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Working For The Knife by Name_Changed_For_Legal_Reasons
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2025
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Shang Houhua dies at the ripe old age of 27, electrocuted to death after spilling cup ramen onto his keyboard. A death as embarrassing as it was painful, but at least a blessedly quick way to go.
Shang Houhua, later renamed Shang Qinghua by his shizun upon promotion to head disciple, dies at the age of 98 to a blade taken for the king he served.
Uchiha Houhua is born screaming.
Reincarnated into the role of Uchiha Izumi as “thanks” for his excellent service in the role of Shang Qinghua, Qinghua only has one mission— to “grow close to the character of Uchiha Itachi, then die on his blade to further his guilt.”
The catch? After that, there will be no 4th life.
With death fast approaching and little to no way out, Qinghua— now Houhua, scrambles to find a way to somehow escape the Uchiha massacre, as well as earn that next life from the system by managing to become an “important” character in the narrative.
…It was times like this that Houhua really wished he’d actually finished reading Naruto
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14 Oct 2025
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Sasuke kills Itachi and has nothing left to live for. So he doesn't.
He wakes up in the past with an alive clan, unkilled big brother, and a mangekyou threatening to emerge with every strong emotion. Which is all of them.
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02 Oct 2025
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse
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19 Sep 2025
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Naruto, Sasuke & Orochimaru's Excellent Adventures by llamallamaduck
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Naruto, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2023
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Interdimensional travels of Naruto, Sasuke and Orochimaru, jumping worlds and adopting genii wherever they may see them.
Series can be read in order, but stories don't share any plot other than the initial conceit: Naruto, Sasuke and Orochimaru, due to an unlikely chain reaction of catastrophes in their original Universe, are now immortal, workably unbeatable monsters who float around the multiverse and live as hedonistic antiheroes.
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19 Sep 2025
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Jiraiya had one job to not get baby Hatake killed while his father was on a mission.
In a way he does succeed by pushing him off to a certain snake friend of his.
He thinks he did mighty fine thank you very much, now if only either of them saw it the same way as him.Bookmarked by tainted_08
09 Sep 2025