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Meteorstuck Vrisrezi from everyone else's persepective
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Vriska is surprised to learn that sea monsters are real.
She should probably be more surprised about the fact that she finds said sea monster incredibly attractive, but she's too busy enjoying her new life as a monsterfucker.
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Princess Vriska Serket tries to avoid her royal duties by hooking up with her childhood friend.
Strategically, of course. It's critical for the prosperity of the kingdom.
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Somehow it ended up being your job to fix Rose's human alcohol problem. Whatever, you did it, it's over, and you never have to worry about your team intentionally poisoning themselves with addictive beverages again.
Where the hell did all this Faygo come from?
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Bored with the monotony of drone season, Vriska Serket agrees to a spontaneous tryst with her estranged friend, Terezi Pyrope.
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VRISKA: 8ut I’ll 8et this scene has played out inside your head a thousand times already, right?
VRISKA: May8e you’ve actually seen it happen, Ms Mindseer.
TEREZI: Y34H 1F YOU BL4ST OFF 1NTO TH3 R4V4G3D RU1NS OF TH3 COSMOS 4LL 4LON3 1N ORD3R TO S34RCH FOR SOM3ON3 1’D S4Y 1T’S PR3TTY NORM4L TO K33P TH1NK1NG 4BOUT F1ND1NG TH3MBookmarked by owo4h
14 Jul 2025
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“Pleasure to work with you, Vriska!” he calls, as you slog through the ankle-deep fish-scum-saturated swill that inevitably accumulates under the processing machinery once the day warms up.
“You’re fake as shit, Jake English!” you holler back over your shoulder. “But thanks.”
(If you want the rewards of being loved, or, y'know, paid, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of gutting five hundred salmon with only a dumbass newbie to help you. Isn't that how that quote goes?)
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- Part 1 of Gone Fishin'
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14 Jul 2025
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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Bookmarked by owo4h
03 Jun 2025
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perdition catch my soul by Terezi_Discourse
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 Feb 2025
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“I don't need a briefing to prep for seeing Aradia and her dorky cav,” Vriska groans, and flops into the recovery position on the shuttle floor. “We've only seen them, like, every year for twenty years.”
“The slide isn't to introduce you to them. The slide is to convey one very heartful request.” You grab her chin with her hand, make her look at you with resentful, hooded blue eyes. “Please, Vriska, I am your sworn sword and can and will kill a bitch for you, but I beg you not to start shit with the Fifth. Can you do this for me, my adept?”
“Rude!” says your adept. “Who even said I was going to?”
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Terezi the Second and her hot mess of a necromancer are summoned to the Lyctorhood Trials on the First. Predictably, things take about two months to completely and irrevocably fall apart. Now updated with a second chapter.
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03 Jun 2025
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Fallow Year, post-retcon redux: Chapter 7, Seaside Stew by WheelCoveredInEyes
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Apr 2025
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On a meteor traveling from a dead universe into an unknown one, nobody goes hungry. Some other, much more important things happen as well, like that Vriska is there and is not giving up on them. But it's nice that nobody goes hungry, too.
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- Part 2 of Fallow Year & Adversaria
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13 May 2025