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Ted borrows Santa’s sleigh. Is this a crackfic? Or just bad poetry? Who can say? Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Part of the T/R Rom-Communism Holiday Fic Exchange.
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19 Jun 2024
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Ted has always been a physical person. But freshly divorced, he’s not ready to jump back into a relationship. It doesn't change how much he still craves to be touched. To be loved. To be wanted. He’s also not a fan of one-night stands. Never has been.
Rebecca, on the other hand, prefers one-night stands. They aren’t messy or complicated, and she doesn’t have to worry about attachments. However, being as known as she is ever since she won the club in the divorce… one-night stands aren’t really an option. The chances of her partner leaking it to the press wasn’t worth the risk.
That’s where the company Your Secret’s Safe with Me (YSSM) comes in. They specialise in pairing people based on the profiles they’ve built. The air of anonymity they provide means that you can have all the sex you want - no attachments to worry about. And no worries about having your sex life or kinks exposed.
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14 Jun 2024
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baby, do you know what that's worth (we'll make heaven a place on earth) by hihoplastic for youcarrymeaway
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Dec 2021
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She’d had the realization about three months ago, when she was hip-deep in planning, and preparing for their match against West Ham, and dealing with her now-involved mother, that Ted wasn’t just a friend. She’d invited him over to look at resort options, ordered them take-away and they’d drained a bottle of wine together and half the night was gone before she realized her leg was pressed against his thigh and he had an arm around her shoulder, leaning in to better see the laptop screen. He was telling her a story about Henry’s first trip to the beach when she’d looked over at him, really, properly looked at him, in a way she’d never allowed herself to before. Her breath had caught and her chest caved in and she’d realized with absolutely no preamble or fair warning that she was desperately in love with the man sitting next to her, talking obliviously about how much his son hates sand between his toes and it had taken all her willpower and self-preservation not to lean in right then and kiss him.
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06 May 2024
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'Keeley furrows her brow, reopening the lid of the envelope from where it’s been tucked in to keep whatever’s inside safe.
Inside isn’t an official application, it’s a letter. It reads:
'Dear Person in charge of Bake Off,
I’m applying for a place in the tent on behalf of my dad, his name’s Ted.'
or, the bake off au that absolutely no one asked for.
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- Part 1 of for biscuits? for love
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20 Apr 2024
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just keep on keeping your eyes on me (it's just wrong enough to make it feel right) by gayicedlatte
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
13 Jan 2024
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Ted likes Rebecca's legs.
At least, she thinks he does.
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19 Apr 2024