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Lesbians I Assume
boo: I just got off work. and by just got off of work I mean I may or may not have gotten fired. :)))
water: I am awake
water: hold on wait up
water: bitch you got fired
water: what how
boo: ha
boo: um
boo: well you see
meth head: do yall mind I'm trying to embarrass crystal
meth head: its golgi by the way crystal was being a pussy so I have to do this for her
eork: okay Golgi
not this: Golgi Goode <3
salope changed goodemorning's nickname to: golgi
meth head: I despise you all
essence of ball: cmon golgi tell the damn story
meth head: jaida I stg
meth head: so before crystal and I started dating
meth head: okay quick pause crystal seems to have stolen my phone and car I will be right back
eork: EHAT NDJSJSJSJSJS
golgi: its crystal hi hello I am using voice to text and driving gigi's car back to her house jackie and jan you better be there to pick me up and hide me and someone should probably go get golgi goode
not this: Fuck no we wont be :)
eork: yeah sorry crystal I'm literally terrified of gigi I've seen her throw knives at trees for fun and being chased by her again sounds very not fun
eork: golgi I will be there to pick you up from the cabin xjxjxjkssksk
not this: yeah but first we r getting snacks
rock hard: crystal just come over to nicky's place we have cwoissanst
boo: you have fucking what
water: bitch speaking can you do it
salope: this is way too crazy for something that could literally be solved by us all hanging out and gigi just telling us the story
dom top: seriously tho
water: golgi can you just tell us the damn story
meth head: fine
meth head: so I was hanging out with my old friends
boo: the het cheerleaders?
meth head: the het cheerleaders.
meth head: and we were sitting at a picnic table at the school and crystal like sprints out of the school followed by daegen and lux
eork: oh my god I know this one
water: daegen is that pink bitvh right?
water: I saw her drink bong water once
golgi: it wasnt bong water it was just water that happened to be in a bong
boo: so... bong water
golgi: .... perhaps
meth head: bitch
meth head: can you guys shut the fuck up
golgi: I'm at Walmart
dom top: wait aiden how did you get fired
not this: ^^ what she said!!
meth head: Heidi, shut the fuck up nobody cares.
dom top: 👁💧👄💧👁
golgi: overdosed on vitamin d
golgi: call me icarus
golgi: got your girl choking on my d
golgi: call me vigorous
water: What.
eork: what
not this: ok corpse
dom top: 8GIRIISE8E7AIIE8EUZNDNJQQ8E
rock hard: I WHAT HUH CRYSTAL WH NCDJJDJD
essence of ball: I dont have a single clue what is going on
boo: wait is that an actual song
golgi: nah I'm just a lyrical genius
boo: disappointing
golgi: WAIT we should do coochie raps
essence of ball: YES YES YES crystal you genius
golgi: as rap goddess, I'll go first
golgi: coochie so sweet, coochie shower
golgi: coochie dont eat, coochie devour
essence of ball: coochie purchase gucci , coochie make bank, coochie uses dove, coochie dont stank
rock hard: coochie coochie, someone please help me this a cry for help, coochie coochie
water: coochie a top, coochie dont receive, coochie sly, coochie deceive
boo: coochie gay, coochie gay, gay coochie, I'm a lesbian
salope: coochie work for amazon, coochie delivers, coochie a dyke, coochie like to scissor
dom top: KFKRKKRKDKD NICKY
dom top: coochie man coochie man we like coochie wanna see my dog
eork: I dont think I can top Heidi, rock or aiden so I'm going to have to sit out
golgi: I made a fort in the paper towel shelf! :D
golgi has sent a photo!
eork: crystal
eork: why
golgi: so I can lay down :) I deserve a break
meth head: dear lord I'm about to bust
golgi: gigi my sweet sweet girlfriend
golgi: what in the fresh hell are you referring to
meth head: I'm referring to how none of you whore slut straggots will shut the fuck up. crystal said she had something to say and yall were like Oh please tell. oh? it's about gigi? even better. I cant even say one fucking thing to get even without crystal saying some stupid ass shit that has no fucking relation to what people were saying before
essence of ball: woah golgi calm down
meth head: I'm so fucking sick of you cunts
not this: well maybe if you werent such an entitled fucking bitch this wouldnt be happening Gigi.
meth head: and what's that supposed to mean Jan.
not this: nothing.
meth head: really.
dom top: I'm scared. is anybody else scared?
not this: just how you think everything needs to go your way and it's always some big personal attack when it doesnt.
not this: half the time when we talk irl you talk over crystal anyways so when she has something to say we try to listen maybe she should've stopped when you said not to tell us but we know now and guess what?
not this: falling in a puddle isnt a big deal.
not this: you're not three, you dont need to go off and cry about every minor inconvenience and I'm so fucking tired of you acting liek that's how it is.
boo: liek
not this: Aiden I swear to god.
boo: sorry👽🦎👾✌🍽
not this has left the chat
salope: what
water: what in the fuck just happened
rock hard added not this back to the chat
not this: AND ANOTHER THING
salope: oh god
not this: crystal nobody gives a fuck about your coochie raps
not this has left the chat
meth head: well if that's how you all feel.
meth head: crystal come back to the cabin I want my shit back. I'm not mad at you it's fine but I refuse to sit here and be berated
meth head: jackie you can tell your bitch of a girlfriend I said shes a cunt
eork: um I will not thanks tho
eork: and like
essence of ball: what the fuck
salope: is jan okay that was OOC
water: what does ooc mean
dom top: out of character
golgi: is that actually how you all feel???
golgi: I dont feel like gigi interrupts me :////
boo: no crys that's not how we all feel I think Jan's just going through sumn rn
water: yeah I'm sure she didnt mean that I love your coochie raps
rock hard: yeah! they're epic poggers
salope: I agree! crystal is certainly the PogChampion of Coochie Raps :)
dom top: jackie are you checking in on jan??
eork: yeah she said to tell you all to, and I quote " eat a bag of balls and die" which she would never say?? I dont know what's wrong I'm sorry u guys I'm sure she didnt mean it
golgi: okay its gigi again. and jackie theres no need to apologize for Jan, she's her own person
meth head: I'm sorry for being really aloof like that :( I didnt realise how much I was doing it
meth head: I'll stop I'm sorry guys :((
meth head: I think I'm gonna go to bed
meth head: goodnight everyone
water: gurl what I'm still so confused