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Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can’t because both Harry Potter and Pokémon belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can’t remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don’t take them without asking first.
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Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #165
Submitted By: Right What Is Wrong
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To whom it may concern,
Please update your forms. I have not been “Harry Potter” since I was adopted.
Furthermore, I will be sending agents to investigate how you obtained this address. The CORRECT mailing address, for future reference, is:
1 Gym Road
Viridian City
Kanto
Any mail which you send there will be conveyed to me through methods I do not wish to disclose.
Your malformed Hoothoot found me at my private business, with which I do not wish my name or title to be associated for tax purposes. Do not send me any further mail at this address unless you are willing to suffer the repercussions.
Signed,
Boss Rocket
P.S. Your nonsensical demands are so absurd that I wondered if I should even deign to formally reject them. Since you appear mentally impaired, I suppose that I must.
I do not recognize the authority of your ministry and I would not comply with your laws even if I did. Your threats in case of my noncompliance are deeply amusing. You are welcome to personally visit me at this address at any time of your choosing, if you think yourselves so mighty. My Nidoking hasn’t had a proper workout in some time.
Author’s Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Right What Is Wrong. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol