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    “Tony, listen to me," said Steve. "This isn’t you. You’re not a PI, you’re a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist superhero. You and everyone else who lives in the tower have all been put under a spell, and you need to come with me to break it.”

    I suppose that’s what I get for saying I’ve heard it all before, thought Tony.

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    Someone's cast a spell on Avengers Tower that has changed each floor into a different kind of story, and trapped the Avengers inside. Steve mounts a rescue mission, starting with Tony Stark, PI, a noir detective who's got a thing for blonde bombshells who bring trouble to his door.

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    Also, actual word count for this fic is around 30-35k words, because many words are hidden visually to make this work accessible for assistive technology.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    The most amazing, creative, inventive, entertaining fandom magic. Unique and spectacular.

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    Objectively, losing the Bucharest safehouse and its contents was the least of Bucky’s problems. The balding agent he’d seen directing the raid was apparently affiliated with SHIELD, which was a shadowy government agency that made representatives from other shadowy government agencies suddenly remember urgent appointments when Bucky tried to bribe, threaten, and otherwise shake them down for information on what the hell SHIELD might want with a former brainwashed assassin. Dodging SHIELD should be his number one priority.

    Subjectively, he wanted his fucking cat back.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    Original, adorable and very entertaining.

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    Peter Parker’s actually doing pretty okay for himself. He’s got a full ride at ESU, a loving aunt, and the number of his high school crush newly saved in his phone. Sure, he’s got a little PTSD, but who doesn’t? He’s got more important things to focus on, like surviving grad school.

    At least until a madcap stranger breaks into Peter's apartment one night and starts bleeding out on his floor. And doesn’t die. And doesn’t die. (He doesn’t shut up much either, but that’s another story.)

    How does that old curse go? May you live in interesting times?

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    24 Apr 2025

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    Hugely entertaining deadpool shenanigans.

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    Bucky has been dodging Steve for months now, and he's had enough. When he shows up at his friend's apartment, he makes and unexpected discovery in the bedroom... When did Bucky get a pleasure android?

    Explanations and warnings inside: PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF TAGS

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    21 Apr 2025

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    It takes him roughly nineteen hours and four cups of coffee to work out a successful simulation of an Iron Man suit that can walk, gesticulate, do Fortnite dances, and fuck like a rabbit without him inside of it pulling the strings.

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Tony, Steve, Jarvis and the ai sex bot. Hot, funny, sweet.