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Fall Right Into Me by Knowhere_Is_Home (snark_sniper)
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
03 Aug 2024
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Mantis is concerned that Nebula has some missing parts.
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- Part 1 of Red Wine Supernova
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On May 10, 1940, Iceland is occupied by England; per tradition, the personification of Iceland is brought to London to live in England's household. An Asian colony greets him at the door.
(A story of coming of age in quarantine.)
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The Extra Chicken Deal by snark_sniper
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies (1992)
25 Apr 2019
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A special promotion at Race's favorite chicken joint prompts a more serious conversation.
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No Use for Moonlight by snark_sniper
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
14 Apr 2019
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And then Jack sees it, right above his signature. “Your friend”, crossed out. “Your best friend”, crossed out beneath that. Beneath that, the beginnings of “Your bro—” scratched out, lighter than the others. And then finally, a bit further away from the other attempts:
Your lover,
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Let It Ride by snark_sniper
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies (1992), Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
14 Feb 2019
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Every year at the newsies' annual Christmas get-together, someone puts up the mistletoe. Every year, Race is kissed under it by Spot Conlon. Every kiss it gets harder to hide how badly he wants the next one.
[Or, five times Spot Conlon kissed Racetrack Higgins, and one time Race kissed Spot.]
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Red Wine Supernova by Knowhere_Is_Home (snark_sniper)
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
03 Aug 2024
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Wherein bugborg explore their issues around bodily autonomy and emotional neglect through sex.
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Love Is Strong Enough [formerly "unnamed soulmate AU collection"] by snark_sniper
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers
03 Dec 2016
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A soulmate AU wherein, if your soulmate is literate, the first words your soulmate says to you appear in their handwriting on your arm. Takes place in a society where only the upperclass is allowed to learn how to read.
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It's an hour before closing time when he shows up with his stocky frame and confident swagger—the omega that's made it his mission to reject every single alpha that even dares look his way. He's mouthy and bratty and hot, and Ian wants to fuck him so bad that he can't even judge the pathetic parade of alphas that try to impress him every fucking weekend.
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13 Jul 2025
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every man you've ever been by PaintedVanilla for load_star
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - All Media Types
19 Jul 2023
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"i feel crazy in ways i never say / will you still love me if it turns out i'm insane? / i know what you'll say / but it helps to hear you say it, anyway."
It occurs to me in moments like this that domesticity has somehow managed to creep up on both of us. But here we are. We don’t really talk about it. The same way we’re not supposed to talk about Fight Club, but admittedly we probably talk more about that than about the state of our relationship.
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- Part 3 of the bite that binds, the gift that gives
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28 Jun 2025
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catharsis by PaintedVanilla for load_star
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
27 Mar 2023
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I’m rapidly coming to the realization that I don’t like fighting anyone other than Tyler. I’m putting words to what used to be an abstract string pull in my gut, telling me that what I’m doing isn’t really what I think I’m doing. This isn’t about the thrill of the scuffle, the catharsis I am experiencing is simply a watered down, repackaged dupe of the real deal. I am seeking a blow to my cheek that leaves me reeling so hard my body has no choice but to conjure up tears. There is a butterfly light thrill that shoots up my spine when Tyler twists his torso under mine and forces me off my feet with his entire body weight.
These are dwindling highs. I need a higher dose every time, and there’s only so many ways to make lingering, full body contact as we try to beat each other into the floor. Fighting Tyler is losing its zeal, and I have no interest in any of the other idiots who crowd the basement every Saturday night.
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20 Jun 2025
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When Mickey had decided to move in with a werewolf, he'd thought his biggest concern would be some mandatory howling once a month. Maybe an unlucky rabbit at dinnertime. Shedding?
He sure as fuck hadn't expected this.
"You fucking reek, Mickey," Ian complained, scrunching his nose in distaste.
"Hello to you too, asshole," he grumbled as he kicked off his shoes and left his umbrella by the door.
He strode towards him, tugging at his clothes and scowling as he said, "Take that shit off."Bookmarked by snark_sniper
06 Jun 2025
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obsession by PaintedVanilla for load_star
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - All Media Types, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
07 May 2023
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Tyler, I say, breaking the lazy silence. Can I ask you a question?
Tyler scoffs. He doesn’t open his eyes, but the tiniest hint of a smile has manifested on his lips. “Sure, Ikea boy.”
I reach down, running my fingers through his hair. He still doesn’t look at me, so I ask, If we met on the plane the night my condo blew up, how did you know to blow it up?
Tyler finally opens his eyes. He looks directly at me, eyes shining the way they do when I’ve said something that excites him.
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02 Jun 2025