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    Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)

    In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    “Babe, what’s going on?” she asked softly, rubbing her thumbs over his cheeks soothingly.

    “Nothin’,” he tried again, but his voice cracked right in the middle of the word.

    “Why are you so upset?” she asked again. “You know we meant it as a jo—”

    “Well, it wasn’t fucking funny,” he exclaimed, pulling away from her. “It’s not—I’m not a fucking prostitute, I can’t—you can’t make me shag someone just ‘cause they’ve paid money to spend an evening fucking chatting at me—Rebecca can—she can send me fucking back to fucking City, I won’t—I won’t do it—I’m not—”

    —A rewrite of season one, where Keeley (and Roy, eventually) find out about Amsterdam much earlier. OT3 endgame, plenty of RoyJamie freak4freak, but they're burning slow, babes, I'm warning you.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Roy’s breath is hot on the back of his neck, and Keeley’s tongue is in his mouth, and he’s so far past the point of over the edge, he’s a limp, broken mess at the bottom of the canyon.

    After the game, after the champagne, Jamie takes Roy and Keeley home with him.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Roy is used to hero-worship, being admired for the things he's done, and he's used to being lusted after for his strength and his skill and his endurance, but he's not used to this kind of admiration. No one's ever told him their favourite part of his body was his fucking eyes.

    Keeley and Jamie are both watching him cautiously. Roy takes a deep breath. "Sorry," he grits out. "Had a feeling. I'm over it."

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    09 Jul 2025

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    “Brutally honest,” Jamie says, as if he’s still trying to get the point across. “No more secrets.”

    Roy stares at him. “Yes. I know what words mean.”

    “Okay,” Jamie says, and then he says, “I talked to Keeley about maybe being bisexual because that night we fought over her I wasn’t just jealous about her.”

    Or: Roy Kent finds himself in a situation. Fuck everyone, and Jamie Tartt in particular (gently, on soft sheets, all night long – ugh).

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    09 Jul 2025