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    Alastor finds out Lucifer has deer ears and a fluffy tail. ^^

    inspired by appleparty_sins art!
    Link: https://x.com/appleparty_sins/status/1560086159048511493?s=46

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    When Charlie departs for Heaven, her stay is set for a week. Not keen to leave Alastor in charge of her precious Hazbin Hotel that long, Lucifer offers his presence to keep a close eye on things.

    Little does he know he’s playing right into Alastor’s hands.

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    “You, uh,” Lucifer said eloquently, his eyes jumping up and down Alastor's form. “You use a cane, just like me. That's…nice.”

    “Great job, Dad!” Charlie said cheerfully, clapping her hands together in front of her chest. “Now you go, Alastor.”

    “Why, thank you for your nice words, your Majesty! In return, I would like you to know that I am quite fond of your hat. It really serves to highlight your… great personality.”

     

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    To keep them from trying to commit verbal homicide every time they are in the same room, Lucifer and Alastor are forced to compliment each other as a measure to improve their relationship.

    (No one would have thought that they would catch feelings along the way.)

    Updates every week!

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    As is the case with most ideas, Charlie is the one to suggest that Alastor bring Lucifer to the next overlord meeting.

    “We need to know what the overlords are up to if we’re going to have any chance at saving the sinners under their control,” she points out to Lucifer.

    “Uh-huh. But, duckling, your little bellhop boy is already an overlord with insight into those meetings. Why do I need to join him?”

    Charlie clasps her hands together, her scarlet eyes sparkling. “For team-bonding!”

    Well. That is an argument against going, as far as Lucifer is concerned.

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    There are two known ways to heal holy wounds on demons: the first requires direct healing through ritualistic touch. The second involves remotely siphoning the holy energy into a host to allow the demon’s natural healing process to restart.

    He is certain that the Radio Demon will never in a million years allow Lucifer to touch him, so the only way to heal that prideful prick is to secretly suck a little bit of that residual holy energy into his body every time they bump into each other. Which, by the way, gross, but if it means Charlie never has to blame herself for the death of a friend ever again, Lucifer will do it, no questions asked.

    He just completely forgot that that’s exactly how he and Lilith made Charlie to begin with.

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    Or, alternatively, Lucifer accidentally gets preggers from healing Alastor. Yep.

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