ratsplendor
Fandoms
- Gravity Falls (13)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (11)
- House M.D. (10)
- Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (9)
- Phineas and Ferb (5)
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all at once (like sepsis) by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for hydraulicfluidinmyteapot
Fandoms: House M.D.
28 Oct 2025
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Word to the wise: when choosing victims for one's psychological horror death-trap, it's probably a good idea to make sure they won't enjoy it way more than they should.
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- Part 4 of doctober 2025
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In another life, Wilson pulls his head out of his ass a lot sooner.
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- Part 2 of the fighting kind
- Part 3 of doctober 2025
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hit me up (dang) by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for tumblr anon, greghousebignaturals
Fandoms: House M.D.
06 Oct 2025
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House and Stacy are broken up again, Wilson's never properly smoked a bowl, and all bets are off.
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- Part 2 of doctober 2025
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James Wilson fresh out of a relationship is a beautiful thing: petty, selfish, prone to brilliant acts of fuckery. And House has always had trouble saying no to him.
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- Part 1 of doctober 2025
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An alternative, easy-to-read format for sleeping dogs chapter 9 :)
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- Part 3 of love by the milligram
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challenging myself to get through as many of my Hilson requests as possible before the end of the month :)
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rskt 2024 by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor
Fandom: Gravity Falls, House M.D., Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
31 Oct 2024
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ratsplendor's works for Kinktober 2024. multi-fandom and absolutely chaotic; i created a random generator that spat out a kink, a modifier (like a trope/setting/relationship type etc), and a dialogue prompt.
i'll be posting only on the weekdays in October, with the remaining prompts as sort of free slots in the months of November + maybe December because i'm trying not to burn myself out.
play bingo here. laugh so you don't cry; gayngst has, so far, been the theme of what's currently written :')
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Billford Kinktober 2025 - Anthems for the Starstruck by ExtremelyNormalCorvus
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
31 Oct 2025
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Kinktober smutshots for Billford! All kinks can be found as the chapter titles, as well as additional tags. I'm not listing them here because it takes up too much space. No kink list for this year, I just kinda grabbed both prompts and kinks and threw 'em all together, so it'll be a mystery each day. Just like last years, this'll be of sub Ford and dom Bill because I'm incapable of liking anything else. Happy reading!
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16 Nov 2025
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He thinks about you saying his real name, sometimes, when he’s alone. Calling him something no one’s called him in so long, maybe it doesn’t even belong to him anymore.
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- Part 2 of sweet you rock and sweet you roll
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02 Apr 2025
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Ford owns a possessed espresso machine. The daily maintenance can get a little... involved.
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- Part 1 of Stan Bros Coffee
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04 Nov 2025
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After studying his temporarily human ass off for 2 years, Bill sets out to return home to the second dimension’s embrace. When his whole world falls apart, Bill, with the help of a new friend, adopts a new philosophy on life to cope with the loss. Meanwhile his relationship with Ford and the introduction of a third party have left their relationship strained.
How will everyone cope with this curveball life has thrown them? Amazingly, I’m sure.
Updates Mondays and Fridays
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- Part 2 of Course Corrected
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04 Nov 2025
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The Axolotl has been given an order to kill future interdimensional tyrant Bill Cipher before he can commit his first crime. They can’t bring themselves to do so.
Bill Cipher wakes up on a strange planet, in a strange body, right outside ‘Backupsmore University’ with a mission from God. He knows exactly what it is and no misunderstandings will happen whatsoever.
-Aka: a wordy excuse to write college Billford rivals to lovers
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- Part 1 of Course Corrected
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Bookmarked by ratsplendor
04 Nov 2025