whatdoyoumean
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the color of hurt by whatdoyoumean
Fandoms: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri (2017)
27 Apr 2020
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He doesn't realize how close he's standing, how his breath is hitting your face.
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Neither do you by whatdoyoumean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 亜人 - 三浦追儺 & 桜井画門 | Ajin - Miura Tsuina & Sakurai Gamon, Original Work
01 Oct 2018
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Your magic sometimes takes. It takes from others after they have left.
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The Dark Lord divines what Harry Potter is in the Forbidden Forest, and revelations lead to incomprehensible consequences. Lord Voldemort has won... and the dystopia is damning.
A tale of a fallen hero, dark desires, and a Dark Lord's obsession with something he has lost and finds himself unwillingly lusting after: a soul.
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- Part 1 of No Glory; Glorious
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And It Feels Like Home by Astrophelion
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
17 Feb 2025
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“I don’t think you’re quite grasping the magnitude of the situation here, kitten whiskers. We’ve got a Spider-Man,” Wade stresses. “That wasn’t in the budget. We’re going so off script right now.”
“Still haven’t got a clue who he’s supposed to be,” Logan grumbles.
“Oh my god,” Wade swivels around to face Peter. “I’m so sorry. This is so embarrassing.”
“No, it’s cool, man. I get it. I’m not - I mean, Peter 1 is like the Peter anyway. I’m just Peter 3.”
“Okay. So he’s got a few self-esteem issues. We’ll work on that.”
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Or: The TVA pulled the plug on Peter 3’s universe while he wasn’t in it. As a result, he’s forced to tag along on the Poolverine road trip. Every Deadpool has a Peter, right? Wade might have stolen his, just like he stole Logan, but like fuck he’s letting either of them go now.
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16 Jul 2025
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Kiss My Wrist by TaxEvasionAtTheBatcave
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Jul 2024
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Peter was uncomfortably aware of Wade’s index finger and the way it moved around the spinneret, tracing over blue veins as he carefully avoided the spot in the center.
“Incredible.” He whispered, before inadvertently brushing against the slit.
Peter jolted, the touch instantly getting a carnal response out of him. His body was warm and his cock twitched under his spandex.
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When Spider-Man is kidnapped by goons who inject him with experimental drugs, he finds his spider powers advanced to new heights. After being rescued by Deadpool, they go back to his apartment and accidentally discover that organic web shooters are more than just practical.
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16 Jul 2025
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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- 4/4
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16 Jul 2025
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You've Always Known About Me by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
04 Nov 2024
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Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.
Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.
There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.
‘FIND ME’.
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Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.- Language:
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12 Jul 2025