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Attenzione, Min Yoongi! by urlocalborabot (pffffft_no)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jul 2023
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Yoongi's just trying to make ends meet, Jin has nothing better to do on the weekends and he's still mad about his favorite wallet being stolen. Fate has them crossing paths in the unlikeliest of ways.
A very short, totally unserious enemies to lovers.
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Yoongi designs and builds beautiful display nests at his furniture store job. It's not exactly where he thought he'd be, but something has to pay the bills. So what if them being taken down each reset makes him feel like part of his soul is splintering a little bit? It's probably fine. They aren't even really his nests. It's definitely fine. Nothing to worry about.
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Where Light Enters You by glitterandgilt for Trippedintolalaland
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Apr 2022
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“Hey, hey.” The very handsome man with a heart-shaped mouth who Jungkook had just burned reached out to gently grab his wrist and stop his panicked stuttering. “It’s ok, Bunny. I’m fine.”
“B-bunny?” The pet name was odd enough to stop Jungkook in his tracks, but only for a moment. “Sir, please let me get you some ice.”
“No need, I promise. Look.” The man held up a hand, completely unmarred and not even red. “It’s my Talent. I don’t burn, so there’s nothing to worry about.” A spark of flame jumped between his fingertips, and the man closed his hand quickly to hide it.
Oh. Oh no.
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Exhausted and struggling to find the money for rent, Jungkook did not expect the captain of the royal guard to come into the coffee shop he worked at. Nor did he expect to spill pipping hot coffee on him. It turned into the best mistake of his life.
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That time OT6 stumbled on Jungkook working himself to death and helped him learn to rest, to challenge his view of life, and to love himself. And if they learned to love him along the way as well? Well, it's only natural.
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24 Oct 2023
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Where Light Enters You
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Yoongi is overworked, over caffinated, and probably seeing things. Probably.
Namjoon is magic, very surprised, and not lonely at all, thank you very much.
Yoongi falls through a magic painting in his apartment, and directly into Namjoon's front yard.
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25 Oct 2023
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Cuz I'm in the Stars Tonight
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Yoongi is overworked, over caffinated, and probably seeing things. Probably.
Namjoon is magic, very surprised, and not lonely at all, thank you very much.
Yoongi falls through a magic painting in his apartment, and directly into Namjoon's front yard.
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"That dopey little prince is so sheltered that he wouldn't know what to even do with you. You get through the entire tournament and win and force the royal family to make you his fiancé and marry you, and that's it."
"The ultimate heist."
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Prince Jeongguk of Seolla, the youngest of five siblings with a rebellious streak, is forced to host a tournament to celebrate his 21st birthday and coming-of-age to find the perfect spouse. Park Jimin, notorious and wild thief from the west, decides to pull off the ultimate heist - join the tournament and destroy the dynasty.
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20 Nov 2022
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what a journey.
been on this train since chapter one and my GOD.
it's beautiful.
so well- written. I adore the plot and the characterizations and the worldbuilding and and100/10 would read again.
(and I did)~~~
“I’m immensely surprised. Notice the look of shock on my face,” Yoongi said, turning and walking backwards for a moment to show Jeongguk his complete lack of expression.also this bit from like chapter 1 or 2 👀
"Jimin couldn’t help but feel giddy imagining the look on the king’s face on their wedding day—appalled. Horrified. Shocked. Disgusted. All of Jimin’s favorite looks. And poor Prince Jeongguk, confused and bewildered as to how this could have happened to him."wicked and wild wind by annie_vi
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are we falling in love (or just through a third story window)? by thesameflatfish
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Jun 2025
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“Uh,” the stranger says eloquently, then peers down at the cat. “Is this… is this her house?”
Yoongi stares.
“What?”
“The cat,” he adds. “I was wondering when Seokjinie-hyung got a cat.”
Yoongi’s mouth opens. Then closes. He drags a hand down his face.
“You climbed in through my window?”
The man shrugs, or at least tries to. It ends up more like a wiggle. He’s still laying on Yoongi’s couch. “It was low. I’m spry.”
OR: Min Yoongi's world gets turned upside down when Jeon Jungkook falls through his third-story window.
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19 Jun 2025
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are we falling in love (or just through a third story window)?
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The Doorman is favored and recommended by many. Located within walking distance from both the university and the corporate district, it’s the public house where happy hour is always busy.
The bartender is young and handsome, friendly though quiet, and mixes a wild Old Fashioned. He often leans on the counter, chatting with a customer, with a full sleeve of ink on display. It’s for his sake that Taehyung has been frequenting the bar, every Friday, for almost two years.
Not knowing that the bartender is the doorman — to a much darker world.
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"have a darker night"
everything about this fic was just. incredible.
so immersive, spellbinding. I was on the edge of my SEAT.
and I remember reading the first few chapters right after they came out and I was so overwhelmed and STRESSED bc things were HAPPENING so i was like "ok i'll add it to my tbr and come back" and then i dIDNT for like months and then randomly two nights ago wondered if I should just do it and DANG.
the dynamics, the fuzzy morality, the characters, the WORLDBUILDING????? everything was excellent. I loved it.
also even just the little details in the authors notes were *chefs kiss*