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Lesbian rights
meth-head: this is random but what kind of music do yall listen to?
not this: why?
meth-head: idk
not this: valid
not this: I listen mostly like riot grrrl, indie, various musicals stuff like that. U?
meth-head: idk I wanted to ask yall because I dont even know what music I like
meth-head like I like rap and shit if megan thee stallion, cupcakke ppcocaine
not this: oh nice
not this : once I started playing ddlg by ppcocaine around jackie and she was shocked that I knew every word it was wack
eork: I was kinda scared ngl
eork: I listen to a lil bit of everything ngl
meth-head: wack
meth-head: what do you think would happen if I were to say
meth-head: cook spaghetti in a bath
meth-head: and what if that's spaghetti
meth-head: was me
eork: are you okay
not this: yeah what's up with you
goodemorning: she just took six fucking edibles because I told her not to I have no clue how she manages to type properly
eork: be safe please
goodemorning: I havent taken any I have to babysit her dumbass now
eork: oof but good
goodemorning: update: crystal is repeatedly taping the wall and saying " geege look my hand went through the wall"
Goodemorning sent a video!
not this: shes on another dimension
dom top: ask her what 2 plus 2 is
goodemorning: any specific reason
dom top: nope
goodemorning: hot she started mumbling candy store from Heather's but it's the riverdale version
not this: disgusting
eork: 💛unacceptable💛
salope: you should give her an egg
salope: see what she will do with it like dogs in the videos
goodemorning: crystal isnt a dog but sounds Goode
eork: did you just-
essence of ball: hey nicky are you okay
salope: yeah why?
Essence of ball: it sounds like you fell down the stairs
salope: that's something I'll never tell
goodemorning: SHE HELD THE EGG AND TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT AND PROCEDED TO SPIT IT OUT ON MY CARPET AND XTHREOW THE FUCKING EGH AT ME
essence of ball: nicky fell down the stairs
salope: nicky flew
rock hard: Heidi and I are vibing at my place does anyone want to go get food we r hungy
not this: in a gay way?
rock hard: yes
rock hard: anyway the sandwich place close to the school?
essence of ball: sure
dom top: gigi we can bring you and crystal food
goodemorning: that would be amazing thanks Heidi crystal just passed out in the driveway brb
eork: wait where the fuck are your guys parents
not this: seriously tho if I was pulling this stuff my parents would send me back to catholic school
goodemorning: mine are on some dumbass week long business trip or whatver and hers are okay with her doing stuff because shes almost 18 as long as shes safe and responsible
goodemorning: plus they think I'm responsible and they trust me
goodemorning: and my parents know I hate most of the people we go to school with so I wont have like a party or whatever
eork: oh wack
rock hard: is crystal safely away from the drive way we almost here
goodemorning: yeah shes on the front lawn now I brought her a blanket
eork send pic please I need more blackmail material
goodemorning sent a photo!
rock hard: oh she looks comfy
essence of ball: is she cuddling a cat
goodemorming: yeah?
essence of ball: neither of you have a cat
eork: whose cat did crystal suprise adopt
goodemorning: Oh FuCk
salope: wack