washedbones
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My name is Odysseus Laertiades by washedbones
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
05 Apr 2025
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As she placed the dagger above her heart, a voice from behind decided it was fit to comment.
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity if you were to damage yours.” He said, and Penelope gasped at that familiar voice that she dreamt of each night. She turned to the bed quickly, dropping the knife in the process, and saw her dear Odysseus lying there.
or: Penelope hears the suitor’s plans and decides if they want her as a wife they would have to have her dead. Odysseus, who decided to visit his wife first before starting a blood bath, is luckily there to stop her.
Inspired by The Princess Bride
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"[...] And no one had really noticed, until one day they looked up, and noticed the sky is pink, the grass is yellow, and Jonathan Sims can, on special occasions, be tolerable."
or: Jonathan Sims (reluctantly) showing his assistants some love
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The boys use sticky notes to communicate. It works as well as you'd expect.
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Ineffable Mysteries by washedbones
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
25 Apr 2023
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"s2 of good omens should have a scene where someone asks aziraphale and crowley if they're the only angel/demon pair on earth and they just laugh and say no no, there's also the american branch and it abruptly cuts to shane madej calling a demon a wimp" -@thegroundhogdidit on Tumblr
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Only a very few people in the world know that the celebrated and reclusive poet Jack Allen is just Kansas mechanic Dean Winchester, a high school dropout with a few bucks to his name. Not that it matters anymore; life has left him so wrung out he never wants to pick up another pen.
Until, that is, a string of coincidences leads Dean to audit a poetry course with one Dr. Castiel Novak. The professor is wildly intelligent, devastatingly handsome...and just so happens to be academia's foremost expert on the poetry of Jack Allen.
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- Part 1 of And This, Your Living Kiss
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- English
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by washedbones
28 Jan 2025
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Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.
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Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.
Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.
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- Part 1 of Gotham Caves and Reality Aberrations
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,113
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 106
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Bookmarked by washedbones
07 Jun 2024
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Marc and Steven are haunted by a song.
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- Part 1 of Hijos de la Luna
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?