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hammyham has created a group chat!
hammyham has added largebaguette to the chat.
hammyham has added herctheirishman to the chat.
hammyham has added thegayturtle to the chat.
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thegayturtle: heeeyyy why did laf and herc get added before me?! That’s not fair sjdbrjeldi
largebaguette: because mon ami I am more loved than you ;3
thegayturtle: well it’s still not fair
hammyham: babe chill you know I love you most and Laf get out please you hurt my boyfriend
largebaguette: I did nothing of the sort mon petit lion why would you accuse me of doing such a thing
herctheirishman: because you kinda have that tendency to hurt people laf. don’t you remember that one time you made eliza stay home from school for a week because you said that nobody liked her hair color?
largebaguette: she asked me how her hair looked mon amour
I had to tell her the truth
hammyham: I think you could have done it in a better way tho :/
you know what
this gc needs a name
thegayturtle: on it.
thegayturtle named the group Rev Set 1.0
herctheirishman: oh shit that’s cool I like that shskendbdb
largebaguette: that is beautiful mon ami well done
hammyham: that’s my boo
slways so creative
thegayturtle: *always
hammyham kicked thegayturtle from the chat.
herctheirishman: ALEX.
hammyham: what he corrected me nobody corrects me
largebaguette: mon ami put him back now please
hammyham: *sigh* fine.
hammyham added thegayturtle to the chat.
thegayturtle: ALEX WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
hammyham: *Alex, what the actual fuck?! I thought you loved me.
thegayturtle kicked hammyham from the chat.
herctheirishman: dear god.
thegayturtle: *God
herctheirishman kicked thegayturtle from the chat.
largebaguette: mon amour why would you do that
herctheirishman: so that we could be alone ;) ;3
largebaguette: oh well in that case
do you want to come over and
how you say
get it on ;3
herctheirishman: i’ll be over in five