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“Karin’s like family to me, so that includes you,” Sasuke begins. “Even though you said you’d murder me.”
“You heard that, huh?” Naruto says with a slight laugh, face entirely red. “You just seemed like an uptight asshole who cares more about his work than his employees.”
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25 Sep 2025
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My Love for You Will Never Die (No Matter How Many Times You Try to Kill Me) by evaofkonoha
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Aug 2023
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Sasuke Uchiha is an amazing serial killer (just ask him, even though he won't tell you).
He loves everything about his "hobby," especially the thrill of a good kill.
While out one night looking for his next victim, a seemingly perfect one actually falls into his lap. However, it seems like his serial killer luck may be running low with this airheaded, puppy dog of a victim, Naruto, who instead of dying, falls in love with him.
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11 Sep 2025
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Locker Room Therapy - Phone Sex! (not really.) by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Fandoms: Naruto
06 Jun 2011
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- Part 3 of Locker Room Therapy 'verse
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10 Sep 2025
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Every summer, Naruto visits the sleepy beach town of Oceanview. Easily the best part of the trip is the carnival, set up for three days at the end of August. As summers pass, Naruto finds himself coming back again and again to see the boy at the end of the boardwalk. First, he wants to win the game the boy runs, but it turns into wanting to win Sasuke's heart instead. For some reason, Naruto just can't get him out of his head.
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04 Sep 2025
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and chat emotes.
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03 Sep 2025