phancon
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Pete Wentz is an enigma. Pete is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Pete is a secret wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Patrick isn’t sure what Pete’s deal is, he’s not really sure why Pete hates him, all he knows is that he hates Pete right back, and then some.
He hates his stupid chiselled cheekbones, his bleached blond, dark at the roots, just got out of bed hair, his slack tie with his never ironed shirt, his intense amber eyes. Everything about Pete just screams, I’m too good for this. I’m too good for you. What a pretentious ass.
Unfortunately, Pete is also the person Patrick has to share an office with late one night on Christmas Eve.
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As Honest As You'll Let Me by 1833outboy (phancon) for Kaysa
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Bandom
24 Dec 2021
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“Okay, give it to me straight.” Patrick heaves a sigh, gravely accepting in only the way a man who’s known Pete three years now can be. “How much shit are we in?”
Written for the FOB Actually gift exchange.
Prompt: Peterick; Meet the Family, AKA, “Oops, I told my mom I had a boyfriend but I don’t, better find a fake one fast!” -
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A collection of short and fluffy peterick one shots, previously written on Tumblr.
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Desperate, horny and lonely during quarantine, roommates Pete and Patrick start to fool around together, no strings attached. Obviously they’re not about to do anything stupid like catch feelings. None of this means anything. They're friends. And besides which, they’re both still totally straight.
Right?
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It's 2005, Fall Out Boy's second album is about to drop and more and more people are noticing. Warped Tour, TV interviews, radio play... They're climbing to the top and nothing can stop them.
Then Patrick finds out he has cancer.
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Jayce knew it was going to hurt when he saw the first fissure in the crystal.
His second thought was relief that he was the only one in the lab.
He felt oddly numb. He brought his hand in front of him. The effect was….unsettling. Moving quickly his body could not seem to keep itself together. Particles of his skin floated in the wake of his hand.
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Bookmarked by onlyyoucanshowmethis (phancon)
01 Dec 2024
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Distinguished Innovators by Avelera for AnonymousSong
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
19 Nov 2024
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It is the early years of Jayce and Viktor's scientific partnership, and the Distinguished Innovators competition is only three days away. That is, if they can get all the work done for it in time when Jayce is exhausted, overworked, and at risk of burning out entirely before they even make it there.
So when Jayce jokingly asks Viktor to take control and tell him what to do, in the hopes that it will help Jayce relax and get some much needed sleep before the competition, he was not expecting Viktor to so readily oblige. Nor was he expecting what happened after.
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Bookmarked by onlyyoucanshowmethis (phancon)
30 Nov 2024
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Viktor can’t bring himself to leave.
Bookmarked by onlyyoucanshowmethis (phancon)
27 Nov 2024
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Rocked by the loss of love, Pete Wentz buys a house in the middle of nowhere and sets out to get himself haunted. Aided by his ghost hunting forum friend jt_mania and harried by his absolute busybody of a new neighbor, Pete is torn between letting himself be lost or learning how to live again.
“No one ever told me grief felt so like fear.” - C.S. Lewis
Bookmarked by 1833outboy (phancon)
21 Jul 2022
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Home from the wars to a country ravaged by a cruel Regent, Pete steals from the rich, gives to the poor, and hopes no one notices that there's nothing left of him to give—until a knight wanders into Sherwood, a knight with a golden voice and a passion that makes Pete, almost, remember how to hope. But Sherwood can hide secrets other than Pete's, and in a starving kingdom yearning for the return of its lost prince, hope may merely be a prelude to heartbreak...
Or,
Fall Out Boy, but make it the 1938 Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland Robin Hood.