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    Will drunk calls Hannibal while he’s in prison to jerk off to his voice as a last ditch effort to get him out of his head.

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    Draco’s mother insisted on setting him up with Harry Potter, just because they both came out at the same time. He sometimes hated her.

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    When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.

    Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.

    Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.

    And you know what? He just might.

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    15 Jul 2024

  4. Rec 83

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    "Now that you’re all here, I have something I’d like to discuss,” said Jack. He clapped his hands and rubbed them together. “The BSU is losing funding.”

    “What?” came a collective cry from you and your coworkers.

    Jack held up his hands in a placating gesture. “I know. I know.” He sighed. “But, I have a solution. I think we should do a fundraiser, just to hold us off until the end of this year, and then I’ll talk to the higher ups to see how we can fix this.”

    "Like, selling chocolate bars?” you asked, your brow furrowed as you tried to make sense of what was happening.

    “A bit higher scale than chocolate bars,” mused Jack.

    You shared a look with Beverly. “Like what?” she asked tentatively.

    “Date-An-Agent,” Jack proposed, spreading his hands wide as if to get you to imagine the fundraiser banner. “We auction off dates with agents in the bureau and invite the public to bid.”

     

    In which Will is the star of the BSU fundraising auction, and Hannibal helps you win a date.

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    15 May 2024

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    A Star Wars AU, Father Kylo Ren is a catholic priest (unknown/undetermined time period).

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    01 May 2024