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    “You had one girl. Only one. Because the other one slipped your grasp and you killed their father! And now you’ve dropped the last hostage we had to trade for your uncle into the middle of nowhere?”

    [Joffrey decides to teach Sansa Stark a lesson in gratitude. Sansa learns something else altogether.]

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    03 Apr 2025

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    Part one of the Ostrakismos Trilogy

    ANNABETH CHASE and her boyfriend PERCY JACKSON, now juniors at New Rome University, just wanted to get lunch with their friend FRANK ZHANG, Praetor of the Twelfth Legion. Instead, a demigod with a grudge sent all three of them to some fucked-up medieval fantasy world, where they have to intervene in the local succession crises to find a way home.
    DAVOS SEAWORTH struggles to balance his loyalty to the one true King of Westeros, STANNIS BARATHEON, with his Faith in the Seven. When a dragon carrying two foreigners appears out of thin air and lands in front of MELISANDRE's Nightfire, he has no idea what will occur.
    CATELYN STARK just wants to see her children safe. TYRION LANNISTER wants to keep his House together, despite the fact that he hates them all. SANSA STARK wants to escape the Lannisters' gilded cage. Self-proclaimed Kings ROBB STARK, JOFFREY BARATHEON, BALON GREYJOY, and RENLY BARATHEON all vie for control of Westeros with STANNIS. The arrival of three powerful strangers to the War of Five Kings will irrevocably change all of their fortunes, and throw the future into disarray.
    All the while, evil things stir in the cold land beyond the wall...

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    28 Mar 2025

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    After Kel breaks orders and invades Scanra to rescue her Haven civilians in Lady Knight, she is found guilty of treason in wartime.

    She escapes with the help of friends and does the only thing Kel could ever conceive of doing in that instance-- she keeps fighting Tortall's war.

    This is Kel, however; she is always willing to fight her battles alone, but people will always rise up to fight alongside her.

    (Drabble answer to a tumblr prompt)

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    08 Mar 2025

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    Gaudy Vawen is leaving home to follow his uncle. Eldo Vardes is doing the same to defy his father. Zaoul wants to find the answers to questions only he is asking, and Tully wants to find problems only she can sort out. They collide in Solaara, where they find the Imperial Bureaucratic Service poised to aid the greatest transition in government since the Fall.

    And also, where they find themselves the somewhat-captive but very intrigued peanut gallery to the lives of both Cliopher Mdang and His Radiancy the Emperor.

    A retelling of parts of Hands of the Emperor through the the sometimes-comprehending, often-bemused, always-intrigued eyes of Gaudy, Tully, Zaoul, and Eldo as they grow and advance in the Service.

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    09 Feb 2025

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    Red Hood's been running Robin's Nest, a secret youth shelter in Gotham, since he came out of his murdery craze. He wants it to be a place to stay, no questions asked, with a hot meal provided if you stick around for breakfast. The kids of Gotham deserve that much.

    Enter Stephanie, whose new name isn't the only secret she's keeping.

     

    (or: how steph outsmarts her dad, makes gay friends, and gets the guy)

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    08 Feb 2025