pandemonium_panic

Octavius from the movie franchise Night at the Museum



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    Call of Duty tomfoolery because why not? Expect slow updates and minor improvements in writing style. Request what ship I should write next in the comments!

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  1. Rec 34

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    Price stepped towards you, his shadow looming over you. He slowly extended his arms, as if reaching towards a spooked animal, and put two fingers on your chin, gently taking it within his grasp. With the newfound leverage, he angled your head upwards, so you had no choice but to look at his heavenly face.

    “I am your Captain and CO,” he began, “and therefore it is my duty to take care of you boys. You don’t have to tell me what’s on your mind, but I can at least alleviate your suffering.”

    --OR--

    You've been slipping for a while now, and both Price and Gaz have noticed. When a mission goes sideways and leaves you spiraling, they extend a helping hand. Self-indulgant and healing smut ensues. (Top Price/Bottom Reader, Top Gaz/Bottom Reader, Top Price/Bottom Gaz)

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    17 Jul 2025

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    The scent of fire is fresh and brilliant in Ghost's nose. He breathes deep as they come upon the plateau, his eye drawn immediately to the circle of runes that look far too recent for his liking. There is still dust clustered around the corners of them, and footprints within. "What do these say?" he asks, nudging the closest rune.

    Price releases Ghost's hand and peers down at it, kneeling to brush some of the loose rock away. "I believe it's a rune for sanctuary," he says, though he sounds unsure. "Protection of some kind."

    Ghost frowns. He supposes it's not impossible that the blues who lived here allowed people to carve their markings on their lair, but it seems very, very unlikely. And they are so fresh.

    Another light brush of wind blooms more smoke-smell in his lungs. The mouth of a cave greets them, and even from his place Ghost can see the promising glimmer of jewels inside. He finds himself drawn to them, the scent of ash and burned pitch like coming home.

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    23 Apr 2025

  3. Rec 70

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    When Soap first joins the 141, he feels like he's chasing storms. The cold patter of rain on his cheeks and the crackle of lighting and thunder filling his ears doesn't deter him either way. What happens when this storm trails after him, desperate to consume him fully for all he's worth.

    Or: A poly 141 omegaverse fanfiction.

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    08 Mar 2025

  4. Rec 34

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    From all the people Yoru knew, Phoenix had the purest soul. It was easy to read him like an open book and maybe that’s why the fire-radiant always ran into the battle without a proper plan - so no one would be able to predict his next step. But to be honest, Yoru couldn’t imagine Phoenix to think this through. Phoenix was impulsive and as far as Yoru knew, there was absolutely nothing evil in Phoenix’s mind. He played fair and square, finding no joy in hurting others, and would never torture anyone.

    So how different could his mirror be, right?

    But it turned out that Phoenix’s mirror was a completely different story.

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    What do they say? A tiny butterfly flapping its wings can change the future?
    So what if it was a little blue butterfly that wanted nothing more but to warm its frozen wings under the sun, trying to escape an endless winter?
    What if instead a flamed hand closed around the soft and trembling wings in attempt to keep it warm?
    What if the flames burned bright and yet it ended quickly, leaving nothing but ash to get carry away by a soft breeze?
    So tell me, would the ash from this tragic story change life worlds apart?
    You want a spoiler?
    It does.

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    15 Jul 2024