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Self-Portrait of God (Disambiguation) by colgatecunt, whatnameshallitake for vvronskyy
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jul 2025
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The Sinister History of Viktor Černý’s "Self-Portrait of God"
Runeterra Unsolved
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Supernatural (35 Episodes):
Jinx and Ekko revisit the sinister and deadly history of Viktor Černý’s cursed painting, "Self-Portrait of God".
Disclaimer: The video will NOT be showing said painting. For any information on the still missing painting, please contact the Zaun Institute of Art zauninstituteofart.gov.zaunVideo Transcript:
The most recent, and perhaps the most bizarre, is the case of Jayce Talis. On the 29th of December, 2024, Piltover Emergency Services received a distressed call about a PhD student who was found unresponsive, crying and staring into nothing in front of his computer at home.Jinx: Do you think the porn was that good? [wheeze]
Ekko: Oh my god, we’re gonna get demonetized again.
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Dark Clouds by Invidia_Envy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2024
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As it goes, eyes are the most sinful sense. Next is mouth which spouted out many insults and abuse.
How different would it be if only Shen Jiu never saw Luo Binghe? Never get to project his envy and hatred after what he had seen?
In which, Shen Jiu was blind.
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06 Jul 2025
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Beauty and the Beast by yourheartsdesire
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2020
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Shen Yuan, a teacher at the Magical Institution, was obsessed with his research on long-lost cultivation methods. While searching for an ancient rune at an abandoned ruin he discovers more than what he came for.
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01 Jul 2025
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hot milf prof gets her pretty cherry popped by her favorite student by pomeny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2024
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The skin on her chest glistened, revealed from her typically button-up blouse. One of her fancier bras
how did Binghe know she owned this particular bra?had been pulled down, making her breasts spill with her nipples pebbled under the chilly air.Long legs were hiked up, making her knee-length pencil skirt get pushed up as high as it could go, digging into her shaking thighs. Her nude pair of pantyhose was shredded, revealing the skin of her thighs and the red marks adorning them, and most importantly, revealed her underwear for Luo Binghe to--
“Laoshi, this student needs to learn how to please you. Could you teach me how to make you cum?”
Shen Qingqiu, a virgin professor who just turned 30, found out the hard way that not only could she read minds, but her favorite student's thoughts were not what she was expecting. Prompt provided for SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza.
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29 Jun 2025
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A Very Malfoy Guide on Quidditch by 10MinutesADay (moucche)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2025
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After Draco Malfoy suffers an attack from a dangerous beast (Buckbeak) and is prohibited from playing until his arm gets better, he is reduced to a commentator, which means he can now comment on each of Harry Potter's quidditch blunders for the entire school to hear.
Starring Draco Malfoy, a very-not-biased quidditch commentator, and Harry Potter, a very-not-good flirt.
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31 May 2025
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When the professors at Hogwarts decide to roll in a new assignment for the prefects, Regulus is tasked with writing an essay on an impossible topic. Some have to write about their pets, others have to discuss their favourite book. Instead of something simple, he has to write about the person who raised him. Oh, and then he has to present his essay to the whole school.
Regulus doesn’t know how he’ll find a single positive thing to say about his parents. Walburga and Orion aren’t exactly the warm and fuzzy type. He’s quite sure he’s doomed, until a chance meeting with his brother brings forth a humbling realisation.
[Or, Regulus writes about the person who raised him, Sirius is trying his best and James is a good boyfriend]