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    Robert guides him one small step forward, until Flambae stands an inch from the metal. The muscles in his back are tight, his shoulders tense. Robert half expects to be punched in the face.

    But Flambae rocks forward, unguided, and presses his crotch against the mech’s waiting palm.

    Robert helps Flambae work out some of the feelings he has towards the Mecha Man suit.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Swanwick gave Bruce a level, unamused look. "Mr. Wayne," he said. "Please tell me you know why you're here."

    Bruce shrugged. "Won the lottery, and first-place prize is the government marries me off to an alien."

    (Or: in a universe where Krypton took an extra thirty-odd years to implode, Kal-El was sent to Earth as an adult, in advance of the ship containing the only other surviving Kryptonians; and a quirk of Kryptonian law means negotiating refuge, potential resettlement, and an alliance with the Kryptonians in general is dependent on marriage between a Kryptonian and a human. Bruce did what it took to make sure that that human would be him, instead of some poor unprepared civilian—but his efforts to learn more about the aliens, what they want and why they're here, and how, if necessary, to kill them ... don't go the way he's expecting them to.)

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    11 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    After a rough escape from intergalactic bounty hunters and a month stuck on a moon with no food, Bruce and Clark decide on an... unconventional plan for food.
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    Without looking at him, Bruce continued. “You don't produce eggs when you masturbate and I.” He cleared his throat, “I examined your eggs, months ago. They aren't particularly nutritionally dense but, but they're something.”
    “You checked the nutritional makeup of my eggs.” Clark said blankly, “Without telling me.”
    A faint red flush bloomed over the back of Bruce's neck, “I was curious.”

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  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    The first time Batman noticed Supermans habits, they were on a mission.

    Batman didn’t think he would have to tell Superman this very obvious rule, but afterall, Big Blue is an alien. So really, it’s on Bats.

    That doesn’t stop him from glaring at his partner while Supes looks at him like everything is normal, like what he is doing is a regular day occurrence. Maybe it is. Batman shudders at the thought.

    “Are you serious?” Batman grumbles, pulling out a smoke bomb. Superman tilts his head in question.

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    Superman becomes notably sensitive under Red Sun radiation. Bruce decides to test a theory. Or, a few.

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    03 Sep 2025