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Remus Lupin knows better than to touch Sirius Black—but watching? That’s harder to resist.
Ten years. One silk-robed neighbour. More windows than sense.
After his divorce and belated coming out, Remus collects firsts, lasts, and everything messy in-between. Friends joke that his love life spins like the revolving doors at the Ritz, but one desire stays constant: Sirius—his tattooed neighbour who refuses most clothing, lives in silk robes, and somehow keeps getting finer (and more risqué) with time.
And for over a decade, their flirtation has smouldered—sometimes scorching other relationships in its wake—while Remus holds himself back. After all, he was the one who first shut the metaphorical door in Sirius’s face. For ten years, he’s believed all that's left are stolen, shame-filled, yearning glances of Sirius, taken in through windows and from a distance. But Sirius knows most doors don’t stay closed—and exactly how to coax one, make it beg to open.
This is the story of Remus’s forty-third birthday. Of the years after a marriage ends and a life begins in the middle of things: of queer joy growing like blue irises, of fatherhood, of desire, and of learning to forgive oneself for old punishments.
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07 Dec 2025
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“Not everything is about winning, Reggie,” Sirius sighs.
“It’s Formula One, of course, it’s all about winning. What else is there to live for?” Regulus replies.
Or, James and Regulus are teammates for Formula One team Andretti and Remus and Sirius are teammates for Formula One team Black-Hill. They battle for the championship and have to navigate their feelings, all while living in the spotlight.
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16 Nov 2025
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September 1982
The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.
Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.
Everything is going well for Sirius Black.
Everything but love.OR
Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.Series
- Part 1 of Language Lessons
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21 Oct 2025
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Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.
FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
- describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
- philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
- an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
- cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
- crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
- Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
- autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
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09 Oct 2025
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Remus is sensitive to changing tides, a part of the moon always with him, and Black is like the sea. He can smell it on him, the way his magic builds up and crackles about the fingertips.
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A werewolf, a convict, and a riddle.
(Featuring remus john lupin's indefatigable pining in the most easily fatigable body you have ever had the pleasure of knowing)
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18 Aug 2025