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    03 Jul 2025

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    “Thank you to Liusu Mianhua for the donation, would you ever date Cucumber Bro? Is that even a question?!”

    Shen Yuan nodded absently. Of course not, Luo Binghe could have a thousand girlfriends, why in the world would he even think about—

    “ABSOLUTELY I WOULD.” Luo Binghe almost shouted, leaning so far into his mic that the words were almost incomprehensible, slamming his hands on his desk.

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    13 Nov 2024

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    "Is there something Tianlang-Jun needs?" Mobei-Jun grits out between his teeth. He is speaking like this more and more frequently recently.

    "I simply desire the chance to teach someone younger than me the proper way to woo a human, considering I'm one of the few demons who has ever managed it." That gives Mobei-Jun pause. Tianlang-Jun notices. "Considering the only models you may have for this kind of relationship would be myself and that son of mine, I had assumed you may want help. Unless, of course, you would prefer a relationship more like the one my son has built with his teacher."

    "You have successfully courted a human."

    "Famously, I'd say. Or infamously, I suppose, depending on who you're asking. But it certainly did happen. You can look to the emperor of our realm, if you have any doubt."

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    Tianlang-Jun comes to visit the Northern Desert Palace. Tianlang-Jun is very bored. Tianlang-Jun finds a way to entertain himself.

    Written for a Gotcha for Gaza prompt "on behalf of @gusufan--please tag them! I would like a post-canon Moshang get together fic. sfw or nsfw doesn't matter :)" from @boomfanfic

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    AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by

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    13 Dec 2020

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    In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.

    “Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”

    “Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.

    “That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.

    “What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”

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    Dear system, is it gay to sleep with a guy? And no it’s not the scum villain! by for lesbian_alpha_and_my_wife_is_shenjiu

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    23 Dec 2024

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    Shen Qingqiu meets a strange man on a mission. The man is calm, weirdly friendly, and single handedly gets them out of being kidnapped with absolutely no cultivation. Obviously, Shen Qingqiu needs to investigate this guy and see what’s up with him. He’s way too suspicious!

     

    Shen Yuan doesn’t think anything about when he got kidnapped but luckily had read up on the beast that got him. He meets a stupidly pretty boy—curse book characters born unfairly hot!—and continues to see him.

    Nothing can go wrong, right?

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    We Are Not Wise by ,

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    09 May 2023

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    When Shen Qingqiu drew Shen Yuan’s soul sword, it felt like being burned from the inside out. The fire wasn’t cruel, but it was still fire—hot and destructive, searing the softest pieces of him.

     

    When Binghe’s fingers touch the hilt, he is ready for pain.

    Transmigrated into a version of Proud Immortal Demon Way where cultivators manifest their own souls into spiritual weapons, Shen Yuan finds himself sort of kind of…accidentally blackmailing Shen Qingqiu into taking him on as a disciple before Luo Binghe joins the sect.

    That should give Shen Yuan plenty of opportunities to make sure nothing goes wrong for his favorite protagonist, right? RIGHT!?

    A story of twists, turns, hope, despair, and soul swords. Written for the Bingqiu Reverse Minibang 2023, illustrated and conceptualized by the incredible Suzu!

     

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