torchesfordays
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Etho has to piss in the middle of building a river with Gem. She watches, again.
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A sequel of sorts to a fic i read ages ago by BadTimeWithScars...and just like gem i couldnt get this out of my head. (go read that fic first if you like the look of this one, it will make more sense)
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- Part 1 of etho gets freaky with piss
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etho gets freaky with piss by torchesfordays
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 Mar 2025
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Jimmy kills himself and takes the easy way out. Curly, trapped in the cryopod, wishes more than anything to take the responsibility his deranged co-pilot wouldn't. Days before the crash, the Captain wonders if he's going crazy, suddenly haunted by a maimed, limbless man that none of his crew can see.
Or: Curly, Anya, and the future ghost of his mistakes. A fix-it, featuring imperfect people and one degenerate loser.
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06 Aug 2025
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Burnt out and exhausted with city life, Etho packs up and moves to the old abandoned farm his parents owned before he was born. It's sat empty for thirty years and it's not in a good state, but he's determined to make the most of it.
The town is full of good people, and he quickly finds friendship in abundance. Amongst them all though, one stands out. Bdubs is kind and funny and exceptionally talented at a number of things. He's handsome too, and Etho can't help but crush on him, just a little bit.
They get along fantastically right from day one, but Etho keeps his feelings to himself. It's just a crush, it'll go away. And besides, it's not like Bdubs would ever like him back... Right?
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05 Aug 2025
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Fish Guts by Anonymous
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game), How Fish is Made (Video Game)
12 Mar 2025
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The Pony Express Protection Kit hangs safely in the utility closet. He ignores the code bar and starts turning the number lock. A good captain has their codes memorized, the scanner is just a peripheral.
With the gun in his hands, he points and fires.
0 hours before judgment.
(_____ finds himself back at the 140th day of the journey.)
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04 Aug 2025
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“What the fuck did you do?!" you shout, voice barely audible over the rolling thunder of the siren. You clench your fists, and bare your (lipless) teeth, and repeat, “Jim, what did you do?”
You do not go into the cockpit. He looks up, and stares at you, and — damn him — looks surprised. You steady yourself against the wall, and brace for impact.Bookmarked by torchesfordays
03 Aug 2025
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In which the Tulpar crew's ending isn't so permanent as one would expect. What happens when Curly, Anya, Daisuke, Swansea, and Jimmy are all sent back a month before the crash? Perhaps they can heal from their traumas and escape their former fates... Or perhaps tragedy is as inescapable as a hunk of metal in the middle of space.
Either way, spit out the mouthwash. It's time to rinse and repeat.
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03 Aug 2025