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    It’s not like he’s surprised. The human starter-deck guarantees one hassle-free death, and Jason played his.

    That said, the life of a crazed cat lady is not what he would have expected. Well, if you substitute dragon for cat and throw in a cursed nightmare island for spice. But that’s just details.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    Ned’s life is sad for a number of reasons. He keeps a spreadsheet.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    “I’ll die before I do it,” she’d said, and he knew it was the truth.

    So they planned, they plotted, they conspired--and they'd done it.

    [In which the Lannister twins pull a switch like they used to when they were young, but this time it has more serious consequences. Crack treated (somewhat) seriously.]

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Wherein the Stark siblings (and their bastard brother) fall through a magic wardrobe and find themselves in a land not their own.

    Or: The ASOIAF/Narnia crossover nobody asked for.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    "Shikhandini, in Vyasa’s Mahabharta, was born to king Drupada. King Drupada was upset that he was blessed with a baby girl, and not a son to take over his reign, so he decides to bring her up as a man. He hides from the world that his child is a girl. She is renamed Shikhandi and is educated in warfare. Shikhandi only knew to live as a man in society even if they had a woman’s body. When king Drupada finds a bride for Shikhandi the bride realizes, on her wedding night, that she was married to a woman. Shikhandi’s/Shikhandini’s wife on discovering that her husband was in fact a woman refuses to stay married. Meanwhile, Shikhandini’s/Shikandi’s sorrow leads her/him to seek the help of a Yaksha."

     

    AKA: Why the most radical thing you can do, as a princess forced into growing up a prince, is reject the obvious and spitefully embody the enigmatic.

     

    AAKA: Parents who punish their daughters for being daughters should be hung drawn and quartered on live tv #tbh

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    28 Oct 2025