Chapter 1: Setting the Stage
Notes:
Hello all. I am finally starting it. The crossover is a GO! I am really, really excited about this story, and absolutely will not drop it, even if I take a long time to update. I hope everyone likes the plot as much as I do. I have wanted to contribute to the Danny Phandom for a long time, but never had a story worth writing. Plus, I have a lot of anxiety about accidently having OOC scenes, and not doing the story justice.
On that note, I am currently looking for betas if anyone is interested. Especially people good with catching spelling errors, coming up with puns and who are obsessed with the finer details of MHA.
This story is rated T because I don't know exactly how descriptive of the violent scenes I want to be. MHA tends to be brutal and I don't want to have to tiptoe around a rating if a scene calls for it. There will not be sexual scenes.
I am going to give this story my all. Wish me luck!
P.S. I know the beginning is a tiny bit slow. I hope that doesn't turn you off, because this story is going to be a wild ride.
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
UPDATE********
Chapter One is now available in an audio format! Took forever, but I plan to do this for every chapter!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Li5rfvMC7Aw
WARNING!
I have a Rewrite of Portal Panic started!
Monday, September 3rd
8:50 am
"If you look at the final page, it covers the grading policy for all the projects and assignments we will be covering this quarter." Papers shuffled throughout the room, too quiet to echo in the large auditorium. "Mr. Johnson - or, you know, Carl'' stood out on the whiteboard that hung beyond the lanky, brown haired instructor. Below the name, several announcements sat encased within a markered box, while an underlined joke of the day defended its solidarity from several feet away.
"I may throw in a couple more things near the end of the quarter if everything goes well, but we'll see. It depends on how far we get in the syllabus," Carl informed distractedly, and glanced at the clock hanging unassuming over the door. The man sighed and straightened, rearranging the papers in his hand until the top paper proclaimed "Fall 2015" at the head, and "PC Repair and Information Technology: Course Syllabus" at the foot.
"That'll be everything you need to know from today's class." Walking to the center of the stage, Carl haphazardly tossed his copy of the handout forward, the little stack of stapled papers splaying onto the podium as he passed. "I know it's the first day of school, and can seem a little overwhelming, but we'll get there." The man clapped, and addressed his audience with hands held in not-quite finger guns. "Besides, your early morning enthusiasm should float you straight through the rest of the day!" the teacher chuckled, looking out over terraces of seating filled with glazed gazes.
From the rows of students, a pair of bright blue eyes looked up through black shaggy bangs in mild amusement. A smile pulled at the corner of the twenty-year old's mouth as he cupped his face, forearm propping up his head.
The teacher went on, tone changing to one of embarrassment as he glanced at the clock yet again, "Honestly, I know that the class ends in ten minutes but I'm pretty done with today if you guys are."
Like a spell had been broken, the class' frozen state thawed. People of varying ages started to rise and gather their things. The blue eyed boy stretched, mouth opening in a jaw-popping yawn. Movements sluggish, he collected his pen into a small mesh pouch, zipped the case shut, and dropped it into an open pocket of his laptop bag. Next, he clicked open the metal rings on a plastic binder, and grabbed his syllabus. Sliding the handout's three holes over the curved protrusions, he went to snap it closed. His pointer finger, however, dipped down through the metal like it never existed. The second-in-line then smacked the steel rings hard at the lack of resistance, causing the holder to snap shut over thin skin. Indrawn air hissed through pursed lips. The young man looked down in bewilderment at a small bead of blood that formed at the base of his first finger.
"Ooof. That sucks. You good, Fam?" A brunet teen inspected the injury from two desks down.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just a slip of the hand," the safety-challenged boy responded.
The other kid looked dubious, and shuffled around in his bag before holding out a stack of travel tissues.
"It's already stopped bleeding; thanks anyway."
After having the offering waved away good-naturedly, the concerned party nodded, and headed toward the classroom's exit.
"Nice going, Fenton. It's been years since you've done that." The admonishment did not carry. With a quick wipe of his hand on a pair of black jeans, the male stood and put the binder away. Most of his peers had already left, but a few stragglers remained. The stage was empty, the professor long since departed.
It always amazed him, being in college and seeing the normalcy of the instructors. His homeroom teacher in high school, Mr. Lancer, had been overbearing and a bit quirky, constantly breathing down his neck and pushing him to succeed while simultaneously swearing in book titles. As a byproduct, the young man expected community college to be incredibly uptight. Instead, the teachers were just slightly older people slogging through their day just as much as he was.
Hiking his laptop bag over a shoulder, he sidled down the aisle past pushed-in chairs. Filing in behind the last of the students, he followed the herd to the exit and kicked out the stopper from underneath the door. A last glance around the room confirmed nothing left behind as wood patterned veneer started to obstruct his view, moving slow from a soft-close mechanism. He turned, ready to leave.
Thump.
The black haired youth held his head, blue eyes closed, as a goose egg formed beneath his fingers and someone's hand reached out to steady him. The hissing door settled against his back, ushering the still-dazed clutz over the threshold. This time he was just aware enough to duck past the jam that had smoked him. The twice-injured male looked back toward the door, mildly affronted by its audacity. He blinked in confusion when the skinny, rectangular window recessed into it carried a luminescent green hue. Blinking his eyes a few more times, both the spots in his vision and the color disappeared.
"—anny...Danny...Danny!" A feminine hand waved in front of him, and he jerked back to the present. Replaying the incident in his head, Danny realized who the steadying arm had been attached to.
"Hey, Sam."
An amethyst-eyed goth cocked a hip, palm settling against her tartan mini-skirt as she gave him a once-over. "Be nice to the door jam, Clueless1. It can't win in a fight against your head; I've seen your thick skull break concrete." A short pause. "Seriously though, something up? Your eyes haven't glowed like that in a while."
"Yeah, just spacey this morning, I guess. It's the only class this year I've had that's started before ten. At least all we did was go over expectations and introductions. I expect Biochem to be way worse." Danny shook his head a bit to dispel the last of the grogginess.
"I mean, you do look like the dead." Blue eyes rolled in the face of the excessively overused joke as Sam smirked. Did he really look that bad?
Danny appraised Sam's outfit, getting ready to parry his close friend's comment.
"Well you look…" He paid more attention, and the jab died in his mouth, replaced by curiosity. "Even more black than normal. And is that...orange I see?" His brows knitted together and his gaze went to the ceiling for a second, before snapping back down. "Oh no."
Sam's smile turned vicious. "It's already September, and the most sacred of holidays is next month."
Danny cast a sidelong glance at Sam as he started to walk away. "You're getting worse, you know. You're almost as bad about Halloween as large corporations are about Christmas."
"Wow. That was below the belt. I might just have to start playing Spooky Scary Skeletons in July if you keep that up."
Danny cracked a smile and altered course, veering around someone on their way to class.
"The horror."
The two shuffled down the hallway, combat boots and sneakers just barely squeaking on polished linoleum. Occasionally they had to break stride to avoid people, but not often.
"So what'd you have in mind for lunch?" the goth asked.
A shrug. "Up to you. You know I'm not picky. I'm just excited we actually have classes that kind of overlap this quarter."
"If you call me having to come to class two hours early 'overlapping'," Sam air quoted, "I think we may have a difference of opinions. My Women's Lit doesn't even start 'til noon." Danny peeked down at her sheepishly as she continued, "You know I'm a night owl. I could be sleeping right now." A mildly grumpy look was shot at Danny as he rubbed the back of his neck.
A thought occurred to Sam as she craned her head back, "You know, it still gets me that we were basically the same height before summer and now you're a foot taller. I swear you grew faster than my chili pepper plants."
A reddish tint flushed Danny's normally pale cheeks, bringing a light dusting of freckles to visibility. "Quit it, Sam, you know I only grew five inches. I'm not that tall."
"Yeah, you are. But six foot one looks good on you," Sam answered with a shrug.
"The glowing white stretch marks up my back would disagree with you," the taller of the two refuted with a grimace.
"Pfft. You know your scars don't stick around. Besides, faded scars are often described as having a silvery sheen. Yours just happen to take things a bit more literally until they disappear." The two came to a door at the end of the hall, and Sam pulled it open. On the other side was an open-air stairwell, Amity Park's urban area peeking from beyond the roofline of one of the campus' other buildings. Sam waited for Danny to pass, then followed single-file through the door and down the steps.
"I'm surprised you haven't attracted any female attention around here to be honest." Sam slapped Danny's shoulder amiably as she came level with him just before the end of the stairs. The young man tensed, subconsciously bracing himself, but kept his steps steady. Behind him, three barely-visible, shoe shaped ice prints stayed flash-frozen on the cement. "Community college is a decent sized fishing pool, and most of the A-listers from Casper aren't here. It's practically a fresh start." Sunlight blinded the pair as they passed out from under the shadow of the building and onto one of the paved pathways.
Danny hummed non-committedly in response.
"Well, mostly." A short ginger male holding a clarinet cut in front of them, and made his way into a nearby building. Sam threw a thumb toward the freckled kid with braces as he disappeared into the two-story lounge of the Arts Center. "Pretty much only the geeks know your reputation here." There was a pause, then a Cheshire grin lit Sam's face. "In fact, there is a really nice girl in my nonprofit class who likes the occult..." she trailed off suggestively.
"Ah yes. Sweet with a side of necrophilia. A match made in heaven."
Sam felt Danny's mood shift from bantering to bothered in a heartbeat, and didn't comment further. A silence descended, but it wasn't strained. Good friends knew when to back off and when to push.
They turned right at a T in the walkway, and a row of hedges on the building's side fenced them in, little waxy leaves showing the first sign of autumn red at the edges.
Taking advantage of one of the last sunny days of the year, the duo made their way into a courtyard with several brilliantly-colored sweetgums. Danny slung his bag onto the grass and plopped down next to it, sprawling out and making himself comfortable. A decent number of people shared the space, making the lawn appear to have a speckling of human weeds.
Squinting up at Sam from his place on the ground, Danny groaned, "We never decided what we wanted for lunch."
Monday September 3rd
4:25 pm
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" A sixteen year old bowed out of a lounge room containing two blue-eyed blondes, each dip of his shoulders punctuated by another "thank you". The fanatic manners and mousey demeanor were typical to the green haired student, and warranted no additional reactions from either of his seniors.
The blondes stayed seated across from each other, one on a stool and the other on a green couch. They may have matched in both eye and hair color, but that is where the similarities ended. One was emaciated and middle aged, watching stoically from behind permanently blackened eyes. The other, at the peak of youth, had a disarmingly warm smile plastered on his rather plain face.
"No worries, Midoriya. Just try to relax. I'm sure Sir will love to meet someone All Might personally recommended," the upperclassman reassured. "Just don't be late Sunday." His easy smile stayed in place as he lifted a heavily-muscled arm for an overachieving thumbs-up.
"Y-yes! Thanks again, Togata-senpai!" Midoriya tried to return the confidence in kind, but faltered a bit at the thought of meeting his idol's one and only sidekick.
Believing himself dismissed, the teen turned and stepped into the expansive hallway just outside the lounge, only for a much deeper call to stop him dead, "Midoriya-shounen. Just because Nighteye and I had a falling out, doesn't mean I don't have complete trust in him." The hollow man studied the ground for a moment before looking back up with a sad smile. "I simply cannot face him myself."
Monday, September 3rd
5:16 pm
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
A disheveled sleeping bag shifted slightly from its place on the floor next to several cubicles, but otherwise did not move.
Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
"Aizawa-san, if you don't intend to answer, might I suggest putting your devices on silent during office hours," a calm, even voice gently admonished. The approximately human-shaped block of cement turned back to his computer, double clicking on an icon, before looking back down at the paperwork on his desk.
Ring, ring.
Another UA teacher sighed and rubbed her temples, the R-rated hero already well on her way to cultivating a migraine.
Ring, ring. Ring, ring
…..
The room held its breath as the small electronic demon quieted.
….
….
Ring, ring. Ring ring. Ring, ring.
"HEEEEEY! SHOOOTA! Answer your phooOONE!" a shrill voice screeched as several of the faculty flinched. The unholy cry had come from mere inches above the polyester cocoon's opening. But rather than respond, the yellow sleeping bag flipped over, hiding black tufts of hair from sight.
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
Click.
"Hey there, LISTENER! THIS IS ERASURE HEAD'S PHONE, YAAAOOOW!"
"Yamada-san. Please," the grey-faced building material beseeched as both he and the sexy dominatrix next to him shot a pleading look across the room.
"Ok, ok," the concession was fast, with no hesitation, similar exchanges a common occurrence for the man.
Yamada listened to the person on the other end of the line while idly repositioning his directional speaker. The metal rubbed wrong if he let it stay hitched too high on his neck. Reaching down, the voice hero shook his exhausted friend surprisingly gently, then continued in a more subdued tone, "Shota, this support company has been trying to get ahold of you for over a week. It could be important."
With a groan, the ragged man rolled over, sticking a hand through the tiny opening of his buttercup encasement. Yamada passed the small flip phone into the erasure hero's waiting palm, and both arm and machine disappeared back inside like a startled tubeworm.
A voice barely carrying the will to live spoke up from within the bedding, "Moshi mosh. This is Aizawa speaking. Please be quick with whatever you have to say, as I only have thirteen minutes left to sleep." A pause, and something was relayed.
"Ahh. A job then." A sigh. "Yeah, I can make that time. I'll just have to switch my fourth period with someone else and skip my lunch. Thursday the 13th, at 12:30 pm. Is that all?" Another pause. "See you then." The call clicked off and Aizawa shoved the cell phone back at the boisterous, entirely-too-loud blonde with gravity defying hair. His tired voice spoke up once more, now with a bite, "Hizashi. Don't do that again." Then, as if he didn't just reprimand his friend, "And send me a reminder about that appointment later."
Monday, September 3rd
7:30pm
A large dorm building sat nestled into a stand of trees with architecture a blend of both Greek and modern. All the plants growing on the plot remained green despite the slight chill of the air. The sunset took on a golden-pink hue, making the front of the building appear darker as a teenager with floppy green hair approached. In fact, he could hardly see the white Doric columns above the front porch that accented the "1-A Alliance" label.
"It's definitely the end of the year," Midoriya commented to himself while looking around at the beautiful campus, still in awe of living in such a high-class place. Even if he got a part-time job and pooled the cash with his mother, they still wouldn't have been able to afford something near so nice. Two globe lights flicked on, illuminating the pathway from either side, as the lean kid carried white plastic bags on each arm.
"Oi, oi. Midoriya's here!" a guy by the entrance wearing a soft red shirt and navy blue pants announced over his shoulder to some hidden audience inside. Redirecting his voice back in front of himself, the spirited teen demanded, "What took you so long?!"
"Kirishima-kun! Sorry! I realized I might not have time to get groceries if I get a work study, so I went shopping early," Midoriya yelled back, his response not nearly as loud.
"Hey, no need to apologize, you just missed the cake is all."
"Sato-kun's trying to fatten us up!" another kid with a jagged black strip through his butterscotch hair called, poking his head out from behind his sturdy classmate.
Kirishima angled his red eyes down at his friend. "Hey, Man, a padded jacket is an acceptable gift, even in summer."
"But if I keep eating sweets all the time I'm gonna get a pudge, and then I won't get any ladies," the boy whined pathetically.
A slightly rough female voice cut in from beyond the two, "Yeah, because you have so many women falling head over heels for you now, Jamming-yay."
"Hey!"
"Don't worry, Kaminari-kun, we can work out to get rid of any extra fat. It'll be great!" Kirishima assured, pounding his fists together, the skin taking on a crackled, rocky texture.
Watching the banter eased some of Midoriya's stress as he made his way to the front door with a heartfelt smile. The grocery bags he carried stretched taut under their content's weight, but seemed to cause only mild inconvenience. Kirishima and Kaminari stepped back, the chivalrous redhead pulling the door open with him as he retreated. Midoriya entered and was soon flooded by the curiosity of several bored teenagers as he followed the other two left to the lounge.
"Oh wow! That's a lot of groceries. What'd you get?" a bubbly pink girl exclaimed, head dropping back to look upside down at Midoriya from her spot on one of the green couches. A punk-rock chick with earlobe protrusions reclined next to her, actually turning her body to the side to get a better view.
A hand reached out over the coffee table at their feet, silently grabbing a remote and turning the volume down on a massive flat screen TV. The limbs' two-toned owner observed the going-ons through mismatched eyes, content to stay quiet.
Midoriya walked past the couches where his friends, Ashido, Kyouka, and Todoroki chilled. It was kind of surprising that more of class 1A wasn't hanging out, as per usual.
"Where is everyone? It's too early for bed," the boy inquired as he passed only three more students with worksheets scattered around them on his way to the kitchen—a cute brunette, a reserved frog-human hybrid, and a well-groomed male with nary a hair out of place. With the addition of the trio sitting at the centralized tables, the number of occupants in the space only totalled nine, Midoriya included. More than half the students were missing.
Reaching the kitchen counter, the hero-in-training set down his groceries, the answer coming from behind him, "Sato-kun went back to his room to make more sweets for training tomorrow. Koda-kun and Sero-kun went with him. I think Aoyama-kun had an appointment with the support department for his belt. Tokoyami-kun is training with Dark Shadow, but I don't really know where anyone else is." The bubblegum-skinned girl shrugged.
"I know Momo-chan is up in her room calling people. She was really determined to find an agency that would take her on for her work study," Uraraka Ochako supplied, not looking up from her homework. The brunette distractedly twirled a weightless pencil and stared hard at a sheet of paper riddled with English letters.
"Everybody is trying their best to get a work study, but most of the agencies aren't qualified, or don't want to take on the responsibility for our safety," the straight-laced Iida Tenya explained from next to Ochako. "But that is why we need to get better! It is our duty to become stronger so that we may not burden those around us!" The exclamation was accompanied by a chopping hand motion that quickly gave way to a clenched fist at chest height.
"I am already a burden. I need to catch up as soon as possible." The words were calm and even, carrying with them the single-minded determination of the half-hot-half-cold Todoroki.
A number of laments soon echoed around the room. "The school said Gunhead-san hasn't had enough interns, so I can't go there." "Same here, I wanted to go to Selkie-san's, but…" "Fourth Kind doesn't even take work studies."
The mood gained a heaviness as Midoriya listened, continuing to stow groceries. His head disappeared behind the fridge door as he leaned forward, holding a bundle of leeks. The teen's semi-muffled voice floated out to the room as he did so, "I might have found a place to do my work study, but I won't know until after my interview on Sunday."
A chorus of gasps sounded around the room, and several of the students launched themselves toward Midoriya. The unsuspecting male got yanked out of the fridge by two strong arms.
"You're already ahead of us, dude?! That's so manly!" Kirishima shook his meek friend forward and back in excitement, teeth bared in a shark-like grin. Ashido, Ochako and Kaminari pushed in close, invading Midoriya's personal space in an instant.
"No fair, Deku-kun!" Ochako pouted, perma-blushed cheeks puffed up in envy.
"Who's it with!?" the class' personal charging station asked. Kaminari's hands had lit up with sparks to match his enthusiasm.
Midoriya went white, frozen under the attention even as he was wrenched back and forth. "N-N-Nighteye!"
"Nighteye. As in All Might's sidekick, Sir Nighteye? Holy crap, Man, that's awesome!" Kirishima encouraged, ending his classmate's captivity with a slap to the back.
Midoriya blushed, and looked at the floor, hand sliding through his green locks in embarrassment.
Tuesday, September 4th
1:47 pm
Zzzzt. A neon pink ray of light shot across a forested area, just barely missing a black and white blur dodging between branches.
"Nice try, Val, but you'll have to be faster than that! I clocked in at 241 miles an hour last wee—!" the echoing taunt was cut off as the gloating entity slammed face first into the dirt. An emerald vapor formed between the leaves of a nearby bush, camouflaged and blending with the colors of the foliage to give the plant a hazy look. Neither party noticed, eyes drawn instead to the pink mist that rose off the ghost's back, the location of the impact covered with a stinking magenta ooze. Danny's opponent smirked behind a red-tinted visor.
"Speed doesn't mean anything if you aren't paying close attention," Valerie teased; then repositioned her feet for better balance and preemptively swerved right. A green glob splattered against the ground, some feet beyond where she had just been.
"Dang it! I thought I had you! Your gear's automatic spatial awareness is too OP." The ghost lifted into the air again, the pink goo on his back falling through his body and dropping to the pine needles below. "Ugh. Jeez Val, did you have to make your shots stink? I'm gonna have rotten onions and banana peels stuck in my nose for days." Danny scrunched his face in disgust and pulled his white Kevlar collar away from his neckline, shaking it to create a breeze. Dodging yet another blast of the smelly goop, the boy held out a hand. The spread fingers lit up in a shimmer of refracted blue light before several rays shot out and froze all of the stinking piles. Abruptly the air smelled once again of fresh cedar and pine.
"How are you gonna learn if there's no consequences to the hits?" the woman asked as she angled her hoverboard lower, zipping to another position with more space, of which there was little. "You know, Phantom, you sure are whining a lot. You were the one who asked for help with 'Evasive Maneuvers in Tight Quarters'. If you remembered to use intangibility half as often as you could, you'd probably be flying circles around me by now." Valerie chuckled to herself as she shot several more attacks at Danny. Sure enough, the ghost boy zipped to the side to evade, just as she'd intended. The red and black-clad girl pressed a button on the inside of her wrist as the attacks went wide, causing the goo to explode in a shower.
This time, though, Danny was ready for it, and slid through a tree trunk, using it as a shield. Since all his usual opponents had attacks that could hit him whether he was incorporeal or not, springing out of the way, or tossing up an ecto shield was often the safest bet.
"Hey! I'm pretty good at improvising! I just haven't been in nearly as many fights lately." In the last few years, as Danny had become stronger, he had noticed a drastic drop in ghost attacks, and an even greater drop in genuinely malicious ones. "It's a lot harder to keep myself sharp when I only get to let loose a couple times a month. It's not like you've been around enough lately to keep my sorry butt in shape."
"Sounds like we need to kick this training up a notch, then." Speed increasing, the Red Huntress streaked all around the area, flitting from spot to spot sporadically and driving the training further into the woods. Danny chased hot on her heels, ecto-charged fists glowing. Suddenly, she turned a 180 on her board, the machine still moving forward, and amended, "For the sake of your backside." Valerie punctuated the remark with a blitz. A barrage of pink energy exploded outward, but a tree branch nearly clotheslined her in the process. The agile woman did a quick turn about, zipping away as she heard her opponent wheeze.
Two of the attacks that had ignored hastily-conjured intangibility slammed Danny hard in the chest, causing the air to whoosh out of him. Trying to recover his breath, he laughed internally at Valerie's mistake as he watched her shrinking backside. A swirling mass of energy formed several feet behind him; but, the distortion dissipated just before he reached it and he passed backward through harmless, nearly invisible wisps of ectoplasm. The same could not be said for the underbrush he smacked into shortly after, the tree boughs breaking against his back sure to leave painful, if temporary, bruises.
Before he could take out more than a couple feets worth of the natural flora, the superhero phased through the remaining bushes and saplings. In an attempt to arrest his momentum, Danny dropped down into the earth. Correcting his flightpath and still underground, he shot forward. The maneuver twisted his body into a V that would pop most human's spines, but his middle took on an almost liquid state, and the ghost incurred no damage. A tug at his psyche left him a little unsteady, but he continued flying in the direction he had last seen his foe. Subconsciously, all color and light faded from his body as he popped up behind Valerie, who was fastidiously surveying the area. Powering up his hand, and making sure to change the state of the ectoplasm to goo, Danny lobbed a ball at his frenemy.
Who instantly countered with a blob of her own. This caused the two to splat together in the air, turning the mass a different color as the ectoplasm mixed pink and green together with unnatural speed.
Brown slime covered the Red Huntress as she exploded through the attacks, using the distraction to land a cheap shot with her fists. Danny took the uppercut before poofing out of existence.
"Crud!" Valerie turned too late, took a giant neon glob to the back, and was tossed to the floor. With a shlurp, she stuck fast to the ground. "Ugh. You complained about bananas and onions. But they don't hold a candle to the natural stuff. Antiseptics and chemotherapy chemicals is not a scent I'd buy at the store. It smells like hospital."
"I wouldn't know, I tend to avoid them," the original Danny gloated from above Valerie, a triumphant smirk on his face. He reached down, touching the glob with a single glowing finger. A catalytic reaction occurred, spreading outward. Valerie soon ceased her struggle as the prison became a solid. Then, Phantom rapped it with his knuckles. The knock that resounded was much louder than the casual flex of muscles, betraying the strength behind the blow. The shell cracked, the lines spiderwebbing out until the trap flaked away. Danny held his hand out, offering Valerie assistance which she promptly ignored, lunging to her feet and dusting herself off.
The curvy ghost hunter raised an eyebrow. "You're becoming quite the show off in your old age, you know that? We both know you could have just phased me out of there."
"But I just learned that trick, and it was the first chance I've had to use it." The young ghost looked away. He was not pouting.
"When'd you make the duplicate?"
"When I was underground. Figured it was as good a time as any," the admission was coupled with a semi-proud expression.
"At least you're finally thinking ahead in fights. You used to suck at that," Val commented, yanking the cemented-in tip of her board out of the crumbling pile.
"Hey!"
"I think we need to set more rules for training, though. This was supposed to be practice for evasive maneuvers, not counters. And you were talking over the phone how you needed help with dodging, right?"
"I don't like where this is going," Danny's tone was uneasy, watching his friend as she took on a serious expression. Which, ironically, when it came to her brutal style of training, was infinitely more concerning than her sadistic smile.
"The best way to avoid getting hit is to not have to think about it. And you always seem to be fighting enemies that cancel the advantages of nearly all of your powers. I think we should spend the next hour with you limited to flight only. Then spend an hour where I shoot at your—you powered down."
"You literally just got done telling me to use my powers creatively, and how it was good I was thinking ahead. Now you're just gonna nerf me when I do well? Rude." Danny crossed his arms and lifted a few feet into the air in indignation.
The female sparring partner examined Danny's defensive body language. "Don't worry. I'll put on the training wheels for the second half." Val's cocky attitude was back in full force.
Danny just barely caught the end of her sentence with his enhanced hearing, already creating as much distance between his ghostly tail and his friend as possible. And with good reason, as a discharge just narrowly missed his thigh. Heart thumping wildly, Danny swerved right, just barely ducking around a tree. He had correctly anticipated Valerie's eagerness to cream him in battle, what he had not expected was the centimeter wide branch at neck level. It failed to stop him, but at such a high speed it smacked across his Adam's apple with the force of a whip. Blinking through watery eyes at the stinging sensation, Danny didn't falter, more worried about what Valerie would do if she caught him.
Left behind and overlooked at the offending tree, a viridescent hue increased in size. The energy coalesced and centered on a single point, a three foot wide atmospheric eddy trapping the lazy spiral current.
An unconcerned voice yelled out to the fleeing superhero, already nearly three hundred feet away from the spot, "So are you excited to have Jazz home for the whole year?"
Danny shot a look of disbelief over his shoulder. Keeping up his speed, he zagged away from a still fully-leafed Hackberry. After several more minutes of erratic maneuvering, he groaned when Valerie followed up with "Well?" Another pause in which the ghost did not answer, focused fully on the forest around him. His flight path would have given a two-year old's drawing a run for its money. "Danny, you are as obnoxious as Technus in a fight because you never. stop. talking. If this training is gonna be realistic, you're gonna have to keep up your signature word vomit."
Narrowly avoiding yet another branch to the chest, Danny turned his face partway to the side, resigned to answer.
Only for his powers to pull back into his core. His hair lost its ethereal float, flattening to his head and darkening into a light grey. Internally, his sensation of weightlessness fled, the slippery eel of buoyancy sliding out of his reach. He chased the tendrils of his power in panic as he dropped several feet, before doubling down and dragging them back in. Breathing hard from nearly hitting the ground at top speeds, Danny stopped dead. The world swirled around him for a second before settling.
Splat.
The sensation of viscous fluid sliding down the back of his neck and under his jumpsuit's collar brought him back to his senses faster than anything else would have. "Ugh, again?!" A quick bout of intangibility had the ooze falling through him and onto the floor as a shudder ran up his spine.
"You stopped. An enemy would have pegged you in a real fight, I'm just keeping up the authenticity. Besides, I could have made that shot knock you over." Unfaithful to the harshness of her words, however, no further shots landed. Phantom stayed hunched over, holding his knees to increase oxygen and blood flow.
"For real, though. You good?" Valerie asked, raising an eyebrow at Danny's posture.
"Just a bit of vertigo. I've felt a bit odd lately, but nothing too bad. Maybe I'm catching a ghost cold or something. I got one last year that was brutal." Danny laughed, glossing over the worry with a little white lie.
"You should have your parents take a look."
"Maybe, but it's not a big deal. I don't want to bother them over something that might not even happen again," the super insisted.
Valerie gave the hard-headed man a once-over, before sighing as she saw his expression settle into a "the-world-will-end-before-I-change-my-opinion" Fenton Face™.
"You'd know your limits better than me, I'd hope," she finished lamely, giving him one last chance to back out.
"Yep, I'm good!" Being winded had been more rooted in shock than exertion. Danny plastered on a cheesy grin, straightening with exaggerated spring. He also floated up several feet to emphasize his point when a skyblue-and-white colored bomb fell from the canopy. The projectile solidified into a feminine shape just before impact and drove Danny to the earth, his head thudding resoundly against a gnarled root.
"Less good," he coughed, ghost sense rasping from his lips a moment late.
Valerie was too busy cracking up to respond. After a moment, she forced a big breath into her lungs, and strided over to pull the newcomer off Danny and into a familial hug. "Hey Dani."
"Hey Sis!"
"What pulled you out of the Ghost Zone long enough to visit the elderly?" Valerie joshed, glad to see her entirely too busy pseudo-sister after several months absence.
Danny, without an "i", waited for his vision to clear, not particularly worried about a concussion with his advanced healing and supernatural durability. Sitting up, he watched the exchange from his position atop fallen leaves, air whistling through his nose as he controlled his breathing.
"I'm actually here to see my Grandpa for once." The faux seventeen-year-old smirked, and Val indulged her with a high-five before the girl continued, "I need help in the GZ. Something's wrong with my kids." Her brows furrowed subconsciously. "They're powers aren't stabilizing correctly. I'm worried." Danny and Valerie both noticed the teen's nearly imperceptible flinch, forcing them to mentally revisit their own near-loss of Danielle.
"I think we were pretty much done here anyways. Let's grab something from the Nasty Burger, then head back to my place to brainstorm," Danny suggested, missing the way Valerie grimaced at the mention of her workplace on the one day off she had this week. Being a manager sucked. "I haven't been there in forever."
"Really? I thought you lived there?" Dani joked, quick to pretend her obsession wasn't eating her alive. Danny and her had more in common than just DNA.
"I haven't been in a couple months. My parents put their foot down and said I couldn't go back to college on their dime unless I ate better. Something about the grease being bad for my soul," Danny lamented, swooning back into the leaves dramatically, careful to avoid the violent root.
"Oh quit your belly-aching. I heard enough of it when they put down the ultimatum," Val griped. "Your parents made the right choice. The extremely high levels of saturated fats were binding to some of your mitochondrial DNA when you changed forms. Who knows how long it would have taken you to 'go ghost' permanently." Danny had the grace to look sheepish.
"I'm glad you're doing better." The clone looked to Valerie, who nodded in affirmation. Shoulders untensing, she smiled up at Danny, "...but when did you get so tall? You've shot up like a weed since the last time I saw you."
"Oh, summer. Actually, right around the time that I…switched…" Danny's eyes got big as he failed to finish the thought.
Valerie tilted her head, and stared up at her clueless friend, a bird observing a worm. Then, changing her tone to guttural and scratchy, she declared, "Looks like meat's back off the menu, Boys." Teeth bared viciously, she added, "I heard the HeartBeet cafe has excellent smoothies."
Notes:
Chapter Notes:
-In my headcannon, Danny and Sam aren't actually a great match for a functioning adult relationship. I set it up like they tried dating in the second half of high school, but ended up breaking up somewhere along the way. It didn't stop them from still being great friends, though.
-Clueless1 is often Danny's nickname or online username in the show
-There was a Lyle cameo. He's the ginger holding the clarinet. *nasally voice* "Hi, I'm Lyle. Did you want to help me clean my spit valve?"
-I am proud of myself, because not a single scene of this story will be a copy of any MHA scene even if it is very similar.
-This chapter has three direct quotes in it, despite that. The matching dialogue is a deliberate cameo to show what scene it matched up with in the plotline.
-A padded jacket is a good gift, even in summer is the Japanese idiom equivalent of "don't look a gift horse in the mouth".
-My story does not have Mineta, sorry folks. I find him annoying, not funny.
-I have nerfed Danny a bit. With his growth in the show he could be close to godly at this point. But I tried to work in realistic growth levels. If he could fly at 112 mph nearly 2 years into having his powers, I felt like 241 mph was reasonable after 6. Most people, when getting faster, have less growth over time because it just gets harder. It's like going from a 7 minute mile to a 5 min mile run rather than a 15 min mile to a 13 min mile run. That doesn't mean he couldn't learn teleportation or something, though, to fudge numbers eventually. Hahaha.
-Val is the manager at Nasty Burger because that's what pays the bills for college. Her mindset hasn't changed since high school. But she plans to go to a 4 year school once she has some money saved up.
-Yes, that was a Lord of the Rings reference at the end. Lol
Chapter 2: The Real Villain: English
Notes:
Thanks to everyone who kudo'd, subscribed and bookmarked the last chapter! I am really excited by how much response this story has already gotten in just a little over a week. Nearly 40 Kudos. Holy crap. Special thanks to Lurias_1533 for that glowing comment that absolutely made my week! I hope I don't fail you!!!
I am still looking for help with the MHA side of things, so please let me know if you are interested in helping me keep details straight! I am definitely taking a lot longer just trying to go over things enough times to catch errors, so if I get a few betas, I would probably write faster. lol.
I hope I can live up to the response, and please review! Most of my friends aren't ultra interested in my story, so I can't gush with them over it. hahaha
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
UPDATE********
Chapter Two is now available in an audio format! Took forever, but I plan to do this for every chapter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVrTz9hgVKI
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English.
WARNING!
I have a Rewrite of Portal Panic started!
Tuesday, September 4th
2:03 pm
A loose patch of leaves exploded into the air, disrupted by an unseen force. A depression stayed in the pine needles and acorns beneath the oak's molt, clearly still affected by some invisible presence.
The air above the tree litter grunted, as if winded by an impact; then the needles and acorns sprang back up, and two much-smaller divots formed shoulder-width apart.
The forest held its breath, the wildlife silent as the grave.
Nearly a dozen feet above the disturbance, a paranormal force receded into itself. The viridescent haze that had caught in its eddy faded back out of existence and disappeared without a sound.
A tense minute passed, only the worms and insects daring to continue about their daily lives, especially with the sounds of breaking branches and indistinct yelling in the distance.
Tuesday, September 4th
2:35 pm
Dani had searched for her life's purpose for several years after her creation. No matter how welcome she was at the Fenton's, nor how close she had become to Val while training under the woman's Red Huntress pseudonym, a monster with great gaping teeth and gangly clawed limbs had gnawed at her.
Loneliness.
She'd craved a sense of belonging brought on by those in similar circumstances.
Over a year ago, Kitty suggested the halfa visit the Lost Holm, a place the full ghost had been in and out of before she met Johnny. Dani had been dismissive of the idea at first.
Despite her origins, the clone was very well adjusted. So suggesting she needed some kind of support group that seemed entirely too much like Alcoholics Anonymous was kind of insulting. Okay, yeah. So maybe it wasn't all that much like AA, from what she'd heard. But it was the principle of the matter.
The look of melancholy understanding Kitty had given her, coupled with a complete change of subject, had the young teen rethinking her options.
One visit was all it had taken. Her heart was caught as surely as a shade in a patch of Undergrowth's Devil's Snare. Now she played mom to a bunch of misfit, newly-formed ghosts struggling to come to terms with their existence.
It was taxing; and interacting with her "kids" could give her a headache or chip at her patience on the best of days. She also had to give up most of her free time on Earth. But she wouldn't trade it for the world.
Then, five days ago, when her newest charge—no, family member—had started appearing a little fuzzy around the edges, she had been more of a hen mother than a den mother. Flustered and overbearing, the teen had done everything in her power to make sure Luke got better.
But then the much older Jessica had started acting strange. And Caleb. Even the Gardener (who only ever seemed to come to meetings to fawn over some Zone-native variety of flower) was having issues with his flight.
She'd checked for all the signs of a ghost cold. No abnormal temperatures—hot or cold; no bags under the eyes or discolored skin tone. Not even a sniffle in anyone's...okay, so not everyone had a nose. But no sniffles.
What she did notice, however, set her core into overdrive, practically freezing the ectoplasm in the girl's veins and frosting her ice-themed costume for good measure.
Several of her kids had begun to leave smudges of themselves behind, their chosen forms lacking a substantiality normally present. A few of them even had their feet start to...to have an almost liquid quality on occasion.
Dani needed help.
Which was why she was currently forcing herself to sit still through Danny Fenton and Valerie Gray's idle chatter.
She sipped on an admittedly excellent smoothie, the frosty beverage soothing a slowly-tightening throat as she kept her impatience in check.
"—Psychology is a tough major. I'm not surprised she wanted a year off," Valerie responded to something the ghost girl had tuned out.
Danny's concerned blue eyes pierced the younger halfa from across the cafe's table. He must have caught her glazed look. Or maybe had noticed the bags under her eyes.
Dani avoided his stare, zeroing back in on Valerie as the ghost hunter spoke again, "So is taking over FentonWorks still the plan for you?"
That caught Dani's attention; she was more removed from the living world than she thought if her biological father's(?)—er twin's(?) major life choices were surprising. She knew he had been going to the local community college, but the "why" had just kind of slipped away.
"Yep. It made a lot of sense after I saw the family finances. FentonWorks is way more lucrative than I gave it credit for. Once I get infrastructure in place for marketing the patents, I'll have a nice passive income with plenty of time to account for my ghostly duties," Danny answered offhandedly, still watching his family member closely.
Valerie took a bite of ham and cheese panini in the interim, noticed Danny's gaze, and turned sharp, calculating eyes on her old mentee. Dani shifted self-consciously, chair creaking slightly at the movement.
Swallowing, Valerie angled her head towards the older halfa without breaking eye contact with the younger one. "It's a shame you had to give up being an astronaut. I know what a space nerd you are."
Dani was pretty sure the conversation was just an excuse for the two to kill time as they waited for her to admit to obsession-related neurosis.
The other two had listened to the teen's concerns already, making a plan of action on the stroll to the cafe. But even though Danny was set to come to the Lost Holm on Thursday—which, to be fair, made sense since he had the entire day off from class—Dani couldn't shake her growing anxiety.
There was no reason to rush, it wasn't like any of her kids were dying.
But she couldn't stop brooding. What if something happened while she was gone? Yeah, none of the symptoms were all that bad now, but that didn't mean they couldn't get—.
Danny's voice piped up much louder than before, jolting her out of her spiral, "Yeah, it would have been too hard to pass the rigorous medical testing they require at NASA. Besides, I can basically go to space whenever I want now with the Nebula Navigator suit."
Dani took another big sip of pineapple papaya, trying to avoid looking up when nothing further was said.
Knowing the trap to be set, the huntress resumed eating her sandwich. The toasted bread crunched loudly as the youngest at the table fiddled with a ponytail.
The quiet stretched, and Dani risked a glance upward. Not at Danny, who picked away at a salad, but at a minimalist-style carrot painted on the wine-red wall behind him. Gathering her thoughts, Dani's eyes flitted from customer to customer, then to nearly every cheesy vegetable pun stenciled around the room.
If weekly meetings with her kids had taught Dani anything, it was that ignoring spectral tendencies just because they were disquieting was a big no-no.
She took one last survey of the cafe to check for errant ears, then collapsed against the table, arms pillowing her face as a mass of silky black hair spread around her. Taking a fortifying breath from within the self-made shield, she caved all at once, "You win, okay? My obsession is flaring up. I can't hardly sleep or relax because I'm so worried about my kids. I know, logically, that their symptoms aren't all that severe. But every time I close my eyes I picture one of them melting. Jessica sneezed yesterday and I nearly jumped out of my skin."
Danny and Valerie shared a knowing glance that Dani failed to see from inside the circle of her protective limbs. She did, however, feel when the Fenton patted her hair soothingly from his seat adjacent.
"Dani. You know we will find out how to help you," Valerie assured, the steel-spined woman's conviction bleeding into her words.
"I'm sure we'll get your kids better in no time. Not only will we have my parents on board, but we also know a ton of ghosts who I'm sure would love to help," Danny vouched, strengthening the argument.
A seed of worry stayed rooted deep in the clone's heart, ready to grow in the quiet hours of night where only thoughts were company. The presence of the two's confidence provided a temporary comfort, but it would not stay.
"Dani. Look at me." The quiet tone held an almost unnatural air of authority, and Dani lifted her head. "Obsessions are a ghost's greatest weakness. They bind us to desire, and can drive us to do counterintuitive and single-minded things sometimes."
Blue eyes mirrored each other, a reflection of spirit as much as genetics, and the world beyond their table seemed to dull.
"But they are also our greatest strength and are a testament to our passion. Ghosts are beings of energy, of the mind. We are at our best when we focus on what drives us. Right now, you are only looking at one facet of yourself. Your need to protect the people you are closest to, to keep them safe and not lose them." The young man's voice gentled, "But the strong ties you hold mean that you can trust in those you cherish. The support goes both ways. When things get hard, remind yourself that we are here, we love you, and we will be your pillars when you can't stand alone."
The ambient sound sharpened, once again comprehensible as the rest of the room came back into focus.
The seed of nagging unease Dani contained burned up, seared out by a much stronger force.
Faith.
Tuesday September 4th
2:05 pm
Earlier...
Toru Hagakure inspected the forest.
The first thought in the UA student's head had been "villain attack" when the ground beneath her feet had taken on an emerald, toxic hue and dropped her through. It had felt similar to when Kurogiri had transported the whole class during the USJ incident, but was different in that it caused a kind of dull static to cling to the skin.
Toru's back had jarred when she'd hit the ground, but the hero-in-training had still sprung to agile feet, risking a glance several yards above her head. The gateway that imitated a shy maiden sensed the attention and promptly disappeared.
Squelching dismay, she focused on a plethora of crashes and exclamations audible in the distance. A few minutes passed and the sounds dampened as if traveling across a snow-covered landscape. Ears strained for the tiniest sounds, Hagakure waited on high alert.
Eventually when silence descended and the awkward posture cramped a calf, the teen began to question whether or not there was immediate danger.
Birdsong resumed and her stance loosened incrementally; then dropped completely when nothing sprang from the underbrush with extreme speed or warped, horrific anatomy.
Toru took a calming breath to still the panic that had set her brain alight and flushed her muscles with adrenaline. The inhale brought with it a wave of exhaustion, pulling at weary bones and making her body leaden.
Taking stock of the situation with newfound levelheadedness, the invisible girl was surprised to find herself shaking faintly in the dappled sun that filtered from above.
It should have been a couple more weeks before any true cold snap. But this forest was already starting to take on the beautiful colors indicative of Autumn and the temperature had to be close to 15 degrees Celsius.
Judging the position of the sun through ruby and gold tinged leaves, the displaced girl came to another unsettling conclusion. It was the hottest part of the day.
A new dread pooled into Toru's stomach as she peered down at a body she could not see. One that was as naked as the day it was born.
Tuesday September 4th,
2:16 pm
"Everyone, that's it. Class is over. Head back to the locker rooms to change," a timeworn voice called out into a cavernous structure filled with pillars and formations of cement.
A strand of what looked like ribbon flew out and stuck to a space some twelve feet above the ragged man's tired posture. Erasure Head didn't flinch as a student in a black, white and yellow skin-tight suit came flying toward him, one enlarged elbow dragging the kid forward with immense force.
Concurrently, an individual in mechanized armor skidded to a stop on the racetrack bordering the room. The fairly tall teen waved his arms wildly and directed toward the door as he yelled "Come on, everyone. We must hurry, or we'll be late for our next class! Punctuality is also a sign of heroism!"
"Yeah, yeah. We get it, Emergency Exit," the first kid teased and landed with a rip of the tape.
The class' signature ice user came next, sliding in from the back of the room on a ramp made of frozen water. Midoriya was soon to follow, small bolts of electricity dancing along the fabric of his costume.
"Oi, Bakugo! C'mon!" a buff, topless redhead in gear-like sleeves shouted upward at a cliff where several booms still echoed.
"Shut it, crap-hair!" came back at him, vague in its location from around an outcropping of cement. A spot soon turned red, and a four foot hole burned through the fake mountainside. Katsuki Bakugo shot out of the newly made cavity, exploding down to the makeshift gathering with rather more emotion than was warranted.
The rest of the class made their way to the front entrance, much less flashy in nature. Except for a single boy, who had literal sparkles adorning the air around his knight's armor and blue cape.
Two teens brought up the rear from a ways away. Having to walk from the farthest corner of the training center had made them lag behind.
With eyes set in a face that seemed to be an amalgamation of a dinosaur, an axolotl and a cliff side, Koji Koda looked around Gym Gamma.
The petting hero's throat hurt from screaming at pigeons for the past hour. Swallowing instinctively, he tried to wet his parched tongue, then turned to address the tall boy with six wing-like arms walking next to him, "Sh-Shoji-kun?"
"Hm?" The reply that should have come from beneath a blue face mask instead came from a small mouth at the tip of one of the quiet teen's arms.
"Did you happen to hear if Hagakure-chan came back yet?" The fully-in-costume invisible girl had left a little over ten minutes ago. She was supposed to be grabbing drinks for the three of them, but had yet to return.
Koda's throat scratched again, but he ignored it in favor of concern. The vending machines were just outside the door, their position a midway point between the PE field (where they had first tested the boundaries of their quirks) and Gym Gamma.
"I am unsure. I heard something a moment ago that may have been her footsteps, but I was busy focusing on duplicating my eyes today. I apologize for not being more help," Shoji confessed, calm but sincere as he glanced at his friend before refixating back on the pair's destination.
"Oh. Okay. Thanks anyway," Koji responded.
The rest of the class came into view, and he noticed a large bag at Aizawa's feet. Next to the practical teacher, Ken Ishiyama, better known as Cementoss, was pulling water bottles from it and passing them to everyone in 1A.
Seeing the drinks being handed around, Koda's furrowed brow relaxed.
Tuesday September 4th,
2:20 pm
A locker room door opened and a flood of girls strolled in. Two of the teens headed left while the other three diverged right, mimicking a forked river. They split again as each magnetized to their own metal cubby, idle chatter a near constant.
"—I just can't seem to get my body to keep bright colors, kero." Tsuyu Asui, or Tsu, as she was always insisting her friends call her, ended the comment with a signature croak.
"Uuhm. You could try practicing back at the dorms with just your hands or something. Maybe smaller body parts would be easier to keep bright. At least until you got the hang of it!" Ochako encouraged, happy to help her friend brainstorm.
The mostly pink-outfitted girl pulled off her visor. A strip of chestnut hair under where the headband had fallen and the strands over her ears remained indented, even with the plexiglass face covering removed.
Everyone else was making short work of switching to their gym uniforms. Kyoka had already even changed into the school's mandatory tracksuit, the letters "U" and "A" hiding in the white lines across the blue cloth.
First Aid Training was starting soon, and it was rare that Recovery Girl led a class, so everyone was in a rush.
"What about you, Momo-chan? How's making two different kinds of items at the same time coming along?" Ashido asked curiously, interested in all of her classmates' lives despite the minor hurry.
"With dedication and practice, I believe it's possible. Currently, it is proving troublesome to split my attention between the molecular differences of two items simultaneously. But I did manage to make a red and a blue ball at nearly the same time today. Color was the only difference, but it's a start." Yaoyarozu aligned the two sides of her dark navy jacket and zipped the metal tab up, covering her white undershirt beneath cotton-nylon blended fabric.
"I'm just impressed you can do it at all, kero," the amphibian girl complimented from across the aisle and raised a finger to the corner of her lips. The everything hero blushed in response, then turned away from the praise.
Ochako slid on a pair of the same fancy sweatpants everyone else was wearing and pivoted toward the door, fully dressed and ready to go.
Ashido followed the gravity-altering girl's motion and mused aloud, "Toru-chan sure is late. I wonder what's keeping her? I wanted to ask if she managed to up the brightness on Warp Refraction."
"Are you sure she's late? She might have just got here before us and is already at sixth period," Kyoka hypothesized.
"Yeah, maybe," Ashido acquiesced, but couldn't quite shake a feeling of unease.
Tuesday September 4th,
2:23 pm
1A converged on their next location. A large space nearly identical to their homeroom class with one major difference. There were no desks lined up in rows. No tight aisles to circumvent or navigate when crossing the classroom. Only a big open space ringed by standardized blue computer chairs, a single seat missing to give access to the circle.
Waiting patiently like a sun ready to pull planets to orbit, a vertically challenged grandma stood leaning on a giant syringe-shaped cane. Her doctor's outfit draped far past her feet, indicating an extreme loss of height in recent years.
The children finished populating the seats, and a single chair stood empty. Wizened eyes peered about the room, crows feet pulling at their edges as Chiyo Shuzenji took in her students.
Her attention passed over several perturbed faces, but her own facade kept a pleasant and professionally-disarming passivity.
Several of the kids were obviously anxious. Like Kyoka, whose tense muscles and deep frown were a dead giveaway. It didn't help that the rocker kept glancing at the barren seat, whispering to a purse-lipped Tsuyu; and, even though Chiyo's older ears heard only indistinct mumbles, the "youthful" heroine could guess the conversation's topic.
The concern of a few other, more restrained students, would have been difficult to see if she hadn't served years in the medical field. Patients that insisted everyone else with minor injuries be treated first while they bled out internally taught her to look for the little things. Like the two clenched fists in their hiding spot beneath multiple appendages and flaps of bat-like skin.
Mezo Shoji's expression stayed reserved even as he made direct eye contact with the instructor, then pointedly looked at the missing person's spot.
Next to him, the equally quiet boy, Koda, appeared quite pale and twiddled furiously with his thumbs. His mouth even opened and closed slightly like he wanted to say something.
Recovery Girl angled her body around to take in more of her audience. Keeping her eyes occupied by watching the class rep's openly aghast expression, she ran through a list of students in her head. Ah yes, the invisible one. That was why it had been hard to immediately place the face of the missing child. Besides, the girl hardly ever got hurt, so Chiyo had spent little time with her.
By the time Tenya Iida had started yelling for her attention, robotic arms swinging, she already knew who the grievance would be about.
"Yes, Iida-kun?" the grandma acknowledged, willing to let him explain the predicament himself.
"Sensei, Hagakure-san is late for class!" the boy belted, standing ramrod straight with arms to his sides, hands flattened like they were about to cover a rock in a game of Janken.
Multiple exclamations came from the girls at once.
"We didn't see her in the locker room and thought she went on ahead, kero."
"What if she got hurt during training and nobody noticed?!"
"What if she was kidnapped..." Pops like a firecracker punctuated the words from a place opposite the last speaker, and the very air suddenly felt strained.
From within the noise, a deep voice came from the beak of an Asian Koel, unique in its pacific nature, "We should not jump to conclusions just because something is amiss. Recovery Girl is staying calm, as should we all. We are heroes in training and should act as such." Sheepish expressions crossed some of Fumikage Tokoyami's more distressed classmates, but Bakugo stayed rigid, teeth grit and jaw muscle twitching. "It would be best to respond logically, by contacting the other faculty and determining if there is not some mundane reason for her absence."
"Excellent suggestion, Tokoyami-kun," Chiyo praised, voice just as steady and unhurried as ever as she fished in her oversized pocket for her cell. She drew it out, and ten key-clicks later the phone was ringing.
[Moshi-mosh.]
Glancing at Shoji and Kyoka to make sure she didn't spot any extra ears or plugged in jacks, the healer responded, "Hello, Shota-kun? I was wondering if I could expect Miss Hagakure-chan for today's class, or has she been pulled away on an errand?"
The next part came through the line in a hushed tone, [Hagakure is missing. The other faculty are already combing inside Gym Gamma, in case she has been rendered unconscious in an accident. Do not inform the other students until we find out more.] Aizawa was as to-the-point as ever.
Chiyo wanted to ask questions. To demand answers and insist on standing by if the girl really was injured. Instead, she let her features stay kind, lifting up her mouth in a practiced smile as if hearing reassuring news. "Thank you, Shota-kun. Then I will continue class as normal," she answered, looking the epitome of unbothered.
Ending the call, she addressed her students, "Aizawa-sensei has informed me that Hagakure-chan will not be joining us for today's lesson for personal reasons, but to go ahead and start."
The atmosphere around the class shifted, a general feeling of placation blanketing those present. But as Recovery Girl turned in a full circle, ready to start the lesson, she noticed a few who remained suspicious.
Midoriya, Yaororozu, and Bakugo's unease went unnoticed by virtually everyone else, but Chiyo picked up on subtle differences of posture and negative micro-expressions.
Only a single person besides herself noticed anything out of place. The bubbly brunette that always hung around Midoriya paid close attention to the boy's face as if trying to unlock his mind while he typed a quick text.
Chiyo pretended not to see the phone held close to his thigh.
Yaoyorozu kept her typical composure, but the reassuring smile she turned to a classmate seemed a little tight around the edges.
Unlike the other two, Bakugo showed major emotion. The boy's fuming, however, was so typical of his nature no one thought twice about what it masked.
"Today we are going to learn about the difference between treating a compound fracture and a regular one. I want you to be able to assess and secure both kinds safely. Can anyone tell me what you absolutely should not do when faced with a fracture?"
Several hands shot up around the room.
Tuesday September 4th,
2:43 pm
Toru couldn't believe her luck. Climbing no less than two trees hadn't given the lostling any new information about her surroundings; but wandering around the woods for, like, a half hour, max, had allowed her to miraculously find a paved running trail.
It was a good thing, too, because walking through ferns, brambles and bushes had been savage on her bare skin and feet. One stinging line (which the girl was sure would have been red were it visible) stretched from a hip to the lower edge of her scapula.
Not to mention that she didn't have any form of GPS.
Quirk Training was often bad for an electronic's health and all devices were forbidden in class; but it had been horrible to remember her phone was safely tucked away in her gym locker. She might not have been able to use it if there wasn't service here (she was somewhere in nature, after all), but she could have at least tried to send a text. Or even just checked the time.
Sighing, she squared goosefleshed shoulders and kept walking, the pavement under her feet sapping the tiny amount of warmth the exercise created. Hugging arms around her waist tightly didn't stop the shivering, but did allow for a modicum of heat to be retained. The air was cold.
She thought about the circumstances that surrounded her kidnapping as she plodded along. Coming here had been terrifying at first, so some arrival details were lost to the initial panic that had swamped her mind; but the teen did know three things for certain. One, that she had fallen through some kind of green portal; two, someone had been fighting nearby; and three, she had to get clothes.
Having a very pressing survival goal had allowed her to push down any anxiety. She needed to get out of this forest and to do that she had to keep moving. So the invisible girl had picked a direction away from where she'd last heard the battle, and started a manageable, but muscle-warming, hike.
If all the villain attacks on the student's school had taught her anything, it was that freezing up was the worst thing you could do. In a bad situation, it was easier to take things one step at a time. Focus on what could be done now to better the situation.
She had briefly considered going toward the crashing sounds, but had chucked the idea like a hot potato. She didn't know anything about the scuffle she'd heard, nor whether the participants were villains. Even if they weren't, who knows if they would have helped her. Hagakure could have revealed herself only to lose her one real advantage in dealing with this situation. Stealth.
Ten more minutes of miserably ambling down the paved foot path had Toru spotting a wooden stake set into the ground. Two arrow-shaped boards adorned the top, rusted nails affixing them in place. One side pointed in the direction she had come, the other, where she was going.
Dread crept up the teen's spine as she spied something truly unnerving.
English letters.
A visceral reaction set her to sweating as the sign swam in her vision. Then, a mundanely inappropriate memory surfaced, warding the feeling off.
"Honey! Look! Toru-chan tied her shoes!" an empty business suit called across a small apartment from the living room. Next to the unseen man sat a miniature Toru, decked out in tiny clothes. A single shoe had a floppy knot of strings on top that somewhat resembled a bow. The other had yet to be defiled by tiny, invisible hands.
Equally bland clothes leaned out from behind the kitchen wall at the prompting, hugging the curves of a middle aged body. "You bet she did! She's named Toru for a reason!" The tan blouse fist pumped, the motion a dichotomy to the reserved nature of the outfit. "Nothing can stop my girl; she'll never be a quitter!"
The businessman leaned closer to his daughter, pulled the child into a goofy hug, and swung her around. "Hear that, Tora? Mommy thinks you're a fighter; go show her your claws!"
"Raaaaaawwwwr," the knee-high t-shirt and shorts roared, racing toward the kitchen. Up until the untied shoe reminded the girl of its existence as a tripping hazard. Down she went.
But not for long.
The smile on Toru's face as she jerked back to the present was unbidden.
The memory had reminded the hero-in-training of something very important.
She was a Toru. Persistent was her very name. The first challenge of finding a possible way out of the woods had already been cleared. She could read a sign. Even if it required remembering things from one of the girl's worst subjects.
Brow drawn in concentration, she stared hard at the arrow pointing behind her. Suu. Puu. Kiii. Tsu. Re. Ii. Ru. It meant nothing. She tried again, this time sounding the words out aloud. "Su-pu-ki tsu-re-i-ru." Not fast enough. "Spu-ki tu-re-iru." She concentrated on changing the "R" to an "L" at the end. Spooky Trail.
The first word was foreign, but a nagging at the back of the mind made her concentrate on the second. Trail….trail…..trail….was it…..shippo? No….that didn't feel quite right. Unless the path was talking about squirrels.
Wait!
That was it!
It wasn't tureiru. It was TO-reiru, the synonym for michi!
"Trail" was the English word for path!
A sense of accomplishment filled her as she tried to read the second sign. "A-mi-ti Pa-ru-ku".
Toru puzzled over the first word's meaning for a minute more, before the chill got the better of her and she had to give up. At least the second word, park, gave some reassurance. If there was a car lot in that direction, she could find a real road, and maybe a town!
Either way, the teen had to start moving again before she froze.
Semi-confident in her previous heading, she started to jog, back warming slightly. The cleared path was a boon, keeping the trees at bay enough to let rays of sun through. After a few minutes Toru began to breathe hard. After twelve, she used blurry eyes to make sure numb and scratched feet were still there and moving.
Lost in focus, she startled when the trees just...ended, the path curving out into a field.
In front of the girl stood a massive billboard that proudly proclaimed "Amity Park: A nice place to live", its feet obscured and encroached on by overgrown grass. The only thing immediately recognizable for Toru was the phrase "Amity Park" from the trail.
Beyond, a glorious road led straight into a city.
Tuesday September 4th,
2:43 pm
A bipedal mouse crossed a large lot, eyes drawn to the white lines of chalk marking the compacted dirt. The professionally clothed mammal took a breath, line of sight raising as he appraised several teachers stationed in the field outside Gym Gamma.
The gaunt face of Yagi Toshinori was not among them. The man had wanted to be here, but was in charge of 1A's final class of the day, forcing the instructor to get ready. Still, a decent number of UA's faculty made up the huddle.
One of which was a dino helmeted man, the mecha headwear covering much of his facial features. In his red-tipped fingers was a massive metal detector-esque device. The main difference between the support item and something normally reserved for finding lost jewelry or coins was a giant display screen stationed near the handle. As Power Loader walked forward to meet the principal, the read-out's numbers jumped erratically.
"Kocho-sensei!"
Nezu Kocho locked gazes with the head of the support department, acknowledging the man to continue. Before Higari Maijima could, though, he was cut off by a massive man next to him who jumped forward, landing on hands and feet in front of the mouse.
Black striped arms splaying wide in something halfway between a bow and a push up, the bestial teacher yelled "Nezu-san! I lost—rrawrr—scent! Got—aaarraahraa—the dooorrrr—arrrraaghraaa aahhhhh raaa roooaaaoooooo!" the passionate man ended the report in a soul-torn howl, saliva spilling from a mouth no longer capable of human speech.
The scar over Nezu's right eye tugged at a white-furred cheek as his lips drew down in a grimace. Tucking small arms behind his back, he subconsciously reverted to submissive posture. "Thank you, Inui-san. I understand how upset you must be. Failing my students to such a degree is making me question my own competence as a principal."
"Kocho-san! Don't say that! No school is equipped to handle such extreme situations," a voice whose origin could have been a meat grinder sounded from the side. The lean but excessively tall hero dropped to a trenchcoat-covered knee, bringing his own height much closer to that of the rodent's. His head, which was so dark blue it bordered black, bowed. Sharp yellow accent lines caught the light as he went on "If anything, we have failed you."
Not impressed with the pity party, a new person spoke up from the back, "We have uncovered very little. But we do know for a fact that Hagakure-san is nowhere inside Training Dining Land. We are hoping your quirk will offer more insight." The man who could have starred in an apocalyptic wild west film gestured for everyone to follow. Without waiting to see if they did, he immediately started trekking toward the large building with its rounded top.
The group filed in behind, the final party member picking up the principal. Vlad King positioned the small creature on his shoulder before striding after.
"Even if I am unable to determine anything, Tsukauchi-san and Tamakawa-san are on their way. They should also be bringing two heroes with them that may be able to help." Nezu sounded somewhat hopeful. The police department had been integral in rescuing young Bakugo.
"If only Ragdoll hadn't lost her quirk…." Power Loader's tone was the opposite of his boss', and the silence hit like a side hook.
Trying to pull the topic away from the reminder of the Wild Wild Pussycat, Vlad reported the faculty's findings in a steady voice, "As Ryo was saying, he lost Hagakure-san's scent just outside the gym. He's incredibly frustrated." The male built just as massively as his close friend raised a red-clad arm, patting the hunting hero apologetically with a silver-backed hand. "Apparently it just vanished. But there was a new smell there—"
"Hospitaaaaaarrrrrrooo!"
The blood hero just nodded, unconcerned by Hound Dog's interruption. "I myself was unable to find anything useful, but Higari-kun took readings at the site where she vanished." The group was almost across the field, only fifteen feet away from the aforementioned location.
"There are trace amounts of energy, but I'm having a hard time pinning down what kind. The radiation is decaying at a rapid rate and interfering with my equipment. Its half life seems to be about every eighteen minutes, so if Hagakure-san has been missing an hour we only have about thirteen percent of the radioactive isotopes left to test at this very moment. Unfortunately, the data I'm collecting is unreliable, so without incredibly specialized equipment arriving here in the next thirty hours, we have hit a wall on my front," Power Loader supplied, then rubbed the bridge of his nose in exasperation, tilting his headgear back for better access. "My guess is that a quirk rather than a support item generated it. Probably a portal user."
"Just because we have been faced with two portal generating quirks recently does not mean we should rule out other possibilities preemptively. A multitude of quirks could be responsible, and are statistically more likely. Teleportation, flight, and permeation to name a few," Nezu admonished gently, small black eyes watching as the petite mechanic stopped in front of two vending machines.
Ectoplasm hicc-urped as he closed the gap between himself and the support department head, an indistinct mist escaping his mouth. Ignoring the minor indigestion he'd been experiencing lately, the clone-generator watched Nezu and Vlad advance toward him.
Then outright stared when the principal started shaking in a way he hadn't seen since their first introduction.
"Are you okay, Kocho-san?" Vlad asked, instinctively putting a supportive hand on the small male's side, worried the mammal might fall off his perch.
"Y-yes. I-I'm f-f-fine. D-d-don't wor-r-ry," Nezu assured through chattering teeth.
Snipe raised an eyebrow skeptically from where he casually leaned against one of the drink dispensers. With crossed arms partially covered by a rusty red fabric, the gunslinger examined his boss.
"J-just s-some in-s-stincts," the principal responded, already slowing his heartbeat with mental exercises. "I-I'll b-be fine in a s-second."
The rodent shook his head as if to clear it, then took a steadying breath before hopping to the floor. Hound Dog and Vlad shared a furtive glance as Nezu circled and inspected a very specific spot on the ground without being told.
Ignoring his staff, the head of UA continued gravely, "W-we need to proceed very c-carefully. Whatever or whoever took Hagakure-san activated my fight or flight response with nothing more than residual power."
Notes:
Chapter Notes:
-Yes, I absolutely threw in a Harry Potter reference with Devil's Snare.
-Yes, Hagakure fell through during the first chapter.
-Supposedly Hagakure's parents are both invisible
-I am sorry if I got the radiation reference stuff wrong. But I did spend like 10+ minutes looking up information of radioactive isotope
Chapter 3: GHOST!!! Well, close enough, anyway.
Notes:
Hello all! I am excited to drop this chapter after such a large response for the story! I gotta say, I have been blown away by the number of people reading it on Ao3. Just hit 50 subscribers today!!!! FIFTY! Out of nearly 1000 views. That's actually a pretty dang high percentage for Ao3. Blown away. Almost 70 Kudos too. On only 2 chapters. -foams at mouth- Insanity. Thanks for all the comments, too. Cause even just smiley faces make me happy. :)
I'm having a bit of a "life sucks" week, so this was amazing.
Super mega ultra thanks to Lurias_1533 for beta'ing the chapter! You are absolutely the driving force for why I am writing as much as I am, and I loooove reading your notes. <3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Chapter Three is now available in an audio format! Took forever, but I plan to do this for every chapter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rTrvZx5TD8
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
WARNING!
I have a Rewrite of Portal Panic started!
Tuesday September 4th,
3:35 pm
Toru's feet were starting to hurt so much it set the girl's eyes to watering. Tear tracks started on wind-bitten cheeks but were quickly wiped off.
At least she'd made it to the edge of town.
Grey and taupe buildings of western-style architecture closed in. Most were one to two stories tall and had a distinctly residential feel.
A violent shiver wracked Hagakure's body as she traversed a shadow cast by a rather tall apartment complex. The sunless section coveted the girl's heat like some jealous yuki-onna.
Coming to a stoplight at the end of the first block, Toru surveyed the area as a blue Prius passed on the left. A glowing white stick figure lit up on the far side of the street and the invisible girl crossed at a set of painted white lines.
Casting a curious glance at an excessively large truck parked at the side of the road, a flicker of resigned dread teased at the Japanese teen's mind. She'd only ever seen such large vehicles in satirical depictions of the United States.
Movement at the girl's periphery had her looking back to the sidewalk. Two people approached from the opposite direction, Hagakure's first encounter since dropping through the portal. Heart rate speeding up, she side-stepped quietly then held still longer than was strictly necessary. The duo passed, ignorant of several red smudges that decorated the cement at even intervals.
Toru's feet weren't bleeding a lot. Just enough to make her nervous about being noticed.
When the pair remained oblivious, laughing and openly holding hands in public, Toru let out a breath. Then sharply inhaled when the woman spoke. It was not only in English, but it was fast.
"So are you free Saturday night? I heard the mall here carries Halloween stuff all year long because of 'ghost attacks'."
Toru could tell the tone was lighthearted, but the guy stiffened a bit. An awkward laugh blended in discord with the girl's carefree one as they drew further away.
"Yeah...there are some really….kooky people here in Amity Park." The man avoided his date's gaze as the two made their way to the truck Hagakure had just marveled at. The insignia across the front grill read R-A-M.
Okay. So it was confirmed. It wasn't just the signs; this town was English-centric.
And unless there was a magic way to slow everyone's words down, the conversational skills Toru had learned in school were a moot point.
Which meant she was much worse off than originally believed.
Mind racing, the UA student continued to vacate the suburbs, ambling toward the city's heart.
Hagakure passed recessed doors framed by large picture windows. Beyond the glass, clothes and other odd items were displayed. There wasn't anything wrong with them, per say, they just felt….off.
It was in passing the sixth storefront Toru finally figured out what bothered her so much. The mannequins on display all had exactly two arms and two legs, and the technological items seemed almost….old.
This town was strange. How could so many shops afford to exclude people with mutation quirks from their clientele?
Spotting a bald, middle aged man wandering into one of the stores, Hagakure put on a burst of speed. The young woman jumped through the door before it could close, but misjudged the size of the man's portly stomach. The close quarters had Toru teetering awkwardly as she barely avoided knocking elbows with the poor guy.
Not that he knew the difference.
The warm air nearly made Hagakure dizzy with relief when the teen made it inside and righted herself. Leaving the entryway, the invisible girl mentally praised her quirk as she settled between exhibits of…..model trains? Then, surprisingly, her shivering increased threefold.
Unable to think past the heat slowly suffusing frozen muscles, Toru just listened to the man behind the counter speak animatedly with his equally enthusiastic client. A lot of gesturing occurred which seemed to center around one particular box of goodies.
The exhausted teen let the gibberish of the two's conversation pass by, strangely comforted by the hobbyists. Eyes wandering, Toru relaxed further when she noticed a tuft of brown poking from the customer's back. The baby blue dress shirt couldn't contain all of the man's mutation, and the small patch reached for freedom from beyond the collar. Hagakure entertained the idea of a hedgehog-based quirk, but discarded the belief after moving closer. The texture was more like fur than quills.
No longer shaking, Toru watched the animal guy leave with a railroad box-set tucked under one arm and a bright smile on his goatee'd face. A bell chimed as the mostly glass door shut.
Shoot.
There'd be no leaving until another customer came. Which, admittedly, wasn't so bad. Avoiding hypothermia was on the top of the to-do list until a solution to the no clothes situation could be improvised. At least getting in here had been super easy. Hard to argue with good luck. A pleased feeling forced an optimistic smile onto Toru's face.
Now that she wasn't imitating an ice sculpture, it was so much easier to focus.
Okay. It didn't seem like the people around here were particularly evil. Hagakure doubted this was a villainous city filled with awkward dates and miniature locomotive fans. But it was an English one. Going to the police might not be a bad idea at this point, but that meant she'd have to find a police box and somehow explain the situation.
Since it was already getting later in the day, it made sense to prioritize getting clothed and scouting a place to sleep. Or maybe even finding a map and a local hero agency if she could swing it. It'd be hard without being able to talk to any civilians; but she knew nothing about her kidnapper and being in a populated place did not guarantee her safety. Midoriya's encounter with Shigaraki at the Kiyashi Ward shopping mall proved that.
Now, clothes.
Dumpsters sometimes had them! But there was a time crunch...and outerwear did no good if it was sopping wet or covered in mold spores. That was actually a terrible idea, the more she thought about it.
...a homeless shelter? Without being able to read or talk to anyone it would be really hard to find. Pilfering the donated clothes section seemed like a pipe dream, even if it was an appealing option.
Raid someone's closet. The thought of going into a private home instantly made Toru squeamish and the hero-in-training shifted awkwardly. Definitely a last resort measure.
Balconies with drying, unguarded linens? No, they didn't seem to be particularly popular around here. The apartment complexes were mostly fronted by slabs of concrete and plain skyscraper-esque windows, the hallways to access them hidden inside.
Okay, that left taking from a store as the most plausible thing to do.
...Unless she could somehow make her own clothes from materials in the forest...? Imagining a giant centipede crawling up her back, the teen immediately discarded the idea and nuked it with napalm.
In fact, all vague plans involving camping out in the woods went up in smoke by proxy.
Hagakure scanned outside the hobby shop at a flicker of movement, mind still reeling. The only thing in view was not a hundred-legged nightmare, but a person. Pale blue face a mask of disinterest, the bat-winged human floated harmlessly by. Still, the sight caused Toru's mouth to pop open of its own accord. The person hadn't been in costume.
Were the laws here so lax that quirk usage was allowed in public? Even America had licensed heroes.
Where on earth could she be?
Staring too hard out the window, Toru missed when the cashier's shoulders sagged and his whitened grip unclenched from the counter.
Several more people passed, but still no customers entered the model train store. Waiting with growing impatience, the bubbly teen's thoughts strayed to things she'd actively been ignoring.
Why was she here? Why didn't the kidnapper attack? What was the fight about when she arrived? Had a hero saved her? Or maybe she hadn't been ambushed because she wasn't the intended target. Or the villain had wanted to recruit her like how the League had tried to entice Bakugo.
The spiral stalled at that last idea, kicking Hagakure out of the anxious flurry of thoughts that beat like trapped pigeons at the inside of her head. It just didn't seem...right. Bakugo had been violent, aggressive. The perfect candidate. Toru Hagakure was a happy-go-lucky girl that, if anything, came across as preppy.
Ding-ding.
Startled, the UA student lunged for the door, battle instinct kicking in when her mind screamed to MOVE.
A chill breeze tickled bare skin. She was outside.
Huh.
Determined not to lose extra heat Toru started jogging, tagging a few boutiques mentally while ignoring the sting of unshod feet. If a second-hand shop didn't show up in the next few blocks, she'd return.
Toru slowed and lightly walked around a pedestrian. It happened a few more times, but was getting less and less stressful as the minutes went on. With things working out so well, it was hard not to draw parallels to some kind of top-secret espionage mission.
Just as the teen was about to call it and head back, an ideal candidate for the heist came into view.
Ducking into the place behind three people, the invisible girl immediately swerved right to follow them down a flight of stairs. It seemed the displays were backed by some kind of live-in flat on the first floor, while the outlet hunkered below.
Stepping down into the store, mental alarm bells were set to ringing. The inside was significantly more popular than the train shop and the teen's new evasive skills got tested immediately as she had to practically dance out of a woman's way on lithe feet.
Tiptoeing into a side aisle between rows of hangered clothes, Toru picked a careful path avoiding the Bargain Basement's customers. She pulled nothing from the metal racks just yet, debating on how to get any selections out of the store without being seen. It wasn't like they could be willed into invisibility.
Surveying the shop again, Toru noticed a small handwritten sign taped to a glass display that doubled as a check stand. Nearly antique jewelry peeked coyly from behind the laminated paper that held five colored dots corresponding to percentages. Red was highest at 70, while yellow sat at a lowly 20.
Covertly checking a few tags to confirm her suspicions, Hagakure set about finding not only the warmest but the cheapest red-stickied items.
At least the prices could be read. Numbers were the same in both Japanese and English. As a hero in training, there was no way Toru wasn't going to pay the owners back later. She'd even save the tags for an accurate total.
Along the back wall there were nearly fifty tiered cubbies full of shoes and a bin containing socks. Most of the footwear was well-worn, but the socks were brand new. Hagakure found it hard to mind the splurge, imagining soft fabric on stinging and aching feet. Checking over a shoulder for looky-loos, the girl grabbed a pair of the fuzzy tubes and tossed them down the back aisle. Following the socks' path, the chilled female walked along the wall, browsing for thick, warm shoes.
Constant English chatter came from the rest of the shop, but tuning it out was becoming second nature.
The teen grabbed the tops of a pair of fur-lined hiking boots. Taking a quick look around, Toru made sure there was no surveillance—human or otherwise—before yanking them off the shelf and setting them as quietly as possible on the floor.
A woman walked past a perpendicular aisle in view of the suspicious activity, prompting Hagakure to let go. When the lady moved on from the end of the row of sweaters, the invisible teen unlaced the boots, only stalling two more times when a shoulder came into view.
Still vigilant, Toru picked up the socks she'd chucked onto the floor earlier. She stuffed them into the first hiking shoe like a present into a Christmas stocking, then shoved her foot into the second one to test the fit.
The hidden female froze, half-shod, as a stupidly fast guy practically power-walked into the space and examined a pair of loafers. Lifting them up, the young man took a perfunctory sniff of the air overtop, then put them back with a mild shake of the head and a scrunched up nose.
Hagakure held her breath at the brunet's claustrophobia-inducing nearness before the dude pivoted and stepped straight toward her.
The internal panic was instant. If Toru moved, the boot would move. But to stay still was a sure-fire collision path. She couldn't let him touch her.
Limbo may have been an option had the thief thought of it but instead she bolted, feet thumping loudly against the floor. Grabbing the other boot in passing, Hagakure dodged the human obstacle that'd spooked her.
The young man covered a shaggy face in defense of the suddenly audible yet unseen stampede.
"GHOST!"
It wasn't long before the entire shop was yelling the strange English word in the same way a civilian might scream "villain". Shoppers and employees alike fled in terror.
Cover blown, Toru zipped around the shop, grabbed everything she'd scoped out earlier and made a break for it up the stairs.
A gangly sweatpant leg fell out from the wad of clothing and landed beneath her non-booted foot. The fleece-lined tripping hazard nearly caused a tumble and a bra dislodged from the pile. Flailing, the conglomerate of apparel threw the door open and dashed down the sidewalk.
Expecting to have to sidestep pedestrians, Hagakure was bewildered when everyone ran. Not a single person stayed to watch a hero detain her.
Taking the blessing, the thrift store raider sprinted down another five blocks, only crossing a street if a crosswalk was ready. Otherwise, the girl would turn the corner and sprint down the side road.
Breathing hard and worried about losing more than just underwear, Toru ducked into an alleyway. She expected a dead end, but instead saw it let out into some kind of parking lot access.
Hiding behind a dumpster that smelled of rancid tomatoes and mold, the exhausted girl opened her hand. The spare boot not currently on her foot fell to the floor, allowing tired arms to lose some of their burden. Flexing a cramped wrist while still hugging the clothes Toru looked around, listening hard for the inevitable chase of a hero.
Several minutes of inactivity passed. While the lack of any agency's immediate response was troubling, it was hard to be upset.
Dropping her bundle onto a relatively dry, if not entirely clean spot, the teen got dressed.
Looking around more closely, Toru spotted a door further down the brick wall. An Italian caricature stood invitingly above, hoisting a pizza to indicate the establishment's nature.
A growl gurgled from beneath Hagakure's hideous, floral print hoodie.
Turning, trepidation wormed its way into the lost kid's stomach as she regarded the dumpster behind her.
Time to see exactly how generous Hotei-sama was feeling.
Tuesday September 4th,
4:28 pm
"Koda-kun," the boy went positively purple and tensed up, startled at the principal's direct addressment, "Did you notice anything strange when you last saw Hagakure-chan?"
He was saved from answering when the calm, deep voice of Shoji spoke up beside him, "No, Kocho-sensei. Both Koda-kun and I were together with her when she decided to grab drinks for us. She was not under any duress and I had acute vision on all of our surroundings at the time."
"S-she was just being sweet. She noticed my throat hurt without me even saying anything...I thought she came back when I saw Cementoss-sensei handing out water." Koda sagged in on himself with every passing word.
Earlier, only a few of 1A had been hanging in the main lounge of the dorms. Now, the entire class took up station around the small mouse and their homeroom teacher for the announcement.
Aizawa clutched a laptop flat to one side. The silent device sustained no data corruption solely because it lacked moving parts. In the man's other arm was a yellow roll of bedding.
Stepping up behind the petting hero, a blonde whose most prominent feature was a massive tail of corded muscle put a hand on the despairing boy's shoulder. After a slight jump, Koda settled under the brotherly pat. "It's not your fault," Ojiro informed with conviction.
Several more stressed faces stood around the room; but most of the class remained quiet, choosing not to interrupt. Even the pop pop of small explosions stilled.
Midoriya leaned forward in his spot on one of the couches. The green armrest beneath his hand dimpled with what would have been bruising force on a living thing, but the micro-suede remained unscathed. The analyst's gaze nearly lit the floor on fire with its intensity.
"He's absolutely right," Nezu announced. "I am here to see if there are any details I missed. Pointing paws is unproductive at best." The rodent surveyed the students.
"Is there anything more?" The commanding tone of Aizawa blanketed the class, demanding answers from anyone who had them. The underground hero wasn't fairing much better than his students; but he hid it well, pinning them with a severe gaze.
Izuku waited, listening hard. A couple of his peers voiced upset that the class had been left in the dark for the past few hours, but no new information came to light.
Studying his homeroom teacher, All Might's successor found it impossible to be frustrated. Aizawa-sensei had previously sustained countless injuries in everyone's defense, and the choice he had made this time was clearly strategic.
There was always a chance UA's staff could have located or rescued Hagakure-chan before any major incident occurred. It was better not to instill panic when all the facts weren't in. Besides, the faculty probably could have gotten away with not telling anyone until tomorrow before things would have started to smell of rotting roe. The fact that they hadn't showed a respect for their students.
Mind racing with all the topics to consider, Midoriya's right hand subconsciously reached up to cup a slightly rounded chin.
A sudden abduction of a UA student could have something to do with Kurogiri. Or even that suffocating liquid quirk that had teleported Kacchan into the warehouse full of Nomu.
But why take Hagakure-chan? Her profile didn't match up with Kacchan's at all. Was she bait? Was a villain trying to lure out All Might again?
Killing Hagakure-chan or All Might after he had effectively retired would definitely be a crushing blow to both UA and society's already shaky trust in heroes. The villain wouldn't even have to kill Hagakure-chan. Just taking her, a student who didn't stand out in any major way, sent a message that no one was safe.
A detonation rocked Izuku out of his thoughts. The boy's right ear kept ringing even as Bakugo pulled a soot-smudged hand away. "I SAID SHUT UP, NERD! Your mumbling is disgusting!"
The greenet looked around the room, startled to see everyone watching with horrified gazes. Midoriya's skin turned ghost-white and the boy's eyes dropped.
"S-sorry! Sorry, everyone! I didn't realize I was thinking out loud again." While avoiding everyone's looks, Izuku finally noticed the abused armrest under his left hand and unclenched white fingers from the green fabric. Pulling the offending limb down near his thigh, he rubbed the sweat off his palm.
Aizawa shot a mildly annoyed look Midoriya's way, but spoke up, "If you have nothing further to share, then it's our turn."
The loose circle of children turned to watch as Nezu cut between Aoyama and Tsuyu, leaving the center of the room for the TV area. Upon reaching it the intelligent animal crawled onto the coffee table in front, then assumed a formal stance with arms clasped behind a business-casual vest.
Aizawa followed, righting the laptop on his boss' stage, then plugged a dongle into a slot at the bottom of the flatscreen. The television lit up, a video set to play.
As the homeroom teacher got ready, all the students formed a new ring. Midoriya was lucky enough to not have to move, simply rearranging himself to face the other way on the couch.
Nezu motioned toward the erasure hero, blinking beady eyes as he did so. The sideways triangle in the middle of the display clicked.
As the scene at Gym Gamma became apparent, a strange overlayment lit up, shades of scarlet and cobalt coloring the visual.
"Be back in a second!" A red humanoid figure waved behind at Koda and Shoji. Neither of the two seemed to see the parting motion, but responded to the words.
"Thank you, Hagakure-chan!" the hoarse voice came from the ani-lingual, whose body temperature visually came across on the recording as cooler than the other two's.
"Much appreciated." Shoji's head dipped in a polite bow. By far the warmest of the three, the boy's figure was lowlighted in variations of a nearly mahogany sheen.
"Tell me if you notice anything unusual in the video," Nezu addressed the entire class. "You may watch it as many times as you wish to make sure nothing was missed."
"May I plug in, sir?" Kyoka's jack lifted in askance.
"By all means."
The red figure of Hagakure thumped along in a jog, the girl making her way outside of Gym Gamma. The two teachers who would normally have heard the exit helped other students throughout the gym.
While the security footage played, the principal watched the students in the lounge closely, checking for any change in their facial features. There.
"Pause." Nezu pinned Kyoka with an unblinking look.
The frame stayed frozen on Hagakure's vague form, one scarlet foot poised to take another step toward the drink dispensers ten feet away.
"I don't think it's anything, but the audio changed a bit. There was an almost crackled muffle just now." A fingerless-gloved hand reached up, holding the listening ear like a secret agent speaking into a mic set.
Nezu mentally filed the information away, kept in the ironclad vault that was High Spec.
"Let me know if you hear anything else."
A nod answered and the footage resumed. Much of the class had a hard time deciding what to watch, the recording or their resident musician.
The thermal image that was Hagakure approached the vending machine, hand out to select a button labeled "UA-torade".
A curly wire spun and the electrolyte-infused sugar water pushed forward.
Suddenly, the screen fuzzed at various places. One such unfocused part, directly beneath the girl's feet, took on a green tint. What seemed like an error in the video's recording quickly revealed itself to be part of the scene.
There was a nearly comical parallel in the way both Hagakure and the liquid refreshment dropped, disappearing from view simultaneously.
"Wait, play that back." Aizawa immediately complied without Nezu asking. Now there was no question on what had the group's attention, all eyes on Kyoka. "There's some kind of static in the background. Can you turn up the volume about fifteen decibels?" A few blank stares had her rephrasing. "If the TV is on eight, turn it up to like….seventeen?"
Sero was closest to the remote and clicked a button on the side nine times as the video rewound again.
Kyoka's earphone jack suddenly jerked from the aux port on the TV and the girl stayed frozen, face pale and sweating.
"...shrieking..." the word was barely audible. Then, louder, "It sounds like a thousand voices crying and screaming in anguish."
A concerned Uraraka hugged Jiro from the side as Nezu twitched almost imperceptibly.
"I will leave a copy of the recording here so you may re-watch it. If you find anything else, please notify me no matter the time." The mouse sighed and the exhale bore a crushing weight, assessing the room slowly in what was an obvious stall for time.
The principal was saved from his impending words by a no-nonsense voice to his right; "In light of what happened today, all work studies will be canceled until further notice." Aizawa angled more into view, keeping cross-legged as he leaned back from the laptop screen.
A chorus of dismay sounded around the room, the exclamations seeming to be rooted more in compound worries than true anger.
Iida tried to console everyone, flailing arms even more rigid than normal and a furrowed brow at odds with his words.
Tokoyami bore a grimace, beak somehow mixing self-disgust and determination into one.
Ashido looked positively sick.
Midoriya was drowning in feelings.
The Work Studies were supposed to help the class grow stronger, teaching them how to react faster, notice problems and resolve them quicker. Being good wasn't just about physical strength, but awareness, prediction and self-reliance.
Izuku needed that experience. He hadn't even noticed his friend was in danger until it was way too late. The aspiring hero had been straight up incapable.
Frustration swamped All Might's successor and the boy clutched at his pants subconsciously to keep tears from falling. Eyes lifting from the wadded fabric of his lap, Izuku watched as Aizawa laid out a buttercup sleeping bag.
He could only imagine how the erasure hero was feeling.
Tuesday September 4th,
6:00 pm
Hagakure glanced at a tree's shadow. In the last fifteen minutes it had gained quite a bit of length while she'd been scouting the area. It indicated approximately an hour or so before sunset.
The invisible girl had been conspicuous in bright sweatpants and a garish hoodie, and had had to strip once again to make it this far. But it had been worth it. Somehow, in the middle of town was a park. Better yet, it had been a well manicured, nearly bug-free locale with a drinking fountain!
Camping was once again a viable prospect.
Toru continued searching for a spot to sleep, passing by several boxwoods. Tucked beneath and nearly hidden from sight was a wad of clothes.
Getting them there had been a tricky matter; but she'd finally managed by way of a bizarre pedestrian-judged game of red-light green-light that had spanned several blocks.
Despite a shiver of longing, the naked teen steadfastly walked away. Toru had gone left from the big oak tree last time, and now headed opposite.
There was no underbrush to push through, just expanses of grass and flower beds covered in bark chips to suppress weeds. Landscaped shrubs, tiny evergreens, and the occasional bout of coreopsis and aster populated the area. A larger stand of slippery elm loomed further in, promising a drove of insects within its shelter.
Toru avoided it, skirting the copse and doubling back around.
Until someone screamed.
Adrenaline spiked, but only for a moment. The yell had been less threatened citizen and more child screeching in excitement. Curious, Hagakure strolled back toward the elms that scoffed at her presence, doing their best to unnerve the teen as she remained entirely unaffected.
Sneaking around the trees (that actually had undergrowth), Toru popped her head out from behind a bush. Nothing of the girl could be seen, but the action was habit.
Holy crap. That kid's shouting could only have been a sign from the universe. In front of the increasingly lucky young woman was a massive playground.
She'd have to find a way to buy a lotto soon at this rate.
Eyes scanned the premises quickly, honing in on a large yellow tube connecting two portions of a wooden look-out structure. The plastic section was likely to stay much warmer and drier than any shelter Hagakure could make in the next hour.
An offshoot of evenly spaced bars for hanging and a web of braided climbing rope decorated the closest side of the structure. Further away, on the other end, was a circular slide sure to crackle hair and zap any butt who dared use it.
Another scream of joy and thump thump thumping of little feet reminded the UA student she'd only be able to stay here at night when it was unoccupied. Even knowing that and the fact that she'd have to find a way to cover both ends of the tube for heat retention, she still rode a wave of minor euphoria.
The wind changed abruptly and the scent of artery clogging fast food teased at the hungry teen's nose. There might even be a restaurant nearby.
What a find.
Tuesday September 4th,
7:00 pm
"WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU!? You call yourself an educator when you constantly put the students' lives at risk?!" the male's voice which was unaccustomed to yelling went hoarse with emotion and strain. "My baby girl. My little Tora. You failed her."
An empty sleeve descended, eclipsing one of a different style below. As it settled gently overtop, the stream of indignation coming from the man slowed, then stopped.
"You promised. You promised us this would never happen again. That the dorm system would fix this." The words were soft, carrying with them the silent death of poison rather than the harsh blow of a club.
Bowing prostrate on the floor of the small apartment, Nezu failed to answer. For the first time since gaining higher intelligence, the mouse nearly wished to return to his former life. It was both a gift and a curse to feel such shame so acutely. Had the rodent been physiologically capable, his cheeks would have been aflame.
"I will do everything in my power to bring Toru-chan home to you. If I am unable, I will resign my position as head of UA."
The promise was a commitment, not empty placations.
Toru's father tensed, hand nearly crushed in his wife's previously comforting grip. The next words were cold steel.
"See that you do."
Notes:
-There was a Mr. Lancer Cameo
-No, Aizawa didn't just up and take a nap after the serious discussion. (My awesome beta reader pointed out to me that is how it came across, hahah.) He is just too paranoid to be any further from his students and is absolutely going to sleep in the living room instead of his room from now on.
-Hagakure-chan is not actually all that lucky, she's just a positive thinker. lol
-Giant centipedes are venomous in Japan.
-Hotei-sama is one of the seven lucky gods in Japanese culture and is dedicated to happiness and contentment.
-Yuki-onna is a Japanese monster that literally translates to "snow-woman"
-The truck is a Dodge RAM lol.
-Yes UA-torade is rip off Gatorade. XD
-If you have any other questions feel free to ask and I am more than willing to clarify things. :)
Chapter 4: It was that easy...
Notes:
This chapter is a mixed bag for me. The end was nearly impossible to write but the first couple scenes just flowed like water. I even have a new favorite scene! And on the opposite end I have a new least favorite scene! I've edited that one like 15 times and I finally got it to where I don't hate it, but I still don't like it.
As always, the reviews and support are awesome. I especially enjoyed RedRock12's review.
You'll have to excuse the translation things between characters being inconsistent for like words they know and stuff, because that would just be a nightmare. The screw ups also don't really reflect what a botched translation from Japanese to English would really sound like as I'm just trying to get a point across. Sorry! I already have to have like ten tabs open at any one time to write a scene, so I just couldn't do it.
Thanks again to Lurias_1533 for giving it a read through ahead, much appreciated. And thanks to my friend in real life who got forced to read through it while I hovered awkwardly over him. You know who you are. LOL.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Chapter Four is now available in an audio format! I am now caught up with the audio and can start writing again! Yay!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s4bvUDFqWx8
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
"Tea wa dokodesu ka?" [Where is the tea?] For scenes from an English character's POV that does not understand Japanese except for any words shown in bold, which may be none. The bracketed translation is for the audience.
"Dialogue in Japanese that is getting translated in real-time." If all words are in bold, the English character can understand everything that is being spoken in Japanese.
"This sentence is in Japanese but has English words mixed into it." This is for when the scene has Japanese being translated in real time, but there is a word that is in English because the English speaker does not know the word in Japanese.
Wednesday, September 5th
7:20 am
"Feelings of helplessness, headaches, irritability, fitful sleep and constantly pouring over an event to determine what you could have done differently. It sounds like what you're experiencing is a form of 'survivor's guilt'."
"Hagakure-chan may still be alive. I do not believe I have that." Shoji sat tense upon the edge of a common green UA recliner, all parallel hands clasped together in three pairs of two.
Across from the boy sat a brand new member of the school's faculty, daintily perched on the arm of an identical chair, clipboard in hand and business suit tucked perfectly into place. Once just a consultant on retainer, Hikari Aguni now held a full time position.
"Actually, that's a misnomer. Survivor's guilt is much more common than people realize, and also includes events in which loss of life is unknown," the petite lady explained. Then, after giving the stressed student a once-over and not liking what she saw, followed it up with "I am going to activate my quirk so you can think through this logically with me. Is that okay?"
The brooding male nodded in affirmation at the mental health expert, keeping an intense gaze locked on the grey linoleum floors. Almost instantly the dupli-hero's frown relaxed, and Shoji's clenched hands parted from each other, settling lightly onto dark blue slacks.
Although it was not Aguni's profession, the psychiatrist was known as the sunshine hero by her patients, quirk instilling a sense of calm and warmth similar to lounging poolside.
"A lot of people go missing in our society. Kidnappings, runaways, natural disasters, unstable quirks manifesting and collateral damage while subduing villains." A slender finger lifted with each new addition to the list. "There are many reasons people left behind may experience survivor's guilt. It is even more common in heroes because of the sheer number of these kinds of events they encounter on a daily basis. Not to mention that they are expected to keep people safe. Losing someone—even to things outside of anyone's control—can feel like a personal failure."
The woman tucked a string of wispy chestnut hair behind an ear and fixed Shoji with a sympathetic gaze. "I am here to help you recognize and learn coping skills to deal with anything you may be struggling with, including PTSD." A bright smile of encouragement lit up Hikari's face as Shoji finally looked up at her, the normally stoic boy's surprise visible despite his blue face mask.
"I am currently in charge of all first years and will be checking in with everyone on a regular basis. I even have open office hours now; and with a teacher's permission you can come see me at any point in the day. Basically, I'm a glorified nurse for psychic damage." The specialist winked at the gaming term, but kept the numerous studies showing a major correlation between survivor's guilt and suicide in heroes to herself.
Wednesday, September 5th
12:15 pm
"Whaaaat?! Aww, maaaan!" The whining came from an African American roughly Danny's age. The young man on the halfa's left shot a glare at him before collapsing dramatically into a pillowing of white sleeved arms. The boy's multi-colored beanie slid down at the motion, covering teal eyes and a pout. "This is your fault. I didn't even wanna take biochem."
"—free to choose from any of the topics on the board. You'll be in groups of three for this presentation, so find two other people you'd like to work with," an older female projected from the front of the room. With graying hair and less than perfect posture, the woman had to be at least late fifties.
"Sorry Tuck. I have to take Biochem this quarter while it's being offered. You could have taken the computer class with me?" Danny answered, voice significantly quieter. The ghost kid glanced at the other male before his eyes darted back to the instructor.
The lady had stopped speaking, assessing the class from behind thick glasses while waiting for any outbursts to settle.
"What, be bored to tears and waste money? Hard pass." Tucker Foley picked up a smart phone from where it lay on the desk in front of him and took a picture of the whiteboard behind the teacher. "At least this way I'm only wasting money."
The half ghost took on a serious expression, catching his best friend's gaze. "You know I really appreciate you taking classes with me, right? I know you don't have to, with your business getting so popular and—"
"Danny, enough. If you keep up all this brotherly love people are gonna start shipping us," Tucker dismissed, fingers wiggling in a grossed out way. His laughing smirk undermined the jibe as he stood at some cue from the teacher.
Several groups had already started to form around the room while Danny had been distracted.
Tucker power walked away, weaving between desks on his way from the back row to the front corner seats. A younger kid with wavy, shoulder-length hair seemed to be the techno-geek's target. The teen fidgeted in place, eyes just a bit too wide as they surveyed everyone nearby.
Danny took off after, having to lengthen his stride to keep up with the much shorter Tucker. He nearly tripped when someone's foot happened to jut out into the aisle, but intangible toes turned what would have been a fall into a minor stumble.
"Oh my gosh, sorry!" A girl apologized, hazel eyes sincere.
"Don't worry about it." Danny's head ducked as he backed away, hand automatically holding a tense trapezius.
Tucker was already chatting up the timid male he'd cornered at the side of the classroom. A smugness tinged his smile and tone, ready to spill over like liquid held in a glass by surface tension alone. "Hey Danny, meet our third: Julien."
Tucker snapped, finger ending the motion by staying pointed at Julien's semi-gaunt face framed in hickory brown hair.
" 'allo, Danny. T'ank you fou⟨r⟩ allowing me to join you⟨r⟩ g⟨r⟩oup." The H disappeared and the R's rolled in an alveolar trill from the boy's heavy French accent. The extreme anxiety of the male now made a lot of sense.
"Glad to have you." The disarming charm of a leader settled into place and a lopsided smile pulled at the superhero's lips. "I doubt you'll be saying the same for us by the end of this though. I don't even know what the citric acid cycle is."
Rather than be unnerved as would be expected, the French student merely sagged in relief.
Wednesday, September 5th
3:25 pm
Well today had been a bust.
Toru had been keeping a dour mood tamped down. But like a banked fire, the dying embers of the emotion felt like they could reignite at any moment to consume and burn out her resilience.
Many unforeseen problems had cropped up over the last sixteen hours, starting in the night.
Even with a thick, oversized men's jacket (found forgotten on a bench), a fleece-lined hoodie, plum purple sweatpants, and heavy boots it had been chilly. Covering both ends of her sleeping quarters with pine boughs had done little to retain the heat. Outside the tube the temperature had dropped to just under 11 degrees Celsius while inside hovered around 13.
The moisture in the air also brought another problem. While the waterproofing on the jacket had mostly warded against dampness, the humidity and all the fleece-lined clothing combined to create a monster of static cling that left small pops of stimuli against the highschooler's body every time she moved.
Needless to say her sleep had been light, and had required intermittent bouts of exercise to happen at all.
Long before the first child set hands upon the monkey bars, Hagakure had already left for the morning scout. The timing worked in the lost female's favor in that she didn't have to hide from many people.
After an hour traffic had hit, but there still hadn't been a lot of pedestrians. Face covered with a hood and hands tucked into a kangaroo pocket, Toru had been able to travel fully clothed. But as the morning had dragged on, being so tightly bundled had started to draw looks, and slowed all progress to a crawl.
Finally finding a map at a travel center's brochure stand, the UA student cried in relief. But the tears quickly turned to ones of frustration when Hagakure went to unfurl the cartographic paper.
It was in English, of course.
Tucking herself just inside an empty construction site to study the dang thing, she took a fortifying breath and got to work.
There wasn't anything resembling a "you are here"; so finally, after nearly ten minutes of searching, she found three candidate locations for "her park". Then it was just a matter of comparing road names from nearby signs with ones on the glossy paper to rule out the extra possibilities.
Next she looked for hero agencies, but didn't see any. Only major public services seemed to be listed by special symbols on the legend. Ignoring the "H" of the hospitals, Toru looked for all instances of a blue badge with a "P" inside.
Too bad there weren't any nearby.
Doing the math internally, Hagakure calculated her current speed then divided the distance she needed to travel by it. Three hours to reach the nearest police station was a long time. That would mean arriving dangerously close to sunset in a strange part of town.
This place was positively wonky. What country believed not having police boxes at normal intervals was a reasonable approach to public safety?
Groaning, Hagakure tilted her head back in exasperation.
A wave of dizziness caught the highschooler by surprise, and Toru braced herself on a steel beam. It was the second time she'd felt faint since waking up. The dumpster had only gifted her half a slice of cheese pizza the day before. Everything else had been a little too fuzzy to justify eating.
Taking long, even breaths to dispel the vertigo, Hagakure waited for the world to stop spinning.
No longer feeling like a drunken ship in a stormy sea, the woozy teen used the map to chart a new path towards her playground shelter. It was better to stay local to find a meal, and she just wasn't up for the trek to the police station.
Getting to the park fully clothed took a while, but she managed.
The embellished wrought iron gate of an unfamiliar entrance passed over Toru, and she consulted the map again. Following the leftmost running trail that wound through the public gardens, the haggard kid perked up when she saw a tiny, solitary building. Thank Kami-sama, the symbol for toilets was universal. Going number two in her little elm grove was something Hagakure could now avoid indefinitely.
Feeling somewhat better after relieving herself, Toru freshened up, the cheap, dehydrating antiseptic that came from the dispenser outlandishly pleasing to her nose. After disinfecting a series of shallow cuts, the girl washed her socks in the sink. Humming the tune to Tegami, she waited for the water to flush clear as soap suds rinsed down the drain with dried blood and dirt. The wool blend was then wrung out and held under the hand drier, the metallic click of a button sounding periodically.
It was tempting to sleep here; but the cold cement floors and gag-inducing smell were too offputting. Besides, people were more likely to come and go in a restroom. That was the same reason she hadn't stayed in any of the shops she'd come across even though they were heated. Her playground felt safer being raised off the earth and having no reason for visitors in the night.
Toru still had yet to see a single hero agency and had a sinking suspicion she wasn't going to. It was partly why the girl was putting off going to the police. Something just wasn't right.
The aspiring hero had seen more quirk users during today's excursions and almost all had generated discomfort in the general public. A few people didn't seem bothered by the displays of power—most of them younger in age—but it wasn't the norm.
Pushing back thoughts of doom and gloom, Hagakure's hands lifted, formed fists, then pumped down together.
"Yosh! Time to get some food. Nothing truly bad has happened yet but a bit of sore feet and a crappy night's sleep. I can still do this!" The self-encouragement echoed hollowly around the acoustic-friendly space; and yet, before she'd even stopped speaking, Toru was already getting ready to leave.
"I've got at least two more hours of light, which should give me plenty of time to look for a meal! Who knows. Maybe I'll find a hero while I'm out! You fall seven times just to stand up eight, after all!" The smile on the UA student's lips was strained, but without a reflection, the doubt could not stare back at her from the surface of a nearby mirror.
Mood lifting through sheer force of will, the prep exited the bathroom and headed back to the street, determined to find the artery-clogging restaurant she had gotten a whiff of prior.
Thursday, September 6th
10:47 am
It was freezing today. If Hagakure gripped her coat any tighter, the lostling's skin could practically meld with it.
Toru was especially spiteful of the development because not only was she incredibly tired from barely sleeping, but she finally had a lead. Ranging further from her park this morning had borne fruit; and it was obnoxious knowing she'd have to go clothes hunting again before she could follow up on it. Her emotions teetered back and forth between the extremes of furious and optimistic like the steady sway of a metronome's arm.
Taking a breath, the waffling girl reexamined a brick building from her spot crouched between two bright red burning bush plants. The flower beds lining the front of the school gave a decent view of the handrailed steps leading up to the entrance, while still offering cover to hide in.
As long as the sneak was still nobody seemed to notice her, even with all the winter gear on. They were average teenagers Toru spied on, after all, who mostly stayed glued to their phones.
What had caught her attention about this place was that just about every sixth student coming in and out of the olive green front doors had some accessory with either a fancy English "D", or a glowing black and white individual on it.
The pattern may have been attributed to the student body liking some movie character or a celebrity with a funky outfit, but she hoped it was because the person was a hero. Creeping slightly closer despite the risk, she sat down to wait.
The patient hero-in-training stayed there nearly an hour, body numbing and falling asleep while learning nothing new.
But finally, a lucky break hit when a pair of boys sat down on the closest concrete railing. One was a scrawny individual with light brown hair absolutely decked out in the monochrome celebrity's paraphernalia. The other was a crew cut blonde, more punk in nature, with jet black skinny jeans and an ivory skull on a crimson t-shirt.
It was several minutes before anything noteworthy about them caught her attention, but then she heard a word that seemed to be repeating a lot in the last hour.
"Did you hear what Phantom did last week?" The student who seemed to be a fan of the white haired person tilted his head slightly to the side while addressing his fellow highschooler.
The end of the sentence had lifted up, so it had to be a question.
"No, what?" As soon as the apathetic denial finished leaving the second teen's mouth, his excitable friend was already clicking away on a smartphone and pulling up a video.
"A delivery driver had a massive heart attack on his route, and Phantom stopped the van before it could crash! Then, he took the guy straight to the hospital. The doctors claimed it was a miracle the guy lived. If he had ridden in an ambulance, he'd be dead right now!"
The few words she'd caught made Toru think the dyad was definitely talking about some kind of emergency, but she couldn't be sure. They could be chatting about something from the news or explaining the plot to a movie. Both scenarios were equally likely, and she'd never know the difference.
The brown-haired kid pressed play on his phone, the screen shaking slightly in overly thrilled hands. Toru could just see from behind the duo, watching with them as it played.
"Another good deed done by the local hero, Danny Phantom, caught on tape." The voice came from a nasally ginger woman who looked more plastic than person. She sat at a grey desk, holding papers. One hand let go and perfectly manicured fingers gestured to a green screened image in the corner of the display. "Let's watch."
The frozen picture enlarged, filling the entire screen with a view from a street cam.
Toru recognized the street, having walked down it just yesterday.
A white van drove down Hudson Way, stopping periodically for a middle aged man in a khaki uniform to clamber out of the driver's seat. The guy sporting a hefty gut and a distinctive handlebar mustache ran to various residential doors, leaving packages behind and scanning them with a handgun, a suburban parody of Santa Claus.
The camera fast forwarded through the postman's routine for ten seconds, the guy ducking in and out of the van and delivering mail at high speeds. Then slowed, focusing the audience's attention on a moment when the mustached male was driving. It soon became apparent why, because the guy slumped at the wheel, clutching his chest.
The vehicle that was still moving forward listed to the side, almost hitting a parallel parked car before a jumpsuited person flew in front of it. Planting white boots on the ground, the quirk-user grabbed the bumper in two places and forced the five thousand pound automobile to an abrupt stop.
Seconds later the hero was wrenching open the delivery van's door. Pulling the driver out into a princess carry he launched like a rocket into the sky, blue-collar worker clutched to his chest.
Toru couldn't believe her eyes. There was a hero here! With both super strength and flight! She marveled at the genetically fortunate combination.
The footage froze and the preppy woman's voice from earlier talked over it, " You saw it here, folks. Phantom saves the day again. Now, here's Shelly Makamoto at the hospital."
"Thank you, Tiffany. I'm here awaiting an exclusive interview—".
The clip cut off as the fanboy paused his device. "Everything after that is kinda boring, so I'm not gonna make you watch it, but isn't Phantom just soooo cool!?"
That. That was definitely praise. And the recurring word Toru kept hearing was probably the hero's name.
"Yep. He's real awesome." The words still lacked enthusiasm, but it was obvious the punk-like teen was trying not to rain on his friend's parade any longer.
Feeling like Uraraka had tagged her with Zero Gravity, the foreign dimensional girl backed carefully away from the pair, a single word whispering from her lips.
"Fantomu."
Thursday, September 6th
11:08 am
The sky was a writhing swirl of emerald shadows, supporting iceberg-shaped land masses of violet and pewter.
A mostly monochrome figure except for its burgundy red backpack passed floating doors that drifted in no particular pattern throughout the Zone. Seeing an island supporting an abundance of exotic fruiting plants and flowers, the ghost's lips raised in endearment, knowing he was close to his destination.
Putting on a burst of speed, Danny Phantom plummeted straight down, flying through a corridor of twisting stairs and windows reminiscent of M.C. Escher's "Relativity" lithograph.
Shooting out the other side of the pocket worm-hole, the halfa came upon a massive building of traditional Scandinavian architecture. The house tiptoed the line of mansion and castle, impressive with its natural stone and mortar siding, elaborately carved archways of dark, rich wood, and a mighty turret to one side. The turf that made certain areas of the building's roof appear shaggy and unkempt held a strangely lavender luminescence.
Danny knew the grass was for show, as the ghosts inside generally didn't require the natural insulation it provided, but he had to admit it gave the building a more homely feel.
Touching down amidst Zone-variety daisies, tulips, and bachelor buttons, the white-haired male tipped forward as his flight cut out a smidgen too soon. Thinking little of it, Phantom inspected a courtyard enclosed by walls that doubled as additional living quarters. Most lairs gave off a feeling of "beware". But not here. Never here.
The very air welcomed, inviting all to kick up a wispy tail and stay a while.
"You made it!" The words were all the warning Danny got before a skinny figure nearly bowled the male over in a hug. "Not that I thought you wouldn't, just, well. I'm glad you're here."
Dani's frosted white ghost form looked up at the taller half ghost with azure eyes.
"C'mon! I want you to meet everyone!" The girl's change in attitude from a few days ago was apparent. A certain tenseness still pervaded Dani's frame, and the bags under her ethereal eyes hadn't disappeared, but the aura of "haggard raccoon" was now missing.
Dani pulled at the older Phantom, forcing the twenty-year old to float into the house behind his female counterpart, tugged along like a balloon on a string.
The "Guys, he's here!" that Dani called was probably unnecessary, as the two glided into a wooden beamed lounge packed with undead. Danny barely caught a glance of the chevron and diamond shaped carvings notched into the ceiling before he was accosted by greetings and swarmed with good intention.
When a feathered cross between an owl and a house cat landed on Danny's head, kneading the boy's shoulder and trill-purring like some squeaky chainsaw, a grin threatened to consume his face.
"Hello to you, too, Gryph."
The little beast leaned hard into the white gloved hand that reached up to scratch it beneath the chin.
Turning to another, distinctly more humanoid face, Danny remarked, "Lost Holm's mascot has gained a few pounds. Who's been overfeeding the little chonker?" The halfa's eyes twinkled as he watched Caleb squirm in place, a distinctly green tinge creeping up the young ghost's normally blue cheeks and pointed ears.
A snort was heard from the snout of a lizard, and a gecko girl with an extra set of arms piped up. "Told you to stop taking Gryphon to visit Uncle Walker." Danny's smile dropped imperceptibly at the mention of the prison warden, but the boy didn't interrupt. "She eats way too many ectoplasmic rodents when she goes."
"Sounds like she needs a rat-ical change in diet," Danny couldn't help but remark.
Only the newest member of the house giggled at the wordplay, everyone else just groaned or rolled their eyes if they had them.
The sound drew the punster's gaze to a little glowing magician. The kid sat on the twin tails of an overcoat, silky white-gloved hands clasping a comically large wand like a cane in front of him. Phantom watched the child lean forward in his wingback chair, a white tophat completely covering the ghost's head...or was the hat his head? Either way, no eyes looked back at Danny.
"You must be Luke."
The kid sprung to lithe feet, twirling the wand to the side and bowing with a flair for dramatics. "Luke Myway. At your service, Mi'lord." The words were said with a mocking flippancy.
Danny grinned, liking him on the spot.
Then frowned when the boy collapsed back into the chair, winded, a puddle of green forming along the edges of his tailcoat where it met with the upholstery.
Dani was at the kid's side in an instant, reaching under the hat to feel at the boy's hidden neck. An ectopus was fast behind, wrapping the younger ghost in a cocoon of tentacles that glowed neon lime. Luke seemed to stabilize, sucking back in on himself as the cephalopod's limbs lost their vibrant luster and darkened to a deeper jade.
"Thanks, Aegle," Luke rasped softly, all hint of mirth gone. The animalistic ghost bobbed in reply, worry etched across its face.
Danny detached Gryphon from his head and slipped off his backpack before rummaging around inside. Pulling out what looked to be a syringe with a satellite dish on top, Danny approached the fledgling ghost.
"Ecto-Dejecto?" Dani asked, disbelief in her voice. "It can't be that easy...Can it?"
"You never know; it might be." Danny shrugged. "I honestly might not have even thought of it if you hadn't been the one to come get me. It's been years since we've used it for anything. I even had to make up a whole new batch because all the stuff we had on hand was so old it had crystallized."
Rather than start spraying the stuff on right away, though, the halfa held out his hand to Luke. "May I get some goo, Mr. Myway?" The tone was polite, gentlemanly.
"Why certainly, Sir Phantom," the response matched in tone perfectly as the kid spurted slime from a fingertip directly into Danny's face.
Visage scrunching in exaggerated disgust, the superhero wiped the coagulated ectoplasm off as Luke laughed.
"C'mon Luke, this is serious," another ghost chided, making the magician sigh and hold out a handful of goop.
"I think I have plenty, thanks," Danny assured, holding up a still coated glove.
The Ecto-Dejecto was picked up and spritzed across the dirty smear on the Kevlar-lined hazmat. After a moment, the goo's elasticity and rigidity increased, a putty-like consistency overtaking it while it tripled in size.
Danny took his glove off and left it to the side. While the group waited ten minutes to see if there were any negative changes in the treated ectoplasm, the future Fenton Works employee tested another sample from Luke to get a baseline. After, he checked the altered sample, comparing the two and making sure the Ecto-Dejecto hadn't caused any potentially dangerous flaws at the microscopic level.
Seeing none, but being careful, Danny insisted they wait another hour.
To Luke's delight most of it was spent cracking horribly dumb jokes. Like how Danny would only call the area they were in a lounge, parlor, foyer or entertainment space. When asked why, he very flatly said "Well it's not a living room, I'll tell you that much."
For the entire duration the glove remained moisturized by unchanged, healthy ectoplasm.
So, Danny misted the air around the mischievous child; and within seconds, the ghostling perked up.
A minute passed and he was levitating effortlessly.
…
…
"I can't believe it was that easy."
Dani's voice was somewhere halfway between extreme relief and despair.
"I mean, if it ain't broke don't fix it, right?" A smug grin accompanied the statement. Danny grabbed three more syringes of the miracle medicine and put it on the table. "I still want to test anyone having problems to make sure it's safe across the board, but I think I have enough to inoculate everyone who's here. I know some people are gone right now, but this is all I could make on short notice. I'll have my parents work on getting more for you to keep on hand."
Dani's voice, cracked with emotion, croaked, "Tha-anks, Cuz."
"I told you your kids would be better in no time."
The wink sent her way had Dani wanting to facepalm.
(Retroactively adding this in.)
Thursday, September 6th
12:14 pm
"Hey Mom, I think there's something over there."
A middle-aged woman turned the wheel of an oversized SUV with black gloved hands, following a younger female's pointing finger. The passenger's raised arm swayed, a little charm bracelet tinkling over the fabric of a sweater as the Ghost Assault Vehicle turned and rolled to a stop a foot from the curb.
Throwing the gear shift into park and killing the engine, Madeline Fenton jumped up to open a steel-plated door for her daughter, Jasmine, and the two exited onto the sidewalk. Both Team Phantom members held some form of ghost hunting equipment; but neither seemed particularly tense.
Jazz carried a scanner in one hand and a collapsed battle suit in the other. The mechanized outfit was specially made, the designs based off of the original Fenton Peeler.
A futuristic soup thermos clipped to an obsidian colored belt was all the extra equipment Maddie needed.
Flipping the hood of her "Swiss army" jumpsuit over a pixie-style haircut, the woman's enhanced welder's goggles slid into place.
"That's weird, the Fenton Finder isn't picking anything up, but there was definitely something on the RV's radar." Jazz studied the handheld gadget, brows furrowed in confusion, before glancing at the family's work car.
"Here, Sweetie, let me see." The younger redhead shrugged, handing over the invention.
Maddie flipped through the device's menu, switched an ecto-signature lock off and passed it back. Almost immediately, a holographic projection popped up above the device's screen, several dots flashing in the right hemisphere of the lined display. "It's been malfunctioning lately. But I suppose it has been a while since I gave it a tune-up."
"What'd you do?" The daughter tilted the Finder on its side, as if that would make it spill some secret.
"Oh, I just set it to look for movement within certain temperature ranges, rather than for ectoplasmic energy. It means we won't want to use it unless we've spotted a ghost and are actively tracking it, though. It's next to worthless in this mode, since it picks up both ghosts and living things," Maddie explained.
Jazz let the scanner drop to her side, no longer worried about watching the hologram.
"Well, whatever the GAV picked up was in this direction, so we may as well check it out," she mused, and started a leisurely stroll.
"I still think the theft might have been one of the regulars having a bit of fun. Eleven dollars and twenty five cents in clothes is hardly the heist of the century. It's almost like the ghost was trying to get the cheapest stuff. I've seen Bargain Basement's prices, and believe me, 'bargain' is not a term I'd use." The older Fenton laughed at her own joke, while the younger just rolled aqua eyes. With all the other things they'd been helping her son with, petty theft was low on Maddie's importance meter.
"If they were human I'd profile them as a runaway," Jazz threw in, psychiatrist training peeking through.
"Or we could just have a tropical plant core on our hands," Maddie countered.
Jazz was silent for a moment, mulling her mom's idea over. "We are in the middle of a cold front. And today's only supposed to get up to 50 degrees."
Maddie reflexively relaxed into the heating elements of her teal suit at the words, and the pair lapsed into companionable silence.
The duo turned the corner at the end of the block, approaching the general area that the Fenton RV had indicated. Just as Jazz was about to consult the Finder, a small feline burst from a second hand store to their right, a bag of treats in its mouth. The owner came close behind, cussing up a storm.
Settling a rapid heart rate, Jazz exhaled a shaky breath.
"What's up, cat got your tongue?" Maddie teased, one eyebrow raised.
"Nope." A giggle escaped Jazz's throat before she could stop it. "I was thinking I got the wrong cat burglar."
Maddie snorted, then replied dryly, "Your brother's rubbing off on us." The woman shook her head, a smile threatening to invade her deadpan expression.
Jazz watched the shop owner chase the orange tabby down the sidewalk until movement in the foreground of her vision became too distracting. Behind a spindly ginkgo biloba trunk, a small puff of condensation frosted the air at even intervals.
Lifting the scanner, the twenty-two year old was unruffled to find a blinking red dot. No foreigner to ghostly interaction, the chipper redhead's finger hovered above the activation button to her mechanical suit. Moving only her eyes, Jazz glanced back and forth between the older Fenton and the tree, catching Maddie's attention.
They must have been quiet too long, because the water vapor disappeared.
Red tinted glass gained a slight glow as Maddie turned a dial on the side of her goggles. The world switched to infrared and a rosy figure came into focus behind the tree. It only took a second for the ninth degree black belt to assess the person. Hips and chest—female. Short and somewhat petite—probably a child or teenager. Shivering and light red in the thermal vision—not a ghost and suffering from the first stages of hypothermia. Standing outside of yet another second hand shop—likely the thief from Bargain Basement.
A pang entered Maddie and maternal instincts flared. Keeping a relaxed posture, the adult pulled off her hood while holding her eyewear in place. Looking slightly less intimidating, she called out a greeting.
"Hello?"
The infrared girl tensed, sliding into a posture made for sprinting at a moment's notice.
Maddie stood stock still, mouth barely moving and tone switching to one reserved for wild animals, "We won't hurt you. We're friendly."
Still the kid didn't speak, but she also didn't run, clearly regarding the two.
Beside Maddie, Jazz caught on and slowly lowered to the ground, sitting crosslegged non-threateningly. The child's pose relaxed a hair.
Taking a stab in the dark, Maddie asked, "Do you need help?" Then threw in, "We work with Danny Phantom," on a gut feeling.
Finally, "...Fantomu?"
"We are his—" the adult searched for an appropriate word, finally settling on "—sidekicks."
"Saidokikkusu," the invisible teen's heavily accented voice was reluctant, bordering on disbelief.
Maddie frowned, then asked, "Fudan nihongo de hanashiteimasuka?" [Do you usually speak Japanese?]
There was a heavy pause, then, "Hai." [Yes.]
Oh. Oh. Maddie changed her frame of mind, reordering her thoughts and thanking her lucky stars she'd kept up on the language. Studying abroad through Honda's robotic internship program, while difficult fresh out of college, had definitely been worth it in the grand scheme of things.
"My name is Fenton Maddie. This is my daughter, Jasmine." The elder Fenton gestured slowly to the younger. "We won't hurt you." Seeing the girl shudder again, very strongly, the ex-ghost hunter stopped, ashamed. "Please wait a second, I'll be right back."
"Jazz, Honey, can you wait with her for a bit? She's not a ghost and she's scared," Maddie informed her daughter before heading into the store. Inside, the analytic female examined all the displays, beelining for one labeled "women's outerwear". Finding nothing that stood up to a quick inspection, she power walked to the men's section. Within two minutes the cashier was checking out a heavyweight sweatshirt, ski jacket, sweatpants and sheepskin slippers.
Exiting the store with trepidation, Maddie was relieved to find neither party had moved from their spots. The skittish female's body language seemed softer too, no longer in a fight or flight stance.
"—understand me, but it's nice to meet you. I think my mom already introduced me, but you can call me Jazz." Jasmine pointed to herself at the last word, and repeated, "Jazz."
Maddie smiled from just inside the shop, proud of her daughter's perceptiveness.
The sound of the glass door opening made the hidden teen go rigid. Maddie froze, then moved forward again when the kid took a breath, shoulders lowering. The warm clothes heaped in the older female's arms probably had something to do with it.
"I bought some clothes. I don't want you to die of cold while talking." Maddie put the bundle of stuff on the ground a few feet from the girl, then backed off, wishing she could actually read the child's expressions. Her infrared was good, but it wasn't that accurate. "What's your name?"
Jasmine stayed quietly to the side, hands tucked beneath her butt non-threateningly.
"Th-thanks," the higher pitched words were reluctant, but sincere, as the enigmatic Asian pulled the clothes in close, head tilted at an angle that made it obvious Jazz and Maddie were still being watched. Then, failing to answer Maddie's question, she asked, "How can you see me?"
"My glasses have heat looking. I'm an inventor that makes many things," Although several of the words were strangely phrased, the heart of the conversation was there. Then, when the nameless female still didn't make any moves to dress, Maddie added, "The clothes are safe. They will not harm."
Without speaking, the teen slid on the jacket and slippers, ignoring the sweatshirt and pants for now. Maddie recognized the unwillingness for what it was: an avoidance of any garment that limited sight or mobility when changed into.
"So you are part of a small support company, not a sidekick, then?"
Maddie felt as if the question meant more than she was getting from it, since "support company" was apparently a katakana phrase now.
"There is a long seat across the street if you want to sit while talking. I'm also very hungry and would like lunch from the Thai place by there. I am happy to answer questions, but my understanding is weird. This could be a long time talking."
It was a strained moment before the invisible kid lifted an arm, as if to say "lead the way".
When Maddie spoke next, it was courteously slow and even, "Jazz, we're gonna head over to that bench to chat, can you grab us Yum Yum? Something hot and filling; maybe a mild curry for our friend. You know I can always eat Pad Sew Ew."
Jasmine stood, dusting off the back of her jeans. "Sure." The fledgling psychiatrist stayed bright and cheerful as she nodded to the floating ski jacket. "I'll even make sure they include three pairs of chopsticks."
Maddie walked with Jazz across the street, resisting the urge to look back at their guest. It was imperative that the child understand the situation was in her control, that they would make no demands of her. It was clear that the struggling teen had not meant any harm, and Maddie wasn't about to turn away someone in need.
Jazz split off, heading into a nearby building while Maddie branched left, sitting as close to the far end of a solitary bench as could be managed. A dazzling smile illuminated her face when the mysterious girl seated herself on the opposite side.
In good faith, Maddie tried to answer the guarded kid's question from earlier. "I know not what 'support company' "—the katakana phrase sounded strange to Maddie's ears—"means, but my husband and I own an LLC, uhm, a company,"—this time she used the more familiar term kaisha—" named Fenton Works. We make ecto-technology. Machines that use ectoplasm to work." Not having words for everything, the adult had been forced to drop back into English whenever a blank was drawn.
For some reason, those words caught the child's attention quicker than anything else, tone going sharp and speech coming fast as the foreigner demanded, "What do you know about Ectoplasm?"
Maddie's face dropped at the change in attitude, but the woman still clarified. "My jobs are ecto-biologist and inventor. I study ectoplasm and ghosts for making machines. Ectoplasm is energy ghosts use to…live? No, exist. I do not understand why this question has strong emotion." Another pause happened, and the scientist wondered if she'd killed the conversation by bringing up her line of work.
But then.
"Gosuto-su?" The phonemes were clearly foreign to the speaker's mouth, causing the extra syllable to ruin the word's enunciation.
Peculiar. It was evident the teen knew the word "ectoplasm" without ever having heard the term "ghost". A big part of the picture to this story was definitely missing.
Stuffing down growing curiosity, Maddie went on, "They are not Japanese spirits,"—the word yokai just didn't fit—" but like them. Ghosts live in the Infinite Realms, or as my kids like to call it, the Ghost Zone. That place is a mirror of this world." Maddie halted, stuck on trying to think of a better way to describe the spectral beings. Eyes widening, she realized there was a simple one, "Phantom is a ghost. You have probably seen others around town, also."
"So these—," the girl slowed, as if rolling something around in her mind, "—ghosts, are what you call people with abilities. Is that why everyone's afraid of them; because they're from a different place?"
Ah-ha. Some things were starting to make sense. Being a foreigner and having powers that closely mimicked that of a ghost's probably made her worried about what Amity's reaction to her would be.
"I explained badly. The Infinite Realms is the...afterlife." Maddie made a small groan of frustration in her throat, then, "The place of death living. Ghosts are the souls of the dead from all worlds."
A small gasp sounded from the far side of the bench, quiet but noticeable.
Pinching the top of a petite nose behind her black goggles' bridge piece, Maddie tried to ease a building headache. All the strange words made speaking in another language that much more taxing.
"That idea is scary for many people. But more scary was when the ghosts came at the beginning. They made big damage and had big fights often. Phantom stopped the fights, telling the bad ghosts to go away, and only letting the good ghosts come. In the last couple years, Amity Park—this town—made peace with the good ghosts, so they can come to have fun or live here. But people who used to have problems with the bad ghosts find living together difficult."
"If ghosts are so scary, why aren't you afraid...?" Of me was the obvious, unspoken end to the query. The girl shifted in place, waiting.
"Good, an easy question." The Fenton's smile was relieved. "I said before that my family works with Phantom. We are like sidekicks, but more helpful." The bilingual paused to trace the bottom of her chin lightly, then pointed skyward with a sound of epiphany. "Teammate is a more good word. We make a lot of machines Phantom uses during fights, but we also help with normal things, like his health and taking care of the town. A lot of our time is spent….balancing?"—Maddie mimed a scale reaching equilibrium—"between ghosts and humans."
"Hagakure Toru."
"What?" The information that seemed to come from nowhere had Maddie blinking twice, worried she'd severely botched the last explanation.
"My name is Hagakure Toru," the teen proclaimed, unfurling the sweatpants from her lap and putting them on, butt lifting off the bench to finish the motion.
Thursday, September 6th
1:32 pm
Hagakure was unsure why she was willing to follow these two redheads home. By all accounts they were just some random women with oddly specific equipment for finding invisible people. That was sketchy as all heck. Not to mention that they started the conversation with just about the only word that could have made her hear them out.
How on Earth had they known she was gearing up to find Phantom? Unless they were already stalkers. Everything in the kidnapped girl's mind screamed that they were villains; that them offering help and saying they worked with Phantom was all some elaborate ruse.
Her heart said otherwise.
There was just something so….sincere about them. Every step of the way the older woman—Maddie-san—had done everything right to make Toru feel more comfortable. The invisible teen had nearly fled three times during the conversation; but the mother's abject sensitivity to the UA student's needs became an emotional glue bonding her new slippers to the floor. Even when Jazz-san had come bearing coconut flavored curry, both Fentons had tasted it first, directly where Toru could see, before handing it off.
The close-lipped teen had still almost run when the pair offered to let her stay at their house. Normal people didn't do that. The strangers only knew Toru's name, and that she was hungry and lost. It was so suspicious.
She, herself, had learned plenty, if any of the information was to be believed. Quirk users apparently weren't a thing here. Nor were there really superheroes. Phantom was quite the oddity, to the point that the rest of the world believed "ghosts" to be one big hoax.
Even knowing that, it had still been very tempting to refuse Jazz and Maddie-san's olive branch. If she hadn't spent the last few days exploring the city, she would have. But too much of what they said, while crazy, somehow sounded plausible when compared to Hagakure's own observations.
The new information had definitely put her only solid, long-term game plan of going to the police in a questionable light. Requesting help from another dimension's American government that didn't know anything about quirks had just sounded like a can of worms.
She could have continued living by herself outside, but combating the cold was becoming a very serious concern.
The dwindling options were what had finally gotten the yes out of Toru. If the Fentons really were working with Phantom and the "Ghost Zone" really did connect worlds, staying with them was probably her best bet for getting home.
Still in her new, oversized apparel, Toru looked out the window of a vehicle that could only be described as a tank, eyes heavy. The air inside the cabin was outright balmy, as Maddie-san's first order of business upon entering the thing had been to blast the heat.
The cloud grey upholstery, with its excessively soft padding and wonderful back support were lulling the sleep-deprived girl into micro-naps. Every few minutes, Toru would jerk awake from a nightmare, expecting to find some horrific scene. And every time nothing changed, the gentle whir of the air conditioning system's fans the only things moving inside the space.
The final time when it happened, she realized that the SUV had stopped. Maddie and Jazz were still in their seats, unbuckled now, but patiently waiting for Toru to rouse.
"Are you ready to go?" Maddie-san's accent wasn't terrible, but it definitely wasn't great, and it was obvious the woman didn't speak Japanese on the regular. Still, the fact that the older female was trying so hard was part of what was breaking down Hagakure's defenses.
"Yes." The trio piled out, and Toru got a full look at the home they'd parked in front of.
For the first time since dropping through the portal, she completely forgot about her worries. For it was not a ground-floor-office/top-floor-apartment building that stood in front of her like she'd expected.
Eccentrically bizarre was the best way to describe this suburban residence.
The federal style house towered over the street, and not just because its red brick walls had to be at least forty feet tall. An absolutely gargantuan structure clung to the flat-topped establishment like an ungainly rendition of an alien's saucer. Giant steel protrusions stuck out of it every which way. From radio towers to flags, exhaust pipes to satellite dishes, the monstrosity had everything. Even a lone weather-vane chicken poked from behind one of the support beams that attached the construct to the roof. Then there was the enormous orange and green behemoth of a sign that proclaimed the business' name.
Toru's mouth dropped open. How did the family ever get the city to approve this thing's permits? It had to be some kind of safety hazard.
Well, at least there was no chance this was some shady location that got overlooked by the local populace. This place was the opposite of anonymous.
"Yeaaah. It's a lot. But it's home." The slow words came from Jazz, the simple sentences actually holding meaning for Toru.
"MADDIE! JAZZY-PANTS, YOU'RE HOME!"
Toru backpedaled on instinct as a massive male burst through the front door of Fenton Works, the green wood creaking on its hinges. The startled kid didn't even have a chance to run before it became obvious the day-glo orange man had zero interest in her. With the excitement of a golden retriever, the brick of an American practically flew at Maddie, carrying a cardboard box filled with a cobbled-together mass of wire and electronic parts.
"I got the Fenton Box-of-Boos to work!" The fast-talking, boisterous adult shoved the bundle of glowing parts into what Hagakure could only assume was his wife's hands.
"That-. That's great, Jack," Maddie congratulated anxiously, throwing a covert glance Hagakure's way. Probably making sure she hadn't run. Then, looking down at the jury-rigged package of whatever-it-was, commented, "I'll help you streamline the design later."
Even though the second sentence had been mostly incomprehensible to Toru, the edge of mirth in Maddie-san's words showed the woman was amused despite herself.
"Great! You're the best, Mads." The man who must be Jack pulled Maddie into a side hug and kissed the much shorter woman's cheek, grinning all the while.
"Daaaad! Calm down! We're trying not to spook our new guest!" Jazz rebuked, exasperation palpable.
"THERE'S A NEW SPOOK!?" Jack spun around fast enough to get whiplash, sighting down and rushing Toru in an instant. She'd barely drawn a breath before her arm was being wrenched by a violently enthusiastic handshake. "Jack Fenton! Owner of the infamous Fenton Works. Nice to meet you!"
Hagakure jerked away. Heart thumping wildly and nerves on high alert, the invisible teen dashed back to the street. When no one chased after, she stopped, turning around to reassess.
Jack Fenton was obviously excitable, and Toru did not like being grabbed, but the kicked puppy look spoke volumes.
Jazz stood to the side, the skin of her face stretching under the downward pull of her palm.
"DAAAD! STOP! She's not even a ghost. This is Toru Hagakure. She's human and needs a place to stay."
"Jack, Sweetie, come here and give her some space. She's afraid of people and only speaks Japanese."
"Oh." Jack sheepishly grabbed the back of his neck as he ambled toward Maddie. Hagakure's taut posture lowered minutely, then sagged when the childish adult retreated fully.
"I'm sorry about my husband, Hagakure-san. He can be…a lot, sometimes," Maddie explained, grabbing Jack's arm and holding onto it when the male got close enough. "He means well."
"It's okay." Toru's thoughts didn't match her words; but she wasn't about to be rude to the guy for being too nice.
Maddie relaxed on Jack's arm, prompting the man to perk back up like a sun-wilted tomato plant getting water.
"We should go inside. I can open the hiding bed and get you some warm tea."
Toru sighed. Maddie’s acting skills were top notch if the worry in her body language was faked.
Jazz followed Maddie's cue when the older Fenton took point, leading a confused Jack back up the stairs, invention tucked under an arm.
As soon as the door opened, the younger redhead called into the house, "Danny! We're coming in with a skittish person that needs Phantom's help." No one could see Hagakure's furrowed brow as she wondered just why Phantom's name had been emphasized.
Swallowing trepidation once again, Toru trailed after them and into a surprisingly normal front room. Well, at least what she assumed was normal for American-style houses. There was an awful lot of purple; and the grey section on the right had this weirdly circular recession in the floor. But otherwise, the kitchen visible on the far side of the room was fairly basic, and the plain staircase on the left seemed to only lead to bedrooms and a bathroom.
Hagakure nearly tripped on the welcome mat when she spotted a raven-like young man staring at her with piercing blue eyes. She could have sworn the male hadn't been perched on the foyer's curved couch a moment ago. It was unnerving.
The TV was off, and the room was bare, so why was he even in there? The UA student then noticed the boy pull a small cloth pinched between two circles of wood from behind him and almost chuckled at the absurdity. She'd been afraid of a guy doing needlepoint in his spare time.
Then, the giant pumpkin-like man in front of her bellowed, "DAN-O! This here is Teru Hagga-curry! Come say hello!"
It was all Toru could take.
A fit of hysterical giggles overtook her, which quickly escalated to roaring laughter while all the Fentons exchanged sidelong glances.
"Are you okay?" Maddie asked, head tilting to the side like a bird while the young man from the couch came closer, footsteps silent.
"I think I will be. Things have just been rough these last few days. I guess I needed some stress relief," Toru answered offhandedly.
"If you believe so. Just talk to me if you are needing," the mom entreatied.
"Thanks. I do mean it."
"Arigatou. That means thank you, right?" It was the first time the younger male spoke, his voice surprisingly smooth and middle-toned. Hagakure had expected it to have more bass, with the guy being close to Shoji and Sato-kun in height.
The American held out a hand, arm relaxed and waiting with a pleasantly warm smile on his face. "My name's Danny. As you probably already guessed, I'm part of the family."
All the English was making Toru's head spin so only some of the words made any sense, but she did appreciate that the handshake was not forced this time.
"Danny, Toru Ha-gah-cur-aye-san is Japanese and doesn't speak any English at all. But if you want to be polite, you can bow in greeting." Danny angled toward his mom as she spoke, eyes training on her mouth when the correct way to say Hagakure was emphasized.
"Oh. Whoops!" Danny turned back to the invisible teen, dipping at the waist with a loose fist in front of his stomach and one behind his back in a distinctly western bow. Then, speaking slowly, tried again, "Konnichiwa. My name is Danny Fenton. Nice to meet you, Toru." A sharp inhale came from Maddie, making Danny's head swivel.
"What'd I do?" The words were fast, panicked.
Toru thanked Kami-sama that no one could see her blush. She was already embarrassed enough.
"In Japan, it's traditional to call someone by their last name and use honorifics to denote familiarity, like san, sama, kun, and chan. Using someone's first name at all shows closeness. Using someone's first name without a suffix attached, well…" Maddie trailed off awkwardly.
The boy groaned, apologizing profusely.
This is Relativity by M.C. Escher:
Notes:
Chapter Notes:
-Hikari means light in Japanese and is a very common first name according to google. The part was just to establish that the school is stepping up with their students, trying to take better measures to care for them. Lurias_1533 suggested this scene.
-Tucker technically doesn't have to go to college. He's just doing like one class a quarter to spend more time with Danny. He has his own IT business and is doing well.
-I loved how I got the French accent to come across. You bet your butt I spent a lot of time looking videos and such up about the language difference, watching people's mouths move and whatnot.
-This story takes place in like rouuuughly 2014 on Danny's side. But I'm not like trying to make the time hard set on his side because it doesn't really matter and I don't want to be constantly looking up "when did such and such become popular"
-I have actually looked up every plant I have included to make sure they are reasonable plants to grow in Illinois and that the settings I've put them in are accurate.
-I actually really liked the scene where Toru watched the video. It was another unplanned scene, but it just felt like there was too much of a leap in logic for Toru's actions without it.
-The island with plants and flowers in the Lost Holm scene is The Gardener's lair.
-I decided that Dani, while keeping her name, would have gone all ice-core on her costume design once her ice powers developed, making her Phantom form significantly more unique. I have a pic I did with the alterations on it for reference but I can't post it because of copyright infringement. I just altered the colors on another artist's work rather than start over.
-the balloon on a string thing has me imagining Drifloon every time. XD
-I switched the spelling of Lost Home to Lost Holm in the previous chapter to reflect this one. I was originally going to have it be Victorian architecture, but then I just LOVED the idea of it being basically Vikingsholm from Lake Tahoe, California. That place is freaking cool if you've never been. I recommend looking up pictures to really set the scene in your mind. Yes this was my favorite scene of the story so far.
-I had not planned on Luke Myway's name, but ooooh nelly I love it.
-The "It can't be that easy, can it?" Quote is from Into the Spiderverse. Awesome movie, if you haven't seen.
-Fall seven times, stand up eight is a Japanese idiom about resilience.
-In this fic, Maddie and Jack have known about Danny's powers for several years
-ginkgo trees, also known as maidenhairs, are super pretty and turn bright yellow in the fall. Their leaves look like little fans.
-yokai are the traditional Japanese spirits/monsters in their mythology. To be honest they are actually really similar to ghosts in a lot of ways, but don't traditionally have anything scientific backing up their existence like the Phantom lore does for ghosts. I am kind of in the mindset that a yokai is a kind of ghost, but a ghost is not necessarily a yokai. Like subspecies that got isolated to Asian areas.
-Tomato plants are notoriously dramatic. They wilt and fluff up at the drop of a hat.
-The Box-of-Boo's is a creation that Lurias_1533 came up with. It is a device for communicating with shades and other smaller ghosts, similar to the Ghost Gabber. It's different in that it is a translation device that doesn't just say words and then say fear me. It actually makes the sounds lesser ghosts make to communicate with them, since in this world there are sounds that cannot be replicated by a human throat correctly. It'd sound the same on the human's side, but not on the ghost's. This is a random tangent fleshed out, btw. XD You can bet your bottom that the Box Ghost would love to steal it.
-Danny really only knows things like thank you and hello and stuff in Japanese. Not really his thing.
-The premise behind the scene with Danny is that he wasn't actually in the living room. He heard Jazz yell and dropped in invisibly and intangibly while she was distracted. Then noticed her panic and picked up Jack's needlepoint he often leaves on the couch to seem like he had a reason to be there. XD
Chapter 5: I am a translator, fear me.
Notes:
Heeeey! I'm back! Yes, I took a break. But not really! There is now officially audio versions of all of the chapters! Yay me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuVNir0VLIE
Thanks for the patience, everyone. It might not be a very long chapter, but that's because this is groundwork chapter. I still actually enjoyed writing it, though, as I got to explore some fun details and do some world building, which is something I love reading in other author's work. :D
Thank you so much for the 76 follows, and 115 kudos! You guys are awesome. Special thanks to Lilmia_Casand, Evvarr, RedRock12, and QuaZorKi. Reviews are my life's blood! I appreciate you guys dropping a comment on the last chapter. :3 Of course, everyone who's commented so far is awesome too.
And as always, thanks Lurias_1533 for doing the pre-read!
I've been a bit depressed lately, so all the support for the story has been really nice. It brightens my day a lot to get a comment. <3
******This chapter still falls under the T for teen rating, but does allude to unethical experimentation.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
"Dialogue in Japanese that is getting translated in real-time." If all words are in bold, the English character can understand everything that is being spoken in Japanese.
Friday, September 7th
11:12 am
"And now, not only do I have to help a lost girl that came from who knows where, we have that stupid presentation due Monday. Who the heck assigns a major group project on the second day of class!?" Danny sighed, running a hand through his hair before grabbing a fistful at the end in a brief hold. "Mrs. Atterbury is a sadist, I swear!"
The armchair the Fenton sat in was rust red, the fabric a hideous paisley that screamed outdated. On the other side of a black coffee table, Tucker slouched into an identical seat, glaring at a laptop screen as he listened. Both chairs hugged a wall, trying not to intrude into the Health and Science building's hallway.
"You really suck sometimes, you know that Danny?" Tucker grumped at his best friend. The boy's arms crossed as he slid further into the cushion, shoulders pulling up in a sulk.
"I suck? How does that even make sense? I told you to take the computer class with me." The pale boy leaned back, affronted.
"Dude—"
"Mrs. Atterbury sucks! She's the one on the power trip!" Danny cut Tucker off, already invested in the tirade. A searing glare, however, clicked the bellyacher's mouth shut.
"A cute, superpowered high school girl worthy of being an anime protagonist just fell through the universe and landed herself in your lap. Yet somehow you find a way to complain about it?! I wish I had your problems!" Panic crossed both boys' faces momentarily as they glanced around desperately. When no green smoke swirled up from the shadows, Danny leveled his friend with a deadpan stare.
"Tucker, I don't even know what she looks like. But more importantly, ew. She's sixteen."
"That's no different than a senior dating a freshman," Tuck defended, the words reflexive. The techno-geek refused to meet the halfa's gaze, training back in on the glowing screen of his laptop. Finger double-tapping on the trackpad, he amended, "Okay, I spoke before I thought too hard about it. I just—the mini-skirts, Man!"
Danny rolled electric-blue eyes. "Hagakure-san is currently decked out in Jazz's old clothes."
"I meaaaan—" Tucker's mouth quirked at the corner, trying to suppress a grin.
"Don't."
The familiar shutdown sent the heckler into a fit of chuckles. Smirking, the shorter male set his device on the coffee table and sat up, giving Danny undivided attention.
"So when am I gonna meet Hagakure-san? There's no way you're leaving me out of this one! Even if she wasn't a supe, she'd still be from Japan." Tucker's tone lifted up at the end, nearly croaking in excitement.
"Besides dinner last night, I haven't really had a chance to hang out with her, myself. I've just been so busy with this stupid project. She's still a bit skittish from what I saw, though, so I might have to rain check you for now," Danny admitted. Then, seeing a crestfallen look, threw a bone, "Sorry, Tuck. If it helps, I plan to spend all day tomorrow with her to see what I can find out. I'll keep you updated; even before Sam."
"You wouldn't dare." Tucker's tone was skeptical. Then, seeing the ghost boy's smirk, a grin split his own face. Switching thoughts, he asked, "Why hasn't she said anything yet, though? Normally when people come to Phantom for help it's with some great sob story."
"I actually have a theory on that. I think it has to do with her invisibility. She's clearly human; I don't get even a hint of ghost sense around her. But she gets tense when ghosts are mentioned, and keeps insisting she wants help from Phantom." Danny airquoted, then shifted in the chair. "I don't think she trusts normal humans all that much. She said she was lost, but I think she escaped from somewhere."
"Oh, crap. Like some kind of human trafficking? Do you think the Guys in White are involved somehow?" Tucker turned serious, immediately grabbing for his laptop again before popping it open and placing a thumb on the touchpad. As soon as the login screen flashed away, the hacker was launching an .exe file with an F as its icon. A homebrew program took up the screen, a search bar floating dead center. Dragging and dropping a file labeled "GIW" into the white rectangle, he relaxed and turned to Danny. "I wis—" A glare had the Foley quickly rephrasing, "I mean, it would be better if I had my desktop. Cassandra's fast, but she's limited by her hardware." The tech addict subconsciously stroked the chassis, comforting the computer after the verbal slight.
Danny shook his head fondly at Tucker's movements, causing the geek to peek down and jerk his hand away, a barest hint of red darkening already dark cheeks.
"I don't think we have to worry about the GIW. I think we were thorough enough last time." The boys shared a malicious grin. "But I'm going to ask around, just in case. Could be someone like Apex."
"I thought you left them with Walker?"
"There've been breakouts before." Danny shrugged. "I hope it's not them, though, Apex is creepy as all get out."
"Well I'll let you know if Cassandra comes up with anything. But until then, why don't you just talk to Hagakure-san as Phantom?" Tucker asked. "That seems like the simplest way to get information to me?"
"Ugh. I would, if she was staying with someone else! But I don't think I can pull off keeping my identity safe while she's living with us if she gets a close look at Phantom. Anyone with half a brain would figure me out after just a couple days."
"True, you don't always think ahead. Remember when you used to just change out in the open? Or just randomly talk about your alter ego in public places? The good old days." Tucker's eyes danced.
"Oh shut up; I'm listening for people and that obnoxious whine cameras make. Plus I'm putting out a scrambler," Danny huffed.
"And you just 'appearing' in the living room when Hagakure-san first arrived was a calculated move to keep your secret, huh?"
"Ugh, seeee? I can't let her interact closely with Phantom."
"Alright, Danny. I see your point. Just don't come crying to me when it comes back to bite you in the butt."
"Thanks for the encouragement. I knew I could count on you," the Fenton sassed and glanced at his phone. "Oh shoot!" Grabbing a discarded red backpack off the floor, he stood. "Tuck, it's 11:59. Mrs. Atterbury's gonna have an aneurysm." The college student froze at the thought, eyes tracking down to the paisley chair longingly, then the halfa sighed and they snapped back up. "Let's go…"
Friday, September 7th
12:10 pm
Hagakure woke with a start, heart pounding. A cozy silence drifted around the room, at odds with the adrenaline pumping through the girl. A slight thump and clatter sounded from below, and the teen jumped out of bed. The final clinging cobwebs of a nightmare cleared from the back of her mind, and the hero-in-training's posture sagged in relief.
Side-eyeing a small clock on the nightstand, Toru was flooded with surprise. She'd slept nearly fourteen hours! Exhaling heavily, the sixteen-year-old glanced around again, taking in a room that had barely registered last night.
Everything was very….pink. One of the only exceptions being a worn, one-eye teddy bear that sat reclining on the desk beneath the window, its white lab coat flopped open around it.
Hagakure yawned and stretched, white flamingo pajamas lifting up with the motion. The invisible female then hobbled to the room's exit, feet still tender, and peeked out into a deserted hallway. Darting several doors down to a bathroom, the teen slipped inside, turned the shower hot, and scrubbed several days worth of dirt off, leaving skin that should have turned lobster-boil red as clear as ever. Drying and dressing, Toru used a toothbrush Maddie had supplied yesterday before a knock at the door had her jolting just a bit.
"Yewsh?" A foamy paste was spit into the sink, followed by a much clearer, "Yes?"
"Good afternoon, Hagakure-san! I hope you slept well. Jack and I are making pancakes, would you like any?" Ah, so that was the clatter that woke her. Kitchen pans.
"Yes, please. I'm starving!" The answer came quickly, Toru finding death by poisoning less and less plausible the more she was exposed to this family.
They seemed like good people. Weird, but happy enough.
Yesterday, when Jack and Maddie-san had mentioned having hot dogs for dinner, Jazz-san had chased them out of the kitchen, instead finding and making a hamburger noodle dish that came from a box.
Even though Hagakure hadn't understood many of the words thrown around the table, there seemed to be quite a bit of laughing involved in the affair. The Fentons clearly teased each other a lot, Jack-san taking the brunt of the jokes. The family banter had been heartwarming.
Toru was still inclined to be careful with her words, but the constant feeling of fear that had stalked her like a mountain lion was gone, allowing the lostling to behave more like her normal self. It was a weight off the bubbly girl's shoulders when she was able to open the bathroom door with a gratuitous smile.
"Awwwww." Maddie grabbed the sleeve of Hagakure's pajamas. To Toru's credit, she didn't flinch as the mother rubbed the flannel between a thumb and forefinger. The adult then turned to face the landing that overlooked the downstairs and yelled, "Jaaaack! Jazz kept her flamingo pajamas!"
Toru tugged back on her arm lightly and Maddie let go, embarrassed. Coughing slightly into a hand, the Fenton went on, "Sorry, I just had so many rememberings. Jazz wore that for her sixteen year old party. Her friends wore same clothes for sleeping."
"It's fine; they are very cute pajamas."
Maddie brightened and beamed at the invisible kid's change to a positive attitude, "They are! Now let us grab pancakes before they are cold. Jack and I have a good surprise for you!"
A slight tenseness went up Toru's back. She'd had more than enough surprises lately. Still, the highschooler followed Maddie's retreating form down the stairs, through the living room and into the kitchen where a spread of sausages, bacon, pancakes and syrup awaited.
"TA-DA!"Jack held up a strange gadget roughly the size of a smartphone. Except it looked nothing like one. The metallic, circular-on-bottom/square-on-top device sported two screens. The one on the upper half had a grid-like pattern across it while the one below was covered in touchscreen-style buttons. The oddest part, though, had to be two tall, green light bulbs that stuck from the top and gave the thing an almost cartoony, mad scientist feel.
Hagakure blinked, vaguely uneasy, but with a growing curiosity. They hadn't actually figured out how to send her home already, had they?
"What does it do?" she asked, turning to Maddie while trying to squelch rising hopes.
The woman just smiled mysteriously and nodded at Jack, who practically smashed the power button in excitement.
Hagakure waited.
Nothing.
It did nothing.
"Is-is this a joke?"
"Is this a joke? Fear me." Neon lights glowed and the instrument's top screen gained a moving, jagged line.
The foreigner stared in bewilderment at the talking English device, now more confused than ever at the feminine voice that had emanated from it.
"So what do'ya think, Hagga-curry?!" Jack blurted.
"So what do you think, hog a curry? Fear me." This time the machine's speech was in choppy, robotic Japanese.
"It still has some kinks to work out, since we modified some old tech, but it's pretty good for one day's notice, huh?" Maddie challenged with a wink as the device translated her words, switching "kinks" for "knots", "modified" for "changed" and "pretty" for "beautiful". For all that, it was still understandable, dropping Toru's jaw in stunned silence.
Taking advantage of the lull, Jack proclaimed, "You know. Sometimes my genius, it's—it's almost frightening."
The machine agreed, parroting the egocentric mindset as the hulking man wiped a small tear from an eye, once again ending the sentence with, "Fear me."
Saturday, September 8th
7:59 am
A large, circular room filled with panels and electronics hummed quietly. The morning chill could not penetrate the Fenton Ops Center despite all the windows in the futuristic space. The servers and gadgets around the circumference vented too much warmth, even in hibernation.
Which was a marvelous thing for anyone staying in the emergency sleep hub—AKA one of the light proof, bedding-filled pods that could pop up through the floor at the touch of a button.
Currently, one such capsule was occupied.
Just outside, on a small brown dresser that didn't match its surroundings, sat a simple, digital clock. The numbers on the cobalt device read 7:59.
In less than a minute, the machine bellowed to life, blaring an obnoxious beep to the world. It got out all of three calls before a masculine, sleep-filled groan resonated from the pod nearby and a void opened up beneath the clock.
Silence.
Danny Fenton rolled over in his temporary bed, Technus now a key player in his dream.
Saturday, September 8th
8:16 am
Hagakure walked quietly this morning. The invisible girl made her way down the stairs in a taupe sweater and Carolina blue jeans, crouching all the while to hide beneath the banister. She hoped that the neutral, plain colors would camouflage somewhat with the house's decor, as she planned to do some sleuthing.
Today was a recon day.
After the introduction of the translator, yesterday had been devoted to a tour of Fenton Works in which Jazz, Maddie and Jack-san had explained more about "ghosts" and what the family did for a living. But something was off when certain topics came up about Phantom. Where the hero lived, and how they contacted him made the three uneasy and evasive. It happened enough times that the tiny strangeness had snowballed into a bottom-section-of-a-snowman level of suspicious behavior.
But the weirdest thing was, Toru didn't sense any malice.
It made her wonder.
Secret identities may have fallen out of favor in Japan some time ago, but it'd make sense to have one here. Or maybe there was such a thing as part-"ghosts" in this universe.
Toru doubted that "ghosts" were spirits of the dead, but they could be another species. It was easy to imagine relationships between "ghosts" and humans being taboo, so what kept people from hiding hybrids away from the public eye like some crazy aunt in the attic?
The guy at the train store could definitely have been one. She never did shake the feeling of him being some kind of small mammal cross.
Another person immediately jumped to the forefront of Hagakure's mind when thinking of the possibility.
Jack Fenton.
The man's size just couldn't be natural. He was built like an absolute tank. There had to be something to that.
Crawling along the wall of the living room, Toru tucked herself just behind the cased opening to the kitchen. Inside, Maddie stood making breakfast, while beyond, Jack sat tinkering on a box of random wires that the UA student recognized, parts spread around him.
Toru's eyes dipped down to focus on the father's plate before nearly bugging out of her head.
Ham.
Not, like, slices of ham.
But a whole freaking ham sat partially eaten in front of the massive male.
Seeing Jack reach a limb that rivaled Death Arms in thickness over to grab several cookies off a plate, Toru's thoughts re-arranged themselves. Fat Gum. He was more like Fat Gum than Death Arms.
"Mads! Can you solder this wire on for me? My hands don't fit in the corner." Jack didn't look up from the project, instead leaning closer, welder's goggles fogging slightly as moist breath bounced back from the confines of the box.
"I'm a little busy right now. Just wait a bit until I finish these eggs." Maddie's violet eyes crinkled close as she stifled a yawn with the back of a hand, stirring the contents of the pan with the other.
A disgruntled expression soon gave way to a smirk as Jack moved sausage-sized fingers even further up on the pen-shaped soldering iron. Tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth, the impatient inventor lowered it back into the corner. Predictably enough, the tool immediately slipped and dropped down into the box. Smoke rose from inside as Jack fumbled frantically, pulling the pen out by its cord. The tip swung back, branding the hand that grabbed for it. "Shrieking shades; that's hot!"
Turning down the food and pulling the eggs off the heat, Maddie ran over to Jack with an aloe-based burn cream in hand. "You couldn't wait two minutes, could you?" she asked dryly.
Toru nearly snickered when her brain managed to translate.
"Nope!" Jack answered unapologetically, reaching up to grab Maddie's head and pulling her down for a kiss. "Thanks for the Fointment, Sweetcakes!" The redhead sighed, but smiled nonetheless while drawing back from her husband.
"Where's the wire you needed soldered?"
Jack grabbed the box and slid it behind him, arm nonchalantly covering the top so the contents stayed hidden.
"You broke it, didn't you?" The question was rhetorical, the wife used to the antics.
"I needed to redesign that circuit anyway!" Jack boomed, smiling brightly.
Maddie went back to the stove top, sending covert peeks at the orange man as she turned the potatoes back on high.
Jack grabbed the device, pulling it front and center again. After a quick inspection of his other half, to verify she'd stopped watching, he grimaced. Picking up a screwdriver, the inventor started chipping away at something inside. Simultaneously, the scientist reached over for another caramel apple doodle, eyes still fixated on the box. Confusion clouded his face, and he glanced at the "cookie" held in his left hand.
As Jack examined a large titanium nut that had somehow made its way onto the confectionary plate, a muted crack sounded from the box where his right hand disappeared.
A tiny, strangled cry came from the bumbling male when he peered inside the invention in dismay.
Well, Jack-san wasn't Phantom's alter ego, if the hero even had one; that much was for sure.
Unlikely to find anything new by spying on the pair's morning routine Toru shuffled away, crawling back through the living room. Upon reaching the base of the stairs, she stood; and, instead of going up them, walked into the formal dining room that was adjacent to the front door. Making her way to the basement's entrance on the far side of the space, the sneak was frustrated to find it locked.
The Fentons had talked about their portal during the house tour; but they'd refused to open the giant, hexagonal gateway for safety reasons. The caution painted frame had sure looked legit, though, and had definitely piqued Toru's interest.
Trying the handle one more time, Hagakure was startled by a sudden, disembodied comment.
"Voice Authorization Required."
"Hagakure-san? Is that you?" Maddie called shortly after. Toru soon heard footsteps starting in the kitchen, and rushed to make it to the base of the stairs before her host could spot what was going on. Just as the UA student rounded the corner, the adult did as well, and they bumped into each other.
"Oh!" Maddie gasped, hand flying to her chest. "Sorry, I didn't know you were that close."
"Oh my gosh, are you okay?" Hagakure was quick to feign concern, hands reaching out to steady Maddie. "I'm always sneaking up on people by accident!"
"It is okay, there is no problem."
The scrutiny the mother gave her made Hagakure squirm, sure she'd been caught. Until an unexpected query left the older woman's lips, "I am sorry if hard question, but can you not become looking?" Maddie's face scrunched up in thought. "Wait just a second, please." The Fenton turned and ran back to the kitchen, leaving a confused Toru behind, before coming back with the translation device from yesterday in hand. "I'm sorry if this is a hard question, and you don't have to answer, but can you not become visible?"
Holy crap! The machine already sounded so much better just one day later; and it didn't even have that weird "fear me" bit at the end.
Hagakure paid closer attention, really taking Maddie in for the first time this morning. She'd been so focused on Jack that the bags under the inventor's eyes, the ruffled state of her jumpsuit, and the constant blinking had gone unnoticed. Not to mention the slight hint of onions in the air.
"Hagakure-san?"
Snapping out of the musings, Toru desperately replayed the question in her head, "Oh, sorry! I'm still pretty tired. Your translator distracted me is all. I can't actually become visible at will. I'm always stuck like this."
Pure horror stared back at Hagakure, Maddie's body language shouting that she'd been struck an emotional blow as the woman's eyes started to glisten with unshed tears.
"Jack! We're needed in the lab, pronto!" The translator continued to work, even though the conversation clearly wasn't for Toru any longer.
The heavyweight male was there much quicker than his bulk should have allowed, and he studied Maddie's face in concern as one hand reached up to grip the stair's railing. "What's up?"
"Hagakure can't turn visible. At all. Ever."
"That's terrible!" Jack appeared nearly as unnerved by the news as his wife.
Hagakure stood awkwardly, unsure what to do in the face of such a reaction. At home, people barely batted an eye.
"We're going to help," Maddie directed at Toru after noticing the quirk user's extended silence. "We work with ghosts, who turn invisible regularly, so I'm sure we can figure something out." A steely conviction coated the words, a solution sure to be found.
"Ah, you don't have to do that. That's low on my priorities right now," Hagakure played off. Seeing a no-nonsense expression on the woman, the teen tried again, "Really, I would rather work on finding a way home. Even paying the thrift store back is higher on my to-do list."
"Thrift store?" Jack asked, not following.
"Ah…I kind of….borrowed clothes from a place called—" since the Japanese speaker didn't know what the words meant, she opted to say the sounds she'd read off the sign, "—Barugen Besumento." Continuing after the slight pause, she defended, "I kept the price tags, but they got left behind in my other clothes. I don't actually know how much I owe." Avoiding their gazes was silly, she knew, but the habit still won out. The teen rubbed at her head nervously, taupe sweater lifting with an unseen arm.
"Well, that's one thing I can check off your list," Maddie assured. "I already paid the eleven dollars and twenty-five cents with the town's ghost insurance fund."
Hagakure was instantly on guard.
They already knew about her? They must have been stalking her after all! The teen dropped incrementally lower, ready to spring past them like a startled hare. The front door was just behind them; she could make it.
"Before you panic, we had no idea it was you. I mean, I suspected, but Team Phantom is in charge of ghostly disputes, remember? An invisible person stole a bunch of clothes. There was no point in arguing over small change, so we just paid out. Eleven dollars and twenty-five cents is only a little over a thousand yen."
Hagakure blinked. Okay, that was plausible. Likely, even. Feeling embarrassed, the aspiring hero just managed to squeak out, "Thanks, I'll do my best to pay you back." Throat closing and cheeks burning, she straightened.
"No need, Hagakure-san; It's really no big deal." Seeing shuffling socks, Maddie added, "But I can always use some extra help around the house if you have some free time."
"I'd…I'd like that." Egged on by shame, Hagakure debated internally, before deciding to admit something else, "How I got here, and why I'm so edgy; they're related. I fell through a portal. I think I was kidnapped, and I have no idea why."
Maddie and Jack exchanged concerned glances, the redhead's brow furrowing before Jack blurted, "Was it green?!"
"Yes, actually." Hagakure's unseen eyes narrowed, but she didn't give in to the need to flee, already feeling stupid enough.
"Most ghost portals, both naturally occurring or not, are green. There are some exceptions, of course, if the energy of the ghost creating them is another color, but that's incredibly rare. Equally as rare as the ability to make portals. It takes a great deal of power to create a wormhole between worlds," Maddie mused aloud, backing up to give Toru some space.
"Well, maybe we can go take a look to see if there's any leftover ectoplasm where Hagakure came through? Narrow things down," Jack added, already reaching past Maddie to grab the GAV keys off a hanger.
"Sweetie, Hagakure-san was the one at Bargain Basement. Remember, Sheryl called us up in arms on Tuesday? That means she's been here at least four and a half days."
Jack's face immediately fell. "Oh."
"What? Why is that bad?" Toru questioned, bud of hope quashed.
"Ectoplasm disappears quickly. Unless the ghost tries to keep it around, or there's a lot of it, not even Fenton tech can detect it after about a day and a half," Jack informed, causing Hagakure's shoulders to sag.
Maddie's face softened. "Phantom was already gathering intel from other ghosts in the Zone about your situation, but now we can point him in a specific direction. Since we know there was a portal involved, we can also do some of our own research. I'll even message an old colleague who helped with the original Fenton Portal blueprints and loved to theorize about natural-occurring portals and the multiverse for extra clues." The redhead settled a hand on Toru's shoulder and attempted to meet the teen's gaze with marginal success. "If Phantom can't find a ghostly method to get you home, there might be a way to modify the Fenton Portal. We'll let you know if we come up with anything, but something of that magnitude would take a lot of time."
Toru's eyes watered of their own accord. Three days ago she would have balked at the offer of such generous, oddly specialized help, picking the likely trap apart and refusing it entirely. But today a tear trailed down her cheek, inconspicuous until the exact moment it left her face.
"We'll see what Phantom comes up with before we delve into anything too complicated, but there's nothing that says we can't spend today figuring out how to make you visible. We don't have to wait on anyone for that," Maddie declared.
Wiping the salty water and a small line of snot off with a sleeve, Toru took a deep, steadying breath and responded, "Sure, let's give it a shot."
Saturday, September 8th
1:07 pm
Thump.
"Ugh."
Danny gripped his head in the dark, reaching his other hand up to touch a solid metal surface above him. Following the curved ceiling down to a little shelf on the left, he groped around. A second later, the male squinted into a blinding light, face and chamber washed in blue.
1:07 pm.
"CRAP!" The halfa unplugged his phone and launched through the side of the capsule, not bothering to open it. It was only after he'd done so that the absentminded adult realized his error and belatedly scouted the space. "I'm starting to understand why Jazz kicked me out of my room," whispered into the empty Ops Center.
Remembering the need to hurry, Danny made a clone that dashed off to the small bathroom in the corner. Rushing to change and throw on deodorant, the original finished loading keys, wallet, and cellphone into jean pockets right as the other-him came out of the bathroom, drying mussed hair with a towel. It was only as the counterpart sauntered toward Danny with a devilish smirk that the superhero felt his stomach drop in realization.
"I'm so screwed."
The copy's smile widened even further.
Too late to take back the blatant display of powers he'd literally just got done telling himself not to use, Danny sighed. It was a small blessing when only a whispering echo of you know what you did fluttered along the halfa's mind during the re-merged.
Such light teasing was practically sweet nothings when it came to one of his doubles, as he and his duplicates had a horrible habit of trash talking each other in a demented form of self-therapy.
Danny felt his hair miraculously dampen, and the boy's skin took on an almost humid feel. At the same time, his teeth lost their grittiness, and a minty freshness flooded his mouth. Ready to go, the halfa took a breath and glared at the ground before shouting "One to the kitchen!"
The floor opened beneath the super, and, with the sound of a vacuum, sucked him down through a large tube. Landing lighter than should have been possible, but not by much, Danny smiled.
"Hey, Sleepyhead. I was gonna check on you soon. I was worried you'd died," Jazz commented from the kitchen table.
"Har de har har," Danny acknowledged. "I've never heard that one before." Despite the backtalk, the halfa fought to keep a grin off his face. What could he say? Cheese was his thing.
Hushing, the ghost kid stilled beyond what a normal person was capable of and listened. Other than Jazz scratching a pen across a notepad, the house was quiet.
"Where is everyone?"
"In the lab. When I got home from grocery shopping they were already down there," the older sister informed. The raven-haired male started for the living room when Jazz's voice called again, "They put up the do not disturb sign."
Danny's eyebrows raised as he continued toward the basement and inspected a little carved ghost hanging from the door, "Beware!" painted across it in childish handwriting.
"Wow, I didn't know we even still had that sign." The twenty-year old's voice raised just enough for the other Fenton to hear him.
Jazz's response came semi-muffled through the walls, but for Danny it was crystal clear; "Dad's a packrat and Mom loves keepsakes. The more surprising thing is that they were able to find it."
Leaning forward, Danny placed the side of his head against the soundproof door to the lab. Clanking sounded from below, barely audible to enhanced hearing, before a slightly louder yelp halted the tinkering. Had to be Dad.
Danny just shrugged. Who was he to intrude on something private. If it was important, his parents would fill him in later.
Well, so much for rushing to spend time with their guest.
Danny grabbed into a pocket, pulled out his beat up cell phone, and sent a quick text.
Less than a minute and the boy's jeans were humming, a Star Wars' sonic boom vibrating a reply.
R u sure ur free? U were supposed 2 give me the deets on Hagakure 2day
Danny sighed, before typing back, Yeah, parents and her are in the lab. They even used the DND sign
They still got that?
Apparently
Well, u know im always down 2 game. My timelines for work r…fluid
Danny snorted. Tucker was such a procrastinator. But for some incomprehensible reason, the tech genius always somehow turned work in on time.
Just a sec. Danny ambled up to his room upon finishing the text. Waking a sleeping computer, the gamer opened up a Doomed file on the desktop, only for a lengthy update bar to pop up on the screen.
Ugh. It's gonna be a bit. I have to wait for the new Eternally DLC to download
I keep telling u 2 set up auto-update, noob :P
Oh, shut up
Saturday, September 8th
3:39 pm
A rodent-like fetus lay twitching on a vinyl dentist's chair, the shudders that wracked the small frame splashing up a clear liquid. Above the dying animal hung loose belts of leather held together by several buckles. The aftermarket restraints didn't match the chair, but the leather was worn and faded along the inner edges, showing signs of age and use. Industrial shelves pressed tight to the back wall and an electrocardiogram monitor lay quiet and lifeless on a wheeled stand. Likewise, a mobile medical tray stood at the side, bare of any instruments that would normally adorn its surface.
A spritz of the organic matter that was not water, but thicker, splotched onto a snow-white Armani sneaker nearby.
"Hhhhsssh." An indrawn breath hissed through a plague doctor's mask, the beaked fabric muffling the noise until it sounded of TV static.
The wearer's lemon eyes glared down at the filth, and the dark-haired youth kicked off the shoe in disgust as a mild rash crept up the side of his face. Reaching down, he pulled off a glove and touched the footwear, causing it to explosively disintegrate into a fine powder. A second later, the particles drew back together as if magnetized to a singular point and reformed into their original shape, the fabric whiter than before.
A fully ivory-cloaked figure stepped into the room behind the first man, hood drawn down over a similar, but altogether different plague mask. The contrast between the two people was striking, as their color schemes were essentially inverted.
"What is it?" The words were calm, lacking much emotion. The speaker slid the newly constructed Armani back on, lacing the material before standing and tapping its toe on the concrete.
"Second, I've heard a rumor that may prove fortuitous," the other person replied; then held up his cloak a moment later. Shielding the darker male as the mammal in the chair threw liquid with one final kick, the subordinate continued, "Something 'revolutionary' is being tested at Detnerat, according to several contacts. I think it has potential in helping us halt the extreme devolving issue."
Trying not to scratch at the hives on his face, the young, germaphobic adult stared with impassive eyes at the chair.
"Hm."
Notes:
Chapter Notes:
-Them getting weird about Tucker saying "I wish" is because of Desiree
-The last time Tucker and Danny got involved with the GIW, it was to plant an excessive number of viruses in all of their tech. Which not only crippled the department, but Tucker also implanted low level AI's that made the GIW's weapons actively screw with their owners.
-Apex is an non-gendered ghost because their obsession is with evolution and genetics and can change their own genes at will. They basically collect other entities to experiment on, drastically changing the target's DNA (or what passes for it in ghosts) for fun. Seeing anyone being tortured like that would get Danny involved.
-The teddy bear is Bearbert
-The hamburger noodle dish is hamburger helper. Jazz makes it because the Fenton's hot dogs always come alive. "Great, you've figured out how to put the 'Frank' back in 'Frankenstein.' "
-The machine is the Ghost Gabber, that's why it ends everything with "Fear me."
-The Ghost Gabber scene ends with an Easter Egg. Jack is quoting Jeremy Clarkson from UK Topgear. I was cackling as I wrote it.
-AgentIanLegend, the author of Recognized, actually helped me go through my outline originally, and gave me the central idea for this particular scene. Hagakure being suspicious of Jack Fenton being like Fat Gum. We both thought it was pretty funny, so I really wanted to work it in. In the show, Jack eats copious amounts of ham, cheese, cookies and fudge.
-Fointment was not something I made up. Jack's called Fenton Ointment that before. XD I don't remember what episode though. I think it's when they went camping.
-Maddie and Jack got over reactive to Hagakure's invisible state because of their own emotions when they found out about Danny. It would have been a rough time for them. You can bet they would have asked themselves a million "what-ifs". Like what if the portal had just killed Danny, rather than turn him half ghost? He wouldn't have had an "off" switch either, if he'd become a full ghost. It hits close to home that someone would be "stuck" with a power that was detrimental to their wellbeing, because that very well could have been Danny.
-Doomed Eternally was a suggestion from a friend. It's a play on Doom Eternal.
-In the scene with the two men, the white cloaked man refers to the other man as "Second" because that is as close of a translation to waka gashira as I could get without the sentence sounding super awkward. (That character calls his boss "waka".)
Chapter 6: Some Real Deus Ex Machina Horsecrap
Notes:
Another short chapter, since next one will either have to be split in two, or be an absolute behemoth. haha
The audio version of this chapter can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK9bbIgf_pcThanks for all the kudos and subs, everyone! Up to 88 subscriptions, 58 bookmarks and 141 kudos with over 3000 views! Special thanks to Toan, Evvarr, Lilma_Casand, and robinasnyder for reviewing chapter 5! And as always to my beta, Lurias_1533. :D
I do have a super big favor to ask, though! I really need a beta reader that knows MHA well. I am absolutely floundering with the dialogue for these characters on the MHA side. I'm just not as involved in that fandom as Danny's, so it's making it really hard to imagine the characters saying anything in their own voice, which is how I get the Danny Phantom dialogue to sound normal. Like, if I can't imagine it in the character's voice, it probably is out of character. It's making me feel like the characters are coming off a little flat, and I really hate that. Would love to have someone to bat ideas off of, since so much of the story is set in the MHA world. _ Please haaaalp.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
Sunday, September 9th
8:46 am
The quiet hum of the Ops Center was disturbed by a shuffling. Unhurried, Danny pulled things from his dresser, worn sleep pants hanging loosely on the young male's hips. Left arm clutching a wad of clothes, the halfa took a quick peek at his cellphone. Still forty-five minutes before he had to be at the college. Plenty of time.
Moseying over to the bathroom, the raven-like youth grabbed the handle to the door and opened it. He smiled down at his entirely solid hand before passing through the opening.
A frosted mist gasped from his mouth, taking Danny by surprise.
"Seriously?" Danny groaned, closing and locking the door behind him. Jumping into the air, a white light flashed from one side of the male's lean body to the other, eating away at soft grey pants and replacing them with a form-fitting costume. The Kevlar blend acted like some alien infection, spreading rapidly from nothing to consume any bared skin.
In a moment, Phantom was dropping the armful of clothes to the floor and rocketing through the metallic ceiling. Popping out the other side, the halfa scanned his surroundings. Seeing only a grey and brown cityscape covered in a foggy drizzle, the white-haired superhero closed neon-green eyes and focused on his core.
A tug to the left. Eyes springing open, Danny flew in the direction of the pull, watching for motion as the feeling of "other" got stronger. Buildings sped past and he found himself approaching a small park, only about one square block in size. A lilting tune of a wind instrument just barely teased his ears, wisping notes that danced away if he focused on them. The core he followed continued to feel just out of reach, spurring an increased pace. So when the ghost suddenly appeared in a shower of leaves, Danny nearly ran into it.
The hero swerved, avoiding the autumnal being just in time, then twirled around to face it. Knowing the ghost had triggered his sense because it wasn't a local, Danny yelled a greeting, "Hey, Kid. You know you aren't supposed to come to Amity without petitioning for a visitor's pass, right? If you want an application, they're at Queen Dorathea's castle."
A mouth filled with tiny, sharp teeth smiled too wide back at him. The creature tilted its rounded head, sage grey skin complementing the fiery glow of its eyes.
Danny expected the…guy's(?) pointed hat to slide off-center, but the tawny accessory seemed unaffected by the motion.
Slightly unnerved by the silent stare of the nightmare scarecrow, the halfa tried again, "If that's all you need, I can point you in the right direction." The ghost just reached behind his back with jerky, puppet-like joints. Danny tensed, ready to dodge knives, but managed to stay motionless when the kid pulled out a flute.
He could do this; he could be civil. Even when one of his subjects freaked him the frick out. This little guy could be like Lyrica. Maybe he just talked through music. That could be it.
That was not it.
The child lifted the instrument to his lips and played a short, four note ditty. In seconds, a swarm of mosquitos descended from the nearby trees, buzzing a battle-cry as they tried to bite at Danny through his suit. The halfa went intangible, gaze jerking back to the brat when a melodious laugh taunted from beyond the cloud of insects.
The kid was gone, a puff of leaves drifting to the floor where his tapered brown shoes had been. The keen surrounding Danny lessened as well, the bloodsuckers departing.
Dropping the temperature around himself, Danny watched the moisture in the air turn to diamond dust and the wave of tiny attackers flash freeze.
He hated mosquitos.
Phantom's sense spread out again, and the super flew fifteen feet up, spotting his opponent through the fog. On the far side of the park, the little brat twirled atop a leafless tuliptree, the twiggy branches setting an eerie stage for the creaking, jagged dance.
Danny rushed him, just missing his chance for a quick grapple. Passing through another spray of foliage, that teasing, alto laughter chafed along his skin.
Tapping his wrist, Danny glanced down when the spot lit up lime green with the time. 8:55. That was going to cut things a little close for his meet up with Julien and Tucker.
"Jeeze Kid, don't you have something better to do? Like scaring birds?"
Five new notes trilled from behind him, and a nearby dogwood rattled as several crows burst from it, their bodies a dark contrast to what was left of the scarlet leaves. Danny just raised an eyebrow, easily avoiding the attempted murder.
The child stomped and flailed his arms, the branches beneath his feet remaining miraculously unbroken.
"You know, you don't seem particularly outstanding in your field; you might want to hit up Oz." Danny surged forward again, fists aimed for a double punch. "I hear he's handing out brains!"
Fast as a whip, the flute lifted again.
"Oh no you don't, Pied Piper!" Danny yelled, shooting off a low-powered ecto-ray. A single, long note got cut off by the blast, and the ghost fell from the tree. The halfa zipped after, throwing a circular construct around the kid before he hit the ground. "Gotcha!"
Tapping a neon green button on his belt, Phantom curled the hand not directing the sphere into a fist and aimed it loosely toward his corralled opponent. Pushing ecto-energy into his suit, Danny's arm illuminated, and a wide-spray beam of light flashed toward the capturee.
Who was gone. Again.
Frowning, Danny surveyed the area. The tiny woodland space around him had filled with creepy-crawlies wiggling to the surface from underground. Must have been the single note the kid got out. Well, at least the weather was dreary. Not even a dedicated picnicker would be out today, and it wasn't like he'd be bothered up here by things that couldn't fly.
Seeing the little monster atop an apartment complex's roof, merry feet kicking as they dangled over a ledge, the halfa closed his eyes for a second and exhaled. Patience.
Checking the time again, Danny grimaced. Then facepalmed and created a duplicate.
The clone looked at him quizzically. "You sure you want to split our strength just for a shower?"
"Yeah, I'll be fi—" A blob of mud exploded over the original's face. Spitting dramatically and wiping wet dirt from his eyes, the ghost hero turned to belt up at the rooftop, "No more going easy on you, Kid; that was the last straw!"
"Dude. That was corny. Even for us." A cheeky smile greeted Danny as the clone reached over and swatted the back of his head. Numb-nothingness spread from the point of contact and the pale boy watched as the mud fell a dozen feet to the ground.
The doppelganger just saluted, before darting off in the direction of Fenton Works.
Danny turned back to the pesky scarecrow, tossing a volley of electric green air-sickles at him. The trickster burst into yet another puff of leaves before they could hit, that singing "he he he" lingering in the air longer than the child. Canceling the attack before it could cause property damage, Phantom groaned.
"Dang it! How is he so fast at teleporting?"
Legs merging into a tail, Danny's eyes narrowed. Spying the rascal on top of a stop light, the half ghost blasted off, wind whistling past his ears and flipping snowy hair backwards. Before he got close enough to try and attack, the twit was gone again.
Creating yet another duplicate, the two Dannys tag teamed their slippery opponent. But like a wet bar of soap, every time they thought they had him—regardless of invisibility, pincer attacks, or ambushes—the scarecrow just slipped away like magic. An obnoxious game of chase ensued, forcing the Phantoms to pour more and more power into speed and acrobatics when the kid decided near-perma teleports were a wonderful idea.
Finally catching up to the brat when the antagonizer took a breather on a telephone pole, Danny peeked an invisible head out from beneath the sidewalk.
Only to fade back into sight.
"Aw man, not again." The adult frowned and tried to bring back the instinctual feel of "so still a predator passes" to no avail, clenching and unclenching his fists.
Noticing the movement, the child drifted up from his perch in what Danny recognized as the ghost's signature "teleport" form. Phantom raised a hand out of the earth, ready to zap that stupid smirk right off the scarecrow's face when the enemy changed expressions. Panic. An ice-ray shot from above, the hit landing just before the "poof".
The kid reappeared only five feet to the side. Frantically discarding a giant leaf-cloak before the frost could spread to his body, the autumn imp ran with jolty, lurching motions down the telephone wire.
Somehow, losing the forest green backdrop made the ghost appear spindly, elongated limbs stretched and pulled like too little taffy.
"Looking a bit twiggy, Kid; you look like you could use a knuckle sandwich!" Phantom's clone taunted, going in for a strike while Danny floated up from the ground, searching for an opening to help him(self?).
Somehow, despite being off-kilter, the little creature twisted away, teleporting just to the side once again. The duplicate swung around to retaliate, but the kid was already blowing his blasted flute. Danny got an eyeful of his doppleganger phasing through a massive wooden puppet before he himself was slammed by a full body tackle.
"Already stuffed. Got it," Danny commented with a grin as he righted himself, legs reappearing on instinct and bracing against the ground. Phantom wrestled (held, really) the second puppet in place, protecting the car behind him from the impact as his copy spared an amused glance, staying intangible.
Swinging in a circle, the halfa used the momentum to toss the mindless hunk of wood into the air, satisfied when it collided with the second marionette and drove them both well above the telephone lines.
Other-him took the cue and the wooden constructs exploded in a shower of splinters. Danny was fast behind, a shield erupting around the detonation. Catching the little bits, he minimized the size of the barrier and levitated it over a dumpster, dispelling the power when it lined up.
Seeing his new least favorite wind instrument raised yet again, Danny shot off a barrage of finger rays. Two met their target, and the scarecrow fell off the telephone line. As the ghost plummeted, his clone powered up an arm with white light, sucking the troublemaker into his suit.
"You know, you kind of suck," Danny-3 called from above.
"As if," Real Danny scoffed, "I totally dealt the final blow!"
"Along with getting clobbered by mud, tipping the kid off by losing your invisibility, and getting tackled by ye old Pinocchi—"
The original floated up and forced the double into a re-merge, brain filling with laughter. The white-haired youth sighed, then winced when he consulted his wrist. 9:38.
Sending a mental ping to the Fenton Works duplicate to meet at the college, Danny turned around.
Only to be hit by a delayed air strike.
"UUUUGH. PIGEONS?! Seriously?!" Danny phased the poop shower off, the laughter in his head turning cacophonous.
Monday, September 10th
-One Week Since Hagakure's Disappearance-
7:17 am
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
An alabaster paw grabbed at an antiquated phone, lifting the device out of its cradle and raising it to a delicate, furry ear.
"Hello, UA principal's office, this is Kocho Nezu speaking," the rodent informed, leaning back in an executive-style chair.
Hello, Kocho-sensei. This is Saito Hideaki from the Chugoku police department. I am calling to inform you that a Shiketsu highschooler went missing yesterday morning, a tired voice spoke over the line.
"What?!" Nezu squeaked out, slamming a paw down on his desk. A stack of papers fluttered in response, the top sheet drifting to the floor. "Why wasn't I informed sooner!?" the principal demanded, biting back several choice, uncouth words.
Shiketsu High had only allowed one day off campus per week, and had implemented increased security measures following the licensing exam. The timing was way too convenient to be an accident.
You'll have to excuse the lateness. Closer schools have priority right now, and we only have so many staff. Everyone here has been up all night making calls and trying to keep this off the news as long as possible.
Nezu's anger simmered down, empathy overtaking the mammal. He knew the feeling of a rug unraveling beneath him, the fraying strings impossible to grasp.
Sighing, UA's head replied, "Thank you for telling me. What details can you give me about the disappearance?" Pushing wouldn't get him far with an ongoing investigation. Best to let the policeman say what he was able.
A student from the support course went missing early yesterday morning on a shopping trip with her family. That's all I can say at this time. There was a break when someone else's voice mumbled in the background, before Saito continued, I have to go. There's still so much to do.
The call ended and Nezu closed his mouth, too late to ask a final question.
Black eyes narrowing, the adult grabbed the wooden top of his desk and wrenched his body, rolling his wheeled chair in front of a monitor. Nezu logged into the Shizuoka school district's website and used several links to navigate to a Shiketsu dorm attendance list. Technically, he shouldn't have had access, but extreme intelligence, and by proxy, hacking, had its perks.
Ignoring everything but the support course's curfew check-ins, Nezu found three absences from yesterday. Excluding two males, since the officer had said "she", the investigator had his answer.
Monday, September 10th
8:00 am
"In light of recent events, UA will be going into lockdown. The faculty and I have deemed it a necessary measure in protecting our student's safety. From today on, leaving campus will be forbidden for all students and dorm curfew will be moved up two hours. If an excursion off campus must be made, it will require preapproval and an escort," Nezu informed a conference room, lights flashing around him.
The head of UA stood alone at a podium, a booster platform beneath his feet. Even with the added height, the animal felt tiny, dwarfed by everyone in the space.
Leaning forward, the mouse spoke more directly into a black microphone. "This is not meant to be a punishment. Guests may still visit students under supervision, and family members will be allowed inside the dorms. Copies of the necessary paperwork for a visitor's pass will be available on our website shortly."
"Kocho,"—Nezu had to stop himself from narrowing his eyes at the reporter's disrespect—"Your own student was kidnapped on school grounds; do you really expect that to be enough?"
Guilt twinging at the reminder, the principal kept his voice even and made sure to address his entire audience, "I have spent the last week interviewing, researching, and hiring thirty heroes to supplement our campus patrols. In addition, we have brought in a new cybersecurity expert to upgrade our network and systems."
Pinning the journalist who'd asked the question with a stare, he added, "There will be eyes everywhere, I assure you; but I refuse to have my students feel like they're in prison."
A new shout came from the back of the room, "How long do you expect the lockdown to last?"
"Only as long as absolutely necessary. When the villain behind the kidnappings is apprehended I intend to lift lockdown. The increased security, however, will be permanent."
"Have you gathered any new information on the whereabouts of your own missing student?"
"I cannot report at this time, as that is an ongoing investigation, but I can say we've made progress."
"What do these kidnappings say about the future of heroes?"
"Do you think it is time to let Aizawa-san go?"
"Who has been hired to the security detail so far? Did any local heroes make the roster?"
"How has All Might been handling the kidnappings?"
The questions just kept coming. And for the next hour, the stressed principal did his best to answer them.
Monday, September 10th
9:38 am
1A settled into the seats of a basic classroom—normal desks, blue chairs, a teacher's stand, and a smartboard furnishing the space. The green-tinted blackboard that had long since replaced erasers and chalk stretched nearly wall to wall and was covered in a paragraph of English writing. Tapping on a tablet near the blackboard stood a teacher clothed mostly in biker's leather. The text behind the male's cockatoo do disappeared, and the blank screen lit up with a new lesson.
Mishirao Ojiro reclined at his desk, scrolling through a cell phone and tuning out the Denki last-minute-homework mumbles coming from behind him. Scowling, the martial artist checked the news one more time. There'd been a failed robbery downtown, a vandal tagging city buses, a porcelain cat collection stolen from an old lady, and a hero protest in Hosu among other things. Only a single article had anything to do with the Shiketsu student's disappearance, and it was just a regurgitation of UA's press conference.
Ojiro tapped his finger on the desk and tried to keep the end of his tail from twitching like a cat's.
The media was garbage; his class had already found out more than the supposed "journalists", even with lockdown limitations.
Todoroki-kun had texted Yoarashi-kun; and, despite the pair's rivalry, the Shiketsu wind-user had been very forthcoming in what he knew.
Haru Kamada, a second year support course student, had gone missing over the weekend during a family outing. Yoarashi-kun had even met her a couple times in the past when the nervous teen was caught watching his class' hand-to-hand fighting practice. The "plain-faced", "klutzy" girl supposedly admired heroes, but was otherwise pretty unspectacular.
Unfortunately, none of that brought him any closer to finding Toru-chan. Which was why Ojiro kept obsessively checking his phone, a hungry man frequenting an empty fridge.
A hush overtook the room in the minute before class started.
Unsettled, the close combat fighter used a meditation technique, breathing deep and even through his nose to calm the roiling mood.
He really missed his best friend.
Putting away his phone and focusing forward, the blonde shoved his feelings down as a lesson on adverbs began.
Monday, September 10th
4:36 pm
Have you found anything yet?
The small, waving dots of a "typing" icon mocked Izuku from his phone's surface.
It had been hours since the initial text, without a word. But now, All Might was responding, and it churned Midoriya's stomach to wait.
The strength-enhanced student did another push-up, the screen getting closer to his face as his body dipped down toward the dorm room's floor. The gym had been booked, so the teen did what reps he could sealed away in the privacy of his bedroom.
Finally, the cell dinged and the new message displayed, causing the greenette to practically throw himself out of the push up in a grab for his phone.
I told Aizawa-sensei I needed to talk with you. Come to the front door, and we can go for a walk. If your classmates ask, you requested quirk tutoring.
The aspiring hero didn't have to be asked twice. Midoriya dashed out the door and lunged down the stairwell to the first floor in less than thirty seconds, muscles sparking the tiniest bit. Before opening the metal door to the lounge, however, he stopped and steadied his breathing. Walking through the heavy atmosphere of the main area, Izuku felt his heart clench as a couple classmates swiveled his way.
"Hey, Mido. You doing alright?" Mina asked, a slight hollowness to the question despite a paired smile. They were just words to say. A semblance of normalcy.
"Yeah. I was told All Might-sensei could squeeze me in for a little tutoring, so I'll be gone for a bit." Izuku almost left it there. But it ate at him, seeing someone normally so bright be so forlorn. "Maybe we can all do a group study session when I get back? Take our mind off things." The sunshine child forced a smile and chose his next words carefully, "We can even brainstorm more on our ultimate moves, see if we can come up with any variations."
Gratitude shone in Ashido's black-sclera eyes. "Yeah, I'll get anyone together that wants to!"
The horned girl snatched her phone and sent a text. A second later, Izuku's pocket dinged, as did two other phones in the lounge.
Aizawa's gaze shot up, attention pulled from the papers he graded. The ragged man hunched over one of the kitchen tables, studying his students for signs of "insubordinate planning" from the middle of the room.
Midoriya pretended not to notice.
"Be back soon!"
"You better!" Kaminari yelled from the kitchen, instant ramen boiling on the stovetop beside him. It was obvious the electricity user's next words weren't meant for Izuku, however. "You know it's been a rough week when you're stoked for studying."
"Do your best, Deku-kun!" Half-napping on one of the TV area's couches, Ochaco waved goodbye over an armrest.
Izuku traded indoor slippers for a pair of high-backed scarlet sneakers and exited the dorm.
"Midoriya-shounen!" the emaciated form of Yagi Toshinori greeted, already waiting on the porch. "I heard you wanted to talk with me about your quirk!" The retired hero started walking, motioning for the younger kid to follow. The fanboy fell into step beside his idol, the two actually talking about strength quirks as they walked (just not One For All). When they got well away from the Heights Alliance building, Midoriya finally burst at the seams.
"So what did you find?" The words were whisper-quiet, anxiety not enough to quell the intelligent boy's good sense.
All Might answered loudly, laughter in his words, "Yes, we ordered the new fighter drones! You'll have your chance to try out aerial combat soon, but you have to be patient!" The man's sunken blue eyes cast about and the protege took the hint, spying one of the new security staff—Raptor, his hero-obsessed mind idly supplied—watching from behind an evergreen.
The two continued to the main campus, their conversation now having mostly to do with manipulating air pressure.
Passing between the white pillars supporting UA's entrance, Toshinori badged Midoriya and himself through one of the three brown doors. The hallway lit up, motion sensor lights emphasizing the stark emptiness of the space. When the door closed behind them, the gaunt hero sighed heavily, the exhale turning into a wet cough.
"Sorry about that, Midoriya. Kocho-sensei has asked that the faculty be very careful with information regarding Hagakure-san's disappearance. The less people that know details, the better."
"All Might." The words were watery as Izuku's chest tightened. The number one hero trusted him enough to share a closely kept secret.
A skeletal hand reached up to clasp Midoriya's shoulder amiably as the two shambled into an elevator. "You really need to learn to control those tear ducts."
Vision blocked as he wiped his leaking eyes, Izuku felt the hand on his shoulder turning him to face his mentor.
"I have both bad and good news. Kocho-san contacted a search-quirk user from Africa. Tafuta's ability is known for being infallible and can find an object or person anywhere in the world with just a name and a picture."
Something felt off in the way All Might's tone came across, sending Midoriya's stomach into a series of flips unrelated to rising nine floors.
The man shuffled in place and couldn't quite look his student in the eyes, "He found nothing. All he could tell us was that Hagakure and Kamada-san's readings were muffled. He described it as if they existed, but didn't, at the same time. He's never encountered the feeling before."
What did that even mean? Were they trapped somewhere? Was it like being held in one of Compress' marbles? Were they somehow being kept in a pocket dimension? The possibilities were endless.
"Does that mean they're dead?!" Expecting the worst, panic seized the chronic worrier.
"Sorry, Midoriya-shounen." The teacher's head tilted back, and he suddenly sounded very tired. "Tafuta can only see things he looks for as objects. Even if they weren't 'muffled', he still wouldn't be able to tell us that."
Izuku bit the inside of his cheek, determined not to add his thoughts to All Might's stress pile as the elevator slowed to a stop.
The teen snapped back to attention when the lift's doors opened, and Toshinori spoke again, "Now that we've covered the bad news, I do have some promising leads to share. We still don't know who left the energy behind; but we have confirmed that it is indeed a portal quirk, not a look-alike power or machine that spirited the two away."
The dyad exited the elevator and made their way to the faculty lounge, settling on a couch in the far corner. Midoriya sat up straight, too tense to relax back into the cushioned spot.
"The Chugoku team got better readings on the radiation than our team did; and, I can't say that I understood the science behind it, but apparently quirk-made portals create a certain pattern when they deteriorate."
"Do we know if it's the League again, or someone new?" Midoriya asked, unable to hold back the question as his head flooded with thoughts, the deluge washing away a conviction to not interrupt again.
"The signature did not match either the liquid portals or Kurogiri's."
Another portal user? But the power was so rare! Even Izuku's notebooks had nearly nothing on them.
"I still believe it is likely the League, since only major schools are being targeted, but Kocho-san wants us to stay open-minded," the older male explained.
"The only thing that makes sense to me is the League," Midoriya blurted. "Three portal users showing up in Japan all within two years of each other is astronomical odds if you don't add All For One to the equation. It makes the most sense if it's a quirk from a decade or two ago that is just now being put into a new host. I mean, the last time we saw any portal user in Japan outside of the League was eight—"
"Midoriya-shounen."
Izuku startled at his name, and the mumblings cut off.
"Y-yes?!" His teacher gave him a wry look, and a rush of blood heated the kid's freckled ears.
"That's not all." Slouching forward in his chair, Toshinori's gaze dropped and focused intently on the floor as he laced his fingers together in front of his mouth. "The new data gave us one more, very important clue. It looks like we're dealing with an ectoplasm-based quirk. Power Loader and Ectoplasm-sensei are fairly certain of it now that they've looked at the Chugoku data."
"That can't be!" Izuku's mind was racing so fast he felt dizzy. "There's only been three recorded cases in the history of the world!"
That did it. It had to be All For One.
If it wasn't, there was some real Deus Ex Machina horsecrap going on.
Monday, September 10th
6:54 pm
As soon as the announcement had been made about lockdown, the first thing Katsuki had done was reserve training slots at the on-campus gym every day for the next three weeks. If he wasn't so pissed at literally everything, he'd laugh at the stupidity of all those ridiculous extras. It was obvious that the time slots were going to be worth more than gold in the foreseeable future, and there'd been so many open ones when he'd booked.
This student body had scat for brains.
The aggressive male kicked a cement pillar, feeling the jar all the way up his spine despite the black boots of his hero costume taking the brunt of the blow. His resulting grimace immediately turned into bared teeth, and he kicked again. Harder.
No one at this freaking school could do anything right!
Throwing his hands down as fire tore out of them, Kastuki vaulted into the air. Roughly twenty feet up, a tingling, cramping pain flared in the quirk user's right hand, and he squeezed it into a fist, snuffing out the source of propulsion. Ignoring the tremors that started in his left immediately after, the enraged boy redirected his fall, pencil diving at an innocent training dummy across the lot.
The faculty wasn't ever fast enough.
Slamming feet first into the cotton-stuffed armor, the gifted athlete used the resistance to launch backward, catching himself with a handspring as the faux villain snapped off its pole. The boy landed the gymnast's move and pivoted on the ball of his left foot. Muscles bunching, he sprinted at a geological outcropping.
The security sucked at their jobs.
Lifting an arm, Bakugo pulled his costume's corresponding grenade pin. The exposed bedrock exploded in a spray of stony shrapnel, little cuts opening up on the blonde's shoulders, neck and jaw where his costume offered no protection.
That nobody prep got herself abducted.
Gritting his teeth, he screamed, punching a nearby boulder. The rock cracked at the same time as his knuckles. Clutching the break, the boy stood rigid.
And he. He was the worst one.
For all his training, all his work to ensure he'd never feel vulnerable like this again, Katsuki Bakugo had been just as useless as last time.
Monday, September 10th
8:03 pm
Nezu stared down, heart weighing heavy in his chest. It was only the first day since the announcement had been made; and yet, thirteen papers lay spread in front of him, "unenrollment" glaring at the principal in black ink.
Notes:
Chapter Notes:
-I always thought it would be cool if Danny's ghost sense could be trained to be more accurate. So him knowing generally where a ghost is, especially in his own lair, was my take on that.
-So does anyone want to guess who the ghost Danny fought was? Or the song he just barely couldn't hear at the beginning?
-Oh, man. I don't know how many scarecrow jokes everyone caught, but the fight was stuffed full of them. ~~~~~ 3
-A group of crows is called a murder.
-Chugoku is a western region of Japan. The show doesn't actually state where Shiketsu High exists, just that it is the "west" to UA's "east". I didn't really want to make up a city, so I'm just using Chugoku as a non-specific term. (Sorry.) Shiketsu is UA's rival, and the people with the police-force-like uniforms from the licensing exam.
-Shizuoka is the prefecture Musutafu belongs in.
-The insult the reporter offered was not adding any suffix to Nezu's name. Especially for someone of higher education like a teacher or doctor, that's very disrespectful, and even more so because they're strangers.
-Thirty heroes patrolling campus sounds like a lot, especially with Hound Dog's security force, but the campus is massive, and there are roughly 600 students at UA. When you take into account night and day shift, that means there are only about 25 heroes patrolling at any one time. That means each hero is responsible for around 24 students, which is almost kind of thin.
-Haru is a first name, and means spring or clear weather. Kamada is a last name that just means sickle rice field. Both are pretty common in Japan.
-Inasa Yoarashi is the guy from the licensing exam who took out 100 applicants at the beginning of the test. He still ended up having to do the remedial arc with Todoroki and Bakugo to get his license, though. He's obsessed with passion and doesn't like Endeavor or Shoto because they aren't his definition of "passionate". He can also be rudely blunt.
-"spiriting away students" made me laugh. XD Ironic.
-I wasn't going to include "Raptor" but I was like, it's Midoriya, he would absolutely know the name of some random super. Sorry for the 2D OC. Same with Lyrica. Just a throw in because I'm trying to be realistic about the idea that people exist outside of a small pool of "core characters" in life. Anyone actually important will be fleshed out better in the story.
-Tafuta is supposed to be Swahilli for "locate", but who knows, with google translate. Lol Figured it was a decent hero name.
-Side nerd note, all the time stamps are accurate and actually have meaning! XD They correspond to when school would actually be occurring, and even what time is reasonable for different classes based on both Danny's and class 1A's schedules. Like, it would be reasonable for Haru to watch Inasa training if Shiketsu follows the same schedule as UA, where general studies don't have an additional period that the hero course does. Things like that. I actually keep track of each period and what class I've decided happens at certain times (cannonically normal classes like math are morning, and hero work is afternoon). Same things with Japanese students having only Sunday off. They also can give you clues about the story's plot if you are paying close enough attention. Because some things actually coincide intentionally. My outline has soooo many notes to self on it. XD
Chapter 7: Is It Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Baseball Field?
Notes:
The audio version of this chapter can be found here:
https://youtu.be/EWV4n7w32U4Hey everyone! I come bearing gifts. A plethora of them. New, extra long chapter, and artwork! Yaaaaay me...*cries from the sheer number of hours of my life I lost*
This was a really hard chapter. I think I will just have to do like "part one", "part two" or something in the future if the chapter is this long. Cause it wrecks my will to work if it's in too big of segments. Also, it was just a hard chapter anyways. I rewrote/edited the reveal scene like twenty times alone. ;^;
But aaaanyways! Artwork. Yes. I actually commissioned a friend of mine to do lineart of Deku and Danny for the cover of the story! Then I went ahead and did the coloring. Also I have a rough sketch of fentonworks (for vague reference to help people picture), and a Character Card for Kamada!
Linework Artist:
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He also does cosplay!
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Chapter Text
"Tea wa dokodesu ka?" [Where is the tea?] For scenes from an English character's POV that does not understand Japanese except for any words shown in bold, which may be none. The bracketed translation is for the audience.
"This sentence is in Japanese but has English words mixed into it." This is for when the scene has Japanese being translated in real time, but there are word that are in English as well because the English speaker doesn't know the words in Japanese.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
REMINDER THAT THIS STORY HAS SPOILIES ALL THE WAY TO EPISODE 113
Sunday, September 9th,
9:40 am
-One Day Prior AKA The Day of the Kidnapping-
Sry Im late. Ghost attack. Sending dup ahead.
Tucker just stretched in an armchair, more than happy to keep scrolling through memes while he waited. It didn't really matter that Danny was late, anyway; it wasn't like Julien was here either.
The theme to Ratatouille interrupted the thought and the boy unwedged his phone from between the seat cushion and the armrest.
"Hey Frenchie. Don't worry, Danny's late too."
"Um, so⟨rr⟩y, but d'at is not why I am calling. D'e⟨r⟩e is a girl 'e⟨r⟩e d'at is upset and needs 'elp, but I can't unde⟨r⟩stand 'e⟨r⟩ well."
"Does she not speak English?" Tucker shot back, interested in his presentation-mate's plight. It wasn't like he really cared about Biochemistry anyway.
"Ah, no, you misunde⟨r⟩stand. She is speaking English. I 'ea⟨r⟩ some words. But 'e⟨r⟩ accent is as bad as mine."
Tucker nearly laughed at the imagined scenario, but controlled his voice as he responded, "I'll head over in a bit. Where are you at?"
"By the baseball fields. Please 'u⟨rr⟩y; she won't stop c⟨r⟩ying. I think she's been 'e⟨r⟩e a couple 'ou⟨r⟩s." Julien's plea carried more than a little stress.
"Will do. Tucker out." Ending the call, the young adult packed up, stashing various gadgets into their respective carrying cases. Slipping on a sky blue hoodie so he didn't have to hold it, the technogeek missed when his best friend entered the building on silent feet.
"You were gonna leave me?" Danny spoke up from right behind Tucker, tone saturated in mock hurt and a hand flying to his chest.
The target of the jump scare didn't flinch, both acclimated to ghostly antics and the theatrics. "Yep, figured you'd just text when you got here."
"Uh, Dude, it's not like I get a copy of my phone, remember?"
Oh yeah. Duplicate. Sometimes it was easy to forget. "Whoops; my bad. Did you happen to hear the sitch, or do I need to fill you in?"
"Other than that blatant copyright infringement, I didn't hear a thing. What's up?"
Texting a quick update to the original Danny that actually had a phone, Tucker ignored his pseudo-friend's smirk and continued, "We're heading over to see Julien. Apparently he's been held up by some overwhelmed foreign exchange student?"
"Uhm, okay?" Danny-2's tone conveyed just as much confusion as Tucker's.
"Don't look at me like that, Man. I didn't ask for a ton of details." Tucker waved dismissively before padding to the door. The hoodied boy shook his head, sensing both mirth and a slight chill following.
The pair crossed campus, the burbling hum of a leaf blower engine deafening as they passed through the main courtyard. Winding between buildings, they came to the edge of an athletics field.
A large fence stretched before of them, a dugout on the other side and an open plot of well-manicured grass beyond.
Spying Julien and a smaller figure crouched further down the chain link, the two turned right and paralleled the barrier.
Even from a hundred feet away, Tucker was intrigued. It was a bit surprising someone else knew about Police in a Pod, but he could definitely get behind a girl in costume.
Coming closer, the hot-blooded male sighed. She was too young for him and it wasn't even a Seiko Fuji cosplay.
Danny-2 met his eyes. Expecting a reprimand for checking her out, Tucker was thrown off guard when his friend's face tried to convey a message. One that was incomprehensible until they got within hearing range of the other duo.
The new, very European-looking teen had a Japanese accent so thick it could be spread on toast.
Oh. Dang. Okay.
"Hu ahru de?! Biransu?!" the girl shouted hysterically. Lunging to her feet while keeping some weight off her right leg, the foreigner brandished a…writing utensil?
"A pen isn't always mightier than a sword, but points for trying," Tucker supplied instinctively, before realizing only Danny-2 would get it. What a waste.
Julien was quick to step back and hold up his hands in placation, trying to calm the girl down. But rather than have the desired effect, the semi-tan teen just pointed the stabby end at him, instead.
"Tomodachi! Tomodachi," [Friend! Friend,] Danny's duplicate assured from next to Tucker.
Huh. Danny must have picked up a few words of Japanese.
"Die joe boo." [iT iS oKaY]
Well. Something resembling Japanese anyways. Tucker sniggered into his hand when the female hiccuped and lowered her pen in utter bafflement.
Minor adrenaline shivers trembled up slender arms and the plain teen's teeth chattered every few seconds; but at least she'd finally stopped crying.
"I'm sorry. Danny doesn't speak Japanese." Realizing his mistake, Tucker quickly amended, "I don't, also."
"B-But you're speaking J-Japanese right now." The foreigner tilted her head, medium-grey hair catching around the collar of a short-sleeved dress shirt. When the strands moved Tucker could swear there were highlights of green.
"Uhm."The anime lover raised his fingers into a little pinching shape. "A little; but I'm not skillful at it." Switching to English and pointing to himself, he admitted, "I'm just an otaku."
The girl's overall confusion and fear seemed to die down, and with it, so did her confidence. Eyes fixating on a lone weed in the concrete and hand snaking over to hold its opposing arm, the teen subconsciously hunched inward. "Wato izu yoo nemu?"
"My name is Tucker," the Foley spoke slowly, pointing to himself. "The kid next to you is Julien;" the gaunt brunet nearly flinched at the attention, "and on my left is Danny. What's your name?"
"Mai nemu izu Kamada Haru." She paused, then startled slightly as if an idea just occurred to her. "Amerika-jin. E-to...Haru izu fuasuto nemu." Glancing in the direction of the buildings, she asked, "Woeru amu ai?"
"This is Lower Illinois Community College," Danny-2 cut in before Tucker could answer, darting blue eyes toward Julien.
Oh. Right. Can't say anything too specific with listening ears.
Tucker made a show of pulling his phone out and checking the screen. "Oh shoot! It's already ten! Hey Julien, let's get going on our project. Danny can help Haru."
Julien looked both relieved and pensive, the first emotion in higher quantities than the second. "What if 'e needs us?"
"Pfft. Helping a lost kid's no big deal. He'll be fine. Besides, he was the one who was late; he can be the one who has to play catch-up tonight. If we don't get started soon, we're gonna be screwed for the presentation tomorrow!"
"Thanks for the nomination," Danny's clone deadpanned, staring the techno-geek down with crossed arms.
"Yep! Anytime!"
Tucker let a cheeky smile curve his mouth, then sauntered over to Julien. Kamada shuffled back as the young man approached, but he ignored her, clasping the other male's bird-boned shoulder in a friendly manner. Using the hold as both rudder and means to push the boy along, the master deceiver steered his classmate in the direction of the campus library.
With a final glance over his shoulder, Tuck winked at Danny-2's grateful look.
Sunday, September 9th,
10:07 am
Danny-2 felt a 'completeness' tingle up his legs, the sensation filling his body like liquid. When it reached the top, a secondary awareness settled into his brain, a flood of memories rejoining a whole. Or was he giving the memories? It was always hard to tell.
Making sure Tucker and Julien were well out of earshot, Danny—for he was sure he was the original now—turned back toward his newest problem.
Debating on how to ease into this delicate conversation, Danny noticed Kamada-san grow increasingly nervous in the silence.
"Woai aru yuu suteriingu ato mi?"
The halfa's mind blanked and he blurted, "You wouldn't happen to be from an alternate dimension full of superheros, would you?"
Well crap. That came out totally wrong.
By the way Kamada-san froze and her eyes widened, the behatted girl was likely five seconds from running. Scratch that. Three.
"Wait, wait, wait! Come back!" Danny sprang after, red converse thudding on the concrete. The girl took a hard right, darting through a gap in the tall, foul ball fence that led to the baseball field. "I'm sorry! I'm not a villain! I'm trying to help!"
Danny knew the teen could hear him—she kept throwing glances over a shoulder—but stopping didn't seem on the agenda despite a lurching gait.
Gasping for breath, Haru flew past second base.
All the ghost boy could think was that he was really glad Tucker had left.
Squeezing through another opening, this time in one of the outfield's short fences, the flighty female bolted toward the road, limp more obvious now. Danny's panic wrenched to new heights when he noticed a silver Honda barreling down the street toward her.
"The other girl that was kidnapped! Hagakure Toru! She's at my house!"
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM TODAY?!
Leaning forward, the halfa picked up speed, momentum surpassing that of a track star's, and vaulted the fence. "I can show you, if you just come with me!"
Holy flaming poop balls. He'd be better off using candy to coax her into a black-windowed creeper van at this rate.
Danny couldn't blame Kamada-san for the fresh round of tears that poured down her cheeks. But the car in his periphery urged him on. Lunging forward as the escapee stepped off the curb, the hero grabbed Haru around the waist and twirled her to face the sidewalk. During the spin, Danny witnessed the Accord come to an abrupt stop and concurrently throw on a blinker.
Distracted by the terrible parallel park job in progress, Danny was stunned when a fist to the face brought him back to an anticlimactic reality. His grip slackened—from shock more than anything—and the flailing limbs jerked away.
Wheezing in air and shaking, Haru backed up until she hit the fence. Left hand clutched to her chest like it hurt, the girl's gaze darted around maniacally.
"Shhh, shh." Danny subconsciously started to gesture "calm".
Wait. She was literally fenced in. Imagining a new farmer chasing sheep, Danny's limbs dropped out of the corralling pose.
Surprisingly, the foreigner didn't immediately flee. But considering a big, bad wolf with pulmonary hypertension would have sounded less winded and she seemed to be putting all her weight on her left leg now, he could see why she'd chosen the move.
Keeping his eyes fixated on Kamada, the raven haired man reached into his pocket and pulled out a smartphone.
"Hey, Eerie. Call home."
"Calling 'Little Shop of Horrors'."
Danny flinched at the same time Haru did, but he still clicked the megaphone icon.
"Hi, Sweetie! Why'd you call the landline? Did your father lose his phone again?" the cheerful question blasted through the cell's crappy, static-ridden speakers.
"Ah, no. Mom, can you put Hagakure-san on, please? It's urgent."
At least Kamada-san's wild eyes had lessened. The whites were no longer quite so prominent and her gaze downright riveted to the phone when a new, unsure voice crackled out of it.
"E-to. Moshi-mosh?" [Uhm. Hello?]
"Hagakure-san! This is Danny—" The boy cut off when his mom's voice yelled in the background.
With enhanced hearing, he could easily make out the "Motte imasu! Douzo, Hagakure-san, kore wa yakudachimasu." [Got it! Here Hagakure, this will help.] Danny had no idea what it meant, but he stayed quiet so she could finish.
A small beep sounded and "Arigato, Maddie-san," turned into "Thanks, Maddie."
"Uhhh….wait just a second." Danny's eyes flicked to the parallel parker who had finally exited her vehicle. The petite fashionista grabbed an excessively large purse out of the passenger side of the cheap Honda, glancing back and forth between Danny and Haru.
When Kamada failed to make any sounds besides catching her breath, the new chick marched straight up to the frozen highschooler. Palming something into the Japanese teen's immobilized hand, the intruder glared at Danny and marched away.
Both the foreigner and her pursuer stared in stunned silence at a travel-sized can of pepper spray. After a slow blink, the tall male pulled his gaze away and checked for other, unwanted ears.
"Okay, coast is clear." Leaning forward a little to make sure his voice would feed coherently into the receiver, Danny informed, "Hagakure-san, I think I found someone else from your world, but she's really scared." Tone turning needling, he begged, "Can you please tell her that I'm not some crazy axe murderer?"
There was a short wait, the Ghost Gabber happily churning out a translation.
"Wait—WHAT?!"
Sunday, September 9th,
10:54 am
"I'm sorry."
"Huh? What!? No! I don't blame you for running at all. I was stupid! And I made you hurt your leg more," Danny denied, a strange device translating his words in an echo of Japanese.
"No, I mean, for punching you." Sitting on the curved couch of this strangely recessed living room, Kamada stared at her clasped hands, a blush creeping up her face.
"Ha! Everyone in this family practices martial arts except Dad. We can take a punch," A young redhead—Jill-san? No, Jazz-san—reassured from her spot on the furniture several spaces down.
Across from the couch sat the parents of the household, two scientists in superhero-esque jumpsuits. The mom perched daintily on her chair while a kitchen stool strained to hold up her husband.
"Don't worry about it. We're just glad you're okay!" the hulking dad reassured. A broad hand reached down, cupping most of his son's scapula before giving a light squeeze. "Danny's made of tough stuff."
"So how'd you get here, if you don't mind me asking?" Hagakure questioned.
Head turning right and gaze fixating on the UA student's shoulder, the Shiketsu girl responded, "My sister and I were shopping. We were looking at bracelets and then I just...fell...I lost my footing, and there was this green mist. I grabbed for a display case to try and catch myself but all I managed to do was knock it over. Next thing I knew I had landed thigh first on a curb."
"Wow! For kidnappings, these stories sure are boring, eh Haru—ah, Toru?" the dad—Jack-san?—joked. Kamada just caught the, "Man that's gonna get confusing," that followed, the translator on the coffee table between them not even picking up the quiet grumble.
A glare pinned the middle aged man. Jack-san's wife, Maddie-san, angled more toward him before going very still.
"Whaaaat? I just meant that nothing all that exciting happened to either of them; well, unless you count the tussle Toru heard." Jack smiled disarmingly, "But that's a good thing."
The proclamation elicited a long-suffering sigh from the orange man's daughter while his son just leaned back, eyes rolling and fingers pressing into the carpet to support the pose.
"Can you think of any reason why you were taken?" Maddie-san inquired, finally pulling her gaze away from the object of her ire.
"I don't know," Haru answered, face burrowing into her hands. "I'm just a mediocre student from the support course. I ranked seventeenth on my class's final exam last year and 4D only has twenty-two students!" The thin girl's upper half folded, chest sinking toward her thighs and knees propping up her elbows.
A hand rubbed circles on her back and Kamada looked up to see Jazz leaning toward her. "We don't mean to push you. Take your time."
Contrary to the words, though, a voice jumped in on Haru's other side, "Have you noticed anyone suspicious hanging around the past few weeks? Or like, has anything unusual happened at your school lately?"
"When my class was targeted by the League of Villains, the first sign something was up came from news reporters trespassing on campus. It wasn't until the next day that we actually got attacked."
Haru blinked at the sudden reminder, sitting back up. "Act—"
"Hold up! What? Your class has been attacked before?! You didn't tell us that!" Danny freaked, legs pulling into a criss-cross and back straightening as he jolted to attention.
Near simultaneously, his father exclaimed, "League of Villains? That's ridiculous! I could come up with a better name in my sleep!"
Jazz and Maddie locked eyes over the coffee table before the younger redhead leaned forward to look past Haru, regarding Toru's probable face location with concern. "Are you okay? Was anyone hurt?"
Hagakure-san's voice turned sheepish and a glove covered what Haru assumed was the girl's unseen face, leaving a crack between the middle fingers. Maybe to peek through?
"Sorry, everyone. I haven't been entirely honest. I mean, I haven't lied, but I did omit some stuff. I am training to be a hero and I did fall through a portal while at school. I just wanted to be totally sure you weren't connected to my world's villains in any way before I told you everything."
Danny rubbed under his bushy eyebrows with one hand. The guy didn't appear angry, per say, but something like directionless frustration hung about him.
"So, I guess I should start with where I go to school...UA High is the top hero school in Japan, with only one rival that could possibly match it in prestige. Shiketsu Academy." At this, Hagakure gestured towards Haru, and the grey-haired teen subconsciously squirmed in place. "Last year, a new teacher came to work at UA—a super famous hero named All Might."
At the name, Jack's face gained a highly amused grin. "This attracted the attention of a budding group of terrorists. The League of Villains." "Terrorists" killed the mirth in his eyes.
Likewise, Haru's half-emerged phone slid back into her pocket, all desire to show a picture of the America themed hero evaporating like summer puddles on blacktop.
"The first time they targeted my class was during specialized training at a secluded building on campus. They wanted to murder All Might and they brought in a grotesque, multi-quirked monster to do it. To get everyone else out of the way, they had a portal user, Kurogiri, separate the students so that lesser thugs could pick us off."
Maddie inhaled sharply and covered her mouth, while Jazz muttered, "Portal user?", tone intense.
Neither interruption was enough to pause Hagakure's tale, "What they didn't know was that All Might had called in sick that day."
"Everyone fought for their lives, stalling for time as our classmate with super speed got past the villains and ran for help. All Might and several other staff members arrived just in time to save us and our homeroom teacher."
"So everyone made it out all right?" The youngest Fenton visibly sagged, shoulders relaxing.
"Depends on what you mean by all right. Aizawa-sensei nearly died protecting us that day." The sentence was gunshot, turning the room deathly silent. Danny in particular looked as if he'd been physically hit by the words, rubbing at his chest through the fabric of a black tshirt. "He suffered full body bruising, two cracked ribs, torn muscles, multiple lacerations and abrasions, a smashed elbow, several facial fractures including a crushed orbital floor and broken arms—three breaks in his right and a severely comminuted humerus on his left."
Kamada's eyes widened. The story had been plastered all over the news when it had happened, sure, but hearing the details directly from a student made it so much more real. And terrifyingly brutal. How could this girl sitting next to her be so sweet and cheerful after going through that?
"The second time our class was targeted—" the sound faded out and the room swam around Haru, "—classmates were nearly cut down by the hero killer, Stain. I wasn't there, but the League set fire to Hosu and let more of those monsters—Nomu—loose on the city, killing almost a dozen people."
A muscle in Jack's jaw ticked and Danny's shaggy bangs hung over his eyes as he silently leaned forward, hands clenched very tightly in his lap.
Feigning obliviousness, the orator went on, "The third time, one of my classmates was held hostage in a shopping mall under threat of disintegration by the lead villain's quirk, Decay."
Jazz was positively green. Not that Haru could blame the woman. Her own stomach was churning as she watched Hagakure-san deliver the news somewhat impassively.
"Then the last time was probably the worst."
"There's worse?" Maddie croaked.
"Ah. Yeah. Not in terms of injury, though."
"The League managed to discover a secret training camp that the teachers had set up for us and another class. During the courage walk they burned the forest around us and filled it with poison gas, using the distraction to kidnap Bakugo—oh, that's a classmate of mine who's known for his anger issues—and one of the pro heroes that helped arrange everything."
Hagakure's voice finally showed emotion, going soft and carrying an ache, "It was rough, not knowing what was happening to them…"
There was a pause, then like a switch, the joyful teen returned. "But we got them back! A bit traumatized, but alive! So, all things considered, I'd say this kidnapping experience has been great! It might as well be a vacation!"
The ecstatic vibe was downright jarring.
"Sorry for not telling you guys everything sooner. You've been so good to me, I really don't deserve your patience."
Jack sputtered as Maddie practically growled, "You have absolutely no reason to apologize. You've been a complete pleasure to have around, and I'm surprised you told us a gosh darn thing. Thank you for even giving us a chance."
Mouth poised as if to say something, Jazz suddenly looked down. After a beat, her gaze rose back up, lips smoothing out into a shaky, comforting smile. "If you ever need to talk about anything, let me know. I can help you work through things, if you'd like."
Danny stayed tense and unresponsive, eyes still shrouded by a raven veil.
Not sure how to interrupt, Kamada lifted a slightly open hand just above her shoulder line and waited.
It was Jazz who noticed. "Uhm….Yes? Kamada-san?" The adult's face had perplexion written all over it.
"Ah—What Hagakure-san said about strange things happening at school. It reminded me of something."
"There's been a rumor going around that someone from our hero course was kidnapped by the League. I seriously doubt it's true, though. All the increased security lately is probably because of what's been happening at UA. Plus the girl that was supposedly kidnapped took part in the provisional licensing exam during the time that she was 'missing'."
"Really? Who was the rumor about?" Hagakure asked, a thread of demand strung through the words, despite the forced laziness with which they were spoken.
"Utsushimi Camie." A lightbulb went on in Kamada's head. "You might have seen her at the exam. She's ahead of me, so she would have been a second year at the time." The support student fiddled with a strand of hair. "I haven't officially met her, myself, but I have seen her in the halls. She talks…strangely."
Toru held up a finger, the "wait a second" pose ensuring everyone's silence while she contemplated the name. After a bit, her right hand formed a fist and plopped into the waiting palm of her left.
"Midoriya-kun might have had a one on one fight with her during the first phase of the test. He said a girl asked him a ton of weird questions, and I think that was her name. I know it was a blonde." Hagakure's sleeves rose in a shrug. "Midoriya-kun tends to attract the oddest people, though. It could have been someone else and I'm just not remembering right."
"Utsushimi-san is blonde," the thin teen acquiesced, the edges of her mouth pulling down.
"How many people were at this test?" Danny cut in, hyper focused.
"Over fifteen hundred took part in the last exam," Haru supplied, heat rising to her cheeks when Hagakure peered at her questioningly. "I-ah, I like heroes. I keep track of every licensing exam."
"Well, if it was her, such a direct interaction would be pretty unlikely to occur on its own," Maddie considered.
Toru turned to face Haru and grabbed her hands. "Is there anything else you remember? Even the smallest detail could help."
"Uhm. She was gone for like three days after, but that could have been a family matter. Everyone was saying she had no memory of the exam or the days she missed, though. That's what caused the original rumor. People were speculating that she'd been drugged."
"Wouldn't the school have known if she went missing?" The scowl on Maddie's face could have withered Gang Orca.
"I'm sure they do know. Which is why I find the rumors so suspicious. Something like that would have made the news, and I find it hard to believe her parents wouldn't have stormed the gates in worry if it had actually happened."
Toru sucked in a short breath beside Haru, and the support student went quiet, a wave of depression hitting hard. Pulling her thoughts forcibly back together, she tried to recall any related chatter she'd been privy to since school began.
"I overheard a student in the cafeteria say Utsushimi-san woke up behind some garbage bins on the seedy side of town," the Shiketsu kid monotoned. "But I expect that's about as likely as the rumor that she's a werewolf and had a bad transformation on the full moon. Kaito-kun even insisted she was talking about worms in her arms at one point." Vague irritation empowered Haru, allowing her to make eye contact with everyone in the room except Toru. "It was just a typical rumor mill."
"Considering all the kidnappings lately, let's at least entertain the idea that it's true." Jazz stared directly at Kamada and the teen quailed. "If she was kidnapped, how could she have gone to the exam without remembering it?"
The question hung in the air.
"She coulda been drunk!" Jack threw in, tone chipper. Half laughing, he elaborated, "I remember this one college party I—" Maddie shot her husband a sharp look and the man's mouth clicked shut.
Ignoring his parents, Danny got up from the floor and paced back and forth behind them. "Do you know if the League of Villains has a brain washing power on board?" After a pause, "Or someone who can shapeshift?" Eyebrows drawing together, the male breathed something nonsensical under his breath, leaving Haru to wonder what the heck "ammo-four" was.
"There's a guy that can make copies of people, but I don't know if the copies have free will or if he can control them," Hagakure answered. "Are you saying they used a fake Utsushimi-san to spy on my class?"
"I don't know; maybe. At least that gives us another lead to look into," Danny mused as he gripped his chin, steps halting and eyes boring holes in the carpet.
"Thank you, Kamada-san. That was very helpful." Maddie turned to Haru, and the support student glanced away under the sincerity.
"Tor—Hagga-curry-san. Something you said earlier is nagging at me worse than Maddie's sister. That portal guy. His name's Blackmist, right?" Jack asked, backing up the conversation. "The portals he makes aren't green, are they?" The question was nearly a statement.
"No, they're not. They're purple with black edges. But portal quirks are super uncommon in our world. If Kurogiri is involved he might have been upgraded by the person who makes the Nomu." At her audience's general confusion, Hagakure clarified, "Nomu aren't natural, they're bioengineered."
The Fentons all scowled as if smelling something so rotten the flavor coated their tongues.
"Or like, maybe he got contaminated with ectoplasm or something?" Toru continued hypothesizing, tapping a finger repeatedly against her thigh in thought. "With all the stuff you and Maddie-san have been telling me about ghosts, that sounds like it could be a real thing."
Kamada paled and looked at her fellow foreigner.
Ectoplasm? Ghosts?!
"Ha! Humans with ghost powers? That's preposter—," Maddie stopped, head tilting back. "Actually. There was that ghost mosquito outbreak during Danny's freshman year of high school." Seeing Haru's gobsmacked look, she elaborated. "The bites infected the kids with such high levels of ecto-radiation that they exhibited ghostly abilities."
Yeah, sure. That explanation sounded less crazy. Why not.
"There's also a genie ghost, Deadly Desire, that can grant wishes," Jazz supplied, grinning when her brother grumbled unintelligible, irate sounds and Kamada's eye twitched.
Maddie slouched forward into a "thinker" pose, closing her eyes for several heartbeats to actively ignore her children.
"What about that amulet thingy? Didn't your friend, Sam, turn into a ghost dragon once?" Jack threw in, turning on his stool to address Danny.
Haru swore she felt her mind go on strike, refusing to digest any of this and shoving it into the "later" portion of her brain.
"Okay! Okay. We get the point. Maybe this Kurogiri dude has something ghostly going on. Speaking of, shouldn't you guys be heading to check out the portal Kamada-san came through? While it's still fresh?" Danny's eyebrow rose, arms weaving together over a lean, yet muscular chest.
"By George, he's right! Let's go, Mads!" Jack was already grabbing the keys for the GAV off the hanger, looking positively thrilled. "C'mon girls, we're gonna need directions."
The rest of the room rose, and Haru found herself herded along.
"Ah, Danny? Aren't—Aren't you coming with us?" For some inexplicable reason, her prior captor was suddenly an anchor to her sanity.
An almost pained expression stared back. "I can't. I have a really big assignment due at school tomorrow, and I already missed my group's last study session." Guilt twinged in Haru's stomach as he added, "Sorry."
"T-that's okay." Realizing it was her last chance for a while, she turned toward him and bowed. "Thank you for helping me. I know I don't deserve it."
"That's bullcrap." Danny's eyes became intense and Haru took a step back subconsciously.
"Of course you do."
Sunday, September 9th,
11:38 am
I don't know, Sweetie. We already double checked. The only signature here is yours.
The words whispered into Danny's ear from his smartphone's front, quiet even to enhanced hearing. On its back, an oddly perfect picture of Mars's surface peeked from between slender fingers.
"But that doesn't make any sense! Even if it was a natural portal, it would have left a mark!" The half ghost groaned and repositioned his cell into a shoulder hold. Hands free, he changed windows from an internet browser to a PowerPoint presentation. Typing "fumarate" into a circular diagram's empty box, a thought occurred to the college student. "Wait. Where are you guys?"
Kind of by the old Googolplex Cinemas. Several blocks down on Maple Street, Maddie replied.
"Well, that explains my signature, at least. I fought a prank-happy scarecrow near there this morning. The dude would not stop teleporting; it was Box Ghost levels of annoying."
That could be our guy. Where did—
"I hate to burst your bubble, Mom, but the kid didn't do it. He's nowhere near powerful enough to create a portal."
It could be an obsession-related power, Maddie refuted.
"I'm telling you, it wasn't him. He was a mischievous little twit. If he could create portals I'd be making my way back from Timbuktu right now."
A heavy sigh traveled through the phone.
Okay. If you're positive. Doubt trickled through the words.
"I am."
Well, maybe we have a new ghost on our hands that can hide its signature. Or it actually is Kurogiri, and his power somehow masks, doesn't have, or negates the radiation?
"Ugh-Maybe. I feel like we can never catch a brea—" Beep beep beep.
"Hey, Mom, I'm getting a call from Sam. I'll call—" the halfa raised his voice over the next busy tone, "—you back later, okay?"
Okay. Love y—beep beep beep—ell her hi.
"Yep. Bye, Mom."
Holding a button down on the screen, until Hello, Danny? Are you there? came through the speakers, Danny greeted, "Hey Sam."
Tucker told me you found another girl.
"Yeah, I was actually just about to call you guys and fill you in."
Conference?
"Yeah."
Ringing filled the silence as Danny took the opportunity to stretch, arms reaching toward the ceiling with phone in hand. The call connected and the cell snapped back down, rubber-band motion rocking the Ops Center chair forward.
Hello, Mom. Yeah, I'll be back in time for dinner. Julien and I are still working. There was a break in which neither Sam nor Danny spoke, then, Love you, too. Bye.
The line clicked off.
Well. Looks like you managed to successfully pawn your work off again, Tom, Sam jibbed. Danny could feel the smirk through the phone.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm actually working on the project right now."
Le gasp. That's a new one.
A huff exited the male's nose. "Do you want to hear the news or not? It might as well be a Texan peach in August."
That sweet, huh?
Recalling the horrifying tales from the other world, Danny corrected, "No. That juicy."
Sunday, September 9th,
7:54 pm
The kitchen table had been displaced from its normal spot. But at least it had adapted well to its new environment, already covered in note cards despite being shoved into a corner of the living room. The couch, coffee table and TV stand had been rearranged, giving their new roommate space.
At the impromptu desk sat the youngest Fenton, grabbing his hair with one hand in stress as the other tapped a highlighter up and down on a textbook.
Behind the boy, a pair of dimensional travelers lounged on the curved sofa, paying attention to a herd of claymation sheep on the forty inch flatscreen.
The male's older sister came down the stairs from the second floor and beelined for the wall below the staircase. Fussing a striking red jacket off a mounted coat rack and onto her body, she plopped onto a little bench. "Danny, you're in charge of feeding the girls! I'm going to a bar with a friend and won't be back until really late!" she called, grabbing some boots from the shoe storage beneath her. "Mom and Dad are in the lab working on something and you know how they get."
"Kay," the homework-ridden adult acknowledged, looking up from the biochemical migraine before him to survey his sister, "I'm more surprised by you. A bar? Since when do you drink? You'll kill your only brain cell!"
"Ha, ha; Danny. I'll remember that the next time you ask me to pretend to be your guardian. I don't think my single brain cell will be able to pull off a convincing performance."
"Jokes on you. That won't matter by next weekend."
"Wato wonto mataa?" A new voice cut in, breaking the siblings out of their naturally occurring repertoire.
"NOTHING." Danny turned his chair abruptly away from the table, the legs ripping across the carpet.
Jazz's grin turned coprophagous.
"Oh. Nothing important. Just a family matter."
The younger Fenton sagged, face pale, but relieved at his sister's words.
Haru seemed momentarily uncertain; then dropped her gaze when Danny grabbed his seat and turned it back toward his temporary desk.
In the opening created by her brother's distraction, Jazz winked and held a pointer finger in front of glossed lips. By the time the beleaguered man looked back, the redhead was already disappearing through the front door.
Checking his space-themed cell phone, the half-ghost winced. "Sorry. I bet you guys are starving. My family normally eats super late so I didn't even think about it."
"Ito izu oke. Ai iito rato aruso. Mai sukuuru izu haado. Deru izu machi homuwaaku," Kamada reassured.
Danny put down his pink highlighter, reaching up to rub tired eyes. He was no stranger to a schedule packed so tightly meals got missed.
"Ban gohan?" [Dinner time?] Hagakure's question startled the other two, making Haru twitch in surprise and answer with a hesitant, "H-hai…" [Y-yes...]
At the confirmation, Toru popped up like a kid on a trampoline and jogged to the kitchen.
Shaking her head, Kamada extracted herself somewhat stiffly from the purple-grey upholstery and followed with an uneven gait. Danny watched the teen go, gaze concerned, before taking her cue.
Stopping five feet from the girls, the tall male settled himself between the two rooms, leaning against the threshold's cased opening.
A gloved hand reached out, tugging the awkward guy closer as its twin turned on a recently procured Ghost Gabber. "You don't have to worry about towering over us, Danny-kun. You should see some of the people in our world! My teacher, All Might, is 220 cm!"
At Danny's somewhat blank look, Kamada clarified, "That's seven feet, two and a half inches tall."
"Wh-what? I wasn't—I mean. Was it that obvious?" The boy rubbed at tense muscles in his neck while light freckles contrasted with a blush.
"I mean, yeah. But the only reason you look strange is because you're acting that way," Hagakure teased. "Now come on. I'm hungry as a tiger!"
The phrase startled a single laugh out of Haru.
Taking a quick peak in the mostly empty fridge, the host asked, "Is Mac and Cheese okay?"
"Sure!" and "Sounds great!" were joint calls.
As Danny instructed the girls on what cold things they'd need, he reached into a yellow cupboard for the shelf staple ones.
"So, uhm, I wanted to say I'm sorry I haven't really had a chance to get to know you, Hagakure-san. I know you've been here since Thursday. I've just been so busy with that stupid school project. And then I accidentally slept in yesterday—"
"Danny-san."
—and when I finally woke up you were already holed up in the lab."
"Danny-san!"
The half ghost flinched. "Yes?"
"You're fine. Calm down. I'm not made of glass. Like I said before, it's actually been really nice staying with you guys." The girl reached up, socks indicating a tippy toe stance, and patted the older boy's head like a dog. "Besides, you're more fun when you aren't being a nervous wreck."
This finally got a snort out of the guy, the movement as he crossed his arms suddenly more fluid, almost lithe. "Bark bark."
"That's the spirit!" Hagakure's arm pumped in cheer; the atmosphere around her could have made dancing daisies feel at home. "Now let's get cookin'!"
Kamada split off to the lemon colored counter on the far side of the stove, a cutting board and knife in hand. Setting them down, she went back for the cheeses, bringing the Fontina and cheddar to be cubed.
"So, how did yesterday with my parents go? You guys were down in the lab for a long time…" Danny pettered off, getting out a pan and adding milk to it.
"No luck. To be honest I didn't have high hopes. Support companies have tried to make me visible before. It's never worked." Toru grabbed her own pot and started filling it with steaming water from the tap. Putting it on the stove, the teen poured some salt in and turned the heat on high.
Haru watched covertly from the side, starting to cut several hot dogs up. "Do you happen to know how your quirk works? My applied robotics teacher always says, 'The first step to creating a good support item is to know what you're supporting.' "
"Yeah, actually! So, at UA, I figured out that my body flashes if I hold it in just the right way." The excited girl held up her arm, twisting the exposed wrist around until the epidermis glinted. "But yesterday in the lab, we tested why."
"Would you mind taking over for a sec?" Danny interrupted. Handing off a wooden spoon to Toru so she could stir, the halfa used the break to toss pasta shells in the now-boiling water. The black-haired boy then gestured to Kamada, who scraped the cheese and hot dogs off her cutting board and into the warm milk.
While keeping the newly added chunks from sticking to the bottom, the invisible girl went on, "Apparently, I'm not just shiny; I'm bending light to make myself invisible. We tried a couple different ways to change how the light refracted, but my quirk adapted to all of them almost immediately. I've gotta be doing it subconsciously, because Maddie-san had me repeat the tests with my eyes closed and my adaptation time was slower."
"So you're like a lumi-mage!" The Amity Park hero chewed the information over. "That's actually super different than how a ghost does it. For both intangibility and invisibility, ghosts will their bodies into different planes of existence. They can basically just decide not to interact with this world's molecules. Or in the case of visibility, light. It's more like they aren't fully there than actual photon manipulation."
Pulling the pasta, draining and dumping it into the slowly-melting cheese sauce, Danny asked, "What's your quirk, Kamada-san? I haven't seen you use it."
"Actually you have. I'm always using it, even if it doesn't look like it." An abashed expression crossed the support student's face. "You're 186.31 centimeters tall. You added approximately four and one third cups of milk to the pan. The barometric pressure in here is 30.081 inches of mercury. And it's 21.6-repeat degrees Celsius in here."
"My quirk's called Measuring Tape. I can determine any kind of measurement between myself and an object or place I focus on."
"Holy crap, that's awesome! I bet you're great at carnival games!" Toru interjected, increasing her whipping speed at Danny's behest. A slurry of cornstarch and milk poured into the dish, morphing it very quickly from a runny noodle soup into a creamy American staple.
"Not particularly. I've been banned from every guessing game I've ever tried, and I'm not super coordinated. It's why I can't be a hero…the coordination, not the getting banned." A bitter edge crept into her tone, "My parents want me to be a meteorologist or a surveyor, something nice and safe. They even tried convincing me to go into architectural design. But my dream is to be a hero. And if I can't do that, I want to work with them."
Bringing their food to the dining room, the three settled around the table.
Trying to cheer her up, Danny and Toru turned Haru's quirk into their own guessing game as they ate, trying to ferret out the limits of what she could and could not measure.
Sunday, September 9th,
9:26 pm
The ghost boy shot out of the Ops Center floor, the ground resealing itself behind him.
Rather than fall from the graceless exit, Danny's hair floated and he appeared to pause in midair. Equilibrium restored and touching down on whisper-soft feet, the gravity-optional hero headed to the bathroom and got ready for sleep.
Scratching at the waistband of a pair of black sweats, the tired adult emerged and mosied towards his bed, a hearty yawn cracking his jaw and squinting his eyes. When he opened them again it was to see that the top of his dresser was empty.
A throaty groan rumbled the air and his face collapsed into a heavy frown.
"Seriously, Dad?! This is my fifth clock; cannibalize your own electronics!"
Danny tossed the lid back on the sleeper pod, crawling in and setting a phone alarm.
"This is why we can't have nice things."
Shutting the hinged door, he grumpily cocooned himself in blankets.
—
Beyond the boundaries of the capsule, several feet of black cord snaked across the floor, its plugged side nestled into the embrace of an extension. The other end lay frayed, not cut by any honed edge.
Monday, September 10th,
12:16 am
The silence was a boa constrictor of emptiness, wrapping and squeezing her lungs. Nee-chan was gone. Just gone. It'd happened so fast, and she couldn't stop it.
An echo of shattered glass splintered through her mind, slicing and cutting the memory with aggression and fear.
Tears streaking down her face and pulling a blanket up, Aiko Kamada wormed closer to her mother's side.
The woman's thin arms wrapped around her, tight enough to wind. A second later, a pleasant musk tinged with motor oil and grease tickled the young girl's nose as her dad wedged her in.
It seemed tonight would be sleepless all around.
Monday, September 10th,
2:15 pm
"Sanctuary!" Danny's hands rose to chest height, palms upward and fingers spread in a mimicry of prayer. Excitement shaking them, he exclaimed dramatically, "Blessed freedom! How I have missed thee!"
"Dann-o! How'd you do?" Jack called from the kitchen, throwing together several turkey sandwiches.
"We got a B-." The son's tone dropped lower, inflection changing as he walked toward his dad. "A solid B-."
"That's great! I'll make some bacon to celebrate!"
Danny's cheeks lifted and his eyes did this almost-squint of dubiety. "Uhh—thanks?" Unsure how to proceed, he changed the subject, "Do you know where Mom is?"
"She's napping. I sent her to bed when she started to fall asleep on her feet." Jack shook his head, fond. "Took me almost half an hour to convince her; that woman's stubborn as a bull and twice as strong."
"What about the girls?" Danny skirted around his dad, grabbing a banana off a suspended fruit bowl hook and peeling the top.
"Your sister just left for the library. She insisted books on shadow particles and physics might come in handy if we end up having to modify the Fenton Portal. The other two are down in the lab."
"The lab? What are they doing down there?!" Something akin to an adrenaline rush flooded Murphy's favorite fall boy. It wasn't quite severe enough to be panic, but was definitely enough to give a good case of nerves.
No longer in the mood for his yellow fruit, the jinx flipped the peels back in place and set it on the counter for later.
"Relax Danny, I've been chaperoning! Besides, they seemed pretty down in the dumps about falling behind in their classes. Figured the ol' Fenton Gear 101 would cheer 'em up!"
The half ghost just sighed. Making a mental note to increase his life (death?) insurance, the superpowered adult headed toward the basement.
Opening the soundproofed door at the top of the stairs, he yelled down, "Hey girls, I scored well on my group presentation! Did you want to come celebrate? My two best friends were gonna meet me for ice cream!"
"Aru yuu shyaru woii wonto badoo yuu?" came up the stairwell while a translator's voice worked in the background. A completely certain "Yes!" followed shortly after, Hagakure holding no such qualms now that she knew what Danny'd said.
The halfa smirked, ignoring Haru's polite protests and instead answering Toru's ecstatic affirmation, "Well come on, then! If we get there early, we can hit up some nearby shops."
The two came into view, stampeding up the steps. Danny snorted at the enthusiasm, well acquainted with the million, boring tangents of his father's "classes".
Head tilting when neither girl held anything, the older boy asked, "Where's the Gabber at?"
Kamada got a sly smile, which looked odd on her normally passive face, and reached into a pocket. A very sleek, very advanced smartphone emerged.
"I wouldn't show that to Tucker, if I were you. You may never see it again," Danny joked.
Surprisingly, though, the Ghost Gabber's voice came out of the cell's incredibly clear speakers, rapidly translating everything to Japanese.
"Jack and Maddie-san altered the Gabber's code to work with our technology," Hagakure declared proudly. "Kamada-chan helped them turn it into an app!"
The other foreigner slipped the phone back away, face rosy. Blushing seemed to be a constant state for the kid.
"Your parents downloaded a tweaked version on Jazz's phone, too. You should ask for a copy!" the invisible kid informed as they passed through the dining room, ignoring a crash from the kitchen.
"Typical. The last upgrade I got from them made my clothes inflate at random; meanwhile, Jazz gets the translator." Danny's eyes twinkled as he ushered the teens through the door and down to the Kia.
"Inflate?" Kamada asked, taken aback.
"My parents wanted a mobile airbag for their 'sweet baby boy' in the event of spontaneous blunt force trauma," the adult paraphrased.
Haru gaped at Danny like he grew a second head and the boy just grinned.
The driver then unlocked the red Kia and the three piled in, buckling up before the car pulled away from the curb.
There were a couple blocks of comfortable silence, the passengers fascinated by the world beyond the windows.
"It's so weird to not see hero advertisements everywhere," Haru commented, watching a barber shop pass by. The storefront had a distinct lack of photos showcasing Best Jeanist hair styles and Uwabami-backed salon products.
"Oh hey! Someone's wearing a Phantom shirt!" Hagakure pointed out. Danny winced slightly, the loud cry coming from directly behind his sensitive ears.
Both dimension hoppers had opted to sit in the back, leaving the older male as chauffeur.
"Yeah, he's ah—fairly popular in areas near Casper High School. The closer you get to Elmerton—that's the city across the river—the more he's seen as a menace, though."
"Who's Phantom?" Haru piped up from the back right seat.
"Holy crap! That's right. I was so busy telling you about my week last night, I forgot to mention the local hero!" Toru exclaimed.
"There's a hero here?! I thought you said the only people here with quirks were 'ghosts'?"
Danny kept his features blank and flicked his blinker on, sliding into the turn lane.
"They are! Phantom's is a ghost and the main reason I talked with the Fentons in the first place. They're like his agency."
"Oh, so you've met him?" Kamada whipped to her left, uncharacteristically grabbing Toru's shoulders and lightly shaking them as the car started to creep forward, "Was he cool!? How old is he? Is he…." Trailing off, the girl's arms lowered and she glowed so bright her window nearly steamed. "...what does he look like?"
Toru shrugged, "I haven't actually met him, yet." The prep was, however, happy to gossip. "But I have seen videos and pictures of him online, though. He's hot!"
The small sedan lurched to a stop despite only going a few miles an hour, the seat belts locking up. "Sorry! Sorry; I was making a right hand turn on a red, and there was another car," the driver apologized, steering them back into traffic when the light happened to change.
Peering at an empty street through the front windshield, Toru continued, not entirely against making their host uncomfortable, "He looks like he's in his early twenties. His face is pretty angular, I'm guessing Romanian or something. Well, minus the snow white hair and glowing green eyes. Very trim. Like an underwear supermodel, track star and swimmer's body all mixed into one. His black and white jumpsuit's pretty form-fitting…" the high school teenager trailed off suggestively, voice teasing and oh so chipper.
"He sounds…" The demure girl's volume dropped. "Nice." Then, louder, "I'd love to meet him."
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you might not get to," Danny croaked from the front. Clearing a too dry throat, he continued, "He's a pretty private ghost and only works with us because it suits him. Humans haven't always treated him well. In the past, he'd get a bad rep any time a ghost fight turned sour and there used to be a government branch pretty much dedicated to capturing and dissecting him."
A terrified, "Dissection?" squeaked from the back at the same time that Hagakure screeched, "Are they still around!?"
Danny winced from the volume again. "Don't worry! They're gone. He was able to take the agency down by pulling a few strings and planting advanced viruses in all their gear. We've been monitoring them just in case they try to come back, too."
Haru exhaled a long, shaky breath, trying to settle a pounding heart while Toru stayed stiff beside her.
"That sounds a lot like our history books." The bubbly, ribbing demeanor had completely left the stealth hero. "Our home went through a pretty dark time when quirks first appeared, too."
A hand reached across the back seat, slipping over Toru's clenched glove in solidarity.
"So, uhm, what is Phantom's quirk-er-power? Powers? You said ghosts can have more than one, right?" Haru asked in a blatant change of subject. The timid girl looked at Toru, receiving a subdued thumbs up from the other female's free hand. "I want to know more about him than just,"—her face got bright again—"his looks."
"He's super strong! Like insanely strong." Hagakure extracted her covered hand to gesture grandly at the air, looking vaguely like a fisher showing how big the sturgeon she caught was. "I saw a newspaper article from a few years ago that showed him carrying a school bus like it weighed nothing!"
Matching the other teen's excitement, if not her energy, Kamada grilled her dimension-mate, "Does he match up against All Might, do you think? Or would he be more like Fourth Kind? Or Mirko?"
"I honestly don't know. Every recent picture and video I've seen doesn't really show him straining from anything. I mean there were quite a few from when he first appeared, where he struggled with heavy objects or an opponent's strength, but he's definitely gotten way stronger since then."
You guys keep mentioning this All Might guy. What's he all about?" Danny cut in, the eagerness in his voice coming on a little too strong. Cheeks and ears burning, he dialed it back and tried again, "It's awesome to hear about other superheroes besides Phantom."
Kamada's brow furrowed slightly at the strange behavior while Hagakure answered, drawing no attention to the faux pas, "He used to be the number one hero in Japan and only retired a few weeks ago. His last fight was against a villain that leveled part of Yokohama."
"He's known as the Symbol of Peace," Haru added, willing to ignore Danny's awkwardness if the UA girl was. "A major resurgence of villainy happened in Japan a couple decades back and he near single-handedly put a stop to it. All with a smile on his face. After that, his very presence deterred crime."
Getting fired up, air exploded out of Toru's nose. "Yeah! He used to be godly powerful! His punches,"—the prep took a couple fake swings at Danny's seat, thumping the cloth—"caused so much air pressure that they could change the weather!"
"Well, I don't know if Phantom's punches have ever changed the weather, but I've seen him throw a five ton dragon by the tail."
Kamada smiled, amusement bleeding into her words, "The average school bus weighs more than twice that, Danny. But it would be pretty cool to see Phantom test his powers at a quirk measuring facility. I'm really curious if his ability really is brute strength or something else like weight manipulation."
"It's strength," Hagakure shut down. "I saw an earlier video of him kicking this mechanical man into some steel canisters so hard they just crumpled. And another where he ripped titanium with his bare hands."
"He sounds kind of overpowered to be honest. So strength is his main thing, then?"
"Nope!" the invisible teen refuted cheerfully, a cat that ate the canary. "He's insane! I've managed to find evidence of at least eight other quirks! He can even extend some of his abilities to other people!"
Kamada gaped, then, when Toru didn't yell "Just kidding!", glanced forward to check their resident driver. There was no held back smile, just a mild sheen of sweat building on the side of the man's pale face.
"I saw accelerated healing, enhanced durability, flight, emitter blasts, intangibility, invisibility, body manipulation, and shield generation!"
This time, Haru nearly choked.
"I hate to ask, but is that all of them, Danny?" the support student inquired, trying to get one more question in before they parked. Half a block down, a triple-decker ice cream graphic signaled the end of the drive.
Stalling, Danny made a show of being attentive to traffic before turning on the car's blinker and pulling into the parking lot. Sliding into an empty space, he called, "We're here!" as he inspecting the inside of the shop through the building's front windows.
Spying a waving hand, he pushed regret into his voice. "Sorry, girls. Looks like Sam and Tucker are already inside. We'll have to raincheck-ah, save, shopping and that question till later." Kamada seemed disappointed by the news, but Hagakure's body language remained relatively unfazed.
As the Kia's engine cut, Danny held his phone out of view of the two girls, typing, Stop letting Hagakure-san access the internet. ⟩:(
He hadn't even locked the screen before a new message popped up from Jazz.
The girls aren't prisoners, Danny.
"Typing…"
Danny stared at his screen for a solid twenty seconds, the icon continuing its little wave. Gulping, he closed his phone.
Monday, September 10th,
2:41 pm
-Bonus Plot Irrelevant Sam and Tuck Encounter-
Gossiping with girls from another dimension wasn't the most outlandish thing Sam Manson had done in her life. Not even close. But it was refreshingly simple.
Tucker and Sam had taken up station on one side of their little, wobbly table, while the foreigners sat opposite. Danny stayed booted to the end of the short booth, perched on a commandeered chair.
The goth tried not to judge Hagakure for her rocky road cup. The thing was so smothered in caramel sauce that the chocolate snack looked like little islands surfacing from a golden lake. But considering her own black licorice ice cream was coated in onyx colored sprinkles and gummy bats, it was hard to quibble with the girl's choice.
Drawing her gaze up, Sam watched Tucker fiddle with the fancy phone translating everyone's words.
"Okay, that's enough." Sam snatched the device from in front of the electronic buff's near twitching body, passing it back to Haru. "Kamada-san doesn't want drool on her phone."
Slipping a hand into a pocket on her violet-ebony corset, she collected her own cell, pulling it under the table and texting, Or other bodily fluids… to the group chat.
"But I was so close to getting into the operating system!" the technophile griped, a Doomed PvP alert chiming from the PDA in his hand.
A second later, Tucker's expression soured and Danny glanced down at his lap before turning a snort into a cough.
When Haru expressed concern, the halfa offered a half-baked excuse about ice cream going down the wrong pipe.
"So, as I was saying before," Hagakure's tone came across skeptical, causing Danny to look away as a smile broke through his pretend distress, "there's tons of support companies that make everyday items for quirk users. My friend Mina-chan gets this specially formulated oil to make sure her horns stay healthy and clean. And Mishirao-kun has to order in all his outfits to accommodate his tail. Detnerat normally drops them off at his house in just a couple days."
"Wow. That's super fast for special order," Sam praised, idly playing with her own custom-tailored corset pocket.
"Did your family make Phantom's suit?" Haru inquired, glancing up at Danny's face before fixating back on his chest.
"Oh yeah," Toru chimed in, "your parents' jumpsuits do look a lot like Phantom's."
"Yup," Sam affirmed, seeing Danny double check no one was watching before swirling a hint of green into his eyes in annoyance. Well he could shove the attitude. It'd sound weirder if they hadn't. "The Fentons make all of Phantom's gear."
"But he wore that outfit even before the Fentons were associated with him."
Sam's mind blanked and she made sure not to look at the end of the table.
Luckily Tucker jumped in, "Phantom used to…borrow from Danny's parents when he started out."
"He stole from them?" Haru asked in disbelief.
"To be fair, they shot at him a lot," Toru responded.
Tucker and Sam shared a glance while Haru went pale and stared directly in Danny's eyes, leaving him a deer in the headlights.
Starting to feel like she was sitting near an air conditioner, Sam stomped the ghost's foot under the table. The chill slowly leached away and Danny spoke up, "Phantom used to cause a lot of property damage before he got better at fighting, so my parents used to think he was a villain. Eventually, they realized he was just trying his best and decided to help out instead."
Haru's posture sank, and she suddenly seemed very tired while the empty shirt next to her twisted around.
Sam's suspicion that Toru was just looking at the shop's decor was soon confirmed, "So what's with this ice cream place you brought us to? Why are there newspapers all over the walls?"
Before Sam could answer, a customer walked into the shop and froze in place upon seeing, or rather not seeing, Hagakure. When the Hispanic woman managed to wrench her gaze away and spied Danny, Sam and Tucker, however, her muscles relaxed and she rolled her eyes. Throwing long, wavy hair over a shoulder, the Latina sauntered to the counter.
Sam glared at the A-lister on instinct as she passed.
"The Big Scoop is a play on words. It can be either a large spoonful of something or it can be an exciting story. This place actually does 'historical' ghost tours in addition to selling ice cream," Danny supplied.
"We brought you because it's a tourist trap." Tucker stated matter of factly, grinning.
"We like it because they get their dairy from humane, local sources," Sam huffed, chin rising. Catching a conspiratorial look of amusement between the boys, she scowled.
"I was wondering why they had such weird flavors!" The hero-in-training laughed, seemingly delighted by the turn of events. "Phantom Fudge? Boo-berry? The three ghostketeers?"
"Gotta love a gimmick," Tucker agreed.
-Bonus Plot Irrelevant Haru's Arrival Fluff Scene-
Hagakure felt like she was practically vibrating in place. Another girl! From her world!
Granted, she didn't know much besides that because they hadn't wanted to say too much over the phone. But Kamada and Danny-san were supposed to be home any minute now.
It was emotionally draining, not knowing how happy she was allowed to be. On the one hand, someone else would be going through this with her. On the other, another girl had just been kidnapped. She couldn't exactly revel in that...
Impatient, Toru flung herself off the couch like there were springs in her joints, sprinting past a startled Jazz and throwing the front door open. Planting her butt on the stairs she eyed the street, one socked foot tapping a lower step.
After four minutes, Danny's little red Kia finally rounded the corner at the end of the block, prompting Toru to clear the stairs in a single jump. The UA student jogged toward the car as it parked and both occupants exited the vehicle, the new girl moving gingerly.
The invisible kid bowed informally, posing just right for light to shimmer across her exposed skin in a diluted version of Warp Refraction.
"Hello! My name's Hagakure Toru, but you already knew that." Smile brilliant, even knowing the other girl couldn't see, she proclaimed, "It's so nice to meet you!"
Kamada didn't answer, back imitating an iron rod.
That was okay. Toru knew how to handle awkward silences! Her best friend was Mashirao-kun, after all. Unable to suppress a giggle at Danny's completely lost look, Hagakure went on, "I like your uniform! Are you from Shiketsu? That hat looks like one I saw at the licensing exam."
When Kamada-san side-eyed the youngest Fenton, Toru "shooed" the tension away with a gloved hand, exaggerating the movement to be more expressive. "Danny-kun's super nice. He's like a giant puppy; he just doesn't realize he's intimidating. All the Fentons are really sweet. Fair warning, though, Jack-san's way worse. He's almost as tall as All Might and twice as big! We're working on getting him to respect Japanese boundaries, though." Toru twirled around and started walking, motioning behind her. "C'mon!"
When her entourage failed to follow, she peeked over a shoulder. Danny's face was pinched in indecision, watching the Shiketsu student next to him. The older boy stayed motionless, helpless as the teen began to sob into her hands.
Toru grimaced and turned back toward Kamada with a pang in her chest. Forcing a gentle tone, the empath assured, "It'll be okay." Then, when the other girl remained unresponsive, held her arms loosely in front. Walking slow, the UA student closed the gap, pulling the thinner teen into a hug.
The cries increased and Toru's arms shook with the force of them. "Shhh. Shh. You're safe. The worst things you're gonna have to suffer through here are weight gain, boredom and homesickness."
A very wet hicc-laugh responded.
-Bonus Tangent Info on Kamada's Portal Fall-
-Original Intro to League Reveal Scene-
Haru Kamada and her sister had been checking out a small jewelry outlet when everything had gone sideways. Unable to compromise on a bracelet they both liked enough to get their mom for Christmas, the highschooler had left the much younger Aiko at a stand full of gaudy, oversized baubles.
Then, while inspecting a case strung full of black pearls, Haru had felt her right foot fall into nothingness. The sudden loss of balance had had the quiet teen frantically reaching for a nearby display as she'd tipped over into a sea of hazy green.
A dissonance of shattered glass, a soft crackle, birdsong and the rumble of an automobile engine had fought for Haru's attention during the short, but painful, drop onto a curb.
Over an hour she'd hid between two parked cars, cold, heavily bruised and pouring over half-remembered news stories. When the panic had finally abated enough for her to move, the teen had dragged herself up and limped down the street.
One point seven two miles of hobbling later, several batting cages and a mesh sack of baseball gear had come into view.
Making it only a little ways further, she'd staggered against some chain link, crying.
That's when the French person had found her.
And then, the Fentons.
-Cut Pasta Scene-
"Is…is it really hard? Always being invisible?" The question was weighted and quiet.
"I've never been able to do things like wear makeup, or get my hair done or anything. But it's never really bothered me too much. It can be a bit frustrating trying to show my feelings, but I've gotten good with body language and gloves really help!" Putting the water on the stove, the teen poured some salt in and turned the heat on high.
"I do remember having clothes I couldn't take off by myself when I was really young, but those were because my parents were terrified of losing me." A sleeve lifted up in a single armed shrug, seeming to say "what can you do?".
Danny's obligatory smile was a little broken, a haunted knowing behind his eyes as he stopped stirring the milk to look in Toru's direction.
-Cut Explanation of Quirks-
"Quirks used to be called "Meta Abilities"," Kamada's quiet voice filled the silence.
"The first users were so unheard of that if a child with abilities was born, they'd often get kidnapped or forced into service by their local country upon turning eighteen. Decades later, historians even discovered signs that several governments and crime syndicates experimented on them behind closed doors."
Danny bit his lip, a sharp canine pricking the soft flesh as his grip on the steering wheel grew white-knuckled. The Guys in White were bad, but at least they'd been incompetent.
"Prejudice towards Metas was also rampant. These new humans were stronger, more dangerous. And many turned criminal."
"If it got that bad, how the heck did your world turn things around?" Glancing through the rear-view mirror, the Amity local made brief eye contact with Kamada.
"Average Metas started stepping up. The history books call it the Era of Vigilantes," Hagakure informed, taking Haru's place. "It was basically how heroes started."
"Kind of. But it's a little more complicated than that," Haru gently corrected. "There was a shift in how average people saw Metas. It started when a mother insisted that her son's power didn't define him. That it was just part of his personality. A 'quirk' of his."
"Ah, so that's what coined the term," Danny commented, changing into the left lane and decelerating for a red light.
"Coined the term; is that an English phrase? What does it mean?" Hagakure asked the back of Danny's headrest.
"It means—uhm. That's. That's a good question…It's an idiom. A phrase that history makes popular and then most of the new generation forgets where it comes from," he answered abashedly. "I'm assuming it has something to do with copyright patents. Like how you get money for a trademark. But that's just a guess."
Risking another glance at Haru, he prodded for more information, "So how'd you get from 'my son is quirky' to full government backing of pro heroes?"
"Just like that, actually," Hagakure jumped back in. "More people were born with quirks, and pro-Meta movements started taking root. The word 'Quirk' wasn't really a thing until several decades later. Kinda retroactive."
Kamada rolled her eyes and filled in the gap, "As vigilantes got more popular, governments saw a need to control and regulate them. The best way to control a population is to make them dependent on what you can provide."
"Huh. So not really a route this town can take toward ghostly acceptance and peace," Danny joked, the words coming out a bit flat. "Oh well, I think Amity Park did better under Phantom anyway."
It vaguely lightened the mood. At least enough for Haru to change the subject.
Notes:
-What's the sitch? Is a Kim Possible reference.
-My idea is that Danny's technology doesn't duplicate with him, because he'd have to know all the internal components to the hardware and the code by heart to recreate those things with his ectoplasm. So, he could make a "cell phone" but it would just be solid green inside and not operate.
-I don't actually know the manga Police in a Pod, but the outfits are somewhat similar to Shiketsu ones.
-Haru speaking with an accent was indicated with romaji. So, the vowels correspond this way a = ah, i = ee, u = ew, e= eh, o = oh. "B's" kinda sound like "v's" and there's a couple other weird instances of certain sounds just not existing in Japanese.
-iT iS oKaY was totally a spongebob meme reference
-the scene with Haru running was supposed to be a very subdued scene, but then the scene just wrote itself. It really brought out how drastically different Kamada and Hagakure are. Kamada is a support student that has never encountered a villain, only carries a pen, has no fighting skills (to the point where she hurt herself punching Danny's super durable body), is prone to panicking, has bad reflexes, and is super out of shape. Hagakure was immediately able to make a plan of action and take care of herself, never once having a breakdown, and was more than ready to fight if need be.
-Hagakure explaining the league attacks was written with the idea that it was supposed to have Ant-Man vibes. Like when Luis caught Scott up on all the horrible things that had happened to him since leaving jail, and ended it with "but I got the van!"
-the worms Camie remembered in her arms were actually tubes. The rule of thumb is 3 days without water. Camie was gone for four. And had her blood stolen. So the only way she would have survived being drugged that long was if she'd had an IV.
-also, as far as I know and can find, class 1A (or at least Aizawa) witnessed Twice's power by this point in the show, but still don't know about Toga's. Let me know if that's wrong.
-Danny hides behind his bangs because he knows his eyes are glowing with his obsession raging.
-Ammo-four is Amorpho
-Jack knows that Kurogiri means Blackmist because the Gabber translated it that way. I just didn't write it that way because I didn't want to cause confusion, and because I didn't want to set the standard that every time I write Kurogiri's name when it's being translated, that it has to be Blackmist.
-Jazz is totally teasing Danny by calling Desiree "Deadly Desire" it's a jab from the "ghost x" and "crate creeper" days.
-Danny's cell phone case picture is suspiciously clear because he took it himself.
-googolplex is one of two movie theaters danny and co often visit
-Sam called Danny "Tom" in reference to Tom Sawyer from Huckleberry Finn
-The claymation Haru and Toru are watching is Shaun the Sheep. Because there are no words in that show, and it is highly comedic. Toru, in cannon, loves pranks and practical joke shows.
-I AM SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED TO FIND THAT THERE IS A SCIENTIFIC WAY TO SAY CRAP EATING GRIN (it's killing me to not curse in this story hahah)
-Nee-chan/san means Big Sister in Japanese, and Nii-chan/san means Older Brother.
-the B- bit is a jab at the show where Maddie's like "We get A's in this family, Mister. Or in your father's case, B minuses." Then Jack's like "SOLID B minuses." lol
-Jazz's "I'll remember that when I'm" in response to the brain cell comment is a nod to lancer's joke "Good one, Mr. Foley. I'll remember that on Monday. When I'm grading tests."
-Best Jeanist is kind of known for his hair style, and Uwabami is the celebrity hero that Momo interned under that does a ton of commercials.
-Elmerton is the City Amity Park butts up against, and a river is their dividing line. It's like a suburb of Amity and is where Valerie Gray used to live.
-Toru's description of Phantom is a nod to the theme song.
-Kamino Ward is part of Yokohama City, which is where All for One fought All Might
-When Danny asks about All Might too eagerly and blushes, it's because he's trying to change the subject. He got flustered by the girls praising the crap out of him and messed up his acting skills. I feel like if the girls were closer to his age, it might have puffed up his pride to hear it and made him more cocky, but he views them as jail bait, so it made him uncomfortable instead. I left the scene feeling vague because from the girl's pov he just got embarrassed about being caught overly excited about heroes.
-Hagakure's favorite food is caramel
-Sam's choice in ice cream is based on the quote "Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?"
-All Might is 7'2" and Jack Fenton is 6'9". Both outrageous. But Jack just barely lost out. XD
Chapter 8: A New Neighbor
Notes:
The audio version of this chapter can be found here:
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Chapter Text
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
******There is implication of experimentation in the Amorpho scene.
UPDATE **** I'VE DECIDED TO PUT IN SWEAR WORDS IN FUTURE CHAPTERS FOR CHARACTERS THAT WOULD NORMALLY HAVE THEM. By being too reader friendly I started avoiding realistic depictions of both story and characters. Like Bakugo. And it really bothered me.
Tuesday, September 11th,
8:23 am
A foul odor roiled up from a fetid river, each new bubble a bursting zit of petulant ooze.
Danny could just make out a lumpy patch of egg-yolk yellow scales that disturbed the surface, blending in with the ghost's liquid haunt. Refusing to breathe, but still tasting the fumes, he dove around the rocks holding in the slimy banks.
Beneath the river, the superhero consulted a hand-drawn map, tuning his flight slightly left and starting a gradual descent. Steering clear of a stone etched with an inverted tree, the male meandered by several fancy doors that slowly gave way to random, floating debris. As he continued on, the nasty smell that still clung to his tongue began to mix with the scent of a summer barbecue.
Danny gagged, spitting into the air a few times as he picked up speed and went intangible, avoiding a baked lasagna and fork.
Stomach churning and starting to feel faint, the mesomorph drew closer to a levitating island of vegetable gardens and freezers. At the haunt's center sat a clean cut 40's style house, the sides of the structure wavering like a mirage as he passed.
Phantom's toxic eyes narrowed suspiciously. This was more than just a standard case of nausea.
A floating boulder eclipsed the island just as Danny angled back toward the anomaly, stopping him for a second and hiding the plentiful land from view.
His perception lurched in the interim, the strange every-atmosphere of the Zone distorting around him like heat rising off of sunned metal. An invisible force pushed in, creating an area of tensility and wrongness that turned ghostly atoms supple.
Swamped with panic and body elongating, the phantasmal being shoved outward. After several heartbeats, the gravity well abruptly lessened and he shot from the pressurized space with a snap.
Ectoplasm filled the warped region's midpoint and stabilized it into a natural portal as Danny took habitual gulps of air, incandescence dimming in time with the breaths.
"That was waaay too close for comfort."
Sweat coating an overly pliable spine, the halfa watched as all traces of the distortion vanished, leaving only the portal behind.
Tuesday, September 11th,
8:50 am
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sorry, Daniel. But I really don't know anything about your situation," Ghost Writer responded. Hunching over one of his pink keyboards, the grey ghost typed "kurogiri", flipping a wool scarf to the side when it got in his way. Swiveling in his conjured chair, the thin man then tapped "blackmist" on a second setup and "known portal users" on a third.
"You know, I find your concern for humans endearing. But not everyone shares that sentiment." As the search engine scanned the library records, the internet cafe archetype turned back and locked eyes with the royal pain in his butt. "You really do need to spend more than a few days a week in the Ghost Zone."
The standing boy pinched the bridge of his nose and grunted, "We've been over this, Writer. I don't have time. I'm not dead yet, remember?"
"Just make sure things don't go to Hel in a hand basket while you're out there playing human."
The younger ghost averted his gaze and went stiff, face paling away the small tan the halfa somehow achieved in this form. When he looked back up, it was with eyes that flickered between electric blue and green.
Static glitches echoed across Ghost Writer's computer screens, syncing in time with his guest's ocular palette swaps.
"Ah, so you can feel it."
A scruffy mammal took that moment to wander into the dead author's creativity station, rubbing against a grey pant leg. The cat dad bent over, picking the three eyed monster up and hugging it to a chest.
"Maybe you aren't as entirely dull witted as you'd have me believe."
Scratching his pet under the chin, the wordsmith flashed a serrated smile.
Tuesday, September 11th,
9:03 am
"Ta-DA!" Jazz called, pulling a white sheet to the side as dramatically as a Spanish bullfighter, showcasing air like some great treasure.
Hagakure just stared, not exactly sure what she was supposed to be looking at.
"Oh come on. I know you're there," the older female informed the empty space wryly, wadding the bedspread up and tossing it onto the kitchen table that had yet to make its way home from the living room.
Quiet.
The redhead raised an eyebrow from behind a set of high-tech reading glasses and adjusted a strange hearing aide. "Just because I'm not a kid anymore doesn't mean I can't see and hear you with Fenton tech, Dork."
Toru nearly startled when the space shimmered, a boy half her age appearing with arms crossed and tongue sticking out through the fabric of a face mask.
Lime green hair and eyes peeked from beneath a dark cowl, a prominent contrast to the pasty grey of a freckled face. The rest of his garb matched the hood, covering the youth head to toe in black.
"Sweet outfit!" Jazz complimented, walking in a circle around the newcomer in inspection. "I've never seen that one before."
Hagakure glanced over to Kamada-san, curious to see what the other teen's reaction to the shinobi getup would be. It was kinda disappointing when the thinner girl snuck glances, but otherwise stayed introverted.
Well, the kid wasn't a hero, so maybe Haru's excitability just didn't extend to ghosts in general.
"Hi! My name's Hagakure-san, and this is Kamada-san! Nice to meet you!" Toru filled in, not wanting to seem rude.
"Youngblood."
"What?" The words were out of the invisible girl's mouth before she could stop them, confusion at the strangely translated phrase frying her brain in record time.
Was he calling her a child? Or maybe it was like the idiom "fresh meat" that Maddie-san taught her yesterday?
"I think it's his name, Hagakure-chan," Kamada tentatively explained, lightly touching Toru's shoulder to pull the teen from her thoughts.
The ghost kid nodded affirmation, bowing at the waist.
Jazz's eyes widened in epiphany before she smirked and ruffled the boy's hood. "Youngblood here has volunteered to help you with your training, Hagakure-san."
The seven(?) (eight?) year old spun around, smacking the offending hand away with a roundhouse kick.
"We all knew how much you guys have been worried about falling behind in class, so we've been trying to put some lessons together for you."
Toru felt a warmth flood her chest, spreading through her body and infecting her legs until she found herself jumping up and down. This was exactly what they needed!
"We'll still have to figure out where you guys are in all your classes before we can put together anything core-subject specific, but I've got a plan set up for combat training and Mom and Dad are figuring out what curriculum they can pair with their inventions."
Jazz walked over to the couch, lifting up a spiderweb-print blanket and exposing a small mass of fabric hidden beneath. Yanking a fuchsia and ebony wad from the pile, the woman tossed it at Toru.
A lump formed in the invisible girl's throat.
It was a Fenton jumpsuit. Specially made.
Toru turned to see a misty-eyed Haru gripping another hero-worthy costume, the grizzle grey and charcoal matching well with the support student's eye and skin tone.
"C'mooooon," Youngblood whined, breaking character as he shuffled from foot to foot, "Put them on already!"
This snapped Hagakure out of her daze, bringing the teen's attention back to Youngblood as the boy jabbed the air several times and proudly declared, "I can't wait to kick your butts!"
Grinning with shared enthusiasm, Toru refuted, "The skilled hawk hides its talons!"
Snatching Kamada-chan's hand, the UA girl dragged her still-zoned out friend up the stairs to change.
Tuesday, September 11th,
10:15 am
"Past Lurking Lake. Seven or eight doors on the right. The highest one. About four hundred feet back. You'll know it when you see it." Danny's nose crinkled in annoyance as he looked at empty space. Six doors had come and went, with nothing new in sight.
The white haired male turned tail, ready to give Ghost Writer a piece of his mind.
He didn't get very far.
Behind the halfa rose a towering cattle gate of galvanized steel that hadn't been there a second ago.
Sometimes Danny really hated Ghost Zone physics.
Sighing hard, the exasperated half-ghost floated toward it, raising a hand to knock on the metal top rail. Before his knuckles could make contact, it disappeared with a thwip.
Spinning head over heels to check all his surroundings, Phantom spied the hinged monstrosity back the way he'd come.
Oh. That's why the directions had been vague.
242 mph later, a rapid tap tap tap sounded on the gate before it vanished again.
Danny buoyed in the empty space, bobbing lightly while he waited.
Silence.
Seeing the teleporting gate settle once more, the halfa zipped to it again.
Fingers cupping around his mouth, he bellowed "HELLO!", the unnatural cry so loud it shook the bars.
Danny gave it a minute. Billy had to have heard that.
Sure enough, a string attached to the gate's latch pulled down, lifting the mechanism and allowing the entrance to crack open. A hand gestured frantically inward, and Danny wasted no time, body stretching thin to fit through the small opening.
The gateway clacked shut behind him as he alighted on a churned up field.
"Sorry, Kid. I heard 'ya the first time. But somethin's got my beeves all looney-eyed today," drawled a barrel chested man. "Didn't wanna hafta round 'em up again."
The yellow skinned ghost nearly sparkled from an internal light, inverted shadows of gold cascading across his leather vest and cotton shirt as he spoke.
"No biggy." At the blank look, Danny clarified, "It's no big deal. I just wanted to make sure you heard me."
"So what can I do you for?"
Studying the thatches of long, scraggly wheat that grew in place of hair around the rancher's body, Danny replied, "I'm looking for information on two things. Something's up with the Infinite Realms and I seem to have a rogue portal user kidnapping young girls. I don't know many ghosts with the ability, so I was hoping to get an expert opinion on where to look."
The cowboy eyed Danny for a solid twenty seconds as if trying to determine whether there was accusation in the words, before replying, "Well, the ghost youngin's were havin' trouble. But I heard they got help. And I haven't heard nothin' bout no sidewinder kidnappin' little girls. I'd have to take a look at one 'a the portals in person to tell you more."
Appearing agitated as he surveyed his lair, the older man started walking.
Danny hurried to follow, the dirt clods sticking to the bottom of his boots coaxing a grimace. But his host walked, so it was only appropriate he stay grounded as well.
"Ol' McNeely had an issue with some of his crops yesterday. Part 'a one of his barley fields got mashed by somethin' real good. And my gate's been on the fritz for the past couple days. Dang thing won't stay still." The two passed more and more clumps of grass interspersed in the torn earth as they went.
"What do you mean, on the fritz? It's not supposed to teleport?" Danny asked, cocking his head to peer down at the wrangler as they crested a gently sloped hill.
A rolling meadow filled with ghost cows stretched ahead.
"Oh, it's supposed to teleport. Once an hour. Keeps the critters from gettin' out." The weather-worn man spit to the side in disgust. "Can't say I'm impressed with this 'every few seconds' bosh."
"Have you had a chance to look at it?" The halfa asked, studying the herd of multi-tailed, stegosaurus-spiked cattle rather than the man's face. He didn't want to appear pushy (even if his core was thrumming with suppressed energy).
"I tried," Billy hissed, an edge of fiery sunlight creeping along his back. "Every time I take a gander, the thing's right as rain. Then this mornin' I had a greenhorn twist an ankle when my field portal cut out."
A power cutting out. That sounded familiar.
"Field portal? What do you mean by that?" Phantom latched on, pointed ears straining.
"One of the portals I use to drive the herd between fields. It closed right in front of a heifer and spooked 'im. Caught his hoof on the corral and dropped 'im like a sack 'a potatoes."
"Have you had any other abilities mess up? Or just the gate and the portal?"
"It's just my property actin' up, Boy. Ain't me."
"A lair is an extension of a ghost's being." Danny stared hard at a blade of grass in thought. "I don't think it's coincidence."
Tuesday, September 11th,
1:29 pm
"Billy! What are you doing here?" a nasally voice ask-cused.
"Just checking in," Phantom soothed, dropping his hand when the other ghost inched back. "Seeing how you've been doing after the…incident."
Neon green eyes met crimson, soft and compassionate.
"Ah, yes. Of course," the dapper being answered, squeezing the head of a skull topped cane and subtly placing it between them with one hand. The other tipped his hat low, hiding round-rimmed glasses from sight.
If Danny couldn't feel the waves of anxiety creeping off Amopho before, he definitely could now.
"Apex is still secure—Walker has been kind enough to give me daily updates—and Nocturn took your request seriously. No more nightmares." The polymorph started to take a step back, fedora brim still shielding his eyes. "I really am doing better; but thanks for the concern."
"You sure? Nobody's bothered you since, right?" Phantom asked softly, exuding an aura of care and attention.
The trenchcoat enthusiast stayed stiff for a moment before caving to the sensation of safety, shoulders drooping as he readjusted his headpiece.
"Everyone's left me alone since your decree," Amorpho acknowledged. "And even though my powers don't always work correctly, I'm still trying to get out more." Tone brightening, he added, "I even managed to pull a prank the other day."
The delight in the words chilled Danny's ice core, a genuine smile pulling at the superhero's mouth in solidarity.
At least this job wasn't all bad. Some days, like today, it was worthwhile.
"I'm really glad to hear that."
He was. Relief and joy vied for Phantom's attention so intensely, he almost forgot the other reason for the visit. "Oh. I have a question for you, if you're up for it. Completely unrelated to…the thing." Surprisingly, the Ghost Zone resident actually perked up at the hybrid's words.
"You wouldn't happen to know about any shady shapeshifters, would you? I have a bit of a problem and I just want to consider every possibility." Phantom massaged his nape. "I know it's a pretty common power, but not a lot of ghosts can use it as subtly as you and I figured you'd know about your competition."
The grey being across from Danny straightened, pride leaking in. "Well, you're not wrong. I am a first rate actor. What kind of problem are we looking at?"
"I found two girls that got mixed up in some trouble and a shapeshifter might—and that's a pretty big might—be involved. We think that someone could have been watching the girls' schools, using the information they found to kidnap them," the taller male explained.
"Hmmm…" Amorpho stalled. "I can't think of anyone who would fit the bill." Letting go of his cane, the spirit's black-sleeved arm lifted in a shrug. "Most of the people I know of just like to stir up mischief. Like committing voter fraud. I can't imagine anyone going so far as to kidnap children."
"Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Voter fraud?! Who?!"
"Now why would I stop someone else from having a little harmless fun?" the mouth-less being chuckled, somehow giving the impression of a grin.
"In what world is that harmless?!" Danny squeaked, an octave higher than normal.
Rubbing at his face in exasperation, the supernatural ambassador sighed. Dropping the hand back down, he pressed a thumb and finger to either side of his other wrist.
"Hey Eerie, add 'secure elections against ghostly tampering' to my to-do list."
Tuesday, September 11th,
3:30 pm
Danny felt like a load of laundry, wrung out and tumble-dried.
He would know. Appliance-heavy Technus had washed him once before.
On the verge of throwing up, the halfa surveyed his surroundings.
Call him a conspiracy theorist, but he didn't think Hagakure's home was in a desolate wasteland that may once have been a big city.
Loath to use the Infi-Map again after such a questionable ride, Danny threw caution to the wind when a bullet whizzed past an ear.
"Take me back to the Far Frozen!" He screeched, turning intangible just in time to evade another shot.
Reality tore in front of the passenger, the scroll drawing Danny through the jagged gash in an instant.
It was lucky he stayed incorporeal. The other side of the dimensional gate let out into a frothy, churning current. Holding onto the map as it launched upward, Danny's dry form slid from the river. Only for minor claustrophobia to douse the traveler in a way the water hadn't.
There was no sky. No stars. Tall, tropical trees pressed in, shading the already dark world with their dense foliage. Glad beyond belief for built-in night vision, the half ghost scanned the gloom with eyes that perceived movement and edges more sharply than color.
Abruptly letting go of the still-rising Infi-Map, Danny threw up a shield, narrowly saving both himself and the omniscient chart from burning to a crisp. Darting to the side and firing an ice beam, the boy whisper-hissed, "Why the heck would you take a route through fire-snake territory!? Are you nuts!?"
The semi-sentient navigator just floated above, seemingly unbothered by the turn of events.
Danny glared, freezing the ghost serpent solid and snatching the scroll again. "Okay, let's go."
The ancient paper stayed quiet in his palm.
Sweat clinging to a pale brow, and not just from the wet heat of the jungle's atmosphere, Phantom's voice got small. "Please, pretty please, take me back to Frostbite."
A solid ten seconds of the man's backlit puppy-dog eyes later, the parchment started to move, trolling the luminescent adult along like a baited line.
Dimming his white aura and staying deathly silent, Danny anxiously examined every tree limb and inky shadow. Minutes passed before a new portal finally formed, as equally sluggish as the Infi-Map itself. What could have been snow was nearly visible through the hazy window.
With Danny inches from the opening, the wormhole snapped closed and a sharp pain jabbed his leg.
The halfa screamed internally.
Freaking Murphy.
Hissing in a breath, Phantom kicked the highly-venomous snake off his calf, more than thankful for the stopping power of both Fenton boots and the Kevlar underneath.
"Okay, as fun as this Trauma-Sauna has been, I'm out."
The superhero speared through the canopy, shooting up into a jet black sky whirled with violet.
This part of the Zone was tricky and remote, but using the map was proving to be infinitely more terrifying. Thinking of all the places the scroll could have landed him, in this time or another, a shiver of dread tore at the halfa's spine.
Flying five hours back was suddenly very appealing.
Tuesday, September 11th,
9:23 pm
Danny was exhausted. And bored. But at least he could see the Far Frozen now.
The retractable head mask hidden in his suit collar had allowed him to listen to music on the flight, but six hours was a long time.
Granted, he probably wouldn't have been this tired if he hadn't run into The Cloud halfway through. But hey, by destroying the soul-sucking natural disaster, he'd been able to scratch something from his ever-growing to-do list. Winning.
Another few minutes and the iced landscape finally came close enough for the young ghost to drop from the sky. Landing hard enough to creak hastily formed knees, the halfa oofed and started a sedate slog toward Frostbite's home.
Passing through an upper labyrinth of defensible tunnels that would put Hotel de Glace to shame, Danny came to a spiral staircase and started down the steps.
Brilliant colors refracted across the walls from behind ornamental fixtures, leading him deeper like whimsical will-o-wisps. When the stairs let out into another hall sentineled by ice sculptures, Danny yawned and blinked hard.
Trudging to the chief's cavern, the worn out superhero knocked, but was unconcerned when no response came. Instead he sighed and plodded to the artifact room, nodding to the bulky creature (who he was pretty sure was a woman), posted at the door.
Much like Dwarves, there was little difference between the males and females of the Ovibos Ursus species.
"Do you want me to call Frostbite?" the guard asked, changing the grip on her high-tech spear to better access a strip of cloth at her waist. "You look like death warmed over."
A strangled laugh escaped Danny before he gave in. "Yeah, go ahead."
As the jumpsuited man crossed the room and approached a golden chest, an amused "nevermind" caused him to glance back at the door.
A massive, white form was pushing through the carved entrance, already rushing toward Danny. In a core-thrum, the friendly beast was kneeling, checking the half-human over for injuries. Voice more strained than Danny had ever heard it, the leader of the Far Frozen asked, "Are you okay, Great One?"
It was only then that the young adult noticed the extra shine of unshed tears in his friend's eyes.
"Don't worry. I was only gone so long because I got dumped in sector eighteen." Frostbite's shoulders started to sag in relief at Danny's words. "Oh, also, can you tell the council The Cloud's on ice so they quit harassing me?"
The giant yeti tensed right back up, studying Phantom's face hard.
When the halfa didn't smile in jest, Frostbite looked like he was praying for patience. "You were supposed to go with an entire unit of my people to subdue it. That was very reckless of you."
"I mean, if I hadn't stopped it, three ghosts would have ceased. I didn't have much of a choice."
The yeti opened his mouth, then closed it, lamb-like ears twitching in irritation at the harsh reality.
"So, uh, the Infi-Map's broken. In case you were wondering."
Rather than laugh at the awkward change of subject as Danny expected, the Far Frozen chieftain looked solemnly at the scroll. Sensing a nonverbal cue, the younger ghost held it out for the furred man to take.
Frostbite spoke quietly, turning the mythical artifact gently in his claws, "You cannot break the Infi-Map, Great One. Not truly. Just as you cannot destroy the Infinite Realms."
"The map is but a sliver of this world's mind. A way for the Realm to speak, as it were. Any instabilities within it are a reflection of the Realm itself."
Tuesday, September 11th,
11:46 pm
A screen illuminated one side of Danny's face as he laid in the dark, phone squished to an ear.
"He wouldn't even give me a hint this time, Guys," the halfa recounted, rolling over in the close atmosphere of the bed-pod. "Normally I get some cryptic words of advice that have me questioning my own sanity, but this time he just told me I didn't need the Infi-Map to solve my problems and warped me out of the tower!"
Danny pulled one leg up to his chest and relocated his cell to his other ear, unable to get comfortable.
Maybe he's trying not to psych you out this time, Tucker's voice filtered across the line.
"As if. He lives to mess with me." The male's tone took on a rough edge, frustration obvious.
Don't you mean 'exists'? I don't think he has much living left in him, another voice cut in, leaving Danny scrambling for a comeback through syrupy thoughts.
If he wasn't so dog-tired, he might have come up with a good one; but as it stood, all he managed was, "You—You know what? Shut up! I don't need the pun police on my case on top of everything else. It's late. Today sucked. And I have a stupid test on Portals XL in the morning." Shoving forcefully at the pillow under his neck until it gave more support, Danny's jaw clenched. "As if I don't have enough portal problems!"
Hey, calm down grumpy pants. We don't need your flak either, Sam shot back, words heating to match.
You both need to calm down. Danny called for help, not a lecture, Tuck mediated, taking on a voice Danny recognized from Mrs. Foley. Luckily he wasn't so far gone in exhaustion as to poke that bear.
Holding on to the anger a moment more before deflating, the half-ghost sighed.
"Sorry, Sam. You're right," Pulling blankets closer, he admitted, "It's been a long day. I feel like everything I did just brought me more problems. I can't even use the Infi-Map to return the girls like I'd originally planned."
It was a miracle when the goth didn't rub it in, instead opting to move on. What should we do to get them home, then? Any ideas?
"Sort of. My parents are going to try and modify the Fenton Portal now that we can't rely on the map, but it's a bit of a long shot. They actually want to visit an old friend from their college days that has a doctorate in theoretical physics. In Switzerland."
A whistle crackled through the phone. That can't be cheap, Tuck commented.
Did you want me to pull some strings to get them complimentary plane tickets?
Danny's brain shorted. "You can do that?"
With a Platinum Flier card you can.
"Uh, yeah. That'd be great. Thanks Sam. I'll try and hit up Wulf when I get a chance, too. Maybe he can take the girls." Danny ran a hand through his hair. "Well, if his powers aren't messed up, too. I really need to figure out what the heck's going on in the Zone."
If both the Ghost Zone and the ghosts are having issues, they're probably related, Sam mused.
I just find it weird that you haven't had any problems. Must be some kind of halfa or real-world-resident immunity, Tucker jumped in.
Danny winced. It was time to come clean. "I—uh. I have." Rushing to drain this freshly lanced abscess, the ghost kid word-vomited, "My powers have been acting up for a while. Everyone else has only had issues for a couple days, but mine started almost two weeks ago."
There was a heavy sigh Danny recognized as Tucker's.
Daniel James Fenton.
Oh crap.
I wish I could pretend I didn't just hear that you broke our promise for full disclosure on your health. But are you freaking kidding me?! A snarl sounded as something distinctly fabric tore in the background.
"I didn't want to worry—" the halfa tried.
Excuses? After last time?! It was a good thing Sam wasn't wearing an amulet of Aragon right now or she'd already be breathing fire. That's it! You're wearing your father's jumpsuit to school tomorrow. And if you don't, I'm going to do something that'll make you wish you had. Mark my words.
"Tucker," Danny implored, requesting backup.
Nuh-uh. Nope. You earned this one. Take your lumps. Or in this case, used-handkerchief stuffed pockets and day-glo orange spandex.
Tuesday, September 11th,
8:35 am
-Earlier-
Consciousness slipping from a computer monitor to a table, a black cord and on, a silent, almost-shadow left a laboratory filled with advanced technology.
The possession-quirked spy traveled down white washed halls, taking mental note of the building's layout. Stopping at an office, he peered inside.
An orange-haired man shuffled things around a messy desk, picking up a clipboard and walking toward the glass door he idled behind.
Avoiding the possible confrontation, the sneak dropped down, inhabiting the floor joists' R-20 insulation and making his way across the room. Better itchy than discovered.
Using a piece of rebar in the outer cement wall as a springboard, the mimic leapt into an alley and assumed his natural form.
A genetic memory surfaced, screaming to abandon this vulnerable, flesh body.
Sweat beading on a pale face, the blonde dashed into the closest possessable object—a dirty rag.
As he scanned the alley for threats, a breeze kicked up and sent an empty cup tumbling along the ground. Silence reigned but for the uneven, scritch-clock-clack of styrofoam on pavement.
An instant later, a deafening gale tore through, snatching and pulling at the terrycloth being as he grabbed at a dumpster with makeshift hands. Looking very much a passenger on the outside of an airplane, the linen held on as tons of litter and trash blew past.
Everything coalesced at a single point, the air moving like a pile of agitated snakes.
Then, the vacuum's suction abruptly released.
The man-turned-fabric flopped to the ground, watching in horrified fascination as a cool, rippling light spread from the center of the aberration to its edges.
Several minutes of observation passed before the mimic finally moved, using the corners of his temporary body to tip-cloth toward the toxic green mist. Trying to ignore bright shadows that turned everything into a series of discontinuous, greyscale negatives, the man peered upward.
Nearly fifteen feet above, otherworldly fog vignetted a wall of dark stone.
Only a strong will and track record of espionage kept the man still when a middle-aged lady suddenly launched through the hard surface.
Roaring and brandishing two barbecue-rib batons, the heavyset woman scanned the alley with eyes of heated coal.
Her gaze passed him by, seeing nothing but cold concrete and trash.
Relief quickly turned to unease when the newcomer's features flipped from seething rage to docility at the drop of a hat.
"Oh. A new neighbor," The foreign words were so...nonthreatening. Sweet, even.
"I wonder how they feel about meatloaf..."
Notes:
Le gasp! Who could the two people at the end possibly be~?
-the yellow river is the river of revulsion
-the stone door with an inverted tree is The Gate from Fullmetal Alchemist
-the every-atmosphere is because I imagine all manner of creature can breathe in the infinite realms. The realm adapts to those inside it, allowing what each being needs to filter through to them from their external home dimension if they aren't already dead.
-Billy's name is a nod to the fact that a lot of famous cowboys went by Bill or Billy. Buffalo Bill, Wild Bill, Billy the Kid. William was a pretty common name.
-Fadumo2468, I found a place for it!
-Jazz is old enough now that she has to use Fenton tech to see Youngblood. But Danny can still see him because he's a ghost.
-Youngblood is being uncharacteristically quiet because he's trying to play pretend at being a ninja. Lol. He is not at all shy around the girls. But he's still youngblood, so of course he can't keep it up the whole time. That's what Jazz realized when he bowed, which was very much not like him to do.
-the jumpsuit is a big deal for Haru because it's kinda like saying she's worthy of training. Kinda like as if someone besides All Might had told izuku "you can be a hero" when he was Fentons are all quirkless as far as Haru knows, and they don't care that she's unfit for hero duties. Jack's a klutzy, bumbling idiot and the family still includes him.
-The skillful hawk hides its talons is a japanese idiom that means that people who are good at things tend not to boast about it.
-Amorpho calling Danny Billy is because he does in the show. He often forgets Danny's name, and in my fic, Danny just stopped correcting him at some point. XD
-angst amorpho was just a plot bunny that bit me. Because Idk. I started typing, and that came out. But tbh Apex (the ghost I mentioned in ch. 5 that Danny put in ghost jail) is fleshing out in my mind to be a psychopath. Sooooo….yeah. Basically what I mentioned in the notes before. Apex likes unique DNA or what passes for it in ghosts. Likes warping it. Regardless of what it does to the ghost. And amorpho's main thing is changing his pseudo-DNA. So Apex took an interest. Danny intervened when he found out and set things up for amorpho to be taken care of after. Helping the victimized ghost as best he could. I want my story to have dark elements. Not everything is supposed to be kittens and rainbows. But I am trying to balance it with humor.
-"You look a little wet behind the ears! Maybe you could use some…drying off?" -Technus to tumble-dried Danny, garage sale episode XD
-The place danny went to first on the Infimap ride had me vaguely picturing Fallout New Vegas
-fire serpents are actually pretty common in mythology.
-the stuff that looked like snow in the Infi-Map's final portal wasn't snow. It was a landscape of salt. So Murphy actually did Danny a solid by nearly poisoning him with a snake bite. Lol.
-Ovibos was taken from the first half of the scientific name for a musk ox. (The animal is a remnant of the ice age and is more closely related to sheep and goats than real oxen). The second half just means bear. So Frostbite's people are the Sheep-Ox Bears.
-hotel de glace is the ice hotel in quebec
-idk why, but I am trying to not jump on the "latest terminology from fanfiction" bandwagon. So I am actively avoiding "fade" and instead using "ceased" and also actively avoiding liminal, despite it being a delightful word. XD
-Portals XL is actually the name of the operating system in Danny's world instead of Windows. And his first class of the day is the pc repairs class. I had to include it. Obligated. By law.
-moneybags Sam just casually ruling the world. Don't mind her. Lol
-Jack actually uses nasty handkerchiefs as displayed in doctor's disorders.
-hope the final scene's descriptions didn't come off too confusing. I rewrote it a bunch of times, but it was hard to get the image in my head to sound nice on paper. I spent 4 days on it. FOUR.
Chapter 9: IT'S LUNCH TIME!
Notes:
The audio version of this chapter can be found at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rd9wvBljKc
Cover Art is here: https://www.deviantart.com/weshney/art/Portal-Panic-Cover-Art-909201706I realized writing this chapter that I should have said this last chapter! I suck at coming up with creative, extra heroes. So if anyone wants to drop any OC's from the MHA universe in the comments, feel free. If they fit my purposes for the plot you may just see them somewhere! I can't guarantee it, but I have at least two more places I could use some.
Quick reminder that I'm gonna be using curse words for some characters
This chapter suuuuucked to write. Not only was it long, but the most important scene had like a million cannon things I had to account for while writing. _Q.Q_ It looks nothing like the first draft, let me tell you. I've spent like a week and a half on that scene alone. Working almost every day on it. But I really wanted to get this chapter correct, since I basically haven't had action up until now.
Part of me feels bad this chap took so long, but the other part of me is like, it took this long to be good. Sooooo….
Let me know if there are any inconsistencies. Like, so much has changed there are bound to be some.
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Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
"Tea wa dokodesu ka?" [Where is the tea?] For scenes from an English character's POV that does not understand Japanese except for any words shown in bold, which may be none. The bracketed translation is for the audience.
"Dialogue in Japanese that is getting translated in real-time." If all words are in bold, and the scene is from an English character's POV, the character can understand everything that is being spoken in Japanese. Or if the scene is from a Japanese character's POV, and they are speaking in Japanese, they can obviously understand the Japanese they are speaking, even if an English character can't.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
Tuesday, September 11th,
8:23 am
On top of an industrial-sized grill sizzled all manner of meats. In the back, ribs seared on high heat while brats and hotdogs cooked more slowly up front. Grease dripped, sending a wave of flames up from below.
Brats were tricky. Such a powerful food with all their fat.
Lunch Lady smiled. They were perfection incarnate. Just like the giant bowl of potato salad sitting on the checker-clothed table nearby.
Moving the German sausages so they wouldn't burn, the older woman paused when an intense prickling crawled up her girthy neck with the stick-legs of a beetle.
Her lair was under attack.
Flipping the dials of the grill off and closing the valve to the propane tank, the ghost shot into the air and toward the disturbance.
No one was ruining her Fall barbecue! Not even the Phantom child!
Reaching the point where the ghostling's aura was strongest, she paused. A field of boulders floated, undisturbed, except for one that practically stank of the lair-wrecker's ectoplasm. He had to be hiding on the other side.
Lunch Lady propelled toward and through the rock, a battle cry ruining the ambush as she manifested escrima ribs in yellow-gloved hands.
The dark grey surface gave way to the damp, too-sweet air of rotting trash as the ambient light of the Zone vanished.
Up and down existed now, too.
Lunch Lady righted herself out of a plummet, examining everything and spreading ghostly senses.
The strangeness of another dimension was unequivocal.
"Oh. A new neighbor." She hadn't had one of those in quite some time. How exciting.
"I wonder how they feel about meatloaf…"
Curious as to who lived in this new haunt, Lunch Lady floated toward the mouth of the alley. Right before the end, a sensation from some long-forgotten, almost-foreign memory teased at her non-existent gut. The stomach-drop of a free-fall.
Dirty concrete rushed up to meet flat-shod feet, and by proxy, portly knees.
Another power issue. Well that was aggravating.
The food lover stood and dusted herself off, frowning as she legged it the rest of the way to the street. Eyes surveying an urban district's intersection, she failed to notice when the portal winked from existence behind her.
Lunch Lady strolled across the road, following a core that vied for attention like a little kid shouting "look at me" every few seconds.
The woman passed squiggle-covered signs and anthropoids of various shapes and colors, letting the tug on her soul guide her. Ignoring the paling (or in one case, purpling) humans as she ghosted through their bodies, she approached a flight of stairs that led into a multi-story building.
Looking at the steps as her chest hummed its need again, Lunch Lady raised a brow.
Not in this afterlife.
The cafeteria worker tested her luck, lifting back into the air. Surprised (but pleased) that she wouldn't have to hike, the specter rose through several stories before stopping on the fourth floor. Burger grease and fried chicken curled around green nostrils, mixing with the scent of szechuan sauce and sauteed noodles.
Ah. So that was the lure. A mall's food court.
Lunch Lady's inner fire flared as she watched locals stuff themselves full of essential fats and protein.
What a wonderful place.
Tuesday, September 11th,
8:49 am
We have a case of unauthorized quirk usage near the Detnerat building. The perp is heavyset, approximately a hundred and seventy-three centimeters, mid-to-late fifties with green skin and white hair. She was last seen entering the Kanagawa Valley shopping mall and appears to be using both permeation and flight.
Kenichi Ishii frowned. He was so close to the end of patrol when the call came in from the office.
The other hero on this shift had already returned to their shared agency just three minutes earlier, the lucky prick. Now, as the only one in the vicinity before the next pair clocked on, Kenichi had to respond.
"Roger that." The forty year old's voice held annoyance.
The hero reached behind himself, hand shoving into a giant, plastic jar. Pulling back a fistful of small, colored balls, the stout man sorted them into a seven-pouched bandolier. Each pocket matched its respective primary or secondary color, (except for brown), so the task was quick. Just a few handfuls and he was ready to go.
Popping a yellow gumball in his large mouth and starting to chew, a familiar rush of energy jolted down muscular limbs.
A couple people waved as he raced through the streets and he smiled, maintaining a professionally happy facade as he made his way seven blocks down to the shopping center.
Upon reaching the intersection in front of Kanagawa Valley, he paused, doing a quick survey for damage. Seeing none, he raced up the stairs and opened the glass door to the building.
Maybe the quirk user had already fled without starting anything. Wouldn't that be nice.
As soon as the pro opened the door, though, his hopes sank.
Anxious faces stared back at him.
"Gumball! Thank goodness you're here!" called a calico-skinned woman, pupils widening out of their panicked, half-slit state at the sight of him. Running her hands through a cat-eared child's hair over and over again, she elaborated, "The villain is on the fourth floor! She's taken over the cafeteria and barricaded people inside! My husband went to grab a hot dog, and now he's stuck in there!"
The son grimaced when the petting escalated enough to turn his ginger locks ragged.
Kenichi caught the kid's eyes, dipping his head slightly to acknowledge the boy's patience. The minor looked away, cheeks red, but a tiny smile threatened to overtake the irritation.
"Don't worry, Miss, I'll have everything wrapped up in no time." Spitting his gum into a nearby trash can, he flashed an award-winning grin, then tapped one of the three largest pouches on his chest. The top of the pocket unsealed itself, pushing a crimson ball into his fingers.
Biting down on the vibrant gum, he launched into the air, bouncing back and forth between landings over the central dead-space of the mall. The correct level reached, he vaulted a banister and touched down softly.
Tossing a blue gumball into his mouth to join the red, he sauntered forward, the colors mixing and turning his hearing sharp.
Purple was always great for reconnaissance.
Huh.
It'd been more than half a lifetime since he'd last taken English, but he did recognize the language echoing from further down the mezzanine.
"Would you like a cookie?"
Scattered crying was interrupted by the response, "I'm sorry, I don't speak English," while another person chimed in, "No sank kyuu," voice shaky.
Something was off here. Things didn't sound violent, they were almost…civil. Maybe there was still a chance to de-escalate.
Pulling violet from his mouth, he snapped open a case on his arm and stuck the spare gum to it, the container already resembling the underside of a school desk.
A second later, Kenichi grabbed a fresh, canary-yellow ball and started chewing.
Being careful to actually make sound, the bearded man approached the open space of the mess hall. It was fairly empty, a large chunk of the furniture that normally adorned it populating the perimeter by way of the barricade. At its center, a brass sculpture depicted a tuna, the ribbons of metal woven into an abstract form.
Thirteen people—ten nervous adults and three children—sat at several pushed-together tables. Flitting around them was a portly, green-skinned woman that heaped their plates with all kinds of food.
Hands up as he picked his way through the wall of upturned tables and chairs, the seasoned fighter stalled, "Hello, there. I'm the pro hero, Gumball. What's your name?"
The floating lady just ignored him, seemingly more interested in a small child that had its arms stretched to receive a chocolate chip cookie.
Kenichi tried again, this time in broken, half-remembered English, "Mai namu Gumball. Yuu namu?"
This pulled the maybe-villain's eyes to him for a second. Just enough time for the father of the toddler to shift the kid out of reach and pin its arms. When she looked back, the baby was no longer begging for sugar.
With so many years under his bandolier, the color hero could say for a fact that he was good at reading people. So, while he didn't know what had set the woman off, he was already sprinting by the time her shoulders finished tightening.
As the rogue quirk user raised her arms and bellowed, Kenichi slid into the small space between the green female and the civilian table, whirling a kick. He half expected it not to hit—this lady was supposed to have a permeation quirk on top of her flight after all—yet somehow it did. The blow wasn't very strong, as his hundred and fifty-eight centimeter frame could only create so much force; but it didn't matter, all it needed to do was knock her back a bit.
"Run!" he commanded, refusing to look away from his opponent and dropping into a fighting stance. Hearing chair legs scrape the ground a second later, he jumped forward in an attack.
The woman honed in on him and her eyes started to glow. Perfect.
He could always up the strength of his blows once everyone evacuated, but for now, the name of the game was diversion.
Dodging a back-hand strike with quirk-enhanced speed, Kenichi was caught off guard when he got slammed from behind regardless. An unknown accomplice had somehow hit his jar, breaking the plastic and sending the little orbs inside skittering across the floor.
Spine bruised, the muscular pro pressed a button on his uniform, broken support item hissing as it detached from his back.
Rolling away from another swing, the man scooped a brown ball from the ground, tossing it in his mouth during the maneuver. Momentum caused it to hit the back of his throat and Kenichi suppressed a gag, tonguing it toward his teeth and chewing wildly.
The hero's skin thickened and hardened, back pain receding to a dull ache.
This time he didn't dodge, tanking a hit and throwing one of his own when the lady screeched, "Gum?! GUM?! IN SUCH A SACRED PLACE?! There's all this wonderful food around you and you'd rather taste something so empty?!"
Hearing a whimper, Kenichi glanced behind himself as he smacked away another strike.
It wasn't an accomplice that had hit him.
Floating silverware ringed five hostages, the plastic cutlery flanked by an outer circle of metal kitchen knives.
It was the villain's quirk.
Shit.
Permeation and telekinesis.
She was strong enough to not only lift herself effortlessly, but the things around her as well. What the hell.
Gritting his teeth on the next bite down, Kenichi clenched his fists and jumped backwards. He needed to get to the civilians. There was no way they could protect themselves and nothing short of knocking the villain out was going to stop her psychic abilities. If he continued to fight her, the hostages would be dead long before he won.
The color hero back-stepped, duck-turning beneath a wok that flew in from his left.
Using the momentum to keep going, he sprinted to the trapped people, vaulting over one of the few tables still in the room.
It was a miracle the hostages hadn't been hurt yet. But as Kenichi gave them his full attention, he realized why. A middleschooler with an air quirk was blowing away any cookware that came too close.
The wispy girl couldn't keep it up much longer, though. She was already breathing hard and with Kenichi letting up on the villain, more things targeted the group.
An ojii-san cried out and threw up his hands, thin skin ready to part like wet paper under an incoming blade.
The hero's legs pumped harder, but he was in durability mode, not speed, so all he could do was watch in horror as the serrated edge ripped across the elder's arm.
Expecting blood, or possibly a limb, to splat to the floor, the seasoned man's heart nearly stopped when he realized what had actually happened.
It was about fucking time.
A colossal man in full chain-mail slammed through the room's barricade a moment later, blowing an exit wide open.
Kenichi promptly turned a 180 and popped a red piece of gum. Slamming his fists together and muscles inflating to twice their size, he lunged forward.
Paladin would keep the civilians plenty safe with his Extendaguard.
Now Kenichi could get down to business.
The villain that was barreling toward him stopped, heaving both her fists in a downward bash. It was obvious she expected the small man to either crumple or dodge.
Instead, he twisted, batting her fists past his right side and redirecting them to the floor. As gravity threw the psychic downward, he threw his knee up and shattered her nose.
A viscous liquid that must have been blood showered outward, splattering the linoleum beneath his feet as he followed up with a headbutt.
Instead of connecting, the blow phased through the prone figure and Kenichi fell forward.
Tucking his shoulder to turn the fall into a roll, the middle-aged male came out of the summersault on the balls of his feet, ready to pivot back around.
Right up until a giant, meaty hand grabbed him from behind.
Not a big-boned, heavy-set hand. A meat-y one.
The chicken-coated appendage squeezed him, raw, fleshy fingers driving the air from his lungs with a woosh. A second later, everything blurred as he soared across the cafeteria. Too disoriented to catch himself, Kenichi settled for popping a brown ball. The hardening effect just barely set in before he crashed through a sheet of glass.
He careened across a counter, body knocking something to the floor which he promptly landed on. Feeling a sharp pain spearing his chest, he knew he broke a rib. Enhanced durability was good, but it wasn't perfect.
Kenichi coughed, but the sound was dry and he could still draw breath.
At least he hadn't punctured a lung.
Forcing brown eyes open, he idly realized it was a WacDonald's till he'd crushed. The poor thing cried out in agonized beeps as he pushed himself off it. Never before had he resonated so much with a machine.
Picking his way out of the restaurant, the stout male grimaced. There were so many gumballs on the ground it was a miracle he didn't trip.
Forcing shallow, even breaths, he started a tottering jog, joints and ligaments limbering as he switched to a blue power-up.
Another hit like that would take him out, but he could stall until Paladin got back. If he could just harry the lady, they might have a chance.
The thought finished right as he noticed the villain sinking through the floor.
Not good.
"HEY GRANNY! You call that a throw?!" Coupling the words with a cocky grin, Kenichi ignored the throb in his ribcage and stood tall. Well, as tall as he could. He received a searing glare for his efforts. Whether or not she understood the language didn't matter, the tone came across just fine.
"I was going to leave you to perish on your own, but it seems YOU'RE READY TO EXPIRE EARLY!"
Kenichi rushed to meet the lady as she exploded from the floor, food shooting across the room to wrap around her in some kind of edible armor.
Moving like a leaf in a breeze, he avoided her every hit. Twirling and flipping like some buff ballerina, the color hero focused solely on defense.
He couldn't keep this up. He had two, maybe three misses left in him.
Breaths coming short, he limboed away from yet another punch. Then dropped his palms to the floor, and crab-dodged a second one.
His chest was on fire now, the position scorching his rib as it was forced to grind against itself.
Just when he didn't think he could move again, he realized he didn't have to.
The attacks had stopped.
The edible monster's face was pulled back in a scowl, its limbs moving seemingly at random—almost like a seizure.
Kenichi felt the warm buzz of Extendaguard envelope his skin as Paladin dashed past and kicked at the creature.
It collapsed to the floor, but the villain's body was missing.
A new woman ran into the room, waving as she came up behind the body armor hero.
"I'm sorry I'm late! There was a traffic jam on the way to work!" Examining the deserted, food-strewn eatery, VantaGirl sagged. "You were fighting the green lady, huh?" Hand dragging down her face in exasperation, the black-themed hero turned and booked it back the way she came. "Uuuuugh! I knew she looked suspicious!"
Watching Paladin race after his partner, bitterness blended with the stabbing in Kenichi's chest.
He had been this close to getting off work on time.
Collapsing back-first on the cool ground and rubbing tired eyes, he grumbled, "At least I get to skip the wild goose chase."
Wednesday, September 12th,
9:40 am
Lunch Lady was disillusioned by the cafeteria she'd tried to haunt. The battle had been fun, but the pizza had tasted too much like flavored plastic to give any compliments. She debated going back to rectify the situation, but the sounds of pursuit still trickled by and she wasn't sure when (or if) another power would act up. Being unable to control her edible shell had been troubling to say the least.
Forcing glitchy ectoplasm to stay in the astral plane, Lunch Lady passed through crowded streets. After nearly a mile, she dropped intangibility and settled on a bench.
Using the recess, the injured woman focused on her nose, imagining the ectoplasm reforming into its original shape.
Pain receded and a tiny whistling stopped, allowing the ghost to sag more comfortably into her chair.
People passed without seeing her, the bench appearing empty to their eyes. But she saw them, studying this new world with a dull hum of contentment buzzing in her chest.
Hmmm. What now?
Going back to the alley and heading home felt like such a wasted opportunity.
Ignoring the beautiful architecture of the cobblestone side street and the many pedestrians that populated it, Lunch Lady focused on a shop fronted by paper lanterns.
Inside, the owner tended some kind of griddle-tray covered in spherical divots. Spraying it down with oil, he filled the little circles with batter and shoved—octopus, her core supplied—into the center of each one with commendable speed.
This deserved a closer look.
She floated off the bench, passing a full bike rack and some kind of waving cat statue as she entered.
It wasn't long before the man's four arms were flipping the hundred-plus dough balls, chopsticks a blur of efficiency.
Delightful.
What else did this place have to offer?
Phasing through the wall, Lunch Lady visited the next shop. And the one after. Making her way down the block through the building, she marveled at every unique restaurant and cooking technique.
Core thrumming even harder, the dead school-worker emerged from the superstructure, ready to move on to the next building.
A bus rolled to a stop in front of her, pausing for a red light before continuing down the street.
It didn't matter that it was gone, though. The picture on its side was already branded onto her core, the memory as irritating as an itchy scab.
Some—Some LINE COOK had the audacity to advertise flash-frozen dinners that didn't even have true meat in them?!
Pescatarian!? Low-Calorie!? Disgraceful!
The heavy woman spat at the ground, trying to get the sour taste of disgust from her mouth.
That over-salted blasphemer didn't deserve to have a name so close to her own!
A pit formed in Lunch Lady's midsection.
What if someone confused them?
Closing her eyes, she focused on the man's image and coaxed a tendril of power to the forefront. It latched on, spreading out and shooting southwest before disappearing like a snuffed cinder. Lunch Lady turned, front splashing with luke-warmness when she faced the direction her clairvoyance had indicated.
He was quite a ways away.
Lifting into the sky, the resourceful ghost eyed the city.
Spying what she was looking for, the Zone citizen zipped over several buildings, dropping down and alighting on a large, cement platform covered with roof-like canopies. Throngs of people surrounded her invisible form, unaware of her presence but for the ghost's natural warm-spot that drew a few of the humans subconsciously near.
She didn't blame them. Today was quite chilly.
The pressure around her suddenly changed, a futuristic streamliner whooshing into the station and sliding to an abrupt stop. The doors opened and Lunch Lady hurried inside after the rest of the passengers, making sure to stay back just a bit so as not to bump anyone.
Several cars down, she found an empty section and faded back into sight. Grandmotherly smile softening her face, she plopped onto a well-cushioned bottom.
Why fly a hundred miles when there was a train?
Wednesday, September 12th,
1:05 pm
Lunch Lady's front was positively toasty, clairvoyant abilities indicating that this was the place. Invisible and intangible, the cook threw her arms into a Box Ghost-like pose and sped through the tan stucco of a paneled wall.
Breezing by trees and walking paths, the trespasser drifted around a large, H-shaped building.
A single-story structure came into view, coaxing her interest. Light glinted from above and the ghost angled her flight higher, marveling when a panoramic skylight stretched the length of the roof.
What striking architecture.
Lunch Lady dove through the glass. The temperature immediately rose and the intruder smiled despite the irritation bubbling at the back of her mind. Shifting her body to the material plane, the older woman sank, lowering from the ceiling to just a few feet above the floor.
An obnoxious alarm started to blare inside the building, startling a howl from some far off dog. Then a clatter sounded from nearby, distracting the food worker from her mission and pulling her focus to the center of the room.
A cup lay on its side in front of a girl with bovine horns, soda dribbling off the table and onto the floor.
A new, more pressing emotion covered Lunch Lady's simmering anger and pulled it off the burner.
"Oh no! What a waste. You look like you could have used the extra calories," the ghost lamented, drifting toward the much-too-skinny kid. "Don't worry, I'll have you fixed up in no time." She raised a hand, ready to conjure up another drink. It stopped halfway, held in place by some type of scarlet rope.
Head wrenching toward a 30-something year old at the other end of it, Lunch Lady glared. The skin-tight suit was different, and the man was much too large, but something about this scenario smacked of an encounter with Phantom, aggravating her all over again.
"You dare stop me?!" The fire-core's voice crackled, rumbling the deeper notes. Rage boiled to the forefront and she yanked back.
The muscular, red-and-silver human was caught unawares by her strength, swinging through the air and crashing into a plant fixture. A cloud of potting soil exploded on impact, dusting the tables behind it with a layer of earth and tiny perlite stones.
The clank-bang of cracked ceramic broke the room's mounting tension like blank gunfire at the start of a race.
Imitating a cave of startled bats, the students screeched and ran into each other in a mad scramble for the exit, failing to notice as Lunch Lady searched the crowd.
There. The slim girl was still here, trying to usher others into a semblance of civilized evacuation. The ghost jetted forward, snatching the golden-haired female by a horn.
Abruptly, the humans stopped swarming.
As everything stilled, Lunch Lady noticed the red-silver fighter hold up his hands while another adult ten feet away shifted into a similar, placating pose.
"Sutahpu!" the new man demanded, sharp, ruby eyes nearly glowing from within a floating cloud of black hair.
An illusory cold spilled over and off her skin like water trying to cling to a duck's back and Lunch Lady pulled her hostage close with one thick arm. "Never! This lunch room is a disgrace; these children are skin and bones!"
Sweeping her free hand to the side, an abandoned tray shot off a table and frisbee'd at the lean male. Just barely missing when he ducked at the last second, it flew thirty feet farther and broke a single pane of glass, otherwise leaving the wall of windows intact.
"Let go!" a high-pitched voice shrieked in time with the security system, drawing the woman's attention back down to her side where a hoof jabbed toward her. The ghost merely raised a brow and extended her right arm, destroying the squirming human's leverage and causing the kick to miss by a handspan.
"See?! Without proper nutrition you're weak!"
"I am not! I could—" the refute began, then abruptly died off. Lunch Lady eyed the girl suspiciously until more movement caused her to look away.
Red-silver was lunging forward, two more whips shooting from his body. When they got near, Lunch Lady jerked right, the attack passing within inches of her face.
A distinctly copper scent cut the ghost's nose.
Oh, how interesting.
Grinning devilishly, the paunchy woman lifted her free arm again. The red vines solidified, pinched sections forming every five inches and a light-pink film growing over the coagulating liquid.
Across from her, the jumpsuited male froze, horrified.
Freshly-made sausages suspended in air before tearing back toward the blood user, the links striking at their creator like a snake.
Suddenly thrown off balance, Lunch Lady glanced at her right hand. Her captive was gone, a detached horn the only thing left of the teen.
Before the woman could surge forward in pursuit, white flashed from the side. A telepathically controlled scarf coiled around Lunch Lady's left wrist and she roared.
Following the cloth back to its source with irises of forge-fire, the ghost spotted the floaty-hair guy from earlier and a plump, silver-topped boy next to him. Ignoring the kid and zeroing in on the older man's glare, the cook pulled back on the scarf in a mimicry of what she'd done a minute ago.
Rather than fight it, the new opponent dead-sprinted toward her, apparel-turned-weapon wrapped in a single loop over his forearm and gripped at the end. The teen crouching behind him took advantage, dashing away with large, anxious eyes.
Lunch Lady attempted to trip the black-clothed adult out of the rush, flinging the horn in her hand like a javelin. The haggard man sidestepped, refusing to slow even when the boney appendage speared the ground near his booted foot.
He managed to get in close, tugging hard on the muffler to stagger Lunch Lady and land a hit to the woman's gut. She oofed, forced to bend slightly as the (admittedly unnecessary) breath left her. Her gaze rose back up as she straightened, focusing near the main exit when someone caught her eye.
It was him. Lunch Rush.
Just thinking the name caused the ghost's core to ignite like a dried up Christmas tree. The chef-clothed imposter was even herding her one-horned teen toward an exit.
"YOU!" Lunch Lady howled, right hand ripping at the scarf on her left. The fabric stuck on her glove cuff and she phased it through, metal fibers breezing past the latex.
Pointing in accusation with the now-free hand, she shrieked, "GET YOUR GRUBBY, FOOD-DEFILING MITTS OFF HER!"
Another fist flew toward the green female's head and she caught it without looking, squeezing until there was a sharp crack. Her stoic attacker dipped under the broken hand, silent as his free fist went in for another hit. She smacked it down like a child stealing a cookie, barely registering a sharp sting to the palm.
Swinging him over her head by the fist, Lunch Lady got ready to send the human to the floor. A sparkling beam of light stopped the move, singeing the underside of her forearm mid-motion and forcing thick fingers open. The burnt ectoplasm hardened as if cauterized while a long cord of pink muscle snapped in from the side. Slipping around the obnoxious fighter, it jerked the shaggy man away before he could hit the linoleum. A wall of craggy blue shot from the ground for good measure, billowing chilled air toward the ghost as it separated her from a small group of students and the foe.
Now that was silly; normal ice could hardly stop her.
The refracted figure of her opponent rose and regained his feet, distorted lips growling something that she couldn't hear past the cries of the alarm. Lunch Lady's eyes narrowed. Then relaxed when a plethora of angry, disbelieving shouts followed.
Not an insult after all.
The siren suddenly quieted (thank goodness), and she half-listened as the group devolved into argument, not understanding a word. Using the lull, the Ghost Zone native surveyed the room.
Not many kids remained, but the ones that did seemed intent on aiding the two adults. Even the red-silver man was receiving help in the fight against her sausages—a forest green vine had torn from the floor and was tangoing with her blutwurst. Lunch Lady allowed herself a cheeky grin and willed her meaty minions to grow teeth, watching as they started to bite at the vegetation.
But other than that, most of the lunch-goers and Lunch Rush were officially gone, the horned highschooler included.
The ectoplasmic being grit her teeth, a large vein appearing in her neck.
She started to summon clairvoyance, ready to track the well-done steak that was Lunch Rush down.
"SHINE!" [DIE!] a foreign word shrilled, an explosive palm flying in from the right to match the energy.
Lunch Lady's search ability fizzled out and she let the discharge slide through her head with a sadistic grin. Backhanding the attacker's shoulder blades as he passed, she baited the wide-eyed youth, "Looks like someone could stand to learn some manners. Good children WAIT THEIR TURN!"
The boy tried to correct his flight with a well timed blast, but the table on Lunch Lady's left was too close. The blonde's blue-slacked shins slammed into the top of it and he cried out, upper half swinging down toward the laminate. Palms thwacking against the surface to take the brunt of the fall, he turned the tumble into an awkward half-cartwheel and was thrown off the table.
Hitting the pony wall temple first, he collapsed, a single hand sliding across the ground to cover a pair of too-bright, unfocused eyes.
"Oh my. That may have been a bit too hard for you," Lunch Lady admitted, mindful to keep her voice down. The boy's friends subscribed to no such niceties, barely-muffled screams echoing from beyond the ice wall.
In less than a second, her previous challenger re-entered the fray, shouting something at the downed boy when the kid attempted to stand. Broken hand wrapped in bandages (where'd those even come from?), the scruffy grown-up charged Lunch Lady, face shadowed by an intensity the ghost couldn't quite place. Caught off guard, she barely avoided an uppercut, managing to drop tangibility only just in time.
What was with that look?
It wasn't like she'd let anyone die. She liked children, their well-being so important it tied into her obsession.
The man's teeth grit and his eyes lit red again. That cold sensation was back, but like before, it slipped away, as elusive as a breeze across skin.
A hoarse voice quieted the students beyond the ice wall, and Lunch Lady risked a curious glance back. A blue-haired boy clenched his fists as he ended some kind of speech, anguished form just visible through the frozen water.
The view cut off, covered by that dang scarf as it flattened, going stiff in front of her face.
How rude.
Eyes jerking forward, Lunch Lady watched the cloth-wielding adult retreat to the concussed teen, dropping into a guard stance when he grew nearer.
He didn't move from the position, watching her closely but holding still as if waiting for something.
A stampede suddenly thundered away from the student's frozen stronghold and raced toward the cafeteria's exit, only two sets of footsteps breaking from the herd. A machine gun of taps, and the erratic leaps of a rabbit looped back around, coming in fast. In mere moments the duo slid to a stop behind blast-boy and scarf-man.
Rather than show relief at the reinforcements, the injured blonde started spitting what could only be profanities. The shorter, green-haired boy winced, but his black-haired partner just rolled up grey sleeves with a cocky smirk.
Lunch Lady couldn't help but notice just how lean both newcomers were. Frowning, she tried to recall everyone she'd seen since arriving.
The mousey boy held out a hand, slender palm up. In response, the kid's taller colleague bent an arm, a strip of white….tape? shooting from the boy's knobby elbow and sticking to the proffered fingertips. Their schoolmate's curses grew louder at the action and the blonde tried to jump away. The duo seemed to anticipate this, already dashing to either side and trying to clothesline the firecracker. The kid sprang over the adhesive band, displaying a high jump form worthy of a track star. His peers immediately lowered the line, pulling it back the other way.
Lunch Lady watched the children's sinewy muscles bunching and cording as they leapt. A cold anger burned beneath her skin. The way the students moved, their fat content couldn't be more than six, maybe seven percent of their body weight.
Less than half of what it should be.
Lunch Lady dragged her blazing gaze back to the teens' protector. The man studied her, smoothly lowering a walkie-talkie from his mouth and tucking it back into a belt without breaking eye contact. The controlled movements seemed to say he was reluctant to engage, even as his metallic scarf hovered in the air like the toothy threat of a cornered predator.
She had to take these kids away from here; her core railed at her to feed.
Rushing forward, Lunch Lady jabbed at the persistent human, hoping to hit his chest hard enough for a one-hit KO.
Quick as lightning the man leaned to the side, grabbing his scarf from the air and stretching a length of it between his hands. Using the slack, he twisted the cloth around her arm and tugged tight. Pivoting on his foot, he redirected her momentum into a violent hammer throw that sent her back the way she'd come.
Just before hitting a planter, Lunch Lady steadied herself, taking the second to check on the children.
The blonde ducked and twisted away from his schoolmates' ribbon yet again, just barely avoiding it by throwing up his right hand for an explosion. The force shot him to the side, but instead of launching back into battle the kid clutched at his right ear and vomited all over the floor. His attackers descended, running circles counter to each other like spry maypole dancers. In seconds, a very angry cocoon wriggled on the floor.
Deciding to switch tactics, Lunch Lady let the warm heat of incorporeality pour through her and dove forward. Black-sleeved punches slid through her midsection and a line of crimson attempted to spear her shoulder. Disregarding the attacks, she snatched at the green-haired boy. He juked to the side on electrified legs, blue slacks passing just inches from her outstretched fingers.
Sharp pain flared in Lunch Lady's stomach, doubling the ghost over. The blunt-force blow was significantly worse than earlier, several times stronger than scarf-man's punch had been.
She had little time to wonder how the hit got past her intangibility or who threw it. The kids were bolting toward the exit, dragging their writhing mummy-friend along behind them. Lunch Lady stumbled to wobbly feet and lifted both hands, ready to summon a battalion of food to retrieve them.
Instead, another rope of crimson and that stupid fashion accessory snapped her arms tight to her sides.
Yanking one limb free, she changed the blood into more frankfurter pets. Ordering them to tangle the muffler, she ghosted out of the restraint.
An intrusive thought pushed its way into Lunch Lady's mind as she beheld the sausage-scarf fight and her core twinged.
"You should stop, Dear." The green woman angled toward the blood man. "Losing this much iron really isn't good for you."
Whack.
A hit that would have darkened a human's vision slammed against the back of Lunch Lady's head. But with no brain to bruise, she simply shook it off, the ectoplasm reforming itself where it'd flattened slightly to absorb the impact.
Twirling to face her assailant, the ghost's hands assumed a strangle-ready position.
LUNCH RUSH.
Eyes flashing between solid red and white, she swept forward, grabbing the wanna-be cook's cast iron fry pan. Swinging it like a baseball batter, she roared "YOU NEGLIGENT FILM OF SLIME MOLD! HOW DARE YOU STARVE THESE CHILDREN!"
The utensil-based fighter was a blur, ducking around the blow and retreating toward the kitchen.
"GET BACK HERE! I'VE GOT BEEF WITH YOU!" she shrilled, speeding after him.
Lunch Rush zoomed by the snack kiosk and straight to the serving area, vaulting over one of the counter's glass cases and sliding inside. A second later, an entire cutlery drawer's worth of silverware shot out and one of Lunch Lady's yellow gloves rose to stop it. The metal paused halfway to the ghost and flipped, shooting back toward her rival in a V. She came fast behind, ready to follow up the stabbing with her fists.
Lunch Rush jumped to the side—the projectiles sinking into the row of cupboards behind him with a thwaiAaAaNG—and gave a thumbs up.
Did he just direct that at her?
Confused and livid, Lunch Lady gathered energy in her chest, ready to go all out.
The temperature of the room skyrocketed to a swelter as if preparing for the incoming storm.
But then someone screamed.
It wasn't nearly as bad as being hit by Phantom's blasted wail; but, while she technically didn't have eardrums, the sound reverberated down her chest, shaking and disrupting her core.
Unable to slip into the astral plane, she fell to the white tiled floor and lunged behind an industrial-steel island. Escaping the sonic attack for a moment, the ghost's eyes widened. Without the sound stalling her consciousness, she smelled something off. Like sun-warm strawberries and vanilla.
Lunch Lady pinched her nose shut as one slow blink turned into two.
It was a good thing she didn't need to breathe.
Mind growing fuzzy, she forced herself through the floor, a new screech just barely hitting her ears before the quiet stillness of cement swallowed the sound.
Wednesday, September 12th,
1:31 pm
A heavy sigh split the air as UA's principal paced across a four foot area. How the small rodent's lungs managed that much air was a mystery.
Glancing about the wrecked room again, Nezu rubbed at his forehead, hand pulling back to reveal a small pile of matte hair. Frowning, he walked to a nearby trash can and reached high above himself, tossing the shed fur inside.
Three faculty stood on Nezu's right, abused and upended furniture strewn around them.
Right now, the four adults were the only ones in the room, but that would change as soon as the police arrived.
"Erasure didn't work," Aizawa spoke up, starting the conversation that everyone seemed loath to begin.
"Well, we're probably dealing with another Nomu…" Vlad King supplied, voice only semi-confident as he scratched at the V-shaped neckline of his hero costume. Angry, swollen prick marks peppered the man's chest anywhere the fabric didn't protect.
"I don't know, Kan-san." Nezu's tone carried its own reservations as the mouse stroked a non-existent chin. "From what you and Tsunotori-san told me, our attacker could speak and interact despite having at least five different, very powerful quirks. Even if she was emotionally unstable, we haven't seen anything like that before. The Nomu from the USJ incident could only follow direct orders and the Hosu Nomu did little more than shriek."
"I agree; something doesn't add up," Aizawa bit out. "Unless the League has made some kind of breakthrough, my quirk should have stopped the telekinesis and permeation, even if it couldn't stop the brute strength or invisibility. Then there were those strange, animated sausages...I can only assume they were an emitter-type as well."
Vlad King involuntarily shuddered next to his colleague, head tipping down and dark eyes magnetizing to his chest. "Not strange, creepy. They bit me. With teeth."
"You might want to see Recovery Girl after the briefing, Sekijiro-kun. I know they were made from your blood, but who knows what metamorphosis they underwent. Ground pork alone can carry a whole slew of bacteria—if not parasites and pathogens," Lunch Rush commented, voice carrying with it a concern his featureless chef's hat could not convey.
The much larger hero flinched, color draining from his skin.
Patting the man's arm in sympathy, the cook reassured, "As long as you get it tended to soon, it should be fine."
Nezu glanced at the exit, eyes drifting along the wall as if he could see the H-shaped building beyond it. "I need to review the security footage. Once I translate what our intruder was saying, it might give us a clue as to her origins. Is there anything else I should know before I get started?"
"The kitchen got hot right before we subdued her," Lunch Rush spoke up. "Check the thermal cameras, she may have a temperature-related quirk as well."
"And keep an eye on how she uses her telekinesis," Aizawa chimed in. "She never used it directly on my capture scarf or any of us, so she may have limitations to the types of things she can control."
The underground hero reached inside his pants pocket and pulled out a small kerchief, offering it for inspection. "I also got a sample of the woman's blood, if it even is blood. Her head flattened and reformed when Lunch Rush hit her with a fry pan. It's possible she's made of this stuff, or has some kind of shock absorption."
A tiny spot of toxic green stained the white cloth, no more than a pinprick smear.
Nezu's black eyes snapped to Aizawa's hand, an almost desperate interest sparking within them.
The mammal padded closer, footsteps faltering just a yard shy of his subordinate. The rodent's beady eyes narrowed and he grit pearly incisors, finishing the trek with a ram-rod straight back. "Call Power Loader. I think we have more ectoplasm on our hands."
"Shit."
Aizawa's sentiment was shared.
Wednesday, September 12th,
2:40 pm
Danny's stomach was a churning mess as his father sliced up the double fudge ice cream cake. Had this been a normal birthday he might have complained about the flavor, but as it stood, blowing out the candles had felt like cutting loose the rope of his own guillotine. Such a small thing like the superiority of rocky road over pure chocolate paled in comparison.
"Smaller slice for me, Dad. Remember I have to eat healthy." The raven boy had never been more glad for an otherwise awful rule. He knew he'd want something in his stomach, but liquified cream was not a top choice.
"Don't worry about that, Danny, it's your birthday!" Jack called. Ignoring a wince, the older Fenton tried to dish Danny up with an even bigger slice than everyone else.
Hagakure and Kamada's more modest servings were already on the kitchen table in front of them. Sam, too, balanced a reasonable portion where she stood near the range. Maddie remained empty-handed, but jumped forward from her spot near Sam at Danny's distress.
Taking the cutter from her husband, the redhead split off a third of the sugary treat and put it on a separate plate. Handing it to her seated son, she commented, "Sorry, Jack, but I'm siding with Danny on this one."
"Don't worry, Mr. F, I'll take the rest of Danny's piece. We share everything anyway," Tuck proclaimed, crossing the room and tugging the dessert away from a pouting Jack. The motion turned into something of an awkward juggle partway through, the video camera in the technogeek's other hand (the traitor) giving the boy trouble.
Danny started eating so he wouldn't have to comment, but after no time at all realized he was on his last bite. He felt like an idiot. He should have gotten a bigger piece.
"So are we going to open presents now?" Hagakure asked, positively bursting with curiosity at this point.
"Yeah, Danny, let's open presents!" Jazz called with a sly smile. It was sibling abuse, plain and simple.
Mentally sighing, the male verbally replied, "Sure," voice anything but.
Jack immediately perked up, a dog hearing the word "treat".
The only reprieve the halfa was likely to get tonight was that ghostly healing should take the brunt of the activities rather than his liver. Maybe he wouldn't even get that drunk, his metabolism was pretty insane.
Perking up at the thought, Danny actually smiled when his father shoved two presents into his hand, crying "Me first!"
Picking up the larger of the boxes, Danny tore at the wrapping. He must have made the wrong choice because Jack immediately huffed, "That one's from your mother."
Eyebrow raising quizzically at his mom's flabbergast expression, Danny pulled out a smaller package wrapped in newspaper. A tiny, porcelain cat emerged, the feline stretching in a lazy pose. More baffled than ever, he popped open another—this time playful—kitten. Then a third, mitten-wearing one.
"Thanks Mom? It's…"
"Not from me?" Maddie answered the search for an adjective with her own confusion. "Jazz?"
"Nope, not mine."
"Sam, Tuck?" Danny asked as the two came over to get a closer look.
"I wi—" Tucker started before Sam slapped a hand over his mouth and muffled the rest, Kamada and Hagakure the only ones off-put by the display.
"If only. Your face was priceless. Tuck, show him."
The videographer obeyed—pausing, rewinding and holding out the recording so Danny could see the evidence of his own inner turmoil.
Pushing herself off of a nearby cupboard, Maddie sauntered around the kitchen table and stepped up behind her husband's stool. Arms sliding down the beefy man's chest in a quasi-hug, she asked, "Where'd you get the present, Honey?"
"On our bed? You left it for me to wrap three days ago, remember?"
"Now why would I get Danny figurines, Jack?"
"Well, I thought it was a dumb gift, but you always get him—" A heated glare made Jack hurl the metaphorical shovel he was using to dig his own grave.
"Was someone in the house?" Kamada demanded, looking at the walls with trepidation at nearly the same time that Jazz asked, "Is there a tag on one of the cats?"
"Not that I can—Oh, wait. There's something written on the newspaper." Flattening the tabloid out to get a better look, Danny groaned.
Tucker and Sam peeked over his shoulders, one snorting and the other grinning as they high-fived.
Happy Birthday Danny,
<3 CW
The heart was hand-drawn, not unlike ones he'd seen in Star's statistics notes last year.
Why did the literal ghost of time find it necessary to screw with him?!
Sam and Tuck took one look at Danny's face and burst into full-blown giggles, holding each other's shoulders to keep themselves upright.
"Please tell me—" the goth heaved between laughs, "—you got that."
"Of course I did. What kind of technogeek do you take me for?" Tuck held the camera to his chest in mock hurt.
"Who's CW?" Hagakure inquired, ignoring Danny's friends and leaning over the table to get a better look.
It surprised Danny that she had been able to read the note without the transcribe function of the Gabber app, but he supposed the message was pretty simple.
"Just a family friend," Danny acknowledged. Seeing Kamada frown next to Hagakure, he amended, "The ghostly kind."
The answer seemed to quell the highschooler's anxiety, as her expression lost its edge; but she still seemed displeased, probably unnerved that a ghost had passed unnoticed through the house.
Danny gave her an apologetic shrug and she softened.
Putting aside the first present, Danny reached towards his father's.
Unable to stop himself, Jack blurted, "Johnny and Kitty helped me get it! Just for you!"
OH NO!
Tearing off wrapping paper like the ghouls on its face would come to life and bite him, Danny opened the box.
Inside was a bottle that stared back at him with predatory, glass eyes. Lifting the flask by the neck and refusing to touch the decorative serpent constricting it—Danny held the decanter up to the light.
A bright red comparable to candy apple nail polish shimmered through a swirling, honey-hued liquid.
He was pretty sure he knew what it was, but nearly shuddered when his father confirmed it.
"Fire Snake Whiskey! It's supposed to pack one heck of a punch!"
"Uhm, Da—"
"You would not believe what I had to trade to get it!" his father was already rambling, voice drowning out the younger male. "But then I said to myself, 'Jack, Dann-o is only going to turn twenty-one once; you aren't allowed to be a cheapskate.' " Noticing the half ghost's closing mouth, the eldest Fenton apologized, "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to talk over you. What were you saying?"
"Nothing," Danny squeaked, a stifling jungle flashing through his mind. "Just excited," he managed to choke out, the words tasting like the poison soon to be on his lips.
"OH! Duh! Twenty-one! I thought I was missing something." Everyone turned to look at Hagakure's lounge-wear at the outburst, unable to study her face. At the attention, the teen clarified, "Japan's drinking age is twenty."
A second later Kamada's mouth dropped into her own "O" of understanding before the teenager's head turned away with a small, pleased smile.
"Open Kamada-san's next!" Jazz exclaimed, voice sickly sweet, "She picked it out all on her own." The emphasis made Danny suspicious, which doubled upon receiving a black box with a snowy ribbon and shamrock green bow.
At least his dad wasn't making him take a shot yet.
Fake smile plastered on his face, the halfa ripped open the package. Inside were two smaller, individually wrapped gifts. Raising an eyebrow, he grabbed out the littler one. His happy facade nearly cracked. Forcing more cheer, Danny held up a shot glass for the room to see, an embellished version of his DP insignia etched along the side.
"Thanks! It's awesome!" he praised, smile breaking a bit as he hastily tried to shove it back in the box.
But not fast enough.
"THAT'S PERFECT! Great job, Kamada!—Er—San!" Jack exploded from his seat and dashed to a cupboard above the fridge. Yanking it open, he pulled out several bottles and two more shot glasses. "We can start right now!"
The massive man brought the alcohol back to the table, glass vessels clinking together as he set everything down ham-handedly.
Sam and Tucker could barely breathe they were laughing so hard.
Kamada just looked dejected, obviously sensing she'd messed up.
No, that's not—That's not what he wanted to happen. She didn't know the implications of the gift. Poking at his core and reminding it that someone he protected cared for him back, Danny sent a genuine smile in Kamada's direction.
"That's the spirit, Danny!" Jazz commented, biting her lower lip like she was trying to keep from beaming.
"Did you just—Did you seriously just..?!" Danny couldn't tell if he wanted to laugh hysterically (emphasis on the hysterically) or wring his sister's neck.
"Yeeep."
Danny just looked to his mom, trying to share his exasperation, but the older Fenton was as amused as her daughter. Ugh.
Jack grabbed the freshly opened shot glass from right out of Danny's box and pounded it on the table. Snatching up the Fire Snake Whiskey the older male uncorked the bottle and poured like he was handling liquid gold. The same couldn't be said for the other shot glasses, which he topped with tequila, little sloshes spilling over their sides.
"Sam, Tuck, you too!"
"Sorry, Mr. Fenton, Sam and I are twenty. We can't." Tucker hid a coprophagous grin behind a dark hand.
"Nonsense!" Jack raised a hand to the side of his mouth and whispered conspiratorially, "Just don't tell your—"
"Jack FENTON. We do not offer alcohol to minors in this household!" Maddie reprimanded in time with Jazz's "Dad! No! Absolutely not!"
The hulking figure just shrunk in on himself with a sheepish look.
Jazz sighed and grabbed the two spare glasses, handing one to her mom. Locking eyes with her dad as the man turned ecstatic, she clarified, "We're only doing one. No more," before tossing back the shot.
Hagakure started laughing at Jazz's surefire refusal. Gasping in just enough air to speak, she proclaimed, "You know, I gotta say. Even though I'm stuck here, I could not have picked a cooler homestay family if I'd tried."
Riding the high of those words, Danny picked up his own drink and downed it in one go.
Wednesday, September 12th,
9:03 pm
Brushing teeth had never felt so lonely.
Normally the affair was coupled by little drops of toothpaste spittle as Toru-chan animatedly recounted the highlights of her day. But it'd been just over a week of silence and Mashirao Ojiro felt an ache in his chest that wouldn't go away. Tail drooping of its own accord, the boy spat into the sink. Running on autopilot, he rinsed his mouth and flicked through the ever-open news app on the counter beside him.
He had been excited earlier today. The attack should have been some kind of lead. Something to help him crack the case of this never-ending nightmare. But he'd come up blank, the local journalists proving their ineptitude once again.
Sighing, the martial artist wiped his lips on a white towel—no need to get bleach stains on a colored one—and picked up his cell. Tapping on a map icon, the blonde pinched his fingers toward each other to zoom out and clicked on a nearby prefecture.
It was his new routine. Check the articles, find nothing, broaden the search. Every single day since Hagakure went missing Ojiro had read local, insignificant snippets from here to Hokkaido.
Today's news especially had been dominated by near-duplicate stories about the Nomu's attack on UA and his eyes were starting to burn from sorting through them all.
Changing prefectures again, he exited the communal bathroom and nearly tripped. Tail sticking straight out in an act of balance, the teen caught himself before he could fall into the hallway.
Hero Gumball Thwarts Hostage Situation at Kanagawa Valley Mall
It wasn't the title that had gotten him so riled up. It was the thumbnail image that'd only enlarged when he'd clicked on it.
It was hard to see much. Someone had taken the shot in a rush, probably while hiding. The bottom half of the picture was of some kind of desk, and the top half was stuck through with table legs. The camera was also out of focus—everything in the background (the subject of the photo) was greatly blurred.
But the heavy-set woman at the center of the frame had green skin, bright yellow gloves, a pink dress and an apron.
There was no denying it. The Nomu had attacked somewhere else—Mashirao double-checked the details—before the attack on UA this afternoon.
The male could feel his heart pounding.
He needed to tell someone. The teachers needed to—Mashirao stopped that thought in its tracks.
Despite the supposed openness the faculty had shown right after Hagakure had disappeared, they'd been rather close-lipped about everything since. Something was wrong, the tailed man could feel it. Especially with just how close Aizawa had been watching them all. If he gave the school the only clue he had, they might take it away from him…somehow.
But, he couldn't help but feel that he still needed to tell someone.
Ojiro was smart, but he just didn't have the strategic, calculating mind necessary to decode this new clue on his own.
Wednesday, September 12th,
11:15 pm
Crick-du-du-shuffle-clikr
Izuku lay in bed, eyes closed and ears straining as he unsuccessfully tried to keep his breathing steady.
Something was moving on his balcony.
Already running through possible plans of attack in his head, the male tried to make sense of the noise. It was quiet but spread apart—something large creating little sound. When it got just outside the glass door the night fell silent and he stiffened, sheet-white.
Heart stuttering in his chest, the greenet nearly jumped out of his skin when a light tap-tap-tap-tap broke the hush.
It could still be a villain come to attack, but he doubted it.
Even if the one from earlier definitely had a screw loose.
(Izuku understood English pretty well; he had grown up listening to and reading countless articles and video clips of All Might's exploits from America. So although the Nomu's words had been mostly nonsensical, he was pretty sure the reason for that didn't lie with him.)
Another rapid tap-tap-tap jolted Izuku from the tangential thought. Yeah, if it was a villain, they would have attacked by now. Unless, of course, they had a hostage and were trying to lure—the mini-Might shot out of bed, turning toward the source of the noise and throwing back the curtains.
Oh. It was just Ojiro-kun.
Wait. Plain, by-the-book Ojiro-kun was breaking curfew and trying to get Izuku's attention.
The young hero swiftly unlocked the door, removed the dowel from the backside—one could never be too careful—and slid it open. Anxiety crept up his stomach as he ushered the other male in, looking back toward the front entrance of his room as he did so.
Sensei nearly had a heart attack today when the lunchroom Nomu had just appeared from nothing. It wouldn't be surprising if the slightest sound triggered the man's protective instincts.
Before Izuku had a chance to ask what the other kid was doing there, Ojiro whispered, "I found something and I need to pick your brain. The teachers can't know."
Izuku inhaled sharply, doing his best not to make noise.
"About Hagakure-chan? Or something else?" the analyst tried to stall, mentally running through ways to talk Ojiro-kun into keeping the faculty in the loop.
"I found a news story. But you have to promise me you won't tell anyone." Despite being barely audible, the teen's voice was adamant.
Midoriya opened his mouth, but one look—one real look—at the older boy suffocated the protests on his lips. Shadows haunted Ojiro's eyes, made more pronounced by the overly pale, thinner-than-normal skin that clung to his cheekbones and gave his face an almost sunken appearance. His pajamas hung off his shoulders too loosely and Izuku could almost smell the acidic scent of anxiety in the air.
"Okay."
"Okay, you won't tell?"
Midoriya gave a resolute nod. "Nn."
Ojiro studied him a second more before the teen spoke again, "The villain attacked somewhere else before she attacked here. In Kanagawa."
"That's a long way off to make it to UA by lunch time. How do you know it was her?" Midoriya felt bad asking, but Ojiro-kun's appearance suggested he might have extrapolated more details from the news story than it really held.
"Look at the photo," the blonde demanded, holding up his phone with fire burning in his eyes. "It's her."
Izuku's stomach dropped, then pretended to be a whirligig, leaving him light-headed and brimming with excitement.
Ojiro must have seen the recognition in Izuku's gaze, because he bulldozed on, "A woman, late fifties/early sixties was seen using her quirks—permeation and telekinesis—today at the Kanagawa Valley shopping mall. Upon entering the food court the woman was immediately assumed to be a villain by the civilians and many managed to escape. By the time a hero made it on scene, thirteen people were being held hostage at one of the tables. Gumball managed to mitigate casualties until help could arrive but the villain evaded capture and her motive is still a mystery."
"Now listen to this," the teen insisted, turning the volume on his phone way down and clicking play on a short video clip.
It was an interview with one of the apparently English-fluent victims.
When everyone was trying to escape, she kept yelling about how lunch wasn't over yet. She insisted everyone needed to come back and finish their meals. Then when she had me and my dad at that table with the other people, she kept offering us dessert. It was so weird .
"Sound familiar?"
It did.
" 'This lunch room is a disgrace; these children are skin and bones,' " Izuku quoted under his breath. Emerald eyes locked with jet-black and he raised his voice a little so the other teen could hear him.
"So I was right. She's got some kind of strange obsession with food." Ojiro crouched down, running a hand through oily hair as his tail swished back and forth behind him.
"It seems that way. But I'm more worried about what she was doing there. Here, she knew who Lunch Rush was ahead of time, suggesting the attack was premeditated and that UA was the intended target. But what could she have possibly gained from the encounter at the mall? She didn't demand anything from the heroes, right?"
"Nope. Other than telling them to stay away."
"Did she take anything?"
"No."
"Attack someone specific?"
"No…"
"Were the hostages from another hero school?"
"No." Ojiro's voice softened in sudden horror, "You think she didn't have a reason. That she was just there to cause trouble?"
"Yes—" Izuku made a frustrated noise in his throat. "—No. Not exactly."
At the blonde's frown, the theorist elaborated, "She's got some kind of mental illness, which would make sense if she was a Nomu with so many quirks. The League could have ordered an attack on UA. But why order an attack on the mall?"
"If she's as unpredictable as you say, maybe she went rogue and attacked that place on her own. Then the league used Kurogiri to get her back on track. They could have made up something about Lunch Rush to trick her into doing what they wanted."
"Maybe, but I feel like we're missing something." There was a moment of quiet, Izuku deep in thought, before he mumbled, "Why the mall?"
The freckled boy grabbed his own phone. Pulling up the Maps app, he found the shopping center and zoomed in far enough that he could see all the local buildings.
Ojiro jumped up at Izuku's deep glower and peeked over the younger boy's shoulder. Looking at the screen, his jaw slackened. "You think—"
Izuku rubbed at his eyes, a whole new slew of theories and questions flooding his brain. "Yeah. She might've been the distraction."
Wednesday
-Cut Pre-Party Scene-
"SURPRISE!" Several flappy, bugle-like sounds accompanied the shout.
Danny's eyes tracked over his parents and four party-horn-holding guests to Jazz, a look of utter betrayal stamped on his face.
He expected this of his friends, even Haru and Toru who didn't know any better, but his sister? She knew what fate awaited him. She'd been through it herself.
Jazz merely smirked, tilting her head toward Jack as the man came pounding up to him from the couch. Great bear-like arms wrapped the ambushed male, squeezing and swinging him around. As he dropped back down something disturbed his messy, raven locks.
Fingers lifting to brush against what felt like a cone-shaped hat, the boy flashed a pained smile that was nearly a grimace.
"Happy birthday, Sweetie!" his mother called, patting his shoulder from behind as his dad shifted from foot to foot, the epitome of barely contained elation.
Danny's heart sank through his shoes and into the floor.
"Yeah, happy birthday, Man!" Tucker piped up, sharing a look with Sam.
"It'll be the best one yet!" his gothic friend added, chipper attitude at complete odds with the girl's aesthetic and devilish glint in her eyes. Holding up a phone, she snapped a picture.
"I've been waiting for this day for twenty-one years, eight months and three days!"
"You've been waiting since you found out Mrs. F. was pregnant? Dang, that's dedication." Sam pinned Danny with a stare, her smirk just for him.
"Yep!" Jack responded, wiping tears from his eyes as he turned into a blubbering mess. Reaching into a pocket and grabbing a handkerchief to blow his nose, the orange hunter tacked on, "They grow up so fast."
Danny sighed, walked to the coat rack and set his red backpack lightly on the shoe bench beneath it.
"In fact, I've got something extra special planned! I've had this baby ready for six months!" Jack bellowed, turning around and flying toward the kitchen.
When he came back, he held a brightly wrapped package that would make Ol' Boxy green with envy.
"Jaaack. We talked about this. No presents till after the cake." Maddie walked over to the large man and cradled his arm, winking at her son where her husband couldn't see.
Jack and the ghost boy both sagged, but for entirely different reasons.
"Let me at least go change, Dad," Danny pleaded.
"But, but. I've already waited all day," Jack whined.
Feeling like he was the father in this relationship, Danny looked sideways at Kamada, exasperation palpable.
"Are you okay?" chirped from the girl's phone, the Japanese sounding very confused in contrast to the monotone words of the Gabber app.
"Yeah, just…" Danny trailed off, unable to find words that wouldn't upset his father.
"He's fine," Jazz spoke up, coming to her brother's rescue. "He's just got butterflies in his stomach—er, anxiety—because there's a Fenton tradition he has to uphold."
"Sounds ominous," Hagakure commented, intrigue saturating her words while Kamada's brow furrowed next to her.
Danny exhaled, rubbing at his neck.
"You have no idea."
Sorry, but lots of notes this chapter.
-The chapter title is a a nod to when the first Danny Phantom episode aired. The main commercial advertising it had the clip of LL screaming "IT'S LUNCH TIME!" It's ingrained forever in my brain. I watched the first episode as many times as I physically could before the second one even aired. I like demanded to be home when it was on. I had scoped out all the time slots on the TV guide ahead of time.
-I know it seems weird that Lunch Lady is taking so many hits, but while most of Danny's villains use intangibility to fight, she's always been more of a brawler.
-I have no idea how Gumball got so fleshed out for a one part wonder character, but I kind of love him. Lol. When chewing on one of these colors, he gets a particular ability as long as he chews. His ulti is actually a trick. When he runs out of gum, he can chew anything of the correct color to gain the appropriate attribute. As you can imagine, gum is just the most reasonable option.
Red- strength. Yellow- speed. Blue- flexibility. Brown- durability. Green- increased eyesight. Orange- increased sense of smell. Purple- increased hearing
-ojii-san means grandpa in Japanese, and no, Lunch Lady wouldn't have actually cut him. She was just trying to intimidate the people to stay in place. In the show, almost all of her "sharp" attacks "happen" to miss. I'd like to believe that's on purpose.
-WacDonalds is a common anime trope where the creators want to avoid copyright infringement for McDonald's xD
-I actually had pizza in Japan, and I remember the cheese tasting very processed. When asked why, I was told it was because Japan doesn't have many cows.
-The four-armed man was making takoyaki
-Bikes are a very common mode of transportation in Japan.
-Lunch Lady has clairvoyance in cannon. Her first ever line proved it. *comes out of ghost zone* "Oh, somebody changed the menu." Her finding Lunch Rush was like playing a game of "hot-cold".
-fire core ghosts create a "warm spot" rather than a "cold spot".
-Yes, Lunch Lady took a shinkansen (bullet train). XD The air pressure really does change. It's like standing next to a roller coaster coming out of a tunnel
-Shizuoka is the prefecture that Mustafu Japan is in, but they never say where Detnerat is. So I just chose a prefecture nearby that was halfway between Tokyo and Shizuoka, making it a suburb of Tokyo, basically.
-Hound Dog could neither smell nor see Lunch Lady (because when a ghost's atoms are in the astral plane they leave no scent or heat on earth and he couldn't see her because she was invisible. Only specialized ghost hunting equipment could have detected her), so it was an extra big freak out for him when he all of a sudden had the alarm go off, far into campus. That's what the howl was about. On a side note, if he had been near her when she passed by, he probably would have felt something off, much like Nezu.
-anybody else wonder how the heck the cafeteria could be anything but a greenhouse with that many windows?
-the horned girl is Pony Tsunotori
-The main two heroes Lunch Lady is fighting are Aizawa and Vlad King. Yes, I had Lunch Lady turn Vlad's blood into blood sausages. I'm a terrible person. XD
-Pony can detach her horns. So when she was only being held by the horn, and started to protest, the faculty motioned for her to stop speaking before creating a distraction so she could get away.
-Aoyama was the beam of light that hit LL's hand, Tsuyu was the one to pull Aizawa to safety, and Bakugo was the one to try and hit LL.
-Aizawa gets the hand wrap from Momo while behind the ice wall. I initially was gonna have it be Sero's tape, but then I was like, Momo could actually make exactly what he needed.
-The students got told by Aizawa to leave and let the pros handle it, because they didn't want anymore kidnappings. And after all 1A's been through, esp. with Bakugo's kidnapping, you can imagine how they felt about that. They were going to ignore Aizawa, but then Iida reminded them about what happened in Hosu, what taking things into his own hands caused. And that if they buck the demands again they'd be expelled.
-the reason it feels like Vlad doesn't engage again for so long is that the time is a little warped. The whole fight probably only took like 8 minutes. Unfortunately, when there are so many characters and things happening, it takes longer to read about than it does to occur. Lol. When he got occupied by the sausage links, he was fighting them for maybe 4 minutes (Lunch Lady food minions have regeneration, so he had to figure out how to subdue them without destroying them- I imagine he tied them around a table or something- or perhaps Awase used weld to meld them with the floor).
-The reason campus security didn't join the situation as well is that Aizawa noticed that Lunch Lady is mentally unstable (even though he can't understand most of what she said), and fights harder when angered. He informed campus security to set up a perimeter around the building, hoping to get the students out before they tried to subdue her (he actually had the walkie-talkie the whole time as he was on security detail for the lunch shift, Lunch Lady is just a hyper-focused individual and didn't notice it till later). At least until the heroes he needed for a budding plan could arrive from different parts of campus- Namely Nemuri (Midnight) and Present Mic. If Aizawa was more receptive to using the students, and wasn't so worried about them being kidnapped (Lunch Lady trying to catch the students not helping his assumptions) he probably would have been more open to using Kaminari's electricity or Todoroki's ice/flames. Kyouka would have been a good choice but she needs support gear to use sound waves, which she didn't have at lunch.
Notes:
-so I actually made everyone a little skinnier than normal on purpose. One, Lunch Lady is used to American body weights. Let's face it. There's a reason there's a stereotype XD. Two, most of the students she's paying close attention to have undergone a ton of stress lately, which for teens that exercise all the time and could easily forget to eat, they are more likely to lose weight than gain it. A healthy fat content for a male teenager is like 10-20 percent. For reference, 8-10% can still look jacked.
-Bakugo gets captured because of his concussion. He was actively avoiding using his quirk, but was forced to when Mido and Sero got too close. The loud sound right next to his ear fucked him up.
-Lunch Rush has been hiding out on standby most of the fight, since Aizawa noticed right away that he was a Lunch Lady trigger.
-Nirengeki shoda (class 1b) was the silver-haired, chubby kid that Aizawa is first seen with before he punches lunch lady. His quirk, twin impact, is a support quirk that allows others to land a second hit where they hit once before, that is several times more powerful, at the time of the person's choosing. That's where the random hit came from that Aizawa used to stop Lunch Lady from getting Mido when she went intangible. Once they had her attention they were able to utilize her easily distracted-ness by bringing Lunch Rush back into the fight to lure her into the ambush pre-set in the kitchen (one of the only places Lunch Lady wouldn't see it being set up before-hand, and a small enough room that Nemuri's attack could be concentrated)
-the sharp jab lunch lady felt when she smacked Aizawa's fist down was when Aizawa got the sample of LL's ectoplasm
-Lunch Rush's quirk isn't really explained, but the show does reference how he's able to make exorbitant amounts of food very quickly. So my thought is that he's insanely fast and skilled at cooking because he's actually got some kind of time manipulation thing mixed in with the quirk rather than just being able to create food from nothing. It would make more sense for someone who went through the licensing process to become a hero to have some aspect of their quirk be geared toward fighting.
-I gotta say, I really wanted to have a big clash between LL and LR, but unfortunately, the teachers of UA are smart fighters. I started out with the big battle scene between them, and with each new revision it became less and less plausible because the fight was set on campus. So instead you got stuck with a planned battle strategy instead. .
-at this point in the timeline UA has not encountered any "thinking" Nomu, that they know of.
-So the Danny Birthday scene was only planned as of 2 chapters ago. But I worked a plot point I wanted in anyways. XD So, basically, when I made the joke about Danny not needing Jazz's help with cover stories much longer, I actually looked up Danny's Bday. And wouldn't you know it, but he doesn't have one in cannon. But, the first search result on a wiki that came up for him haaaappened to be the 12th of September. And I was like….NO WAY. IT FITS PERFECTLY IN THE TIMELINE. NO WHERE ELSE WOULD IT HAVE BEEN MORE PERFECT. So I added it in. XD The year is supposed to be 1989, but I just pushed it up. But then I was like…WAIT. I ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT HE'S 20. THAT MEANS THIS IS HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY. HOLY SHNIKIES. YES. Happy coincidences.
But yeah, the siblings knew that Jack had been wanting to welcome Danny to adulthood by getting blackout drunk. Danny was trying very hard to make sure Jack forgot. Lol The cocktail is actually brewed from fire snake venom, in the same way that moonshine can kill you if improperly distilled. Basically it is one of the few things that can poison a ghost. And alcohol is a form of poison. So if it is extracted just right it can be made into alcohol that actually affects a ghost. (Yes, the same fire snakes that tried to bite him in the infimap scene- that's why Danny was so freaked out by them.)
-Tucker's comment about sharing everything with Danny is a nod to the episode "what you want"
-Jazz jokingly telling Danny "that's the spirit" was a quadruple entendre. Danny's a ghost, aka a spirit, liquor is known as spirits, the glass is etched with his spirit half's insignia and he managed to dredge up real happiness (in high spirits).
Chapter 10: Chapter 9 Bonus Scenes #DrunkDanny
Notes:
Surprise! I didn't actually leave you hanging with Danny just taking the shot and the scene ending. XD The chapter 9 post wasn't the whole chapter. It was actually 50 pgs and I only posted 37!
To be fair though, this is exclusively bonus content and has very little to do with the story. If you want to skip it feel free. But if not, have fun with drunk Danny!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The audio for this chapter can be found at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlT941lbYMk
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
"Tea wa dokodesu ka?" [Where is the tea?] For scenes from an English character's POV that does not understand Japanese except for any words shown in bold, which may be none. The bracketed translation is for the audience.
"Dialogue in Japanese that is getting translated in real-time." If all words are in bold, and the scene is from an English character's POV, the character can understand everything that is being spoken in Japanese. Or if the scene is from a Japanese character's POV, and they are speaking in Japanese, they can obviously understand the Japanese they are speaking, even if an English character can't.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
-All Drunk Danny™ Bonus Scenes-
Wednesday, September 12th
2:56 pm
The room cheered as Danny swallowed and instantly broke into coughs. "It buuurns us!" The young man screeched, voice different than normal as he clutched at his throat.
Instant concern shot through Haru and she started to stand.
No one else seemed bothered, though; and a second later, Danny straightened and winked.
That whiskey must have been really high proof; Haru could practically see the clarity leave Danny's eyes.
"Wait for me, Dann-o!" his dad called, instantly chugging a portion of the tequila bottle rather than pour himself a shot. Oh, wait. He'd never gotten himself a glass. That had probably been his plan all along.
Danny drew the second package from Kamada's present out and had it open in a heartbeat, his earlier reservation completely gone.
"Another thermos! Thanks!" Her host squinted suspiciously at the container, turning it in his hands. "Where—Where's the 'F'?"
"You dropped it, Danny." Sam barely managed to keep a straight face, elbowing Tucker when the boy tried to give a different response. The technogeek nearly turned purple trying to hold himself together. "Maybe it fell on the floor."
Danny immediately started searching, eyes passing over the white tile with intense focus. A second later, he fixed Haru with a panicked look. "I can't find it!"
The Shiketsu student turned confused eyes toward Jazz and the slightly flushed redhead took pity. "The FentonWorks logo is an 'F'. He thinks you got him ghost fighting equipment."
Ohhhh. "No, Danny-san. This is a thermos—a real one." At the raven male's blank look, she explained, "It was supposed to be a joke, like a Phantom-themed drinking set. The shot glass is for night and the thermos is for the hangover in the morning. You can put tea or miso—" catching herself, she revised, "—coffee or chicken noodle soup in it. I got it from a gift shop."
She expected him to laugh, but the birthday boy broke into tears. "You—you—that's so shweet. Keepnnn' safe after the drunking." Danny sent accusatory stares at his sister and friends. "At least sum people ker'bout me."
Wow. Consumption to slurring in two minutes, fourteen seconds and twenty-three milliseconds. That Fire Snake stuff was insane. Unfortunately, that meant the Gabber app couldn't really translate some words, and neither could she.
Oh well. That's what context clues were for….right?
Jack sat himself on the floor next to Danny's chair, upper torso so large his shoulders nearly lined up with the younger Fenton's despite the height difference. Wrapping an arm around Danny, he proclaimed "I love you, Son! I care about you bunches!"
The hulking man then proceeded to land a big kiss on Danny's forehead. "Now open the rest of your presents!"
Pressing harder into the side hug—to which Jack just melted—Danny held out his hands. "Gimme-gimme!"
"Hold your horses, Bucko. I gotta go grab them," Sam called as she walked out of the kitchen. A moment later the goth returned, purple-spider backpack in hand.
Tucker snatched it from her, ignoring both a sharp "Hey! Don't you dare!" and a swift combat-boot kick to the butt.
Staggering toward the father-son pair, the African American pulled out a thin, flat box and shoved it into Danny's hands before Sam could grab it back.
"You gottme a smoothie?"
Okay, so maybe context clues wouldn't help Haru. She was so confused.
At least until Tucker responded, "Even better than a movie!" and tapped the present in Danny's hands. The man tore it open without needing to be asked again, doofy grin on his face that quickly dropped into puzzlement.
"Tuck. Buddy." Danny leaned forward, just barely reaching his friend's shoulder with outstretched fingers. "I love it. But—But I—I don't own a PSPpspspspsps," Danny ended with a cat-summoning sound that devolved into a giggle.
"Jeeze, Tuck," Sam growled. "It's a good thing Danny's totally zonked or you would have ruined the surprise."
Sam yanked the bag out of Tucker's hands and pulled another present from it.
"I don't like s'prises," Danny grumped, already distracted. "Skulker's a buttmunch."
Kamada was pretty sure that last sentence was just utter nonsense, unable to make heads or tails of it as her phone spat out, "There's a little too much skull hair," In Japanese.
Maddie laughed, apparently hearing and understanding the translation.
"Here Danny, this one's from everyone except Tucker."
"HEY!"
The goth stuck out her tongue.
Brow still furrowed, the black-haired boy opened the parcel. "YOU GUYZ GOT ME A PSP!" Danny stared at his lap reverently, then gaped up at Tucker in awe. "You knew. 'For I even opened it."
A second later he glared. "You did'n tell me you were sickic! I told you I wazz—mphump!" Tucker clapped a hand over his friend's mouth.
"Not here, Danny!" The technogeek yelped, then turned to Toru and Haru meekly. "He was about to say something really embarrassing."
Kamada saw Hagakure's gloves tap on the table next to her, a pose the Shiketsu girl was coming to recognize as the invisible teen's "thinking" tell.
"C'mon, Danny, you's got more presidents!" This time it was Jack who was slurring, the tequila finally catching up with him as he ruffled his son's hair and took another swig of the bottle.
Danny, without any indication that he'd noticed his dad's politician mix up, just held out his hands again.
And was perfectly happy when a cup—plastic, not glass—of water landed itself in his grasp instead of another gift. "Thanksh, Mom."
His father was not so happy about the development, his own booze having been substituted with water as well. Seeing his sour face, Maddie ultimatumed, "Either you drink that now and get your bottle back in a half hour or you're cut off for the night."
Hagakure laughed and Haru indulged a shy smile when Jack tipped it back, guzzling it in an instant.
As Danny sipped at his drink, Sam grabbed into the backpack one final time and set another present in front of him.
"This one's from me," she informed, watching as he set his cup on the table and attempted to pull ribbons off the bat-print gift bag.
The seconds ticked on, Danny continuing to struggle.
"Would you like some help?" the goth inquired.
"No! I jus' need sckizzers!"
Sam took one look at Danny's fumbling fingers and pulled the bag away. Sliding the ribbons up to the top of the handles, she handed it back.
"Witchcraft!" the birthday boy exclaimed before working a small, black object around the twine.
"Well, you're not wrong," Sam commented wryly.
The book nearly fell apart when it came free, spine trying its hardest to hold yellowed parchment together. At its center was a stamped pentagram, no other marks adorning the leather except the brown, time-worn edges.
Danny stared at Sam, tearing up. "Why do you hate me?"
Heavily-shadowed eyelids blinked in response. "I'll probably regret asking this, but…why do you think I hate you exactly?"
"You gotme geometry! I hate math!"
Sam snorted. Kamada could tell she hadn't been expecting that answer. "You know Mr. F., when you invited us over to watch Danny get drunk tonight, you failed to mention how plastered he'd be. I wasn't expecting to have to explain every gift."
"So iss not a geometree book?"
"No Danny, It's not a geometry book," Sam affirmed with amused patience. "It's a herbology grimoire. It took me months to track down and even longer to make sure it was legit. But I finally found what I was looking for."
"You were lookin' for shomethin'?"
"Here, give it to me; I'll show you. I'd hate for you to wreck it just because your fine motor skills are screwed right now." Sam gingerly accepted the tome and flipped to a sticky-note entry.
"This, right here."
A sketch dominated most of the page, a vine that could have been an evergreen honeysuckle showing falsehood by way of a twisting, calla lily-esque head. Beneath the faded red petals was the inscription "Often sought, seldom found," in flowing, embellished script.
"The Selas flower. It's incredibly rare, even by Ghost Zone standards. It only blooms in stray sunbeams deep in old growth forests. Nearly impossible to cultivate. So naturally, I managed to get three clippings rooted in my greenhouse with a little help from Undergrowth."
"...You got me flauers for my birfthday? I—I've never gotten flour-sh before!" Danny grabbed his father's arm where it draped over the back of his chair and squeezed in excitement. Then he shriveled. "Well, unless you count Blud Bloss'ms…"
"Funny you should mention that. Because the Selas flower is the only known Blood Blossom—" Sam cast a covert glance Toru and Haru's way, "—allergy cure. Witches used to inoculate their spirit-based familiars with a cream derived from the petals."
"You founda cyur for Blood Blossom sickness!? Tha's waay better than Tuck'rs gift. SAM! You're so shmart! You should….you should be'a doct'r!"
With a giant smirk in the technogeek's forlorn direction, Sam responded, "I'll get right on that, Danny."
"Okay, Sweetie, me next," Maddie jumped in, handing over a tiny, lime-green-and-silver box.
"A rubiks cube…" Danny's guess made his mom glance at her husband, violet eyes narrow and heated.
"We really should have opened your present last, Jack."
"But we're all havin' fun, Mads! Doeshn't that count f'r somethin'?!" Jack begged through glistening, crocodile tears. The woman sighed and clicked a button on the side of the mechanical box rather than reply.
At the tch-ick-it, Danny flinched, causing Maddie's brow to furrow and lips to turn down.
What a weird reaction.
Kamada didn't have time to give it more thought as a fancy wrist watch lifted out of the center of the device, demanding her attention.
The sleek, bronze casing gleamed with fresh polish, highlighted further by its charcoal grey band and the white velvet lining of the jewelry box.
The strange thing about it, though, was that there was no glass. No analogue clock, or digital display. Nothing to allude to the gadget's true purpose. Only the signature "F" of a FentonWorks device.
"You made m' something?" Danny perked up, the split second of fear dissipating like smoke in a breeze.
With what looked like effort, Maddie schooled herself into a cheerful response, "Yep! It's—"
"MADDIE!? You made somethin' without tell-n me?" Jack looked absolutely crushed, grabbing his son and pulling him in close. "I thought we had somethin—What happin' to a united mrrage."
"Jack, Sweetie. You know you're a blabbermouth about our inventions. I wanted it to be a surprise," Maddie admonished gently.
Jack just pouted harder.
Danny pulled the invention in front of his face, ignoring his parents. Moving it around like it wouldn't stay still in his vision, the ravenet wondered aloud, "What do you do?"
"It's a wireless resource assistant and integrated time handler—or WRAITH for short." Maddie beamed. "It runs entirely on ecto-energy and connects directly to the Fenton Database both here and in the Ghost Zone. It can also pair with your phone through Bluetooth!"
"Wow, Mrs. F. That's pretty sweet!" Tucker came flying around the table, handing the video camera off to Sam as he passed. Settling on his knees in front of Danny, he reached toward the device, hands twitching.
Rather than give up the new tech as per normal, Danny frowned, holding the watch out of reach.
The best friend lunged, trying to tug the tiny computer out of Danny's grasp.
"C'mon Danny—" huff, "—just for a second. I'll give it back!"
Kamada could have sworn her host's eyes got more…blue? vibrant? somehow, and the technogeek stalled, giving up suspiciously fast at Danny's childlike, "No!"
Louder than strictly necessary, Maddie exclaimed, "Danny, look. You haven't even seen the best part!" With lightning fast reflexes, the woman dipped her hand around her son's defensive arms and tapped the device. A second later, a beam of light shot out and lit the air with a three-dimensional display. "As long as you don't block the sensor, the interface is entirely holographic! And—" Another tap, this time on some kind of menu that hung above the WRAITH. "—Tada!"
A host of islands and doors popped out, disregarding logic and any kind of perspective relative to each other. Above them floated the words "Sector 3". Kamada wasn't really sure what she was looking at, but Danny seemed to know if his gasp was anything to go by.
"A port—porta—a 3D map of the Zone!? MOM! This—This's—" Danny cut off, seeming unable to articulate his joy.
"Yep. I worked my butt off. But it was worth it. I want my baby boy to have the best."
Danny didn't seem to know what to do, still floundering for words. Finally some light went on in the boy's eyes and he grabbed his half-finished cup of water off the table, offering it to his mother. "Backwashhh?"
"Aww, Danny." Maddie lifted a hand to her chest.
Kamada knew she'd missed something that time, but couldn't even begin to guess what it was.
"Oh, me next! I think you're gonna really like mine," Hagakure called, picking up a small squishy-looking present from the table in front of her and tossing it toward Danny.
Who promptly swatted it out of the air like a mosquito. Jack threw back his head and guffawed next to the boy before picking the gift off the ground and handing it off.
Danny blinked and took the package, ripping it open and holding up a t-shirt for the room to see. Across its front was the solar system, the words "Back in my day, we had nine planets," written beneath it.
Haru had seen it yesterday when Hagakure had shown it to her, but she had thought it kind of an odd gift at the time. It seemed the UA student knew more about Danny, though, because a downright goofy grin burst to life on their host's visage.
"Okay, Danny, last one," Jazz called, pulling a suitcase-like package out from behind the wall to the living room. The wrapping didn't go all the way to the floor, exposed wheels allowing her to drag it in front of him with little effort. The redhead stepped back, gesturing grandly.
Kamada noticed movement at the corner of her eye and caught Maddie ready to take a picture, only to hear Danny squeal, and zipped her eyes back.
"A KaraoKing! Jazz, yer the besht!" Danny shoved his father's arm off (who deflated at the abandonment), pushed the machine to the side and lunged at his sister. The male flew —there was really no other way to describe the movement—at the redhead, the lighter female barely bracing in time to catch him. As it was, the taller boy shifted to her back and folded around her like some weird, meaty poncho, chin propping on her head.
"Thanx. This act-ack—This's turning out t'be really good birffday."
"Don't thank her yet, Dude," Tucker chipped in. "You're gonna feel different when you're sober."
"If you say so much as one more word, Tucker, I can and will sic Cujo on you." Jazz frowned at the boy, cheeks redder than basic tipsiness would account for, and he quailed. "Danny loves karaoke. He's always loved it. He just doesn't let anyone know because you make fun of it. Why do you think I gave it to him this birthday? So he wouldn't be afraid to get excited."
"WAIT!" Danny stiffened.
Tucker flinched at Jazz's resulting glare.
The room went silent, waiting to hear why the birthday boy was in such a state of shock.
After a moment, the gears stuck in Danny's mind began to turn again, and he blurted, "ISSTILL EARLY!" Forcing his sister to move in time with his excited rocking, he exclaimed, "Jazz! Do you know wha'this means?!"
Danny's face positively glowed. "Th'rrs time today!"
"Time for what, Danny?" Jazz asked, amused.
"TO SING!"
4:29 pm
"Less'playa game!" Danny announced to the room. "This's a birthday p'rty. Therr should b gamez."
"Sure, Danny, what did you want to play?" Jazz asked, humoring her little brother. She half expected him to say Doomed, or maybe Monopoly, though she doubted his brain was capable of doing either of those things.
His face screwed up, like he was thinking extra hard. Twenty seconds passed before he finally came to what seemed to be a weighty decision. "Quit-itch."
Unsure she'd decoded right, Jazz questioned, "You want to play…Quidditch?"
"Yeah!"
"That's not a real game, Sweetie." Maddie spoke up beside Jazz, ever the voice of reason. "It's from a fantasy book."
"But—but…How do'ya know iznot real? 'M friends with'a dragon and godz and 'm practically a wizard!"
"Mom's right, Danny; Quidditch isn't real. But even if it was, it's not really a game we could all play," Jazz stated, making sure her voice came across amused rather than panicked as she risked a glance at Kamada.
When she looked back toward her supernatural brother, the ravenet's eyes were narrowed.
"You Weasleys are all the same."
6:12 pm
I see a Technicolor shadow
Underneath your window
Just in case you don't know
I can see it
You cast an unfamiliar day glow
Different than what I know
Shining like a halo
I can feel it
The lyrics had an echo and volume the living room couldn't account for, the lively melody dipping about the space with haunting acoustics.
Even drunk, Danny had hit every. Single. Note.
Perfectly.
"Wow, I had no idea Danny had pipes," Tucker admitted, rubbing his scalp through a multicolored beret.
"You have nobody to blame but yourself for that," Jazz remarked, voice clipped and just barely audible amidst the singing.
Tucker's eyes flicked toward the redhead but quickly averted, shoulders tensing slightly as he picked at a cracked portion of the vinyl beneath his leg. Shortly after, the younger adult pinkened, clearly uncomfortable that Jack, Maddie and Kamada's presence on the other side of the couch forced Jazz to sit so close.
"Encore!" Sam called from the carpet as the song faded out, the living room's floor recess acting as a sort of quasi-bench for both her and the sheep-patterned pajamas next to her.
"Sing 'Kryptonite' next!" the invisible accomplice chimed in, egging the half ghost on.
"I love that song!" Danny lit up like a mega-watt light bulb, not once questioning how a Japanese exchange student from a different dimension knew the name of an American rock song from the early 2000's. Instead he just tapped a finger against his pants and started bobbing his head in time with the iconic opening riff.
Hagakure enthusiastically cheered for the birthday boy, proving to be an over-the-top fan.
Sam sent a sly, almost-vicious smile Tucker's way, pinning the naysayer in place as if she'd heard Jazz's reproach.
Those amethyst eyes conveyed a clear message: I knew to request this song, so why didn't you, oh Best Friend?
The technogeek flinched, ducking further into a blue, sleeveless hoodie.
7:58 pm
"I'm jus-jussayin. Danny hassn' slurred in leik…ever. He ne'ds nother shot. I'm leavin him dust," Jack garbled from his jellified position on the couch.
"It's true, Mom; Danny hasn't slurred in like,—" Jazz checked her watch, "—two hours. It probably wouldn't hurt to give him another one at this point."
"I guess he did finish that second glass of water I gave him…" Maddie trailed off with a sigh. "Fine. He can have another."
"Sweet!" Tucker nearly pranced over to high-fived Jack, only to yelp and draw back when the collision smacked loudly. "Holy crap, Mr. Fenton. Are you trying to take my hand off?!"
The big man looked down at the hand he had just used and apologized, "Srry, Tuckr. My 'rms not movin' right."
Haru covertly leaned toward Toru at the exchange, "I wonder if he's normally that strong and just holds himself in check."
"Wouldn't surprise me," the UA girl whispered back.
"Down the hatch!" Danny called, tipping back another dose of poison.
The ghost boy's pupils dilated right as a grey figure floated in through the house's front wall.
Hagakure immediately lunged off the chair she'd been sitting on and into a ready stance, nearly tipping the 60's vinyl monstrosity onto its back. The only thing that kept it from toppling was that it hit the wall before it could.
On the floor, Haru froze, petrified.
"Hey, Guys, how's it swinging?" the new male greeted, leather jacket crinkling as he held a hand in front of Danny's face and waved it back and forth. He didn't seem to either notice the girl's reactions, or care.
"You're just in time, Johnny! Danny just had his second shot," Sam enthused, gesturing toward her friend with the video camera.
Toru slowly sunk out of her pose, apparently sensing the geniality of the atmosphere.
"What do you mean, second shot?" Johnny's eyes went wide and he leaned closer to the drunken boy. Before anyone could stop him, he reached a hand up and tilted the twenty-one year old's head back and forth.
It was like the halfa lost his skeleton, falling limp to the floor.
"Whoa," Danny breathed. "How…m've fast."
"Shit," the biker cursed, then turned to Jack's prone form. "I told you to take quarter-shots, Old Man! Having two Fire Snake shots is like having eight human ones and a strong edible at the same time." Johnny gestured to Danny, who started to roll on the floor with a massive, dopey grin.
"The gr'nd fur so soooooft."
"That shit ignores tolerance entirely!"
Jack frantically shhhed, hands waving in front of his face so fast it unbalanced the intoxicated man and he tumbled off the couch.
"JACK FENTON! YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS!?" Maddie screeched, uncharacteristically livid. "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE BOTH CUT OFF!"
"But Madzzz," Jack whined, "I c'ldn't tell. Wood've sp'il all the fun."
Maddie turned to the Fenton's ghostly visitor. "Is he going to be okay?"
"I—uh, when did he have the first one?"
"Five hours, seven minutes and thirty-four seconds ago," Kamada's trembling voice spoke up, posture showing how much effort it had cost her to utter the words.
"Wow—" Johnny glanced at Sam and Tucker "—That was oddly specific."
"Johnny," Jazz's tone was firm, brokering no nonsense.
"Right. Sorry. It sounds like he'll be fine, but he's in for one hell of a trip," the strawberry blonde assured.
"YOU—YOU!" Maddie twirled away from her son to face her husband. "WHAT IF DANNY HAD BEEN HURT, JACK?! THERE'S SUCH A THING AS ALCOHOL POISONING!"
The woman looked like she wanted to say more, but balled her fists and bit her tongue so hard it bled rather than continue. Stalking past Johnny, who faded out of sight on instinct, the black belt approached the orange man. Sinking low over Jack's shivering body with all the promised violence of a funnel cloud, Maddie's voice went cold, "You're going to bed right now—which currently resides in the shed—and doing Danny's chores for a year. Do you understand me?"
"Maddie, I—" Jack's voice was clearer than it had been in hours, adrenaline flushing the man's brain.
"Do. You. Understand. Me?"
"Yes, Sweetheart."
8:16 pm
"Danny?" Johnny 13 prodded; "You've been starin' at that quiet girl's gift for like three minutes straight. You good?"
"It's so lifelike."
The greasy ginger glanced down at the adhesive-vinyl "wires" running the length of the souvenir thermos. His lips twitched.
"What if—" the younger male paused, face pinched in worry. "What if I mix'm up?"
"I—" Johnny bit back a teasing remark. "I—ah—don't think that's gonna be a problem, Dude."
10:38 pm
Danny sat on the edge of his sleeper pod, the capsule's lid thrown fully open. Next to him, the brown dresser that had once held a clock played host to an entire family of little white feline figurines.
The halfa stared the creatures down, reaching forward to snatch one off the top. He succeeded, but nearly dropped two to the floor in the process.
The dazed man froze in fear, panic wracking him. When none of the pets fell, he exhaled heavily.
Drawing the cat close and stroking its cold, porcelain head, he whispered, "I know Clocky sent you ferr'a reason. Tellme your shreckets."
Thursday, September 13th
11:02 am
"Still think it was a good birthday?" Jazz asked, watching her brother's swaddled form where it lay groaning on the couch.
The raccoon-eyed male lurched up, blankets popping like an overstuffed burrito. Only sparing a second for a weak glare, Danny grabbed a large bowl off the coffee table and promptly vomited.
"Can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea? Another brain cell perhaps?"
A wadded up rag flew across the room, missing Jazz's smirking form by a solid two feet
Notes:
Bonus Chapter Notes:
-Danny quoted Smeagle from Lord of the Rings with "It burns us"
-there's no "f" on the thermos because the FentonWorks logo is trademarked. A souvenir shop can't include it.
-There's a little too much skull hair is because the machine autocorrected "skulker's a buttmunch" to "skull hair is a bit much"
-The Selas flower is from the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss. It's the flower Kvothe compares Denna to
-Danny flinching back from the watch is instinctive and is a remnant of PTSD from his parents' inventions always going after him. It's only showing because his barriers are lowered.
-Big shout out to my friend Josh for basically coming up with the WRAITH present from scratch
-Danny called on his ice powers when tucker tried to take the WRAITH from him, causing Maddie to run interference and Tuck to back off immediately
-Danny offering Maddie backwash was in reference to the maternal instincts episode, where they ended up bonding. The theme joke of the episode was backwash, and the joke to show he cared about her at the end was him offering her a drink to share and saying "backwash?"
-Danny is calling his mom and sister Weasleys because they both have red hair. Lol
-Danny's using aspects of his wail to enhance his singing -the song Danny's singing is actually the Kygo remix of Stranger Things by One Republic. I knoooow Danny prefers rock like Dumpty Humpty and the song came out in 2018, buuuuuut it's like my headcannon theme song for Danny when he goes flying to release stress. Also I could see Danny loving the song Kryptonite because it was insanely popular when it came out and I imagine it holds sentimental value for him.
-hagakure only requested the song because Sam told her to, if that was unclear. Danny was just too drunk to question it.
Chapter 11: A Cake For What Ails You
Notes:
Sorry it took so long, this chapter has been hell for me. It was like pulling teeth. I was hardly interested in any of the scenes.
But, I persevered! Took a week off, then had major health issues and HAD to take a week off, then took down a wall in my house the third week. Then more health issues coupled with coming down with a bad cold (can’t record audio with a cold lol). But yeah. Writer's block combined with all those things to bring you this. XD
Triggger warning: This chapter has one description that sounds like it's referencing suicide, but I didn't mean it that way. However, I don't want to change it because I really liked the description. Sorry folks.
Shout outs this week:
MidnightsFury for all the insanely helpful information on Illinois! Your reviews were very informative and I loved reading them.
AzTheDragon for all the hilarious little tangent ideas that your reviews planted in my head. Maybe when this is done I'll do a one-shot for one of them.
HG_Anna Thanks for being a repeat reviewer!!!
Evvarr Thanks for all the awesomely long reviews when you get to them. They make me all gushy.
Test_Entity_2112 for the help coming up with quirks! Ono-san's quirk idea was spawned from the jungle cat shapeshifter, and a character in the next chapter from Vivos.
Sara_Shadowwyng for the plot bunnies, and worldbuilding ideas! It was fun chatting back and forth over what-ifs.
Vestrais for helping look for errors!
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Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
"Dialogue in Japanese that is getting translated in real-time." If all words are in bold, the English character can understand everything that is being spoken in Japanese.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
Thursday, September 13th
8:42 am
A brunet perched on an office chair, one white-gloved finger lightly tapping a walnut desk in thought. A scruff of faux fur sat across his slender shoulders, the lining of the hunter-green parka tickling his neck and giving the impression of a griffon vulture staring down its next meal. Because, for once, the man's golden eyes did not have the sharpness of a predator, but the keen intrigue of a scavenger.
The computer monitor in front of him was split down the middle, dominated by two largely different graphics. On the left was a paused CCTV recording, the corner timestamped 9/11/83 9:04 am. On the right was some kind of analysis, graphs and numbers interspersing a document.
Reaching over to click his computer mouse, the young head watched as the image unfroze and started to play.
A green woman barreled across a mostly empty cafeteria, heaving her fists at a colorful law enforcer. The lady's bash missed her target, getting batted to the side and redirected to the floor. Her opponent's knee, however, did not miss. It jerked up as she fell and, with a sickening crunch, a viscous liquid splattered the linoleum.
Behind the battle, several civilians fled the room, ushered out by an armored figure.
The woman raised her arms and the local KFC started to rumble, spewing half-frozen chicken toward the fight.
A breeze kicked up, and a single, discarded napkin fluttered across the floor as if caught in the peripheral wind of the meat-nado. It tumbled through the jelly-like substance that coated the ground before sticking in place. Then, (with slightly more force than should have been possible) dislodged itself and danced away, a toxic green staining its surface.
Chisaki's smile rose unbidden, hidden behind a plain-black hospital mask.
Mimic always did do great work.
Thursday, September 13th
11:14 am
Try as she might, Lunch Lady couldn't stop thinking about yesterday. The encounter had left her a swirling, churning mess of emotions. She had lost! Tricked by that underhanded sack of rat droppings into an ambush. And that wasn't even the worst of it; he was starving his children.
There was that hoofed girl, the explosion brat, the two teens that had caught him….and who knows how many other students she'd missed during the battle.
Lunch Rush was an insult to the profession. She wouldn't put it past his cutting boards to carry salmonella.
She had to fix this.
Thursday, September 13th
11:14 am
Staring out the window of a bullet train, Aizawa watched the scenery pass without really seeing it. Brow perpetually furrowed and tired eyes burning, he attempted to use the glass as a pillow. Its soothing chill failed to lull him into anything more than a light doze, his thoughts vociferous as a crow at dawn, screaming down from high branches at a campsite.
Yesterday, at yet another faculty meeting, Nezu had informed Shota (in no uncertain terms and despite much protest) that the scraggy man had to keep his appointment at Detnerat today. The principal insisted the school couldn't take any more blows to its image. Stopping the attack yesterday had been a step in the right direction; but UA was a big-name school for a reason.
Putting its staff on loan for the good of the community was a part of its prestige.
The rodent was adamant, claiming that UA couldn't afford to be seen hoarding teachers on campus or copping out of a commitment made before the attacks started.
Aizawa disagreed. If anything, he was sure the public would take it as a sign that they weren't taking things seriously. Sending off a faculty member that consistently proved he would do everything in his power to protect the students seemed downright stupid.
But as much as the command rankled, he couldn't really fight it. His employment contract was explicit. All teachers had to give at least seventy-two hour notice to cancel or reschedule PR appointments.
Still.
It didn't mean he had to be happy about it.
Especially after what happened this morning.
He'd had to inform 1A that he'd be leaving shortly after homeroom and that Ectoplasm-sensei would be filling in for the rest of the day. Midoriya and Ojiro's expressions both shifted, sending Aizawa's heart into freefall. They didn't trade glances or anything. Hell, their faces hardly moved, but Shota knew something was up. He could almost taste it.
Any time one of his Problem Students™ was involved in anything, all you had to do was rearrange and cut a few letters before it spelled trouble.
Here's hoping he'd be there when shit hit the fan.
Thursday, September 13th
12:25 pm
Invisible and intangible, Lunch Lady floated twenty feet above a familiar, tan wall. Looking at the giant H-shaped building beyond, she mentally ran through a plan.
She had a mission. An important one.
It was somewhat harsh and involved a power she'd normally never use; but that evil bus-boy had it coming.
She couldn't whisk the students away from the school. The ghost wasn't strong enough to fend off all the strangely powerful humans and force feed a ton of kids. So, for once, she was going to play things smart.
If she got Lunch Rush fired, then someone else would have to take his place.
An unrelated morsel of guilt unfurled in her midsection, momentarily overcoming the rage and anxiety.
She just had to make a quick stop first.
Thursday, September 13th
12:32 pm
The room was rather plain, the remnants of a trigonometry equation left half-solved on the electronic board at its front. Class 1A shuffled in and out of their seats in preparation for a now in-room lunch period.
In the corner squeezed a table, UA's second-year math teacher tucked neatly into its side. The imposing blue man dwarfed the furniture, yet withdrew only a small box from one of its drawers. Picking through the meal with all the care of an eighteenth century doweress, the man covered his mouth to suppress a small hiccup. Light mist puffing between his fingers, he reached toward a little rice cat with Ladybug chopsticks.
Frowning at the pro hero's daintiness, Katsuki Bakugo snapped closed one of the kelly-green cubbies lining the side of the room and returned to his desk. Aggressively scooting his chair back and dropping down into it, the explosive male glared down at his own bento as it clanked hard against the tabletop.
It was too bad the seat had wheels, the screech of metal legs across a hard floor was therapeutic in a way he couldn't describe.
Bakugo pulled at a slip knot, the fabric surrounding his meal dropping away with little effort. It wasn't long before a clatter sounded next to him and his best friend—not that he'd ever tell the redhead that—sat nearby.
"Oi, Bakugo. Do you think you could help me with homework tonight?" Kirishima asked, hands up and pressed together in a begging pose, one eye peeking up in embarrassment. "I didn't really get how to find the volume of a sphere."
"Jeeze, Shitty-hair, you're helpless." Secretly, Katsuki was pleased. It'd let him spend time with his friend and give him a chance to show off. He needed something to keep his mind off everything. Last night had been…bad.
"You'd be failing math by now if it wasn't for me. All you gotta do is plug some numbers into the equation and it spits out an answer. What are you gonna do when we get to algebra, huh?" he antagonized.
"I knoooow," the other hero-in-training whined. "But at least I shouldn't need to know too much of this stuff when we graduate, right?" Kirishima added hopefully.
"Maybe not for the work you'll be doing." Katsuki jeered, ignoring a yelped "HEY!" "But I'm going to surpass All Might. Battle strategies and rescue operations require quick calculations; I have to be ready for anything." With a cocky grin, he added, "Just let me use you as a training dummy later and I'll help you pass."
Rather than groaning, Kirishima lit up, pounding a fist on the desk. "All right! Thanks, Man!"
Bakugo's smile got just a little more feral and he twisted around to shake on it.
Swinging back toward the front of the room after the testosterone-induced hand clap, Bakugo's instincts suddenly itched. Then a different sense told him something had changed. The air was sweet. Too sweet.
Yanking his desk drawer open and peering inside, Bakugo's expression turned ugly.
Literally and figuratively exploding out of his chair and past several desks, the blonde shoved the room's third-story window open and blasted out into the sky.
Thursday, September 13th
12:32 pm
Katsuki had been too short-fused and hyper-focused on self improvement to hang with Kirishima lately; and it was taking an obvious shotgun to the face on the other boy's mental health. Eijiro needed to have a talk with his friend ASAP, but knew nothing short of ol' reliable was gonna strong-arm the genius into spending time with him after school.
So with minor chagrin, Kirishima pulled the "I'm too stupid to figure this out; help me, Sempai," trick, fully intending to drag the ticking-time-bomb teen from of the churning depths of his own mind.
As smart as Katsuki was, sometimes he could be kind of dumb. He always took the bait.
Only this time, after the hothead had already swallowed the hook, line and sinker, something spooked the boy and he booked it.
Talk about emotional whiplash. Kirishima had been doing so well, too.
Now he watched with widened eyes as Ojiro sprang after Bakugo, darting through the window a split second later.
Seats rolled and nearly toppled across the classroom as his peers started to stand, but Kirishima was already running, catching Uraraka's gaze just as a dense, white fog started to spill from Sensei's mouth.
When both of Uraraka's hands shot out, Kirishima realized he wasn't the only one who'd caught his classmate's eye. A pink hand clapped the zero-gravity girl's outstretched fingers just as Eijiro's did.
Almost in tandem, Kirishima and Ashido launched from the window, jetting toward both the ground and the sound of explosions in the distance.
Thursday, September 13th
12:34 pm
Damn. How could have he missed that?
Granted, Shoto'd been spacing out a little (thinking about a text Fuyumi had sent him earlier); but his classmates were worlds ahead of him in reaction time. They'd made it out the window before Ectoplasm-sensei could shout even a single threat of expulsion.
He had to suppress an overwhelming urge to call "saaaaafffffeee" like he was at a baseball game.
Okay, minor urge.
Fleeting thought…
Whatever.
Maybe one day he'd be more expressive. Outlandish outbursts were more Mina or Kaminari's style.
Crap. He'd spaced out again!
Trading glances with one ultra-stressed-out Midoriya, Shoto forced his eyes back to the ectoplasmic clones that blocked all the exits.
Nobody else would be getting out; but that didn't mean he shouldn't check and see what had set Bakugo off. Crossing the room like he was the eye of a particularly noisy hurricane, Todoroki approached Bakugo's seat.
Midoriya got there two steps before him, quick to open the desk's drawer.
As one, their eyes landed on an artfully decorated cake.
Uhm. Okay?
Todoroki glanced up and spotted a look of horror on Midoriya's face.
Did Bakugo hate sweets or something? But why would Ojiro and Ashido go after him?
Forcing himself to read the English letters frosting the top, the icy-hot boy accidentally dropped the room's temperature.
Sorry I hit so hard, Dearie.
Heal up well,
-Lunch Lady
Oh.
Ohhhh.
Thursday, September 13th
12:36 pm
Mina Ashido wasn't losing another friend. She took care of her friends and Ojiro was in the headspace to do something reckless.
Glancing over at Kirishima as he ran next to her acid slick, the pink girl saw an expression on the boy's face that she knew mirrored her own.
Agitated yelling replaced the firework pops they followed, catching Mina's attention and drawing the girl's gaze forward as she slid into a well-manicured field. Cutting off her corrosive secretions—no reason to get yelled at for burning the grass on top of ditching safety protocols—the pinkette watched as Katsuki dropped from the air, landing directly in Mashirao's path and forcing the younger blonde to sidestep.
Ojiro stumbled, one of his indoor slippers falling off his foot and the other getting absolutely covered in grass stains.
Grabbing Mashirao by the front of the shirt before the tailed teen could find his footing, Bakugo pulled him in close and growled something in his face.
Kirishima and Mina put on a burst of speed, lunging at their respective charges and pulling them apart like rambunctious toddlers.
"Guys, what the heck?! Ectoplasm-sensei's gonna have our heads when we get back!" Mina yelled.
"Shut it, Racoon-eyes! Piss off back to the classroom if you're so worried about getting in trouble!" the fiery teen spit, tossing off Kirishima's arms with a violent shrug.
Ignoring the comment, Mina asked, "Why are we even here? What was that?"
Ojiro glared at Ashido, catching the acidic girl off guard. Mashirao-kun was always sweet.
Ignoring Mina's question, Bakugo huffed, "Help us find the green bitch or leave!", now more focused on scanning the far trees than arguing.
Kirishima automatically parroted, "...green bitch?" before his brain seemed to catch up and his eyes widened, mouth dropping into an "O".
"She's here. The villain that attacked yesterday," Ojiro clarified with grit teeth. "We have to catch her."
Mina felt her stomach sink.
Before she could ask how exactly they planned to do that, a hero on the far side of the field started to approach the group. The woman's costume was streamlined, the main portion of the fabric a dark green, accented with black. On her head was a set of goggles that looked like they belonged in either a spy show or the military.
The adult only got about a third of the way to them when three things happened at once. The security sirens burst to life; the hero's walkie-talkie crackled; and Bakugo shot off in the direction of the cafeteria, Ojiro and Kirishima fast on his heels.
"UGH!" Mina exclaimed, rushing to catch up with the boys as they darted into one of the many wooded pockets that segregated the campus.
Small branches raked across the bubbly mutant's skin and she found herself envious of her friends' quirks. Bakugo's jet propulsion let him skip the trees entirely, Ojiro was in his element, swinging between them like a monkey and Kirishima didn't get so much as a scratch from their foliage.
Bursting through a row of bushes and back into a well-groomed area, Mina heard a rustle. The pinkette dropped into a defensive stance and turned her body toward the sound. Three meters away, the special-ops lady jumped over the tea hedge, clearing it in a single bound and dead-sprinting toward the cafeteria.
Eyes wrenching back toward her friends, Mina was surprised to find the three had almost made it to the building's closest side.
The entrance was around the corner. What were they—?
Katsuki's flight suddenly veered down and to the right, bee-lining toward a broken window.
It made sense, the frame was only taped closed with a single sheet of flimsy plastic.
But what about the other two?
"I got it!" Eijiro yelled a second later.
Mashirao slowed just enough for the redhead to rush past him, rocky body aiming a punch at a lower pane of glass.
The blow never connected.
All the windows in the building exploded as one and Ashido felt a rush of heat bombard her face, even from back here. Panicked, she watched as Kirishima took the brunt of the glass shower for Ojiro, shielding the slightly smaller boy while Bakugo tightly gripped the windowless frame above, jagged pieces flying away from him like translucent shrapnel.
It was a case of sheer, dumb luck that they didn't get impaled.
Mina had only a second of relief before she noticed the spy-like woman lying on the ground, a nasty gash pooling blood around the pro hero's thigh.
And as soon as her brain made sense of that, a cloud of pink creatures poured from the now glass-free building, swarming in and out of the newly made holes like erratic, angry wasps.
Shrimp.
Flying, humming, reanimated shrimp were protecting the cafeteria like a nest.
"I CURSE YOUR FOOD TO TASTE FOREVER OF ASH!"
This was soooo not good.
Thursday, September 13th
12:38 pm
Aizawa walked through the sliding glass doors of a skyscraper, the warm air of the lobby chasing away the lingering chill from outside.
He was just starting toward the front desk when a spritely ginger broke off a conversation with one of the staff and bounded across the room, positively beaming. "Oh, you made it! Just in time, too!"
The guy was roughly Aizawa's age, but "felt" much younger. It was obvious that the kid had never been forced to make a tough decision in his life.
Even under normal circumstances, Aizawa would have found the man's bright hair and matching energy irritating, but today, it was all he could do to bite back an insult. "Yes. Being late is inefficient. As is small talk." The scraggy man gave the other male a pointed look.
"R-right! Please follow me." Rubbing his neck with a slight blush, the bespectacled guy quickly spun on his heel, lab coat billowing slightly as he trekked back the way he'd come. Motioning toward himself with a nitrile-gloved hand, he explained, "You don't have to sign in at the front desk, but we will need to run a few tests to make sure you aren't an imposter. Standard protocol and all that. My name's Hiroki Mori, by the way."
Aizawa frowned. Tests to prove he was legitimate? What a waste of time.
Instead of voicing the thought, the teacher responded, "Shota Aizawa."
"Well, I should hope that's your name, otherwise we'd have a problem." Laughing, the ginger badged them through a door.
Rather than empty into a hallway it let out into a large chamber with a vaguely medical feel. Various platforms populated the floor, each no more than a shaku in height. Most of the decor was white and one of the devices even looked like a doctor's scale.
"If you'd stand here first, please. I'm just going to take a quick energy analysis." Aizawa shuffled onto the indicated spot and the scientist pushed a lime-green button on the adjacent wall. "Then we'll move on to a DNA test, fingerprint scan and of course a boilerplate non-disclosure agreement for your work here today."
Aizawa went through the motions, not even grimacing when Mori-kun accidentally scraped his skin a little harder than necessary to obtain a sample. It wasn't like indicating pain would do anything except make the man apologize, which would just take longer. Exactly what he did not want to happen. He'd already held his tongue about having to go through security for the same reason.
So he sighed, readying his eyedrops when Mori-kun put in his final request, "Now I just need you to cancel my quirk and we're set!"
"Flexing" his eyes like he was going to unfocus them, Aizawa watched as an orange power evaporated like liquid fire off Mori-kun's palm. As the final embers flickered and died, Shota's long hair settled back onto his shoulders and his abused sclera cried out with tears of discomfort.
"Perfect! Now if you'll follow me again, we can head over to the lab. Ono-san, Nishida-san and Shirai-san are already waiting for us."
"They're the volunteers?"
"Oh! Yes, sorry! I've been in contact with everyone for several weeks through email. I keep forgetting that I'm the only one who knows everyone else. I actually forgot to introdu—" Mori paused his walk, catching Aizawa's agitated look out of the corner of his eye. With a not-so-subtle cough, the ginger opened a door and gestured the dour male through. "It's just down this next hall."
"But yeah, they're the volunteers. We specifically chose low-risk quirks to start. If anything gets out of hand, we should be fine." They entered a small decompression chamber, the final door opening with a hiss as Aizawa's ears popped.
A sterile, white room lay before them, looking like it belonged in an insane asylum. The walls were cushioned and everything appeared heavily regulated, judging by the digital display up in the corner. Temperature, oxygen, carbon dioxide, and humidity levels were just some of the stats across its screen.
Only a single person sat cross-legged in the center of the space, the other two volunteers apparently missing.
Aizawa would bet Shirai-san and Nishida-san were in separate areas. It's what he would do. It'd give Detnerat more control over the experiment and minimize the number of people in the line of fire if things went south.
The elderly woman waved, offering Aizawa a kindly smile which emphasized a prominent set of crow's feet. Next to her seated form was approximately five pounds of river rock and a small, pyramid-looking gadget.
"This is Ono-san. Her quirk allows her to change anything she touches with all five fingers into a rabbit."
"In your emails you said we were here to test unstable quirks. How exactly is this one low-risk? If the rabbit comes part-way to life and she loses control, it could die." Aizawa glared at Mori-kun, mind instantly going to Nezu.
Atrocities committed for the "greater good" were unfortunately something an underground hero saw a lot of; and Shota wasn't about to let this slide.
"Oh, no-no-no!" The obaa-san spoke up, "You have it all wrong, Kiddo! I can't create life. All these little rocks will just turn into figurines. Only another animal would turn into a real rabbit." At the dark man's semi-skeptical look, she tacked on, "Even plants get confused and just end up looking like topiary."
Aizawa finally relaxed a hair.
"We aren't here to create more suffering, we're trying to ease it," Mori defended, giving his questioner a sharp look.
It was the first negative emotion Shota'd seen from the scientist.
"Ono-san has had problems controlling her quirk for a long time. She wears finger covers constantly, afraid she might hurt someone." One nitrile glove gestured toward its twin's fingertips, then over at the wizened woman. It was becoming obvious that Mori spoke with his hands more than most.
"Yes, there were other applicants with better suited quirks;" he went on, "but, this may be her only chance to ever use this machine." The ginger crossed his arms and stole a glance sideways, drawing Aizawa's gaze more closely to the grandma's sunken eyes and prolific wrinkles. "Who knows how long it'll be until it's market ready, if it even makes it that far."
Before Aizawa could mention biased trial selection, Ono spoke up, "I was thrilled when I got the call from Hiroki-san." A fragile hand lifted to the light and the woman's bare fingers shook lightly. "I'd love to hold—truly hold—my granddaughters at least once before I die. And if not, I'd like to make the world a better place on my way out."
A tremor.
Shota should have noticed that earlier. Annoyance and exhaustion must have compromised his normally keen eye.
Gaze narrowing, he said nothing, dragging his focus back to the room's other inhabitant.
"See?! This work is very important! We're out to help people just like Ono-san all across the world." Mori cast a glance toward the obaa-san and nodded resolutely. "We've still got a long way to go; but can you imagine? Everyone able to control their quirks? Using them to their fullest and without fear?!" The words ended on an enthusiastic note, the scientist throwing his hands skyward.
A vague unease tickled Aizawa's neck hairs. Mori's eyes seemed a little too bright, the delivery of his words just a tiny bit…off.
"How long have you been working on it? Is it safe?" NDA or not, Shota would report Detnerat to the Industrial Safety and Health Association if things sounded shady.
Mori stiffened slightly at Aizawa's tone, then, with a breath, the tension eased from his back. Ignoring the blunt, implied-accusation, he explained, "I've been working on the schematics for years, but didn't get to build the first prototype until five weeks ago." Stiff inflection giving way to a chuckle, he admitted, "I can't even tell you how many hours of virtual simulations I've logged."
The first prototype was built only five weeks ago?
Seeing his guest darken instead of lighten as expected, Mori winced slightly, but continued, "It took about three weeks and fifteen iterations to get the prototype running. Then we tested the machine's outputs extensively. As far as we know, there shouldn't be any side effects like radiation poisoning. We can't speak to quirk-based ones, however; not without live test subjects."
So only two weeks of analysis from the first working device to human trials? Way too risky. Aizawa's hate of animal testing aside, there was a reason companies started with it. Detnerat couldn't take that route, as most animals didn't have quirks, but they shouldn't be jumping in so fast. Shota opened his mouth, face sour.
"And that's why me and my cohorts were brought in. Us terminal volunteers are ready to get this party started!" Ono's words once again clipped Aizawa's budding protest.
Hn.
Morbid. But highly practical.
"We even made sure to install the amplifier on Sunday because we wanted to run a lot of additional safety checks before today." Mori's pleading look had Aizawa sighing.
Fine.
Good enough. For now.
Eager to get this over with, the shaggy man asked, "So how is this going to work? You just want me to stop Ono-san's quirk if it starts to act up?"
Beaming at the sudden change of tune, Mori answered, "Well, yes and no. The machine is actually powered by my quirk, Volatilis." At this, the ginger bent down next to Ono and rapped a knuckle against the side of the prototype. "It's an energy quirk that likes to alternate between a gas and a liquid."
"We'd use something else, but it seems to be about the only thing the machine will run on, and the fluctuation only affects output strength. We're actually working on creating a synthetic version and trying to stabilize it with—" Catching his errant ramble, Mori finished sheepishly, "You should be able to shut the device off with a look if things get out of hand."
"Let's hope I don't have to." Shota commented, pinning Mori with a stare before dousing the fire of his eyes in artificial tears.
-Cut from beginning of Kirishima POV scene-
Bakugo had been in a downward spiral ever since Hagakure'd been kidnapped. And as his best friend, it fell to Kirishima to do something about it. The hardening hero had already spent most of last year cracking Katsuki's shell, slowly learning what made the other boy's bomb tick and talking the stressed teen through many an internal struggle.
Some of those talks may have been under threat of death; but hey, when your friend could slip into a coma if he was ever too calm, what could you do?
-Cut Detnerat Testing-
"Enough chit-chat, boys; let's start 'er up! My sciatic can only handle sitting in place for so long," Ono called, shifting to the side and readjusting her pelvis.
"Right, sorry Ono-san! Just give us a second to get to the viewing room!" Mori's pace was quick as he trotted away, shoulders hunched and eyes glaring at the floor.
At least the kid cared about his volunteers.
Aizawa followed the flushed male through a thick door, up some steps and around a corner. Cramming into a small room behind the scientist, the hero glanced at Ono-san through a reinforced window before shifting his gaze down. It felt a lot like one of the few times he'd had to ride shotgun in an aircraft cockpit for work. Several monitors, various instrument readouts and a whole slew of buttons surrounded them.
Mori's green eyes flicked back to check if Aizawa was watching (he was) before the male awkwardly double-clicked a file labeled "pieceOfShit. exe".
Knowing his fair share of programmers, Aizawa didn't comment, but did raise a brow, just to watch the kid squirm.
The red-faced ginger leaned over and cleared his throat, holding down a button and speaking into a microphone. Near simultaneously, his voice echoed in the room below, "Okay, I have the recording equipment running and I'm going to start the machine."
Shota slouched, still exhausted, but redirected his focus to Ono as the device hummed to life.
"The first test is only ten seconds. We will have a minimum of one minute breaks between and gradually increase by ten seconds each time." As the explanation finished the machine shut off, the first round already over.
"How are you feeling, Ono-san?" The loudspeaker called.
"Just fine. Nothing seems off to me. No pain."
"Good. And your vitals look great as well!" Mori's voice was back to chipper. "Now this next time, I'd like you to try and use your quirk. See if you can't morph one of the rocks. Then let me know if it seemed easier or harder than you remember. And make sure to let me know if you feel even the slightest discomfort."
"Besides my back?"
A muffled laugh, then, "Yes, besides your back." Turning in his swivel chair, Mori typed something out in a notes document. "Although I'll record your back pain as well. Just to be thorough."
It wasn't long before Ono picked up one of the river rocks and the machine revved to life again.
Aizawa could only just see the smooth stone shiver from his and Mori's vantage point, taking on a frosting-like consistency as it began to move in jolty, creeping waves. By the time the elder put it down, the twenty second round was ending and a tiny, granite rabbit wiped at its face with frozen paws.
"It was hard…" the shaky words trickled out. "And my control slipped a few times."
Mori's lips thinned and he tapped something into the notes document.
"But I did it."
Eyes halfway filled with disbelief, Ono stared up at the viewing room. "It's been ten years since the diagnosis." Tearing up, she added, "Ten years since my last bunny."
Notes:
-"I'm so close, I can almost taste it." Cue Aizawa aggressively licking a spongebob popsicle
-Problem Students
Troblem Spudents. Change the "t" for "P"
Troublem Spdents. Move the "u"
Trouble. Cut the rest.
Three easy steps to get from Problem Students to Trouble.-bento means lunchbox
-my headcannon is that Kirishima subtly manipulates Bakugo for some stuff (with good intentions), and isn’t quite as dumb as he acts. Yes, I made him use the trope for snaring tsunderes. hahaha
-The broken window was from the fight the day before, when LL threw the tray and it hit the glass.
-Five points will be awarded to each of you for sheer, dumb luck. -prof McGonagall
-a shaku is a unit of measurement that is 30.3 cm and was originally based on the space between the tip of your thumb and forefinger when they are fully spread apart
-obaa-san means grandma or old lady
-volatilis means to fly, fleeting, transient and volatile. It seemed fitting for an energy quirk that could be a gas or liquid.
-Japan Industrial Health and Safety Association is the actual Japanese equivalent to OSHA here in the states.
-Katsuki dying if he isn’t under enough stress is a fan theory I subscribe to. XD
“Bakugou's anger and constant adrenaline is his body's way of dealing with his quirk and keeping him alive. Because nitroglycerin can lower a person's heart rate dramatically, so if he's not constantly stressed he would literally pass out.” is the theory.
-piece of shit is a phrase near and dear to my heart because my dad says it all the time when he’s frustrated and working on something that almost always doesn’t work because he’s the problem. I love him so much.
Chapter 12: Round Two VS; FIGHT!
Notes:
Hey Guys! Finished this chapter so soon because I already had like 70% of it written. Woot! Wanted to post before I went on vacation. :3
Also, yeaaaah. I totally pulled an all nighter to make sure it'd be posted before I left. I was still recording at like 1 am. XD It is currently 6 am.Shout Outs This Week:
Vestrais for all the creative information about realistic quirk usage!
PlagueGhost for the Kudos!
Evvarr for consistently checking in, even when you are busy. XDUp to 236 kudos, 106 bookmarks and 159 subscriptions.
Cover Art is here: https://www.deviantart.com/weshney/art/Portal-Panic-Cover-Art-909201706
The audio version of this chapter can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVXsAphz8XE
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"This sentence is in English, but shhh." This is for when the scene is from a Japanese character's POV and they don't understand English, or, if they understand some words, those are not underlined.
"Dialogue in Japanese that is getting translated in real-time." If all words are in bold, the English character can understand everything that is being spoken in Japanese.
Thursday, September 13th
12:39 pm
Heat.
A shatter.
Hummmmm.
Lunch Rush blinked his eyes hard, trying to realign his thoughts as the air raid sirens competed for his attention with the seafood explosion.
The man had been alone in the kitchen, prepping meals to be carted out to the student's individual classrooms when she'd attacked. He knew he was outgunned, if their last encounter was anything to go by, but he could at least stall.
The chef refocused on the woman, finally shaking off the effects of over-stimulus. Lithely dodging yet another fist made of meat, Lunch Rush activated his quirk to slow his surroundings.
This should be easy compared to preparing thousands of meals in a drought, right? A light spar in thirty-eight degrees? That was nothing.
The villain lifted her arms skyward. A cloud of black, dense smoke billowed up toward the now non-existent skylight as the room rose another seven degrees and the older female's hair caught fire.
No wait. It was fire.
Blue licks of flame shot from the Nomu's scalp as if someone turned up the dial on a kitchen torch, the air shimmering around the unwavering blaze.
That didn't look good.
Securing his metal mask more tightly to his face as the smoke reached him, Lunch Rush snapped open the front of his double-breasted jacket. Several insanely-sharp knives withdrew, positioned between his knuckles like kunai.
UA's head cook sent them flying toward his opponent but it was no more effective than dumping oil on coals. A wall of shrimp rose up, taking the staccato of impacts like toothpicks in a foam ceiling.
Then the woman's scarlet eyes darkened until they were swallowed in ebony, matching the caustic vapor filling the room.
"I CURSE YOUR FOOD TO TASTE FOREVER OF ASH!"
The raucous bellow shook the furniture, setting metal legs and ceramic pots to rattling. Then the smoke started to thin, the sharp, chemical scent of burning plastic dulling considerably.
Relieved that his air filter was finally keeping up enough to cut the smell, Lunch Rush readied himself for the next attack, pulling a pepper shaker filled with mace out from under his hat.
It was only then that his mouth went dry, heating considerably until it abruptly tasted like he'd licked a briquette.
Thursday, September 13th
12:40 pm
Bakugo pushed from the window frame he'd so desperately been hanging on to, launching himself into the hazy cafeteria.
The temperature immediately rose and Katsuki could practically feel his pores open up.
Oh, fuck yeah!
Behind him, Racoon Eyes flocked to the G.I. Jane-kabob while Kirishima and Tail jumped toward a lower window, following Katsuki in.
Lunch Rush was at the farthest corner of the room, hurling something that the villain—Lunch Lady apparently—smacked at. The small object shattered on impact, shooting an orange powder into the air as Lunch Rush jumped back.
The villain started coughing, before the dust around her abruptly caught fire, wreathing the woman in embery will-o-wisps.
Shit. Pyrokinesis.
Bakugo zoomed toward the fight and the Nomu turned at the pops.
Diving forward, Lunch Rush pulled a ladle from…where the hell had that come from?
Katsuki didn't have much time to wonder as the green attacker smirked, holding her hands up like a heavyweight boxer.
"Glad to see you're doing well, Little Firecracker. I was worried. You were by far the most fun to play with."
Bakugo didn't get it. If she really was the one who kidnapped Hagakure, why did her tone bleed equal parts genuine concern and excitement?
"What the fuck is your deal, you psychopath?!" Bakugo shrieked back, words only slightly accented.
Did she think this was a game?
Did she even know she was the villain!?
"Deal? No deal, Dearie. I like your fire! I'd hate to see it extinguished."
An image of Empty Clothes being force-fed at some abandoned factory flashed into Katsuki's mind.
"If you're so worried about me, then why the fuck did you take my classmate?!" the blonde screamed, meeting the woman's incoming jab by blasting himself down and to the left. Lunch Lady's eyebrows drew down in confusion, souring Katsuki's stomach as his right hand rose up under her outstretched fist. Letting loose an armpit-aimed explosion, he watched as a white, soot-stained sleeve swung in from the left.
Both Lunch Rush's ladle and Bakugo's fiery hit missed, the two attacks phasing through their opponent's body and passing each other in a missed, psuedo-high-five.
Jetting to the side when the Nomu's arm lifted, Bakugo was surprised to find that the telekinetic attack wasn't aimed at him.
The first to be hit was Lunch Rush. The man's arms were walled tight over his face, taking the brunt of a shrimp bombardment. Aquatic insects split around his slight body like a rock in a stream, overwhelming the traction of non-slip-sneakers and sending the chef skidding back toward Ojiro.
"Don't you know it's bad manners to interrupt a conversation?" Lunch Lady admonished.
Bakugo evaded a punch, ducking it and sweeping his leg around for a kick while two clouds of shrimp tried to slam Tail. The martial artist just barely dodged in time, luck running out when a carton flew in from above and exploded midair. Milk splashed across his face, creating an opening, and the swarms went in for a body-slam.
Kirishima had even worse luck, still stuck only a couple meters into the building as he swatted at the never-ending crustaceans.
Apparently satisfied with her work, Lunch Lady feinted, using Bakugo's dodge to flee toward the opposite wall's windows. Suddenly looking more solid, but not turning around, she called, "To answer your question, Dearie, I haven't taken anyone. I was just here to—"
Roughly fifteen shrimp thudded into the Nomu's retreating back with enough force to lurch the woman's flight forward.
"Control your tempura, please! There are children present!" Lunch Rush shouted, chest puffed out as he twirled a fry pan next to Ojiro.
When the Nomu turned back, it was in righteous fury.
"GODDAMIT, EGGS DUMB-EDICT! I WAS GETTING HER TO TALK!" Sometimes Bakugo wondered how the hell some pro heroes even got their license.
Lunch Rush sagged, then only just managed to bring his cast iron up in time to parry a shoulder charge, the force tossing him in the direction of the kitchen.
"You know, Dysgeusia was the only thing on today's menu, but you've managed to upgrade your meal to FULL-COURSE PAIN!"
Lunch Lady's arms raised and her eyes lightened from deep crimson to candy apple red.
A rumble started behind Lunch Rush that had Bakugo's battle instincts tingling.
A flash food gushed out of the kitchen.
Ground meat separated from the flying wave, splatting to the ground near Lunch Rush as the rest of the ingredients poured past, curving toward Lunch Lady's spot at the center of the room.
Ojiro and Bakugo both tried to hit her before the food could make it there, but she went intangible, the new, now-more-diversified ammo pushing them back as it began to swirl faster and faster around the villain.
The air pressure changed and a wind whipped Bakugo's hair, sucking what was left of the smoke to the center of the room and funneling it out the top of the vortex like a chimney.
Then, as if things couldn't get any worse, the meat spattered near Lunch Rush came alive.
Thursday, September 13th
12:42 pm
An ice-blue and snow-white mist spewed from Ectoplasm's mouth as he dashed through the front entrance of the cafeteria, a single hiccup ending the exhale. The first clones to solidify (Four and Five) immediately streaked back outside, rushing to pro hero Lock On's aid. The rest (Six through Ten) spread out from him in a fan, three of them almost immediately forced into confrontation with several roving packs of wild shrimp and other animal-based groceries.
Wiping sweat off his brow at the building's boiling temperature, the duplicator took in a massive tornado of rice and vegetables spinning at the center of the room. The villain's sporadically-seen gaze stayed riveted to UA's head chef, ignoring Ectoplasm entirely.
"WHAT'S WRONG!? CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT?!" cackled over the clanking and crashing of upending tables as vaguely humanoid monsters scrambled after Lunch Rush. Their ground-beef feet shlopped wet against the floor, bloody prints telling of a complex and erratic chase.
One of Ectoplasm's clones (Seven) ran toward Lunch Rush, trying to beat the meaty amalgamations to their target. But a monster got ahead of the pack, slamming his colleague's side in a full body tackle.
"Lunch Rush!" every Ectoplasm shouted in hive-minded dismay as the offending minion offered a toothless grin, tenderized gums pulling up at the edges and viridescent eyes slitting in deplorable pleasure.
Kirishima and Ojiro also screamed, but Ectoplasm hardly heard them, viewing Seven's senses on one of ten screens playing in his mind.
The short hero careened past his counterpart's outstretched arms, thumping hard into a magenta pillar. Hairline cracks spread out from the collision, stopping just shy of where the structure junctioned with a set of stairs.
Three of the monsters tried to run parallel to Seven as it approached the downed adult, but the clone kicked out viciously. Ectoplasmic prosthetics, while not nearly as strong as the original's carbon-fiber, ripped the reanimated beef in half in a single, elongated roundhouse.
Dropping to trench-coat-covered knees as it neared Lunch Rush, the duplicate quickly prodded for injuries. Reassuring the hive-mind that the man's neck wasn't broken, Seven leaned in when white gloves tugged weakly at its sleeve.
"Get the kids out," Lunch Rush croaked, eyes sliding closed and body going limp.
Great, prominent teeth sneered their displeasure before the copy picked the cook up in a bridal carry. Careful to support the hero's head, it rushed past regenerating minions toward one of the broken windows.
The original Ectoplasm startled, attention jerked forcibly back to his own body.
Kirishima was spinning Ojiro by the tail.
Oh no.
Why were Aizawa's kids always so foolhardy?!
"Drop back! That's an order!" Ectoplasm's otherworldly voice screeched, the demand drowning out the insect-like drone of evil shrimp.
Red eyes locked on Ectoplasm's own white slits as the human centrifuge that was Eijiro started to slow.
Good. At least they could be reasoned with.
Clone Ten tugged at his mind and Ectoplasm focused on his internal theater. No less than three screens displayed 1A's biggest Problem Student™ blasting straight into the villain's ammunition hurricane.
Ectoplasm was soooo close to swearing when several bangs came coupled with a distinctly burnt scent. If Bakugo survived this, that boy was going to have mandatory, DAILY sessions with Aguni-sensei.
More movement refocused Ectoplasm back on Kirishima right as the boy released a revamped hammer throw, crimson eyes tunnel-visioned on his friends.
Ectoplasm's mouth opened in a soundless scream, breath a blanketing fog.
Three new clones solidified next to Kirishima, one of which tackled the super-powered teen, turning its front somewhat oozy and sticking to the boy like glue. It looked ridiculous, the redhead dangling from the duplicate like a baby from a chest harness.
The rocky hero bucked, only managing to stretch part of his captor like taffy before rebounding back in place.
"Guys! Don't let Sensei touch yo—!" Twelve muffled Kirishima's mouth.
Ojiro was already turning the momentum of his flight into an airborne somersault, splicing the villain's edible forcefield with nearly 1300 pounds of force behind his tail. Using the split-second opening, he dove in after Bakugo as his defense-quirked compatriot was spirited away, the Ecto-shima clone booking it in the same direction Ecto-Rush had gone.
Ashido (who, up until then, had been waiting outside with Lock On and the two medically-helpful duplicates) exploited the pandemonium, dashing inside and trading places with the gluey couple like some dangerous game of musical chairs.
"STOP RIGHT NOW! You are to retreat! That is an order!" the three nearest clones called as one.
Eleven managed to grab the girl's arm as she tried to slide past, while Thirteen raced to engage the meat minions, luring the incoming monsters away from the pink student.
A quick, "Sorry, Ectoplasm-sensei!" was the only indication Mina had heard, gold eyes not once wavering from the spot where her friends had disappeared into the food-nado. A second later, mist erupted from Eleven's hand where it held the girl, and the teen jerked away, sprinting toward the villain.
AAAARHG.
Ectoplasm felt like he was climbing Fuji-san. Every step forward was two steps back with these kids. How could Aizawa-san stand them?!
The tall hero lunged forward, flying at the villain himself and cutting off Mina's path.
Another bang sounded inside the swirling armor and an opening appeared in the wave of rice like degreaser dropped into an oil slick. Tossed out of it like oh so much trash, Bakugo and Ojiro soared toward the kitchen.
"Sorry, Brats! You'll need more than a half-baked plan to stop me!"
Ectoplasm thought fast, switching his focus to Ten's screen as he wrestled Mina to a stand-still.
His clone glommed Ojiro from the air and quickly adhered to the teen, ignoring shouted protests. Blue hands flashed toward Bakugo a split second after, but the firecracker's eyes burst open in a bellicose glare. Throwing up a blast, the teen jerked away.
Ten made to go after, only to trip as Orijo's tail smacked hard at its legs.
Just in time too.
They fell, the clone twisting in place and flipping Ojiro above it while simultaneously shielding the boy as a great gout of flame erupted overhead. An industrial, fire-breathing oven hopped into view, its ungainly movement crashing loud against the floor.
Ten's back hit the white tile, and its link to the hive dissolved, cutting off Ectoplasm's view.
The math teacher winced and anxiously forced his closest clone to run toward the boys, even if it meant leading a swarm of shrimp right to them.
Nine only got about halfway there when several of Ectoplasm's screens showed Ojiro and Bakugo fleeing the kitchen. Funnily enough, the appliances got trapped behind, the opening too small for their clunky frames.
Thank Kami-sama.
Ectoplasm snapped back to himself when his hands started to sting. A light coating of acid covered Ashido's arms, burning straight through his costume and to the pink fingers beneath.
"It would be good for you to know, Ashido-san, that I am the original," Ectoplasm rumbled, tightening his grip to just shy of bruising force.
The bubblegum girl blanched, halting the secretions and avoiding Ectoplasm's gaze in favor of tracking Bakugo's progress.
The angry teen flew around the far side of the villain, shooting off a particularly large explosion at a tendril of rice and zucchini. The edible appendage jerked awkwardly back, outer shell blackened.
Ectoplasm's eyes narrowed at the exacerbated blast.
Forty-five degree temperatures would favor the boy's quirk. Making a mental note to rehydrate Bakugo before he yelled at him later, the teacher started pulling Mina toward the broken windows.
Ashido was a very unfortunate matchup for him. A skin-permeable emitter quirk guaranteed that he couldn't use a weakened form of Bite Detention to restrain her like he had Kirishima. And since someone needed to stay with her at all times to prevent a potential kidnapping, his only option was to hand her off to another hero and get back to the fight, quick.
"Racoon eyes! What the hell are you doing?!" Bakugo slammed another wave of fire onto the shield protecting the lunch-themed villain, then jetted away from a grabby, food-shaped hand. "Melt that clone and get your ass over here!" the explosive teen roared.
It was like Ectoplasm wasn't even here, the way the kids were talking over him. The normally pacific man grit his teeth before ordering Nine to engage the villain with Bakugo.
Sending Eleven after Ojiro, he realized that the highschooler was already thudding toward Ashido and himself.
With a quick pivot ending the run, the teen's tail struck from above. Ectoplasm tried to get a hand up, but the question of whether or not to let go of one of Ashido's arms (there was a good chance she would escape if he did) made him hesitate just a little too long.
The teacher's grip slackened under the hit and Ashido yanked herself free.
Typical.
Ojiro's tail scooped around the pink girl as he pivoted again, using his momentum to fling her like ice cream in the direction of the villain. Coming to a stop facing Ectoplasm and lowering into a Muay Thai stance, he yelled, "Bakugo's got a plan!" over his shoulder.
"How do you know?!" Ashido called back, tripping slightly before turning the tumble into a slide.
"Mashiaro Ojiro! Do you want to be expelled?"
The threat fell on deaf ears.
Ectoplasm kicked out with only a third of his power, trying to dissuade the boy from this foolishness.
Using a combination of tail and arm, the martial artist blocked, redistributing and softening the weight of the blow as Bakugo screamed, "Melt the shield! Her telekinesis has limits. Anything I burned beyond recognition isn't floating anymore!"
Of course. Of course one of Aizawa's top students would have noticed the same thing the teachers had.
Ectoplasm locked eyes with Ojiro's contumacious gaze.
Okay, this wasn't working.
As much as he hated to admit it, fighting against the kids was proving more likely to get them hurt than running damage control against the villain.
Pulling Eleven and Nine in to distract the green woman, Ectoplasm darted around Ojiro. The boy blinked, aghast at his teacher's true speed.
Slamming a kick at one side of the green woman's shield before dashing away, Ectoplasm watched as a huge splash of acid tossed into the air, coating a large chunk of food. As it started to hiss and sizzle, the revelry in the villain's eyes died, replaced by fury.
Rather than panic as her barrier was eaten away, she frowned, the outer edges of the tornado sloughing off and the inner ones zipping close. Tightening and hardening around her, it took on a humanoid shape.
It was some kind of fighting suit. But, at least the pieces that melted were no longer under control. It was curious that she'd chosen to coat herself in something they'd just proven they could destroy.
Ectoplasm dropped out of the way of a flyby tail slam as Ashido readied another wave.
"Ectoplasm. Villain is heading eastbound toward Ground Omega." The hushed words forced the teacher to focus on his internal theater.
Watching Four and Five's screens more closely (Seven and Lunch Rush were long gone), he ascertained exactly where Lock-On's finger pointed.
There was nothing there.
She must be invisible.
Ectoplasm now had a choice to make. He could leave Eleven, Nine and his students to fight the distraction and go after the villain himself (which would likely result in being followed). Or, he could instruct the clones already outside the building to give chase. If the villain kept her rice monster up long enough, he could keep his charges out of the real battle entirely.
Really, there was only one option.
Thursday, September 13th
12:47 pm
Kirishima's vision jerked as the Ecto-shima clone started to jog, pulling the boy's attention away from the spy lady as the woman's own glorified whee—legchair began to move. The third clone was already more than three meters away, jumping over the tea hedge the 1A students had busted through earlier.
They were giving up?
"Sensei! We can't run and leave everyone! That's cowardly!"
His teacher ignored the pleas, and, if anything, put on a burst of speed.
The redhead squirmed and struggled, lurching the clone's gait before snapping back into place. Hand now awkwardly stuck above his head, the teen blew at a loose strand of hair tickling his forehead.
Great.
The legs of Operation Run dashed into and through a thicket of Japanese sweet-coltsfoot, and the colossal, dewy leaves dampened Kirishima's uniform.
Double great.
It seemed they were running toward the main campus, nearly opposite the direction that the two clones and the female hero had gone.
Now, Kirishima never claimed to be the smartest person alive. But even he knew that the nurse's office was back toward the main building. Spy-lady had been hurt. If she wasn't being taken to Recovery Girl, where were they going?
Kirishima wracked his brain. The only thing in that direction was Ground Omega…wasn't it?
As they passed through a small field and down another path, the redhead spotted a hero. The man was racing toward the training forest, too, not the cafeteria.
What was….?
A lightbulb finally went on in the sturdy boy's mind. Eijiro took a deep breath in, ready to shout.
Wait. He wasn't anywhere even close to the cafeteria anymore. His friends would never hear.
Pointy teeth clicked shut with the weight of a spring trap and the building breath hished through them.
Moving his head as much as he could to glance around, Kirishima tried to come up with a plan as his captor ran through another wild area of campus.
Suddenly, he knew exactly what to do. Swinging dangling legs up as the two passed close to a cedar tree, he kicked out hard. The thin soles of his indoor slippers slapped loud against bark; and the already unbalanced duplicate stumbled sideways.
Throwing his left leg out at an angle that hurt more than just his inner thigh, Kirishima's face squinched, but he still managed to reach the ground. Abdominals contracting then hardening in place, the highschooler pitched them both forward and jutted his other foot out to catch the new weight.
Looking like a turtle carrying a flailing shell, Kirishima just managed to keep Sensei's double from touching the ground as he charged backward into a pine. The clone reeled, suddenly changed from captor to captee, and hit hard, puffing into a cloud of mist.
Holy crap, it worked! It was—That was—he couldn't wait to tell Kaminari!
Eijiro did a quick fist pump before swinging around, ready to bolt back to the cafeteria. Oh shoot, it was really far away. Yeah, he could go collect his friends, but the villain would be long gone by the time they rejoined the fight. If Katsuki found out the other teen lost her, he'd blow a gasket.
Running like Bakugo himself was after him, Kirishima galloped across campus, at one point losing a slipper and abandoning it on the ground. Feet soles turning rocky, he kicked the other off and refused to slow as he charged through several patches of foliage.
Two minutes into the break-neck pace, he saw another hero running in a slightly different direction. Altering course, he followed the metallic, crystalline man through yet another patch of woods.
It was obvious Kirishima was in the right place when, "Silence! Lunch Rush earned his lot!" echoed through the dense leaves in front of him.
There was a great boom and Eijiro heard Sensei's meat grinder voice shout, "Sol! Take her down, now!" just as he broke through fern fronds and out into an expanse of grass. Sparing only a glance for Ground Omega's wall, the teen's gaze zipped back to the person he was chasing as the silvery sprinter raced toward the villain and three other heroes.
Kirishima took the moment to scan his immediate location, spotting the wounded hero from the cafeteria and the ectoplasmic double that carried her. Before he could be noticed he created some distance, jogging quietly down the tree line but keeping his eyes on the battle.
The metallic hero came to a stop between Ectoplasm (probably a clone) and someone Kirishima didn't recognize. The dark-haired female slunk to the side to make room, deadfish eyes only sparing the newcomer a quick glance from behind thick, black liner, before refixating on a ginger to their left.
The exceedingly Caucasian male started to glow, a tiny, dark strip over his groin the only thing visible through the fierce glare. Sunbeams flocked to pale skin like moths and the power turned downright blinding before the ultra-white man released the energy in a powerful ray.
Kirishima hunched down, grey jacket sliding up and over red hair. Sparing a glance to make sure he wasn't being watched, the teen took advantage of the flash, dashing across the field and toward Ground Omega's wall. Nearing one of the sporadic trees growing close to the barrier, he launched upward and started to climb, still sneaking peeks at the fight.
The flare had finally died, revealing both the pink-dressed Nomu's semi-translucent form and her opponent's more-than-a-little-ridiculous Speedo costume.
Raising an unimpressed brow, the villain dove toward the man with a fist cocked back, only removing intangibility at the last second in prep for a punch.
Kirishima dashed out to the edge of an elm branch as a living doll capitalized on that second, body-slamming the green lady from the side and pushing her back with kimono-draped arms. Maybe-Ectoplasm was close behind, kicking the Nomu in the back. Staggering and falling hands-first toward the earth, the villain surprised everyone when she kept going and disappeared into the ground.
There was another loud crash from his left, but Kirishima couldn't risk looking this time, using the last two steps to gain speed before jumping toward the wall in front of him. Luckily, the branch didn't snap when he pushed off, but the landing did turn rough when his feet fell just shy of the cement. Breath whooshing out of him, he latched to the top with scrambling arms.
"Shit! Where'd she go?!"
"Did we lose here?"
"No, she's ten meters away at my 2 o' clock. Two meters off the ground."
That last voice Kirishima recognized as Sensei's.
Pulling himself up like a kid from the side of a pool, the aspiring hero straddled the wall, watching just a bit longer.
"You call that a hit?! PATHETIC! There was hardly any weight behind it!"
The air suddenly smelled like Sato-kun's room.
"You know what's great for gaining weight?!" the Nomu's arms raised. "LUNCH!"
No less than four hundred cookies materialized above the combatants and started to spin in place.
SHE COULD CREATE THINGS, TOO!?
"I'll even start you out with JUST DESSERTS!"
The sugary bombs dropped from the sky in a discus meteor shower, some of them going so far as to catch fire.
Thinking fast, the newly arrived metal hero grabbed an arm and snapped it off at the elbow joint, flinging it up in the air. It exploded, silver shavings radiating straight out and hardening into an umbrella-shaped sheet of steel.
Holy crap, how manly!
Like a tin roof in a hailstorm the resulting impacts were deafening; but, other than a few minor dents, the confectionaries bounced harmlessly off.
That was the last thing Kirishima saw before he promptly tipped over the far side of the wall. Dangling for a second, he let go, making it the last several meters to the ground with a da-thud.
His plan was a long shot. But so far, he hadn't seen anything to indicate that the Nomu could see through objects. If he could sneak up behind the group, he might be able to land a sucker punch if the villain tried to retreat into Ground Omega. Or at least jump in from close by if someone needed defense.
Several more explosions sounded from the other side of the wall as Kirishima started to run. At one point he even heard one of the heroes try to prod their attacker with questions.
Unable to make heads or tails of the words besides knowing they started with "why", "what", and "where", Kirishima mostly ignored them. What could he say? His English grades were not stellar. So he shoved through the underbrush toward the battle, only knowing that the woman didn't sound all that cooperative.
Scuttling up another tree, Eijiro was just in time to see the villain increase exponentially in size while the living doll from before jumped at her.
The giantess promptly swatted the iki ningyo away like an annoying mosquito. Twisting her wrist so her palm flipped around, her arm swept the back the other way and she roared.
Kirishima's eyes widened in horror as little dots of white started to condense in the air, seemingly from nothing.
Distressed shouts screamed from across the barrier, warning each other of the incoming attack while a new, tiny (yet somehow creepier) doll leapt up, grabbing at the giant's apron with desperate, clutching hands. Scrabbling only a meter or so more, it exploded in a fountain of burning splinters.
The Nomu remained unfazed, a terrible smile creeping onto her face as the rice finished spawning overhead, the massive cloud so thick it cast the meadow in shadow.
Kirishima was only two-thirds up the elm. There was no way he could make it back over the eight meter wall in time! This was a terrible plan!
Heaving himself up to a higher branch with a racing heart, Eijiro watched the metal hero sling individual-sized shields at his allies.
It was like time stilled as Kirishima got one branch higher, stood, and dashed out on the limb.
Only, wait. He was still moving at normal speed.
Pushing off, he realized the thing that had stopped moving was, in fact, the Nomu.
The look frozen on her face…uncertainty?
Kirishima's eyes widened as all the rice in the air came crashing down as one; and a tsunami of grain swamped the heroes, washing them off their feet and pushing them back.
The Nomu drastically shrunk in size and dropped from the sky as Kirishima cleared the wall, his arcing flight serendipitously aimed at her plummeting form.
Rearing his fist back for a stiff cross punch, he nearly faltered when the villain saw him coming. Fuzzing at the edges, she frowned, then disappeared from sight.
Oh CRAP!
Not sure what to do, he finished the action.
What felt like a gloved palm stopped his fist before combat training with Aizawa-sensei kicked in, instinctively bringing the teen's other hand up in a left hook. Something gave under rocky knuckles and the villain reappeared, now bloody-faced as she slammed to the ground in slow-motion. Kirishima landed awkwardly, then straightened, feeling as if he had just completed a quick-time event in some first-person video game.
Focus torn between his shaking, green-coated fist and the Nomu flickering in and out of semi-opacity behind it, Eijiro forced himself to reassociate. Shaking his head to clear it, the teen wrapped the older lady in a grapple from behind, cementing his muscles in place as three heroes popped from the surrounding field of white like vengeful daisies.
Had that seriously just happened…?
Thursday, September 13th
12:55 pm
Five blinked, listening for Original's thoughts as it picked its way through the rice-covered lawn. Four was gone, washed out by the deluge, but Five had been back by the tree line with Lock On.
Speaking of its passenger, the woman winced when Five's prosthetic slid on the shifting ground. Trekking over loose grain was no better than walking on dry sand, and the duplicate found itself readjusting the hero in its arms more than once as it approached the villain and her captor.
The other heroes already ringed Kirishima and the Nomu, as it was imperative that they hold and distract their volatile aggressor as long as possible.
Power Loader had yet to come up with a containment device for ectoplasm—it was apparently quite tricky to work with—so they were on their own until Yamada-san, Nakano-san or Kayama-san got here.
Five flicked its eyes away from their captive, taking the security detail in again. "Steelirion, can you make restraints? I do not wish to have my student so close to the Nomu."
Before the metallic hero could accommodate the request, a voice devoid of emotion spoke up, "Wait. It's peculiar that she hasn't used permeation to escape. Something about the boy's composition may be preventing her from phasing away."
"I don't believe so, Lifeless. It seems more likely that her quirks are disrupted in some way," Five refuted, watching closely as the green lady disappeared from sight only to reappear a second later. "You could not see from your angle, but she fell from the sky before young Kirishima even hit her."
"Ectoplasm's right," Lock On added, "Even if she dropped on purpose, she should have been able to avoid the boy's hit."
"Kirishima?" Five addressed, causing the stead-fast kid to flinch. It seemed the teen's plan had been to hold so still everyone forgot his existence.
"It'd make sense." Kirishima admitted, awkwardly trying to turn his head toward his teacher's clone. "She seemed freaked out before she turned invisible…"
Steelirion grabbed the half-grown nub of his forearm and resnapped it off at the elbow. Kneeling, he laid the chunk on the Nomu's side, just to startle backward when a large flame blew from the downed villain's mouth like a dragon. Nearby rice seared and popped, undergoing pyrolysis before the blaze guttered and sputtered out.
"I'm right here, you know." The Nomu lifted her girthy neck with a glower, face half-covered with white granules where it'd been pressed to the ground as the metal spread and warped around her. Her audience was quick to move out of range of her mouth when she added, "It's rude to talk about others behind their back."
"Kirishima, to me," Five shifted Lock On to gesture with a hand, relieved when the boy finally released his hold and jumped up to comply.
It was about time Ectoplasm got listened to.
"Sorry, Sweet Cheeks, but you gotta earn respect to get it," Sol responded to the captive, pointing down at the cafeteria lady like a naughty child. "Now how about you answer a few questions to get that process started,"—the sunburn hero's hand waved flippantly—"kay?"
"HA! Like I have anything to say to you, Pedo! I mean really! A speedo? At a school!? You should be in jail!"
The irony of the situation was not lost on Original, and Five could feel mild amusement from the hive mind listening in.
The ginger frowned hard, looking like he'd smelled something rotten. "Hey! The more skin I show, the brighter I glow. So just shut yer trap, ya old hag."
"OLD HAG!?" The woman's hair caught fire, keratin-like ectoplasm morphing into flame. Around her, little bits of white grain began to levitate as well. That is, until a second later when they spazzed out, forcing the paunchy telekinetic to drop them. Breathing hard, the villain glared at the group, lips scrunched in displeasure and hair crackling.
Relief flushed Five's telepathic link. Thank Kami-sama that Kirishima was no longer in the line of fire.
Lock On shifted in Five's arms, drawing the clone's attention back outward. The tracking hero's compound eyes were riveted on their captive, unwavering despite a slight tremble starting in the female's impaled leg. "Nomu. What aru yuu doing hiiru? Who sentu you?"
"Sent me? Nobody sent me. If anyone sent me it was that damn Lunch Rush. The imposter! Copycat! OVERCOOKED NOODLE!" As the words rose in volume, tiny fires winked in and out of existence in the rice field beyond.
The villain was most certainly fixated on their resident chef; but why?
"Lunch Rush sent you?" Five traded a glance with Sol while Steelirion and Lifeless remained motionless, the two monolinguals unaffected by the news.
"That cretin practically stole my name and smeared it through griddle grease! He claims to make nutritious food, but you've seen his kids. They're wasting away to practically nothing! They need more MEAT to grow healthy and strong."
This was getting them nowhere. The answers were so vague and mostly nonsensical. Ectoplasm had been told that the Nomu was mentally unstable, but her responses were really bringing that point home.
Explosions sounded in the distance and Five didn't have to look back to know who was arriving on scene. Original's eyes told it exactly what to expect.
"Steelirion!"
Clang!
Bakugo's fist smacked hard into a metal palm, the pro keeping the hothead from hitting their captive.
"YOU FUCKING LEFT ME FIGHTING AN EMPTY SHELL!" The blonde screeched, held back as Ectoplasm's strong arms laced around the furious boy from behind. From its vantage, Five could actually see the veins straining on the teen's temple as it idly took note of yet another hero arriving on scene.
The eagle-human hybrid just nodded, alighting nearby before fixing a predatory gaze on the villain, content to remain on standby while Original got their student under control.
"Sorry, Little Firecracker, it was time to scram," the Nomu replied, apology sounding particularly authentic.
Five expected the short fuse kid to keep screaming accusations, or maybe a few cuss words, but was surprised when Bakugo instead asked a pointed question. "Can you create portals?"
"Portals? BAH! I am THE LUNCH LADY! I am but an entity, a conduit, of the five food groups!"
Ectoplasm bit his tongue and the need to pull Bakugo away floated around the hive mind, tingling Five's own fingertips. But, the clone felt Original soon squash the urge. The woman had actually answered in a way that almost made sense. If Bakugo knew the secret to getting real information out of the Nomu—out of Lunch Lady—while she was fully restrained and guarded by many heroes, it might be worth the risk.
Heavens knew Aizawa would never allow it, were he here.
There was a slight pause, before "Do you know anyone who can make portals?"
"Know? Of course." Sol sucked in a sharp breath. "But I wouldn't say I'm friends with them. Portal users tend to be old and boring."
Them? …she was acquainted with multiple portal users?
"How did you get on campus?" was the teen's next demand.
"Isn't it obvious? I flew."
Bakugo looked like he swallowed a lemon. It was palpable how much it took the boy to be patient, but no one dared interrupt the conversation lest they break the cooperative spell. "Where do you normally live?"
"My haunt in the Infinite Realms, not that it's any of your business."
Haunt? Infinite Realms? It was official. She was a schizophrenic.
Five tensed as three, five-centimeter-tall rice minions formed behind the green female, only relaxing when the creatures started to attack each other.
Feeling a mental ping, the double stepped in close to Original, maneuvering Lock On to a single-armed hold as it did. Bakugo eyed the clone, glaring but otherwise doing nothing, as the duplicate reached past the boy and into the real Ectoplasm's trench coat, withdrawing a small cell.
"Where is the—" Bakugo stumbled slightly over his next words—"Infinite Realms?"
"What kind of a hare-brained question is that? Are you addled?" Lunch Lady's voice turned mocking as she resituated like an inchworm, looking more directly at the blonde. "Where is the Infinite Realms? HA!" The figures around her tensed, ready to spring forward. "The Infinite Realms can be anywhere it darn well pleases."
No flambé attempt was made, but the heroes stayed on guard, the villain's mouth just a little too well-aimed for comfort as they stared each other down.
Five used the slight pause to flip open its phone, dialing a number.
As soon as the ringing stopped and the line clicked, he intoned, "We got her," only staying on a moment longer before ending the call.
"Who are the League of Villains?"
Why would Bakugo ask that? Everyone in modern day Japan knew that name.
"League of Villains?" The Nomu's expression was positively perplexed, that is, until it disappeared in another flicker of invisibility. "Are you talking about that brain-rotting video game Technus plays?" echoed in the empty air.
Bakugo latched on, "Technus? Who's Technus?"
The Nomu reappeared, lips suddenly tugged up in a coy smile. "Welp, I think I've answered enough questions for today, Dearie."
Winking, the villain plunged down through the earth, leaving her metal restraints behind.
"NO!" Bakugo slammed the rice where Lunch Lady disappeared, the white grains flinging out like water disturbed by a dropped rock. "GET BACK HERE, GREEN BITCH!"
Five's instincts flared, and the clone hurled itself backward, pulling Lock On close to its chest. It seemed everyone had cleared away from the emotionally unstable teen, everyone except—dread tore at Five's ectoplasm. No one had grabbed Kirishima!
Bakugo detonated, an eruption of fire and rice exploding out from the teen and flinging the steel cage away like a tumbleweed.
Body going cold, Five searched the clearing smoke for a splotch of bright red.
Kirishima stood braced, scorch marks across his cheeks and clothes in tatters, but otherwise relatively unscathed. In barely a moment, the teen was lurching forward, losing his hardened physique and jogging the last few meters to his classmate.
Crouching down, the redhead took in the seething, screaming form of Bakugo. Without a word, his softened hand reached out, settling lightly on his best friend's shoulder.
Thursday, September 13th
1:01 pm
Testing was going well. They'd been at it for seven minutes and it looked like Ono-san had at least another ten or so left in her before she'd be too tired to continue. It was becoming more and more obvious that the machine's Achilles heel may end up coming down to the power source.
Ono-san was doing splendidly, but every control slip she had almost perfectly coincided with Volatilis' shift into its gaseous form.
Other than that, everything seemed very promising. No ill effects from using the machine, Ono had successfully created four rabbits and the device actually did what it was supposed to.
Man, he really should name the dang thi—
Ring, ring.
Mori's thoughts cut off and he glanced over at Aizawa-san's vibrating pocket, seeing a rectangular glow through black pants.
Ring, ring. Ring—.
Click.
"What's up?" The dark man's intensity did not match the casual demand of the question. But, in barely a moment, Aizawa's face took on the ferocity of a grizzly bear. Voice gravelly, he grit out, "I'm on my way," before tearing down the stairs and toward the exit.
Just as the erasure hero made it into the testing room, but before he jumped through the door to the decompression chamber, he roared, "I have to go! I won't be back!"
Sighing, Mori turned the machine off and spoke into the intercom, "Well, it looks like we'll be calling it quits for today. Phase one trials will probably be delayed. Sorry, Ono-san."
"Don't you worry your pretty little head, Mori-kun. It's not your fault." The glare the grandma sent at the exit made it obvious exactly whose fault she thought it was.
"At least we got some good data to work with!" Mori appeased.
The way Ono-san perked up made the ginger envious. Then again, she wasn't about to inform two out-of-town volunteers that they'd made the trip for nothing.
Thursday, September 13th
4:17 pm
A sluggish Lunch Lady oozed through a concrete wall, exhausted from the day's activities.
Going back to her haunt was apparently off the table, so instead she popped out into a cavernous room.
The place had clearly been abandoned for decades, evident by the thick layer of grey-brown dust that coated everything, the pigeons nesting in the rafters and the large, rusty hole in the far side of the roof.
The heat of clairvoyance shut off and a feeling of lethargic contentment flooded the woman's ectoplasm.
Ohhhhh. A derelict cannery was a great place to recover and recuperate.
Lowering to the cool, cement floor, she let her legs collapse into a criss-cross beneath her, back leaning against the wall.
What a great reward for a job well done.
Well…
Mostly well done.
These power issues were really starting to get on Lunch Lady's last nerve.
Scowling, the ghost consoled herself with the fact that Lunch Rush should be getting fired soon. Once the school replaced him those kids might actually be able to put on some weight. Then hopefully she wouldn't have to go back.
After using so many big-time powers and being chased half the day by that bug-eyed human, she'd tapped out her reserves and was well and truly spent.
The Ghost Zone castaway forced herself to relax, eyes scanning over the industrialized robots and conveyor belts that lay still as death around her.
This Eye-neigh-bah warehouse was perfect.
All it needed was a good cleaning and a couple boxes of groceries and it'd perk right up.
A sharp twinge tugged at the ghost's core.
Yes, it definitely needed some boxes.
Notes:
-Lunch Rush would think in celsius. 38 degrees celsius is 100 fahrenheit. 45 C is about 113 F
-Lunch Rush couldn't smell the smoke very well, not because his mask was filtering it, but because his sense of smell itself had dulled. A very large portion of what the human body perceives of as taste is actually smell
-Dysgeusia is the medical term for having an altered sense of taste. Bakugo is fluent in English, but even he wouldn’t know technical terms like that
-Ectoplasm’s clones 1-3 are keeping class 1a locked up in their math class
-ectoplasm is actually an amputee. Both his legs are prothstetics. I figured that same change would reflect in his clones visually, only they are made of pure ectoplasm
-aguni was the OC school therapist I mentioned in chapter 4
-Fuji-san, or Mt. Fuji, is a mountain that is mostly loose gravel. Climbing up takes four times longer than walking down
-I tried to make ectoplasm's clones different than danny's. In my mind, Danny's clones are more…separate. Slightly more autonomous. Like, Danny can see what his clones share with him, but Ectoplasm is always seeing with a hive mind/as a collective. Ectoplasm thinks more like a single unit, whereas Danny's clones are kinda their own being with a psychic link to Danny
-kirishima thinks of Kaminari when his plan succeeds because Kaminari and him are kinda the dunderheads of class 1A. Bakugo’s smart and a smart-ass. He’d probably make a backhanded compliment. But Kaminari would be genuinely proud of his friend for coming up with a plan and following it through in a way that worked
-Lock-On’s quirk is a tracking quirk. Once she locks on to someone with her eyes, she can see them wherever they go for up to 20 minutes, even through walls, as long as they don’t teleport or portal away or get out of range (but that’s like a couple miles away). It also wouldn’t work on someone whose quirk makes them disappear entirely.
-”Did you see those Huns?! They were poppin’ out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!” -Mushu
-”just desserts” is old English slang for someone getting what’s coming to them, or getting rightfully punished for their actions.
-Lifeless, the creepy hero is from my friend Josh. She animates dolls and uses them in battle. Supposed to look like the character from the ring. Iki ningyo (living dolls) are a type of Japanese doll famed for looking as lifelike as possible. They can often be human-sized as well
-Sol, the sunburn hero, is from my friend Jamie. His special ability is that he’s white as fuck. ROFL. He can glow and see at night from energy he’s absorbed from the sun. He loves to soak up rays, but never tans, only burns. XD He reflects light from the sun and uses it to blind and as a weapon if he focuses it into a ray. Because of this ability, he is forced to expose a lot of skin. XD Hence, speedo
-Steelirion (sounds like an eeveelution, I know xD) is my take on the character Vivos Metallum that test_entity_2112 suggested. He can manipulate and regrow the metal of his body, so if he breaks off parts of himself he can use those pieces to make objects and shields and such. His name is a mash up of steel and iron.
-ectoplasm's clone knew where lunch lady was when she disappeared in the ground because Lock On was telling the clone holding her. If one clone hears something, all clones know it
-”Going out on a limb” is an English phrase for taking a chance. So Kirishima’s situation is somewhat symbolic, because he is in the literal situation that made that phrase come about. XD
-the funny thing about this fight is that if ectoplasm could have dispelled his clones for a real Bite Detention, Lunch Lady wouldn’t be able to get away. Ectoplasm’s clones are made of ectoplasm, so LL can’t phase through them. The small ones she could definitely puff into mist by hitting them, but with the giant clone being significantly more sturdy, she could potentially be held.
-kirishima was literally in the line of fire. His face would have been near lunch lady's hair when it turned fiery. XD
-wasting away to practically nothing is an Ursula quote xD
-decided that it’s crazy to believe that only like 11 teachers teach 600+ students, so I threw in a new teacher that I’ll probably never mention again. XD Nakano-san
-I have decided that Technus plays League of Legends. XD
-Inaba is actually a cannery currently in Japan, that is roughly an hour from Kanagawa by main freeway. The real pronunciation would be ee-nah-bah. But it has its name on the outside of the building in both Japanese and English. I figure with this story being so far in the future, the cannery may have fairly recently closed.
-In approximately 3 years from when this fic occurs, Box Lunch exists. Just sayin. Cause Danny was 14 when the Ultimate Enemy aired, which would make him 24 when Box Lunch is established, and he is currently 21.
Chapter 13: 12.1 Of Fallout and Filler
Notes:
AND NOW BEGINS STORY ARC TWO
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We are now, approximately, ⅓ of the way through the outline's "chapters"! Yay us! And happy birthday to me! (it was during my vacation lol) Also, I will most likely go back and fix up the one scene from chapter 11 that was kinda confusing because of how many characters there were. But not right now. My brain can't handle it. XD I don't want to lose my momentum and end up with writer's block. That would suuuck.
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Also, I think I need to take a mini-break from Portal Panic. I would like to do a one-shot or something to kind of refresh myself a bit. I have been letting myself get too wrapped up on being as fast as I can that I'm starting to not write things exactly how I want them, and I don't like that. I constantly feel like I have an assignment due. XD It's stressful. Hahaha.
This has also brought me to the mindset that chapters are going to come chopped up into shorter parts for sure, now. I want to have like-minded things together, but I just packed too much into my outline for that to be reasonable anymore. Especially because I keep fleshing random tangent stuff out. Like for this chapter. All the lab stuff was supposed to be a single, short part that ended up being 3 longish parts. lol But I like them all. So I'm sitting here just like…fuck. Sorry, readers. XD
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Chapter Text
Thursday, September 13th
1:45 pm
A beady-eyed gaze surveyed UA's principal's office from atop Ectoplasm's shoulder. It meandered away from a small nameplate perched on a dark, wooden desk to the green filing cabinets flanking the room. Trailing along a line of faculty portraits heading the back wall as if it couldn't quite bring itself to settle, it slid down, crossing the periwinkle linoleum to finally fixate on four students.
Kirishima hunched in on himself (a common posture for the boy these past forty minutes) while minute trembles shook a pale Ashido at his side. The currently light-pink teen shifted in place, stealing repeat, furtive glances at their math teacher.
In stark contrast, Bakugo didn't seem particularly apologetic, eyebrows drawn together and gaze fastened to a pair of lightly charred hands. One of them flexed open and closed while the other stayed tightly clenched around a water bottle, eliciting slight crackle-pops.
Then there was Ojiro. Mild mannered, thoughtful Ojiro. Who's glare was nearly as scathing as it was defiant.
Nezu's furry shoulders sagged, the mouse seeming almost…resigned, before a deep inhale cut the fragile silence. "Your behavior today was unbefitting a UA student. It was reckless, dangerous, and if I must say, idiotic. I hope you understand that I have no choice but to take disciplinary action."
Kirishima flinched, but no one argued, the crinkling of squeezed plastic the only thing to disturb the air.
"Assaulting a teacher is no laughing matter," Ectoplasm spoke, his gravel-in-a-cement-mixer-meets-autotune voice particularly jarring in the silence. Pupil-less eyes somehow made it obvious they were focused on Ojiro; then the duplicator's stance shifted and Ashido and Kirishima were included in the scrutiny. "Even if you think you are only attacking a clone."
"There will be real consequences to your actions," Nezu chimed back in, tone serious. "Outright ignoring a pro hero, not to mention your teacher, could get you killed." The rodent's lips started to draw back, but he caught himself before his teeth could fully manifest. Nose wrinkles smoothing and face going carefully blank, he added, "In light of current circumstances, and despite my better judgment, you will not be expelled."
Bakugo tensed, wide eyes shooting up to meet Nezu's as the three other students showcased various states of disbelief.
"If we sent you home now, you would become easy pickings for any villain that might want to take a swing at UA. But that does not mean you are off the hook," Ectoplasm added. "You four have great potential. But this insubordination cannot continue. Therefore, we have determined appropriate punishments for each of you."
"Kirishima; Ashido." The blue man nodded stiffly at the two, appropriately chastised kids. "While your intentions to help your friends were noble"—surprise splashed over the pair like cold water—"Ashido-san will be in charge of cleaning 1A's dormitory every day for a month and Kirishima-kun will be working two weeks of construction duty with Ishiyama-sensei."
Kirishima licked his mouth a few times as if adding moisture, then asked, "Construction duty, Sensei?"
"As you are aware, Ishiyama-san regularly repairs Ground Beta, Gamma, and Gym Gamma for our hero course. Much of what he works on is not made of cement. You will aid him in whatever manual labor he choses."
"But that's like fixing a miniature city!" Kirishima exclaimed, eyes saucer-wide. "Every day!"
"It is." This time, a hint of amusement threaded the words. "Maybe you will come to respect the work your teachers do for you outside of the classroom."
Kirishima's gaze dropped and the indignant surprise left him.
"Ojiro." The teen went rigid as Nezu spoke up, inflection harsh. "It is my understanding that you attacked Ectoplasm with the full knowledge that you were, in fact, attacking the original. Even if you were mostly on the defensive, and have taken Hagakure-san's kidnapping particularly hard, this is inexcusable."
"Bakugo." Nezu's gaze snapped over to the hothead. "Without a Provisional Hero License what you did was highly illegal and an act of vigilantism." Katsuki's default sneer dropped and his face went slack with a sudden, horrified clarity.
"I have spoken with Tsukauchi-san. While I have managed to prevent legal action, both you and Ojiro will be dropped from UA's hero course. Notify me on whether you want to be transferred to general education or support by the end of the day."
There was a sharp pop and water exploded out from near Bakugo's hip. Mangled plastic dropped from the space a second later while the soot-stained fingers of his right hand shot up to clutch at his chest. Next to him, Ojiro nearly snarled, tail flicking back and forth behind the boy like an irate cat.
"This decision is final," Ectoplasm cemented, voice as deceptively calm and collected as always.
"Bakugo." Nezu softened, the full force of the man's empathy and exhaustion leaking through his words, "I understand that in your mind, this is the worst possible outcome. For what it's worth, I'm sorry."
Thursday, September 13th
2:30 pm
On that day I chose I would protect you
That promise it still resides in my heart
Mitsuki Bakugo frantically whipped sideways in her chair, the swivel mechanism groaning in protest as she grabbed a purse from the floor of her office cubicle.
Even though I'm losing everything, I know
If now, there is any life that I can save
I would be happy to—
Shuffling through the bag anxiously, she snatched at her phone. After the attack on UA yesterday, she'd been trying to keep the sound on. Which, of course, made her accidentally leave it on FULL VOLUME at work.
It fumbled in her hands a second before she managed to slide the screen open. Not even bothering to look at the caller ID, she chirped a frazzled, "Moshi-moshi!"
Hello, Bakugo-san? This is Ectoplasm from UA. There has been another attack on the school. Mitsuki couldn't help it, her breath hitched. The teacher must have heard it, because a split second later he finished with, The students are safe and no one needed more than a quick trip to Recovery Girl.
I am calling because I need to talk about Bakugo-kun. He escaped the safety of his mathematics class to pursue and engage the villain across campus, despite explicit orders to stand down. As you know, this an act of vigilantism and could have gotten him seriously injured.
It was as if a great weight pressed down on Mitsuki's shoulders, folding her forward and slouching her elbows down to rest on her knees. Brushing blonde bangs back as they dropped over her face, she breathed, "I understand," normal fire totally absent.
We have managed to get all charges from the prefecture dropped—
A bubble of hope that very nearly felt like indigestion pressed hard against the woman's ribs, and she dared interrupt, voice cracking, "So he'll be okay?"
I think the answer to that may depend on you.
Well didn't that just sound ominous?
"What do you mean?" The words came out sharper than Mitsuki intended and she flinched, swiftly adding, "Ectoplasm-sensei."
I mean that Katsuki-kun has forced our hand. He is being removed from the hero course.
A dichotomy of emotions hit the youthful woman with the weight of a sledgehammer. Extreme concern battled with rage for her son's headstrong actions. It was a good thing her quirk was Glycerin, or she'd have a thousand wrinkles by now.
After a short pause, Ectoplasm continued, We are transferring him to another course, and keeping him at UA. But his mental health has been less than optimal lately. I have signed him up for daily sessions with our school therapist, but I am worried that may not be enough to keep him from doing something reckless.
The words hung in the air like a poised tree snake, ready to snap at anything that dared move.
"What do I need to do?"
We, at UA, officially extend an offer for you and your husband to live on campus with the students.
"Done."
Should you accept—Done? You haven't heard the details.
"It doesn't matter. Whatever I have to do."
Like hell Mitsuki was going to lose Katsuki to over-hyped teenage angst.
Thursday, September 13th
2:54 pm
"Kamada-san! Can you hold this in place for me?"
"Yes, uhm. Just a second, Fenton-san." Kamada, decked out in her new grizzle-grey jumpsuit, hurried across the lab. Leaving the spot where Maddie and Hagakure hovered over a green-filled dropper, two metal petri dishes and an arc welder, she approached a hulking form.
Jack stayed hunched, fingers pinching two antennas that jutted from the top of what looked like a gutted CRT monitor—or maybe an old TV since it even had antennas. She'd seen pictures of these kinds of things in textbooks, but had never encountered one in person, so it was hard to tell.
Trivia about the relic played in her mind until she remembered something unnerving and subconsciously leaned away.
The proper disposal method for one of those things was to be buried six feet down, in cement.
Anxious, black eyes cast about for any of the infamous cathode-ray tubes that gave the device its name. Seeing none, the girl's slender shoulders relaxed. HAZMAT was great, but it might not be enough to protect her from a broken tube if the fluorescent powders and chemicals got airborne. That could spell disaster without a filtration mask.
"Come on, Kamada-san!" Jack whined, awkwardly scratching at his nose with an arm while simultaneously trying not to move the antennas.
In her haste Haru not-quite-lunged forward, causing a dull ache to shoot up her side.
"Woah, there! Don't hurt yourself!"
That dang portal. It couldn't have dropped her on a mattress or somewhere equally as soft. No, it had to be a curb.
Kamada caught the eldest Fenton surveying her with calculating eyes. Paying particular attention to her outer thigh, he commented, "Haggacurry-san can always help me if you're not up to it?"
"No!" Kamada squeaked, then, embarrassed, followed it up with a quieter, "No. I'm fine, Fenton-san. Jazz-san taught me some stretches while Youngblood-kun and Hagakure-chan sparred, so I'm doing better. I'm just bruised is all."
Brows furrowed, Jack eyed Haru a moment longer, causing a heavy discomfort to settle in the girl's stomach. After what seemed like ages, but was only a few seconds, he seemed to come to a decision and responded, "Well, get over here, then. My arms feel like that time I used the Fenton Fisher on a Behemoth. Even after I caught it, the whopper fought me for a solid five minutes!"
Motioning with his eyes and head, he instructed, "Just grab these antennas and keep them in place. Try not to let'em move, or I'll have to recalibrate this doohickey all over again."
Kamada reached past Jack's arms to comply, careful to keep the little wires at exactly eighty-three and twenty-seven degrees respectively.
Freed up, Jack pulled the goggles of his suit down over his eyes. Rotating the outside of the frames like one would a camera lens—to the magnification setting, Kamada realized—the scientist bent over and picked up a different device.
The thing looked suspiciously like a survey meter. And was that a Geiger-Muller tube equipped?
Even with all the high-tech stuff in the lab, the Fentons sure liked to kick it old school.
For that matter, why was he having her hold this? They could easily just—Kamada froze. Jack was looking at her like she'd done something interesting. Wait. She was frowning, wasn't she?
Kamada smoothed her face and looked away like she'd been caught with her hand in the mochi dough.
"What's on your mind, Kiddo?" The man went back to unscrewing a set of fasteners that affixed the meter's cover, but somehow Kamada knew she had his undivided attention.
"N-nothing."
"HA! It takes a lot to be a worse liar than Jazz." Steel blue eyes regarded Haru with a twinkle. "Lay it on me."
It was strange, how genial the big guy was. The Shiketsu student had yet to see him get mad. Even after Maddie hid his fudge stash in retaliation for forcing Danny to take a second shot of Fire Snake Whiskey, he'd only sulked for like, ten minutes, tops.
With that in mind, she found herself actually speaking up. "I…Well. During the lesson on Tuesday, you and Maddie-san mentioned that ectoplasm could be hardened in place to trap ghosts." Stealing a look at one of the many canisters glowing around the room, their signature, unearthly green somehow fortifying, she asked, "Couldn't you just use it to hold the antennas in place?"
"That's a great question! The short answer is no!"
The reason hit her a second later.
Duh. The device was for reading radiation! If they encased the antennas in ectoplasm, which was radioactive, it'd mess up their readings for sure.
Kamada's whole body flushed.
"But we Fentons don't like short answers, because then you don't learn anything!" Jack lit up like someone mentioned Christmas. "The main reason we can't is because of interference. Having radiation so close to the Geiger wand would throw off our data."
Called it.
"But it was a great idea!"
Haru felt her face screw up in a way that must have made her look constipated. He was wrong. Her idea didn't help anyone and would have earned a disapproving scowl from a teacher back home.
"The ectoplasm would have shrunk in a couple hours, anyway. I really didn't think that through," Kamada refuted, tone self-deprecating.
"Wrong again, Kiddo! You just made the biggest mistake a scientist can possibly make!"
Kamada's heart ached and her face deadpanned. "Thank you fo—"
"Assuming any of us know anything!" Jack raised his screwdriver for emphasis, waving it around in an accident-inevitable way.
"Shrinkage wouldn't be a problem," Maddie piped up, apparently having listened in on the conversation. "The ectoplasm we use in our work is, for lack of a better term, domesticated. It's been stabilized; and, unless we add in a specific catalyst, it'll keep indefinitely."
"See?" Jack agreed, giving the girl a lopsided grin that Kamada recognized from Danny's face. "You never know what information you just don't have."
"But you know what's neat about that? Science is about exploring the unknown!" The overweight man motioned grandly at the lab. "Never be afraid of a bad idea, because discovery and failure go hand in hand! Take us for example. Half the stuff we make blows up!"
"Half the stuff you make, Dear," Maddie added, dry amusement suffusing the words.
That was an unnerving admission.
Eying the invention in her hand, Kamada forced herself not to abandon her post.
Outright ignoring his wife's comment, the boisterous speaker continued, "Some of the best stuff I ever made was on accident! Like Ecto-Dejecto! Or the Fenton Crammer!"
"What do those do?" Hagakure asked, cradling a cartridge of basil-green ectoplasm as she and Maddie wandered over. White flashes refracted through the liquid's depths like static in a dark room while the teal woman next to her just held a…baseball bat?
"I'm glad you asked!" The words were obviously not lip service: Jack was positively beaming. His wife's own lips pursed in amusement, but she stayed quiet, letting him have his fun. "Ecto-Dejecto was supposed to weaken a ghost so that it'd be easy to beat in a fight. Wanna know what it did instead, Kamada-san?" The giant turned to her, expectant.
Well, if it was supposed to weaken them, maybe it lightly poisoned them? Diarrhea? Or perhaps acid reflux? Did ghosts even have a larynx? They could talk, soooo…
"Uh…It made them throw up?"
"Ha! Nope! Even better!" Looking like he was holding back the punch-line to an exceptionally good joke, he exclaimed, "It made them stronger!"
"You used to be ghost hunters, though. Wasn't that a bad thing?" Hagakure inquired.
"It was! Keyword being was. After we joined ranks with Phantom, we learned that one of my biggest flops as an inventor helped save a little girl's life." Jack's voice cracked at the end and his eyes watered. "Apparently, a young ghost had been destabilizing; and Phantom used our Ecto-Dejecto to bring her back from the brink!"
"That's awesome!" Hagakure exclaimed, at the same time that Kamada heard "Really?!" slip past her own lips.
"Yep!" Jack jumped up, rushing across the room. Returning with some kind of cross between a Gatling gun and a handheld vacuum cleaner, he closed one eye and aimed it at an imaginary foe. "Now look at this baby!"
"This one does even more than I expected it to! It was just supposed to shrink ghosts in size and threat level, but when we fired it up, we found out it works on anything! Including humans and non-living things!"
Kamada couldn't help it. Her jaw dropped.
The Fentons could shrink matter? And they found that out by accident?! She was already boggled just imagining how something could shrink an energy-based lifeform. This was sci-fi made real!
"There's even an uncram setting!" Jack toggled a switch in front of the girls like a show-and-tell project. "So when you're done, you can just make things big again!"
Rather than take it back to its home, Jack put the device on the floor, sliding it under a nearby workbench with a shoe. "You would not believe how many trips to the chiropractor the Crammer's saved me. I use it for all my heavy lifting now."
The Fentons could revolutionize modern medicine. Living conditions in overpopulated areas. Travel. Agriculture. There were so many applications for that kind of tech! Instead, he used it for menial labor?
Kamada gaped like a carp.
"Don't forget the Fenton Anti-Creep stick!" Maddie cut in, holding out the baseball bat like she saw nothing wrong with her husband's statement. "It's coated in an anti-ghost resin that increases durability and allows us to hit ghosts even if they go intangible." She smirked, turning to snatch Toru's cartridge away with her free hand and replace it with the aforementioned blunt-force weapon. "But these days it has an even more important function!" The inventor pivoted on her heel again, this time to address her other half. "Ready, Sweetie?"
"Just a sec!" Jack grabbed a soldering iron off his workbench with one hand and a stranded wire with the other. Holding the twenty-two gauge filament up to a pin on the now-coverless meter, he welded it in place. "Okay! Good to go!"
Maddie followed the other end of the wire over to a large, clunky device. "Hagakure-san. We're going to turn the Doorway Detector on. Any time you hear this"—she gestured to the machine—"make a God-awful, whir-clicking sound, I want you to give it a good whack." She bent down, pointing at the back, left corner. "Riiiight here."
There was no way. This was so ridiculous. The Fentons had to be messing with them, right?
Maddie lined up the cartridge with a depression on the machine, slotting it into place.
"BANZAI!"
Jack was slapping a button on the side of the CRT TV before Haru could even process the American's use of a Japanese word.
A-guitar-pick-moving-across-bicycle-wheel-spokes harmonized with the cry of a dying-airplane-propeller, the eerie sound usurping the room's normal hum.
"Oh great; an early misfire." Maddie grumbled, as Jack bellowed, "HAGGACURRY! GO GO GO!" voice laced with suppressed laughter.
The paralyzed girl scrambled forward, raising the bat in prep for a swing.
Hardly two steps into the run, the cartridge detonated.
Green goo shot out with the force of an exploding tire and everyone's jumpsuits inflated around them like startled puffer-fish.
The humming calm of the lab returned a moment later, taunting the colorful humans that now decorated it like round, stubby-legged berries.
Hagakure's glove squeezed tighter on the Anti-Creep stick as it started to fall from her clutches, a particularly large glob of green slicking the teen's fingers. Trying to catch it, but only succeeding in looking like a fat bird trying to fly, she pitched forward.
The suit's foam filling took the new weight like a champ, sending the invisible girl rolling head over heels until she bumped into the Doorway Detector's CPU, bringing Toru to a semi-bouncy stop.
As Kamada surveyed the damage, she repeatedly thanked Kami-sama that it was Hagakure over there, and not her. Questionable proximity to a CRT television or not, antenna duty now seemed like an infinitely better trade. Risking a reluctant peek at the most-likely-furious Fentons, she was surprised to find them SMIRKING.
How could they—They just—.
Kamada heard a giggle and glanced back toward Toru. The teen had apparently managed to get herself stuck upside down.
"Don't forget, Jack; for the next year, Danny's chores are your chores~" Maddie sing-songed, smile particularly devilish. "That includes lab clean-up."
The father glanced around, taking in the electrified-ectoplasm that coated everything.
"Ah NUTS!"
Still, after a second, his face brightened, "But at least the Fenton Inflatafoam works like a charm!"
As the lab devolved into laughter, Kamada found it hard to argue that maybe, just maybe, failure had the potential to be a good thing.
Thursday, September 13th
3:31 pm
"Okay, Ghostkateers. Are you ready for round two?" Jack exclaimed, in surprisingly good spirits despite having spent the past half hour cleaning ectoplasm off of nearly every surface in the lab.
Hagakure stood poised, gripping her Fenton-themed bat tighter. There was no way the CPU was going to catch her unawares this time.
The machine whirred to life, but the seconds ticked by, the centralized unit only offering a light hum.
Well that was anticlimactic.
The invisible girl lowered the bat, unnecessary strain ebbing from her arms even as she continued to keep an eye on the Fentons' invention.
"Kamada-san, I think we're ready. Can you come over here, please?" Maddie leaned down, picking a high-tech, instrumental wand off a nearby countertop as Haru settled into place.
The Shiketsu teen had, until then, been lounging in a computer chair while everyone else cleaned, her leg still sore and previous task taken up by a fancily-bent coat hanger.
Maddie raised the empty-Push-Pop-shaped wand and lined it up with Haru's torso, causing the shy girl to tense.
"Relax, Sweetie. This just reads radiation. We're going to use the energy you give off to try and pick up your universe's signature."
Kamada stayed frozen a second longer before she abruptly took an extra long breath in, held it for five seconds and slowly released. The anxiety in her muscles escaped with the air and the grey-haired teen's voice came out even-keel. "I know. I just needed a second to remind myself. Everything kind of blew up, last time."
"True!" Nodding in agreement, Jack walked over to Hagakure with a second wand in hand. Both of the Fenton's instruments sported the same sleek, green-and-silver circuitry; but the eight meters of cord coiled at Jack's feet and the large, funnel-dish-end made it obvious that his was the side made for probing the Ghost Zone.
Putting the wand on a counter so he could rummage around in the cupboard below it, Jack asked, "How about once we get this bad boy set up, we get back to working on Haggacurry-san's invisibility issue? It'll take the Doorway Detector a while to collect the data we need and I bet we can wrangle some ghostly help in the meantime."
"Really?!" Toru couldn't believe her luck! She wasn't exactly expecting to make progress, but it was nice that the Fentons remembered.
Plus, she'd get to meet another ghost! Youngblood had been enthusiastic and childish. Johnny had been sweet and too-cool-for-school. But both of them had been completely unabashed about using their qui—powers. They moved, reacted, as if it took conscious thought not to. Maybe help from a ghost was the answer to her problems after all. It was worth a shot.
"Yep! Mads, can you ring up Dani? I bet she could use a day outside the Zone."
Phantom was coming!? Wait. No. Jack-san had said "she". Just how many Dannys did the Fentons know?
"Ah-hah!" Maddie's hand raised to her face in delight. "Great idea, Sweet-heart! I can make goulash for dinner! It's been a while since we've had it and it's her favorite!"
"Who's Danny?" Kamada asked, shifting from foot to foot like standing was becoming uncomfortable.
Maddie noticed, eyebrows drawing down as she reassured, "Don't worry, this'll only take a bit longer," before answering, "Dani is Phantom's sister. They share the same name, but her full name is Danielle, not Daniel."
"Doesn't that get confusing?" the soft-spoken girl questioned as Hagakure deadpanned, "I swear you just said the same name, twice."
"Absolutely! It's awful!" Jack jumped in, face immediately dropping into a frown. "Especially on April Fool's!" Without missing a beat, he pulled a large section of duct tape off of its spool, the adhesive screaming as it unrolled. Biting down aggressively, he ripped the polythene to size and started using it to wrap part of a miniature inner tube.
The April Fool? Was that some kind of folk hero? Americans had those, right? For some reason, a blue ox flashed into her mind, only to be replaced by an Easter bunny and a tooth fairy. Toru glanced over at Haru, just to see her own confusion mirrored in the other teen's face.
Jack missed the exchange, too focused on using his layman's multi-tool to affix a table-top tripod onto the inner tube.
Seeing her husband's obliviousness, Maddie took pity on the girls: "April Fool's Day is an American holiday where on the first of April, people are allowed to play pranks on each other for fun."
"Jack's being a sour ectopus because the Phantom siblings managed to dupe the whole town the year before last," Maddie chuckled. "Between the two, their three duplicates and a shapeshifting friend, they got half the residents of Amity to believe they'd lost their minds. Us included."
WAIT. HOLD UP.
PHANTOM COULD MAKE CLONES, TOO? And he used them to play pranks? Could the dude get anymore awesome?!
A quick glance at Haru's star-struck eyes proved this was the girl's first time hearing about the quirk, too.
Hagakure had been so sure cryokinesis had to be the hero's strongest power. She'd been dumb-struck when she'd seen his control far surpass Todoroki's in an online video.
It was too bad Mashirao-kun wasn't here. He would have loved researching things about Phantom with her! He always supported her eccentric fixations.
A small pang tugged at Hagakure's heart as Maddie pulled a smartphone from her jumpsuit. Opening the lock screen while staying mindful enough of the wand in her other hand to keep it pointed straight at Kamada, she thumbed through the cell's gallery and stopped on a picture.
Toru accepted the device with fumbling hands, putting her homesickness to rest with a pillow. Over the mouth. For an extended period.
Six versions of Danny Phantom stared back at her from the screen, making various faces at the camera. Two of the shorter ones wore bulky hats and had a slightly more feminine build, but there wasn't much difference between them at a glance, otherwise.
Hagakure peered closer, searching for other tells when she noticed that one of the taller Danny's faces was slightly contorted.
What was—?
Oh.
Toru's directionless heartache broke like a wave and she laughed.
Another tall Danny was starting to drop ice cubes into the neckline of the startled Danny's jumpsuit.
That must be the "friend" Maddie-san was talking about.
Toru turned the smartphone around, facing it toward Haru's stuck-in-place form so that the other girl could see too.
The quiet female gasped, subconsciously leaning in but refusing to move forward, probably trying not to appear overeager.
A full minute passed before Kamada reluctantly dragged her eyes away. Face red and staring hard at the floor, she commented, "Sorry, I'm done."
"No reason to be sorry!" Maddie assured, "Passion isn't something to be ashamed of!"
Kamada's blush deepened, spreading and darkening to look more like a sunburn than embarrassment.
Taking the phone back, Maddie exited the gallery and opened a text thread. As the redhead typed a quick message a small ding went off nearby. Glancing up at Kamada with a gentle smile, she informed, "You're free to go, now. The meter's done recording."
The injured highschooler instantly sagged, hobbling back to her seat with a sigh that was as much a sign of social pain relief as it was physical.
Toru appraised her new friend. She'd have to remember to grab some aspirin and an ice pack later. And something for Danny-san, too, now that she thought about it. The poor guy probably still had a massive hangover.
A light buzz jerked Hagakure's attention back to Maddie as the woman exclaimed, "Dani's agreed to come! And she's bringing a guest!"
"That's great! I can blabber on about the Doorway Detector during dinner!"
Maddie just rolled her eyes as her husband carried his hodgepodge contraption (dish-shaped wand now in the tripod's microphone holder) over to the Fenton Portal. The cable slithered across the ground behind him as he went, unfurling like some great, lazy snake.
"You girls ready to catch your first glimpse of another world?!" The words boomed, drowning out the light tinkling of metal sheathing over linoleum.
"Aren't we already in another world?" Toru teased, grin goofy (not that anyone could see it, but still).
"That doesn't count!"
"How so, Fenton-san?" Kamada countered.
"Our world's too similar." Jack readjusted his tripod-floaty until it snuggled into just one of his meaty arms. Locking gazes first with Kamada, then Toru, he proclaimed, "You'll see! You girls ain't seen nothin' yet!"
A sharp, "Jack!" didn't stop the eldest Fenton as he slammed his free hand against the authorization panel with the same zeal he'd used to start up the Doorway Detector.
An alarm like a garbage truck blared through the lab and the hexagonal doors of the Portal started to open.
Toru froze as green, almost liquid light trickled into the room like water around the rocks of a mostly dry stream bed. The crack widened and a dull, familiar static just at the periphery of awareness tickled along her arms. Hair attempted to raise like hackles, but was forced flat by dense, rubberized fabric as shadows danced around her, unable to decide if they were coming or going.
The girl's eyes bugged, spine slicking with sweat when directionless dread suddenly doused her. Even a sharp gasp a few feet behind couldn't shake Toru out of paralysis, past traumas parading through her head as fear sloshed in her stomach like ice-burred water.
Something heavy and decidedly ancient eased back from her mind and Toru instantly gulped in a breath.
She hadn't even realized she'd stopped breathing.
It was then that the light finally made up its mind, plunging everything into viridescence. Uneven glare spread out along the walls of the lab like refracted sunlight on the bottom of a pool and Toru found herself shaking in a breeze that wasn't there.
The static disappeared, replaced by a soft thrum that soothed like a sun-warmed cat, rubbing and purring against a leg as it stretched. Even the violent fog churning beyond the portal's caution-striped gateway seemed more welcome, "chaotic undulation" a now-more-appropriate descriptor.
Toru smoothed her thumb over the soft polymer tape of the Anti-Creep stick, the hand gripping the invention surprisingly warm compared to the rest of her. The sensation, full of reality, and feelings that were her own finally rallied her legs and she staggered back.
No wonder the Fenton's were so careful with the Portal; the Ghost Zone was alive.
That phantom presence wisped along her brain again as if to say you called?, touch feather-light.
No.
Not alive. It was like a hollowed tree, an echo, a mimicry of life that was no longer there.
She shivered again and the tendril withdrew.
"Jack!" Maddie reprimanded again, "I can't believe you!"
"What?! Just look at them! They're too excited to speak!"
Toru turned to catch Haru's expression and the other teen looked about as shaken as Toru felt.
"That isn't awe, you dolt! They're scared stiff! Remember your first time seeing the portal? You threw up all over Jazz!"
Jack's halfway-to-indignant glare faded and the man sagged.
"I'm sorry, Mads. Easy to forget when the portal's been open for seven years."
"Don't tell me, tell them."
Maddie gestured Toru and Haru's way, and before Toru could deny any need for apology, Jack was speaking, "I'm sorry, Girls. I know I can get pretty excited when I show off the lab. I didn't mean to scare you." Avoiding looking in their direction, the scientist listlessly tossed his inner-tube-tripod and the cable slack that went with it into the portal.
In lieu of an "It's okay," Kamada asked, "Does it feel like that every time?" The Shiketsu student eyed the wormhole with barely-disguised mistrust, watching the cord unravel into the vibrant, eerie world. When the cable reached the end of its slack and pulled taunt, it started to float, but Haru's eyes never left it.
Jack hunched in on himself as he walked over to the wall and turned a dial near the authorization panel. A second, inner layer of overlapping sheet-metal slid over itself like the blades of a camera shutter, shrinking the center opening until it was only large enough for the cable to pass through.
With its source blocked, Toru expected the green light to disappear; but it stayed, the color receding from the rest of the room until it coalesced into a bubble-shape around the portal.
"The Zone is a strange place. Almost with a mind of its own. But once it accepts you, it never asks again. We don't really know what it's looking for, but I've never heard of anyone being rejected," Maddie assuaged.
"Yeah, but how many people have even seen the Ghost Zone?" Kamada shot back, not losing her tension. "Ten? Fifteen?"
"Oh, Sweetie, you misunderstand. When I say anyone, I mean anyone or anything that has ever been inside the Ghost Zone. That includes ghosts, creatures of legend and humans. I asked our friend Clockwork about it once, and he said not to worry. That 'humans are exempt from the Ire of the Infinite Realms.' "
"Clockwork?" Toru questioned, curiosity fighting its way back to the forefront.
"You might know him as Chronos. He's Phantom's mentor in the Infinite Realms and the Greek God of Time." Jack grinned, apparently glad that the topic had angled away from his blunder with the portal. "Kinda an odd duck. Good man, though."
Kamada made a strangled noise in her throat.
Maddie glared at her husband, "Really, Jack?! We're trying not to overwhelm them, remember?" Sighing, she turned to Haru, "Clockwork is a family friend, but mostly visits the living realm to mess with Phantom or teach him a lesson. Before you ask, yes, Phantom already asked about you guys but Clockwork just sent him on his way. He prefers to lead Phantom to the right path in a 'butterfly effect' kind of way, if he helps at all."
Toru felt her lips start to twitch upward in sudden realization.
"CW stands for Clockwork, doesn't it?" Before anyone could affirm or deny the claim, she began to speak again: "When I first got here, I happened to find a coat someone left on a bench. It was right before my first night and kept me from freezing to death." Black gloves rose up, subconsciously rubbing at pink-covered arms in memory. "I thought I was just ultra lucky, but apparently not. 'CW' was written on the tag in marker."
The Fenton parents exchanged a glance that seemed to border both relief and vexation while Haru lost all color, looking close enough to an aneurysm that it was making Toru worried.
"Sweetie?" Maddie directed at the distressed girl. "Are you okay?"
"A literal GOD gave Danny-san a birthday present?!"
Jack barked a laugh. "I'm surprised you caught that. You're one smart cookie, Kamada-san."
Oh yeah. One of Danny's gifts had been from a "CW", too, hadn't it?
That's what Kamada-chan was stuck on?
HAHAHAHAHA.
"AND IT WAS A KNICK-KNACK!?" Haru added, voice turning shrill.
Internal laughter spilled out from Hagakure's mind to lodge itself deep in her belly, taking over until the invisible teen felt tears streaming down her face.
"Told ya he was odd," Jack agreed. "Pandora's present was way cooler!"
"Jack!" Maddie nearly groaned, glancing pointedly from her husband to Kamada. The poor girl swayed like she was ready to pass out. "I think we've had enough time in the lab for now." The matriarch hovered over Haru like an anxious helicopter. "We can work with Hagakure-san later. After Dani shows up. For now, I think Kamada-san could use a nap."
"Right! Let me just set everything to record and we'll head out."
"Sweetie, we can't just—"
Jack was turning toward the Doorway Detector's central processing unit, half listening to whatever his wife was about to say, when a-guitar-pick-moving-across-bicycle-wheel-spokes harmonized with the cry of a dying-airplane-propeller.
Hagakure's feet were moving before she even recognized the sound.
WHACK.
Whir-click-click-clunk-clack-sputter-huuuuuuuuummmmmmm.
"NICE ONE, HAGGACURRY!" Jack belted, face alight with pride.
Maddie turned a thankful smile on Hagakure before pinning Jack with an unimpressed look. "As I was saying, Jack, someone has to watch the Detector. We can't just leave it alone."
"And that's where you're wrong!"
Bolting across the lab with exuberance, Jack threw open the door to a closet. Extracting what looked like a dusty box-fan-minus-the-box, a heavy-duty, homemade stand, a small surge protector and an old boot, the man bounded back.
Too curious to interrupt, Toru watched as Jack kneeled to set the base down, positioning it so that when he inserted and stabilized the fan it sat perpendicular to the Doorway Detector. Sliding the size-fifteen hiking shoe over one of the fan blades, he bolted the footwear in place using a set of pre-drilled holes Toru hadn't noticed earlier. After a quick survey of it all, he simply plugged the surge protector into the wall and hooked the fan up to it.
"I call it the Reboot 9000!" Jack popped to his feet, knees cracking as he did, but he barely seemed to notice. "It may not look like much, but the switch is a pretty fancy bit of tech." Gesturing at the surge protector, he elaborated, "It keeps the power to the fan off unless it 'hears' "—at this the inventor air-quoted—"the CPU act up. Neat, huh?"
"Couldn't you just fix the CPU?" Kamada asked, voice a little shaky, like she was struggling to use it.
"Nope! No can do! I wrote the code to the Detector last year. Only God knows how it works, now."
Haru's flabbergasted expression quickly devolved into exasperation.
Maddie put a hand on the seated girl's shoulder. Voice soft, she disclosed, "Jack has dyslexia, Kamada-san. Writing code isn't exactly his forte." The support student tensed, bright, splotchy color lighting up a too-pale face as the teen's black eyes fixated on her knees.
"I make him add a counter to any code he writes that tallies the number of hours he's wasted on each project," the redhead added wryly. "That CPU alone's sitting pretty at two hundred."
"Fifty hours over my allowed limit!" The words came out strangely proud, even as Jack rubbed at the back of his neck in embarrassment.
Kamada seemed to study Jack as if she couldn't decide what to make of him, brow furrowed like he was a puzzle to solve.
"Yep, the dysgraphia and the dyscalculia make syntax errors a bi—iiig problem." Jack cast a few hasty looks at Maddie.
Toru recognized the hesitation for what it was and snickered.
"Luckily, dyslexia might as well be a superpower for a hands-on inventor! I can think in 3D, I excel at mechanics and I'm great at problem solving! Mads, on the other hand, is way better with the fine details and tedious stuff that I can't stand. It's why we're such a great pair! I build outrageous things and she gets 'em to work!"
A small, loving smile crept onto Maddie's lips as she watched Jack's animated chatter, but it evolved into a full grin a second later as Jack thumbed in her direction.
"Sharp as a tack, this one!" He paused a moment, noticed his error and clarified, "Er, she's real smart."
"Aww. Thanks, Sweetie." Maddie crossed the space, standing on tip-toes to land a kiss on the much larger adult's cheek. "But before we leave, you're sure the Reboot works, right?"
"Absolutely! I'm ninety-five percent positive that I've worked out all the bugs."
Maddie's wince was subtle. Five percent of a wince, even, as she commented, "Maybe I should take a quick peek at the code before we head upstairs."
Jack squeezed his other half close, grin blinding as he turned his head to look at Kamada.
"See? Sharp as a tack, this one!"
Thursday, September 13th
6:13 pm
"Okay, so, for me it feels like I just want to hide. Then, my powers do the rest." Dani's ghost form shrugged, looking mildly apologetic. Forking a big helping of what was essentially homemade Beefaroni into her mouth, she elaborated, "I don' reary hink abou' iih. I jus'—"
"Translation error: no English detected," interrupted the halfa, coming from a phone at the dining table's center.
The ghostly teen rolled her eyes and closed her mouth to swallow. "I don't really think about it. Anytime I don't want people to see me, a little cold spreads out from my core, and 'poof!' I'm gone." Dani turned to a younger ghost floating a few inches above the chair next to her. "What about you, Lukas?"
Looking like he'd been caught pestering Ember again, the little magician hastily pulled a bright yellow kerchief in front of his white tophat.
Dani eyed her charge with a raised brow. "That was a big bite, ya big pig!"
An intense amount of chewing and a gulp sounded from inside the headgear, then Luke defended, "Whaaat? It's not like it'll kill me. And it's good. My mom was a terrible cook."
Dani froze, and a second later, so did the younger spirit before a big grin split the clone's face. Dishing another heaping spoonful onto the boy's plate, she watched as the kid angled shyly away.
Across the table, Hagakure's fuchsia-pink jumpsuit leaned forward in her chair. "So, Myway-san, about your invisibility…?" The words came out boarding impatience.
"Oh," the boy croaked, "Right! Sorry. Uhm. I don't even feel the power draw from my core. Maybe 'cause it comes so naturally to me? I just think or say the words 'Hocus Pocus!' and I'm invisible."
A snort sounded at the head of the table and a pair of ice-blue eyes danced.
"Shut up, Sir Ph—Fenton!"
"Sir Fenton?" Kamada questioned, voice not really intended for anyone else.
The male halfa stiffened, eyes locking onto Kamada before jerking away. Luckily, neither Haru nor Toru seemed to notice, too occupied by Luke's follow-up whine, "It was an awesome movie, and you know it."
"Awww, Jack; Hocus Pocus. Didn't the kids used to watch that every October?" Maddie cut in, too-sweet smile aimed directly at her son like she already knew the answer.
"Watch it?!" Jack barked next to her. "Dann-o was obsessed with it! I remember when he went as Max for Halloween."
Danny's face darkened, freckles becoming noticeable.
"HA! See?! You like it too!" Luke huffed, sinking a few inches before touching down on the chair, coattails bunching beneath him.
"Danny did make a cute Max." Jazz's voice came out tinged with repressed smiles. "One time, he stole this nasty cold medicine Mom was trying to make me take and just downed it, yelling, 'Now you have no choice. You have to take me!' and just booked it out of there. He ended up throwing up all over the carpet like two minutes later. It was hilarious."
A groan came from the end of the table as everyone laughed, but Jazz somehow managed to keep a straight face. Continuing as if she hadn't just ousted her brother in an incredibly embarrassing way, she suggested, "Hey, Dani, you should try taking away Hagakure-san's invisibility. You can make other people invisible, so why not the reverse?"
"Oh yeah! I can't believe I didn't think of that!" The female ghost stretched forward through the table and her meal, offering a hand to the invisible highschooler.
Hagakure didn't even hesitate, shoving forward so fast her own goulash nearly knocked over.
The room went silent as a second passed where nothing happened. Then two, then ten.
Hagakure's jumpsuit sagged, and a black glove retracted despondently.
"Weird. I could feel her power, so I'm pretty sure it's possible. But like, it felt like my power was under a blanket. I knew if I could just get on the other side, I'd be able to see what was happening. But the blanket kept moving with me," Dani explained helplessly.
"Sounds a lot like how our testing went," Maddie mused. "Every time we made a tiny bit of progress, her quirk adapted, and we had to start all over."
"What did it feel like for you, Hagakure-san?" the older Danny asked, eyes holding an intensity that a human's probably shouldn't have been capable of.
"Chilly. Like when you test pool water with your toe, but it's way colder than you thought, so you jerk back. Only it was like the water was touching me, but like, randomly and all over."
"Hmmm. You guys could just be a bad match up. Dani's powers are ice-based. Maybe you feeling the need to jerk back was why it didn't work."
"Huh! You know, that could be it, Cuz—" Dani awkwardly rolled the word forward, continuing a sentence that should have ended, "—zz it felt like her power was avoiding me on purpose."
"Hey Luke, you up for the challenge?!" Jack called, startling the kid as he snuck another bite of tomato-y macaroni under his headwear.
Luke coughed, hitting his chest with a satin-gloved hand before abruptly stopping. Chuckling replaced the hacking and the boy's white suede hat plopped down into his palm like he could have had a V8. "Man, I keep forgetting I don't need to breathe. But yeah, I'll give it a shot."
Instead of floating across the table to touch Hagakure, the boy grabbed a wand out of a sleeve. The carved hawthorn branch—that most definitely should not have fit in there—swished and flicked in Toru's direction as he called "Abracadabra!"
Hagakure's pink jumpsuit disappeared.
"Whoops! My bad!" Luke frantically gestured again, "Shazam!"
The invisible teen returned, a scrunched up nose and pursed lips just vaguely outlined by warping color as if her face was water that had been sprayed with WD-40. Closing in around the features, locks of stray, flippy hair ran wild.
In a wink, the impression was gone.
"Crap! Sorry, Hagakure. I almost had it. Let me try again!" Luke waved his wand before the girl could respond. "Your power was letting me in until I added a bit too much magic!"
Nothing changed.
"No! No, no, no, no!" he called, the branch's movements turning more and more erratic with every swing. "It shut me out!" Luke turned toward his frosty caretaker, voice wobbling, "It won't let me touch it now!"
Dani's hand landed lightly on the magician's shoulder, patting it reassuringly. "It's okay, Lukas, I'm sure the Fentons will figure it out somehow. They're geniuses." Shooting an unimpressed look at her original, she added, "Well, most of them."
"Hey!" Danny yelped on reflex, but quickly quieted. Hagakure still hadn't spoken and a few drops of liquid plip, plipped onto the table below the girl's face, beading on top of the hardwood.
"I'm so, so sorry, Hagakure! I didn't mean to! I messe—"
"I felt it!" Toru cut him off, voice cracking with emotion. "My quirk! It's always just been…there. But when you first started, I felt this pressure along my skin; but it was also in my bones, somehow!"
"That's wonderful, Sweet-heart!"
"Hagakure-san?" Danny spoke up, the medium timbre of his voice disarming and coaxing. "Can you try and focus on that feeling again? You might be able to learn to control it."
"I can't. It never works." The words came out with the reflexive bitterness of a familiar argument. "I've-I've tried."
"Toru," Kamada stressed, jarring her new friend out of the soon-to-be mental spiral. "You've never had a starting point before."
Hagakure took a shaky breath before going utterly still and quiet.
Everyone stayed silent with her, no one daring to even scrape their bowls on the off chance it might ruin the UA student's concentration.
They stayed like that for five minutes, everyone exchanging glances with each other except for the star of the show.
Before finally.
"Nothing."
Frustration leapt in like a tiger, claws bared. "UGH! I knew it was—!" Hagakure cut herself off, the black hood of her jumpsuit angling at Danny before dipping back toward her bowl. She took another breath in, but her shoulders stayed rigid.
"You might be too in your head."
The invisible teen didn't answer, but whether that was because she couldn't outright deny Danny's accusation or because she didn't understand the idiom was ambiguous.
"I've heard of this happening to other ghosts before." This time, Hagakure's head whipped back toward the youngest Fenton and stayed, the girl's attention caught. "Sometimes a power doesn't work if a ghost has convinced themselves that it shouldn't."
"You're talking about Queen Dorathea, aren't you?" Luke asked, curious. "I heard rumors, but…"
A surprisingly sharp glare from the female halfa next to him had the magician's mouth clicking shut.
"Hey, now. It's okay. He didn't know how rude that was; he's just a kid," male Danny defended, explanation causing Luke to flinch more than the glare had.
"Actually, we talked about this just last week during Circle. He knows better."
"Luke, it's okay," Danny reiterated. "But in the future, try not to oust another ghost's vulnerabilities, okay?
"Kay." The boy went invisible on reflex.
"Luckily, Queen Dorathea has given me special permission to share this particular story, because she, and I quote,"—Danny's voice took on a high pitch clearly not made for his throat—" 'found it perversely funny once I stopped spitting flames.' "
Hagakure relaxed at the prospect of a diversion, leaning toward Danny's end of the table as the boy started his tale.
"Queen Dorathea is a close ally of my family and can turn into a dragon using an amulet she wears around her neck." Danny inclined his head toward Kamada, and the teen's eyes widened before she nodded at the clarification.
"During a coup her brother tried last year, the amulet was broken and she lost her abilities. She was furious. She tried everything to fix it, but nothing worked. Frostbite—another ally of ours—tried to suggest that she may not need the amulet to transform. It was a good thing she couldn't change at the time, because she probably would have bitten his head off."
"She went a whole month with only basic ghost powers before she finally gave up and went back to the Far Frozen for help. It ended up being a simple fix. Turns out, the amulet wasn't the source of her powers, it was just a way to help her focus. Frostbite made her a new necklace out of reinforced ghost-ice and she was good to go the next day."
"See, Kiddo?" Danny addressed Luke, taking a page from his father and half aiming his words at Hagakure. "Everyone makes mistakes. You just have to decide whether you plan to repeat them or not."
"That's really cool!" Luke jumped up, flipping in the air before twirling his pseudo-staff like he belonged in a color guard. "I bet my wand's just like Queen Dorathea's amulet!"
"Maybe," Danny agreed, smiling at the boy's enthusiasm.
"Can I try something after dinner?" Jazz spoke up, head turned in Hagakure's direction.
"I—" Toru paused, before pushing her dish away and collapsing into her arms like a pillow. "Yeah, sure."
Jazz smiled encouragingly. "I'm thinking guided hypnosis might help."
Notes:
Chapter Notes:
-"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse… expelled!" Bakugo's channeling his inner Hermione Granger right now.
-I am so sorry about Bakugo and Ojiro. But like. UA CAN'T let that just go like they have in the past. There is too much at stake with someone in the hero course repeatedly ignoring orders. Being a hero relies on them working cohesively with those around them and NOT disregarding the position they put others in. Had the fight been with a "real" villain, heroes could have died trying to protect them because they were a liability.
-In case you were wondering, the punishments are not sexist, they are quirk-est. Lol. What Ishiyama does can be dangerous, so Kirishima's quirk can protect him from trouble. Mina, however, can melt trash. And potentially use her quirk for things like cleaning hard water deposits (which normally takes a vinegar solution to do).
-The song Katsuki's mom, Mitsuki, has as her ringtone is actually some of the translated lyrics of Polaris, My Hero Academia's 4th season opening song.
-Fun fact, in my computer fixing class, my textbook actually said to bury CRT monitors in cement for proper disposal. Yes, that method has changed, but I find it hard not to use the old method for comedic value, especially because that method would still be used during the time frame this story is in. 2014-ish.. XD
-Sorry if my science is totally inaccurate. I'm just googling shit. XD
-Shiketsu is a lot like a police academy and is significantly more strict than UA, so I imagine Haru's experience, being a shy, easily discouraged person, would be mostly negative in relation to her teachers.
-I was thinking of "violet, you're turning violet!" during the jumpsuit inflation. XD
-Toru is remembering Paul Bunyan. The blue ox is Babe.
-the tall Danny from the picture that was dropping ice down the other Danny's jumpsuit wasn't actually Amorpho. It was Danny's duplicate being an ass to the original. XD But why would Toru suspect that? What person with the power to make clones lets them be an ass? (Besides twice lol)
-Look at them, they're too excited to speak is a reference to the first episode of Danny Phantom. When the portal opens behind Jack and the ectopi come out, attacking danny, sam and tucker. The kids are frozen, terrified, and Jack says, "You kids, look at you! You're too excited to speak! So I'll just go on speaking. I was born many years ago[…]"
-the green light Toru sees that bubbles around the portal is actually a ghost shield.
-I capitalized Ire because I kinda imagine that there is a specific kind of being that the Realms simply do not allow. It expressing ire to like gods of life or angels or something, is well-enough known in the Zone that there's a word for it. If one of those species tried to come in, it'd smite them for daring to enter.
-Fun fact, I actually had written the CW on the tag of the coat into the scene during chapter 4, but ended up removing it because it made everything too clunky.
-The Reboot 9000 had me dying when I came up with it. Literally just a boot that kicks the machine into rebooting (not actually—probably would just move an internal component like a bearing back into place, but shhh) xD
-I didn't originally have Jack as dyslexic. But then I got a tangential thought and was like, holy shit that makes so much sense for him. He's brilliant but struggled in school, is great at things dyslexics excel at but sucks at things they struggle with. Even in the ecto-acne returns episode, we find out his incorrect calculations cause Vlad's accident.
-Luke remembered something from when he was alive. That's what the moment between the two was about. In my headcannon, young ghosts are weak and start with a vague amnesia. As they age, they remember more about their previous life, because technically, they're trauma victims. In the Zone, Dani and Luke don't really eat, because there's plenty of ectoplasm and they don't need to. So he didn't have anything to jog that particular memory.
-"Now you have no choice. You have to take me!" Is a direct quote from Hocus Pocus. Where Max is saving Dani by drinking the potion the Sanderson sisters brewed up.
-Kamada uses Toru's first name without honorifics to stop her panic attack. It's very blunt for someone like Kamada, and would be very surprising to hear. Why she stresses it, though, comes back to the meaning of the word Toru. Persistence. She wants to remind Hagakure that she's someone who doesn't give up so easily.
Chapter 14: 12.2 Oh Wheeere Is My Hairbrush?
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Chapter Text
Dani, Luke and Gryphon at the Lost Holm!
Warning*** Part with Present Mic briefly references domestic abuse.
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
Friday, September 14th
7:18 am
Shell-shocked.
That was the best way to describe Izuku's state of mind. It was like white noise filled every murky corner of his brain when he thought about Kacchan, shutting off any and all intelligible thought. He'd talked to Aguni-sensei yesterday (in a serendipitously pre-scheduled session) and the therapist had assured him it was a natural response to trauma. That the mind could put things on hold that it wasn't quite ready to process.
He'd wanted to protest that this didn't qualify as trauma, per se, but found it hard to argue when his brain just kept…liquefying.
Kacchan was a brash fountain of infinite strength. He couldn't just…fail. Lose everything. All at once.
If only Izuku could hold—comfort, cry with—his friend. He knew Katsuki wouldn't allow it, but anything was better than this.
The greenet risked a bloodshot glance across the communal bathroom's sink well, past Kaminari to where Bakugo listlessly brushed pearly teeth. The boy who normally scrubbed at plaque like it was a mortal insult to his soul was gone, replaced by an automaton. In fact, Kacchan's movements were so sluggish, he could have been mistaken for a cold-climate lizard that had yet to sunbathe.
Izuku's eyes jumped past his rival, taking in Kirishima. The redhead was staring at Kacchan's hand with pinched brows.
Looks like Midoriya hadn't been the only one to notice Bakugo's slowness.
Suddenly, Eijiro's eyes were on Izuku. Pleading.
A cold sweat crept along his back but he found his spine steeling anyway. Antagonizing Bakugo was daunting, but it was a way to actually help. If the nitroglycerin-quirked teen didn't get his blood pressure up, he was going to pass out. Izuku'd never forgive himself if Kacchan slipped into a coma just because he couldn't take a few burns.
"K-kacchan."
Everyone in the bathroom froze, toothbrushes hanging half out of frothy mouths. Katsuki, however, didn't so much as twitch, blue bristles maintaining a circular motion against his teeth as his eyes kept their hundred-yard stare.
Izuku needed something more irritating than Bakugo's childhood nickname to get a rise. Something that wouldn't ultimately make things worse.
Spitting minty foam into the sink, he followed with, "I heard that Baku-chan is going to be moving in. It'll be nice to see her."
When several pops exploded down the way, Izuku knew he'd succeeded in getting Kacchan's attention.
For some reason, now that he had it, an idea popped into his mind.
A good chase might raise Kacchan's spirits.
Turning on the faucet and cupping his hands under the water, Izuku acted like he was going to rinse out his mouth. Halfway to his face, he threw his arms left, arcing the liquid into a projectile.
Denki squawked, hit by crossfire as the provoker pivoted and flashed out of the bathroom.
A split-second later, a smoke of pursuit obscured and smothered an afterimage of green sparks.
Friday, September 14th
7:42 am
Harsh breathing filled the air as Midoriya peeked around a corner. Poking at Kacchan had gone a little too well.
Black scorch marks peppered Izuku's grey jacket, the dark teal of one of his shoulder accents hanging by a thread.
Luckily, he'd lost the other boy when Aizawa had cocooned his pursuer in a capture scarf. But that left a bigger problem.
Aizawa-sensei.
Izuku half expected the man to come ghosting around the main campus building like an angry ogre, eyes glowing red and aura threatening.
When he didn't, the greenet sighed, but not in relief. That meant the Erasure hero would be more like a funnel spider, lying in wait for Izuku's inevitable return to Homeroom.
The bedraggled teen checked his phone. Forty-five minutes until class.
He couldn't go back to the dorms, for obvious reasons; but he could hardly stick around here. If he walked around campus without a supervisor for that long, there's no telling what Aizawa-sensei would do.
Midoriya's cell phone went off, startling him enough that he almost dropped the device. Checking the screen, he found his lips lifting at a text from Kirishima.
Thanks, Man! You're the best! Bakugo's already dropped six f-bombs in the past four minutes. :)
Thank goodness.
His phone chimed again.
Don't worry about your books and stuff. I'll bring em with to class.
Even better. Now he just needed to figure out what to do about killing ti—
Another ding.
Midoriya-shounen. Are you okay? Aizawa-sensei just called me.
All Might!
The mini-Might nearly scratched his screen with a fingernail in his haste to reply.
Yes! I'm fine! I'm just outside the main building.
Did you want to talk about it? I'm in my office right now.
Midoriya had already typed No, don't worry about it. I'm fine, and was ready to hit send when he paused. Hadn't he just been thinking he needed to find a supervisor? And he really did need to talk to All Might about something else. Holding down the backspace, he rewrote, Be there in a minute.
Stepping out from the corner he'd been hiding behind, Izuku approached one of the H-shaped building's main entrances and ducked inside. As tempting as it was to take the stairs, the athlete ignored them for the elevator, riding the lift up to the ninth floor where the faculty offices were.
It wasn't long before the motion-sensor lights led him down the hallway to the plain brown door of Yagi's office.
Slipping inside, Izuku wasn't expecting the lengthy, frail arms that instantly dragged him into a hug or the fresh tears that spilled down his face before he could stop them.
"I'm so sorry, Midoriya."
Great, ugly gasps rasped from weak lungs as he struggled to breath, throat closing and snot oozing from a red nose. The world faded and his thoughts floated away until a woolly suit jacket roughed his face enough to anchor him, tethering him to his sanity like a kite tied to a windy bluff.
The distraught student opened his mouth, a hissing wheeze escaping instead of the words he'd wished to form. Another shuddering breath and he tried again, this time with marginal success, "Kaccha—" hic "—n needed it. I—" another shaky breath "—had to get him worked up."
Izuku was reminded once again exactly why he loved Toshinori as the adult just gently nudged him toward the office's couch. "You aren't in trouble. Aizawa-san suspected you were trying to help. He called to see if I would check in on you."
For some reason, that brought more tears which Izuku frantically wiped away as he settled onto the green furniture. The cushions dipped next to him and he caught the tail end of his mentor leaning back, one hand still lightly holding Izuku's shoulder even as he coughed to the side.
"Sorry, All Might. I know I need to stop being such a crybaby."
"I think I'll let it go, just this once." The skeletal man raised his free hand, a finger going to thin lips as if to say "shh".
Izuku released a choked laugh, but it was enough to remind him why he was actually here.
All Might-sensei needed to know about Lunch Lady's attack on Kanagawa. The curly-haired boy had promised Ojiro-kun he wouldn't say anything, but seeing his tailed friend come home from the punitive meeting yesterday had changed his mind.
The blonde had never been so still. (Not literally. He'd moved. He'd talked. He'd interacted. But something had gone from the boy that "motion" just didn't cover.) He'd seemed so blank, smile reassuring as a Nopperabo donning a Noh mask.
Still, Izuku had to be smart about telling.
If Ojiro-kun found out he had, the greenet wasn't sure the other teen would ever forgive him. But, if All Might came across the article on his own, through some well-timed hints, well, technically he'd be keeping his promise.
"Thanks. Everything just really caught up to me all at once." Izuku carefully extracted himself out of the taller male's personal space, scooting a couple inches away so that their thighs were no longer touching. "I feel better."
"Can I get you anything? Water? Juice? Tea?" Yagi asked, already turning toward a small mini fridge in the corner of the room and pushing off from the couch.
"No, thank you. I was actually hoping to talk to you about setting up a field trip for the class. Things have been really rough and I think it might be good for everyone to get a day off campus. I hear there are a lot of temples near the Kanagawa shopping mall that would be great to do research on for our upcoming Kamakura project. Maybe we can go there."
"Do I really need to remind you that UA is in lockdown?" Toshinori lifted a (mostly hairless) brow ridge and popped open the door to the fridge. Spindly fingers clamped down over a small juice box, drawing it out like an arcade claw before closing the fridge and puncturing the container with a straw.
"We could bring a ton of security! It doesn't have to be unsafe! I've just been seeing a lot of articles lately about how cool the area is. I really think it would help us get our minds off the green Nom—"
"—Midoriya-shounen, you know why we can't do that." Izuku winced as All Might plopped back down on the couch with a sigh, sucking at his sugary drink until the laminated cardboard dimpled.
Izuku took a breath, blowing out frustration. "Can you at least just think about it? Look into the area a bit? I bet if you did some research, Nezu would have to listen to you."
"I'm sorry, Midoriya. You have to understand. There's really nothing I can do to change the staff's mind on this."
Izuku's jaw clenched, then relaxed. This was going to be harder than he thought.
He'd have to try again later. If he kept pushing it'd be suspicious. And if All Might didn't stop being so dense, he was going to say the wrong thing and incriminate himself despite his best efforts.
Friday, September 14th
8:57 am
Carl Johnson's lanky frame shouted up at the auditorium, reminding his students that the assignment on identifying RAM types was due Monday.
Danny slouched, holding a throbbing head as he uncapped his thermos and took a swig of the peppery, nutmeg-lemonade flavor he associated with ectoplasm. A nearby student gave a weird look, nose crinkled, but after Danny's mechanical-pencil-ray misfire last Friday, she refused to comment. Not worth getting involved with a "Fenton", he was sure.
Normally, he'd find that level of shallow behavior mildly annoying, but right now he was just thankful he could nurse his hangover in peace. It was pretty funny watching her endure the scent of "antiseptics and chemotherapy chemicals" in self-imposed silence, though.
"Okay, Class! Enjoy your weekend and I'll see you all Monday!" As per usual, Mr. Johnson was the first one out the door.
Danny rose, grabbed his red bag and started down the aisle. He hadn't bothered unpacking anything today as it had taken all his effort just to listen beyond the pounding in his ears. Pushing by peers that leaned aside to let him pass, the halfa ghosted toward the door.
Huh. That'd been surprisingly easy. Normally there was at least an iota of resistance for anyone trying to leave right away.
Oh. Whoops.
Danny sucked his aura back into himself, removing his "pain" from the air. Several students at the end of the row nearest him visibly sagged and he ducked through the door feeling somewhat guilty.
The second he got to the other side, his two best friends fell into step beside him.
They were here early. Especially Sam.
Danny eyed the goth suspiciously until she queried, "Soooo. How are you feeling?" The words were considerately quiet, barely a murmur, and the pieces clicked into place.
"My head feels like it got hit by a sledgehammer." (He'd know.) "But other than that, I'm good. No more nausea, at least. Things are still a bit bright, but at least the sound sensitivity's gone."
"Oh sweet! That means I don't have to whisper," Tucker called loudly, grinning at the other boy's discomfort.
Sam elbowed the technogeek's side and rolled her eyes as Danny stepped in front, leading the two down the stairwell and outside to a set of empty picnic tables.
Danny felt a hum in his chest as he sat down that caused him to look over at his friends. Their breath frosted the air and there wasn't a speck of winter gear between them. Not even Sam, who normally had an array of fleece-lined, print-covered leggings for Fall. Stealing glances at the bright, formless cloud cover above them, he offered, "We can go inside, if it's too cold."
"Nah, Man. This is fine," Tuck assured, plopping on the other side of the table and pulling out his phone. "You wanted to complain about something ghostly, right?"
"How did you know that?" Danny whined, hiding his head in an arm cradle. "I haven't even said anything yet."
"Oh I don't know. Maybe the fact that you took point on our walk and led us to a place devoid of people?" Sam teased.
Tucker just shook his head, commenting "Clueless," before absentmindedly opening a Digimon emulator and tacking on, "Don't forget a Scrambler."
Scrambler. RIGHT. Danny lifted his head and a sharp jab to his brain reminded him exactly why he'd forgotten to use the power.
Hurrying to flood the area with technopathy, he nudged all nearby machines to "ignore" outside sights and sounds.
"So? What's up?" Sam's arms were already wrapped around herself, but she didn't comment on the chill.
Ice-cold energy crept from Danny's core, pouring up his throat and out his eyes in a way that turned their normal blue ethereal. The temperature surrounding his friends skyrocketed fifteen degrees at the same time that fat snowflakes began to fall over the school's baseball fields.
Bile suddenly rose in his gullet and he turned around, vomiting into the grass.
"Danny! We said it was fine! Don't overextend yourself!" Sam scolded, her tone telling him just how exasperating he was to be around even as he felt a slender hand start to rub circles on his back.
"Can I just—?" The ravenet looked pleadingly at the stinking pile of neon-green-oatmeal.
"No!" came at the same time as, "Please, Dude, or I'm gonna hurl too."
Danny spread intangibility through his shoe to the ground and the vomit disappeared into the grass like magic.
"Tucker!" Sam seethed, steadying Danny through another wave of nausea.
"Hey, don't be too mad, Sam. At least my powers actually work today. Yesterday was awful! I had to move to the Ops Center after I burst a pipe just getting water. Thank God the girls were in the lab."
"It's probably just a side effect of the whiskey. You do have one heck of a hangover," Tuck reminded, as if Danny had even a chance of forgetting.
"You don't understand. Yesterday was bad. I lost my pants. And set my shirt on fire. At the same time," the supernatural boy deadpanned.
"Well, have you made any headway on why everyone's powers are acting up?" Sam inquired, grabbing Danny's thermos out of his bag, uncapping it and handing it to him with a no-nonsense expression.
Danny accepted it without a fight, sucking in a gulp of the viscous liquid before responding, "Not yet. But Frostbite said he's looking into some weird radio wave that's been broadcasting in the Zone. He seems to think it might be related. Some kind of discourse thing."
"Ask if it got stronger yesterday or something," Tucker cut in. "That'd give you a pretty good idea if it's the source of the problem.
"True," Danny acknowledged, tipping back the rest of his drink. "But I don't want solutions right now. I want to vent! You should have seen the size of my—"
"EW! No! Gross! There is no way that you can end that sentence that will be okay," Sam cut him off.
"Whaaaat? I was just talking about a ghost shield," Danny responded innocently, blinking big baby blues at his disgusted friend.
"Suuuure you were," Tuck laughed, looking up from his game with a grin as Danny fought his own smile.
"It's true! I sneezed! Blasted a fifty foot ghost shield. Right out of my nose!"
"WOW, would you look at that?" Sam made a show of rubbing her arms. "Goosebumps. I'm officially cold." The goth pushed herself up from the table and extracted herself from the bench. "Time to go inside!"
The boys shared a glance before following Sam's lead, snickers chasing her brisk-paced form all the way to the Arts Center.
Friday, September 14th
10:33 am
Tokyo Central Trauma Center. How may I help you?
"Hi, I'd like to speak to Hoshizora-sensei. Would you be a dear and transfer me to him?"
Are you a patient or family member of his?
"No, I—"
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you won't be able to speak to him unless you have an appointment or have been admitted to our ER.
Color bloomed in Chiyo's cheeks and she pursed her lips. Now that was just downright rude. Was this how Central hospital treated people these days?
"My name is Shuzenji, Chiyo." The grandma kept her tone even and soft, like she was talking to someone particularly slow. "Also known as Recovery Girl. I am neither a patient, nor a moocher. I need to speak to my colleague about a work related issue." An edge hardened her next words, sharp as an obsidian blade, "If you would be so kind."
Shuzenji-sensei!? An office chair suddenly creaked in the background,the wheels thuddering along something plastic, possibly a floor mat, before the receiver muffled and the person on the other end called out something indistinct. Someone else apparently answered, because a second later the phone returned to clarity and she breathed, He's with a patient right now, but if you leave your number with me I can have him call you—oh wait, he just got out. HOSHIZORA-SENSEI! Chiyo pulled the phone away from her ear at the yell. Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to—I just—here! the receptionist squeaked and clattery static filtered through the line.
Uhm, hello? The words sounded more than a little confused. This is Hoshizora.
"Ryuji-kun! Hello, Dear. This is Shuzenji." Chiyo let warmth into her tone. The reason for her call might be grave, but she wouldn't let it interfere with genuine happiness at talking to an old resident.
Shuzenji-sensei?! the chicken-dinosaur hybrid squawked. How have you been?
"I'm sorry Sweetheart, but I don't have time for a social call right now." Chiyo easily pushed regret into her voice. "I wouldn't mind one when I'm less busy, but I'm on a mission right now."
Oh, of course! Sorry! What-What did you need?
"A direct line to reach you in the future would be much appreciated, for starters. Your receptionist is a bit like Shiitake-kun used to be, before I set him straight," the elder chuckled.
Ah…
"Second, I need to do a patient sweep. I'm sure you've heard about the missing students. Hagakure Toru and Kamada Haru."
Yes. I'd heard. My condolences.
Chiyo could have corrected him, reminded him that the girls could still be alive and well. But this was her old student. They both knew the statistics.
A few mouse clicks and keyboard taps later, Hoshizora answered Chiyo's request, No patients have come in under those names. And no invisible Yamada Hanako's.
Hair and eye color of the other student?
"Grey for both."
Any mutations?
"None."
It was a good thing Chiyo was a doctor and a hero. Otherwise bypassing PPC wouldn't have been near so simple.
No one's coming up. But I'll let you know in the future if that changes. My number's—
Chiyo hurried to scribble down the string of digits, glad she'd had a pen and paper nearby for notes.
"Thanks, Ryuji-kun. Sorry to have our first talk in a long time be all business."
No, not at all. I remember how you operate. It was good to hear your voice, at least.
"Yours too. I'll call again another time, but I have to go for now. Lots to do."
Talk to you later, then.
"Bye."
Chiyo sagged in her chair, eyes scrolling over a long list of hospitals in the area.
Placing a check near Central, she exhaled.
Work to do, indeed.
Friday, September 14th
11:17 am
Hizashi Yamada rubbed puffy, dark eyes. He hadn't gotten much sleep last night, knowing what the staff had been forced to decide on. Removing students from the hero course for misconduct was something UA did not do lightly. In fact, the last time it'd happened, Hizashi had been a student.
It also didn't help that the decision came on the heels of two voluntary unenrollments from the hero course.
Yamada took a slow breath, counted to seven and released it.
Dwelling and moping wasn't going to help any of his students, but continuing to go through fanmail might help Hagakure.
The talk show host looked over at a mountain of papers next to him, its jumbled slopes stark white against the forest green of his office couch.
He was in the hour between periods, so he had some time. Best to get to it.
Tying his hair in a ponytail with a black elastic band, he grabbed an envelope at random from the chaotic mess and tore it open. A letter withdrew and green-yellow eyes scanned for a red mark. Seeing scarlet crayon above a sloppy scrawl of hiragana, the hero grimaced, already bracing himself for what news this little listener might have to share.
It was always harder when children used the SOS notation.
Their problems could be as simple as a stray cat not showing up for dinner. But sometimes, sometimes they were much worse. Those letters and voicemails always broke his heart no matter how quickly he could get child protective services involved.
Luckily, this one seemed to be mismarked. He should probably feel annoyed that the kid didn't understand the importance of a red tag, but all he really felt was relief.
Hi Mr Pres൭Nt Mic.
My -m- naMe iss Sou-chan. I found anew fri൭nd that might B coOl -2- TOo HAVe on you're sho-uu-w. No 1 is lice him. He iz licE A NEW aniMle.
PS pleez have HIm on! He is so coOL!
Below the heartfelt note was a drawing that wasn't a stick figure, but may as well have been. Yellow circles framed out a disproportionate body with nine strands of hair and a smile in brown. Beside the figure (labeled with an arrow as "Me") was a lime green circle. Big red eyes looked out from the blob that was aptly named "Watrmellen".
Yamada felt a smile creep onto his face. He might just have to have Sou-chan and his pet watermelon on the show. But not right now.
Standing up and walking to the far wall, the celebrity pinned the letter to a cork board full of favorites before turning back around and eyeing the couch.
He should probably switch to voicemails. They tended to be a lot easier to sort through and had more recent information.
Strolling over to his desk, Hazashi opened a drawer and grabbed out his "tip line" work phone. Swiping the lock screen open, he held the "1" on the device's keypad until the cell started to ring.
Please enter your password.
1365.
You have_ twenty-seven_ new messages.
There were a lot today. Hopefully, that meant actual news on the missing girls.
Thursday, September thirteenth, 9:02 pm.
"Hi, Present Mic. I wanted to report a possible drug dealer in the Minato ward near block twelve. Petite female with short black hair, pale skin and some kind of toad-controlling quirk. She often meets with—"
Hizashi skipped the message, noting the timestamp and "drug dealer" on a nearby notepad for his secretary. She could go back over the message later, but right now, the Voice hero had bigger fish to fry.
Friday, September 14th
1:03 pm
A rush of heat and hazy smoke escaped the door that Snipe opened, swirling out into the chill Autumn before drifting away on a breeze.
Today he wore his underground hero attire, standard cowboy threads replaced by a gothic-steampunk bodysuit well suited to a shitty vampire movie. His face was exposed for once, right half displaying a mottling of shiny pink skin. It didn't matter though, he fit right in.
Before even stepping into the seedy establishment, the sharpshooter scanned between grungy bar stools, posters, dartboards and a pool table, spotting no less than three low-level villains each with their own set of scars.
His own contact stayed hunched in the shadow of a booth, full cowl drawn up over a yawning darkness.
Snipe strolled over to the bar, lifting a hand in a casual, two finger salute. Shortly after, a pair of shot glasses clinked down in front of him, filled to the brink with a clear liquid.
"You want that on your tab, Bullet?"
A quick nod before he snagged the drinks and strode purposefully toward his "friend".
Red vinyl creaked under Snipe's weight as he slid into the booth and peered through the shadows of his contact's hood, not at all surprised when a variety of eyes looked back.
"Grave Robber." Snipe inclined his head.
An apt name for someone who accumulated extra body parts from corpses.
A mass, in-tandem blink returned the greeting before a raspy voice replied, "I called in because I found something on one of my 'walks'. It seems I'm in possession of a hot commodity right now. That is…to the right buyer."
The less than law-abiding citizen reached into his cloak.
Beneath the table, Snipe drew and aimed his gun in one smooth motion, posture remaining deceptively lackadaisy.
The dim light of the table lamp caught and highlighted the edge of something distinctly electronic before his informant hastily tucked the item back away.
Snipe found himself leaning forward, curiosity piqued. "Oh, and what leads you to believe I'm the 'right buyer' for this particular piece?"
"Haven't you heard?" Grave Robber's multi-colored eyes twinkled and his voice lowered, "Things have been disappearing lately. Important things. In impossible to reach places."
The underground hero's eyes narrowed, focus intensifying on the person in front of him even as his ears strained for possible eavesdroppers.
Words coming out even lower than his companion's, Snipe demanded, "And what, exactly, does this have to do with your product?"
"Thing's've been going missing…" A tentacle slithered onto the table, tracing a slimy circle on the wood. "But they've also been turning up." Grave Robber's hood tilted back, just enough that a hint of light made its way onto the lumpy flesh of what should have been a chin. "Unnatural things."
A thrill shot up Snipe's spine as a serrated smile bloomed on marred skin, overflowing with entirely too many teeth.
Friday, September 14th
2:00 pm
Jazz Fenton lounged on top of her little brother's bed, the dark purple comforter hiding a set of NASA themed sheets. Hair twirling around a finger, she flipped through The Beginner's Guide to Counseling and Therapy. It'd been a while since she'd read it and she was due for a refresher.
A sharp tug to the scalp pulled her attention away from the book and she glanced over at her hand.
"How the heck did I manage that?" Jazz breathed, mildly cross as she frowned at a tangle of red hair.
The difference between an intentional and compulsive lie would have to wait.
Tucking a bookmark into place, Jazz leaned over a small, white dresser to the side of the bed. Lifting several sheets of paper, she frowned, finding only a bracelet nestled beneath the stack. Putting it on and ignoring the tinkling charms, she opened the top drawer.
Where the heck was her hairbrush?! She knew she left it here.
Ugh.
Maybe someone moved it.
Jumping to check the upstairs bathroom, her lips pursed when the vanity yielded no results either.
She sure had been losing a lot of stuff lately.
Either the girls were hoarding her things, Dad was pilfering again, or there was a ghost involved.
What was her life that she even had to include that last theory?
The front door of the house creaked open before thumping closed and Jazz turned toward the sound.
Must be Danny. Mom and Dad were already on the plane to Switzerland and wouldn't be back until Tuesday. Maybe he'd know who was taking her things. She'd bet good money on Youngblood.
As she headed toward the staircase and past her room where the girls worked on homework, she heard shoes flop to the floor and the fridge open a moment later.
Straight to food and no footsteps. Definitely Danny. A fond smile cracked Jazz's scowl and she crossed the living room. Slowing to a stop at the cased opening to the kitchen, her eyes landed on the ravenet as he rubbed at his temples in the light of the fridge. Her own problems faded to the background.
He still had a headache?
Danny's eyes suddenly winced shut and Jazz froze halfway through a turn toward the medicine cabinet. A swirl of green had appeared above her little brother's head, just barely missing his hair.
Was that…a portal?!
It vanished.
Taking a breath and cracking his eyes back open, Danny reached into the freezer.
What was a portal doing—
The tall male tugged at some frozen vegetables that someone (probably Dad) had crammed in; only for the bag to rip, sending broccoli and carrots spewing to the floor.
Danny jumped back with a hiss and another little current of ectoplasm formed on the kitchen table at his back, the salt shaker vanishing through.
No WAY.
Starting forward, foot raising to accept her weight, Jazz announced, "Danny! I figured it—"
Her brother startled badly, a much larger portal opening between them.
Jazz's eyes popped wide as her step disappeared into air.
Notes:
Thank god! Finally! We have the first major reveal/confirmation! And it's not nearly as satisfying as it should be because Danny's in even greater shit. I have been waiting for forever to write this chapter! Really happy with how it turned out, too. Which is a huge relief. Loved the part with Grave Robber. Really like that he follows the theme of "people with scary quirks often end up as villains because of discrimination theme"
*Nick Wilde voice* Did I write this fic exclusively to show a ridiculous origin story for Danny's Portal Ability? Yes, yes I did. Is that the reason I was cagey about having even the most basic of summary descriptions? Fuck yes. Is that the sole reason Danny is the age he is? Absolutely. XD
Dan shows mastery of the ability at age 24. Which means Danny has had it at least a couple years. But because I'm showing reasonable growth, I didn't want him to get it right away. But can you imagine? Having a power like that just start happening? On its own? Until you can figure out how to control it?
Chapter Notes:
-Baku-chan is going to be Izuku's nickname for Bakugo's mom. Inko and Mitsuki are good friends and have been for a long time. I imagine Bakugo might have been hard to pronounce for a young mido, so he shortened it. Ironically, baku is a japanese monster that eats bad dreams. So Mitsuki's personality could be seen as monstrous (because of her aggression), but she's also very sweet. She probably helped soothe him in distressing times when he was little, much like a baku chases away bad dreams.
-Nopperabo is the Japanese monster without a face. They are often depicted stealing and wearing other's faces to feel whole. A noh mask is a human-style mask that is honestly pretty creepy, and is often smiling.
-Kamakura is a period in Japan's history where feudalism and samurai really kicked off.
-antiseptics and chemotherapy chemicals is how Val described ectoplasm smelling in the first chapter. In my HC, ectoplasm smells good to ghosts, but bad to humans. Since Danny is a halfa, it just smells somewhat strange to him.
-Japan has Kanji, Hiragana and Katakana for their writing. Katakana is for foreign words and Hiragana is for domestic ones. But both of those two are relatively simple and have a fixed "48 syllable alphabet". The difficult one to learn is kanji, as there are thousands of characters. As you can imagine, most kids write in a mix of hiragana and katakana, so even without the childish scrawl, Yamada would know he was reading a child's letter.
-Japan doesn't really have street names. They go by wards and prefectures and blocks.
-Hoshizora is a rare Japanese name that means starry sky. Ryuji is a male first name that means dragon child. This is in reference to the fact that Chiyo is calling the doctor from cannon that is based off of Yoshi (that one looks like a chicken hybrid). One, because he is birdlike, it makes sense to have sky in his name. Two, he's a dragon, for obvious reasons. And three, one of the places in super mario world that you were able to get every single color of yoshi was star road, which was above the clouds and backdropped by a starry night sky.
-I have decided the Toad-easter egg doctor will be Shiitake.
-PPC is the equivalent of HIPPA in the states.
-Yamada Hanako is the equivalent of Jane Doe.
-I don't actually know what Snipe's face looks like, btw. Just thought it'd be cool to give him a reason for wearing a full mask. I really like the idea of Snipe having to cover his scars as a hero, because I imagine they'd interfere with putting people at ease in bad situations. Especially children.
-The reason that Grave Robber wants to sell to "Bullet" rather than another villain is because it's safer. He knows Snipe isn't going to leak where he got the item from. So even though he'd get less selling to a "hero", he doesn't have to worry about other people coming after him trying to figure out where he acquired it. (Most villains don't know that Bullet is a hero.)
Chapter 15: 13.1 Ulcers All Around
Notes:
Hey, ya'll! I'm back. I took the small break that I said I was gonna take like two chapters ago. Hahaha. My stupid ass ended up writing a Malcolm in the Middle x DP oneshot for Ectober. And also a Skyrim x DP fic that has just become a WIP. X.X I have drawn perk trees, made whole new spell charts and just remade the magic system for Danny because I am a *special snowflake*. So much for my stress relief, just for funsies one-shot. XD
I actually had most of this "chapter" (13.1, not the whole thing) written like a month ago, but I couldn't post because there was just one part that was being an SOB riiiight at the beginning. I only finally got it to work like 3 days ago after like 6 rewrites.
WE'VE CRESTED 100K WORDS, FOLKS! THAT'S A BIG MILESTONE! AND WE'RE ALMOST AT THE ONE YEAR MARK! AND WE HIT OVER 300 KUDOS!!! Craziness.
Shout out this week-
Aikoiya- For those cool tumblr posts you made and talking with me so much about my story. I love it! You are a freaking nice person, my dude.
Evvarr- For your continued readership. <3
MiniOsprey- For your first comment? I think. My brain is kinda liquid right now.
PlagueGhost For all the "kudos" haha. Honestly, just seeing your name in the comments lets me know that you are still reading and on-board, and I really appreciate it.
DP_Marvel94- Holy crap, what didn't you do? You've really been boosting my mood all month. Thank you. Truly.
Confused87- For letting me know someone has read my story more than once. I never expected that, like at all. And it is so flattering. (also, I am still laughing over the Skulker idea. XD)Up to 302 Kudos, 140 bookmarks and 190 subscriptions!
The audio for this chapter can be found here:
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"Tea wa dokodesu ka?" [Where is the tea?] For scenes from an English character's POV that does not understand Japanese except for any words shown in bold, which may be none. The bracketed translation is for the audience.
"Dialogue in Japanese that is getting translated in real-time." If all words are in bold, the English character can understand everything that is being spoken in Japanese.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
Friday, September 14th
2:12 pm
"—AAAZ—!"
Jazz's foot just barely cleared the portal behind her before her brother's shout abruptly cut off.
Stumbling slightly from what was apparently just a six inch drop, the redhead managed to catch herself on a piece of wicker furniture. When she looked up, it was to an expanse of potted squash plants colonizing a serene rooftop. A gentle breeze tickled her face, and the chill added to her mood despite the sun.
"Gosh darnit!" Jazz fumed, stomping over to the edge of the building as she mussed her hair in frustration. Raising a fist at the sky and shaking it, she yelled, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!"
She found out Danny was the cause of the portals and now she couldn't tell anyone?!
AAARGHHHH!
Danny must have done something to piss the universe off. That was the only explanation she was willing to accept at this point. He had to have broken too many mirrors fighting ghosts over the years, or something, because this was ridiculous.
Gazing out over distinctly Eastern style architecture, she worried her lip. The people with mutations in the crowd below meant it was possible that this was Hagakure and Kamada-san's dimension. But what if it wasn't? What if she was trapped somewhere else entirely. What if—?
"A-a-ano. Hello?" [U-u-uhm, H-hello?]
Konnichi wa? Definitely Japan.
Jazz snapped around, greeted by the sight of an elderly gentleman hovering half-out of the door to the building's stairwell. His sage-green shirt was mostly visible, but only a single one of his legs poked through the door, the other still inside and clearly ready for a quick getaway.
Jazz's normally milky complexion paled to paper-white.
Right. This was somebody's residence.
Suddenly self-conscious, she reached up to touch at a nest of now thoroughly-ratty hair.
Despite the twenty or so feet between them, the man flinched.
CRUD. She must look like a crazy person that had climbed onto his roof to have a shouting match with the voices.
Cheeks doing a 180 from lack of color to full-bloom red, she stilled, halting her hands from their automatic urge to hide her face. Taking a breath, she shifted her posture to non-threatening, dropping her arms until they hung loose at her sides and relaxing her shoulders.
"I'm sorry; I'm stuck up here. Can you help me get down, please?" Jazz asked, slowly pointing to herself a couple times before down at the sidewalk below, hoping her tone would come across even if the words didn't. "Help. Please," she repeated, when the man's thinning eyebrows scrunched down in confusion.
"Sumimasen, I don't understand," [I'm sorry, I don't understand,] he shrugged helplessly.
Well, at least with how often Hakagure-san liked to say wakarimasen, she'd understood most of that sentence.
Man, this would be a heck of a lot easier if—
OH DUH.
This was one of those rare times Jazz could just feel how closely related she was to her brother as she held up a finger in the universal sign for "wait a minute".
The guy relaxed as she drew out her phone, seeming to understand that she was having trouble communicating because she was an English speaker, rather than someone with a neurological disorder. Pushing the door he'd been hiding behind the rest of the way open, he stoppered it in place and stepped out on the roof.
Jazz felt her heart skip a beat as the grandpa emerged from the shadows, his other sweatpant leg coming into view.
A decal of a man posed proudly on the light-tan fabric, flashing a smile as his massive hands gripped a set of bulging, muscular thighs.
All Might.
Kamada had gushed about the blonde hero enough times in the past week that Jazz would recognize the rip-off Fighting America anywhere.
He even looked the same age as he did in the pictures on Kamada's phone.
It seemed things were looking up.
Friday, September 14th
2:12 pm
-Simultaneously-
"JAAAZZ!" Danny's scream echoed through the house, shaking the large, black canister light near the ceiling and rattling the kitchen cabinets.
The kidnapper took his sister FROM RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!
It had to be a revenge scheme! The villain knew Danny was getting involved with the girls. And Jazz—
"Danny! I figured it—"
Oh God. She knew who it was. She'd made a breakthrough, and was coming to tell him.
The person took her to silence her.
"They took her!"
They were going to kill her.
Danny's core railed, condensing in his chest like a snowball into ice.
He had to go—He had to save her. He—!
Suddenly there was warmth.
Arms?
Human. Mine. Protect.
The cold sucked back into his core so fast he felt dizzy, rapidly reheating a chilled room.
"DAANNY-SAN! Danny-san!"
The halfa tried to focus on the voice as he turned his head, angling it down as he went.
The person attached to him was so small. So…fragile.
Danny's eyes wandered over a rounded chin, past a button nose, and up to a pair of almond eyes guarded by thick, long lashes.
They were trying to tell him something. But what?
Danny snapped back to himself with sudden clarity as another person stumbled into the room.
A weird energy trickled away from his eyes like sand from an hourglass and he blinked, the image of the first girl disappearing like a lost dream. Only a pair of hollow jeans and a shirt remained, the ebony sleeves of a sweater clasping him in a hug.
Hagakure.
Danny gulped in a breath that sounded entirely too much like a wheeze and his heart lurched in an unnatural beat.
When did he start sweating?
Oh. He needed to—he needed.
Focusing on his breathing, Danny inhaled.
One. Two. Three.
Exhale.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
The air was cool on his face. His converse rubbed at the back of his right heel—he needed to glue one of the worn edges back down. Focus.
Keep counting. Even breaths.
The cabinet across from him had a chip in it. He should buy touch-up paint.
His body felt tingly, like all his hair had been tickled.
Gooseflesh.
Rubbing his fingers together, he noted the rough of callus skin and fingerprints.
His clothes were cold.
Hagakure was warm.
Danny opened his eyes.
Just when had he closed them?
"I'm—I'm okay." A shuddering breath; then, a rapid, "They took Jazz."
"Ano—watu about Jazz-san? Tuu faastu," Kamada asked, watching his lips closely.
"Mou ichido, onegai shimasu," [One more time, please,] Hagakure agreed as she finally let go of the tall male and stepped back a few feet.
Danny played the Japanese back in his head. Wait. He knew that phrase. Duh. They needed the Gabber.
Numbly grabbing into his pocket, Danny slid out his phone and turned on the app.
"They took Jazz. The kidnapper caught her with a portal when she came to tell me something." It was like a fresh bucket of ice dropped down Danny's back at the recount. His breath hitched and its successors immediately turned shallow.
"I don't—I've looked into everything I can. I don't have any more leads." Danny buried his face in his hands. "Clockwork won't help. I need to save her, but—but how can I if I don't know where she is!?"
Hagakure's voice was even as she admonished, "Danny-san, calm down."
The halfa's hands dropped in a snap and his resulting glare was sharp. "Calm down? You want me to calm down?! SOME PSYCHOPATH KIDNAPPED MY SISTER!"
"Danny-san, I think what Toru-san is trying to say is that panicking doesn't help," Haru broke in, soft voice more jarring to Danny than even Hagakure's steady one. "We should call Tucker-san. Maybe he can track Jazz-san's phone."
"And we should check the residue from the portal while it's fresh," Hagakure chimed in.
The anger left Danny in a rush, and suddenly, he was just so tired.
What was wrong with him? Snapping at people who were trying to help? With sound advice, no less.
He hadn't let his obsession so thoroughly trounce him in years.
"I'm sorry." Danny was going to elaborate, but saw he didn't need to. Kamada's face and Hagakure's body language told him they understood.
And they would. Better than anyone.
Standing up straight, Danny opened his contacts and dialed Tucker.
Friday, September 14th
2:27 pm
Jazz strolled down an urban sidewalk, running fingers through bright orange hair in an attempt to remove the plethora of knots. Getting it somewhat under control, she reached into her back pants pocket and grabbed out a phone, opening it to the Notes app. A document labeled "FDR" filled the screen and her lips turned up automatically.
"Jazz, get the POTUS plans!" a younger Danny yelled, watching as FentonWork's kitchen went up in green flames.
"The what?!"
"Execute order 32!"
"Danny, this is no time for jokes!" Jazz retorted, throwing the door to the fridge open and slamming her hand on one of two buttons next to the ham. Blue showered from above, covering everything in what looked like men's shaving cream. "I don't even get it!"
"C'mon Jazz, you're the history buff," Danny whined, hand visor protecting a pair of ice-blue puppy eyes, "If you don't, no one will."
At her little brother's pleading, Jazz groaned, scooping a glob of foam off the floor and plopping it on her chin to stroke in thought.
It had ended up being a joke about Franklin Delano Roosevelt. For the sole reason that his initials shared an acronym with the Fenton Disaster Response plans.
Danny was such a dork.
Smile fading with the memory, Jazz swiped through the document's pages until her thumb stalled over "So You Fell Through a Natural Portal".
That was probably the closest she was going to get to her current predicament.
Weaving around a colorful, A-frame sign, Jazz huffed a laugh. The instructions started eerily similar to the Prime Directive, which meant Dad must have written them. Although…maybe it was a joint effort, seeing as cute, precise doodles peppered the margins. The ninja hiding behind the words "be stealthy" definitely had her thinking of Mom.
Looking through the "possible outcomes" section, Jazz winced, reminded just how lucky she'd been. She could have portalled anywhere or anywhen. There was no fail-safe to keep her from winding up as a corpse-sicle in outer space or a splatter mark on the ground after a mile-high drop.
Yet somehow, she'd ended up entirely uninjured and in a non-hostile environment, able to pass as a typical resident (albeit a quirkless one) using knowledge she'd gleaned from Hagakure and Kamada-san. She even had a freaking translator, for goodness sake, a map and a coat. It was practically a guaranteed recipe for success.
The last two items were even new.
Ito-san, the gentleman who'd owned the garden, had been the one to give them to her. He'd been very adamant that she take them after he learned how she'd been stranded on the roof by an overzealous prank.
She felt bad about the lie; but she really did need the work jacket (it was chilly), and her Google Maps was not only outdated beyond belief, but couldn't connect to the internet.
Besides, a prank had been pulled on her. One that technically involved a "quirk". It just so happened that the universe, or perhaps Clockwork, was the instigator rather than some fictional girl from her sight-seeing tour.
Finally reaching the end of the block, Jazz maneuvered her phone between her last three fingers, leaving her pointer and thumb free to unfold the travel brochure.
Was it this corner? Or the next? It was so hard to tell when none of the roads had names or signs.
Apparently sensing her confusion, a pedestrian approached, his seamless, concrete body making little noise as he shifted several plastic grocery bags from one sculpted arm to the other. "Tetsudaimashou ka?" [Would you like some help?]
The surprisingly smooth voice had Jazz scrambling to minimize her Notes in favor of the Gabber app. "Uhhhh. Just a second, I didn't catch that." Then, "One more time, please."
"Oh, an American! I was asking if you wanted any help." Squinty black eyes crinkled in a smile as they glanced at the map.
Jazz found herself mirroring the expression. "That would be wonderful."
After only a few minutes of back and forth, blue pen covered the paper—a path and several landmarks inking it.
With another smile and a quick, "Arigatou!" Jazz was off, on the hunt for a minimart.
It didn't take long to find, but she still felt compelled to duck inside. It wouldn't do to start her journey with the wrong Lawson, which was, apparently, a fairly common chain around here.
The owner was thrilled, asking for pointers on how to pronounce several English words and insisting the interaction be in Jazz's native tongue. Somehow, the foreigner left the store with a warm riceball shoved into each coat pocket.
Japanese people were just so…so nice.
What was their secret? Their culture? How they were raised?
Even completely ignoring the superhero aspect of their society, this place was fascinating.
The young psychiatrist's brain worked overtime, half keeping an eye out for a yellow building while the other half people-watched in search of answers.
MUSTARD.
The garish color pulled the American's attention away from a toddler helping his dad sweep the sidewalk.
Stone guy had said the yellow building would be hard to miss. But wow. Jazz didn't even know that brick came in that hue.
Orienting herself off a nearby parking garage, she set out again, this time for a WacDonald's. A smile sprouted on her face and the traveler shook her head, keeping an eye on the far side of the street.
Alternate dimension indeed.
When a set of inverted, golden arches finally came into view, Jazz sidestepped a bird-headed man in a business suit and pressed the button for the crosswalk.
It was a left before the WacDonald's, not after.
The light turned green and a small pod of humans rushed to absorb her, depositing her on the other side of the road and leaving the girl to continue straight on her own.
Within several blocks, foot traffic slowed to a trickle, then disappeared entirely, this section of the city proving far less interesting than the shop-lined district behind.
Jazz pocketed her map and grabbed at her bracelet, sorting through its charms before finding the ones she wanted and wiggling them free.
Taking the silver band off, she held the jewelry parallel to the horizon and called, "Ecto heckto!", satisfied when the ring lit neon green.
Hmm. This was going to be tricky without a table.
Spying a short, cobblestone wall nearby, she strolled over, holding the glowing band an inch and a half over it. A quick drop through the hoop like a basketball had her "earring charms" growing in size, revealing their true identity to be Fenton Phones.
Jazz wasted no time, snatching the comms system up and fitting it in her ears.
"Testing, testing. One, two, three." Sliding her bracelet back into place, she listened, disappointed when not even the static of the Ghost Zone came through as feedback.
Well that was a bust.
Deflating, she slipped the Fenton Phones into a zippered pocket that sat above her chest and continued on.
It wasn't long before she approached a three-story building, the windowed walls of the second and third floor catching the sunlight and reflecting it into her eyes. The redhead looked away, blinking down at the concrete path below.
As the spots in her vision faded, a community notice board slowly appeared in their place.
Holding her phone camera up to the kanji, Jazz was pleased to find "Musutafu Public Library" floating on the screen.
Cracking a grin, she started toward the building.
It was important she find a way to take care of herself until Danny could get to her.
The thought stalled her good mood and anxiety gnawed at her stomach lining like some acidic monster.
With how dense her brother was, it might take him weeks to realize he was the problem. Heck, it already had been weeks and he still hadn't figured it out.
She was fine, obviously; she wasn't worried about herself.
But Danny's obsession pretty much guaranteed that his health was in for a nosedive.
Friday, September 14th
2:42 pm
"I'm sorry, Danny. Phantom's signature is the only one here, and I can't get a lock on Jazz's phone," Tucker apologized from his crouch near the living room-kitchen border. "She might have turned it off to save battery." The technogeek shifted on the balls of his feet, holding out a PDA with his right hand while the other one automatically steadied the Fenton Finder on his left knee.
Danny surveyed the screen from just a yard away, making no motion to take the device even as his foot practically vibrated with nervous energy. Kamada and Hagakure hovered further in the kitchen, staring anxiously at their host.
"Check again." Face drawn, the ravenet's eyes lowered to the tile in front of his best friend.
"Danny, I've already looked three times. This isn't getting us anywhere. We gotta do something else."
Gaze darting up and turning severe, the halfa briefly caught a set of teal eyes before zipping back down. Opening his mouth, Danny paused, then hissed out a long breath. His next words were bland, carefully controlled, "What else can we do?"
"Maybe we have to open the portal downstairs," Kamada offered tentatively, keeping an eye on the red splotching over Danny's cheeks like rosacea.
"That's a great idea, Kamada!" Tucker praised, setting the quiet girl into stuttering deflection as Danny muttered, "If the portal that took Jazz used the Zone as its midway—" his voice sped up, gaining emotion, "—opening the Fenton Portal might act as a conduit and allow us to reach her!"
Snatching at Tucker's arm, Danny pulled his friend up. The boy yelped, only just managing to grab the Finder before it could crash to the floor. The relief was short-lived, as a second later, he was half-led, half-dragged through the house toward the lab.
Startled, Hagakure and Kamada rushed after, trying to keep up with the boys' much longer strides. The invisible teen took point, the support student trailing behind with a still-stiff leg. It was a good thing, too, because halfway through the dining room, Danny bumped a chair in his haste, toppling in front of the girls. Toru's fast reflexes were the only thing to save her from a nasty bruise.
Their host didn't notice, bulldozing ahead and yelling "Danny!" at the voice authorization panel like he hadn't just slammed a hip into hardwood.
Exchanging a silent glance with Kamada (who tried her best to meet the other girl's unseen eyes), Hagakure just picked up the chair and pushed it in, walking through the still-open door to the basement. After a short pause, Haru steeled her shoulders and followed, pressing a button when she passed the threshold.
As the security lock dinged and the metal doors slid shut behind them, the pair started down the stairs.
"—sorry, Man. There's still no signal."
Green bathed everything, the tell tale, fluctuating light an obvious sign that the portal was already open.
"There has to be!" Danny snarled, forcing Tucker to either lean back or get spit on. "I have to help her!" Hands clenched into fists, the ghost boy started to pace like a caged tiger, nearly invisible, ectoplasmic flames wisping off his exposed skin.
Tucker covertly glanced toward the stairs and set his electronics aside before stepping into his friend's path. Grabbing the larger man's arms in a no-nonsense hold and stifling a wince, he demanded, "Dude, calm down!"
The fire snuffed out just as Hagakure and Kamada reached the base of the stairs.
When no exclamations or accusations came forth, Tucker sagged and pulled his hands away, immediately hiding them in his hoodie pocket.
Danny stared at the younger boy's sweatshirt, eyes showing a little too much white, before wrenching his gaze side-ways toward the girls. Teeth clenched and face turning decidedly pasty, he watched Hagakure approach.
When she got close, a black sleeve rose up like a snake and a divot appeared on Danny's nose, causing him to go cross-eyed. "Danny-san! Stop panicking for a minute and think! Kamada-chan and I both fell through a portal, but we're fine."
"Hagakure-san's right," Haru tacked on, bringing up the rear, "We weren't captured, just transported. She's probably just wandering around lost somewhere."
"I bet she's not even lost!" Tucker grinned, latching on to the reasoning with forceful confidence. "You know how resourceful Jazz is. She can handle anything that comes her way." A blush reddened his darker skin. "She's strong, capable and brilliant with people. I wouldn't be surprised if she's thinking more about you than herself right now. What are you gonna do when she comes back and the only thing wrong with her is an ulcer from worrying about your sorry ass?"
Danny's eyes flicked from Tucker's cocksure face, to the portal and back again.
Like a pile of drapes held up wholly by rumpled creases, Danny finally sagged.
"You know. I really hate it when you're right."
Friday, September 14th
3:27 pm
A mechanized belt lay unassuming on a metal welder's table, its silver circuitry overlaid in several places by pathways of electric green. Various cords led away from the device, hooked up to all of the best instruments UA had to offer.
Beside them, the school's principal stood high on a stool, looking down at the gadget before turning his gaze to survey the rest of the support course workroom.
A ding cut the silence and Higari Maijima grabbed up a nearby tablet, scrolling to the bottom of the readouts and measurements supplied by the surrounding machines. Sharp air whistled past his lips. "You're right, Kocho-sensei. The ectoplasm powering the device has the same signature as the portals."
With that verification, Nezu ground his teeth. Luckily, he didn't have to worry about the wear on his incisors (they'd grow back), but he did have to worry about the small bald spots developing under his sweater-vest.
This mystery was leaving him equally confused and frustrated. Every new thing they discovered made his original theories drift farther and farther away from reality.
Nothing was adding up. Not a single thing.
What villain left a trademark etched into their nefarious device? He'd assumed at first that it was stolen tech, with how official the "FentonWorks" logo had appeared. But the company didn't come up in any system he had access to—legal or otherwise—and now that they knew the signatures matched, it was obviously made for the villain. Not to mention the fact that the name was written in English, the same language that "Lunch Lady" spoke.
And why a belt? Higari had managed to makeshift a key for the center clasp to activate it and all the accessory had done was coat itself in ectoplasm.
It was hardly a doomsday device, so it must be some kind of support item meant to power up the wearer. But why?
The residue of energy from the initial portal site had been formidable, but maybe that had been a result of the belt. Maybe the portal user couldn't make enough ectoplasm on their own to keep this up?
But why get rid of the belt if that was the case?
Why make things appear at all?
Was it a trap? An SOS from a kidnappee? Or was it something else entirely?
Maybe the portal user was an unwilling participant—the belt did have a lock on it—or the villain didn't have as much control as UA believed?
That last could be true. The green Nomu had shown signs of major quirk instability in her most recent fight against the faculty. It wouldn't be a stretch to assume ectoplasmic Nomu shared at least some pitfalls.
A light knock sounded at the door and both Power Loader and the rodent turned to it.
"Kocho-sensei. It's Ectoplasm," came almost totally muffled through the metal. The individual study rooms were heavily soundproofed, so it was no surprise.
"Come in!" Maijima ushered and Ectoplasm obliged, sidling through the opening before gently shutting the reinforced door behind him.
Covering a gaseous hiccup, the duplicator fished, "You requested my assistance?"
"We have acquired something from our opponents," Nezu informed, cutting to the chase. "I'm going to be frank. We're not sure exactly what it does, but we think it's a power booster of some kind. We've run various tests over the past hour and it doesn't seem to be a weapon, but it may require an ectoplasm user to understand its purpose." The principal let the words rest in the air like dough, hoping that his employee would rise to the occasion.
"We thought you might give us some insight," Maijima added, gesturing with a hand. "We don't expect you to try it on unless you want to, but it's possible you'll catch something we didn't."
Dark blue head dipping down, the math teacher crouched in front of the device. "I am not opposed to having a clone test it in the future. But I would like to thoroughly look it over first. I assume you've already tried hacking into the software?"
"We have." Thinking about the inaccessible code that only returned the letters T and F no matter what they did, Nezu's muscles tensed. "But there's a firewall we can't seem to bypass."
One of Ectoplasm's eyes widened, giving the illusion of a raised brow to his smooth forehead.
"It's particularly…adaptive. We suspect an advanced AI," Nezu explained in response.
"Impressive. It is rare for any code to best you two."
"You're telling me. For a fashion accessory, it sure packs a punch," Maijima conceded, walking over by Ectoplasm and dropping onto a spare stool with a sigh. "I'm worried we might not crack the code before the ectoplasm fades."
"Speaking of. It doesn't appear to be shrinking. At all," the kneeling male commented. "I know it looks like ectoplasm, but are you sure it is?"
"We're sure. Its signature matches the portal user's."
"Check the decay rate. Something's off."
Maijima opened a new app and ran one of its programs. A whirring disturbed the air as a nearby electronic angled toward the belt, a dish-shaped sunflower turning towards its green-hued sun.
"It's stable," Maijima pronounced a second later, tone filled with awe as he tapped a number on his tablet and held it up. "There is almost no sign of radioactive decay."
Silence greeted the statement.
Someone had not only managed to make a device that ran on ectoplasm, but they'd also managed to stabilize the incredibly volatile substance.
Just who the heck were they dealing with?
Friday, September 14th
4:30 pm
"Irasshaimase. Nanika osagashi desu ka?" [Welcome. Are you looking for something?]
Jazz set her phone on the counter between the middle-aged woman and herself, tapping on the device's screen as she mimicked a phrase Hagakure liked to say during English practice, "Mou ichido, onegai shimasu." [One more time, please.]
Hesitantly, the librarian repeated herself, jumping slightly when the Gabber app parroted her words in English.
"Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were American." The slightly chubby female ducked her head, eyes sliding away under Jazz's focus and down to her own pink shirt.
"It's fine. I seem to be hearing that a lot today," Jazz responded with a grin. Keeping her voice soothing, even though the app couldn't convey tone, she tacked on, "I mean, I am in Japan, after all. Assuming I'm Japanese is hardly an insult."
At the other woman's answering smile, the psychiatrist redirected the conversation back around, "Now, would it be possible to get a log in for the computers? They seem to be locked."
"Absolutely. May I see your ID?" A plump hand reached out and the woman tilted her head, unaware that the simple question had sent Jazz into a tailspin.
The Amity resident's purse, and therefore wallet, were stationed where they always were when she was lounging at home—on the coat rack by the front door of FentonWorks. There was a back-up picture of her driver's license on her phone, but Hagakure and Kamada had described a rather negative political climate due to the League of Villains and the FDR plans had explicitly warned against finding her way onto any government's radar. Having her real information in a public database sounded risky.
Who knew if her hometown even existed in this universe? Or what if her ID was flagged for something mundane, like lacking a quirk description? Heck. If by some miracle she didn't get tagged, they'd still have her name tied to what was going to be a very peculiar browsing history.
She wished she could say she was being paranoid, ridiculous even—she was at a public library, for Pete's sake—but experience had taught her that her brother's terrible luck tended to be very transferable.
"Hello? Miss?"
Jazz was startled from her thoughts, and she blurted out the truth. Well, a version of it. "I forgot it at home—I mean, the hotel." The foreigner winced, before looking up sheepishly. "I didn't know I'd need it."
"Oh!" The other person looked panicked, shuffling around behind the desk. "That's okay. Let me just—Ack! Sorry!" Dark-green eyes watered as the woman momentarily sucked on a red thumb-tip, using her other hand to hold out a clipboard and pen. Taking a breath and dropping the injured hand, she explained, "You can just use the sign-in sheet. ID's aren't mandatory, they're just easier to use because we can scan them."
Jazz's shoulders dropped minutely and she gave a thankful smile.
Beaming in return, the librarian added in a rehearsed tone, "Please limit computer time to an hour when the library gets busy. If someone is waiting to use the computers, whoever has been on the longest will be asked to log off. But if no one is waiting, feel free to stay on as long as you want."
That…actually was a really good policy. Jazz would have to suggest it to the Amity library when she got home.
The American glanced up at an analogue clock on the far wall, jotting down "Jazz Smith" and the time, before relocking gazes with the woman's dark eyes. "Uhm. Would you mind helping me log in to the computer? I have a feeling I might need help switching the keyboard and operating system over to English."
"Oh, of course! I don't know how, but I'm sure we can figure it out together."
"Team work makes the dream work," Jazz agreed automatically.
"I'm sorry?"
"Uh, nothing. Don't worry about it."
Dang it, Danny. Her brother needed to stop being so contagious.
Thin-plucked brows drew together in confusion, but the librarian didn't comment, stepping out from the centralized help desk and leading Jazz toward a row of computers along the back wall.
Daintily tucking a blue skirt under her legs as she sat down, the sweet lady accessed one of the monitors and grabbed out a smartphone. "Let me just check Bang—" Bang? Jazz's lips twitched, "—real quick, but I think you can hold a series of keys to switch the keyboard over."
Only a few seconds passed before, "Yep, here we go."
Satisfied when a quick document test proved the fix viable, the plump woman started navigating the computer settings.
"Do you mind if I take a video?" Jazz had learned a lot at college. Like the importance of instant, visual notes.
"Oh, not at all." The librarian leaned to the side, pine green hair sliding over a shoulder as she allowed Jazz's phone camera access to the screen.
"Let's see…time and language…language…Oh, that's nice! It looks like English is already on here. Now we just need to sign out and sign back in and you should be good to go!"
"Thanks for the help—uhm, I'm sorry, what was your name, again?" Jazz asked, fairly certain the other woman hadn't said.
"My name?" The lady seemed flustered, cheeks going red as she peeked back at Jazz. "Oh, it's—" she paused, eyes widening before squinting in a smile, "You can call me Inko."
"Thank you, Inko-san. You've been a big help."
"You're very welcome." The librarian stood and did a slight bow, then threaded her way back through the bookshelves to the help desk.
After her assistant left, Jazz turned back around, taking Inko's place in the chair. Fingers interlocking and palms stretching outward until her joints cracked satisfyingly, the ginger shook out her hands and grabbed the mouse, opening the internet browser.
When the homepage popped up, she couldn't help but snicker.
Time for a "Moogle" search.
-cut from end of "Jazz getting asked for ID" spiral-
She could just see herself trying to talk her way out of being arrested when this somehow went sideways: Oh, hey, Guys. No, I'm not a part of the League of Villains; I swear! Yes, I came here through a portal, but I'm just an average, everyday girl. Well, yeah, I know Hagakure and Kamada-san, but I didn't kidnap them or anything! My brother just happens to be outlandishly powerful and didn't know he could tear holes in reality. Crazy, right? Well, turns out you can accidentally trip into another dimension.
Surprise! The multiverse is real.
That'd go over well.
Notes:
Chapter Notes:
-Fighting America is like a rip-off Captain America. So All Might's costume is a rip-off of a rip-off in Jazz's mind. Lol. (The hero isn't real in DP, just a comic book character. Jazz would know about him because of Tucker.)
-Danny added part of a wail to Jazz's name. I also decided I liked the idea of Danny's subconscious being able to see invisible beings. So he could see Hagakure during the panic attack but couldn't once his conscious mind took over. It also implies that he could have that ability if he learned how to access it.
-Jazz ran into Cementoss (an incredibly sweet and helpful character) while he was grocery shopping. lol
-WacDonalds is the copyright dodge for McDonalds that I mentioned in Gumball's fight. Bang instead of Bing is another easter egg. As is Moogle. Which is legitimately what MHA calls Google to avoid copyright. XD I did not make that one up.
-No, that charm bracelet did not just appear out of nowhere. Its first appearance was actually in chapter 4, not chapter 12. I'd planned to have it in the story since the beginning. It's basically a miniature apocalypse pack. It's got army rations, medical supplies, multiple batteries, a fenton wrist ray built into the band, and tons of other stuff on it. Even if Jazz couldn't stay at the library, she still would have had a tent.
-Shout out to whitebeltwriter from Tumblr that came up with Ecto-Heckto! I love it.
-I based the outside of the library off of the Yokosuka City Library.
-Most rodents have teeth that grow continuously. That's why they have to constantly gnaw on stuff to grind them down.
-The device that ended up in MHA is the Spectre Deflector. The reason it is powered by Danny's ectoplasm is because that was the easiest way for the Fentons to make sure it wouldn't harm him. The family does have a few Spectre Deflectors in reserve that can harm him that are powered with GZ ectoplasm. On the off chance of mind control or Dan recurrence.
-TF is Tucker Foley. He created the firewall for the spectre deflector with Vlad and Technus in mind.
-Irasshaimase is a common Japanese phrase that shopkeepers/service industry people say in japan to welcome people into their establishment.
-Nanika osagashi desu ka? Literally means "Are you looking for something?" I wanted to have "How can I help you?" but apparently the phrase doesn't really have a parallel in Japanese.
-Jazz just going along with the FDR plans is pretty reasonable to me. Not only does her family have a lot of preparedness stuff like ghost drills in canon, but she also comes from a family that's skeptical of the government. Jack is scared of being audited in Doctor's Disorders, and the family has had bad run-ins with the GIW. Even if Kamada and Hagakure told her heroes were safe, Jazz is old and cunning enough to know not to take a couple of 16 year old's word for it. Especially with a portal user being a well known member of the League of Villains. And the fact that Kamada and Hagakure already talked about how their government had a shady history during the rise of quirks in their society.
-I can just see Inko being a great part-time librarian, and it would support why Izuku loves reading and learning if he was exposed to a lot of it at a young age. The show also doesn't specify what her job is and it would also explain why she is home so much. It's a perfect job to bring a well-behaved kid with to work so she wouldn't have to pay for daycare ie, Izuku.
-Inko introduces herself by her first name because she remembers she's talking to an American and is trying to be polite by giving her first name, not that Jazz notices.
Chapter 16: 13.2 Everything in Perspective
Notes:
HAPPY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF PORTAL PANIC!
Juicy chapter this time~!Super excited to share it! I absolutely love how it turned out, and I think it's just got a ton of interesting things in it! Thank you sooo much to my friend who spent hours work-shopping what to write with me! :D
This is a fantastic milestone and I'm so proud of myself! Especially because, despite all the curve-balls the characters are throwing me, I still love Portal Panic just as much as when I started!
Gonna do a chapter of Tech. Difficulties next, since I've neglected it to get this posted for the versary. Wish me luck!
Shout out this week-
SeaWitch_413- OMG you have no idea how happy your comment made me. Having someone excited for the next chapter is just so surreal to me. :D
XNightcoreQueenX- I absolutely love that you really enjoy the audio narration. And like the story enough to try and find spare snippets of info. I always worry that I inundate readers by having just soooo many chapter notes. XD
AzTheDragon- I absolutely love being able to have back and forth conversations. It was really fun to see what quotes from the show are most important to you cause I fixate on things most people wouldn't. Interesting to see what other people notice/love.
Letty_Johnson- The fact that you LOST A WHOLE NIGHT'S SLEEP to my fic is just so freaking cool. I can't even explain how bubbly this makes me. <3
Evvarr- I hope you didn't get intimidated by my answer to how much story was left. XD Tbf the climax should start on chapter 23 (note that most of my chapters are gonna be two parts from now on). But a lot of the outline accounts for epilogue stuff.
MiniOsprey- I'm so glad someone's excited for Inko. I was pumped to be able to put her in. XD
DP_Marvel94- For your constant support! The fact that you read All Hallow's Eve just because I wrote it and no other reason makes me really happy.
Confused87- I feel like Batman would absolutely HATE having to write up contingency plans with the Fentons. LOLUp to 322 Kudos, 147 bookmarks and 195 subscriptions!
Audiobook version can be found here:
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
Friday, September 14th
4:42 pm
HUUaaagggHHHH!
Sharp, acidic vomit slicked a normally elegant boy's throat as he hung over one of class 1B's dormitory toilets. Gone was the well-built teen's typical pretty-boy status, eaten away by dark circles around his eyes and a sheen of oil covering his skin. Ironically enough, the very same orbs that stared in misery at the toilet seat were, at the moment, his most striking feature, their blue-grey irises emphasized by his sickly, ashen tone.
Neito Monoma groaned, bonelessly sliding off the side of the porcelain. He needed to get back to bed, but the thirty feet of flat, hardwood floor between him and his mattress might as well have been a sheer cliff.
This flu had really laid him out flat.
Literally.
The cool tile of the bathroom floor soothed his overheated body, the nausea finally ebbing under the reprieve. Monoma rallied, rolling just enough to get his knees and hands under him.
A crawl seemed doable.
Starting in the direction of his room, the feverish teen squinted against the bright lights of the hallway.
What he couldn't figure out was how this bug had just come out of nowhere. No one he knew was sick right now and everyone had been stuck on campus for lockdown. Just how the heck had he gotten it? And why the heck wouldn't his shoulder stop itching?
Scratching at the stinging ache for what felt like the hundredth time today, Monoma finished a slow, three-legged shuffle into the bedroom. As he approached his pillow-top destination, the tinkling of wind chimes caused him to look over at his nightstand.
His phone.
Wow. How long had it been since he'd looked at it?
He drew a blank, the answer eluding his befuddled mind.
Most of the last twenty-four hours were just a blur of crazy dreams and people coming to check in on him.
Hauling himself into bed with his arms like some great, winded ferret, he flopped over, grabbing his cell and opening his class' group text thread.
Handful of Fun
I still can't believe he got kicked from the hero course. The faculty knows how much he's been through lately. It doesn't seem fair.
Vine Priestess
Life is not always fair, but it is what we make of it. Perhaps God has a plan to help him move past this. I will pray that he learns to embrace this hardship and come out better for it.
Man of Steel
I feel bad for him. Kirishima-kun got worried enough that he canceled our endurance spar today.
Haxorus 2.0
I don't feel bad. Karma just finally caught up with his crappy attitude.
Monoma jolted forward into an upright position, sickness completely forgotten.
What!? Somebody got kicked from the hero course?!
Gentle Giant
Isn't his mom going to be staying on campus?
And someone from Ojiro-kun's family, too?
Maybe that will help cheer them up.
You Give Me Split Ends
What? No way! Are they gonna be staying in the dorms?!
Man of Steel
Just a sec.
Man of Steel
Okay, thought so. Kirishima-kun says Ishiyama-sensei and him were up all night working. It looks like they'll be staying in a small duplex in front of his dorm.
Thumb jerking down, Monoma watched the comments whirl away, rapidly replaced with older texts.
The antagonistic teen's eyes took on a manic sheen and a massive smirk split his face.
Scrolling down, a short giggle startled from his lips like a thunderclap, antagonizing his lungs and sending him into a coughing spree.
Two students from 1A had been dropped from the hero course?!
AND ONE OF THEM WAS THAT COCKY BASTARD BAKUGO!?
Tossing back his head, Monoma's hand rose to wipe sweat-plastered bangs from his brow.
Another fit of giggles burst forth, quickly ramping up into full-blown hysterical laughter.
Suddenly, he just felt soooo much better.
Friday, September 14th
5:09 pm
"Oi, Slouch! Your muscles are strong enough to hold up your angst, I know they can lift some furniture. Get off your ass and grab the other side of my dresser!"
"You'll have to wait a fucking second; I'm busy!" Sitting in the middle of a brand-new dining room floor, a cross-legged Katsuki Bakugo sneered at the screwdriver in his hand. "You know, Old Lady, if you'd just accepted UA's offer to furnish the apartment, we wouldn't have to be doing this shit."
Behind him, what was essentially a middle-aged, gender bent version of the boy soured and glared hard.
The explosive teen was in the process of reattaching a leg to a disassembled table. The ungainly thing hadn't fit through the front door, so they'd had to temporarily amputate.
"Get over yourself. If I'm gonna be here babysitting your dumb ass, I'm gonna be comfortable doing it." Swaggering up behind her son, Mitsuki smacked him hard over the back of the head. "Now, I asked for help; and as you so kindly pointed out, I'm old. So suck it up, Buttercup. The table can wait."
"Fucking slave driver." The room abruptly smelled of heavily burnt sugar as smoke sizzled off Bakugo's hands, but he set the table leg (now with a blackened hand print charred into it) down, teeth grinding as he jolted to a stand. Stalking over to the small nightstand that his mom "couldn't" carry on her own, Katsuki reached over to heft it up, grumping, "Where do you want it?"
Even with the tension flickering through the boy's muscles and the upside down v his lips made, Katsuki's ruby eyes were softer than they had been in weeks.
Friday, September 14th
5:21 pm
"You really think your mom's going to make you drop out?!"
Two gen ed students sat together on a dorm couch, their feet just shy of touching as they angled toward each other on the green cushions.
"Maybe." The second speaker, a small girl with dark braids woven into her curly brown hair, hugged spindly legs to her chest and peeked up at the masculine female in front of her. "She's just so upset about everything that's happening. You know that petition to make a faculty oversight board? She drafted it. And I know she's been to at least one protest." Burying her face into her knees, the teen whined, "Our teachers are going to hate me."
Saline coated a set of thick, furry lashes and gorilla-like hands reached over, picking up and cradling the smaller girl's in solidarity. "Our teachers aren't petty. They won't hold what your mom's doing against you."
"I really want to tell her off—you know how hard I worked to get into UA—but all these attacks on campus kinda prove her point." The feminine brunette shrunk down, hands still held in her friend's grasp and air leaving in a whoosh. "Maybe I should transfer."
"But you can't just leave me here by myself!" the beefy girl cried in response, "I only came to UA to follow you!"
"Then come with me again!" Seafoam eyes brightened at the prospect and the petite kid yanked one arm back, repositioning it so their mismatched hands were clasped instead of her own just being cupped. "How about Ketsubutsu Academy? They have a pretty good general studies program! We could go there?"
"Pfft. You'd be stupid ta transfer," a lilting Kansai accent piped up behind the couch, scaring the two commiserators. Ignoring their shouts of surprise, the tall, musical boy wrinkled his nose. "It ain't gonna be safer somewhere else. Or are you forgettin' Shiketsu? More than jus' hero studies have been gettin' hit. At least UA's kicked that green monst'a lady to da curb both times she showed up without ah single death." He eyed the girls, raising a brow when they winced. "Ya think anywhere else could throw hands with such a' overpowered Nomu and win?" The teen scoffed in a way that sounded almost like a strummed banjo. "As if." The eavesdropper turned, head shaking as he sauntered back toward the kitchen.
Trading looks of trepidation, the best friends wilted.
"At least now you've got a decent argument to use against your mom."
Friday, September 14th
5:45 pm
Jazz glanced at the library's clock.
Fifteen minutes until closing. She'd have to sign off for now.
Surfing the web for an hour had been a fortuitous, if tedious, endeavor. Despite needing the Gabber App to read most of the sites she'd visited, she'd managed to gather a decent amount of intel.
Like how to earn money without an ID.
The first option she'd found in the classified ads of an online newspaper. A local school's English teacher had been bad enough at his job that it had caught the attention of several parents. Outraged, they'd taken matters into their own hands and were trying to set up after-school study-pods, going so far as to shell out good money for a private (preferably native-speaking) tutor.
The other option she'd actually come across in a TEFL blog. The most recent post had been filled with recounts of the writer's early days in Japan, a time where job stability was a myth and loitering in bars was the best way to make extra cash. Supposedly it was not uncommon for a flustered businessman to approach in hopes of practicing English, more than willing to pay premium for the opportunity.
Both options seemed reasonable, but the bar might require ID just to prove she was over twenty, and a tutoring job had more consistent income.
The rest of the computer time was spent looking into support companies that specialized in communication (in case the Fenton Phones stayed nonfunctional), a few local laws and customs (apparently not carrying a passport could be grounds for arrest—yikes), and some basic history. (Luckily, her prior knowledge on that last was already pretty solid—thank God for Hagakure-san's chatty nature).
New information swimming in her head, Jazz got up, getting a drink from a water fountain before casually wandering over to one of several reading nooks. The one farthest from the help desk.
Ducking into the squirrely hole, she wedged herself between a bean bag chair and several square pillows, rearranging them so that the squishy seat was between her and the "door".
She waited, pretending to read a book.
After a bit, she checked for onlookers before burrowing under the cushions like an octopus into sand.
When the "lights out" call came just five minutes later, she was well hidden. Going perfectly still, breath stalling, the loiterer easily escaped the notice of a person making final rounds.
Everything plunged into shadows, helped along by the setting sun, and Jazz heard keys jingling in the front door before the entire library fell silent. Dark shapes loomed at her from beyond the small room, their full-bodied, ink-and-paper scent reminding her of their status as bookshelves, even as they gave the impression of stalagmites in a high-ceilinged cave.
It was bitter-sweet. It reminded her of Amity's library. But more than that, it made her miss Ghost Writer's. There was something incredibly charming about work tables closed in by walls of hundred-foot, floor-to-ceiling shelves. Knowing that flight (which was possible for humans in the Zone) was the only way to access its treasures made its appeal just that much greater.
Jazz shook herself out of her thoughts. She needed to set up shop for the night, not indulge minor homesickness.
Grabbing out her phone, she checked the top right corner.
Only ten percent battery, even with power saver mode enabled. Looks like charger setup was top priority. She only had a little juice left before the cell would take away flashlight rights.
The reading nook lit up under the glare of LED's and Jazz flipped the phone over, leaving it screen-down on the carpet. Next, she pulled her charm bracelet off, squinting her eyes against the omni-directional blinder at her knees. Speaking the magic words, the ring shone green, and she passed what looked like a cat-o-nine tails wrapped around an emerald broach through the opening.
Hooking the now-full-size ecto-battery up to the many-adapter charging cord, she plugged her phone in, ignoring when the device gained its own viridescence.
Okay, now she could check the Fenton Phones.
Hand grabbing into her chest-pocket, Jazz pulled out the communication system.
Dead silence was the answer.
Double checking that the Fenton Phones themselves were fully charged, Jazz tried changing a few of the settings.
Still nothing.
Crud.
Danny might have been able to get them to work, but Jazz had never been all that mechanically inclined. Unlike her brother, she'd inherited Dad's clumsiness, not his handy-man skills.
For all she knew, the Phones were working fine, and this place just didn't have a permanent connection to the Ghost Zone.
Uuuugh. If she could just talk to Danny, she could prevent his inevitable melt-down.
Jazz tossed the Phones to the side, and they landed on the nearby bean bag chair with a small pufft. Both palms sliding down her face in exasperation, she groaned. As they continued down and flopped uselessly into her lap, the throaty sound morphed into a sigh and she leaned over to grab up the charm bracelet.
It was a great Christmas present, but even Mom couldn't have accounted for this.
Still, Jazz plucked off another charm, this one in the shape of a capsulized drug. Peeling off the outer of its two shells, she dropped it on the floor before unplugging her phone and using its light to guide her to the drinking fountain. Coming back with a loosely cupped fist, she stuck the hand out over the capsule and unrolled a finger.
A single drop of water trickled off, landing neatly on the pill.
In an explosion of purple polyester, a sleeping bag materialized on the floor, filling roughly half the reading nook with its size.
Just because Mom couldn't predict every mishap that might befall her children, didn't mean she didn't try.
Taking off her coat and plugging her phone back in, Jazz retrieved one of her rice balls and settled onto her side. Idly chewing, she also pulled a nearby throw pillow under her neck.
Several hours until bedtime with no games or internet.
This was gonna be a long night.
Rolling so that she faced the nook's exit instead of the wall, Jazz peered out over rows upon rows of books.
Or maybe not.
Friday, September 14th
6:12 pm
Hagakure snuck a glance at Danny where he hunched over his homework on the coffee table. She was currently tucked up on the Fenton's curved couch with a tablet, one ear half-listening to English through an earbud, while the other focused on the living room around her. Had she been paying much attention to the subtitles in her lap, she may have laughed at the Impractical Joker's antics; but as it stood, her thoughts were too busy crowding each other like rowdy, shrine festival attendees.
Danny was Phantom.
There was no doubt in her mind now.
Nearly getting iced to keep him from exposing that secret during a panic attack was admittedly pretty stupid, but it was obvious how much stress he'd been under. It wouldn't have been fair to have Kamada find out when his mind was already tearing apart at the seams.
Distracting the support student from the literal fire coating Danny's arms had been trickier, but apparently she'd managed, seeing as Haru had yet to comment. Thank Kami-sama the portal gave off a distorting light of nearly the same color.
The real question was, what did she do now? It was one thing to have something resembling a conspiracy theory floating around in her brain, but another to have it proven right. Should she confront Danny about it head on? Passively let him know?
The UA girl glanced down the couch again. Her host just continued to stare with glazed eyes at his chemistry worksheet, foot perpetually tapping. Beyond him, Tucker pressed against Danny's side in silent support while rapidly typing away on a laptop, a pair of gloves covering his most-likely burned hands.
No.
He was obviously trying his best. It wasn't like her officially knowing about Phantom really changed anything. She'd just continue to play it cool. Pretend she didn't know anything for his sake. He had enough to worry about.
Mind made up, Hagakure zeroed back on the tablet in her hands, staring hard at the corner for a moment while a dull pressure rolled up her body and out her fingertips.
The small spot became fuzzy, as if the black edge was slightly out of focus, and the highlight darkened, shifting a few millimeters up.
A grin blossomed on Hagakure's face and she looked up excitedly.
She did it! Jazz was going to be so proud of—!
The smile withered and died.
Friday, September 14th
6:12 pm
-Simultaneously-
Danny was PHANTOM.
HOW HAD SHE NOT NOTICED THAT?!
It was so obvious, in hindsight. What with how fast he was, how silent he walked, how unnaturally still he could be.
Then there was how evasive the Fentons were about meeting him.
And the things Danny'd said on his birthday.
How he'd reacted to the shot-glass.
How awkward he was talking about Phantom.
OH KAMI-SAMA.
Haru had been obsessing over him. All week. TO HIS FACE.
Toru-san had even called the hero hot. And Haru had all but agreed.
Horror tore through the shy girl, the heat of her cheeks threatening to melt her into a puddle.
Danny looked nearly IDENTICAL to Phantom.
How on Earth was she ever going to look him in the eyes again?
Kamada fixated on a set of complex schematics in front of her rather than risk a peek at either the object of her anguish or the black sweater and jeans half-reclined on the couch next to him. Moving her phone's camera right, she watched the Kanji on the screen shift and jotted something down in the notebook beside her on instinct, the entry coming out shakier than its forerunners.
If Danny found out she knew, that'd be the end of her. She couldn't take that level of mortification.
OH KAMI-SAMA.
What if Hagakure found out?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.
Only one week with Toru-san and Haru already knew the prankster would never let her live it down.
She had to keep the invisible teen in the dark. No matter the cost.
It was already an absolute miracle that the other girl hadn't seen the fire on Danny's arms, or the incriminating ice prints his shoes had left on the basement floor.
She could do this—she just had to—
Hagakure's frustrated cry tripped Kamada's racing mind as surely as if someone had shoved a stick between her running thoughts.
Shame churned in the quiet highschooler over her selfish musings and she forced her eyes up.
"If only we were at home!"
Huh? Toru was worried about going home? Right now? Did she miss something?
Noticing Tucker and Danny's startled looks, the teen's brow furrowed.
Apparently not.
Hagakure's sleeves lifted, shuffling back and forth erratically as if mussing her hair.
"I feel so worthless here!"
The shock left Danny's face and he immediately straightened, a mantle of calm settling on his shoulders. It was like watching one of the many videos Haru'd seen of Phantom just materialize before her eyes. The self-assuredness, the regal aura—Seriously, how had she not noticed?!—came as naturally as a breeze but was as drastic a change as a gale-force wind. "You're not worthless, so don't even talk like that. You know Jazz would be all over you if she heard."
"But I'm basically dead weight!" Hagakure gestured vaguely at the rest of the house. "I just sit around studying all day while you guys work on fixing everything. At least at home I could be helping you back."
"Hold up. You think you haven't helped?" Tucker piped in, looking at Toru like she'd suddenly turned visible. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to pull Danny out of a bad panic attack? And you did it in what—twenty seconds? You're worth your weight in gold, Toru-san."
Feeling her own vexation at the other girl's statement, Haru frowned and put down her phone. "Hagakure-chan. You talked me down from a panic attack when I first got here. And you know we haven't only been studying. We've been helping the Fentons in the lab and in the field. Did you already forget that you stopped the Doorway Detector from blowing up yesterday? Just because we haven't had good luck doesn't mean we aren't doing anything."
"But—urrgh!" The teen jumped up, tablet frisbeeing into her vacated spot before a sleeve rose like she was running a hand through her hair. "If we were home I could recruit people smarter than me to help. With better quirks than invisibility," she bit out. "Midoriya-kun would know what to do. Or Kocho-sensei! Yoayarozu-chan could make anything we needed. Or the support department. There's even someone from Isamu Academy named 'world' or something that has a dedicated tracer quirk." The sweater's woven collar wrinkled on the side closest to Kamada, and suddenly, Toru's voice projected more directly at her, "Let's face it, between the two of us, the only one who's going to help the Fentons make a breakthrough here is you, Haru-chan!"
Ehhhh? But Haru was nothing special. Toru was the outgoing, competent one.
The support student opened her mouth to say so, but Tucker was faster, "Hagakure-san, that's it!"
A guarded "What's it?" came from the empty clothes before the self-deprecator's arms lifted, crossing stiffly.
"Ghosts are basically our version of quirk users!" Tucker exclaimed. "We need to look for someone with specialized powers! A tracker, or something! Maybe Cujo can help sniff out Jazz!"
"Or Wulf! I—er—Phantom was already going to meet up with him tomorrow!" Danny caught the fervor, lunging to his feet to pick the invisible highschooler up and swing her around.
Seeing panic flash through Tucker's eyes in the background, Haru blinked.
HOW ON EARTH HAD IT TAKEN HER SIX DAYS TO REALIZE DANNY WAS PHANTOM?!
Friday, September 14th
9:17 pm Central (Illinois' Time Zone)
Jack felt a yawn crack his jaw as his bloodshot eyes passed over a nearby baggage claim. Promptly walking past it, wife at his back, he patted the thigh of an incredibly uncomfortable pair of jeans, smiling when the pocket jingled.
Fenton Tech was the best. Nothing compared to having all your luggage AND your gadgets (that never would have made it through security otherwise) fit in your pocket like miniature toys.
The smile faded as Jack furiously scratched at the neckline of a plaid shirt.
Now if only they could have worn their suits on the plane. He was already developing a rash.
Sighing as he shuffled onto a descending escalator (Maddie two steps up because of Jack's size), the man grabbed out his phone and turned it on.
9:17 flashed for a moment, before the screen turned more orange and the numbers changed to 4:17.
Gross.
How was he supposed to accept that it was morning when he hadn't even slept yet? He'd need a nap or this jet lag was gonna chop him off at the knees.
Constant vibration pulled Jack's attention back down to the phone. Service must have finally reconnected. The escalator bottomed out and he and his wife exited to the first floor, only for Maddie's cell to take up the chorus as she turned hers on, too.
Cold fear lanced Jack as surely as one of Danny's ice-spears as he met his other half's gaze. In a heartbeat, they were rushing to the side.
URGENT!
EMERGENCY!
Kidnapper took Jazz.
Call as soon as you land.
Friday, September 14th
11:56 pm
Mashirao Ojiro frowned out a window, arms propping the back of his head off a floor futon. He paid little mind to the night sky just barely encroached on by dark treetops outside, too consumed by vicious thoughts.
What was he going to do? He'd lost his spot in the hero course.
Everything he'd been working toward was gone. Destroyed in a single day.
And all because his teachers were tight-lipped, incompetent assholes.
Searing rage for the faculty burned up Ojiro's body, sending him into a cold sweat.
UA'd been lucky. If the League had truly wanted to kidnap anyone else, they would have done it by now. The ease with which the Nomu trespassed on campus was a glaring sign of just how true that was.
The school's security was an absolute joke.
Just like him.
All that anger redirected, turning inward and amplifying as self-hatred.
He'd royally fucked up capturing the Nomu, spending almost ten minutes fighting an enemy that'd already left. It was laughable.
How the hell was he even supposed to help Toru-chan at this rate?
Ojiro wracked his brain, trying to come up with anything, absolutely anything that he could possibly do next.
The martial artist grit his teeth and the end of his tail tapped little thwacks of agitation onto the floor beyond his feet.
He could ditch lockdown and make a trip up to Kanagawa. Maybe he'd find something out in person that his internet searches had missed.
From what he'd read, there wasn't anything noteworthy going on at Detnerat, despite Midoriya-kun's theory. Clothing and accessories seemed to be the company's main focus this quarter.
It was possible, however, that whatever had snared the League of Villain's interest wasn't public knowledge or was still in its infant stages of development. (If Shigaraki had engineered a distraction just to steal self-repairing denim, Ojiro was going to tear out his hair.)
Mulling the idea over a bit, the blonde frowned.
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to sneak off. A single trip that would probably get him expelled wasn't worth it. Not when he was set to transfer into support, anyway.
If he was going to hear anything about up-and-coming technology fresh from Detnerat, it would be there. The whole department constantly had ears to the ground for gossip of that nature. Not to mention that it was possible he might overhear the faculty talking about Hagakure in or near the workshop. Power Loader hardly left his domain and was sure to be an integral part of Kocho's search, after all.
Maybe he should—
A small spot of green flashed in the sky behind the duplex.
Mashirao's focus slammed back into his five senses and the lean muscle of the boy's tail tossed him to his feet with as much effort as a coiled spring.
The far-off color winked out, locking all of the fighter's muscles in dread until he noticed a small glint of something plummeting toward the forest floor.
Mashirao made it three heavy steps toward the bedroom door before his brain kicked in and the teen stumbled to a stop. Kazuko was in the room next to him. He froze, listening hard for his sister.
As sweet as it was that she'd dropped her life to come be with him, the super-hearing of her Fennec fox ears was rather problematic.
Grimacing, he leaned over, palms touching down on the floor and tail sticking out behind him. Lowering the fifth appendage gently to the hardwood, he started crawling like some large, ungainly starfish. Upon reaching his shoji-style door, Ojiro slid it oh-so-carefully open and started out into the hall.
It was a good thing this was new construction. Squeaky boards were way less likely.
Saturday, September 15th
12:00 am
A buff, bestial man stalked the dark of UA's campus, unperterbed by the deep shadows cast over everything. Moonlight reflected off a layer of cells at the back of his black, lozenge-shaped irises, sending it forward into a set of inky slits that allowed him to see the row of dorm buildings on his left in fairly good detail.
Ryo Inui, also known as Hound Dog, was headed toward his on-campus apartment. As head of security, he had to be accessible; and what better way than to live right next to his charges?
Lifeless had relieved the hunting hero of his shift a few minutes early; but after the day he'd had, he wasn't about to quibble.
Removing the muzzle of his costume, the burly male rubbed at a sore forming along the side of his snout. All the extra shifts were brutal, but he refused to stop signing up for them.
What kind of guidance counselor was he? So many students had come to him terrified, angry and hurt today. And he had no answers for them.
A growl started at the back of his throat, building until it rumbled down through his chest, vibrating the man's whole body.
His pups deserved to feel safe, and he had to ensure that they were.
Bright green flashed in Inui's light-sensitive eyes, and his head jerked up.
What was that?!
Whatever it was, it was a ways off. And it was gone a second later.
The hero reached toward his waistline, only to grasp at nothing.
Grrrrr.
He hadn't made it home yet, which meant he didn't have any comms. He'd given his walkie-talkie to Lifeless at the shift change and had forgotten his work cell.
How could he be so stupid as to not bring a back-up?!
Teeth baring, Inui took off down the main path by the dorms, loping parallel to where he'd seen the now-absent light. He couldn't just cut directly into the forest or he'd lose his bearings. His night vision was good, but it still wasn't great for distance. He needed to keep his trajectory as reference until he got closer and had a better idea of his heading.
The striped man thumped down the path for a minute more, approaching both the general area of interest and the new duplex that'd gone up last night.
Well, that was as good a landmark as any to orient himself off of. Dipping into the forest, he dropped to all fours, running like he was made for the woods.
Until he nearly tripped on a root as a too-strong, familiar scent caught his attention.
Ojiro-kun?!
Bounding toward a pine, he threw his hands up and catapulted off of it, using its rough bark to turn on a dime.
The smell gained a sour, biting undertone and Ryo increased his pace. He'd been noticed.
Abruptly it lessened, the odor dissipating just a hair and the canine hybrid switched to a bipedal run, raising his nose as he went.
The scent became stronger.
Well-developed leg muscles bunched, sending Inui rocketing skyward and allowing him to catch a tree branch ten feet up. Pushing down hard, he launched himself over it and into an even higher position.
If his quarry was trying to escape by climbing, he'd follow.
The hunter gave chase, putting on more speed until not two minutes later when he started to hear the heavy breathing and wild crashing of panicked prey.
He was almost on top of the boy now, he could see it. Smell it. Practically taste the sharp, acidic fear in the air.
Ryo's unmuzzled jaws stretched out, intent on snapping shut over the goading tuft of yellow that flipped so tantalizingly in front of it.
Pupils shrinking at the last second, the man's gnarled hands shot out instead, closing around the thick cord of muscle that was Ojiro's tail and yanking it backward. Snatching the younger male into a grappling hug, Hound Dog inhaled deeply and landed with a resounding thud onto a thin floor of leaf litter.
Spicy. Tickling. Warm. Heavy.
The new aroma twirled and teased, weaving anger into the fear.
"What are you doing out here?!" Inui's own terror and rage barrelled forth, garbling his speech, "Couldjrooou get a'y more rrrreckless?! I can't believ—" his next words came out more akin to a rockslide than Japanese, growled as deeply as they were.
"Get the fuck off me!" the teen howled, voice nearly matching in timbre and roughness as he flailed hard against the canid man's steely arms.
Ryo tightened his grip, shaking his head against the ringing in his ears.
Did Ojiro just swear!?
Thick saliva developed at the sides of Hound Dog's mouth and he closed his eyes.
He needed to calm down.
Push away the instincts.
Whatever had caused the light might still be out here. His student was in danger. He had to get the pup out of here.
Bracing against a tail-whack, Ryo turned around, about to run back the way they'd come. Ojiro instantly shouted a protest and the hero shoved his hand over the smaller male's face.
"Quiet!" Inui whispered, a mini wire brush scrubbing asphalt. "It's not safe out here. There might be something dangerous nearby."
The sharp sting of a bite didn't deter the larger man as he continued to cover Ojiro's muffled curses, listening hard for any disturbance in the surrounding environment.
"Enough." Ryo's voice lowered even more, turning so deep a human's ears would have a hard time perceiving it, "I'll knock you out if I have to."
Suddenly, mercifully, the boy stopped squirming.
"Now," he breathed, "Do I need to keep you gagged, or will you stop giving away our position?"
A slow shake of the head moved the bestial human's hand.
This time, when the kid spoke, it was incredibly hollow, "You saw the portal, too, didn't you? You're going to take this away from me. Hide whatever you find. Leave me with nothing."
What? What on Earth was the boy talking about?
"I'll never see Toru-chan again, will I?"
A sudden clarity tore through Hound Dog's mind.
No wonder the boy was acting out so fiercely.
Ryo felt the air escape him, and he answered, "We can talk about this when we get back. I'll listen. But right now we need to be quiet and get out of here."
"There's no one here. No one came through the portal unless they were—" the teen's voice hitched, cracking over "invisible."
Tilting his head back, Inui took several rapid, short sniffs. Nothing.
Ojiro was right. If there'd been anyone within a five kilometer range, whether the wind was against him or not, he'd have known.
He'd let the chase cloud his judgment.
Feeling acutely embarrassed, the older male blushed, but refused to let go of his charge. The boy was still a flight risk.
Volume raising to normal levels, he verified, "You saw the portal form. That's why you're out here." Voice softening, he let his chin plop down on the tailed child's head. "You could have come to me, you know."
Heat crept back into Ojiro's tone, and he stiffened "No. I couldn't."
Forcing himself not to wince, the counselor rolled his options over in his head. He could turn the kid in, but then it would just cement Mashirao's distrust, ultimately worsening the situation. It was clear, at least to Ryo, that he wasn't some spy trying to wheedle out information for the League.
He was just a pup in pain. One with a big enough hole in his heart that he was willing to throw his life away for a chance to suture it.
This boy didn't need discipline. He needed to know someone was on his side.
Mind made up, the empath opened his snout. "If you speak a word of this to anyone," his toothy jaws slid off the top of Ojiro's head and down the side, clacking sharply together near the younger male's cheek, "We're gonna have a problem."
The boy twitched slightly in the large man's arms, but didn't protest, so Ryo took that as a sign to continue, "You're right. Hagakure-san was snatched by a portal. And not just any portal, an ectoplasmic one." Ojiro started shivering, the scent wafting off him hinting at extreme distress.
"We've been trying to piece everything together but none of it's adding up. Elite tracking quirks have been stumped. Everything seems to be related to some English speaking benefactor. Ectoplasm is being used in ways previously thought impossible. We can't tell if our opponent is sloppy or a genius. It's like we're trying to put together a puzzle, only to realize that there are three different sets mixed together, and some of the pieces are missing."
"Why are you telling me this?" The smaller blonde's words were choked.
"Because you needed to hear it, and I trust you." Shifting one of his burly arms to take the full weight of the teen when Mashirao turned boneless, Inui let his other hand settle lightly on the kid's head, petting softly. Ignoring the wracking sobs that started, the dog-hearted man murmured, "Just don't let me live to regret it."
After a while Ojiro relaxed, only offering an occasional hiccup and Inui let him go. Even as he was set on his feet, the child's tail stayed sagged, coiling just slightly on the ground like it didn't have the will to lift.
"Now, your turn." The hunting hero's voice was back to gruff. "You saw the green light. Well enough to identify it as a portal. Explain."
Ojiro's brows furrowed, but he didn't protest otherwise, instead offering, "It had to be a portal because something fell through it."
Inui wuffed the air, senses on high alert. Metallic. Citrus. Sterile. Chemicals.
Ectoplasm.
His body swung left, apricot mane bristling and arms positioning in front of him like a combative bear.
"I couldn't see it well, but it looked small and skinny, maybe forty centimeters long."
The smell was faint. At least a hundred meters away.
Too close to the dorms.
Mashirao watched Inui snarl with guarded interest, but the canid hybrid couldn't pay the emotion any mind.
Slitted eyes jerked back and forth between the boy and the scent before the hunter demanded "STAY!", dashing in the direction of what might be a bomb.
Saturday, September 15th
12:02 am
Danny, sitting with one leg tucked sideways under him and the other splayed out on the floor, leaned forward to accept something that Tucker dug out of the Ops Center Weapons Vault.
Vault was a bit of a misnomer, as this particular stash was just a bunch of cabinets cram-packed with FentonWorks gear, but it did have some weapons in it.
Not that those were what the pair was after; they were looking for anything that might be helpful in finding Jazz.
A collection of rejects already fanned out behind the ghost boy, a testament to the fifteen minutes they'd already spent sorting.
"Fenton Skateboard?" Tucker asked, tugging particularly hard on the edge of something flat and silver. When it suddenly dislodged, he lurched backward, arms pinwheeling to catch his balance.
Danny's hands flew up, pushing against his friend's back to steady the other male. "No." Plucking the childish invention out of Tucker's bandaged grasp, the halfa rolled it toward the bathroom.
"Fenton Foamer." This time there was no question, the combination carpet-cleaner/goo-gun immediately heading for the discard pile.
"Boo-merang?"
"Doubt it," the gloomy hero huffed, begrudgingly accepting the obtuse-angled tracker known for knocking him around. "Jazz would have to have something with an ectoplasmic signature on her. Which means not only would we have to find out which signature to look for, we'd also have to figure out how to key the Boo-merang to it. You know how many times we've tried to reset this stupid thing."
Tucker's brief smile flickered and vanished. "We could check your room to see if she left her bracelet behind. I bet she has it with her; she wears it all the time. Maybe we can track it with the Finder. Doesn't it have an emergency beacon built in?" The darker man leaned back down, ducking his head inside the cabinet while the lighter male grabbed up a screwdriver, using it to remove a side panel from the faintly glowing "weapon".
"Yeah, it does! I forgot about that! Let me just fix the Boo-merang real quick and we can go look!"
An errant wire poked from the circuitry in Danny's hands and he lifted it up, rubbing the frayed end between his thumb and forefinger until it twirled more tightly around itself. Wrapping it back beneath the conductive screw where it belonged, he tightened the fastener down.
A burnt plastic smell wafted from the Australian-style device a second before it caught fire.
Danny yelped, tossing it forward like a hot potato and flash freezing it with his eyes, missing the green mist that swirled at his back and whisked an old Thermos away.
Thump!
"HhhhSSSSHHHH!" sounded just after and Tucker clasped the side of his head, the white of gauze-wrapped fingers stark against black hair as he stumbled back from the cabinet.
"Oh, jeeze; are you okay?!" Jumping up and grabbing his friend by the shoulder, Danny led the smaller boy over to his sleeper pod even as Tucker tried to push him off with a long-suffering "I'm fiiiine."
"Maybe we should call it quits for tonight. It's past midnight and you look like you lost a fight." Danny's gaze magnetized to Tucker's hands, guilt churning in his stomach.
"I'm sor—"
"LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" To emphasize his point, the technogeek covered his ears with the flat of his palms. "LALALALA—!"
Danny grimaced, then sighed. "Okay, I get it. No more apologies."
Reading the halfa's lips, Tucker lowered his hands with a cheeky smirk. "Good boy. I'll have those excessive 'sorries' trained out of you yet. Now let's go track that beacon."
Saturday, September 15th
12:21 am
Stay?
Stay?!
Not likely.
Mashirao took off after Inui-sensei, the other animal-hybrid practically melding through the trees in front of him. It was obvious the man was in his element.
But so was Ojiro.
The tailed boy threw himself at the nearest elm, swinging up into its branches. It was a blessing that so much of the campus forest was old growth. A smaller tree would have snapped beneath him.
Ears straining hard and focus dead set on keeping up with Hound Dog, Ojiro's reaction delayed when the adult skidded to a stop, spraying pine needles and semi-orange leaves into the air. Hand jutting out, he managed to grasp a trunk, but the kinetic energy was so strong it nearly dislocated his shoulder. Biting down hard to keep from crying out, the teen watched through heavily shadowed branches as the vague shape of UA's guidance counselor crept forward.
If only he had night vision. It was too bad Howler monkeys weren't known for it.
What was Inui-sensei looking at? It was obvious that the older man was stalking something, but what?
Ojiro wished he could get closer but knew that his presence hadn't gone unnoticed. If he approached without permission, Inui-sensei might really just knock him out.
Well, there was no one else around.
"What is it?"
A sharp growl responded, and the boy suddenly felt less sure of himself, flinching back.
Hound Dog hadn't been wearing his muzzle. There was a reason the man had it.
The golden tuft on the end of Mashirao's tail twitched as he remembered just how close he'd come to losing it.
Maybe expulsion wasn't the only thing he should be worried about.
The rumble got louder.
Which could have been because Inui-sensei was furious, but more likely had to do with him flying straight at Ojiro.
Jerking back to the point where he almost fell out of the tree didn't stop a clawed hand from wrapping around his face, holding him out over the edge like some weightless mannequin. It was only his prehensile tail, hooked around the branch in front, that made the pressure on his neck bearable.
Great, partially yellowed teeth glinted in the hint of moonlight, only so visible because of proximity.
"I—rrrrr—sajed," spittle flew directly into Mashirao's left eye and he blinked rapidly, "—SHTAY!"
Grasping tight around a striped arm for leverage and starting to sweat, the boy's weak voice refuted, "I'm going to be expelled anyway. Things couldn't get any worse."
"Yryuuuuu don'tch shrrrink—" the already large whites of Inui's eyes increased in size as the adult's pupils shrunk down to pinpricks, "—irrrt crooourdrt harrve—" he started to shake, stopping twice to gnash at the air before gritting out his next words, "beeerrrrn WUUURRRSSSE?!" Finally, with a massive vein popping in his temple, the Hominidae Canis tossed his head to the side and took a giant bite out of the tree trunk.
Watching the man crunch the wood apart like so many toothpicks, Ojiro felt his stomach drop out from under him (more than it already had) and his instincts forced his gaze down.
It was the right move, because suddenly, he didn't feel quite like he was balancing on a razor's edge.
It was silent for at least a minute while Hound Dog's angry trembles and hyperventilation slowly dissipated, neither willing to speak a word.
Neck aching, Ojiro finally felt the world move and a branch materialized beneath his feet, the giant hand retracting from his face.
"I thourght—" Inui stalled, taking a slow breath. "I thought it was a bomb."
Ojiro couldn't breathe, throat swelling mostly shut.
What if he had distracted Inui-sensei?!
What if the man's worry for Mashirao caused him to make a mistake?!
What if it had been sound activated?
The young blonde's head swung left, gaping at the sable-shaded world like he could see the dorms beyond.
He could have caused the death of his friends.
…
Kazuko.
His sister.
"You finally understand." It wasn't a question.
Ojiro felt himself nod, but the feeling was far-off.
"Your teachers care about you. Enough to make the hard decisions." Inui's head turned in the same direction as Ojiro's, following his gaze. "If anyone was going to die tonight, it should have been me, and only me."
Vision turning blurry, Mashirao was vaguely aware of cold tracking down his cheeks before a broad hand pressed firmly against his back, sending his numb feet into a shuffle.
"Let's get you back to the duplex. You've only got one day off to sort yourself out before your support classes start."
The smaller male stumbled over a stick and the larger one grabbed him by the back of a pajama shirt, only allowing a second for the kid to get his feet under him before letting go.
Notes:
Author's Note:
Let me know what your theories are in the comments! I really wanna see how this story is being received. What's everyone's guesses? I love to hear theories. I'm really curious to see if anyone's even on the right track!
PS: I love comments so much, but I normally feel too awkward to ask for them. That's why you don't see reminders at the end of chapters. lol
Chapter Notes:
-The reason Monoma got sick was because he helped in the fight against LL's sausages, got bit and didn't tell anyone. Unlike Vlad, who got treatment for his bites, Monoma didn't think anything of a couple small scratches. Lol
-I got curious and I googled what nitroglycerin smells like. It said incredibly burnt sugar or caramel and that it tastes about the same as it smells. Which leads me to some horrible internal questions that I will not voice. XD
-Ketsubutsu academy is where Mr. Joke's class was from in the provisional license exam.
-Handful of Fun is Kendo (martial artist with big hands), Vine Priestess is Shiozaki (religious girl with vine hair), Haxorus 2.0 is Kamakiri (the tusked lizard looking guy), Man of Steel is Tetsutetsu, Gentle Giant is Bondo (the big glue user guy who's quiet), and You Give Me Split Ends is Tokage (the recommendation student of 1b that can split herself into up to 50 pieces).
-TEFL is the certification that English teachers have to get in Japan to be qualified to teach. Some foreigners that come to teach document their journey/travel/hardships etc. on blogs
-the whole "you could be arrested for being a foreigner without identification" thing is actually a real law in Japan.
-Sunset is 5:51 pm in Tokyo on September 14th. Yes, I'm that extra. LOL
-The pill that transforms into a sleeping bag is actually based off of the one in Fenton Menace. The only upgrade is an outer layer that is waterproof. That way if Jazz, for instance, walks into the rain, she doesn't have a sleeping bag exploding off her wrist. XD
-For those wondering why Jazz didn't charge her phone through the wall, it's because she doesn't know the AC level of the outlet or if her phone is even compatible with this world's electricity. Jack and Maddie had to make a special adapter to charge Kamada's phone. (Many countries have 220 AC voltage, and the US has 120. If you plug something into a higher voltage than it can take, it tends to fry the device.)
-The person Hagakure vaguely remembers with a tracking quirk is Kashiko Sekigai. The reason she thinks her name is "world" is because Sekai is world/Earth in Japanese.
-Jack not liking regular clothes because they give him rashes is established in one of the camping episodes.
-Kazuko is an older name (means peace child), which seemed fitting considering Ojiro seems like he came from a more traditional family.
–dogs can smell things 20 km away if conditions are right. I had Hound Dog's range be smaller to account for him not knowing if he was upwind of a trespasser.
-"We can't tell if our opponent is sloppy or a genius. It's like we're trying to put together a puzzle, only to realize that there are three different sets mixed together, and some of the pieces are missing." Heeeeeey. This sounds like it could be a quote by a reader. Hahahah XD
-I got a random head canon while writing this chapter and now I've decided that Ojiro's powers come from being a golden howler monkey hybrid. Since the Kanji of his name references monkeys. They tend to be stockier and have thicker tails than most, can come in gold, and their looks/build feel more like Ojiro than other monkeys to me. The fact that he's a quiet boy is the reason you don't normally hear his "howl" (which sounds like an angry hog) in his voice. Being caught by another animal hybrid during a stressful time was enough to set it off, though.
-the reason Ojiro feels like he's no longer on a razor's edge when he drops his eyes is because dogs see eye contact differently. When interacting with humans, they understand that our customs are different, so they make eye contact to be polite, but when they interact with other animals they only maintain eye contact to challenge another's authority.
Chapter 17: Murphy's Law
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This event allows both line artists and colorists to strut their stuff by giving each a chance in the spotlight.
The first half of the event will be dedicated to line artists and is non-competitive. It’s simply a time for benevolent souls to offer up their Danny Phantom themed work for sacrificial coloring. If you adore doodling and would love to see your drawings flush with pigment, this is the portion for you!
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Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"Ĉi tio estas en Esperanto." [This is in Esperanto.]
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
The audio for this chapter can be found here:
Saturday, September 15th
7:27 am
Inko Midoriya slid her key into the lock of Musutafu Public Library and jiggled. After a short battle, the door clicked free and she pushed inside, stomping her feet against the chill.
It was an average Saturday for her. But that was okay, Inko was partial to working weekends.
While most of her colleagues still had young children in school, the forty-one year old was a bit of an empty nester. It wouldn't be fair for her to take the parent-friendly shifts when Izuku was living on UA's campus. Besides, this way, other businesses were open during her free time and she could complete her work week in three days instead of five.
Removing lemon-colored mittens and a light chevron patterned scarf, Inko relocked the door behind her.
The library didn't open for another thirty minutes, so it wouldn't do to have strangers wander in. The computers and lights still had to be turned on, go-backs needed returning and it was vital she sign-in to her own station before she could even think about opening the doors to the public.
About three-quarters of the way through her morning routine, a feather-light sound whispered several aisles away and Inko froze, the book in her hand hovering just outside a gap in the biographies section.
Shhhrrrf-le. Shwiish.
There it was again.
Something was moving.
The librarian shook slightly and slid her free hand into a pocket, wrapping pudgy fingers around her cell phone.
Should she call one-one-zero?
As the only one here it was her job to investigate; but the thought terrified her.
Listening hard and finger hovering over the dial button, the skittish woman finished all the close-by returns (nonchalantly avoiding the ones in the kid's fiction section where the strange sound originated). Through it all, things stayed quiet. Nothing moved; nothing attacked.
Maybe she was just being paranoid.
With all the things happening at UA she hadn't gotten much sleep lately and had been almost constantly on edge. If she called the police for something that turned out to be a rodent problem Inko was sure to be reprimanded.
Taking a steadying breath, she closed her phone, mentally preparing to finish the library's opening procedures without the police on speed-dial.
Saturday, September 15th
8:22 am
The library had been open for nearly a half hour now and several people had already started to trickle in. Things had been calm, with nothing too out of the ordinary. Well, other than the fact that the sweet, red-headed foreigner from yesterday was back.
Inko hadn't seen the girl come in, but she'd been a bit preoccupied calling clients about late fees. Resolved to try and pay closer attention, the librarian offered a friendly wave and a smile when the front doors rattled and a thin man with eye-stalks shuffled into the building.
Knowing Nakamura-san would be fine on his own—he was a regular, after all—Inko went back to typing up this week's newsletter. He was probably just here to pick up a couple books for his family's Sunday Story Time and would most likely just head straight to—.
Inko stiffened, a slight sweat building in her armpits as she glanced toward the children's section.
Maybe she should return those go-backs before he got over there.
Just in case.
Lurching to her feet, the mother squared her shoulders and started off, a scattering of thin, brightly colored books forgotten on the wheeled cart behind her.
As she weaved around shelves, Inko thoroughly inspected them for "rodents", only sighing in relief when the area appeared empty. Satisfied enough to head back to her desk, she pivoted on a heel and immediately lost momentum, eyebrows drawing together in confusion.
Had someone left one of the nook pillows out?
Despite aging joints, Inko got down on her knees and reached under a shelf, groping for the throw.
Except wait. The library didn't own anything purple. And the fabric beneath her fingers was too silky.
Inko's trembling hand dragged out from under the shelf in slow motion.
…A sleeping bag?
Flinching and going deathly white, the plump woman shoved it right back where it came from.
Saturday, September 15th
8:31 am
Anan Kurose, better known by her hero name, Thirteen, pushed open the entrance to UA's support department building. Stepping to the side, she flattened the front of her puffy, astronaut-inspired suit and let the school's nurse, Chiyo Shuzenji, pass.
It was rare for Kocho-san to request Thirteen come in on a day off; so whatever Maijima-kun had cooking just down the hall had to be something very special. And very dangerous, if it required Black Hole on standby.
Releasing the door, she gestured for Recovery Girl to take point. The grandma's short legs shambled forward and Thirteen kept pace, gaze drifting over several overly shiny splotches on the silver wall to their right.
A prime example of spot-check cleaning if she'd ever seen one.
As they came up on Power Loader's personal workshop, two students sporting earplugs and goggles stepped out from a room opposite. The thick steel that shut behind them cut off the rhythmic ting of a hammer on metal and the rat-a-tat-tat of slapping pistons.
"Don't worry about the noise, we'll set you up with proper PPE tomorrow," the taller blonde reassured, tossing a set of thickly curled locks over a shoulder. With a wink, her hand lifted to heavily painted lips and she stage-whispered past the back of it, "We even have a special suit in the works for that tail of yours! Can't have you catching your fur in any gears; the paperwork would be abysmal!"
The girl's follow-up chortle came out more gender-bent-Santa than anything natural, leaving Thirteen glad for the dark tint of her space helmet.
Don't get her wrong. Anan cared about every UA student equally. But some of them were more obnoxious than others and she'd had over two years to get acquainted with that particular laugh.
Lacking a convenient way to hide a grimace, the girl's companion just gauchely rubbed his neck in response, mouth pulled into an obviously fake smile.
Shuzenji suddenly stopped just shy of Power Loader's workshop and Anan almost tripped over her. Turning an unbalanced sidestep into an awkward lean, the disaster specialist reached past the healer and rang the room's doorbell.
As they waited, the boy shifted under Recovery Girl's sharp, beady-eyed stare. Thirteen raised a brow, but quickly lost interest when a buzzer sounded. Lunging to get the door before it could relock, the spry female held it ajar and waited patiently for Chiyo to shuffle through on her syringe-like cane. Just before all outside sound went dead, a small, explosive breath released behind them, quirking the grandma's slight lips.
"Kurose-san! Shuzenji-sama! Perfect timing!"
The shout had come from a sheet-metal table toward the center-right of the room. Maijima fiddled with something on the other side of it, peeks of electric green gleaming through gaps between his, for once, fully covered fingers. When their brick-red, alloy-coated tips moved to pull a fine wire mesh away from the thing he held, Anan finally caught a glimpse of it.
...A soup container?
Curious.
"I'm just about ready to turn this guy on." Skirting the work island, Maijima strode toward the back of the room with a slight spring in his step, passing shelves lined with shamrock-green bins and a wall-mounted board filled by hanging shop tools. Making his way to a caution-striped door, he grabbed a half-meter tall robot off another shelving unit and pushed through the entry.
A gurney soon appeared from the gloom, kicked out by a grey boot.
Thirteen moved closer, peering inside to find Maijima setting both the droid and the luminescent thermos down in a two by three meter room. The kitchenware's eerie, consistent glow revealed scorch marks and pooling shadows on every surface, belying dents in the high-carbon steel.
"What do you need me to do?"
"Just wait on standby for now. I want to make sure this thing's harmless before I extract the ectoplasm. It has an easily accessible fuel canister, so I'm hoping to prioritize disassembling it over the belt." Power Loader stepped out, flicking the switch for a repulsion field as he went.
As the walls of the lead-insulated room took on a light hummm, the man reached over, snagging a black gauntlet with silver wire running down each finger off the robot shelf. Switching his left work glove for the unconventional controller, he did a succession of hand symbols that lit the palm cobalt.
The support department head then ushered his audience to the far side of the room, herding them over to a sleeping computer. Quickly waking the dual monitors, he used his right hand to log in and open a program on the desktop, while his other stayed closed in a loose fist tucked by his chest. When the program loaded, it expanded to reveal a plethora of camera angles recording inside the safe room.
"When I count down to zero, I want you primed to activate your quirk, Kurose-san! Don't do it yet. Just have it ready in case things go sour. I'm fairly certain the interior lining of reflective lenses means that the thermos is meant to project something. But whether it's a weapon or a holographic device, I have no idea." The thread of excitement and wonder in the mechanic's rough voice surprised Thirteen; but then again, it was fairly typical of him to reverse-engineer most new toys in a matter of hours.
These ectoplasmic inventions were really something to keep his mind so stimulated. And as much as Anan hated the circumstances, it was good to see her friend's old spark.
Power Loader started the countdown, working his way back from ten as his front two fingers mimed walking. The droid—that looked like a miniature, highly dexterous version of the school's battle-bots—sprang to life on the first monitor, trundling closer to the thermos on caterpillar tracks. Using more fancy hand signs, Maijima instructed the mechanical golem to pick up the thermos and aim it at the building's exterior wall.
In response, Anan pointed her own index finger (the tip of its glove popped open in preparation) toward the room, waiting with braced feet as the countdown reached zero.
At the final, binary call of its ancestors, the droid pressed a lime-colored button.
Nothing happened.
"Maybe you need to take off the lid?"
The wry words near Anan's feet cause her to flinch. She'd forgotten Chiyo was there.
By the time her eyes flicked back up, the cap was already gone and the robot had pressed the button again, causing a fluorescent beam to flood the test chamber. Shoulders dipping in surprised relief, Thirteen spared a chuckle for Maijima's frozen state beside her and teased, "Quite an impressive flashlight."
After a solid ten seconds, the man's Tonka-Truck-meets-T-rex headgear finally moved, cocking slightly as Maijima held and depressed the button several more times. When this just caused a strobe of brilliant blue flashes, he turned the robot around, making it point the open thermos at itself before trying one more time. Its metallic, cylindrical face lit from below like a camp counselor telling spooky stories; but otherwise, nothing changed.
"I don't think you're dealing with a weapon there, Maijima-kun," Chiyo commented, the extra skin around her eyes stretching tight as her brows hitched up. "Unless it's a weapon that only works on living things; I think you're fine to take it apart."
Anan snapped her finger cover closed and relaxed her stance as Maijima pulled the camera footage over to his second monitor and opened a new program on the first. Checking the logged output from the beam, he sighed, the set of his shoulders and the tightness of his mouth telling Anan he was feeling a bit derisive.
The mechanic then directed his robot to grab a panel on the side of the thermos, popping it off with as much efficiency as he would a battery cover on a tv remote.
Just how many hours had her friend been working on this? For that matter….how much sleep was he getting? Was he even taking care of himself?
Nonchalantly removing her helmet and placing it on the desk beside her, she studied Power Loader as he extracted the ecto-cartridge. The thin man was even more gaunt than normal, each rib clearly visible beneath his tight, black shirt. As he finished checking another reading and walked past her to the safe room, she took a covert sniff of the air and frowned.
Intense motor grease and diesel.
That wasn't good.
Maijima was normally vehement about showering daily and heavily encouraged it around the development studio. (To the point that he even managed to harass his prized student—the pink terror—into making an effort to this year.)
Thirteen looked down at Shuzenji, ready to bring up her concerns when she found the older woman already staring back like "it took you long enough".
The school nurse—doctor—slightly inclined her head, carnation-colored headgear bobbing with the motion. Readjusting it, she called, "Maijima-kun, Dear, you're due for a check-up."
"What? No! I'm doing fine!" the haggard man replied, quickly flicking off the containment field and diving inside the safe room as if that would protect him from the elderly woman outside. "I ate breakfast! I swear! Kenranzaki-san brought it to me."
Considering they'd just seen Kenranzaki in the halls and it was morning right now, it was possible he was telling the truth. But somehow, Anan didn't think so. "What's today?"
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Maijima griped, stalking out of the small space and bringing his prize over to an industrial 3D printer. Opening the case and yanking out what looked to be a miniature Eiffel Tower, he grabbed a metal file and started removing burs. To the untrained eye, his quick, precise movements may have supported the "insulted" claim his voice was trying to make; but to Thirteen, who'd known him forever, they told a different story.
He was scared, anxious. Didn't want to be taken off the project, even temporarily.
"What's today?" she repeated.
Maijima busied himself with scurrying to another desk, quickly threading several thick wires up his lattice structure before hedging, "...It's after Thursday."
"Okay. That's enough. You need a break, Higari-kun," Thirteen stressed, taking a step toward the man who instantly tensed, gathering the wired tower into his left arm and holding it in front of him like a shield. His other hand dropped behind him, guarding its glowing green cartridge as if the two women had plans to take it. Which, fair.
"You need sleep. Food. A shower."
The man's mecha-helmet tilted down and Anan knew he'd just done a sniff check.
"Just a bit longer," Maijima pleaded, his voice not quite a whine, but close. "I think it'll work this time, now that I have direct access to the ectoplasmic molecules. I think if I can overcome the electrostatic barrier I can figure out their exact ionic charge."
"How long?"
"Just ten more minutes. Please. If I'm right, I can get the tracker up and running."
Saturday, September 15th
8:35 am
Okay, okay. So there was a sleeping bag hidden over by the children's section. There were lots of normal, rational reasons someone could have left it there. Maybe a kid just wanted to get more cozy in the reading nooks. Or it was part of some old sleepover event Inko forgot existed. Even if it was someone breaking in at night, they might just be a homeless person trying to sleep in a heated building.
She hadn't seen anyone this morning, but it could be a more recent thing. Or they were so good at vanishing by the time the library opened that hearing them had been a fluke. They hadn't left a mess, whoever they were.
It wasn't necessarily someone watching Inko's workplace, trying to figure out her day-to-day patterns.
The internal dialogue did little to quell a sinking feeling as Inko compulsively rubbed her hand against a yellow skirt.
During all the recent invasions of Izuku's school, portal quirks had been the main form of villain transport and more than a few of the attacks had involved preemptive stake-outs.
Feeling the sharp, burning heat of an anxiety cramp ripple up her belly, the greenette took a deep breath in. She needed to finish answering this email, not get herself worked up.
The woman got as far as Let me check and see if we have that book in stock, before her brain shocked her with an idea so sudden it felt like static.
What if the person never left? They might be here. Right now. Watching.
Dark eyes zipped up and scanned the library's inhabitants.
Nakamura, Takahashi, Suzuki and three strangers. Well, two. Jazz-san wasn't exactly an unknown. And it was doubtful that an American tourist had ties to a local terrorist group.
Switching her attention over to the new pair, Inko studied them. Two girls. Early twenties. The first was tall and slender, the fabric of her zip-up hoodie loose and ragged over toned muscles. Hair tied up in a messy bun, she glared daggers at the textbook propped in her lap from behind puffy eyes. The second girl was shorter than the first and fared much better. Her skin was clean and healthy and her collared shirt and capris were wrinkle-free. Green eyes referenced a notebook as the curvy girl quizzed her friend, tucking a bright blue streak behind an ear to join an otherwise chestnut head of hair.
College students, if Inko had to guess. In fact, were she a gambling woman, she'd bet that the worn girl's thermos held more than just water.
Making a mental note to check on that in a minute (coffee was a big no-no in the library), Inko pulled her gaze away. She doubted the two were stalkers. They just didn't seem the type.
This was stupid. The squatter was probably long gone.
Sighing, Inko finished her email and sent it away.
Maybe she should go check on Jazz again. The redhead was deep in some kind of research project and might have more questions.
The greenette smiled and hefted up, stepping out from behind the help desk. Circumventing one of the study tables that stood between her station and the computers, Inko idly appraised Jazz's outfit.
Without her work jacket, the foreigner looked quite cute in a lavender t-shirt and Carolina blue jeans.
Although.
Inko's eyebrows slowly creased together.
Those were the same clothes she'd had on yesterday, sans the coat. Granted, she was probably living out of a suitcase. But they were also very rumpled. Almost like she'd slept in them.
Lips tugging down to complete the frown, Inko scrutinized Jazz more closely. Her hair was definitely shinier than yesterday, more oily. And had the look of being hand-combed instead of brushed.
It was possible she was just busy, as involved with research as she was, but that just didn't sit right with Inko's instincts.
Eyes flicking over to the computer, the mother had just enough time to read "Little-Known Impacts of a Quirked Society: How Meta Abilities Redefined the Modern Building Code" before Jazz noticed her with an "Ah!".
The exclamation was enough to trigger the phone in Jazz's hand and it lit up, ready to receive input.
"Inko-san. I didn't see you there. Did you need something?"
Panicking, the librarian responded, "Oh, I was just coming to see if you needed anything." Hand gestures fluttering around like a nervous finch, she added, "You've been very focused. Like you had a project due. So I wanted to see if you needed any more help."
"Awww. That's very sweet of you. No, I'm good. Thank you for keeping an eye out for—um, watching over me." Jazz beamed back, shoulders relaxed and eyes crinkling slightly.
"Well let me know if that changes. Don't push yourself too hard."
"I won't."
Nodding acceptance with an anxious smile, Inko turned around, slinking away toward the college crammers.
Articles on building codes, history, self-repairing denim? What was Jazz-san studying, anyway? It didn't seem nefarious. Just…unrelated.
The one time the American had even asked for help, it'd been to draft a response to a classified ad.
Inko's gait faltered.
The ad had been for a tutoring position.
A job.
The sleeping bag invaded the mother's mind again and the concern that came with it had a distinctly new flavor.
Saturday, September 15th
11:15 am (AKA 6:15 pm in Switzerland)
Maddie Fenton's eyes blurred as she looked at a paper in her left hand. External Gravitational Forces and their Effect on Static Wormholes was a dry subject, made even worse by a lack of sleep. The cup of coffee in her right hand was the only thing keeping her going, its fabricated energy allowing her to push through jet-lag that wasn't likely to go away. Not when she could barely catch a wink of sleep.
All flights home on Sunday and Monday had been booked. All except for first class.
The Fentons were well off, but even she couldn't swing fifteen thousand dollars a ticket. Sam had offered to pay—despite her Platinum flier card having a deals exclusion for flights booked less than a week in advance—but Maddie couldn't accept such an expensive gift from a twenty-year-old. It wasn't right. Not when they'd be coming home on Tuesday anyway.
A sudden growl tore up Maddie's throat and she had to stop herself from tossing her mug to the floor, its brown liquid sloshing over ceramic sides as the intrusive thought almost won.
Damn the Infi-Map! Of all the times it could have decided to have issues!
Maddie sighed, putting the astrophysics article down on a mosaic-tile bartop and cupping her now-free hand under the coffee before it could drip to the floor. Walking around the kitchen peninsula to grab several paper towels, she dabbed the mug clean before placing it aside, too.
All she could do was pray that her baby girl was doing fine. That the martial arts, weapons and survival training she'd drilled into Jazz would be enough to get her by. That, and her charm bracelet. The boys had confirmed it was missing, so Jazz probably had it. Hopefully.
Maddie glanced across the room to where Adrian and her husband sat across from each other, squished into a breakfast nook's creaking, wooden chairs. The shabby-chic white paint was as worn as their faces while they traded vehement whispers, each pointing at different passages of a textbook on the little, literature-burdened table between them.
Well, nothing to do now but follow Jack's lead and double down on research. If Maddie was going to be stranded here with a theoretical physicist, she might as well absorb as much knowledge as possible.
Sudden pain stabbed behind Maddie's drooping eyes and she frowned down at the mug beside her. Picking it up, she dumped its contents down the sink.
If she retained nothing and couldn't come up with valid hypotheses, there was no point in staying up.
Squaring slight shoulders, the careworn scientist marched straight to bed.
Saturday, September 15th
11:52 am
"Are you sure you didn't get the times mixed up?"
"He'll be here."
"Okay."
"He will. He's just running late."
The Red Huntress eyed the half ghost next to her. The man faced away, too intent on searching crowds of semi-transparent people to notice her gaze.
A portcullis stood at the pair's back, large bars of black pig iron recessed into the scarlet face of a keep like decaying teeth. Towers of stone and mortar rose within the inner curtain wall, sculpted to defy physics and emphasize the structure's sharp, aggressive form.
Valerie's eyebrows knit together as she continued to study the halfa. Phantom's soft light was fluctuating worse than a pendulum and his back was ramrod straight. Wulf's arrival was important, especially after the hunt for Cujo had turned up a big fat goose egg, but Danny was hyperfixating.
"Relax, Danny. You don't have to be so stiff. I offered to babysit a ghost, not a corpse." Val gave the taller man's shoulder a light squeeze, ignoring the boy's flinch and a surprised shout from nearby. "We'll find Jazz."
"Yeah, but in how many pieces?" Danny snapped back, the muscle and bone under Valerie's hand suddenly giving way like memory foam. "And I don't need a babysitter!"
Face scrunched in disgust, Val extracted her fingers from the pliable surface and retorted, "Uh, yeah; clearly you do, if you're gonna act like a toddler."
"It's not like I'm going to spontaneously combust if you guys leave me alone," Danny huffed, turning his eyes back to the bourg. "Despite what you, Sam and Tuck seem to think."
Oh hell no. This pissy crap was not gonna fly.
Reaching out, Val snatched Danny's shoulder again; and this time, before he could soften it, she spun him around to face her.
"Danny. Look at me." Staring him dead in the eye and pulling on her exceptionally good memory, the hunter paraphrased, "An obsession is a ghost's greatest weakness. It can make you counterintuitive and single-minded. But it's also your strength. The people you care about love you back and will be your pillars when you can't stand alone."
Danny's face twisted into greater agitation. "That's not fair."
"Life's not fair. Get over it."
"Can't I at least have a half-pass, then? Since I'm only half alive?" Danny quipped, the bite to his words more of a nibble.
"Sorry, but if anything your double-life ups the ante."
"Figures."
Danny looked up, blowing wispy bangs (that had chosen that moment to embrace gravity) out of his eyes as three tears opened in the world in front of him, spilling green light like entrails from a wound.
"Mi pardonpetas pro malfruo," [My apologies for being late,] a husky voice growled through the air, preceding a hulking figure of sleek, black fur. Nails clicking on the hard stone beneath his paws, the wolfman stalked out of the bridge between realities like a predator ghosting amongst trees. Until a second later, when his eyes met Phantom's intense ones and immediately deflected away. Ears swiveling back, he offered, "Miaj ungegoj ŝajnigas obtuzecon. Ili ne Disŝiras kiel ili devus hodiaŭ." [My claws feign dullness. They do not Rend as they should today.]
"Viaj potencoj ankaŭ agas?" [Your powers are acting up too?] Dismay tinged Danny's soft words and his arms crossed, right hand flexing tight over the black fabric coating his bicep. Soon after, the halfa's feet lifted from the ground and the air in front of his mouth started to fog in little puffs. Lips turning down, he glanced at his breath, then over at Wulf whose claws elongated and retracted at the beast's sides.
Danny's face morphed into "oh crap" mode a split second before fire erupted up his suit like tinder, the green licks of flame so intense Valerie had to take a step back.
"Uh, Danny, you good?"
The huntress never got an answer as her own suit contorted, taking her with it to avoid an ectoblast that seared the black gate behind where she'd just been.
"Who the hell?!" Valerie shouted, jumping into the air and smacking her heels together to form her hoverboard. Instantly turning back toward the marketplace behind them, she surveyed the frozen crowd where the blast had originated.
There was only a heartbeat of quiet before pandemonium erupted. Ghosts fled and tore away from somewhere in the main throng, pushing and shoving each other in their panic. Only a few turned incorporeal to escape.
Val assumed at first it was because they were smart, but maybe they were just lucky.
Ghost rays and blasts of all kinds exploded from everywhere in the mob, seemingly at random. Then the waves of specters thinned enough for the huntress to catch a glimpse of the town square some hundred feet away. She could just make out several ghosts slowing as if flying through syrup before hardening into stone. Behind them, a series of statues already peppered the piazza in similar, terrified poses.
Valerie got all of two feet closer to the fight before Phantom snagged her around the waist.
"NO! Val, you can't!"
"The hell I can't!" White-hot rage burned through the full human as she tried to break away, but Danny's arms were a band of steel.
"It's a gorgon. The ghosts will thaw. Eventually. We won't. We have to let the guards handle this one."
Valerie whipped her head around, ready to tear Danny a new one when she saw his face. Then noticed the trembling of restraint in his own muscles.
Letting loose a gryphon-esque cry, she dropped her shoulders to let her friend know she understood.
He didn't release her, tugging toward the portcullis instead. That is, until he dropped like a stone, deadweighting against Valerie's back and instantly pulling a muscle near her spine.
It was the hoverboard that saved them both from a several yard fall, banking sharply as its rider lurched backward, keeping the spasming woman straight and her feet stuck fast.
Rebalancing, Valerie peeked down at Wulf. The friendly lupine shuddered in place, his own aura flaring and shifting the light around him.
It seemed her suit's tech was somehow impervious to whatever was afflicting the natural ghosts. Getting them all to safety was going to have to be up to her.
Telepathically redirecting her ride, Valerie dipped closer to the ground. Taking the hint, Wulf leapt up, grabbing the board to either side of her feet and hanging on like some giant, fuzzy ornament.
They crested the wall and the rope-like grip around her middle slackened, sliding low on her hips and prompting Valerie to glance back. Locking eyes with her now oozy-sweater-belt of a friend, her features lit in a savage grin. "I don't need a babysitter, he says. I won't spontaneously combust, he says."
Danny's semi-garbled, "Quiet, you," had her laughing so deep her hoverboard swayed to keep them upright as the cavernous mouth of the keep swallowed them whole.
Saturday, September 15th
12:01 pm
Writing down an address and phone number on a piece of paper to join three others, Jazz rubbed at her temples.
Well, that was one task done.
There'd only been a few apartments that fit her needs in this part of the city, but she was fairly confident in her choices. They were slummy enough that they'd probably rent without ID and she was pretty sure she wouldn't get murdered in her sleep. Now if only that want ad would get back to her (at her newly created email address), she'd be sitting pretty.
Getting up with a sigh, Jazz got a drink of water. Her fourth one today. She'd been trying to trick her stomach into feeling less hungry so she wouldn't need to eat as much. The charm bracelet contained several weeks worth of freeze-dried rations and Fenton Jerky, but Jazz wasn't about to take chances, refusing to eat anything so far today but the perishable rice ball.
Jazz was all about preparing for the worst case scenario. If she had to live exclusively on rations for a while, they better count.
Lips pursing and eyebrows cinching, the ginger eyed the computer.
Maybe she should make a list of back-up apartments...
As she sat back down, peripheral movement caught Jazz's attention and she glanced over a shoulder.
Inko was approaching for the second time today, skittish as a wild animal. In her hands was a small plastic box painted all black except for the single cherry blossom branch that decorated its side.
Nonchalantly switching tabs on the internet browser to a decoy Yotube video, Jazz offered a smile.
Like a sunbreak in a rainstorm, Inko returned it before her face reclouded and her dark eyes flit sideways to the red pandas dancing on the screen. "Ano, Jazz-san?" Seemingly baffled, she dropped her gaze down to the sheet of printer paper covered in Jazz's notes. "Would you like to have lunch with me?"
Hand twitching slightly, the redhead quashed an urge to cover the addresses. No need to bring extra attention to them. Besides, her Japanese penmanship should be nearly indecipherable to a native writer.
"I would love to! But I didn't bring a lunch and I don't have any money on me."
"Oh, uhm, that's okay! I'm dieting right now anyway. We can share mine!"
A quick assessment of Inko's expression told Jazz the woman was full of it, but free food was free food. Any way the dimensional castaway could stretch her rations increased her chances of survival.
"Are you sure? I feel bad mooching off you."
"Absolutely!" Inko blanched. "I mean, you aren't mooching! I'm—What I meant was—I'm absolutely sure! Please! Take some!" The older woman practically shoved the box into Jazz's hand in an attempt to correct the faux pas before slumping and blushing bright red.
Jazz couldn't help it; she laughed, the sound light and non-abrasive. "Thank you, Inko-san. You're really a wonderful person, you know that?"
The librarian turned even brighter as Jazz removed the lid of the bento box to peek inside.
"Oh, sorry!" Inko's hand shot out over the lunch as if to take it while the other pointed toward the library's side door. "I forgot to say, we can't eat inside! Only water is allowed in here so people don't ruin the books."
Standing up, Inko led the way across the library and through the glass door, Jazz trailing behind. On the other side was a little canopy sheltering an outdoor couch, coffee table and armchair. Taking up station on the chair, Inko smoothed her skirt into place and waved toward the polyester bottom of the love seat beside her.
Jazz settled nearby, unsure what to do now. "Did you want your half first?" she offered, holding out the lunch box.
"Oh, no thank you. I'm a mom. Kids always eat first," Inko replied, showing something that nearly resembled a confident grin.
"I'm twenty-three." Jazz's lips twitched up. "I'm hardly a kid." Taking off the lid and seeing that the lunch box weenies had faces and were cut to look like octopi, she added, "But I'm starting to feel like one."
Following Jazz's gaze, Inko floundered, her thumbs starting to twiddle. "Ah! Sorry! My son used to love those, so now I make them before my mind even knows what my hands are doing."
"Oh, you have a son? What's he like?"
"He's the biggest softie you've ever met. Headstrong when it comes to helping others, though."
Somehow, the tone of that last sentence came with a strange connotation. There was definitely a story there.
"Sounds like he takes after his mother."
Inko's eyes widened then shot up to search Jazz's face.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Something tells me I was going to be eating half your lunch whether I wanted to or not," Jazz responded with a chuckle.
Inko's gaze slunk away again as the woman started picking at a stick that had come apart from her wicker chair's weave.
"...It's not that I'm not proud of Izuku…" she murmured, running a pudgy finger back and forth over the stray twig like it was the most interesting thing in the world. "It's great that he loves to help people—it really is! And I want to support his dreams. But he's always in danger and I'm not sure my heart can take it."
A familiar feeling stabbed through Jazz's chest and she offered a sad smile, chopsticks slowly sinking back toward the bento where the next bite of rice lay forgotten.
"You know my brother's a hero." Eyes gentle with understanding, Jazz observed Inko's idle hands. "Seven years I've watched him run head first into unimaginable dangers, wondering, worrying, if this was the time he wouldn't make it back."
The was a moment of weighted silence, heavy and smothering, before, "He almost didn't, once."
No matter how many times she told the story, the words still stuck in Jazz's throat and the heat of tears pricked at the girl's sclera. "You know—" her voice cracked, "—I asked him to put aside heroing after that." Taking in a shaky breath, she reached the back of her hand up to rub at a runny nose. "And he did; just for me."
"Other people took over for him. He was finally safe. He hung out with his friends, got homework done on time, was able to do some much-needed networking for his job. Things were great."
"But then a villain attack happened right in front of him and there were no other—" a slight pause, "—heroes around."
"A dog slipped its leash to protect its owner. Chased after the villain." Inko's expression turned pained and she leaned forward, hanging on every word as if witnessing a car crash.
"Now if you knew Skulker, you'd know he's a real piece of work. Easily annoyed. It took all of three seconds before the blade came out."
"Danny couldn't just watch and I don't blame him. I wouldn't have been able to either. But he wasn't the same after that." Jazz lifted her head to stare directly into Inko's eyes, ignoring the older woman's quickly deflating form. "Some people can't just watch. Do you get what I'm saying?"
"But—that doesn't mean they need to go looking for danger," Inko refuted, voice small and quivering.
"In my experience, they don't get a choice. They're Murphy's favorites." Shrugging apologetically at Inko's broken expression, Jazz averted her gaze upward, studying the wooden beams that supported their small canopy. "And I, for one, would rather know my brother isn't out of practice the next time trouble finds him."
Inko's expression was lost, but there was something else there, too. Just the tiniest furrow between her pencil-thin brows and a tightness around the bridge of her nose.
"Looks like you know exactly what I'm talking about."
"Izuku's school keeps getting attacked..."
The information slotted into Jazz's mind like notched wood and with it came sudden clarity. Inko's son went to UA.
"I'm scared."
"I know." Dredging up a smile despite the pit in her stomach, Jazz continued, "But you know what I did when I realized I couldn't stop Danny? I got stronger. Learned how to fight. So the next time he was in trouble, I could do more than just watch."
"Here." Jazz held out the half-finished lunch box. "It's your turn."
Inko's disquieted expression made it obvious the woman hadn't missed the double meaning.
Hesitating only a moment, she took the bento.
Saturday, September 15th
1:17 pm
Inko wasn't sure why she'd told Jazz so many personal things. Things she'd been reluctant to voice even to close friends. There was just something about the girl. She understood. Listened. Helped even when she wasn't talking.
At first Inko had suspected it was the girl's quirk.
But then at the tail end of lunch, Jazz had casually mentioned she was quirkless and studying to be a psychiatrist.
Somehow, it didn't surprise Inko. It should have. But it didn't.
Except now she had a lot to think about.
Things she didn't want to.
She was a nervous, meek, overweight librarian and she had to fix that. Her quirk wasn't even particularly strong. How was someone like her supposed to protect anyone?
But Jazz-san was quirkless. And she kept her brother safe.
It was doable.
It had to be.
Inko walked past Jazz's workstation on her way to return a horror book. A concerned frown marred the American's face and the librarian peeked over the girl's shoulder in curiosity.
Huh.
Apparently Inko wasn't the only one who'd learned something troubling from their discussion.
The Nomu who'd attacked UA glowed brightly on Jazz's borrowed computer screen.
Saturday, September 15th
2:37 pm
Snipe glared down at the infernal device clutched in his glove. The prototype clearly wasn't working right. There'd been six pings just in the last three hours, spread out over the tracker's five hundred mile range. And of the two so called "portals" that had been close enough to check out, neither had shown hide nor hair of suspicious activity.
It was possible something big was going down. But with Maijima currently sedated in Recovery Girl's office and the machine being the first of its kind, he seriously doubted it.
Honestly, this wouldn't be so bad if he could just verify whether any of the spots had even had a portal. But the school's resident engineering genius had managed to get himself put down for a nap before he could teach anyone how to use his homemade EMF reader.
Feeling like a little fish when another chirrup sounded from his hand, Snipe ground his teeth and grabbed the bottom of his rust-red cloak. Quickly tying it around his waist, he mounted a Kawasaki motorcycle that waited just off the curb and glanced around the busy heart of Tarishu Ward. Turning on a siren and a set of flashing purple-green lights, the cowboy signaled with an arm and jumped back out into traffic, following the sonar-like screen pulsing near his handlebars.
Saturday, September 15th
2:42 pm
Three hours.
THREE FREAKING HOURS of feeling like fire ants crawled under his skin to play Ratatouille with his powers.
Danny was exhausted.
His body had put him through such a wringer it squeezed out abilities he didn't even know he had.
Turning green, Danny burped up a gas that either came from his lungs or was his lungs—he couldn't be sure; cause apparently, vaporizing was a thing for him now.
Resisting the urge to cry when the itchy burn finally stomped its way out of his muscles, Danny drug himself up into a seated position, hands acting as stabilizers on the polished marble floor. He'd been basking his overheated body on the cool, fireproof surface for the better part of twenty minutes.
At least he hadn't Wailed. Small mercies.
Forcing his gaze up, he noticed Valerie. Despite several pleas for her to get to safety, she hadn't left, even after the first time he'd Blast Burned the room like a freaking Typhlosion.
Eyes trailing over a well-barbecued area rug, a floor that looked like it had just hosted an ice hockey tournament and a string of shredded tapestries at the far side of the room, Danny finally spotted a half-caved-in door.
It led to the great hall, which, as far as Danny was aware, still held Wulf. The lupine had been much less head-strong than Valerie, turning tail the moment Danny had yelled at his friends to run.
"Is it finally over?!" Val's voice echoed from above, drawing Danny's eyes back up to the mezzanine that overlooked the ballroom.
"I think so," he responded, throat as unpleasantly scratchy and dry as sand in a beach towel.
"You okay?!"
No.
"Yeah, I'll be fine. Can you check on Wulf?"
Valerie eyed him skeptically, but still vaulted over the stone railing, her hoverboard forming beneath her feet and pulling her out the door.
Jellifying—not literally this time, thank Clockwork—over the marble again, Danny groaned and cracked his neck, eyes sliding shut of their own accord. Every muscle in his body was sore.
A rushing cascade of scratches skittered across the room and toxic green eyes popped open. Just in time to squeeze shut as a massive tongue slimed across their lids and about fifty percent of Danny's face.
Gross.
"Amiko! Ĉu vi estas bone?!" [Friend! Are you okay?!]
"Jes, mi fartas bone. Kio pri vi?" [Yeah, I'm fine. What about you?]
Danny was pretty sure he already knew the answer to that, seeing how spry Wulf's greeting had been, but he needed the affirmation.
"Mi fartis pli bone ol vi. Vi aspektas kiel trisemajna kadavraĵo." [I fared better than you. You look like three-week old carrion.]
"Multaj dankoj." [Thanks a lot.] Danny rolled his eyes, tone dripping sarcasm even in another language. "Mi nur ŝajnigos, ke tio estas komplimento, ĉar vi tiom amas rubon." [I'll just pretend that's a compliment since you love garbage so much.]
"Tuŝi." [Touché.] Smile feral, Wulf grabbed Danny's arm and yanked the halfa to his feet.
Somehow managing only a slight stumble despite wobbly knees, Danny returned the sharp grin.
"Okay, now that we've established no one's gonna cease, what the heck was that?! I know that was more than just a ghost cold!"
Oh crap. Had he really forgotten to tell Valerie about the Ghost Zone?
Danny wracked his brain. Between Hagakure and Kamada, the portals, his parents being gone and Jazz's kidnapping….Yep. He had. Whoops.
A glowing gun slotted between his eyes with a resounding, "Spill!" and Danny threw up his hands in surrender before it lowered.
"The Ghost Zone's been acting up lately. That's why we aren't using the Infi-Map right now. And ghosts have been having it rough with power disruption, too; so they're probably related. Frostbite seems to think there's an outside factor causing it but with Jazz missing I haven't had a chance to look for the source."
"So let me get this straight. The Zone's been having problems. You have a lead to fix it…and you prioritized Jazz?"
She was seriously about to lecture him?
"Yeah, I did." Entire body shaking with what was equal parts rage and muscle weakness, Danny lifted a finger and shoved it against Valerie's chest. "You got a problem with that?! You aren't the only one who's allowed to be selfish sometimes!"
Instead of taking the bait for a fight, Valerie leveled Danny's glare with an "are you serious right now?" look and swatted the offending hand away.
"You just said the Infi-Map's not working. And neither are ghost powers." Valerie's tone was just shy of condescending. "And yet somehow, to you, that equals 'don't fix the thing causing them not to work'."
"Hey, I'm not stupid!" Danny growled with as much energy as he could muster before throwing a hand toward the wolfman next to him. "It's not like I knew for sure that Wulf was affected. Besides. We're in the Infinite Realms. Do you have any idea how long it could take me to track down some omnipresent radio signal?"
Valerie sighed, rubbing her temples like she was dealing with a tantruming puppy which prompted another spike of irritation to stab at Danny's core. "At least tell me that there's something salvageable in this mess."
"The power disruption has only been intermittent," Danny defended. "And this is the first time it's lasted this long!"
"Okay, fine. How long was the last bad episode?"
"Maybe ten minutes? Tops," Danny answered suspiciously.
"When?"
"Thursday." (He didn't like where this conversation was headed.) "...Why?"
"It sounds like it's getting worse as time goes on. And more frequent."
Yeah. He really didn't like where this was going.
"If you're gonna fix things, it's gotta be soon, Danny. As much as I love Jazz, this may have to come first."
Danny nearly hissed like an irate blob ghost, anger swirling through him as he spit, "I will not give up on Jazz!"
How could she even suggest that?!
"I didn't say you should. Just that you can't avoid one problem because another one cropped up."
"I'm not!" Danny screeched, the room growing cold around them. Only this time, it was all him.
A pressure on his shoulder had Danny swinging around aggressively, vibrant eyes quickly boring into Wulf's softer green. The furred man looked back apprehensively, ears folded and a light whine escaping his throat.
"Amiko, eble ni devus trakti kial vi serĉis min? Vi scias, ke mi helpos kiel ajn mi povas." [Friend, perhaps we should address why you sought me out? You know I will help any way I can.]
Uuuugh.
He hated this. Why did he always have to set an example?
Drawing his feelings back in, Danny firmly latched them away.
Being an adult sucked.
Letting out an explosive breath, he explained, "Mi ne certas kiom da tio vi ricevis, sed Jazz mankas. Ŝi estis kidnapita de portalo." [I'm not sure how much of that you got, but Jazz is missing. She was kidnapped by a portal.] Wulf stiffened and the grip on Danny's shoulder tightened significantly."Mi demandis vin ĉi tie antaŭe por vidi ĉu vi povus trovi la hejman dimension de Hagakure kaj Kamada kaj malfermi portalon por resendi ilin; sed nun mi ankaŭ bezonas helpon por trovi Jazz." [I asked you here before to see if you could find Hagakure and Kamada's home dimension and open a portal to send them back; but now I need help finding Jazz, too.]
"Ĉu vi portas personan kvaliton?" [Do you carry a personal quality?]
"Uhhh…"
Personal quality? What was that supposed to mean?
Danny could feel a headache coming on from all the Esperanto; but after a moment the lightbulb finally went on. "Oh, wait. Yeah, we do. Val?"
"What?" she barked.
Right. She never learned the "nerd" language.
"We need the headband and stuff."
"Oh." Valerie didn't quite look sheepish—it wasn't her nature, after all—but her shoulders did hunch slightly as she tugged off her Red Huntress backpack and rooted around inside. Slipping out a teal cloth, a tiny braid of lemon-yellow hair and another of grizzle-grey, the feisty woman passed the items off to Danny.
Who handed the first to Wulf when the anthromorph's meaty paw slid off his shoulder to rest expectantly in the air nearby.
Without retracting it, Wulf commented, "Trovi vian idanon prenos pli da tempo." [Finding your littermate will take more time.]
Reluctantly, Danny dropped the rings of hair into the waiting palm as well, the scraggly weaves partially obscuring his sister's headband.
Delicately pinching the grey lock up and holding it to his snout, Wulf inhaled several short, wet wuffs. Putting it back down, he did the same to the blonde one. Then sniffed the air again, free of opposing scents.
Danny watched Wulf closely, trying to discern something, anything. But it was futile. What crept behind those solid green eyes was not human.
Then Wulf picked up Jazz's headband for inspection and Danny's soul sank.
"Mi ne povas helpi ĉi tiujn infanojn. Ilia regno estas tro malproksima." [I cannot help these. Their realm is too far.]
"What do you mean, too far?" Danny retorted, dropping back into English in frustration.
Valerie eyed them both, clearly still annoyed with Danny. "Correct me if I'm wrong," she snarked, "but 'too far' is the opposite of 'close enough'. Which means we probably have to get near the right doors in the Zone to pick up any scents, Genius."
As Danny opened his mouth to respond, Wulf cut in, a slight warning edge to his tone, "Ne. Malĝusta. Ili venas de…" [No. Incorrect. They come from…] A rumbling grated deep in the ghost's chest. "Ne apuda. Malproksime." [Not adjacent. Far.]
"Odoro funkcias strange en la Senfinaj Regnoj. Mi ne havas vortojn por klarigi; ĝi estas sciado." [Scent works strangely in the Infinite Realms. I have no words to explain; it is a knowing.] Locking apologetic eyes on Danny, he slashed the air beside him and gestured toward the forming portal.
Inside, a young boy—the dude couldn't be more than ten—lay on a bed, idly tossing and catching a white ball covered in stitches. A pink cap rested on the headboard behind the brunet and a worn mitt covered his left hand, completing the kid's "little league" ensemble.
Danny found himself blinking in surprise when eerily familiar—though he was sure he'd never seen them before—blue eyes turned his way. But rather than freak out as the half-ghost expected, the buck-toothed boy shouted "Danny?!", tone mischievously delighted.
"It can't be," a shrill voice echoed in shock from somewhere Danny couldn't pin-point. That is, until two miniature humans—with garishly bright hair, holy Hades—"poofed" into the air next to him. "Jorgen closed all travel to the Zone after we—"
The scratches vanished, taking their peek of the other world with them.
What the heck was that?
You know what. Nope. He was not unpacking that right now. There were already enough questions in his life he didn't have answers to, and that seemed benign enough, whatever it was.
Offering a quick shake of the head to Val's quizzical expression, Danny's eyes traced back to Wulf and the lupine spoke again, "Viaj odoroj venas de la Malproksimo. Mi povas nur Disŝiri la Proksime. Sferoj kiuj limas niajn." [Your scents come from the Far. I can only Rend the Near. Realms that border our own.]
Understanding finally clicked into place, and Danny deflated.
But before his gaze could fully drop in defeat, the Ghost Zone resident shook all over as if dispelling a phantom water from his coat. "Ne ĉio estas malbona novaĵo." [It is not all bad news.] Flashing a tongue-lolling grin, he added, "Mi scias pri iu, kiu povas paroli al la Malproksimo." [I know of someone who can speak to the Far.]
Saturday, September 15th
5:23 pm
It was seven minutes until closing and only two humans remained in the library.
One was gone from sight, quiet and hidden away in a reading nook. The other had just finished vacuuming and was currently winding up the grumbly machine's cord.
Eyes fixed downward, the mousy woman stayed overly focused on the task at hand. In fact, as she finished closing procedures, she rarely looked up (and never in the direction of the children's section). Not until she was outside the building, locking the door behind her.
Saturday, September 15th
10:23 pm
Jazz turned over in her sleeping bag, unable to get comfortable. She felt like the princess and the pea, irritated by even the slightest wrinkle in the silk lining beneath her.
How had Lunch Lady, of all ghosts, ended up here?
She was no Fright Night; but Lunch Lady, really?! Talk about a bad match-up for this world.
When had Danny even gone near her? She'd been living exclusively in the Zone for the better part of a year.
Did that mean not all of his portals had a distance limit? Could he make portals far away? How did it even work?
Jazz's brain stuttered.
Just how long had Lunch Lady been trapped here?
Nobody would have noticed her missing except maybe the Box Ghost. Kitty mentioned the two had been spending more time together just last week, so it had to be within a couple months. But that was still a long time.
Ugggh. Jazz wasn't going to get any sleep if her thoughts kept circling this mental drain.
She needed real answers. The kind that only came straight from the horse's mouth.
It seemed it was time for a social call.
But, like, tomorrow.
When she wasn't locked in.
Notes:
Anyone catch the cameo? XD
Chapter Notes:
-110 is the equivalent of 911 in the states (it's the emergency line for police specifically in japan, though)
-Ojiro is at the support department getting his new student tour. His neck and arm still hurt from yesterday and he's favoring them enough that Chiyo notices. When he rubs his neck, it's not just in embarrassment. He never saw the nurse because his adventure was a secret. Thirteen, however, doesn't notice, because she's not looking for it.
-the binary call of the droid's ancestors was "1, 0" as in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, "1, 0"
-Thirteen called Maijima by his first name to stress that they were close and she wouldn't put up with his bullshit. Lol
-If anyone remembers what Jazz is supposed to be wearing right now, please tell me. I swore I put what her outfit was before but now I can't find it.
-Jazz reading an article on self-repairing denim is a throw-back to the article Ojiro read about Detnerat's latest inventions of the season. It's just showing she's looking into the latest tech from support companies. Lol
-Val paraphrased Danny's words from chapter 2. It's what he told Dani when her obsession was flaring up, so he'd be a hypocrite if he returned fire.
-Danny deliberately turning "soft" to the touch in response to Val's stiff comment was a non-verbal joke. Lol also, the shout from nearby when she grabbed his shoulder was because a portal popped up somewhere in the nearby crowd.
-Danny keeping his superhero life a secret from the world is where the "double life" play on words kicks in.
-If Danny sounds whinier than normal, it's because he's with Val. I know I have some friends that bring out the whiny bitch in me, and Val is that person to Danny. She both puts up with it, and doesn't. Like, she expects him to do it, but will always smack it down without taking real offense.
-Danny is deadweight. Bu-dump. Chee.
-Tarishu Ward (my friend who did the cover line art came up with the name) follows the MHA's manga-ka's naming convention. It's based on the industry planet of Taris in the star wars old republic since Kohei often names places in MHA after places from the franchise
-A little fish grinding its teeth is a Japanese idiom that means that something is trivial or of no consequence. Even if a little fish is mad at you, what's it gonna do? Bite you with its tiny teeth? (Not sure why the fish has teeth in this idiom, though haha)
-Snipe tied the cloak around his waist despite it looking silly because the drag on the fabric and potential for wheel snag is not worth it leaving it billowing. *Edna Mode voice* NO CAPES!
-purple and green lights mean it's a hero rather than the police in my fic. I imagine it's one of those things where they want drivers to know to pay extra attention to the hero because they might pull some crazy, quirk-filled maneuver while trying to catch a villain and could be potentially more dangerous.
-Yotube is the canon MHA switch-out for Youtube
-Inko has no idea who Murphy is. Jazz made a slip up by not switching out the English reference, but Inko didn't correct her because she used context clues to figure out that it probably had something to do with bad luck. I'm assuming she either asked for clarification on the exact meaning later or looked it up since she works in a library. Lol I was originally planning on having "Just one question. Who's murphy?" As the punchline to the scene, but it just didn't work out that way.
-The Esperanto is from Google translate. So expect errors. XD
-At this point in the timeline, it's around the time when Lunch Lady and Box Ghost would have a relationship for Box Lunch to exist.
Chapter 18: Roger That
Notes:
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Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
"Ĉi tio estas en Esperanto." [This is in Esperanto.]
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
Sunday, September 16th
4:45 am
-Two Weeks Since Hagakure Went Missing-
Danny's powers slipped his skin, oozing out like algae-filled water from a pond at creek's edge.
Slogging across the Ops Center in the pitch black of early morning, the sleep-deprived boy autopiloted toward the bathroom. A fallen canister light and broken glass blocked his path, but he jumped over them with just a hint of weightlessness. Scratching at several millimeters of rough stubble along his jaw, he touched down and ducked inside before heading to the sink. Water doused Danny's face, trying to dissuade the slimy feel of another "episode" from clinging to his skin as he looked up at the mirror. Dripping bangs and dark bags framed a set of apathetic blue eyes, creating a gothic-tier look that quickly disappeared behind a rough towel.
A quick check of a cracked phone screen—4:48 in the morning.
Might as well call Mom and Dad. It was…the math of a seven hour time difference escaped Danny and he settled for the knowledge that it was somewhere near midday in Switzerland.
Tapping on an app he'd recently downloaded for his parent's trip, Danny watched as a picture of them—dressed for disco night at the Material Grill—pulsated with white light. The obnoxious dial tone playing on loop coupled with a bright blue background had him feeling like a fish trapped in an upbeat aquarium as he waited for the call to connect.
Dann-o! Perfect! his father's excited voice boomed over the phone and the screen transitioned to a grainy image of black, tan and orange. We were going to call, but your mom didn't want to wake you! We have good news!
Danny's heart stopped—which would have been concerning if it didn't happen nearly every day—and he squeaked out, "What'd you find?"
Is that Danny?! yelled from the background before Jack could answer and shuffling footsteps whispered through the speaker. A second later, his mom squished into frame with a brilliant smile. Sweetie! Guess what?! We found a way to adjust the Fenton Portal! As long as the jump's not too big, we should be able to switch the endpoint away from the Zone and re-anchor it to a neighboring dimension!
At the words, Wulf's deep voice filled Danny's head, "Viaj odoroj venas de la Malproksimo. Mi povas nur Disŝiri la Proksime. Sferoj kiuj limas niajn." [Your scents come from the Far. I can only Rend the Near. Realms that border our own.]
Deflating just as the video quality sharpened, Danny watched his parents fall silent and trade disquieted looks.
…Danny? his dad prodded.
"I saw Wulf yesterday." The phone screen cricked under Danny's fingers and the cracks covering its face splintered just a little bit more. "That's not gonna work."
Sunday, September 16th
8:07 am
"Okay, Cosplayer. We're ready." On Nezu's right, Power Loader threw a thumbs up to a short, pixie-cut blonde beyond a pane of hurricane glass.
Clad in a gold tiara and what looked like an american-themed swimsuit, the woman in the testing chamber nodded and sparkled bright. The magical girl transformation that trickled away left the hero significantly taller, blue eyes staring at the observation deck with arrogance. Gaze dropping, she peered down through long strands of wavy, black hair to fiddle with a mechanized belt at her waist. Clicking it into place, she turned a key in the device's center lock and adjusted the dial around it.
When a green tinge radiated from the invention, Nezu felt the fur of his back rise. But whether it was from anticipation or close proximity to the portal user's ectoplasm, he didn't know.
Maijima and himself had finally deemed the belt safe for human testing. Still, it was nice to know that Cosplayer's costume protected her from most damage and would even kick-started her own healing if anything did happen.
Ten seconds passed and the comic book character just stood there, rubbing at her lower back with a yawn as the belt's glow remained cheerfully bright. In the monotonous grey of the room, it mocked Nezu like a festive Christmas accessory.
Checking the output from the chamber, Nezu rubbed at his brows.
So it wasn't a weapon.
But, just to be sure….
"Cosplayer-san. Would you please repeat the test?"
"Okay, but I only have enough time for a few more tries before I'm on cooldown." True to her word, four iterations later the woman was shrinking.
Nezu just sighed.
That cinched it.
This device had to be a support item for the portal user's own use. But if that was the case, then what kind? They still couldn't get past the firewall. It was just too adaptive. Even the technomancer they'd hired—the same one that had upgraded the school's security system—had been stumped.
"Thank you, Cosplayer. Please exit the chamber and head toward the decontamination unit," Majima instructed. "Ectoplasm-sensei, you're up."
Fog spewed on Nezu's left and condensed into a duplicate of UA's math teacher as the woman beyond the glass finished removing her belt. Handing it off to the clone that entered the room, the blonde raised her arms in a full body stretch and sashayed out the door. Now alone in the chamber, Ectoplasm's double held it offhandedly, patiently awaiting instructions.
Nezu leaned toward his control panel, using his front paws to support himself as he saved the previous data and started a new recording in a separate file. (Living in a world made for larger people never bothered him. He'd been even smaller, once. Before the genetic splicing.)
Pulling away from the desk-like computer, he tilted back to look upside down at the original Ectoplasm near his shoulder. "Are you ready?"
The blue man hummed an affirmative and his clone in the next room clipped on the belt, sliding the key into the lock.
Nezu was just bringing his head back down when an intense, cheese-grater-meets-chalkboard scream sounded, shocking him so badly that only a broad hand at his back kept the mouse upright. As he barely managed to stay on his stool, the unholy cry abruptly cut off and white mist exploded through the test chamber, followed quickly by a hard thunk.
"Are you okay, Dearie?!" Shuzenji's weathered voice demanded from another stool just past Ectoplasm and the tall man nodded grimly in response.
"It appears that, perhaps, it is a weapon after all," Ectoplasm pondered with a wince. "One designed specifically for ectoplasmic quirks." The gentle giant tilted his head back and forth as the test chamber cleared to reveal the belt—still illuminated—on the floor. "I am all right. Just uncomfortable. I have never felt a clone's pain before. This was…a unique experience."
"Let's get you to the infirmary. I want to make sure you're actually alright." The school nurse grabbed her cane from where it leaned against a desk and slid off her stool, supporting herself with the syringe like a pole vaulter as she dropped.
"I'm fine. It was no more than an echo of the emotion. I was simply not braced for it," Ectoplasm knelt down despite the assurance, bringing himself to only twice the height of the healer so she could check his vitals.
After fussing over him for over a minute, Chiyo begrudgingly looked away from the man's pupil-less gaze and Ectoplasm rose again.
"It could be a weapon," Majima agreed. "Definitely packs the same punch as one. But I also wouldn't discount it being a support item so soon. It could have a self-defense mechanism built in for anyone who tries to use it without an authorized signature."
That was reasonable. Probable, even.
But…
Nezu's mind circled several old hypotheses.
These new Nomu had quite a bit of autonomy.
Too much.
He couldn't shake the feeling that it really was meant to shock the user. To control them. That would be a good reason why it ended up here, portaled away.
Or for that matter…
Nezu climbed down his chair like a fireman's pole and darted across the skinny room, skirting the line of control consoles on his right. Opening the door of the observation deck and leaning out into the hallway, he yelled, "Cosplayer-san! Please come back. I have another test I'd like to run."
"But I just started decooooon!" the shapeshifter whined. "You couldn't have asked a minute ago?!"
"Sorry. I know it's a hassle, but it's important."
"Fiiiine," Cosplayer groaned. "Don't get your whiskers in a knot. Just give me a sec. My cooldown's not quite up and I gotta get dressed again."
A short while later and Nezu was back at his station, watching the hero pick up the FentonWorks belt with an unimpressed look before starting to put it on.
"Wait just a moment, please." Turning in his seat, he addressed Ectoplasm again, "If you're up for it, could you create another clone and have it touch Cosplayer-san when the belt activates?"
"WHAT?! You had me come out of decontamination and you hadn't even asked him yet?!"
Ignoring the outcry, Maijima mused, "Oh, good call. I didn't even think about that," while Chiyo leveled Nezu with a prickly look.
"Do not worry, Shuzenji-sensei. I will be prepared this time," Ectoplasm reassured in response.
"Oh? And what about Cosplayer-san?! Will she be prepared, too? She's the one wearing the belt. What happens when you're both zapped?"
From within the testing chamber, the Wonder Woman wannabe refuted, "Don't worry, Grandma! Hazard pay's where I make the big bucks! A little zap and I come out of this with a seventy inch flat screen!"
Eyes tracking from Cosplayer to every face on the observation deck, Chiyo grumbled, "For the record. I'm against this."
"Noted." Nezu dipped his head.
Ectoplasm took that as his cue, creating another clone and sending it into the testing chamber where Cosplayer had just finished transforming. Nezu tensed as the belt turned on and the duplicate reached out.
There was no scream this time; but the eruption of steam was as startling as ever.
"I'm good!" yelled from the fog a heartbeat later, followed by, "Didn't even hurt!"
As visibility quickly returned to the chamber, Cosplayer raised one hand in a gleeful fist pump. "New TV, here I come!"
Chiyo sighed next to Nezu; but the rodent's own relief was short-lived as his mind got to work and a weight settled in his chest.
"I'm not sure this belt is a support item for the warp user. Not unless it's made to function as a shock collar." Nezu glared into the other room, black eyes clouding with an old memory of a TENS machine and peanut butter. "But with Cosplayer completely unharmed I'm inclined to believe that it is instead meant to keep some kind of jailer safe."
"I'd entertained the idea previously, but set it aside as implausible. Now I'm not so sure."
"That would make sense if the new line of Nomu are all ectoplasm-based. Having support items on hand to control them isn't particularly far-fetched," Ectoplasm agreed.
"Oooo, we should redo the thermos next!" When the room fell silent and regarded Maijima strangely, the mechanic rubbed at his neck. Tone smoothing into something way less eager, he elaborated, "If the thermos really is some kind of weapon that only works against an ectoplasm user, Kocho-san's idea has way more weight."
Sunday, September 16th
8:40 am
"The Catch of a Lifetime: Local fisherman, Uozumi Souta…"
Nope.
"...Uraraka Construction set to renovate the Shimizu Parks and Recreation building in wake of Uravity's rising fame…"
Nadda.
"...the heist left the staff terrified. Investigations into Mori-san's disappearance are still underway and…"
Doubtful. Not unless it happened at a bakery. Or a grocery store.
"How to be Taken Seriously as a Powerful Female: Mt. Lady's tips for surviving…"
Definitely not.
Jazz sighed. Looked like she wouldn't be finding any more last-minute hints to Lunch Lady's whereabouts. Oh well, she probably had enough leads anyway.
Eyes dropping to the desk next to her, Jazz scanned a collection of triangles ("Nomu" sightings) and circles (possible haunts) that covered a map. Logging out of the computer, she shrugged on her work jacket and stood.
Quickly checking her breath to make sure it wasn't too atrocious after a few days without a toothbrush, Jazz winced and made her way to the bathroom. Cleaning her teeth with a finger as best she could, she rinsed her mouth and grabbed a paper towel to dry it. As the brown, scratchy thing dampened, she looked down at it in contemplation before wetting it under the sink more and bringing it over to the soap dispenser. Using it to wipe the smelliest areas of her body, she rewashed her hands and exited the bathroom.
Just because she was days from a shower didn't mean she needed to smell like it.
Freshened up, she made her way over to the help desk and offered Inko a smile, penning her timestamp down on the sign-in sheet's "out" box.
"Going somewhere?"
"Yeah; I have a couple errands I was hoping to run today. I should be back later though."
"Oh! That's good. I—I mean, you can spend your time however you want! I—I was just hoping to have lunch with you again today."
Jazz felt her heart warm. "When's your lunch?"
"The library closes early on Sundays—" Well that was good to know. "—So not until after I get off work at two-thirty." The woman's eyes looked sideways. "I have to lock the doors at two, though."
Interesting that she'd add that last bit. But Inko probably just wanted Jazz to know that if she came back early the library would be locked up for the day and she'd have to wait outside.
Which. Was a problem.
How was she supposed to stay the night if she left with Inko to have lunch after the doors were closed.
A slight crinkle developed between Jazz's brow.
"Ano—Jazz-san?"
Jazz "hmm'd?" distractedly, mind racing with valid excuses as to why she couldn't have lunch after all.
"I know this isn't my place, but…" The chubby woman paused, taking in a breath and straightening her spine. "Would you like to come stay with me? At my apartment?" As Jazz's aqua eyes zipped up and locked with Inko's darker green, the woman quailed, composure breaking down like compost at a mushroom farm. "N-not forever. Just until you g-get back on your feet! I saw you were looking for apartments, and I thought, maybe, you know, since you said you knew how to fight, that you'd be willing to teach me in exchange for rent?" Ending the ramble with shoulders hitched high, Inko peeked up through the half-closed eye of a wince.
Had her homeless status really been that obvious?
Jazz appraised the other woman.
The offer was almost too good to be true. Were it anyone but Inko, the answer would have been a hard "no".
Instead, "Are you sure you want to offer me that? You barely know me." Probably not the best approach when confronted with such a perfect solution, but, "What if I'm some crazy person? Or a terrible slob? I could rob you in the night and disappear, never to be seen again."
The woman almost faltered then and there; but as Jazz studied her, "You won't," came out quiet and surprisingly resolute.
Feeling her shoulders lower, Jazz's piercing gaze softened.
It was official. She was going to have to teach Inko self-preservation.
"Well, okay then."
Right after she brushed up on the subject, herself.
Sunday, September 16th
8:51 am
Mashirao Ojiro pushed into Gym Gamma, shoving the blue door open with so much force that it slammed against the wall. Ignoring a disgruntled shout from Kirishima—who was painting fresh lines on the cement floor nearby—the tailed boy dashed further into the room. With only a slight favor to his sore leg, he sprinted past training dummies and weighted equipment, eyeing several muscle-bound students as they tagged off between exercising and sparring.
Sounds of battle came from all over the gym, interspersed between outcroppings of artificial cliffs. It was expected, since the school had recently opened joint reservations—the lockdown had sent demand for gym slots skyrocketing—but it made finding Midoriya-kun more difficult.
"Ojiro-kun! This time is fully booked! You can't be here!"
The call stopped the martial artist dead and he turned to his right where Cementoss stood next to a huge floor mat. The dark blue pad was thick, covered in an outer neoprene lining. On it was an upperclassman (who looked somewhat like a shark and seal mixed together) doing a strange, t'ai-chi-esque pose, patiently waiting for his teacher to resume instruction.
"I'm not here for the gym, Sensei. Midoriya-kun doesn't have his phone and I needed to ask him a question about—" What was something Midoriya-kun would know? "—Hastume Mei-san."
"Why not ask one of your classmates in the support department? Or perhaps young Iida-kun?" Cementoss scratched at the non-existent border between his neck and face. "He's interacted with Hatsume-san on several occasions."
"Uh, sorry. This question's…personal."
The older man's eyes somehow moved toward each other in skepticism to make up for a lack of eyebrows and Ojiro felt himself start to sweat. But a second later the mason waved dismissively toward Mashirao and turned back to the aquatic teen behind him. "Just check back with me before you leave. I have to keep tally of everyone here."
"Thanks Sensei,"Ojiro responded, jetting off before the teacher could change his mind.
Surveying the landscape, he sprang toward a set of boulders where a long tongue disappeared, a thick, grey plate ensnared at its tip.
If Tsuyu-san was over there, more of 1A was probably nearby.
Dipping around the side of the rock field, Ojiro grinned when he spotted Midoriya and Ochako next to her.
Called it.
Sliding to a halt in front of the trio, foot stopping just shy of some kind of specialized discus thrower, he greeted, "Hey, can I borrow Mido for a second?"
Tsuyu and Ochako traded glances, strangely suspicious. More than just his arrival would account for.
Oh.
The smile fell off his face like a skier meeting a cliff side in a snowstorm.
As the girls offered "Go ahead," and "Sure…", the blonde waved for Izuku to follow him across the field, movements once again stiff and edgy.
"Did you see the article?!"
"Which article? I've been here tweaking Shoot Style all morning so I haven't had a chance to look at my phone in a while."
"There was a break-in at Detnerat."
"WHAT?!" Midoriya instantly covered the whispered shout with both hands, having the grace to look embarrassed. "What? When? What did they take?" came out next, in a much quieter voice despite being equally as insistent.
"The article just dropped an hour ago but it happened yesterday. The League took some kind of top-secret invention, so the story didn't have a bunch of details. But get this. They didn't just steal the prototype. The main employee heading the project's been kidnapped as well."
Izuku hissed in a jagged breath.
"I think if I can get ahold of someone I knew from junior high, I can bribe him to—"
"Ojiro-kun," the other boy cut him off. "We need to tell someone. This is beyond us."
"I know," and "Every moment we waste—" overlapped, before Izuku's words died and his face sagged into stunned relief.
Watching a million thoughts bounce around behind his friend's eyes, all Ojiro could think was that the teachers better figure this shit out. He'd handed over his best lead on faith alone, so if their help turned into another mirage that vanished the second the staff gained ground, there'd be hell to pay.
Fixing the younger boy with an exigent gaze, he steeled, "But that doesn't mean I'll stand by useless."
Sunday, September 16th
9:16 am
"Inui-san. Would you please repeat what you told me?" Nezu's voice rang clear around a conference room where teachers squished in to every open space and then some. Several additional chairs had been wheeled in for the occasion, littering the spots around a U-shape configuration of desks.
Only Cementoss, Power Loader and Recovery Girl remained missing from the line up, already caught by tasks that couldn't be delegated.
Hound Dog grunted roughly in acknowledgment and pushed out of his own office chair, striding across the soft-purple floor to the open end of the tables. Straightening, he recited, "I've received an anonymous tip about our situation. It sreeemmmrrrrrrrms…" The canine's growl petered off and he took a deep breath. "Somehow, we missed an important article from The Daily Kanagawa."
"Kanagawa?" Several concerned and confused looks shot around the room before Toshinori's deep voice followed up with, "I've been hearing quite a bit about that place lately." Threading his fingers together, the emaciated man rested his chin on the top of his knuckles. "Young Midoriya's been pestering me to take the class there on a field trip. He thinks it would be good for the upcoming Kamakura project, but obviously that's—"
"Uh, Toshinori?" Midnight cut in, one eyebrow raised. "Ishiyama-san and I finished that unit last year. We're on the Edo period now."
Aizawa's eyes shot over to the paralyzed Symbol of Peace, black pupils shrinking in horror as his teeth grit.
It was official. All Might was a complete and total idiot.
Hound Dog and Nezu both frowned but stayed silent as the principal held out a remote and the wall behind the security guard lit up. The left half of the projection was a block of text, but the right half showed a blurred image that was still easily recognizable.
Aizawa's masseter tensed so hard his right eye twitched, twinging the scars around his reconstructed orbital floor.
"The green Nomu, Lunch Lady," Inui began, "caused chaos at a shopping mallrrr in Kanagawa just hourrrs before the first attack on UA. There were injurrrries, but no casualties, and the reaserrn forrrr the attarrrrrck was unknoooooaaaOoo—"
"Until now," Nezu's soft voice stepped in. The mouse waved a calming paw and both Hound Dog's head and gaze lowered as if someone had touched the back of his neck with cold fingers. The principal's small eyes then switched over to Aizawa, boring into the tired hero and putting him even more on edge.
The projection flickered to a new article where an employee picture sat front and center, the smile beaming from it branding the inside of Aizawa's stomach like hot iron.
Hiroki Mori.
"That particular shopping mall is located just one block from Kanagawa's main Detnerat branch. Where a theft and kidnapping has just occurred."
He'd been at Detnerat. Right there. These kinds of high-profile heists always required weeks of in-depth research to pull off.
He should have noticed something.
A second later, a memory paraded through the dour man's head.
"Listen up, everyone. Despite what you may think, mock battle analyses are still due today. As heroes, you will be expected to continue your routines as normal, even in the face of villain attacks. Either turn your notes in now or Ectoplasm-sensei will take them during combat training later."
As Iida furiously scribbled a reminder in a spiral book, several papers passed toward the front of 1A's homeroom.
In the shuffle, Ochaco raised her hand.
"Yes, Uraraka-san?"
"You won't be here?" The gravity manipulator inquired.
"No. I have prior obligations at Detnerat." Movement caught Aizawa's eyes and he squinted suspiciously at both Izuku and Mashirao. The boys' expressions had shifted. They didn't trade glances or anything. Hell, their faces had hardly moved, but Shota knew something was up.
Aizawa's mind reeled back in sudden epiphany and his mouth soured.
They'd known.
"As distasteful as I find it, it's important for heroes to remain unruffled. Showing an attack has caused damage is an invitation for trouble."
Ojiro and Midoriya had been acting strange that morning and he'd brushed it off.
He wanted to blame them. Curse them for not speaking up. But this was his fault. He'd been so tired and high-strung over what was happening inside UA's borders that he hadn't forced the information out of them before he'd left or followed up when he'd returned.
As annoying as Mori-kun was, the ginger didn't deserve to be kidnapped for Shota's mistakes.
If it rained or spears fell, he would fix this.
"It's possible the attacks on UA were a red herring. A way to keep the media attention diverted from Kanagawa. As we know, anything that happens at our school is almost guaranteed front page material."
Anger seared Aizawa's brain. He'd fallen right into the villain's hands, just like everyone else.
Black hair rose as the erasure hero barely refrained from breaking the table, rage partially activating his quirk and turning his eyes crimson.
"Nezu, get Tsukauchi-san on the phone. I have a non-disclosure agreement to break."
Sunday, September 16th
1:42 pm
"I wudo rlike to worlight yuu a rletta."
Kamada, Danny and Hagakure were currently in Jazz's room. The extradimensional teens perched next to each other at the edge of a pink bed while the Amity local sat criss-cross on a two-toned area rug in front of them.
"No, here. Watch my mouth." Danny pointed to his teeth, sharp canines more prominent than normal as he bit down. "Rrrrrr. Write has a hard 'r' sound and a silent 'w'."
As Hagakure wordlessly followed along, she nudged Kamada. The other girl was repeatedly glancing down, rather than study their teacher's scruffy face.
When the Shiketsu kid ignored the hint, eyes staying evasive and cheeks turning rosy instead, Toru frowned.
Danny had chosen not to abandon them to an empty house, even though he was dying to look for his sister; the least Haru could do was pay closer attention.
"Lrrrrrr," Hagakure tried again, focusing on making sure her teeth stayed together and her lips drew back to mimic Danny's.
"Better, but I can hear you curling your tongue inside your mouth. Pull it back and out of the way lihhk hisss."
Maybe she shouldn't be too hard on Kamada-chan. Jazz's kidnapping had thrown them all off their game. It wasn't fair to expect her to pretend everything was normal.
"Rrrr."
"Perfect!" Satisfied, the Fenton shifted toward Haru. "Kamada-san, you've been pretty quiet; why don't you give it a try?"
Directly addressed, the teen next to Hagakure froze, keeping her gaze adhered to a pair of fidgeting hands. "I wouldo like to write you a letta."
"Oh, wow, Kamada-san! I can't believe how much your pronunciation has improved in just a week. Your practice is really paying off!" Danny's tired smile lifted into something resembling real cheer and Haru's entire face darkened to match her cheeks.
"S-sank you."
"Thank you," Danny enunciated. "Just remember to bite your tongue for the 'th' sound." This time, Kamada's eyes were caught by the dark, pink muscle that slipped from their host's mouth, holding her like a charmed snake as her color leached away.
"Thank you," Hagakure jumped in, trying her luck and saving her friend from paralysis.
"There you go! Nice one, Hagakure-chan!" Danny praised, leaning forward to fist-bump the invisible teen's glove. "See, Kamada-san? Easy-peasy."
This time, Toru ignored when Haru studied her knees instead of answering.
It was probably best to just give the shy girl space for now. Toru could always have a heart to heart with her later if things didn't improve.
Danny stretched, back popping as he leaned away from the bed, arms high in the air. Slumping into a relaxed pose that held just a little too much tension to be real, he pulled out his phone and turned on the Gabber app. "Does anyone want a snack? I'm gonna go grab a glass of water."
"No thank you," Hagakure managed in English, grinning with pride (not that anyone could see it, but still).
"Kamada-san?"
"No thanks. I'm not hung-rrri," Kamada's emphasis on the last word came out jolted, but every part of the sentence had the correct sounds.
"Ooooo. Naisu wan!" Toru cheered, copying Danny's earlier phrase as the boy got up and headed toward the door. Now alone, the preppy teen looked around the room awkwardly, unsure what to say. A silence took root, only broken when Kamada cleared her throat into a hoodie sleeve.
It wasn't aggressive. Definitely not made to get attention or start conversation, but Hagakure latched on to the opportunity. Switching to Japanese, she asked, "Are you sure you don't want anything to drink? I can grab you something, if you want!"
Kamada blinked in surprise, looking anxious before her shoulders lowered slightly and she offered a tentative smile. "Ano, do you know if there's any lemon ginger tea left?"
Hagakure was already pushing to her feet. Padding out the door, a thought occurred and she leaned back in. "Did you want honey? It's great for a sore throat!"
"Sure."
When Haru's lips rose just a little bit more, Hagakure nodded to herself and slipped back out into the hall. Whatever was up, things would be okay between them.
Turning her attention to the other nervous wreck of the house, she quietly trekked down the stairs and across the living room. As she approached the kitchen and her eyes found Danny, the young man exploded into green smoke.
A split second later, a glass shattered on the tile, pouring water across the floor in a tiny deluge.
WHAT THE HELL?!
Toru dashed forward in search of the missing superhero, ignoring the moisture wicking into her socks and being careful not to step on any errant shards.
HOLY SHIT, DANNY'D BEEN KIDNAPPED!
Was it the villain who'd taken Toru and Haru?
No. There hadn't been a portal.
A friendly? Like Clockwork?
Toru waved at the air, trying to clear the last of the weird, wispy particles that tried to cling to her gloves.
Wait.
She'd seen this before. From Ectoplasm-sensei AND videos of Phantom.
A clone. It'd been a clone.
Hagakure put a hand to her chest and breathed out a deep sigh, trying to calm the hyperactive drummer performing band practice on her rib cage.
It seemed their host hadn't stayed home after all.
But when would the real Danny be back?
A few minutes? An hour? A day?
"Hagakure-chan?! Danny-kun?! Is everything okay?!" echoed from the second floor as footsteps thumped down the hall above.
Eyes twitching from several kitchen utensils, to the fridge, then over to the front door of the house, Hagakure made a small sound in the back of her throat.
She had all of a few seconds to come up with a legitimate reason why Danny would ditch their English lesson. For an indeterminable amount of time. Without saying so much as a word to either of them.
This was FINE.
"I'm sorry, that was me! I just dropped my cup!" she yelled in response, hoping that would stop the other girl's advancement.
Hearing Haru start down the stairs, Toru felt herself gulp.
She couldn't tell Kamada that she'd seen Danny leave. As soon as he got back he'd spot her lie. (Toru was already on thin ice saying she'd broken the glass.) But if she said she never saw him at all, Kamada-chan would worry until he got back.
If that only took a few minutes, that'd be fine. He could pretend he just went to the bathroom or something.
But if he was missing for longer than that, she'd need an excuse as to why she wasn't freaking out. Or she'd have to pretend that she was freaking out.
That'd probably be the best way to go. It wouldn't be too hard to fake.
A sudden buzzing of her jean's pocket made the invisible teen flinch and she pulled out an old smartphone the Fentons had lent her.
There, in the household chat, was, Sorry guys. Ghost attack across town.
Everyone's gone so I have to take the call. Should be back in a few hours. I'll bring Chinese food home when I'm done.
OH THANK KAMI-SAMA!
Toru barely got out a quick reply before Kamada reached the bottom of the stairs.
Sunday September 16th
1:48 pm
Tucker looked down at a cracked phone screen, sighing in relief when a Star War's sonic boom shook his hand.
Okay! Chinese sounds great.
Thank God Hagakure-san had been paying attention to her phone.
Refocusing on the scene just beyond the Specter Speeder's window, Tucker winced in sympathy as his best friend continued to grow an unsettling number of additional body parts.
Sunday, September 16th
3:04 pm
Despite her earlier confidence, Inko was spiraling as she led Jazz up the final flight of stairs to her third floor apartment.
What was she doing, inviting a literal stranger into her home?
This was a horrible impulse decision. Jazz was right, Inko barely knew the girl. Just what had possessed her into thinking this was a good idea?
(Okay, so obviously her maternal instincts, especially with Jazz being quirkless, but still.
Even that was suspect; most quirkless people weren't this well-adjusted.)
"So here we are, home sweet home. It's not much, but it's comfortable." Inko's voice was shaky as she pushed open her front door, revealing a small mudroom that stepped up into a short hallway.
Here's hoping she hadn't just bought a fast-pass to Murderville.
Letting out a nearly inaudible whimper, Inko toed off a pair of black flats and pushed them over to the side. Like a shadow or baby bird Jazz copied her host, neatly tucking her own into place near several other pairs of shoes—even with the encumbering sleeping bag rolled up on her shoulder.
"The bathroom is straight down the hall if you need it," Inko commented, grabbing some house slippers off a rack before hanging her coat on a wall hook just past the washing machine.
With her redheaded guest looming at her back and tracking every move she made, Inko felt akin to a rabbit that'd somehow made friends with a fox.
Hanging a left just before the bathroom door, the nervous woman explained the layout of the apartment—bedrooms to their left, living room/kitchen to their right—as she entered the longer half of the L-shaped hall.
The light changed and the towering presence at Inko's shoulder disappeared, prompting her to glance back to where Jazz was squinting down at her phone.
Oh good. With how fancy her translator was, Jazz could be disabling cell service right now. Or checking for surveillance cameras. Who knew what other technological wonders her future killer had on hand?
"Oh-mah-neh-key ee-tah-dah-key ah-ree-gah-toe go-z-eye-mah-su!"
Inko blinked. Then blinked again.
Omaneki itadaki arigatou gozaimasu.
Thanks for having me.
Awwww.
Yeah, inviting a stranger into her house was stupid. And she was right to be a bit paranoid. But she was being ridiculous.
Even now, Jazz was just trying to be a good house guest.
Inko let herself smile and like a sunbeam through an icicle, the prior cold made her shine that much more brilliantly.
"You'll be staying in Izuku's room. That's the first bedroom down." Inko walked forward, pushing open the door to her son's abode and gesturing inside as Jazz's flustered voice replied, "Oh! That's okay! I can stay on a couch or something. I don't want to take anyone's room!"
"You won't be. He's living on campus for school right now."
"Still, I hate to intrude on his private space. You should ask him if he's okay with it, first."
Despite her words, Jazz poked her head in behind Inko, betraying a quiet curiosity as she surveyed the walls.
"Wow….uhm…" Jazz trailed off, going oddly quiet and avoiding Inko's gaze.
"What?"
"N-nothing! It's nothing."
Raising an eyebrow, Inko looked around the room.
What could she be—?
Oh.
Inko snorted. "Izuku's always been a big fan of All Might, ever since he was little."
"I think 'fan' might be a bit of an understatement. I feel like I'm looking at a shrine," Jazz responded, leaning back out into the hall with a crease between her eyebrows. "Have you ever—hmm—" After a pregnant pause, Jazz's voice lowered and gentled. "Does Izuku-kun obsess over anything else to this degree? Or is it just All Might?"
Face scrunching into something split between a scowl and an exasperated smile, Inko admitted, "Izuku loves All Might. Probably more than he should. But it's because of what he represents. Izuku's always, always wanted to be a hero." Inko's voice thickened. "And All Might was the one who inspired that in him. But unfortunately that means he tends to go overboard with anything Toshinori-san's involved with."
"Toshinori-san?" Jazz's stare was so inquisitive that Inko mentally replayed what she'd just said.
Did Jazz not know who that was? How? Since his retirement, All Might's civilian name had been everywhere.
"That's All Might's name. His real name."
"Oh. Yeah—Haha! Sorry; I forgot! I've been hearing so much Japanese lately my brain's bogged up." Jazz rubbed at her neck in embarrassment.
It was still a bit odd, with how much time All Might spent in America, but Inko'd heard that traveling abroad was very taxing.
"So—uh, what do you mean, he tends to go overboard? Just with decorations and stuff?"
"No, he—" now it was Inko's turn to falter. She'd just been worried about Jazz being a spy and now she was spilling her guts again. "Eeee-to. Izuku tends to push himself really hard, and it's only gotten worse since Toshinori-san became one of his teachers."
"Wait, All Might's your son's teacher and doesn't force him to take care of himself?!" Jazz bristled as if personally offended. Crossing her arms, she grumbled, "I'll bet he doesn't sleep enough, and forgets to eat, too, doesn't he? His muscles are probably all sorts of chewed up without a rest day."
Something about the way Jazz said that…The other woman was definitely thinking about her own brother, Danny.
Inko didn't want to elaborate, since she'd been trying to redirect the conversation; but, then again, most of what she wanted to say could be found with a simple Moogle search…
"They are, but not for the reason you think. Izuku's quirk was a sleeper; he didn't get it until just a few years ago after a villain attack. Since then he's been working diligently to get it under control. But because it's super strength and his body didn't grow up with it, there's been a lot of backlash to him using it."
Inko's gaze flitted around her son's room, glaring at every pair of All Might's familiar blue eyes that she could find. (Which, between the posters, book spines and action figures were quite a few).
"Toshinori-san has a very similar quirk, so he's been trying to give Izuku special attention;" frustration bled into Inko's tone, "but all the coddling has made things even worse. Izuku's been hurting himself more trying to meet his hero's expectations."
Dragging her stare from her baby's room, Inko looked over at a face that showed nothing but understanding.
"Danny's twenty-one, now. But his quirk didn't come in until he was fourteen." Jazz reached the hand not holding her sleeping bag out and it landed lightly on Inko's shoulder. "Because of the accident…that forced it to manifest, no one in our family has a quirk that's even kind of similar." Breaking eye contact, the American looked down. "He had a real rough time of it, teaching himself from scratch while worrying that if he didn't get things under control fast—" A pause, "people might get hurt."
"I know it can be really frustrating, feeling like the bad guy. Like you're the only person in the world who really cares. The only person who pays attention. Who nags." The hand on Inko's shoulder squeezed even as Jazz continued to study the floor. "But trust me, you're not. And you might not see it now, because only hindsight is twenty/twenty—er—things seen in retrospect are clearest, but I bet Izuku-kun has a lot of people in his corner. And none of them want to see him get hurt. Especially not All Might."
"I promise he can feel that. Those expectations to stay safe. They're probably the only thing keeping him alive."
When Jazz was finally willing to raise her eyes, they looked positively haunted.
"Trust me, as bad as things seem, sometimes what looks like the worst case scenario right now could very well be the best."
For some reason, those eyes coupled with those words made Inko remember her son, before he'd gotten his quirk.
Covered in bruises he refused to talk about.
Crying alone where no one could hear.
The light leaching from his eyes just a little more every day.
Sometimes what looks like the worst case scenario right now could very well be the best.
Those same eyes, older, filled with utmost determination as Izuku held out a handwritten note from a boy named Kota, showing, proving, that he wasn't just training to be a hero, he was a hero.
Sunday, September 16th
7:19 pm
"Thirty-four! He managed to drop thirty-four before Mrs. Hallstrom banned him from handling fragile lab equipment."
Pudgy hands stilled halfway through chopping an onion into eighths and Inko Midoriya chuckled, glancing behind herself. Relaxing on a lavender couch just beyond the dinner table was her new guest, sharing "late-bloomer" mishaps about her little brother.
"I forgot to ask, are you allergic to anything?"
"Only starfruit, as far as I know," Jazz replied, shifting so her chest leaned against the back of the couch, arms crossing lazily over top of it.
The two were currently in Inko's apartment, finally settled in after a quick trip to the grocery store. (She'd forgotten that her fridge was more or less empty—cooking for one just felt so hollow.)
Jazz had been a good sport about the whole thing, assuring that it was no trouble to go back out for the missing ingredients.
With every new interaction, Inko couldn't help but feel she'd made the right choice about the homeless girl. Even if having a stranger in her house was still incredibly anxiety-inducing.
Putting down her knife and opening a bag of carrots in the sink to her left, Inko selected out a few and started to wash them.
The instant the water touched her hands, a techno-tune burst from her apron and the woman tossed the roots up in surprise. Lunging for the orange troublemakers with an "Ah!", she juggled a second before managing a firm grip, saving them from hitting the sink's stainless steel bottom.
"Are you okay?" Jazz called from the couch.
"Yes; sorry! My phone just spooked me!"
Rinsing the carrots in record time, Inko set them in the drying rack to the left of the sink and reached into her apron's kangaroo pocket.
"Izuku!"
Hey Mom.
Kami, it was good to hear her son's voice.
"Sorry, my hands were full. I'm making dinner right now."
Oh that's great! I'm glad you're cooking again. The boy's tone morphed from relieved to sheepish, I know things have been hard without me there, and now with everything else going on…
Inko's heart convulsed.
"Don't worry about me, Baby. I know I've messed up a lot in the past—" A toddler Izuku, held in her arms as they both cried. All Might's fragile form, begging up at her from the kitchen floor. "—but I think I finally understand what it means for me to support you with everything I have. I'll do better. For both of us. I promise."
Mom….The watery sound in Izuku's voice cracked the dam in Inko's own eyes, and she found herself tearing up.
"And the first step of that is getting in shape," she declared. "I'm going to start dieting. And I've hired a personal trainer."
Really?! The sheer astonishment in the word left Inko mildly amused.
"Hey! I'm not that bad, am I?" As her son sputtered a panicked odyssey—that managed to touch on how beautiful she was and how happy it made him that her health and mobility were about to improve—Inko switched her phone to a shoulder hold.
Moving the carrots to her cutting board and chopping them into one inch chunks, the mother allowed herself a coy smile.
Poor thing. She shouldn't have teased.
"Honey, I was joking."
The muttered ramble petered off, replaced by an indignant, Mom!
"Sorry. I couldn't resist."
Using her knife to scrape the carrots and onions into a large pot on her right, the cook turned the burner on medium heat and added oil.
She should probably take this lull to tell Izuku the full story on Jazz…
Stomach churning, Inko queued two potatoes to the chopping block.
"So how are things going at school? I know you said you've been spending more time at the gym, but what about your classes? Are you still having trouble with electric currents?"
No! I got it figured out! Yaoyorozu-chan walked me and a few other students through a bunch of the homework problems with visual aids. It was super fun!
Like for one of the questions, she made an aquarium and wire with her quirk—it's insane how many things she just knows how to make, Mom! She's an absolute prodigy. I can't even imagine trying to remember all the molecular formulas she's got floating around in her head—
"Izuku…"
Oh, right. Uuuhm—yeah. After we filled the aquarium, we submerged the wire and got Kaminari-kun to run different levels of electricity through it while recording the water's temperature.
Joule's Law made a lot more sense after I saw it in practice.
"Oh that's good! I'm glad you have so many classmates you can rely on. I know I don't say it enough, but I'm really proud of how many friends you've made since coming to UA."
Before Izuku could blubber out an embarrassed reply, Inko continued, "Speaking of friends, how is Mitsuki-san adapting to life at the dorms?"
Baku-chan? I haven't seen too much of her yet. Her and Kacchan live in a separate building. You know that path that follows the forest? You get to it from there, even though they're right behind the 1A dorm. They share it with Ojiro-kun and his big sister.
Tossing the potato cubes, some mirin and water into a smaller pot to boil, Inko grabbed several spices out of the upper cupboard on her left.
"Oh, I suppose that would be good for them. Do you know how Kastuki-kun's doing? Is he any better since she moved in?"
Inko heard a deep inhale on the other end of the line.
He's not greAt—at the crack in her son's voice, Inko went dead silent, turning down and covering the curry slurry that had just started to pop and sizzle from heat. He's officially transferred to general studies, and he's doing better since Baku-chan moved in, but it's like he's lost his drive. I want to help him, but I don't know how…
Inko hummed in concerned acknowledgement, walking over to the dining room table as she tried to think of sound advice. Picking up a pack of chicken thighs, she angled back around, inadvertently putting a head of bright orange hair in her line of sight.
"You know, you should ask Mitsuki-san to give me a call. I think I might have an idea."
Monday, September 17th
1:24 am
"And next up, we have an unprecedented nominee in our midst. Jas*ine Fent*n has done the impossible. This intelligent, young psychiatrist has been put forward for four separate categories. A first here at the Heinz Awards."
"Not only has she found a way to harness renewable ecto-energy with zero environmental impact, she's also implemented a peace treaty with the denizens of the realm where it's sourced."
"And her brilliance doesn't stop there! Through this perspicacious lady's efforts as ambassador, she's enlisted several members in both communities to provide mental health aid and jobs to the less fortunate of her town, dropping unemployment and mental illness rates in the area to record lows."
"Let's give it up for Jas*in* F*n*on!"
"Jas*ine, would you please come up here?"
—Ja*mi*—
—C*me in, J*sm*ne—
Jazz forced her eyes open, the clinging warmth of her dream fading away as another Ca*ling Jas*i*e Fe*ton. Do *uo c*py? Over, finally echoed past the barriers of her subconscious.
Something incredibly similar to radio static filled the woman's brain and she felt her mind crackle with random, broken sound bites. Lurching up in bed, Jazz threw off her blankets and frantically surveyed Izuku's room as Jasmine Fenton, please QSL. Over, now came through clear.
She didn't recognize the rough, sunny voice with its slight Southern twang; but this definitely wasn't a dream and this person knew her last name.
Her real last name.
Danny? she called back, making sure to project the thought outward. This was, after all, not her first telepathy rodeo.
After an extended silence, Jazz felt her stomach flop.
Maybe she had been imagin—
You're supposed to say "over", or I might step on you, Ma'am, the voice grumbled,before ending the transmission with, Over.
Step on? Er. Over.
Cross signals. Double. Interrupt each other, snapped cheerily back, before, Am I correct in assuming this is one Jasmine Fenton? Over.
Oh, yes! I'm Jasmine Fenton; who are you? Over.
Alastor Williams, he announced proudly, ninth Field Battalion, Signal Corps. Call sign: Radio Ghost.
Please stand by for a relay from one Danielle Phantom.
Dani?
Not hearing the word "over", Jazz waited, tamping down all the questions that tried to escape her brain like rabbits from a broken hutch.
Jazz! The voice was still jarringly middle-aged male, but its inflection was obviously a mimicry of Dani's and Jazz felt her chest explode in tiny, spastic fireworks. Are you okay? What happened? Where are you? Over.
Jazz rolled her eyes at the rapid-fire questions, but responded, In that order: yes, Danny's got growing pains, Musutafu, Japan, Hagakure's dimension.
Several seconds of silence passed, before Jazz hurriedly added, Over, with a blush.
Danny's got growing pains? What the heck is that supposed to mean?! Over!
Uhhhhh. Danny can make portals now and I got caught in one. But because he's Clueless with a capital "C", he doesn't know he's the one making them. At this point, I'm not even sure Hagakure or Kamada-san were kidnapped. I think they just fell through like I did…
Anxiety spiked in Jazz's stomach, and she added, How's Danny doing? Over.
HA! PRICELESS! This is literal yeaaars of blackmail in the making!
Oh-oh, whoops. Sorry.
Danny's a wreck. But when I tell him I found Alastor and got to talk to you, he'll cheer up! Besides, other than Sir Obsessions-Can-Be-Managed worrying himself half to death—Jazz snorted—things have been quiet. Everyone in the Zone caught wind of your disappearing act so Amity's basically on travel-ban. Not offiiiiicially, or anything; but like, even Skulker's on a VERY pressing hunt in sector seven, according to Ember, Dani/Alastor snickered. Over.
Jazz sighed in relief, feeling lighter than she had in days. Good. That's good.
So what's my eta on getting rescued? Over.
Knowing Gramps? Anywhere from two to two hundred business days. Give or take. Over.
Jazz rubbed her forehead, soothing a mild ache that was slowly building behind her eyes.
Just don't let him push himself too hard. Over.
Don't worry. Everyone's already been on DannyWatch, retorted back. He's being a little baby-bitch about it, too; but we're keeping him in line. Over.
Hmm…Maybe you don't have to. As an idea formed in Jazz's head, she leaned back down into her pillow, feeling slightly better. Tell him this world is fascinating and that I've already started writing a paper on how social dynamics and laws have evolved to accommodate various power types. She hadn't, but Danny didn't need to know that. That should keep him from rushing too much.
And make sure he knows I've already made a friend that I'm staying with, too. So he doesn't worry about me hobo-ing it like that time he got stuck in the twelfth century. Over.
Will do; but there's no way I'm not paraphrasing that, echoed in Jazz's head, followed quickly by, Oh shoot, my ride's here; I gotta go. Love you, Cuz. I'll hit you up again soon.
Danielle, over and out.
Alastor's inflection changed, once more turning disgruntled as he reprimanded, Over and out, what tommyrot. That girl don't have the good sense God gave a goose! A second later, he stressed, This is my final. Radio Ghost, jumping off.
As the strange stress of a telepathic conversation folded away, Jazz sent a goofy grin into the dark. "Roger that."
Sunday, September 16th
2:37 pm
-cut plot-irrelevant scene that was too slice-of-lifey/had too much fluff-
"So it's the train on the right?" Jazz asked, looking down from a stairwell onto a subway station absolutely packed with people. Above her head was a giant, purple sleeping bag, rolled into an overstuffed arm.
(It wasn't like she could do much about it. Her Fenton Bracelet could only enlarge charms, not reshrink them.)
"Not quite. It is on the right, but ours—did you see—quite here yet. —your new outfit—board for another ten minutes." As Jazz tried to parse Inko's words from the Gabber's highly confused babble—yay crowds—her guide smiled up from several steps below.
Inko was in her typical attire, save for a big, yellow purse hanging from one arm and a reusable grocery bag on the other. On the tote's semi-waterproof side was a summer cottage print, doing its best to combat the drear of the drizzly day.
Assured of Jazz's attention, the greenette waddled down the stairs that lead to the turnstiles, looking for all the world like a chilled flamingo as she pushed through the crowd in a fluffy, pink coat.
Jazz smiled, covertly snapping a picture with her phone before rushing to catch up.
Wishing her own jacket had a hood, she ducked further down into her olive green collar, trying to keep warm as she swiped the ticket Inko had bought her over a glass surface.
Hearing an affirmative "ping", Jazz pushed against the rotating bar and trudged up next to the older woman, stopping just shy of a thick yellow line painted on the grippy-bumped floor.
"Don't—want for your birthday—quieter on the train."
Jazz raised an eyebrow, then held up a "just a second" finger, changing the settings on her translator to only detect English.
At least she could help Inko understand her.
"It's hard to hear you with all the side conversations, but you think it'll be quieter on the train?"
Instead of answering verbally, Inko just nodded, not at all concerned when the metal behemoth next to them lurched forward and trundled away.
Seeing nothing better to do, Jazz took the moment to people-watch.
Despite the bustle of heavy traffic, things were oddly calm. The platform ran like a well oiled machine, its users more than adept at navigating the station's moving parts. It was almost…cathartic, in a way, seeing everyone go about their day.
Over by a support beam, a man made music with his elbows, looking for all the world like a cricket as a cup slowly filled with spare change in front of him.
A tranquil jingle played over the loudspeaker, ending with a chipper announcement in Japanese.
A blustery wind blew down the tunnel, flipping strands of hair into Jazz's eyes.
Okay, mood ruined.
Shoving them out of her face with a "Pftht, pffttt," Jazz jumped when a train HISSED to a stop just a few feet away, taking the place of the one that'd just left.
Clutching at her chest, the foreigner gaped at the new arrival.
Holy cannoli! It'd only been two minutes! Weren't they worried about a collision!?
Suppressing a giggle with a hand, Inko called Jazz's name and tilted her head toward a set of freshly opened doors. Starting toward them, she glanced back; and, upon seeing Jazz follow, disappeared inside.
A sudden influx of people swept Jazz forward and she maneuvered herself over to an open seat next to Inko.
Plopping down beside the librarian, the redhead raised a brow when Inko reached forward to tap Jazz's phone. "There's still a ton of background noise. I don't think it's gonna work."
The local just smiled mysteriously, even after the doors to the train slid shut and the clamor remained.
Jazz was clearly missing something.
It was a gentle rocking that finally alerted her to the subtle change. When their ride started forward, like magic, passengers around the compartment began to nod off, sending everything into a hush.
Eyes bugging out of her head at the power nappers, Jazz switched the Gabber settings over to demand, "Aren't they afraid of missing their stops?!"
With a shake of the head, Inko replied, "Japanese people spend a lot of time on trains. Everyone takes them. Even important people. It's why our subways are so punctual. But it also means we've developed a kind of sixth sense for knowing when we need to get off."
"Wow!" Jazz's face must have been something because Inko straight up laughed."I've waited over an hour for a late train at home. It feels like I'm in another world."
Well, for even more than just the obvious reasons.
Instead of poking further fun at her new pet American, the mother asked, "Are you ready for lunch?", reaching into her bag and pulling out a familiar plastic box. "We have just enough time before we get off."
"Oh, that'd be great!" Jazz's stomach gurgled at the reminder. "Would you like to eat first, since I did last time?"
"I told you before. Kids always eat first."
Jazz felt her cheeks heat up, but before she could respond, Inko was grabbing inside her sunny cottage tote again.
"But I wouldn't worry about that too much right now, anyway." Withdrawing a second bento with a blinding grin, Inko held it out. "Speaking of food, would you like curry or something else for dinner?"
Chapter Notes (Lots This Chapter):
-The Material Grill is the name of the place that hosts 80's night in DP. Legitimately. And it took me 10 minutes of searching to find that information cause I couldn't remember the episode it came from. Arrrrgh.
-The app danny's using to place the call out of country is Skype. XD Since it used to be really popular for international phone calls. Way better than the old method of buying "international minutes" on what was essentially a gift card from a store. Then dialing the number for the country and the gift card and the actual person's phone number. By the time you were done you had like a string of thirty digits to make your call lol. Huge hassle. It was like a dollar a minute or something like that, too. But still way cheaper than the like 5 dollars a minute it would have been without the gift card.
-I feel like I need to address why nezu and power loader can't crack the code on the thermos or specter deflector. It's not just that Tucker wrote the firewall. It's also that Danny supplied the ectoplasm that runs them. Because of so many attacks by technus over the years, Danny practiced with his own technomancy. Which shows in previous chapters by him being able to make the Scrambler. It also means that the AI's that tucker comes up with run on technomancy-viable ectoplasm and are specifically made to keep out technopathic opponents like Technus. The AI's that run the belt and the thermos aren't ghosts in their own right, but they're dang close. Kinda like Val's suit. Any technology quirk user going up against it would have to be better than Technus at coding to break through.
-Cosplayer sounds like an OP character until you understand how her power works. Basically, her achilles heel is that she's limited by how powerful her costume is. The stronger the character she's imitating, the shorter the time limit on transformations. She also has a flat, 5 minute cooldown between uses of her quirk. That's why she was only able to maintain Wonder Woman's form for a little over a minute and why when she came out of decontamination she still had a little time before she could restart the experiment.
She could potentially switch costumes during hero work, but then she has to carry them around with her and take the time to change.
How many times she can transform in a day depends on how active she was during a transformation.
For instance, it'd be smart for her during a natural disaster to just keep on a bear costume; because as an animal with no powers, she can spend several hours in that form while still utilizing its keen sense of smell and occasional muscle power. If she went as superman, and was very active in that like 30 seconds she could maintain his form, she might only manage 3 transformations in total for the entire day, giving her a measly one minute and thirty seconds of hero time. (And if she worked too fast she could potentially harm anyone she was trying to help. Organs impacting the internal walls of a body can be very dangerous. Ergo, super speed is not always super great.)
-Cosplayer calling Chiyo "grandma" isn't exactly an insult in Japan. Like, it kind of is, because she's owed a title of sensei, which means doctor or person of high learning/esteem. But also, in Japan, people will sometimes call each other "big sis" or "aunty" or "grandma" without being related? And it's kind of just a vague title for someone you think well of that fits that age group? If Chiyo'd been younger it'd definitely be an insult. Like when Bakugo called his mom "old lady" in the second half of chapter 13. Obaa-san. Same word. Different intent.
-The Kanji for Uozumi has the character for fish in it. Why did I choose that for a fisherman? Because I can.
-THANK YOU JAMIE. Your article suggestions were so freaking perfect.
-Shimuzu is a town in Shizuoka in the direction of Kanagawa. So it's vaguely a neighbor to Musutafu.
-The Edo Period comes after the Kamakura period. Idk if it's directly after though. Might be two periods later.
-Cementoss is UA's modern literature teacher and Midnight is the modern art history teacher. So I figured they were the most likely people to also teach the historic versions of those two subjects.
-Even if it rains, or if spears fall is the Japanese equivalent of come hell or high water
-L's and R's are combined in Japanese speech, so it is notoriously hard for a Japanese speaker to learn to separate the sounds.. I've actually taught a couple exchange students how to separate the sounds, and they only ever "get it" after you physically show them with your mouth. Then it just kind of clicks.
-Danny growing body parts is because he had a clone active while his powers acted out. The disruption latched onto the ability and took it to the extreme. When Danny yelled that he lost his clone, Tucker, thinking fast, grabbed Danny's phone and pretended to be him.
-Omaneki itadaki arigatou gozaimasu is a phrase Japanese people say kind of….automatically? As they enter someone else's home? It's kinda like how they say "thanks for the meal/looks delicious" before they eat, and "it was a feast" after they finish. Saying phrases like that is an acknowledgement that you appreciate the host.
-"sleeper" is a headcanon term that I've decided means quirks that manifest way late because of intense stress/pressure, a la x-men style. It's super rare, but can happen. Otherwise, how would Inko have been so…okay? With Izuku just suddenly gaining a quirk? To me that's super sus.
-Jazz has gotten really good at lying by omission. Technically, everything she said was true. All the pauses were from her thinking how to phrase things the right way.
-Jazz was thinking about the Dark Dan incident when she referenced things could be way worse. When you think about it, it's perfect for this scene because the reason Danny turned evil and killed his human half is because he lost everyone who supported him. Everyone that kept him from abusing his power and abandoning his humanity, even in grief.
Notes:
-I know Izuku hurts himself more than he should to live up to expectations, but I really was thinking of Aizawa and Recovery Girl when I wrote Jazz’s lines. Aizawa started the show by saying “you can’t be a hero unless you can find a way not to break yourself” and almost expelled Izuku. That put a bunch of pressure on him to figure his crap out fast. Not to mention Recovery Girl that straight up told Izuku that she wouldn’t fix any excessive injuries from now on during the sports festival. She repeatedly scolded All Might about pushing Izuku to the point of injury, too. There were a lot of people hounding Izuku about his health, and I genuinely believe that impacted how quickly he learned how to get it under control. Even during the “save Bakugo” arc, Toshinori was super broken up about how Izuku found a way to help without taking excessive risks (well, besides being there in the first place).
-Inko thinking of Izuku being younger and bullied while she tried to help, but couldn’t, is a vague reference to the idea that Inko was starting to get terrified that Izuku might kill himself. Which by far, would be her worst case scenario. So the fact that even though Izuku is beat up, and constantly in danger, at least he’s alive. Mentally, and physically. (The Kota letter bit is referencing when All Might and Izuku begged to let Izuku stay at UA, rather than transfer to another school like Inko wanted him to.)
-”he dropped 34” is an Easter Egg for the first episode of Danny Phantom, where Mr. Lancer is listing things from Danny’s record to try and decide an appropriate punishment for him. “Danny Fenton. 34 dropped beakers in the last month, banned for life from handling all fragile school property, but no severe mischief before today.”
-The two memories Inko is referencing with toddler Izuku and All Might begging are: the scene I just described and the one where Inko told Izuku “I’m sorry” instead of “you can be a hero” (after the doctor told him he had no quirk).
-The Joule’s Law experiment Izuku and Co. did was basically the experiment conducted to determine the formula for the actual law.
-Baku-chan is Izuku’s nickname for Mitsuki Bakugo (in this story)
-The Heinz awards are a US award from the Heinz Family Foundation. The awards have 5 categories and specialize in Arts, Economy and the Environment.
-Dani found Alastor first because she is friends with more ghosts than Danny, is impatient, and actually lives in the Zone. As soon as Danny told her to ask around for Alastor (who Wulf told Danny about), she got right on it.
-ham radio lingo used:
Copy: understand/understood
Over: End Transmission (done speaking)
QSL: acknowledge receipt of a formal message
Step on: Talk over
Double: talk simultaneously
Over and Out: a term used by non-radio people because they don't realize that the terms are mutually exclusive. Over says you've finished talking and are awaiting a reply, while Out means you are done talking and expect no response from the other side.
Final: last transmission.
Jumping off: going off air
Roger: understood
-Alastor Williams, ninth Field Battalion, Signal Corps. Call sign: Radio Ghost.
This is a loaded sentence.
Alastor's name is a reference to the radio demon from Hazbin Hotel.
Radio Ghost is his call sign because he was already obsessed with Ham radios long before he even joined the army and became a ww1 veteran. A call sign (unique name given/acknowledged by the government as your "on air" name) is normally assigned by the army when you join the radio division (the signal corps). It consists of a string of letters/numbers. But because Alastor submitted for his call sign before there were many rules regarding radio communications, years before he joined the army, he was able to choose a unique call sign that they couldn't take away from him (everyone only gets one. Ever). It was uncommon, but some of the earliest call signs were just personal names. His being "radio ghost" is because he liked to use his radio to pull pranks on other broadcasters, then vanish. He also did this to the government on occasion. It has nothing to do with him being a ghost currently, other than the fact that he was obsessed enough with his hobby to become a ghost with it as a centralized obsession.
-The fifth field Battalion was a part of the signal corps and got renamed to the 9th briefly in Texas during 1917, which was most of the way through the war. Because of this I decided to make Alastor from the south and had him use a southern phrase at the end. The 5th battalion's motto was: "We Move Fast"
-tommyrot is a phrase that became popular around Alastor’s childhood. It’s most likely a derivative of “tomfoolery” and means much the same as malarkey, codswallop, hogwash, horsefeathers, baloney, etc.
Chapter 19: Oh, There's My Hairbrush
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Sorry it took so long, Guys! But Green With Envy was a blast and I learned so much about coloring by doing it! And I made a bunch of friends! Thanks for your patience. :3There's one scene in this chapter that I am so excited to share! I'm super proud of it, so I really hope everyone likes it.
And thank you so much lexx and FoxyTeah for helping me get my science stuff straight this chapter! You have no idea how much stress that took off me!
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Chapter Text
All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
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Monday, September 17th
1:58 am
Danielle Phantom smiled to herself as the cool static buzz of the Ghost Zone slipped away. Behind her, the ripple marking her passage through the Fenton Portal slowed, stopped and lapped back on itself like a video played in reverse, disappearing entirely when the waves met the center.
Forcing additional teeth to form in her mouth, she shot to the ceiling of the basement, through the house and up into the Ops Center as the metal gate closed behind her.
"Dani?"
The older halfa was awake. Of course he was. He'd probably woken the moment she'd entered his lair.
Lips stretching thin over wide rows of crowded fangs, she baited, "Hey, Clueless1."
"Okay, I hate this already." Danny's look of concern inched down, settling into a guarded frown even as his eyes tried to hide a desperate, clawing hope.
Had Dani learned shapeshifting just to annoy her brother with even more devilish grins than normal? Of course. Had he developed PTSD from said grins? Absolutely.
"I swear, if this is good news you've managed to make me anxious about, I'm gonna dunk you in the River of Revulsion and leave you with Klemper for a sleepover."
"Oh, don't worry." Dani twirled a lock of bright hair around a finger, looking at the metal rafters above oh-so-innocently. "Your worst fears were correct. Jazz was kidnapped."
"YOU FOUND JAZZ?!" Danny was up in her face in an instant, roughly grabbing at the blue and white of her suit with near-bruising force.
"Ouch! Hey, chill out!" Punctuating the words, Dani shot a blast of icy air from her shoulders, the breeze whipping at the taller man's hair. Startling back as if he'd been burned, Danny looked at his hands in horror and shoved them into his armpits, clamping down hard with muscular biceps as his eyes skittered back and forth between himself and Dani.
"Oh jeeze. C'mon. You're taking the fun out of this," Dani whined, brows drawing together and eyes squinching at her original's antics. "It didn't actually hurt that much, I was just giving you crap."
"Dani."
Oof. Okay. That sounded even more broken than she'd expected. Ugh. Fiiiiine.
"Jazz is safe," the clone pronounced, voice only barely sulking like a petulant toddler. The ravenet sagged, his breath whooshing out with the strength of a holey bellows and Dani felt her lips pull up again. Just a little.
A second later, the man's eyes grew fierce as a new thought backlit them in green. "Who took her?"
Ah Hel. The smile was back.
"Someone you know very well."
"Who?" Danny grit out, severe look holding just a hint of hysteria.
"You did."
Monday, September 17th
7:27 am
"Don't forget your scarf!" Inko jogged out of the living area and into the hallway of her small apartment. Proffering a chevron-patterned knit like she was seconds from wrapping it around her guest's neck, the mousy woman pulled back at the last moment. Letting the soft weave hang loose in her hand instead, she kept it within easy reach of Jazz.
The redhead smiled and ignored the blush on her host's cheeks, graciously accepting the garment and securing it around the collar of the ultra-puffy, pink coat she already wore.
"Thank you, Inko-san. Don't forget I won't be gone that long. I'll be back well before our first session, don't worry."
Looking at the floor, Inko bobbed her head then raised her eyes to deliver, "Itterasshai!" with a wobbly smile. Jazz had only a second to wonder what it meant before her phone confused her even further: "Come and go!"
Suppressing an urge to turn her own smile into something more amused than touched, she answered, "l'll see you later!", relatively sure it was the correct response.
Offering a wave, Jazz finished switching from house slippers to shoes and pushed out the door. Traveling down a hall and stairwell the girl exited out toward the street, pulling out a map as she went and shedding her scarf like winter fur, already cooked from her host's well-meant get-up.
Okay, yesterday had been a bust in the search for Lunch Lady. But at least she'd managed to check some possible haunts off her list.
It was definitely going to take a while to find the combative woman. After causing trouble at UA, she'd gone to ground. Which wasn't that surprising, really, considering what Jazz had read about the fight. But knowing the ghost was hiding out somewhere food-themed in a well-populated area meant she'd be almost impossible to find until she stirred up trouble again.
Still, Jazz had to try.
Monday, September 17th
9:30 am
A several note bell rang in the classroom, sending Tenya Iida to his feet. Quickly gathering his things into a blue and black satchel, he bowed to Cementoss-sensei and offered a word of thanks for an enlightening instruction on the Battle of Sekigahara. Slinging the bag over a shoulder, the boy power-walked toward the door, Mina Ashido hot on his heels.
She may have been hurrying so she'd have time to gossip before their next class, but Tenya was rushing because the speedster made it a point to never be late.
All of three minutes later (a time achieved without running in the halls), Tenya was sliding back the door to another classroom and shuffling inside.
Normally, Yamada-sensei would come to them, but it was one of those rare English lessons where UA brought native speakers in to help with pronunciation. And with lockdown still going strong, that consisted of two security personnel taking a break between rounds.
Sparing a bow for a sour-faced redhead whose arms crossed beneath a camo-colored cape and a woman with elaborate plaits of golden hair that were, quite frankly, the sturdiest thing about her, he took his seat.
From Tenya's satchel came yesterday's homework; and, after a quick double check—that proved his name and the date properly adorned the corner—he slid it up toward the top of his desk. Satisfied, he also grabbed out his English notebook and flipped it open, then aligned his pencil (and a spare) exactly parallel to the edge of the desk. During this, the first of the other 1A students began to trickle into the room.
Six minutes until class started.
Okay, now he could look at his phone.
The first thing the teen did was check messages from his brother. Tensei had promised to pass on any news he found related to Hagakure.
While the hero Ingenium had been forced to retire following the Stain incident, the man behind the armor had retained his job as head of Team Idaten. Even staying out of fieldwork, Tensei's exemplary logistic and coordination skills were priceless.
Extracting a promise like that from his brother gave Tenya indirect access to dozens of sidekick teams working on all manner of things throughout the area.
It was almost perfect.
Except.
They hadn't seen anything.
Most of the calls recently had been about rescue operations, breaking up fights, muggings, store robberies and the like. Day to day stuff. None of which sounded even remotely connected to the green Nomu or Hagakure.
With a sigh, Tenya looked back down at his phone. Maybe the group chat had more to offer. Everyone had been on the lookout for clues, after all.
Scrolling down to the bottom past Kaminari and Sero's latest meme war, Tenya texted:
Tensei just checked in. Nothing new yet today. How's everyone else doing?
Mom
I'm afraid I have nothing to report. My household staff haven't encountered anything worth sharing.
Dr. Doolittle
No luck here, either. None of my pigeon friends have seen Hagakure and the rats haven't seen or smelled her since she went missing.
Plus they both refuse to track the Nomu. They're terrified of it.
Mom
Hmm. Maybe we can use that to our advantage. See if you can't pinpoint where they're avoiding. It might give us a clue.
Dr. Doolittle
Oh! Good idea. Though I'll probably have to barter this time. Pigeons are nice, but they're kind of slow…Does anyone have any eggs I could scramble for the crows?
Denkichu
Ill help scramble if u want, but dont have eggs in the fridge. Mido does tho
Tenya looked up with a frown, surveying the classroom. Kaminari wasn't even here and he thought he had time to text? English was about to begin!
Just starting to type out a reprimand, Iida stopped when a new message popped up, quick as lightning.
Pinkie Puff Pastry
oooo, Kaminari. ur in for it now. class rep just noticed u missing
Denkichu
crap! B there in a sec. Right outside. promies.
Sure enough, the door slid open not a moment later and the frazzled electric user tumbled into the classroom, out of breath.
"I certainly hope you weren't running in the halls, Kaminari-kun," Tenya commented, harsh tone causing the blonde to flinch.
A light buzzing drew Tenya's gaze back to his hand.
Agent Bubbles
Don't be too hard on him, Iida-kun. At least he's not late.
Sparing a narrow-eyed look at Denki as the other boy dropped into his seat just three minutes before the bell, Tenya pushed his glasses up with a sigh and rubbed the bridge of his nose.
Punk Rock Princess
Yeah, that's pretty impressive 4 Jamming-yay. But hey quick before class starts, anyone find anything else?
Denkichu
hey!
Koel-Headed
There have been no disturbances in the occult forums I frequent. Though there may be a bake-danuki running loose.
Cherry Vanilla Snow Cone
Why do you say that? Are people waking up bald?
Pinkie Puff Pastry
What? Where did you get that idea?!
Cherry Vanilla Snow Cone
…Haven't you heard the story of Bozu Bridge?
Koel-Headed
No, this isn't like that. Something's going around stealing small objects. Particularly things of little to no value.
Mom
That just sounds like a kid pulling a prank, to me.
Koel-Headed
It does. But sometimes, odd things are left behind.
Denkichu
Still sounds like a kid. i wouldnt put 2 much stock in that 1 Tokoyami-kun
Tenya looked up, gaze tracking over to Midoriya, who'd been surprisingly quiet throughout the conversation. His friend didn't notice his attention, round face fixed in an expression fit for a bathroom as his eyes regarded Uraraka nervously.
That was strange. Maybe Tenya should—
The passing bell and Present Mic's "OOOKAAAAAY, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STAAAARTED!" drowned out Iida's thoughts, forcing him to focus forward.
Oh well. He'd have to ask after Izuku later. It was more important that he maintain his faculties during class.
Monday, September 17th
9:38 am
Izuku did his best not to grimace down at the phone in his hand. As much as he wanted to participate in the group chat, how could he? He'd told All Might that he wouldn't spill anything his mentor had told him—like how Koda-kun wasn't likely to find any animals willing to track someone made of ectoplasm—and he'd told Ojiro-kun much the same—apparently, the teen's silence was a condition Hound Dog had set for hushing up their midnight frolic.
Any info not gained by insider knowledge he could share. But between the two promises, that was almost non-existent.
His normal haunts, Yap! news and several online hero forums, had netted a couple far-fetched rumors and little else. Like how the League had managed to recruit the yakuza to their side. (Izuku seriously doubted that Shigaraki had that kind of clout.) Or how Fat Gum had temporarily lost his quirk during a fight with some street thugs (something that important would have been plastered everywhere). So it was no wonder he struggled to come up with anything to say. His mind just wouldn't stop cycling through things he couldn't talk about.
Oh yeah. And that was another thing.
Ojiro-kun's latest ploy.
When the older boy had actually tried to bribe someone from Mygeto Junior High into investigating things off-campus, he'd been stonewalled. But faced with the roadblock, he had swerved, posting a want ad on NextWard instead.
That, in itself, wouldn't have been too bad, since the app was admittedly safer than most classifieds—its main focus being neighborhood communication—but it still churned Izuku's stomach. Because Ojiro hadn't just requested information regarding Lunch Lady or the Detnerat break in, he'd offered a reward for it.
Yeah, maybe the desperate teen would get lucky and score something that wasn't total garbage, but he was way more likely to get scammers flooding his DMs.
Imagining an impoverished Ojiro, crushed by false hope and burnt out on fake leads, Izuku tried not to have a stress-induced stroke. Shaking his head to clear it, the greenet looked up and noticed a pair of bright brown eyes intensely focused on his face.
J-just how l-long had Uraraka been watching?!
Flushing bright red in panic, Izuku sent the zero-gravity girl a forced, wobbly smile and mouthed, I'm fine.
He was fine.
This was fine.
He was totally not thinking about a bunch of forbidden, secret knowledge that he should know nothing about.
Monday, September 17th
11:13 am
"Did you find it?!" A muffled voice—that most certainly did not turn Kamada's insides to anxious mush—called from beneath the Fenton's living room coffee table.
"No!" responded shortly after from somewhere on the second floor.
Realizing that the silence stretched too long Haru forced out her own, "Not here, either," as she peeked inside every single yellow cabinet the kitchen had to offer. Closing the final one softly, and knowing that she couldn't put it off any longer, the Shiketsu teen walked back out into the living room.
"I just don't get it! I had it in my bag before I left for school. I swear I did."
Danny was currently laying on the floor, one arm stretched far under the couch as he felt around for a missing textbook. The muscles in the hero's back flexed from maintaining the awkward angle and Kamada found her eyes glued in place.
She wanted to look away so bad she felt ill. But all she could see was Phantom's black jumpsuit in place of the white tee actually covering his skin.
Footsteps suddenly echoed from the hall above, along with "I don't know, Danny-san, maybe we should check the lab."
The sound was just enough to break the spell bewitching Kamada's eyes and she tore her gaze away, a blush storming up her neck and capturing every square centimeter of her head in a mortified wave.
And just in time, too, because Danny inchwormed backward not a moment later, withdrawing from the couch with some kind of miniature Fenton gadget clutched in one hand.
…Or was it? Haru didn't recognize that design and she'd at least seen schematics for most of the family's inventions at this point.
This one almost looked like a taser? But not the kind Maddie-san had in her suit. It was too boxy and quite a bit larger.
Danny's face grew stormy, blue eyes eaten by fiery green as he pocketed the device.
The support student froze, then pivoted around so fast the bruise of her leg ached. "HAGAKURE-CHAN!"
"WHAT?!" The other girl nearly tripped on the stairs as a small thump sounded behind Haru.
"I—You! We need to check the Ops Center! That's where Danny-san's been sleeping! I bet it's up there!"
"Jeeze, Kamada-san. You scared me half to death!"
"Ditto," croaked at Haru's back, so quiet it clearly wasn't meant to be heard, before louder, "I checked there first. I didn't see it. But I might just have to go to class without it. It's getting late."
Booo deee boooop. Boo doop de doop. Booo dee boooop.
The sound drew Kamada's eyes back around and she watched Danny fumble in his pocket—the one without the taser in it—for his cell. The cracked screen pulsated in shades of blue as it withdrew from the fabric for only a second before Danny answered the Skype call.
Danno! Jack's voice erupted from the speakers as the buffering symbol on the display was soon replaced by the Fenton parents' faces. Glad we caught you! We have news!
"News?!" Toru yelled, barreling the final steps down the stairs and across the living room in record time, shoving herself into the camera's view and by proxy Danny's side.
Haru was jealous of the ease in which Hagakure interacted with Danny. If only she could go back to being that naive. Not knowing really was Buddha.
Hi, Hagakure-chan! Maddie chirruped upon seeing the empty jumpsuit nearly bowl her son over.
That greeting sure was bubbly for someone missing a child. This must be some news.
I didn't realize Danny would be home when we called! What great timing! Although…. The mother's brows furrowed and she inspected her son's abashed look through the screen. Why are you home?
"I—uh—I forgot my textbook for Biochem. I had to stop by to grab it." Somehow, Danny's anxiety seemed even more acute at the admission.
Kamada felt her own eyebrows draw together but quickly smoothed them out when Jack barged into the tense moment, unable to contain himself any longer, You know how we were having problems with the girl's dimension not being close enough?
"Yeah…." Danny's eyes widened and both he and his fuchsia-HAZMAT growth subconsciously leaned closer to the screen, forcing Kamada to step toward the other two or risk losing sight of the splintered video.
Well, we know what's stopping us from getting to non-neighboring dimensions now! Jack declared proudly, squeezing his wife to his side in admiration like a hard-won trophy. Adrian and Mads figured it out while it was my turn to nap!
We were looking at it all wrong, the other scientist explained. We forgot to account for time dilation and length contraction! The further a dimension is from us, the more skewed our perception of it is going to be. That's why close dimensions are so much easier to link to! If we can figure out just how fast the wormhole is traveling in relation to the speed of light near the target dimension, and what our relative position is, we should be able to make a connection and refine where our endpoint is after the fact! Well, assuming we can generate enough power to do it…
Picking up where Maddie left off, Jack declared, It'll take about a million megawatthours of electricity to establish the wormhole initially, but we can worry about that later!
Kamada hit at her chest and sputtered.
As Danny side-eyed her questioningly, his mom added, Still, we're making progress! Oh, and Danny Sweetie, don't forget to pick us up tomorrow morning. Our flight comes in at 9:45.
"But that's—That's more energy than a nuclear power plant makes a month!" Kamada finally coughed out.
Nope! That's more than a nuclear power plant makes in several months! Jack corrected exuberantly.
Monday, September 17th
6:15 pm
Jazz felt bad.
Yeah, Inko had specifically asked for this, but the poor lady was laid out on the couch looking like a geriatric Pilates instructor post-slipped-disc. Apparently the librarian had been expecting martial arts routines right off the bat. But that was most definitely not what the older woman needed.
Nutrition and exercise were. There was no way she'd be able to win anything resembling a fight until she got in better shape. Even with all the knowledge in the world, if she wasn't flexible or didn't have enough muscle supporting certain joints, she was bound to end up hurt.
Still, remembering Inko's look during just the explanation of the triangle stretch, Jazz winced. She'd been raised by a ninth degree black belt. Her idea of what constituted "normal" was more than a little skewed. She just had to keep reminding herself that Inko was the average, Japanese equivalent of a soccer mom.
Poor thing.
Ladling spoonfuls of piping hot broth loaded with slices of shiitake, napa cabbage, daikon radish and some kind of white fish into two, heavy ceramic bowls, Jazz mentally reviewed nutrition and exercise plans for the next few days. She hadn't actually pushed very hard, but it seemed that Inko was worse off than she thought.
Maybe tomorrow should be light warm ups, stretches, quirk practice and how to recognize danger. It'd be fun to see the telekinetic's power in action. But more than that, Jazz really needed to change Inko's perception of danger. The mother's instincts were all backwards.
The perfect example of that being right now.
They had to leave soon because, according to Inko, there was nothing wrong with letting a stranger mentor a kid from UA.
Jazz had to hold back a facepalm just thinking about it.
Did Inko really not consider that Jazz could be from the League of Villains?!
That she could kidnap or endanger the teen she was meant to help?
For that matter, how had Inko even convinced Nezu to let Jazz on campus during an unprecedented lockdown of the school? Jazz had zero paperwork. Zero.
The only reason she could even imagine the principal accepting the request was if he suspected her interdimensional origins and this was a trap.
Confusion and cynicism bleeding equal parts through her mind, Jazz called, "C'mon Inko, dinner! We have to head out soon or we're going to be late."
When nothing but a pathetic groan answered, Jazz felt her doubt drain, leaving only raw confusion behind.
Monday, September 17th
6:47 pm
Katsuki Bakugo seethed as his mother and art history teacher led him across an expanse of paved pathway, only the bright beam of a flashlight and the smooth surface below their feet keeping them from stumbling in the dark. Purposefully striding past UA's main instructional building and closer to the front security gates, the trio slowed, turning to the side to approach a new building.
He couldn't believe they were making him do more of this shit. He was already stuck seeing the school's sunshine-shmuck every day to talk about his feelings—which he most certainly bullshitted through every time. So why were they making him meet some extra that Auntie Mido knew?
A glint of red caught Katsuki's gaze in the dimness and he held his mom's stare in defiance before scoffing away a few seconds later. His attention instead found its way to the light spilling from a set of double-hung windows in front of him, beckoning the group toward the school's visitor office. Dropping his eyes back down to preserve his night vision, Katsuki kicked at a rock and stalked past his escort with all the huff of a cat that'd just fallen in a bath. Throwing open the arched door hard, he swaggered inside, ignoring the blue chips of fresh paint that fluttered to the floor on his left.
Midnight rushed to squeeze in behind, probably worried about leaving a student alone for even a second with a stranger.
Sparing a glare over his shoulder that caused his teacher's well-endowed body parts to extricate themselves from where they squished against his shoulder, Katsuki's head swung back around.
Bubbling hot slag met the crisp calm of an aquamarine lake.
"What the hell are you looking at?!"Katsuki challenged, taking several menacing steps forward. He did not like that look. He felt exposed.
Only the pulse of overheated blood kept the teen from flinching when his own words parroted back at him in English from the table. Kami, he was really starting to hate that language.
A million thoughts seemed to flit behind the ginger's eyes before him, until something settled in her gaze that Bakugo liked even less than the bone-deep knowledge he couldn't escape.
Prep.
"No need to be like that!" The woman chirped from her waiting room chair, positively oozing fake happiness as she clasped a pair of dainty hands near her chest. Behind him, footsteps approached, but Katsuki ignored them in favor of watching Inko's reaction to the words. From her own spot nearby, the feeble-hearted woman was side-eyeing the stranger incredulously. "This session will be over before you know it if you just give me a chance!"
Leaning forward, the extra held out a hand to shake, a little bracelet full of odd charms tinkling against each other on her wrist. "My name is Jasmine Smith, but you can call me Jazz."
Mitsuki's soft hand alighted on Katsuki's shoulder and squeezed, pressure firm. Kastuki spared a searing glare to the side before turning back to the American, refusing to take even a single step forward.
Pulling her hand back toward herself and out of the ignored greeting, Jazz used it to grab the collar of her lavender tee, flapping the knit fabric to create a breeze on her neck. "Inko-san. Can you and Bakugo-san grab us some drinks? It's getting rather warm in here with all the extra body heat."
"Oh—Uhm, sure!" Inko fretted, pushing to her feet and catching Mitsuki's gaze. At a slight purse of the greenette's lips and the barest of nods, his mom echoed, "Yeah, we can do that. But the nearest vending machines are even further than the convenience store, so it'll take a while."
The fuck it would.
The fiery teen turned sharply toward the two mothers as they breezed—well, not Auntie Mido, she was walking a bit awkwardly—by Midnight on the way to the door.
There were vending machines just inside the main school building and his mom'd gotten a fucking Cola-Coca from one yesterday.
"Hey! You can't just—" Katsuki's protest died when Mitsuki's gaze pinned him down.
She wasn't just angry. She was scared.
For him.
Which just pissed him off more. "You know what? Fine! Fuck off then, Old Hag!"
"What the fuck did you just say to me?! Watch your goddamn language!" The older blonde stormed back, swinging a fist at his head.
Katsuki dodged, smirking wide at his mom's increased offense.
There, that was better.
Throwing both hands up, then musing her hair in stiff, jerky motions, Mitsuki turned on her heel and stomped out of the building. Inko raised a hand when the other woman passed as if to soothe the hothead blonde, before her palm stopped shy and she instead ghosted into the chill night after.
Suddenly, only Katsuki, Midnight and the Kanna Hashimoto wannabe occupied this too-small room, the undecorated walls of the new construction creating a sterile environment that buzzed at Katsuki's already frayed nerves.
"So." The foreigner's tone was bland, pregnant with boredom. "I've been told you need some help. But I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no idea why. Nobody's told me Jack about what's going on and you'll have to fill me in on something,because I really don't wanna waste my time here if you aren't ready."
This time, Bakugo didn't even wait for the translator to finish its spiel, taking a step forward in a small wreath of explosions and slipping straight into accented English, "Did you just fucking call me a WASTE OF TIME?!"
"Bakugo-kun," Midnight warned, nervously slipping a finger up her sleeve. Katsuki refrained from moving any closer, violence twitching through his muscles.
A bone-aching tiredness stared back at him from the twin pools that were Jazz's irises. "Don't pretend that you don't know exactly what I said. I can see you're smart. Brilliant probably. But we both know that this talk isn't going to help you one bit unless you want it to."
Bakugo felt his lip curl even further up his face than its standard location. If he didn't stop it soon, it was going to overtake his nose and shoot straight past his eyebrows.
"I never said I wanted it to," he bit out, watching bitterly as the American regarded him, then stood and brushed her legs off as if the pristine chair had somehow transferred dust.
"Okay."
Bakugo's face pinched and his sneer dropped in confusion when she moved to the room's single, multi-person bench several seats down. Alighting on the furniture, she tilted and pulled in her knees until as much of her body was curled up on the pseudo-sofa as she could fit.
"What are you doing…?"
"What does it look like?" She didn't even spare a glance while she got as comfortable as the stiff springs would allow, laying the crook of an arm over a yawning face. "I'm taking a nap."
What an absolute fucking worthless extra! He couldn't believe he'd been wary of her for even a second.
"The fuck? That's it then? You're just gonna sleep till Mom gets back?"
"That's it." Jazz waved the hand not covering her face in his general direction. "Now can you keep it down?"
Bakugo looked back at Midnight. The hero shrugged, no longer tense, but just as perplexed as Katsuki felt.
This was definitely a ruse. She was baiting him. Trying to make him talk with reverse psychology or some bullshit. That fucking bitch.
He would not play her game.
Bakugo plopped down on a different chair far from the ginger, lips sealed.
Crossing his arms, he waited in silence, the minutes ticking by. A minuscule whimper disturbed the air from the bench and he allowed himself a vicious grin. Pretending to sleep was finally getting to her. It wouldn't take long before she would crack and admit she was awake.
He'd win this game of wills, easy.
Another cry escaped, this one escalating to a light keen and the arm shielding Jazz's face fell away, revealing eyes that were still very much closed and panning back and forth rapidly beneath their lids.
The anger swept from Katsuki's sails, dying like a breeze.
No fucking way.
Then gusted forth with the strength of a tornado, throwing him forward, to his feet and over the coffee table.
He grabbed at the offending woman's shoulder and started to shake, pissed that she would dare to actually fall asleep on him.
"Get up you—"
Katsuki was suddenly falling, the ceiling and terrified face of his supposed savior the only thing in his vision as she backpedaled away from her own Knee Wheel throw. WHAT THE FUCK!? Sending a blast of nitroglycerin from his back, Katsuki rocketed out of his limbo stance and back to standing, arms raised and ready to engage. At his eight o'clock, Midnight launched closer, the sweet smell of sun-warmed strawberries and vanilla starting to fill the room.
Only, Jazz wasn't attacking. She was looking right at him in her own shivering stance, but her gaze was vacant and her breath came in small, labored puffs. "No, Danny. Don't!"
Blinking hard and swaying slightly, Bakugo held up a hand in the universal sign for "stop". Surprisingly enough, his teacher acquiesced. Stalling just to Katsuki's left, Midnight frowned dubiously but re-covered her exposed arm with the white sleeve of her costume.
Lighting up the sweat of his palms to clear the grogginess brought on by her quirk, Bakugo had to steel himself when the raucous blasts sent Jazz screeching and flailing back. Legs tangling in her panic, the American landed with a heavy thump on the floor before pulling her palms over her eyes and bawling in great heaving hiccups.
Well fuck.
Feeling more than a little uncomfortable, Katsuki bellowed, "I said get up, you lazy ass! You aren't wherever the hell you think you are. It's six-thirty at night on a fucking Monday, and you fell asleep in a goddamn waiting room. Now you're sitting on some stiff-ass industrial carpet because your string-bean legs couldn't hold you up after a nightmare scared you to your feet."
The hiccups slowed and the hands lowered incrementally. Then dropped completely to rub along the cheap carpet fibers in verification.
After a heavy sniff and a wipe of the sleeve, those glistening aqua eyes found his own crimson once again. But this time they were so unsure and incredibly fragile.
He couldn't stand it. It was like looking in a fucking mirror.
"This is why I can't stand people like you, you know that? You're making an ass of yourself. You came here to help me, so quit trying to make this all about you."
The fog edged from her expression slowly, gradually replaced by clarity as the words suffused into her consciousness. Gaze sharpening in question a moment later, she asked, "You sure?"
Tch.
Jazz slowly unfolded herself from the fetal position so she could stand and take in a shaky breath. "Okay, yeah. Sorry for the setback." Set back? A full-blown panic attack was a set-back? This girl was more fucked up than Katsuki was.
The foreigner's posture straightened and firmed, morphing her back into the calm, collected individual that'd originally occupied the room.
Perching on the bench again, Jazz nodded at Midnight. The older woman sighed and pulled Bakugo down into a seat next to her, refusing to give them the illusion of their own space any longer.
"Ah-hem." Jazz cleared her throat, and Katsuki's eyes snapped back to her. "So, why do you need my help? I can tell you get angry easily, but you seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Otherwise you would have attacked me right away—sorry about that, by the way. I was…reactive. I didn't mean to hurt you."
"Pshh. Like you could."
"Maybe not. But something did hurt you, no? Recently? I know some kids got attacked on campus from the newspaper, but that's more or less it."
"We weren't just attacked," Katsuki snapped. "One of my classmates was kidnapped."
Jazz's mouth dropped into a little "o", and she breathed, "You're Katsuki Bakugo."
"No shit, Sherlock." Then a thought wormed its way into his head and he exclaimed, "Wait, you came to this session without even knowing my name?"
"Inko-san asked me to help her friend's kid, and I owe her a big favor, so I agreed. I had no idea you were that Katsuki-kun."
"Yeah," his tone challenged. "You got a problem with that?"
"No, of course not." Jazz's features sank into contemplation, not even acknowledging him as she turned inward. "Things just make a lot more sense, is all."
The quiet stretched, and Jazz nudged, "So…you were kidnapped, saved" —nobody saved him, he rescued himself— "and as soon as you got back, another kid went missing instead. Am I getting that right?"
"I saved myself," Katsuki said flatly, then spat, "I'm not useless like Empty Clothes."
"Empty clothes…?"
"My classmate. The invisible extra that got herself taken."
"Oh. Uhhhhmm. Toru Hagakure-chan, right?"
"Chan?"
Bakugo's eyes narrowed and Jazz responded, "Is something wrong?"
"No."
Stupid Americans. Couldn't even understand how to use a suffix properly.
"So, you feel like you should have been able to prevent Hagakure-chan's kidnapping? Because you went through it yourself?"
"I didn't say that," Katsuki defended.
"You didn't have to." And that stare was back. The one that knew too much. Left him sweating and chilled at the same time. Then it was gone, replaced by gentle understanding.
This wasn't like a session with the sunshine-schmuck. Somehow, he knew that the nightmares of the person across from him were very similar to his own.
"So. This is a matter of guilt. But it's more than that. You don't want an empty reassurance of how you did everything you could. That fate has its own role to play and things will turn out fine. You're the kind of person who wakes up each day ready to take a swing at destiny. Moving on means you've admitted to failure and having someone tell you to wait for a solution is poison to your soul." Jazz leaned back in her chair, stretching toward the ceiling with her arms until a small pop sounded in her back. "My brother's a lot like you, in some ways."
Bakugo's stomach prickled with unease and he forced himself to be quiet, struggling not to release a torrent of curses at the girl's assumptions. Instead, he growled, "It's not just guilt. I had her. The green bitch. I was so close to getting answers and she got away." Furious, he clutched hard at the armrest next to him until it creaked and his voice cracked under the strain of his next words, "And I swear she came back just to toy with me."
Jazz made a thoughtful sound in the back of her throat.
That got the hero-in-training's attention and his mind honed in on her next words.
"Normally, I would recommend regular sessions with me in which we practice meditation and grounding among other PTSD coping mechanisms. Recording your triggers and thoughts in a journal can also be a very insightful place to start. And while I do recommend those options—"
"The sunshine-shmuck already tries to do all that shit. Get on with it."
Jazz looked in askance at Midnight who just offered, "The school's on-campus psychiatrist."
"Ah. Well, I was going to say: nothing you do is going to change the past. It will always haunt you. But sometimes, as much as we hate it, everything's the way it's supposed to be—struggles, rage, guilt, and pain included. We need those things in our life so that we can be better next time. That we can grow and learn."
"It sucks. Big time. But sometimes you have to take getting better as its own challenge against fate. Emotional baggage is heavy and will always slow you down."
"What a crock of shit!" Bakugo exploded, catapulting to his feet and clenching his fists as he stormed over to Jazz. "I should suffer because it's good for character growth?! I wasn't able to capture the green bitch because fate wasn't ready for me to? What the fuck kind of Shonen Jump bullshit are you on?!" Getting up in the girl's face he yelled, "Newsflash! Even if I did all the shit you claimed would help, it wouldn't. I can't get Empty Clothes back, and I can't protect anyone else, because I'm not A FUCKING HERO ANYMORE!" Breathing hard, the aching teen's voice lowered, filling with the anguish of a harsh reality he could barely choke out, "I got dropped from the course. I'm just a fucking gen ed student now."
"Ah," Jazz commented softly. "The heart of the problem." Reaching down to the bracelet around her wrist, she rotated it, running her thumb lightly along the little charms.
"You're no longer a hero because your school says you aren't." The docile words hung unassuming in the air. "Funny. I don't remember anyone owning the rights to that word."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
"Going to a fancy school doesn't make you a hero. You either are or you aren't. And the first "heroes" never had to take a class for it."
Those glacial eyes cut into his own, dousing the fire of his soul in understanding.
"Are you a hero, Bakugo?"
"I fucking will be."
Trigger Warning: Memories of Experimentation
Monday, September 17th
7:22 pm
Over and over, the thick digits of Nezu Kocho's front paws ran through the white fur coating his neck and face. The old grooming habit betrayed his thoughtful state as he sat alone at his desk, eyes picking over several objects covering the black walnut top.
The police and Nezu's staff had been hard at work in the past few days (buying off the black market and hunting down close to fifteen portals in an exotic game of whack-a-mole).
And while combing both the underworld and overworld had yielded results of ecto-origin…
A biochemistry textbook, a hairbrush and a pair of high-tech welder's goggles sat nonchalantly in front of him.
Right next to a toaster.
A pyrographic toaster.
Whose heating elements seared a man's face into any bread it toasted.
Just what on Earth was he supposed to make of that?
The portal user had to know they couldn't run facial recognition on a slice of toast, right?
And none of the DNA taken off the brush or goggles had come back with a single match from any database. (Although several international embassies were still getting back to them.)
What Nezu did know was that it came from a family of European descent that had at least four members: a dad with likely dark hair and light eyes, a mother with likely light hair and light eyes, a ginger daughter with likely light eyes and a raven-haired son with likely light eyes.
And all four of them had ectoplasm infused in their DNA.
The young man's contamination was so bad, in fact, that it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume he was one of the test subjects used to create the ectoplasmic Nomu.
Which, if true, meant he was probably suffering from severe side effects.
If that boy, or another corrupted individual was the portal user, it would explain so much.
Anyone with that much ectoplasmic contamination would be incredibly unstable. Even more so than the Lunch Lady Nomu. Assuming the boy wasn't half-dead and sending out an SOS for medical attention, all the portals turning up could very well be his quirk going haywire.
Nezu's right paw clenched and he looked away from the hairbrush with haunted eyes.
"XT-518's response to the post-transcriptional modification is going well. Kidney function is still impaired, but dialysis is working well. There is blood in the subject's urine and the ATP1A2 gene needs modification, but the next round of edits should—"
Nezu shuddered, breathing hard at the vivid memory and clutching at his chest, trying to slow irregular heartbeats as phantom myalgia trembled through shaky limbs.
Humans.
Humans and their damned experiments.
A beep too-high-for-anthropoid-ears cut into the mouse's thoughts and Nezu looked down at his vest. Reaching into its pocket and grabbing out a phone, he checked the banner notifications.
A new message from Midnight.
Young Bakugo must have finally finished with that mystery psychiatrist of Midoriya-san's.
Nezu shook his head, still agitated by the knowledge that he'd let someone on campus without ID.
Mitsuki drove a hard bargain when she wanted to, subtly threatening the removal of her son from UA if he couldn't get the help he needed. And for some reason she believed—without a shadow of doubt—that not only was UA failing to provide that help, somehow this Smith person would.
Yes, the new visitor's center was filled to the brim with surveillance devices and weapons. And Nezu made sure that Midnight had not only met the girl before the appointment, but was nearby at all times during (in addition to a slew of other heroes outside the building).
But still.
It made him twitchy.
That American just fit one of his "person of interest" profiles much too closely.
Glaring at several strands of orange hair poking from the brush on his desk, the principal frowned and finally read the message in his paw.
Things went surprisingly well. There was a bit of a…misunderstanding…in the middle. Smith-san's methods are extremely unorthodox, but somehow I think it worked? Bakugo-kun is all fired up and wants to transfer to support. Can you please get the paperwork started, Kocho-sensei?
Misunderstanding? Unorthodox? Oh yeah. He'd definitely be reviewing those tapes later.
Taking a deep breath, Nezu typed back:
See if you can't collect a sample of Smith-san's DNA. I may be paranoid but I'd like to run it through the system.
Monday, September 17th
10:05 pm
The bright glow of a laptop screen lit Shota Aizawa's face in the weak dark of the Height's Alliance lounge. The only other source of illumination cut in from an alcove that hosted the elevator and stairs, and between the two lights, they barely kept inky black from taking over the room.
Reclining into a lime green armchair with legs stretched across an ottoman of the same color, the man logged into his standard issue laptop that was balanced on his thighs.
The kids had already gone to bed, confined by curfew. Listening hard, he could just make out creaks from the floor above near Tokoyami's room. As the shadow user reveled in the night and kept long hours, it wasn't all that concerning, but should any sounds start two doors down—Midoriya's room—he'd have to check in.
Reassured at the second boy's silence, Shota opened a secured web page and quickly typed another login. Navigating to a "Detnerat" investigation folder, he browsed a month's worth of camera footage in and around the company's Kanagawa facility before double clicking a file.
In a small room, Hiroki Mori tinkered with a partially-complete motherboard, soldering tiny things to the fiberglass sheet and carefully bridging them together with filament. Attached to his wrist by way of a bracelet was a curly, insulated wire that clipped to a copper prong beneath his too-large, industrial work table. At its feet crowded hardware, tools, and a garbage can, not unlike mice trying to share space with an elephant; and on its top—and pushed to the back—was a monitor sporting blueprints.
Several minutes passed and Mori continued to work, a rock song's guitar playing softly in the background.
Semi-impatient, Aizawa fast-forwarded, stopping at an earmarked 4:04 am before letting the video roll again.
Mori was now looking down at a capacitor on the top-right side of his project, squinting suspiciously. Poking it with a finger, the ginger sighed as the cap broke off and rolled several centimeters away. He then picked the loose piece up and lifted his glasses for closer inspection, shaking his head before standing and tossing the bit into the nearby garbage can.
So far, everything looked normal, but Aizawa knew better.
Mori crossed the tiny room and disappeared into some kind of supply closet, the video pausing for just a millisecond before resuming.
There.
When the chipper man came back out, it was with a spool of wire, not a spare capacitor in hand. And the motherboard had less parts attached to it than before, despite all the tools on the table remaining exactly where they'd been.
Decent editing. Enough to fool a quick once-over and offer time for a clean getaway. Which was probably all the villains, plural—this definitely wasn't some small-time operation—cared about when they'd switched the footage.
Several more files near this timestamp had also been tampered with, according to Sansa, and the others had seamless transitions. Those edits had definitely been pre-prepared and this one was likely the only one made on a time constraint.
Then there were the odd fluctuations in power that'd been logged by the system dating back to the ninth. Only six days before the kidnapping and theft. That would only make sense if the villains hadn't used a technomancer to access Detnerat's systems until after external research and surveillance had already been completed.
Which, if true, meant real suspects weren't likely to show up on anything directly recorded by Detnerat. The person in charge of editing clearly knew what they were doing.
Aizawa cracked his neck and began to open videos from surrounding shops in extra tabs, starting with anything dated the fifth through the thirteenth.
Grabbing out a notebook, he worked his way through the fifth and sixth, writing down descriptions of people he found suspicious and what time stamps they showed up in. Anyone with multiple appearances moved to the top of the suspect list which he then checked against Detnerat's surveillance videos.
Eyes burning by the time he was done, the bedraggled man looked at the clock on the bottom right of his screen.
3:16 AM and he'd barely made it through two of the high-priority days.
These next few nights promised to be long ones.
Monday, September 17th
12:14 pm
-cut, plot-irrelevant lead in scene-
A knock sounded at the door, causing Inko to fumble the daikon she'd been in the process of peeling. A light thump sounded as she set the radish down, removed her apron and made her way to the front door of her apartment.
After a quick look through the peephole, she hastily unlocked the door and gestured inside with a cheerful, "Okaeri!"
It was oddly nice being able to use the familiar phrase again, even if a normal response for the ritual greeting wasn't echoed.
Still, "See? I told you I'd make it back at a reasonable time! I got lost for a little bit near Tatooin Station, but a really nice wooden guy helped me figure out this patch of construction that threw me off, so it was fine. Apparently they had a villain attack there last week but fixing it was delayed because of insurance stuff. Man, I hate insurance companies. Am I rambling? I'm rambling. Sorry." Despite her words, the redhead grinned bright and ducked around Inko's arm that propped the door open. Toeing off her shoes, she headed toward Izuku's room.
The mother felt her own cheeks lift as she relocked the front door and called down the hall at Jazz's back, "That's nothing! If rambling was an Olympic sport, my Izuku could win gold." Stepping further into the apartment again, Inko watched her guest's head repop from her son's room, face and outfit significantly less pink without the puff of Inko's coat hanging off the girl's shoulders.
"Ready to get to it?"
Instance unease churned Inko's gut, but there was a reason she'd set a specific time for the lesson. She couldn't chicken out now that her new trainer was expecting to start.
"Sure! Let me just change and put everything for the hotpot away."
Jazz's head tilted slightly at the fake enthusiasm.
Pretending she misunderstood the American's body language, Inko added, "It's a soup that's great for cold weather. It'll really warm you up from the inside out."
With a soft smile and eyes that knew too much, Jazz responded, "Sounds good! I'll go ahead and change, too, th—" the words muffled as the door to her temporary abode closed behind her and Inko took the opportunity to slip back into the kitchen. Putting everything away like she'd promised, she headed into her own room. Clicking the door shut and leaning against it for support, she looked at the plain brown dresser on her right.
Those six steps across the room felt like twenty.
Reaching into one of the drawers with a sigh, Inko pulled out a pair of moss green yoga pants.
Please, Kami-sama, let them still fit.
Notes:
-When coming or going from home, there are several phrases that Japanese people say that don't have a good translation into English. They basically say "coming and going" as like one word. But the different variations of the phrases mean "i'm home" or "welcome home" or "i'm off" or "good luck/goodbye/i see you are leaving"
-the chevron scarf is from a couple chapters ago.
-the Battle of Sekigahara is a famous battle from the Edo period
-sol is the redhead in the english class. He's the one that wears the speedo, but was forced to wear a cape for the class to cover up. XD but i chose camo because it made sense for him during security detail to have something that helps him blend in until he needs to shine.
-denkichu is a rip off of pikachu. Denki means electric and chu is the sound a mouse makes.
Pinkie puff pastry is a rip off of pinkie pie
Cherry vanilla snow cone is todoroki
Mom is momo
Emergency exit is tenya and is another nod to him being called that at the beginning of the show
Agent bubbles is ochako. After she got the gunhead internship, she started liking fighting more. So Agent. But also, this is a roundabout way to reference Cobra Bubbles from lilo and stitch. LOL
Dr doolittle is Koda. (the series about the guy who can talk to animals actually has a manga adaptation in japan)
Koel-headed is Tokoyami. It's a play on the fact that he's cool-headed and his head is literally an asian koel.
-baku-danuki is the mischievous racoon-dog spirit. There is a story from
Handa, Mima District, Tokushima Prefecture (now Tsurugi) where people crossing a bridge named "Bōzu Bridge", and find their hair suddenly shaven.
-NextWard is my off-brand version of NextDoor lol. Yap! News is an actual news website izuku is seen browsing in the show.
-Danny found a lost plasmius maximus under the couch lol
-not knowing is buddha is the japanese equivalent of ignorance is bliss
-inko is not bakugo's aunt. It's just him giving her a semi-respectful nickname since in japan it's somewhat common to call people brother/sister, aunt/uncle, grandma/grandpa based on their age even if they aren't related. I should have just put auntie, or obasan, but it would have sounded super awkward in english. So i settled for auntie mido.
-sunset is at 5:47 pm in japan on september 17th lol
-the visitor office is a place where people can get day-passes on campus. It's meant for friends and family of students, and it's where they go when they either still need to fill out an application, or are getting their temporary badge printed. It is heavily surveillanced by the school and has all sorts of stuff built into the walls to protect the students should anyone get unruly.
-cola coca is a rip off of coca cola lol
-a knee wheel throw is a judo technique
-jazz's nightmare was about dark danny
-bakugo, despite the harshness of his words, used facts and the textile feel of the carpet to ground jazz out of the panic attack. Showing he actually did learn something from his sessions with Aguni-sensei.
-"you're katsuki bakugo" is the moment jazz connects the bakugo in front of her to the bakugo that hagakure described as being kidnapped and held hostage in chapter 7
-bakugo is at first suspicious of jazz using chan because jazz slipped up. Chan is more reserved for familiarity. She got used to using it. But because she noticed her slip up, she pretended just to be a stupid american rather than give herself away by making up a lie.
-Kanna Hashimoto is a famous actress in Japan. (As far as I can tell.) Bakugo was just making fun of jazz's acting skills. Lol
-jazz using the everything is as it should be line is her making a reference to clockwork
-shonen jump is a famous manga publisher that often features the "young male protagonist" theme, and is ironically the publisher of my hero academia. He's literally calling out his own publisher. Huehuehue.
-The hairbrush is a call-back to Jazz having had her hairbrush go missing on the day she fell through. The toaster is a callback to Jack putting his face on everything lol
-Sansa is the Cat-guy from the police department
Chapter 20: And A Partridge in a Pear Tree
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All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Tuesday, September 18th
7:01 am
"Kiddo, breakfast is ready! Get your ass down here before it gets cold!"
Katsuki Bakugo pulled on his socks, willfully ignoring an untucked, white dress shirt and the scent of baked salmon wafting up the stairs.
Double-checking a calendar—crowded with gym appointments, self-inflicted reading assignments and online classes—that hung on the wall above his bed, the blonde huffed at the door.
He still had to get through at least one chapter of Common Mistakes of the Novice Hero AND Basic Electrical Engineering before he could even think of leaving this room. No way in hell would he half-ass his studies.
Pushing off his mattress, the teen sauntered over to a small desk to grab a highlighter and the first of the aforementioned books.
He hated that his plan already relied too much on luck; he had to out-nerd the nerds or he'd never get hired on at a hero agency as an in-house repair mechanic. And if he couldn't prove his worth there, he could kiss all chances of an apprenticeship goodbye.
There were just too many black dots on his record for anyone to take on that kind of liability without knowing him personally.
Flipping open a bookmarked page, Katsuki's eyes started to scan.
At least the government sucked at removing outdated laws. The stuff for grandfathering in first-gen-hero was just janky enough to exploit.
"KATSUKI! COME ON!" his mom's voice bellowed from below.
"Just eat without me! I got shit to do!" Bakugo yelled back, then bit the cap off his highlighter and put ink to paper.
Tuesday, September 18th
7:48 am
Lost in thought and strapped into an elaborately plush child's safety seat, a dog-mouse-bear glanced up from a tablet. Briefly taking in the suburbs of Musutafu through the car's tinted back window, he rocked his head in a stretch before pressing play on the device with one thick paw pad.
On screen was a video, viewing the baby blue walls of UA's visitor center from ceiling height and giving full surveillance to a door in the corner. It didn't take long before a young ginger wearing a lavender t-shirt, a middle-aged greenette in a pale yellow blouse and a curvy, black-haired woman in full-body, dungeon-play attire pushed through.
When Kayama ushered towards the lounge area's light beige chairs, Midoriya and Jazz took a seat and the R-rated hero exited with a bow. In the lull, the two guests chatted idly about the differences between trans and polyunsaturated fats.
So far, nothing too out of the ordinary.
Continuing to watch the video from beginning to end—paying extra attention to when Katsuki's last name was mentioned (Jazz's initial lack of recognition was strangely genuine), how the girl had said Hagakure's name (her suffix use in prior interactions all but confirmed the "chan" to be intentional, so how could she not know what Bakugo looked like?), the details she'd dropped about her brother and the name of the person in her nightmare—Nezu frowned.
Something was bothering him that he couldn't quite place his claw on—beyond just the girl's unconventional techniques.
And it wasn't until the second watch-through that he figured out what it was.
—"I got dropped from the course. I'm just a fucking gen ed student now," Bakugo's voice choked and the boy crumpled.
In response, Jazz made a soft noise of understanding, before acknowledging, "The heart of the problem."
It wasn't what the therapist said next that had Nezu pausing the tablet and changing to a camera embedded in the coffee table. It was what she did just after.
Because there, in full view of the much closer lens, Jazz Smith rotated a bracelet with a miniature silver and green thermos charm attached. One that tinkled as her thumb brushed it against a very familiar, mechanized belt.
Oh Kami-sama.
He'd been right.
Heart rate increasing until it was little more than a hum in his chest, the mammal's vision tunneled onto the headrest in front of him as he gulped for air.
He finally had a lead. A real, tangible way to proceed.
"Kocho-sensei, are you all right?" a deep voice cut into his panicked elation and the principal's gaze darted to the scraggle of golden hair behind the leather, then up to the rear view mirror beyond.
Stark blue in a sea of black stared back from within. Toshinori Yagi's expression betrayed worry as his left hand lowered uncertainly from readjusting the glass. "Do you need me to pull over?"
"No, no. That won't be necessary. But we need to call Tsuragamae-san. Jazz Smith has Fenton Works technology."
"WHAT?!" All Might coughed, red spraying the front windshield as he slammed on the brakes. Nezu flew forward against his harness with a sharp "Yagi-san!", the shout joining a chorus of horns echoing around the black Totoya.
The driver frantically wiped up his blood with a kerchief, simultaneously pressing on the gas to rejoin traffic.
"Kocho, you can't just say something like that!" he pleaded. "We need to get a hold of the police immediately! If we don't detain her right now she might get away! Or—Oh my god." All Might's skeletal hands turned white-knuckled against the steering wheel and his voice filled with rage. "She's living with Midoriya-san."
"I agree, which is why I was warning you that I would be calling Tsuragamae-san. I wanted to get your reaction out of the way before we got on speakerphone. If I had known you'd try and get us rear-ended I would have agreed to have you pull over."
Yagi's eyes burned like blue giant stars as he dipped his head in a silent, agitated apology. Sighing, but commenting no further, Nezu fished out his cell and speed-dialed the chief's number.
Hello Nezu-san! How can I help you-woof? a deep, cheerful voice barked from the speakers.
"Tsuragamae-san, I'm sorry to get straight to business but we need a warrant. Jazz Smith is involved with the girl's kidnappings somehow. Whether she's a victim or an accomplice, I'm unsure, but we must apprehend her before we lose our chance."
The voice on the other line lost its carefree tone, dropping into serious intensity. I'll get my men on it-woof. It shouldn't be too hard; I doubt she has a passport. But it may not come through until tomorrow-woof. We only have myself and one other person in-house today; most of the force is up in the mountains with Gran Torino looking into sightings of Kurogiri.
"Kurogiri?!" Toshinori exclaimed under his breath as he turned left at a light. "This just gets better and better."
As if he didn't hear All Might's grumble, Kenji continued without skipping a beat, I should be able to get stake-out paperwork approved much faster, though. I''ll send it over before I get off work tonight. And I'll keep you posted on how today's investigation goes as well-woof."
"Thank you, Tsuragamae-san. As always, I appreciate your help. I'll create a task force as soon as I get back to UA." The car slowed to a stop just as Yagi turned on his blinker, angling backward into a parallel park. "Until then, I trust All Might to start making calls—none of which are to Young Midoriya," Nezu leveled, watching from the back seat as the retired hero flinched and the steering wheel creaked under excessive pressure.
"We'll be in touch soon. Thanks again."
Of course-woof.
"Bye."
Click.
"What do you mean I can't tell Midoriya-kun?! His mother is in danger!" Toshinori burst, swinging around in his seat.
"You know the answer to that just as much as I do. Don't let personal feelings distort your judgment, Yagi-kun." Nezu fixed the older man with an unblinking stare until the Symbol of Peace looked away. "Besides. I'm not entirely convinced she is in danger just yet. Everything we've found—all the evidence, and that interview have given me clues I can't ignore. I don't think Jazz is the threat."
Unbuckling himself with a sigh, the principal scooted out of the plastic toddler seat and hopped down to the floor of the Totoya, snatching a glove and mechanical pencil off the nearby leather as he went. A second later, the door swung outward under Yagi-san's tense hand and Nezu exited the vehicle. Walking past the rigid giant with both objects in paw, the principal squinted up at a red-and-white faced skyscraper.
Musutafu Fire and Rescue, district eleven.
Knowing all too well that he'd left his friend reeling, Nezu strode toward the beveled glass doors of the building's entrance.
Tuesday, September 18th
8:54 am
Nezu hopped out of the Totoya for the second time that day. Only this time it was with slightly less enthusiasm.
The trip to the Fire and Rescue hadn't taught him much. Backdraft happened to be in-office at the time and had led Nezu straight to his appointment with Seek—a rescue specialist he'd been in communication with through the hero network.
With the help of Hagakure-san's glove and Kamada-san's pencil, the psychic had told him that neither girl was within five hundred miles of Japan. Now whether that was because they were across an ocean or trapped somewhere inaccessible due to a quirk, he didn't know. But considering that UA seemed to be dealing with Americans, it did give Nezu some hope—it had been almost ten days since he'd last talked to Tafuta, after all, so things may have changed since then.
Maybe his next stop would shed more light on the situation.
Stretching down to touch his toes after the cramped car ride, Nezu straightened and bobbed his head at Toshinori. The tall man nodded back, then bent at the waist, offering an arm for the rodent hybrid to climb aboard.
Tucking himself into the space between All Might's thin neck and the man's baggy t-shirt collar, Nezu wrapped his tail around his ride's arm and pointed towards a mostly rectangular building a hundred meters away.
Forcing cheer into his voice, he proclaimed, "Come on, All Might! Things will go better this time; I'm sure of it!"
"I've got to hand it to you, Kocho-sensei. You're just as good at faking a smile as I am," Yagi responded as the two passed rows of faculty cars crammed into the small lot where they'd parked.
"It's not entirely fake; I really do feel as if we've made progress." Nezu inhaled deeply as they got onto a path that pinched between covered bicycle stands and a virulent flowerbed—it was nice to be able to enjoy something as simple as the peppery-smooth scent of chrysanthemums again. "We've already gotten the preliminary task force set up for tomorrow's capture and I still have one more resource we haven't tapped into yet. With Isamu Academy right in front of us, it's hard not to feel at least a little optimistic."
Nezu watched as Toshinori's head turned slightly and regarded him out of the corner of one blue-black eye. Doubts seemed to weigh heavy both in the older man's face and in the droop of his shoulders beneath Nezu's paws; but the Symbol of Peace remained silent, allowing the principal his temporary delusion as they took the stairs two at a time up to the building's entryway landing.
Pushing open one of the high school's metal and glass doors, Yagi made his way over to a row of guest cubbies along the left wall and switched his shoes for indoor slippers. That done, he headed down a yellow hall bottomed by wainscoting, passing first one, then two, then three doors before stopping in front one labeled by the sign above as the principal's office. Knocking twice, the blonde awkwardly shuffled himself and his living cargo inside when a thin, reedy voice called for them to, "Come in!"
Nezu held tight as the shoulder beneath him dipped forward in a bow, then greeted the other two people in the room with, "Kobayashi-sensei, Sekigai-san. Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with us! I wish it was under better circumstances but your hospitality is much appreciated."
Under Nezu, Toshinori angled his head more towards the plain-faced girl in a blue blazer, bifocal lenses and an off-white skirt before adding, "Good to see you again, Young Sekigai. It's been a while."
"Likewi—"
The plastic wrrrr of rolling office-chair wheels and "Of course! It's a pleasure to have you!" drowned out the rest of the word as Isamu's principal flew from his seat on her left. Hook nose nearly smacking the metal and laminate desk at his front, Kobayashi enthusiastically returned All Might's bow. The same motion disturbed his comb-over, flopping thinning brown hair to the side and exposing two little nubbed horns.
Smiling at the educator's less than graceful greeting, Nezu scaled down Yagi's string-bean body and scampered the few steps across the room to Kashiko. Turning bipedal just to offer his own bow to the white-haired teen, he reiterated, "Thank you for taking time off class for this, Sekigai-san."
"Don't worry about it," the tracer replied, using a hand to wave off the serious air even as her grey eyes flicked concerned glances toward her companion. "This is way more important than Art History and I can always catch up later."
"Besides!" Kobayashi broke in, all but shouting, "A chance to help All Might after all he's done for us is practically a dream come true!" Springing around the desk on light hooves, he pranced into Toshinori's personal bubble and grabbed the younger man's hands. "It's an honor to have the Symbol of Peace here, at my school. Thank you so much for coming!"
Sekigai covered her face with a hand and groaned "Oh no…" while Nezu hid a chuckle and Yagi tried to take a step back, only managing to trap himself against the door. Sweat beading on his forehead, the bedraggled blonde held a hand between himself and the advancing administrator (half to wave the comment off and half to create space). "Uuuh. Y-you're welcome?"
"Kobayashi-sensei!" Sekigai reprimanded, tugging her principal back by the shoulder before exasperation filled her next whisper, "You said you'd control yourself if I let you come."
The dik-dik hybrid recoiled, eyes sliding to the side. "Ah, yes. Sorry..." Barking a cough into his suit sleeve he offered a weak, "Big fan."
"Kocho-sensei!" Sekigai redirected. "How about we get started! There's no time like the present to get some answers, right?" Laughing nervously, the girl crouched down and held out a hand for Nezu to take, keeping her eyes firmly on Kobayashi like an attentive mother.
Nezu took pity and grasped the proffered limb.
"Now I want you to focus on Hagakure-san. I know she's invisible, but try to build a mental picture of what she means to you. The more detailed you get, the better my trace will be. Even small things like smell, personality traits and favorite foods help."
Closing his eyes, Nezu delved into his photographic memory, locating and constructing an in-depth profile of everything he'd ever known about Hagakure—all the way down to her shoe size and mother's maiden name. After a full minute, where he made sure that not even a single scrap of knowledge slipped away, he finally nodded.
"Okay, let me just activate my sensors and—oh. Oh wow!" Silver eyes springing open, Sekigai regarded Nezu with unfiltered awe.
"What!?" All Might demanded, daring to take a step nearer to the floor-bound duo, even though it brought him closer to Kobayashi.
Gaze darting up to the retired hero, then back down to his boss, Sekigai breathed, "This might be the clearest trace I've ever done. I can feel her so strongly! You're really something, Kocho-sensei."
"You can feel her?!" Nezu demanded as Toshinori croaked, "So she's alive?!"
"She's not just alive, she's vibrant."
Forcing his tone to be less jagged and frayed, the rodent affirmed, "So you can find her."
At the statement, the highschooler quailed and glanced nervously around the ring of expectant eyes, dropping Nezu's stomach.
"Uh-uhm. Well. About that…"
Tuesday, September 18th
9:12 am
"Irasshaimase!" and a bell greeted Tomura Shigaraki as he shouldered open a glass door pervaded by advertisement graphics. Head sinking lower in a "nod" to the check-out clerk, the teen hid his dry, cracked face even deeper inside a dark-blue polyester hood and started toward the back of the store.
As much as the girl's chipper, carefree attitude buzzed like a gnat trying to steal moisture from his eyes, he'd have plenty of time for wanton violence after he'd created his utopia. Besides, his thoughts were consumed with something far more infuriating.
A tickle stung Shigaraki's neck and the aggravated teen reached up, scratching at it with short, chewed-off fingernails.
The green Nomu.
It'd come gallivanting out of nowhere—just like that damned hero killer—and taken the spotlight from him again. Sure he'd assumed credit for the attack on UA and no one had come forward to contradict him, but what the hell.
Nomu were his thing.
Where had she even come from?
Was this Master's doing or someone new? He could hardly ask with All For One in jail.
Clawing harder at the skin beneath his chin with one hand, the criminal walked up and down the Splendid Potato's aisles, running just three fingers of his other over shelves packed tight with colorful video games and bright, overpriced merchandise. Thoughts warring inside his head, he stopped to snag a plastic case off the wall, glaring down at the newest Heaven's Edge remake—how many was that now? Thirty? And they still hadn't released Oldest Tombs VI?—before putting it back in disgust.
Shuffling to the next bay over, he picked up Mammal Crossing and pocketed it. (Just because he wasn't planning to kill anyone today didn't mean he was above shoplifting. And besides, his last copy disintegrated before he could settle his beef with Eloise.)
And then there was that damn Chisaki. Just the icing on this shit cake. If the Shie Hassakai expected the League to bow down and lick the dirt from their boots, they had another thing coming.
While it was obvious the yakuza were on to something big—whatever they'd shot Compress with was definitely worth stealing—there had to be a way to take advantage of that beaked bastard without ceding power.
Shigaraki's red eyes passed unseeing over another row of games, until they suddenly sharpened on a dramatic cover art. Protagonists from several different franchises stood together, working to battle against a sea of Nohearts.
A wide smile pulled at cracked lips, splitting one and causing it to bleed; but he barely noticed.
Of course.
Why didn't he think of it before?
A crossover.
Tuesday, September 18th
10:05 am
"Hey, Kamada, careful when you pull that Handa in!" an aging man in stained blue coveralls yelled from in front of a wide open garage door, hands directing inward. Grey eyes rolling, Hideaki obliged, driving exactly as he had been to pull the tiny M-box into the tool-cramped bay before turning off the engine.
Today was a pretty average day at Chugoku Auto, with one notable exception.
Hideaki knew his girl was alive.
Finally. After over a week of no word, the principal of UA High had personally let him and his family know.
It was a miracle. One that lifted the oppressive grief that'd hung over them. Because somehow, Nezu assured, Haru was doing well, wherever she was.
The change to his home was immediate and tangible. Especially in little Aiko, who still blamed herself for her sister's disappearance. Having the news come early in the day was such a boon, too. It'd given them a chance to cry and had allowed his wife and daughter to call in sick. (Hideaki couldn't afford to miss any more work, or he would have been right there with them.)
He just felt so light. He could barely stand it.
Grinning broadly, he scratched at the black stubble that ran along his square jaw before opening the door to the Handa, careful not to hit the portable air compressor just outside.
A phone blared in Hideaki's pocket and the mechanic jumped, hitting his elbow against the steering wheel with a curse before pulling out his cell to answer it. Thankfully he hadn't dinged the customer's door.
Unknown number.
Frowning hard, he ground out, "What?"
Oh, uhm. Do I have the wrong number? Is this not Kamada-san?
Hideaki's heart sped up and his tone eased up considerably, "Yes, this is him. What do you need?"
I saw someone who looked like your daughter yesterday at Takoba Beach. She seemed really scared and was hanging out with a couple of shady looking men. I think one of them may have been—
Unless Haru had made it to safety between yesterday and today, she shouldn't have been scared. And the chances of her having moved from more than five hundred miles away to Japan overnight seemed unlikely too.
Unease and anger prickled at the base of Hideaki's spine as suspicion rose and the explanation continued.
Maybe this person had seen another girl in trouble, but…
—so how do I go about claiming the reward? Is it like a check you send in the mail, oooor…
Goddamnit. He was sick to death of these people.
"You piece of human trash!" He exploded. "How can you stand to look at yourself in the mirror, knowing you're preying on innocents?! I outta turn you over to the police for fraud!"
E-excuse me? The voice on the other end sounded nervous. Probably expecting to be met with blubbering thank-yous, the prick.
"Your information is fake and you know it," Hideaki growled. "If you ever call here again I will hunt you down and beat the shit out of you myself for trying to destroy a family over a couple of yen!"
The line clicked off and Hideaki's stormy eyes rose, freezing when they caught sight of his anxious boss.
"Are you okay, Kamada-san? Did you need to go home?"
"Yes! I mean, no. I just—" Hideaki forced himself to stop his sputtered panic, took a deep breath, lowered his shoulders and offered a shaky smile. "Sorry, Miyake-san. I'll be fine. Besides, we have to get this oil leak repaired soon or we won't have time to switch out the fuel pump."
Tuesday, September 18th
11:29 am
"Okay, Inko-san! Just breathe. If you start feeling sick again, I have the bowl right here. You're doing great!"
The forty-one year old's stomach rolled like an overturned slug and Inko spared a half-melted look Jazz's way. Body sweating beneath the strain of her psychic power and muscles already weak from yesterday, Inko's respect for her son multiplied. Poor Izuku had to do this every day.
"Don't worry, Inko-san. You've got this. Just three more! A quirk is like a muscle. Every time you push against your wall, it gets stronger!" Inko's thoughts jellified into Konnyaku as she lifted a little stuffed All Might off the coffee table and mentally dragged it toward herself. "Two more." She dropped and started to raise the doll again, the strain increasing until it broke up and scritch-scratched across her yam cake brain like a rake. "One more." The half-kilo doll trembled and Inko's vision swam. "Aaaaandddd. Done! Egg salad! Amazing work. See? I knew you could may hit to a hundred if you pudyer mind—ha!—to it."
Inko leaned forward on her lavender couch, shallow inhales laboring through white teeth and green eyes screwed shut. That is, until a tickling along her scalp popped them back open. The drape of damp hair that encircled her face parted under a blue mixing bowl; while smooth fingers traced foreign calligraphy atop her spine.
Nausea ebbing in record time, Inko forced a grateful smile and offered it to her trainer. "Thank you, Sensei."
"Sensei?" The American snorted, grinning back, before picking up the discarded doll that was halfway through a swan dive off the table. "Ah yes." As her free hand swung up to stroke an imaginary beard, the polyester-filled one gestured at a butterflied textbook. "A testament to my infinite sagely knowledge acquired over many, many minutes."
"I'm serious!" Inko tucked some of her sweaty hair behind an ear. "You're a great teacher! Speaking of. Where'd you learn how to stop nausea like that? Was that really in the book?" Grabbing the bowl in her lap, Inko set it aside on the table, then twisted right to study the open page nearby.
This really was worth the nineteen hundred yen if it had tricks like that in it.
"Oh, uh, nope. Just something I picked up. My brother has a—uuh—support item that allows him to travel really far really fast. It's super useful but feels like riding an alcoholic bumblebee."
A laugh startled out of Inko and she forced herself to stand, then wobbled as her legs threatened to seize into goo. Looking down at them with a quavery expression, she echoed, "Like riding an alcoholic bumblebee. I like that."
Tuesday, September 18th
11:39 am
Out of sight, a hunched Jazz walked to Izuku's room, once again cringing for Inko. The poor woman had just hobbled off to the other end of the hall for a well-deserved bath—after a proper shower, of course (tubs in Japan were for soaking—not cleaning).
Today was supposed to have been relaxing. But apparently Inko's quirk drew from the same stamina pool as her muscles. It was both helpful and frustrating that it didn't just harness and direct nearby energy like Jazz initially believed. On one hand, that made it function a lot like a ghost power, so it was familiar and had the potential to affect larger objects with practice; but on the other, Inko's diet and recovery days would have to be totally reworked. Her mind was burning through calories at an exorbitant rate to fuel her telekinesis and would require just as much (if not more) time than her muscles to rest.
Leg day really had nothing on brain day.
Jazz chuckled weakly to herself as she pushed into Izuku's room, ignoring the door plaque that wore All Might's bangs so proudly. She was already getting well used to the superhero's invasive presence.
Heading for the right-hand wall where a monitor sat tucked into the wooden cave of a secretary desk, she opened the side cupboard and turned on the computer. Plopping down into the ultramarine rolling chair to wait, she plucked her phone out of her pocket and placed it next to a black keyboard before eyeing the computer screen. It had to be an older model; it would have fit right in on a new release shelf in Amity.
Even so, the pc booted fast as lightning and it wasn't long before Jazz had opened first Moogle Chrome and then Bookmarks. Misclicking with a "Son of a Banshee'', Jazz watched as the page directed to Yotube, auto-playing a video filled with flaming urban wreckage and injured people. Even changing bookmarks in record time, a Japanese businessman still managed to get out, "Mieru ka? O hyakunin wa tsukuridashite iru—!".
"Did you see that? He's already saved a hundred people!" echoed from Jazz's phone as she started scrolling through the correct website, brows furrowing subconsciously. Dozens of news articles quickly overtook the top of the browser, each food or mischief related incident populating its own tab.
Roughly a half hour and several websites later, Jazz paused in her weeding, lips tugging up at the corners.
Gotcha.
Mysterious Benefactor Stocks Local Food Bank.
Yuikitada experienced quite the head scratcher yesterday night. An unknown donor filled every shelf of Helping Neighbors near to breaking, leaving authorities perplexed. Between one and three am an estimated five tons of food appeared inside the locked building without a single witness. So far, nothing appears tampered with and everything that's been tested is unnaturally fortified with nutrients. Investigations continue, but with the food's questionable origin, it likely won't be distributed.
Hmm. Yuikitada was a little far. But she'd finished Inko's training early enough that it was doable.
Mind made up, Jazz opened Moogle Maps and zoomed in on Yuikitada. By taking pictures of the monitor and moving the screen over and over, she cobbled together a working map between Inko's and the city. It was extra work, but if she searched for Helping Neighbors directly and anyone reviewed her browsing history they might be able to find Lunch Lady.
Actually.
Tapping a finger to her chin, Jazz switched to one of her other tabs and copied the name of a random business mentioned in the article. Red herring ready, she pasted it into Moogle and clicked on "get directions" before counting to fifteen in her head and closing the browser.
Better safe than sorry.
Opening the drawer above the computer cupboard to fish for a pen and pad of sticky notes, Jazz got out her Gabber app. Correct glyphs at the ready, she scribbled, Heading out for a couple hours. Feel free to take a nap and eat whatever you want today. You've earned it. :)
PS: Don't forget to drink lots of water and take something for the pain!
Peeling off the paper and pushing out of her chair, Jazz strode to the end of her temporary bed and grabbed a pink coat before exiting the room. Backtracking down the hall, she slapped the note to the kitchen door on her way out of the apartment.
Tuesday, September 18th
12:04 pm
Jack and Maddie shuffled into their house, their son holding open the front door. Behind them wheeled the clatter-thrum-clop of suitcases as they bumped over the threshold.
"Girls! We're home!" Jack called, face lined with both exhaustion and excitement.
It only took a second of seeing his expression before Danny shriveled. Looked like he'd have to face the music sooner than expected.
"Dad. Please. At least put your stuff away first," Danny half-whined, eyes darting around the different entrances to the living room until they settled on the upper landing.
"Nonsense! They're just bags! They don't care which floor they're on." Jack slapped Danny's shoulder good-naturedly and kicked out, sending his four-wheeled suitcase further out into the living room. The halfa's superhuman strength and abnormal physics kept him from staggering but instinctive adrenaline still shot through his system at the strength of the blow.
So he watched in what felt like slow-motion as the baggage slowed, then promptly toppled into an errant green hole in the floor.
"Pilfering portals!" Jack sprinted towards the dimensional rift, reaching it just as the mist swept inward and closed. "My favorite pair of socks were in there!"
"CRUD!" Danny blurted, eyes wide. "Dad, I'm so sorry!"
The massive man just whimper-groaned in response as Maddie's lips twitched and she offered, "Well, Honey. At least the bag doesn't care which floor it's on."
"Maaaadie." Jack's arms spread, twitching between his wife and the floor in disjointed dismay.
"You'll live. It's not like your passport or inventions were in there. You'll be fine."
"Now let's go shower. It'd be nice to freshen up before we talk with the girls." Maddie walked over to her husband, standing on tiptoes to wipe at the tall male's forehead before pulling an oil-slicked hand back down, nose wrinkled. "We're greasy. Your face'll break out if we don't get cleaned up."
The tump-tump-tumping of socked feet and "Okaeri!" came from above while Jack's face turned even more sour and the orange man pouted at the wall.
Hopefully his dad's mood wouldn't attract too much attention; Danny didn't want to have to start early. (Although honestly, with how much the suspense was killing him the rest of the way, maybe ripping off the bandaid would be better.)
Forcing a smile, the guilt-ridden male tilted his cheerful mask at Hagakure as she crested the landing and started down the stairs.
"How was your trip? Did you figure anything else out?" Toru peppered while Haru was only still just appearing, following the other girl at a much slower pace.
"It was stressful, of course; but we did make some promising discoveries! We'll tell you all about them in a bit," Maddie assured, offering a one-armed hug to Hagakure when the teen started to bounce in place nearby.
Finally topping the stairs, Kamada glanced at Jack's empty hands with a puzzled frown. "...Would you like help getting your bag from the car?"
When a smile broke his dad's glum state, Danny felt his hair stand on end.
"Nope! I don't got one; it's—!"
"On its way to New York!" Danny exploded. "It got put on the wrong plane; it didn't make the connection."
"Actually!" Jack refuted, "We—!" Maddie elbowed her husband's side and he oof'ed as she finished, "—have to go freshen up. When we're done we'll come right back down and explain everything about our trip and what we've found! Danny, Sweetie," she redirected, "can you and the girls make something to eat? We're starving."
"Oh, uh, sure," Danny answered as his inner voice screamed the opposite.
She wanted him to watch the girls and pretend to be normal while they waited together? That was way worse than just having the talk now.
Danny's parents ascended the stairs and he rubbed at his nape, free hand gesturing toward the kitchen with, "Shall we?"
"Sure…?" Kamada looked over at Hagakure's jumpsuit before the UA teen shrugged and led the way into the other room.
"So what are you guys feeling?"
"I'm fine with whatever. Kamada-chan?" Toru deflected.
"Oh, uhm. Something light? We had a pretty big breakfast."
Danny's head nodded its jerky agreement and he quickly opened the fridge to duck behind the door in a way that was most definitely not hiding.
Hmm. It seemed they only had some sad looking vegetables and lettuce that needed to be eaten. Well. That and ham. There was always ham…Wait. Did they have….? "How about some Cobb salads?" he asked into the air, refusing to pull his head out of the fridge until absolutely necessary.
"Corn? On Salad?" Kamada's voice piped at his back. "How very…American."
Danny couldn't help the short burst of laughter that startled out of him, glancing over a hunched shoulder to take in Kamada's scrunched face. "Cobb salads aren't made with corn. Although corn off the cob would be a pretty good topping...It just means the salad has turkey and cheese and stuff. We don't actually have turkey but we do have plenty of ham."
"Oh, sure then. Sounds good." Kamada acknowledged, accepting the Tupperware full of ham and a carton of eggs from the ghost boy. Shortly after, Toru stepped into Haru's place and held out her arms. Danny passed a log of fresh mozzarella and cherry tomatoes, before standing with a red onion, lettuce and a bag of bacon bits in his own hands. Swinging the door closed with a hip, he approached the table and put down the burden, gaze staying more or less fixed on the ingredients. Without looking up, he asked, "Kamada-san, can you grab a mixing bowl and cutting board?"
Feeling eyes on his back, Danny stiffened slightly.
"Hey Danny-kun, you okay?" Hagakure asked and his heart stuttered.
Focus Fenton. She doesn't know. Just give a believable lie for now and—
"Yeah, of course! Why wouldn't I be?" Voice coming out a little too high, he dialed it back and cleared his throat. "I'm…I'm doing great. Mom and Dad are home so we'll get everything figured out in no time, I'm sure! Jazz is gonna be fine, so…!" Waving vaguely at the air like it would finish his sentence for him, Danny peeked over at Toru. But her hood was tilted, sending his stomach into a round of gymnastics.
Ugh. Did she buy it? It was so hard to tell when he couldn't see her face!
"Danny-san." Danny compelled his body not to flinch as Kamada's soothing voice suddenly spoke at his shoulder and a small bit of green flashed near the ceiling. Fastidiously trying to will the tiny portal away, he turned to the girl and avoided looking up. "You don't have to act brave for us. It's okay to be worried for Jazz. You know we aren't going to be upset with you for it."
Maybe a little too breathily, he refuted, "I'm not. I'm fine. Jazz is fine."
If only they knew just how well off she was. It was him he was worried about.
Forcing his shoulders to relax, he grabbed a Santoku knife from the sharps drawer and the cutting board from Haru's outstretched hand. "Can someone wash the lettuce and cherry tomatoes? Oh, and the eggs need boiling, too."
"All of them?"
"Yes, please."
The room fell into silence as Haru left to the far end of the kitchen and Toru started on washing and pulling apart the romaine. Danny was relieved, until, of course, he noticed that not only were the girls observing him, the portal was still there.
Resolutely holding onto his silence and feeling sweat build on his spine, Danny chopped the onion, ham and mozzarella into cubes.
Task done, he had no other choice but to turn around or risk looking even more suspicious.
Double checking that his expression wouldn't give him away, Danny swiveled on his foot and caught sight of Haru pressing the start button on the Fenton Egg-o-matic.
"NO, DON'T—!"
KABLAM!
Too late.
Dang. How did Kamada even know they had that thing? His family had barely touched it in years.
Seeing just how splattered the inside of the cousin to the frankenweenie cooker was, he half-stated,"...That was all the eggs, wasn't it?"
Toru started laughing and Haru went bright red, her gaze dropping back down to the appliance with a soft, "Sorry."
"That's fine. I'll clean it up later."
Haru started to open the lid to a burst of steam and he amended, "It'll burn you if we don't let it cool first."
Pausing in her chuckles as Kamada put down the machine with a dejected sigh, Toru approached Danny and passed off the salad, already topped with glistening cherry tomatoes. He picked up his cutting board and tipped it over in response, ushering his own toppings into the damp bowl with the knife.
"Danny, Sweetie, we're ready when you are!" his mom called from the other room.
Oh Ancients. Moment of truth.
The knife he held felt like it was lodged in his gut, (okay, so maybe not that severe, since he actually knew what that felt like—thanks a lot, Skulker) and he set it down on the counter nearby.
Straightening his spine, the anxious man strode to a cupboard and pulled down plates, before grabbing silverware out of a drawer and stacking it on top. Walking stiffly through the living room and toward the dining table, he ignored his parents who were already in the room, shuffling towards their seats as he unloaded everything from his arms. Kamada and Toru trailed in just as Jack shoved back his chair with screeching strength and plopped down, a huge grin plastered on his freshly-shaven face.
It wasn't fair. He wasn't about to admit to the girls that he'd been lying to them and was the source of their problems. Ugh. Tucker was right. He should have just told them about Phantom from the start. This was gonna suck.
Danny's mom gave a reassuring nod as she, too, settled into a chair nearby (only with significantly less sound and way more decorum). Eyes flicking first to Kamada, then to Hagakure, Danny sighed.
"I have something I need to tell you guys. It's—it's about Jazz. And me…" Danny's voice cracked and his gaze veered down as he grabbed a pair of tongs and started to dish a small heap of salad (that he didn't plan on eating) out onto a plate. Every iota of his being screamed discomfort, and he had to force his next words out through sheer power of will, "I'm. I'm Phantom."
"What THE HECK!?" Hagakure screeched.
Danny blanched, his entire body stiffening.
He knew it. They were pissed. They were going to hate—
"That's what this is about?! WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT?! JEEZE. You were being so cagey I thought Jazz was dead! Don't ever scare me like that again; I nearly had a heart attack!"
Wait.
"Wh-what?" Danny's mouth dropped open and he looked at Toru's jumpsuit in horror. "You aren't upset? I kept a huge secret from you. I—I—"
"E-to, Danny-san," Haru cut in, forcing his eyes over to the shy girl as she tried very hard to avoid his gaze. "You—uhm. You weren't very subtle about it."
A great booming laugh startled from his dad across the table followed by a much lighter chuckle from his mom.
He wasn't—he wasn't very—
Toru whipped around to grab at Kamada's shoulders. "You knew too?!" Danny's brain tumbled like a rock in a polisher. "Why didn't you say anything?! That would have saved me so much trouble! I—Oh. Oh wait. Unless~" Hagakure's voice grew sly, and Danny's spinning thoughts didn't even need to settle for him to hear her massive grin. "You finally figured it out, did you?"
"Figured what out?" Danny squeaked, throat unbearably dry. This conversation had u-turned so hard it was all he could manage.
"Oh nothing. Kamada just thinks you're—" In an uncharacteristic display of strength and speed, Haru lunged from her seat and tackled Hagakure, clattering them both to the floor with a yelp. Muffled sounds of laughter exploded from Toru's invisible face where a hand covered it.
Haru was jumping Toru? Just what alternate universe had he dropped into?!
Danny wracked his brain for an explanation. Kamada was embarrassed. That much was obvious. But what could have possibly pulled that level of reaction from her? She'd been fangirling all week, sure. But it wasn't like she'd said or done anything on Paulina or Dash's—Danny suppressed a shudder—level.
Rather than comment this train of thought, his befuddled brain redirected, "How long have you guys known?"
Keeping her hand firmly pressed to Toru's face, Kamada answered, "Since Jazz disappeared." At this, her eyes darted up then scurried away again. "You caught on fire, Danny. And froze the floor. I'd have to be blind not to notice."
"Mfffmfgh?" With a suspicious squint, the support student slightly lifted her hand, clearly ready to slam it back down if need be.
(Danny was honestly surprised the girls had stayed on the ground that long, it had to be super uncomfortable tangled up in Toru's chair.)
"You saw that? Crap! I thought I'd distracted you well enough." Toru's head flopped back and Kamada's hand twitched in response. "So I almost got iced in the kitchen for nothing!"
"'What do you mean 'iced in the kitchen'? He left frost under his shoes in the lab right after he let go of Tucker-san." Kamada frowned, finally leaning back. "What happened in the kitchen?"
"The panic attack? He was just about to freeze the whole room when I hugged him. I can't believe he didn't realize I knew then and there."
Oh Clockwork. Toru was right. He should have. How had Danny forgotten about that? Had he really been that out of it? And why did he ever think he could hide it from her? If anything, the UA girl was more perceptive than he was. "Hagakure-chan?" he floundered.
"Well, I didn't know-know until Jazz went missing. But I've been almost certain of it since before Kamada-chan even got here." The arm not supporting most of Toru's body weight shrugged despite her horizontal position.
Oh man. Haru had been here almost ten days. Danny locked eyes with his mom, whose raised brow and huge grin told him just what she thought of the development. He'd never live this down.
"I thought about telling you but I never found the right time. And then Jazz went missing and you got so stressed that I decided to just play dumb and run interference with Kamada-chan. I knew we were getting help from Phantom anyway, so it wasn't a big deal." Toru pushed forward and Kamada eased back, letting the shorter girl pull herself off the floor to right her chair. Voice gaining a teasing edge, Toru stated, "By the way. I haven't seen you touch needlepoint since I got here. Your dad sure seems to love it, though." Reaching down to help Kamada out from under the table she questioned, "Invisibility?"
What was she—? Oh. When they first met. He'd carelessly used his powers to drop into the living room and had tried to explain his presence away with embroidery.
Danny groaned at his own stupidity.
"Yeah… Invisibility, flight and intangibility. I was upstairs."
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's right.
She said she'd known his secret nearly the whole ti—
"Did you call Phantom hot just to mess with me?!"
"You called him hot?!" Jack wheezed and slammed a palm down on his knee, his other hand lifting his son's way in a loose finger-point. Laughter building until he doubled over, he clutched at his thick stomach with tears streaming down his cheeks. Danny barely glanced at the antics, eyes magnetizing to his true tormentor and face imitating a grimacing fish.
Now that her own chair was upright, Toru plopped back down into it with gasping chortles. "It—" She struggled to breathe. "It was just too good. I couldn't—I couldn't help it. You were sweating so hard. And the way you slammed on the brakes. I barely kept it together."
"See, Danny?" His mom slipped in, smile coy as she gestured with a bite of salad stabbed through with a fork—she must have dished herself up while he'd been distracted. "You're such a worry-wart. I told you things would work out. Not only are they not mad, but they're better at keeping your secret than you are."
Humiliated, Danny flushed and tore his gaze away from Hagakure's self-satisfied posture.
Eyes landing on Kamada, he felt even more off-kilter.
Braced against the table as if she'd been struck a mortal blow, Haru shrunk in on herself at Danny's attention, face practically melting behind a mortified hand.
Why was she so embarrassed—?
Hagakure was the one who'd called him hot.
Danny fished around his brain until a small detail from the car ride tugged on the line.
"Very trim," Hagakure gushed, tone teasing and oh so chipper. "Like an underwear supermodel, track star and swimmer's body all mixed into one. His black and white jumpsuit's pretty form-fitting…"
At the time, Danny had been way too weirded out by Hagakure's words to pay much attention to Kamada's. But her voice had dropped and the car had heated slightly when she'd answered, "He sounds…nice."
That's why she was over there morphing into a puddle.
Poor Kamada. She was so shy she probably thought she'd all but shouted vulgar inuendos at him.
Hand gliding along the side of his face in a single motion to try and rub out the disconcertment, Danny sighed.
He needed to say something to make her feel better and—
"So what else gave Dann-o away?!"
"Daaaaad," Danny groaned, dropping his hand as his father leaned toward their guests like he was waiting for a punchline.
"I think you mean, 'what didn't?'" Egged on, Hagakure smugly propped an elbow on the table, settling her head onto one gloved hand and lifting a cherry tomato out of the main serving bowl with the other. The fruit disappeared into the air of her suit hood with a small pop and she continued, "The way you guys talked about Phantom, it was obvious you were hiding something about where he lived and who he was. I actually thought you might be Phantom-san at first with how strong you are—we've got plenty of transformation quirks back home, after all—but I ruled that out once I realized you don't have the right personality and you're too accident-prone."
"Hey!" Jack barked and Maddie patted his arm, suppressing a smirk.
At least the jab wasn't at Danny this time. And hopefully, if he was lucky, he'd be able to silence any "freshly ghosted" stories in his near future. Knowing literally everyone in his family, though, he doubted it.
"I think the main reason I really started to suspect Danny-san, though, was because of how graceful he is." Hagakure angled her head more directly at him and Danny fought the urge to look away. "It's only sometimes, but every once in a while you walk like you don't remember gravity exists. Kinda like, you know how actors lift a cup to drink from it, but you can tell there's no liquid inside because none of their muscles flex enough to be real? At first it was just a hunch that something was off. But then I saw more videos. And it became really obvious to me that not only do you look exactly like Phantom-san, but his voice is just your voice with an echo slapped on. I mean there were tons of other things that gave you away—you literally disappeared in a puff of smoke in the kitchen!—but I think your funniest slip up was when you basically admitted to being Phantom-san."
"Wait, I never said I was Phantom before now!"
He hadn't…Right?
Danny looked at his mom in askance but the older woman just shrugged, mouth full.
Seeing his doubt, a soft voice refuted, "Actually, you did." Danny felt like he was in a horror movie, eyes wide and head turning toward Kamada like she was a monster he'd only just noticed off-screen. "It was when we were hanging out in the living room with Tucker-san. Just after Jazz-san's disappearance." Ignoring his look, the still-pink teen pushed off the dining room table and wobbled back over to her chair. "Tucker-san had just suggested that Phantom-san talk to some kind of ghost wolf and you responded with, quote, 'I—er—Phantom was already going to meet up with him tomorrow.'"
"I remember your exact words because I felt like a total idiot for not figuring it out sooner."
"HA!" Jack shoved to his feet, sending his plate rocking when he turned towards Maddie and his gut bumped the table. "You guys thought I'd be the one to blab! But I didn't! He did!" Right hand sweeping out, Danny's dad gestured emphatically at him. "Score one for Jack Fenton! In your face, Danny-boy!"
Danny huffed, but for once, didn't have a good comeback.
"Oh! And don't forget the time Myway-san called you Sir Fenton," Hagakure teased, before lifting her head off her hand and tilting it towards Haru, abandoned fingers curling and going limp just below her face with nothing to support. "I'm honestly surprised you didn't figure it out then, Kamada-chan. You said something about how weird it was right after it happened, but then you never mentioned it again and I wanted to facepalm."
"Oh Kami, I forgot about that!" Kamada groaned, rubbing her eyes. "It really was so obvious."
"Right?!" Hagakure pushed her still-empty plate away and sagged across the table. "When you first got here I was dying inside every time you missed a clue!"
"I mean to be fair, Maddie-san said ghosts were souls of the dead," Toru continued. "But obviously that's a lie because Danny-san is right here." At this, Hagakure waved a hand towards the adult. "It was a good cover, but he's just a hybrid, right?"
Oh. So that's why Danny's Clark Kent glasses had failed.
"He…is…" Maddie started uneasily. "In a way." Looking over at Danny, she fixed him with a lightly prodding stare.
Focusing instead on the hanging chandelier, Danny felt his body go unnaturally still. Hagakure suddenly went quiet, too, and his enhanced hearing could just pick up the scritch scritch of socked feet rubbing against each other under the table.
Everyone in Amity knew full well they dealt with the dead. But it'd be hard to believe if you grew up in a dimension where superpowers were the norm.
No one said anything and Danny knew he could drop the subject. No one would press him if he pushed it away.
"I died when I was fourteen." It was now so quiet Danny could have heard a rabbit breathe. "I messed with the Fenton Portal and paid for it with my life. But the Infinite Realms didn't just let me die for my mistakes. It brought me back to pay for them in full." Danny's gaze finally fell from the chandelier to Hagakure's petrified form, then Kamada's newly formed tears and finally his parent's solemn faces. "Sometimes I think it was just an accident. But sometimes I wonder."
Danny's eyes slid shut and he was no longer in the dining room. The dark walls of a decrepit castle closed in around him, the heat and exhaustion that ate at his limbs made worse by the metal coating his entire body. He stared down a tyrant of unimaginable power, fully expecting to die a second time.
Arms wrapped around him and Hagakure's quiet, "Danny-san?" pulled him back to himself. Exhaling the bite of smoke from his nostrils and swallowing past a copper tang in his mouth, blue eyes—not green—popped back open.
"I'm so sorry. I—I didn't mean. You didn't have to—"
"It's okay, Hagakure-chan. You didn't know." Danny returned the hug as sniffles started into his chest.
Tuesday, September 18th
1:15 pm
Danny-san was dead…
He'd died to get his quirks.
And Kamada'd been so excited to hear about them. How many he had. How each one functioned. She'd pestered him constantly about Phantom.
She'd even told the boy a few days ago that she wished that she could get powers like that. That it would be fun.
He'd flinched at the time. But since she'd accidentally said the forbidden words "I wish," she'd assumed the reaction had had to do with that weird genie ghost.
Kamada felt sick as she looked on from her chair, watching Danny slowly relax in Hagakure's grip as the pain in the room slunk from person to person with sharp claws.
More thoughts ran through her head, bumping and crowding each other until the compounding horror forced one from her lips, "Wait…You're Phantom-san. And your parents used to hunt him…" White appeared around Kamada's irises and her gaze zipped unbelieving from Danny's rigid posture to Jack and Maddie's newly-slouched shoulders. Their tight faces made her quail yet again, fire creeping up her ears and the shame making her vision swim.
How could she be so stupid?! She should have kept her worthless mouth shut.
"We aren't proud of what we did." Maddie's gaze dropped and she stared hard at a thin slice of onion sitting atop her abandoned meal.
Haru's mouth worked soundlessly, trying to formulate a response that would somehow erase how insensitive she'd just been.
Her stomach rolled instead and she snapped it shut, swallowing back the vomit threatening to crest her throat.
"But we've tried our best to make up for it in any way we could!" Jack assured, before she could bend her thoughts into anything coherent. "Danny has forgiven us. Whether we deserve it or not." Puffing out his chest, the orange man slammed a hand on it with a resounding thud. "And we're doing our best to be worthy of that!"
"Danny-san. You said earlier that your news had to do with Jazz-san," Hagakure broke in, and Haru could have kissed her. "Did you find something out? Is she safe?"
Kamada slumped as the attention finally directed away from her, little adrenaline shivers making her teeth chatter.
Danny took a shuddering breath and extracted himself from Hagakure, managing to somehow look even more broken than a second ago.
"It's all my fault." Danny dragged a hand backwards through his hair and bit at his lip, forcing a too-sharp canine to peek through. If it wasn't for the fact that Kamada could see Jack and Maddie brighten from her vantage point at the table, she really would have thrown up all over it.
"She's fine, but—"
Toru punched Danny hard in the arm and yelled, "DANNY-SAN! WHAT DID I JUST GET DONE TELLING YOU!?" Her hands flew high in the air. "Quit making things sound like bad news!"
Their host flinched, then his brows drew together, "Uuuugh. You're right. Sorry. I just feel so guilty. I'll do better." The man straightened and abruptly it was Phantom regarding them from behind blue eyes and black hair. "Sometime in the past few weeks I gained a new ability. The power to create portals. Only, I didn't know it, and I have zero control."
Haru drew in a sharp breath. Could it be—?
"We only found out early yesterday morning that Jazz is in your world staying with someone she befriended and I'm the one who kidnapped you guys." He sagged, once again returning to Fenton as Kamada's heart started beating furiously in her chest. "I wanted to tell you so bad, but I knew this talk was really important and I wanted my parents here for it."
"That's why your mom and dad sounded so happy on the phone!" Haru blurted. "They already knew Jazz was safe!" So many things were sliding into place. Why the only signatures at the portal sites were Phantom's. How things kept disappearing around the house—a place Danny spent most of his time. (Just how much stuff had disappeared from Danny's school besides his textbook, she wondered.)
Kamada's thoughts spiraled in less time than it took to blink and she came across another embarrassing thought.
Hagakure nor her were attacked when they got here.
There was no villain.
She'd spent so much time frozen in the parking lot after her fall, waiting for a bakemono that didn't exist.
"Yeah…" Danny admitted lamely.
"Wait. That's great! That means we just have to figure out how to get home!" Hagakure exclaimed exuberantly, her excitement sending her into several buoyant hops from foot to foot. "And you made contact with Jazz, so we can tell our parents we're safe! This is AWESOME! Danny-san, let's—"
"I'm so sorry I did this to you," Danny cut her off, his tone heavy and bleeding. "I got you both wrapped up in my problems and I know I owe you big time, but we can't tell them yet. The only way I can talk to Jazz is through a ghost named Alastor. And he uses the ecto-beacon in Jazz's bracelet to lock on to her mind for his telepathy. Until we find a way to communicate with your parents that doesn't risk Jazz's safety, we can't tell them."
"What do you mean, 'risk her safety?'" Kamada questioned, stealing the conversation from her co-kidnapee. "She can just go to a hero agency and explain the situation. Or talk to our schools directly. Then, with her bracelet, we can call and check in ourselves." Haru was surprised to hear a slight hint of anger threading her own words.
"It doesn't work like that, Sweetheart," Maddie soothed, but the tone prickled Haru's spine instead. "Alastor relays information in his own voice."
"So?" She shifted in her seat, gripping her pant leg and body tense. "Why would that matter?"
Toru's posture sagged next to Danny and it drew Haru's eyes over. Then the other teen started to approach, and the taller girl wished she was still standing—she felt too small, cornered, in her chair. "Danny-san's right. We need to be patient." A gloved hand reached out, settling lightly on her shoulder and putting her even more on edge. "There's no way for them to verify our story without talking to us directly; and we both know impersonation quirks are two bundles for the price of three mon back home. They might hurt or imprison Jazz-san if they don't want to believe that there's an extradimensional quirk going around accidentally ripping holes in reality. And even if they did, our government doesn't exactly have the best history. We need to make sure she can't be used as leverage against the Fentons before we tell them anything or she might end up as collateral damage. I want to tell everyone we're safe, too, but if my selfishness hurts Jazz-san, it's not worth it."
What was Hagakure-chan trying to say? That Haru wanting to take care of her friends and family was selfish?
They had a right to know and Jazz would be fine!
This was so stupid.
Brushing Toru's hand off, Kamada pushed to her feet and stalked past Danny. Crossing her arms tight in front of her chest, in more of a self-grapple than a true hug, she stormed back and forth behind him near the opening to the living room.
No one said a word, which just ratcheted her anxiety higher. Finally, she lifted a watery scowl towards Maddie and opened her mouth.
But then there were eyes.
So many eyes.
Not filled with resentment, or accusation.
But pleas. Worry. Ache.
Taking a deep breath and sighing it out, she came to a stop and demanded, "So what's the game plan, then?"
"That's easy!" Jack belted, jumping to his feet and receiving a scathing glare from his wife. "We just need to figure out how to generate enough electricity to power the portal! I don't think we can get away with taking out the entire state grid again! The insurance company and Ameren aren't gonna let us claim a 'faulty drop wire' a second time!"
Again? Second time?!
Did he just admit to insurance fraud? Proudly?
Kamada squinted suspiciously. If she hadn't already spent so much time with Jack-san, it might have been more surprising.
"Besides, with a dimension so far away, we'll need way more power!"
Unclenching one of her arms, Kamada pinched at a headache building near the bridge of her nose.
"...Maybe we could call in a few favors from some friends in the Ghost Zone." Maddie hazarded, watching Kamada closely. She squirmed, feeling like an egg in Maddie's microwave. "We're on good terms with at least a few electric cores."
"Mom, no. I'm not going to risk anyone's afterlife over speeding things up a little."
"Danny, give me some credit. I wasn't talking about hooking them up to anything. I meant I wanted to ask for advice. Maybe one of them knows a trick or two for decreasing the capacitive load. We might be able to shave down the amount of energy we need to punch the initial hole by refining how we do it."
"Oh." Danny's hand snaked back up to his neck and rubbed, his head turning away.
Dealing with the Fenton portal at all seemed like a lot of extra steps to Kamada. But she kept shoving her foot so far in her mouth that she'd started to digest it. The idea of voicing her thoughts now reminded her of the sour taste still on her tongue and she swallowed reflexively.
But as the adults continued to brainstorm ideas, Kamada's thoughts kept spiraling back to a singular image: being covered in goo and rolling around in an inflated jumpsuit.
The Fenton's weren't the kind of people to rub your face in a mistake. Even just now, they hadn't been mad at her.
She'd always been encouraged to speak her mind in this house. If her idea wasn't helpful, they'd give a polite explanation and move on.
Steeling herself, she asked, "Wouldn't it be faster to train Danny-san's quirk? That way you don't have to worry about getting a power source for the Fenton Portal and he gets some control sooner rather than later? Which would be—uh—" Kamada tried really hard to ignore everyone watching her again and lowered her eyes rather than look between herself and Hagakure like she wanted. "Safer."
Danny winced in her periphery, and she mirrored his expression.
She should have phrased it differently. It sounded like she was blaming him. Which she wasn't. She knew how hard it was for people to control complex quirks. But the reality was that they were dangerous. The sooner he got it figured out, the better it would be for everyone involved.
"I'll try;" he promised, "but honestly I don't even know what makes my portals work. They seem to open randomly."
"I'll say!" Jack beamed and walked over to his son. "Danny-boy here just lost my suitcase!"
"That's…uh…yeah," The superhero's skin, which had finally returned to its normal pale white, once again glowed like an akachouchin while his head dipped down. As his eyes met the floor, a small smirk suddenly tugged at the man's lips and he drawled, "It might not be in New York, but it definitely made a…connecting flight."
Jack threw back his head and laughed, "Just replace my favorite socks and we're square." Slapping Danny on the shoulder, he turned back toward the table.
And watched as a portal stole his salad.
Tuesday, September 18th
1:15 pm
Crackle, crick, scritch.
Using a broom to shove dry leaves out from under a bobtail cat statue, a slender man squinted at a run-down cannery. With his head of spiked, golden hair hidden beneath a takuhatsugasa and clothed in a traditional black yukata, he drew little attention.
And why would he?
As a practicing Buddhist, Hekiji Tengai fit right in at Myoeji temple.
It wasn't his main one. Not even close. But volunteering was by far the most rewarding way to watch over the food bank located inside and his intended target across the street. He didn't particularly care for this surveillance assignment, but at least he could do a good deed in the name of maintaining his disguise.
If you light a lamp for someone else it will also brighten your path.
Tengai nodded and reached down to grab a particularly stubborn leaf that had curled tight around one of the statue's legs, not even flinching when a new figure appeared just in front of the path's main street entrance.
"Those idiots. Dull knives, the lot of 'em! How could anyone waste perfectly good food like that!?"
He didn't engage, listening to the woman's foreign grumbles as he reached into the cotton lining of his yukata and pressed a button. Smoothly rotating his wrist, he pulled a small notepad and pen from the robes as if retrieving the items had been his intention all along. Then, marking a check next to "sweep the courtyard", his eyes finished perusing a short list of chores.
Until the Nomu actually started something, he would merely observe.
Flipping to the next sheet of lined paper, he jotted, Subject has returned to point of fixation and is displeased with withheld donation, as predicted. The whole place was bugged, so he didn't bother recording her exact words.
Stretching his back like any other temple employee might, he walked his broom to the tiny tool shed at the far side of the artfully paved yard, stepping around the small pools of river rock interspersed in the path. Ninety percent of the way there, a tiny electric shock tapped hard at the nerve in his ankle; and, faltering not at all, he reached for the handle to the kamidana-esque building.
Nine. Eight. Seven. Six.
Pulling it open, he stepped farther than necessary out of the door's swinging path, lining his vision up perfectly with the green being just as she'd started to float, arm raised, towards the temple's ski-sloped roof.
Two. One.
The woman plummeted from the sky, landing hard on her feet with a curse as mushrooms appeared from nothing to sway around her body, two of them expanding in size and a third one catching fire before growing a mouth to screech.
Dipping his hat, he hid a small smile beneath its rim, then deposited his broom inside and shut the door.
Considering the increase in volume and stomping rage that headed towards the temple, he wouldn't have time for any more chores.
An image of a barrier floated in his mind, waiting to be released.
"Lunch Lady!"
Startled, Hekiji jumped around the side of the shed, squatting down next to a short pagoda lantern. Even if someone saw, it's not like they'd question a civilian, let alone a Buddhist ducking out of a fight.
Forcing his face into a mask of meek terror and vibrating his body to imitate shivering, he tapped the button inside his robe three times.
Stand down.
There was a new variable in play and he needed to know why.
"WHO DARES TO—! Oh, hello Dearie. You look famished. I was about to serve up some doom, would you like some?"
Obvious familiarity with newcomer; but mental impairment remains intact.
"No thank you," the young redhead replied, looking only slightly anxious in her puffy pink coat.
The thick Nomu, "Lunch Lady" he assumed, simply nodded and turned away, starting up the three-meter-wide, wooden stairs to the temple.
"I would like a…uh, sandwich though, if you can! I haven't had lunch yet."
The ascending woman tipped slightly off balance, foot only just catching the next step. "I'm a little busy right now. But help yourself to a mushroom." Without looking back, the old lady waved at the fungi. "There's jumbo and roasted existential crisis. Take your pick."
Reaching the porch landing, she drew back her fist, ready to punch out the latticed glass window that made up the top half of the door.
"Thank you! But—uh—please don't punch that! If you draw any more attention to us, we might not be able to make it home!"
A laugh startled out of the Nomu and her hand dropped momentarily. "Wait a minute…You're trapped too?! HA! That'll teach your egghead brother not to abuse his power!"
The two were definitely involved with each other.
But how? And who was the brother?
Bridge of nose and eyebrows scrunching slightly, Hekiji began to scribble out notes.
Nomu dislikes redhead, but isn't directly hostile. Use of "please" implies Nomu has free will. Both trapped. Brother involved. Abuse of power? Quirk or social?
"He didn't mean to send us here. It was an accident!"
Quirk gone awry? Retaliation at brother for disobeying orders?
"Sure it was. And now he wants me to behave until he can fix things because it'll be easier for him." Rolling her shoulders with a devilish grin, the ectoplasmic being smirked and one yellow glove combusted with green flames. "Maybe I'll pay the fish market a visit, too, just for him. I've been wanting to go there."
"If you lay low, I'll give you the recipe to my mom's famous spectre-doodles!"
Attempted bribery with "speck-ter-doodle". Support item? Weapon? "Recipe"?
"Tempting, but—" The Nomu swung.
"Boxy misses you!"
And her blazing fist stopped just shy of the glass. Whipping around, "Lunch Lady" glared hard at the pale girl standing defiant near the base of the stairs.
Who is "Boxy"?
Roaring in frustration, the Nomu stepped back and looked away, fist extinguished.
Hekiji's eyes narrowed as he circled that last note.
Tuesday, September 18th
2:37 pm
A knoll just outside Amity Park was way busier than normal. The wildlife had fled in response to a group of HAZMAT invaders and tarps that covered the ground at uneven intervals, protecting various ecto-machines from the melted, early morning frost that still dampened the grass.
Sam Manson cracked her neck, first one way, then the other, enjoying the heating elements that interwove the Kevlar-spandex-rubber abomination that was her Team Phantom uniform. It was nice she'd been able to sleep in until a reasonable time this morning—ei, noon. Meeting Danny at nine before class yesterday really threw off her circadian rhythm.
Still. It'd been worth the trouble. Especially after hearing about how things had gone with the girls. Being exposed to the full state of his worry before the TalkTM really gave her some choice ammunition.
The right side of Sam's lips upturned, exposing a mischievous dimple as she side-eyed Phantom.
"Hey, Clueless one! Careful with that portal! If you nab any more people smarter than you, we'll be obligated to mutiny!"
"Portal?! Danny yelped. "Where?!"
There wasn't one, but he didn't need to know—
Swinging around, Danny anxiously surveyed the entire research site.
Oh hey. Now there was.
Sam's eyebrows pulled together as Phantom tensed, grabbing Kamada (the only person in range) under her jumpsuit's arms. Flying her ten feet away, he glared hard at the green swirl that did no more than float in the air passively nearby.
"I don't know, Sam. He might be smarter than we give him credit for. He can lift a bus, and yet we're still doing the minion work," Tuck countered, hobbling awkwardly past her with a stabbily antenna'd device in arms. Reaching a new tarp, he crinkled across the top of it until he carefully set down the small base of the ecto-amplifier, crab walking away for several steps to avoid a face full of the pointy, branching metal top.
A white shape suddenly zipped from the portal, and it was barely a second before Danny's own monochrome blur overtook it. A series of barked coos, loose feathers and panicked flapping exploded from Danny's hands as he held onto the mysterious creature. Frowning, a miniature ecto-shield formed around the open portal, effectively closing its door. It didn't matter though, because not a moment later, the rift evaporated.
"What'cha got there, Danny-boy?" Mr. Fenton chirped, stepping away from a laptop that was connected via USB to a monstrous server beneath it.
"Uh—smoothie?" Danny bit his lip, but then Tucker belted a laugh from across the camp and Sam snorted. He broke, allowing himself the derpy grin.
"What?" Peeking up from beneath a raised eyebrow, Mrs. Fenton plugged an extension cord into a green-tinged generator sitting over by the Fenton Family Ghost Assault Vehicle.
"Nothing. It's just—eh, never mind. It's some kind of bird."
"Really?!" Mr. Fenton pranced across the grass like a delighted buffalo, shoulders drawing in excitedly as he got close to his son. "Which one?!"
"How would I know? I'm not a—uh—bird scientist," Danny griped.
"An ornithologist," his mother supplied.
"Yeah, that."
"MADDIE! It's a Rock Ptarmigan!"
The last time Sam had seen Mr. F this thrilled, the town had been invaded by Keebler elves. (To be fair, their ninja stars were fudge-striped. And dough-based.)
"That's great, Jack!" Despite the dark rings around her eyes, his wife sounded genuine. "That was the last one you needed for Swiss bird bingo, right?"
"Yep!" he exclaimed.
"I hate to ruin Dad's party, but, uh. What do we do with it?" Danny held up the out-of-sorts avian that had finally stopped flapping. Poor thing was probably going into a mild state of shock. It's tiny, red-crested head was barely moving, drawn in close to its sleek, little body.
"Well, the Rock Ptarmigan is also known as the Snow Chicken, soooo…" Mr. Fenton grinned and winked.
"Don't you DARE!" Sam shoved forward, getting up into Jack's space and stabbing his thick chest with a finger. "This beautiful creature deserves to go home! Not be eaten by some overzealous oaf with a curious palate!"
Stepping back, Sam grabbed her cell out of her suit, and held the "3". Breath puffing out in an agitated mist, she waited for the line to connect.
Amity Park Fish and Wildlife Department, how may I direct your call?"
"Hi, Rosie, can I talk to Arnold?"
Oh, sure Sam! The voice on the other end got just a little bit nervous. Right away.
Elevator music played until Arnold's scratchy voice goaded, Samantha.
"Arnold," she shot back. "I need a pick up. I found a wild Rock Ptarmigan out near Highway 57."
How the fu—You know what. No. The man sighed. I'm not doing this today. There was a crinkle in the background and what sounded like office chair wheels rolling across plastic before the receiver muffled and she could just make out the defeated, Rosie, just send a van. Then, the sound got clear again he griped, Text Rosie your location.
The call ended before she could say another word and Sam felt a swell of pride that paired well with her coprophagous grin. Sending a quick Google pin, she turned around to see Kamada's startled face and Hagakure's tilted head.
"What just happened?" The second teen asked.
"Sam just happened," Tuck chimed, walking over to join the circle that had formed around the bird. "She's a force of nature and she has the Fish and Wildlife Department on speed dial. They never stood a chance."
"Damn straight," Sam agreed. "Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. Danny, just put it in one of the emergency cages for now." Sam's heart twinged. She hated cages. "Expandable metal, not ectoplasm, obviously; and line the bottom with some clean napkins. I know the GAV's always full of them." Mr. Fenton shared a gloating look his wife's way and the woman groaned. "It should be fine with the weather since it came from somewhere way colder."
"Awesome." Phantom nodded and soared over to the RV.
"Right. So are we done setting things up?" Tucker asked, rolling his left shoulder in its socket and rubbing at it with his other hand.
"Just about," Mrs. Fenton replied. "I just need to finish calibrating the EMG, then we can hook Danny up to some leads and get started."
"Sweet. So I can sit down." Tucker walked over to the tarp under the snack cooler and held up his arms, freefalling backward to the ground. But rather than hit hard, his golden, mechanized armor charged green and he started to float, reclining in the air like he was lying on a bed. "Just let me know when you guys need me."
Kamada walked over to Tucker, eyes practically sparkling as she took in the boy's suit and started peppering him with questions. Sam was mildly surprised that Tucker didn't brush her off, but then again, he was being asked by a Japanese schoolgirl about his tech. He was probably basking.
Shaking her head with a fond smile, Sam looked over at Hagakure, and even though she couldn't see the invisible teen's face, she knew a mirrored grin looked back from within that empty hood.
Squeezing Toru's shoulder, Sam turned toward the family's ("not"-a-)tank and said, "C'mon. Let's get this idiot started. He's gonna need all of us if he expects to make any progress."
"I heard that!" yelled from behind the GAV.
"You were supposed to!" She teased back.
"Jerk." Danny whispered right next to her ear and she rolled her eyes.
"You forgot intangibility. I felt the air move."
"Crap!"
"Now go get your electrodes, ghoulie, your mom's waiting."
Phantom grumbled, sulking his way over to Mrs. Fenton and peeling off the top portion of his jumpsuit to expose his chest.
"EEEEP!"
Whipping around, his toxic eyes zeroed in on the source of the noise. Kamada was in a squat ball, hugging her legs tight to herself and hands pressed hard to her face. Bright green spread like virulent slime mold over Phantom's exposed skin and with a strangled noise, the ghost promptly disappeared, leaving only a tiny portal behind on the floor.
Jack, Tucker and Hagakure burst out laughing with Sam soon to follow. Hand lifting, she was not at all surprised when another one slapped it in a high-five.
Toru had such a solid sense of humor. They got on like wildfire.
"Sorry Kamada-san!" Danny floundered. "I wasn't thinking!"
"Nothing new there," Tuck quipped, then, "But to be fair, you do spend most of your time as Phantom around family. Well, and us." The lounging man waved a flippant hand between Sam and himself. "Which is, like, the same thing."
"Hey Maddie, I'm gonna make all the equipment anti-gravity. I know it will burn through our juice faster, but I'm worried we might lose some stuff." Mr. Fenton nodded pointedly to the little portal on the ground and it disappeared like a startled lizard.
The man walked from machine to machine, activating a green glow across the equipment not unlike the one coating Tucker's suit.
"Kamada-san. Danny's not going to be able to maintain invisibility while working. If you like, I can take you home for this round of testing? I could really use a nap, anyway." Seeing Maddie's compulsive yawn, Sam couldn't help but echo it.
"Eh—ah—ano—" Haru babbled, looking from the spot Danny had disappeared, to the equipment spread around the camp, and then to Mrs. Fenton's exhaustion-lined face. Shoulders collapsing downward, she flinched and nodded. "If you don't mind. Thank you. I…don't want to be a bother."
"Uuuuh—Hagakure-chan! Don't you want to—" Danny's voice got hoarse and he coughed. "Would you like to go home too?"
"Nope!" came the cheeky response. "It's way too nice out to be inside. I'd rather stay here and enjoy the view." Toru gestured beyond their small hill to include a dead corn field, a vast meadow, and the cloudless sky, but her eyes stayed fixed to where they'd last heard Danny.
"Why are you like this?" he croaked, shocking a laugh from everyone—even Kamada—this time.
"C'mon, Kiddo. Let's get you home." Mrs. Fenton waved Haru over to the GAV and climbed in. A second later, a hiss exploded from the back, and a baby ATV was birthed from the trunk.
As the two left on the small four-wheeler, Sam declared, "Okay, Weenie. Strip. I'm not gonna let this take forever because of your delicate sensibilities."
"Hey!"
Sam raised an eyebrow and a groan preceded Phantom's fully-clothed reappearance. Gliding over to his dad like a perturbed cat, back hunched and eyes repeatedly darting to Toru, he formed legs and crossed them. Grabbing his ankles as he sat in midair, Danny exhaled a deep breath; then the top half of his jumpsuit phased off in one quick go, like plunging into a cold pool.
"Oh, quit being so mopey. Hagakure-san's right. It's a boo-tiful day; it'd be Ghastly not to enjoy it."
"I hate you."
Sam just smirked as Jack got to work applying sensors to Danny's body.
After setting the dials on the bastard electromyography-washing-machine, he proclaimed, "Okay, now make a portal!" Danny frowned, eyeing his dad in a way that had the man ducking with a guilty smile. "Don't look at me like that. You know there's a reason your mom walks you through this kinda stuff," he deflected. "Uhhh—just try focusing really hard on making one? Build some energy from your core and push it to a single point."
Danny let out a huge sigh.
"So every time you've made a portal before, what was going on?" Tucker stepped in. "Maybe that'll give us a clue as to how they're triggered. Or at least remind you what it felt like to make 'em."
"Oh—Uhhhhm."
"Danny, this isn't a pop quiz," Sam gently reminded, sure his mind was blanking at the sudden question. "Just go chronologically from the first one you noticed. If we miss some by accident, we'll circle back."
"Don't forget I fell through a portal, so that's at least one easy one!" Hagakure latched on, taking Sam's lead. "What were you doing that day?"
"It was the day after our first day of class," Tucker supplied.
"Oh yeah. I was training with Val in the woods. Kinda by where Hagakure got snagged." At this, Danny's mouth formed a little "o" and he smacked his forehead with the palm of his hand. "I don't remember feeling any different. Well, except when my flight gave out for a few seconds early on in the fight. But otherwise it was a fairly normal training session. Valerie was just as determined to kick my butt as usual."
"Hey, Mr. F, you writing this down?" Tuck prodded, and Jack straightened as if zapped, opening up a text document so he could start taking notes.
"Then the next portal would've been Kamada-san's, yeah?" Sam reminded, absently extending and flexing her right leg—standing in one spot for too long pulled at an old ghost fighting injury. "Didn't you say you fought a scarecrow ghost near where she fell through? Maybe the trigger has something to do with fighting."
"If that was true, why did he spawn the partridge?" Tuck chuckled.
"Or swipe my socks!" Mr. Fenton added.
"Socks?" Sam's eyes zipped to Jack and they narrowed in thought. She'd seen the bird scenario go down and was starting to get a hunch. But she hadn't heard about the socks.
"He opened a portal under my suitcase when we got home from the airport. All I did was give him a friendly pat, then, bam, my luggage was gone!"
Sam looked out at the horizon and chewed her lip as the group joked their way through other portal appearances.
Schooling her features into frustration, she complained, "You're right. It's totally random!"
"Right?!" Danny whined.
Forcing herself to sigh, she requested, "Danny, can you make us some clones? We'll split into smaller groups and just throw everything at the wall until something sticks."
"Oh, uh, sure. Give me a sec." Phantom pursed his brows and a divot appeared on the top of his head. Spreading down his face, it formed a crack between his eyes and split his nose, pinching his body into two separate entities as it made its way past his neck, to his chest and down. Then each half started to grow, filling in the missing organs with no more difficulty than a tree might make branches. His eyes divided, leaving behind four blinking orbs. His skull ballooned outward where it'd flattened. For once, she even got to watch in macabre fascination as ribs regrew under well-defined pectorals. (He rarely duplicated with his chest so exposed.)
It made her strangely nostalgic for ninth grade science.
The horrifying mitosis began again, and soon three Dannys floated cross legged in front of her, only one of which remained hooked up to the leads.
"Wow, that was so freaking cool!" Toru exclaimed. "Kamada's gonna be so upset that she missed it!"
"I'll do it again later, if she wants." Real Danny ran a hand through his hair. "I really owe her one after today," he grimaced.
"Try one million," Tucker mocked. "As far as screw ups go, you'll never top kidnapping her, Danny."
Sam snickered and stepped forward, grabbing the duplicate on the left and tugging him along behind her. "I'll take this clone. Tuck can have the other one. Hagakure-san, Jack, you stay with the original. Just shout if you figure anything out."
The double let himself be towed across the camp and down the hill without a word, only his face betraying his intense curiosity. When she was fairly certain she was far enough away, she whispered as quietly as she dared, "Can you still hear what they're saying at camp?"
The clone's eyes lit up and he took the lead, merging his legs together and pulling her even farther away until they passed through tall husks of dried cornstalk.
Finally stopping ten feet in, he remarked, "What's the plan?" tail whipping around itself in gleeful anticipation.
"I'm not positive, but I think adrenaline is the key. Or at least a combination of anxiety and surprise."
The double's smile grew until it literally stretched ear to ear and his body started to thrum.
Sam smacked his shoulder.
"Quit it, or you're gonna get curious and check in on us!"
"Right! Sorry!" The clone gathered himself, suddenly looking distinctly less ghostly. "Okay, so what do you need? I can't exactly be the one to scare me, so I assume you've got that covered."
"Oh yeah," she grinned, pulling out her wallet. "But I need you to make a trip to the store…"
Tuesday, September 18th
3:02 pm
BOOM!
Tucker stood next to his copy of Danny. The duplicate was green in the face, forcing controlled breaths into vestigial lungs. If Tucker had to guess, it was probably a nausea thing. Absorbing Tucker's ecto-cannon with a shield couldn't have been easy while split three ways.
Looking around, he didn't see any portals.
"Aaaah Maaaan. How is it that you can only make portals when you aren't trying."
"No idea, but it freakin' sucks," the clone bit out. "I vote the next thing we try is a nap."
Tucker snorted and raised his arm. "Here, here."
Something pushed into his outstretched hand and as he flinched the appendage back, an invisible glove pressed against his mouth to smother a girly squeak.
Holy Hel. Danny was gonna pay for that!
Except when Tucker glanced up the hill, the original was still there.
This was Sam's clone.
He thought it was weird how she'd recommended the "everything and the kitchen sink" method. Normally she was too impatient for chaos testing. Unlike Tucker. It was his favorite.
His Danny approached, expression inquisitive, and the technophile held out his hand for the other boy to see.
Little white balls of paper, complete with twisted tails, filled his palm.
Better known as Pop-Its.
The pressure disappeared from Tucker's mouth and the clone suddenly perked up, looking significantly less haggard.
Sam's voice called up from the other side of the hill. "Danny! I think I found something!"
"Really?!"
"Yep!"
Tucker's duplicate patted his back and gestured toward the main camp with a wink. But when the human started to smile, the ghost held up a finger in the universal sign for "shhh".
Something was deeefinitely up.
Tucker plodded up the knoll until they reconvened at the top with Sam, her clone suspiciously absent.
"So what is it?" Danny's voice came out slightly desperate and was shortly followed by Hagakure's "Yeah, what'd you find?" Clearly the original had had just as little luck as Tucker's copy.
Speaking of, the duplicate ghosted past Tucker toward the Fenton Barometer and two light taps prodded his TNT-filled hand.
"I think that maybe—What was that?!" Sam pointed behind Real Danny in a way that kept Tucker out of the other boy's sight.
"What was—?"
Two things happened simultaneously. The clone whipped across the hill after "something" and Tucker threw his Pop-Its at the grass below Danny as hard as he could, praying they'd actually go off.
They did.
And disappeared into a massive portal a second later.
Ohhhhhh.
"HA! I knew it!" Sam fistpumped.
"Sam what the heck!? What are you—" The goth pointed down and Danny's eye followed his friend's finger.
"Oh."
"Neat!" Jack exclaimed, "So we just have to jump-scare him?"
"Yeah, pretty much," Sam affirmed.
"But he's a ghost," Hagakure groaned. "How are we supposed to scare him? Especially now that he knows it's coming!"
"Easy!" Sam's grin grew positively satanic and Danny shuddered. "My plan is Perfection~!"
The clone chose this moment to return, shoving something at the original before swiftly forcing a remerge. By the time Danny's eyes dropped to the board game in his hands it was with new clarity and he hissed, "NO! I will not! Youcan't make me!"
"Last time wasn't that bad."
"It was. We played. For three hours. This is a hill I will die on."
"Oh, don't be so melodramatic."
"I can't help it." Danny's transformation rings started over his eyes, one flashing up towards his brows and the other going down to his nose before they stopped and reversed back together. Flaring his irises even brighter green, he gestured to the ground below and deadpanned, "Every hill is a hill I will die on."
Tuesday, September 18th
9:30 pm
Jazz curled into the light purple couch across from Inko, her knees drawn up and feet on the middle cushion between them. Bursts of quiet, giddy Japanese murmured from the TV to her left, followed by the occasional bright, scattered laughter of a group. It was some kind of game show where people with niche quirks gathered, and, based on personality and looks alone, guessed each other's powers. It seemed funny, if her roommate's delighted giggles were anything to go by.
Jazz wasn't paying much attention, too busy studying for Thursday's lesson plan. Expanding the Boundaries of Your Quirk: A Self-Help Guide for Pushing Your Growth to its Limits had been so helpful earlier that she'd decided to get a jump start on chapter four. The bit about strength versus endurance training was exceptionally interesting.
But then static crackled through her mind and her thoughts derailed.
Come in, Jasmine Fenton. This is Alastor Williams. Over.
This is Jasmine Fenton, QSL. Over.
Stand by for transmission from Daniel Phantom.
Memorizing where she was at, Jazz turned to the next page and let her eyes rove over a diagram covered in arrows, their sharp points depicting the energy pathways in an emitter-type's body.
She could always come back later, but she should at least pretend to read with Inko right next to her.
Jazz! I finally made progress! Danny's inflection proclaimed in Alastor's voice, and she stifled a chuckle. Hearing her brother's words in a southern accent was kind of fun. If she managed enough suspension of disbelief, she could just picture a middle aged, cowboy version of him talking. Today suuuucked, but I've got a feel for the power now!
Oh! Already? That was expedited in Danny-time. Jazz wanted to praise him, but without the "Over," she couldn't.
Sam made me play Perfection for four and a half hours. Alastor's tone wavered and she could easily picture her brother's disgust. Apparently my fight or flight response was setting off the portals. But not reliably. That's why it was so hard to figure out.
At least I can make one on command, now, though.
…Well, sometimes.
Still, it's a big load off my mind since I actually have a starting point. But if I ever see that stupid game again, I will blow it up. Over.
Great job, Danny! I take it things went well with the girls, then? Since you haven't mentioned them yet? Over.
There was just enough of a delay that Jazz started to question whether or not she'd remembered to end the transmission before, Yeah, things went okay. Better than I expected, buuuut…..theyalreadyknewandwerekeepingitasecretfromme. Over.
What was that? I think you had some QRM on your last transmission. Over. Jazz had more or less understood Danny's jumbled words, but she just wanted to make him repeat it. Lifting her book more, she hid her smirk.
What's QRM? Over.
Jazz waited, sure that Alastor would jump at the chance to explain the lingo. He'd been a very enthusiastic teacher thus far.
Oh. Interference…Uuuugh. I said, "They already knew and were keeping it a secret from me," he enunciated. There; you heard me that time, right? Danny grumbled. Over.
Loud and clear. I'd interrogate you, but it sounds like you've had about as much as you can stand today. I'll leave my teasing till later. Preferably in person. Over.
Great. Something to look forward to. There was a short pause, then, taunting, Maybe I'll struggle just a tiny bit more to get you home. Over.
Ha ha, Danny, Jazz monotoned, then winced a second later. This was as good a segway as any. But—uh. I'm not…the only one who needs a ticket home. Lunch Lady's here. And she has been for a week. Over.
WHAT?! Why didn't you tell me?!
….Er…Over.
I wanted to, but I only just tracked her down today. She promised not to cause any more trouble until we head home, though! Over.
No, I mean—Why didn't you tell me she was there as soon as you found out? I could have called her through Alastor! Over.
…
Are you still there? Over.
I'm here. Just feeling the Fenton genes down to my toes. Over.
Jazz expected Danny to give her so much crap over the mistake, especially after she'd just poked fun at his own, but instead Alastor sighed and said, Mood. Then, Don't feel too bad. I'm not sure how well she would have listened if I'd been the one to talk to her, anyways. She's not super fond of me and I'm not really in a position to lord over her.
…So how much damage did she cause? Are you guys safe? Over.
Sometimes Danny's maturity really floored Jazz. Not only had his empathy taken a turn for the better in the past few years—fourteen year old Danny would have mopped the floor with her—here he was, reading between the lines to ask the right questions. Jazz had just talked to Lunch Lady, unimpeded, today, so he knew the ghost must still be roaming free despite stirring things up. (He definitely hadn't missed the "more" preceding Jazz's "trouble".) And he'd already extrapolated that Lunch Lady's actions would have consequences extending beyond herself.
She attacked UA during their lockdown. Twice. Apparently the school chef is Lunch Rush. And he specializes in healthy, low-calorie meals.She couldn't see or hear Danny, but Jazz knew his hand had just hit his face. She also tore up a food court in a town sixty miles away.
As you can imagine, the heroes, media, and public are up in arms over this new, intelligent "Nomu". We've lucked out, though, because she's managed to avoid getting caught and has more or less laid low since then. I'm pretty sure no one has made any connection between us, either, so as long as she keeps her promise, I think we'll be okay. Over.
Ignoring the fact that you just jinxed us six ways to Sunday, Danny groaned, if she attacked three, high-profile places in one week, you guys are definitely targets. Don't visit Lunch Lady again, and watch your back, Jazz. If you catch anyone eyeing you, and I mean anyone, tell me right away. I don't care if it's some twelve year old neighbor kid with a crush. Someone shows interest in you, I want to know. Over.
She was doing just fine on her own, but she could hardly fault his brooding, Sure, I can do that.
Oh and Danny? Can you check on Boxy? He should have been all over you the second she went missing. I'm worried. Over.
Yeah, he has been suspiciously quiet. I'll look into it. Over.
Thanks, Little Brother. Over.
Yep! A yawn echoed in Jazz's mind, leaving her amused that Alastor had bothered to relay it. If that's it can I hit the hay? I'm exhausted. Over.
Yeah, we can talk more later. Get some sleep. Over.
Bye, Jazz. Another yawn. Danny, over and out.
Jazz grinned to herself and waited for the final transmission she knew was coming.
Pure Tommyrot! Alastor grumped. What is wrong with this generation? Radio Ghost, jumping off.
Chapter Notes:
-Bakugo goes to the support course because if he gets hired on as the "support specialist" at a hero association after graduation he has the potential to get picked by a mentor. If he does well learning under this mentor, the agency can then choose to sponsor him and help him get a hero license in exchange for a certain number of years worked at their agency. (like how companies pay for employees' trade-related classes). It ends up working out more like a journeyman/apprenticeship position instead of direct schooling in this case. It's a grandfathered law from when quirks were new and there were no schools. A lot of the established heroes were trained in this fashion, so the government had to have a fast track to get them certified if they wanted their new system to work.
-totoya means friend or companion. Yes. I added more offbrand shit. XD
-the hero that can sense things up to 500 miles away would have actually been able to sense the girls if they had been closer lol.
-chrysanthemums are a fall-blooming flower well-loved in japan. And yes I sniffed one just to remember what they smelled like to write that. XD
-kashiko sekigai is the student that Hagakure mentioned in chapter 13 with the sensor quirk. She's the girl from Isamu Academy in the zombie ova episode. I set it up in this where there's two parts to her quirk. She can look for people in a specific area near her or she can look for a specific person. The more knowledge and familiarity she has with the people she's looking for, the better her trace works. That was how the ua students were able to hide under a special blanket to block her sensors in the zombie episode. She'd only met them briefly and didn't know much about them, meaning the trace was easily fooled. Because hers is a psychic type quirk, she can also "borrow" other people's mental images to perform better traces.
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Chapter Notes Continued:
-Super Potato is a chain of gaming stores in Japan. So the off-brand here is Splendid Potato. Mammal Crossing is Animal Crossing and Heaven’s Edge is Skyrim. The joke for skyrim is that even hundreds of years in the future, bethesda still keeps just rereleasing skyrim rather than putting out elder scrolls 6 LOL. In case you were wondering, there are SEVEN skyrim remakes currently. XD The Nohearts is the clue to tell you the last game is Kingdom Hearts. Or in this case, Hearts of the Kingdom. XD
-Handa is the rip off of Honda. Which is funny because Honda is a surname that means origin-ricefield but Handa is a surname that means half-a-rice-patty. Like my car name is only half as good as the original. XD
-Miyake is a name popular in Okayama, which is near chugoku.
-yuikitada in shizuoka is where inaba foods actually is
-bakemono means monster
-two bundles for the price of three mon is the japanese idiom Nisoku-sanmon which means dirt-cheap or a dime a dozen essentially in english.
-ameren is a major power company in illinois
-Akachōchin is the red, paper Japanese lanterns that often adorn shops or festivals. Aka literally means red.
-So, to figure out where I wanted to do the setting for the food bank, I decided to click on random street views in yuikitada until I settled on architecture that seemed acceptable. Like 6 clicks in, I landed on a street where I was like “this, this is the place”. And then proceeded to turn the camera all the way around to see all parts of the street. Turns out my perfect spot is in the fucking inaba foods parking lot. Fsld;jflajdf. LOL. Totally unintentional. Also. The building I scouted was actually a tiny buddhist temple. Which is literally perfect for a building that would stay around through time AND have people inside it who would make a food bank. Myoeji temple is the one, if you’re interested to know exactly where lol. Also. I found this out AFTER I had already decided on which character’s pov i was going to use for the scene.
-a yukata is a summer robe that looks like a fancy bathrobe. A takuhatsugasa is a buddhist monk hat, characterized by lacking a point at the top, and often covering more of the face.
-“If you light a lamp for someone else it will also brighten your path.” is a buddhist quote about good karma
https://goo.gl/maps/awccWn6crwHp4abv7
-kamidana are the little tiny shrines/alters for shinto gods. Basically i was just saying the architecture of the shed matched the main building.
-The whatcha got there/Smoothie is an iCarly meme reference
-the gloating look Jack gives Maddie during the napkin GAV bit is a reference to how there is always one person in every family that hoards clean napkins and tissues from restaurants to keep in the car because “they might be useful some day”. Maddie is upset because Jack now has validation for years to come about it was good that they had some on hand. lol
-Sam called Danny “ghoulie” in an obscure reference to the monster mash lol. “The ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes!” If you didn’t know, you’d think she was just referencing that he’s a ghost lol.
-the boo-tiful joke is actually a big nod to DreamTrace’s new Invisobang story that I’ve had the pleasure of being an artist for.
-electromyographies don’t actually use electrodes like EKGs do. They’re supposed to have needles that go directly into the muscle, but I just pulled some “Fenton tech is built different” deus ex machina bullshit XD
-Sam wanted a clone because she knew it would be really excited to harass Danny and give him shit. Basically Sam’s plan was: get her clone to buy pop-its fireworks and Perfection from the store. After stashing the board game behind the campsite, it silently alerts Tucker to the fact that he’s needed. Then, it invisibly re-merges with Tucker’s clone so that Tuck’s clone is on board and shares memories with the first clone. After Sam creates the distraction, she points in the direction of the hidden board game, which is the merged clone’s cue to frantically retrieve it so that the danger seems more real and Tucker can figure out his cue to throw the pop-its.
-one of my best friends actually suggested the Perfection board game. I’ve never actually played it but it’s supposed to be highly stressful. Lol. that joke has been sitting in the outline for over a year.
-”Every hill is a hill I will die on.” Brought to you by a conversation I had with Anarchy while editing their one-shot. LOL
-Japanese gameshows are notoriously ridiculous. But I feel like I’d actually have fun watching this one.
Chapter 21: The Big Kahuna
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Chapter Text
Wednesday, September 19th
2:18 am
Shota Aizawa lifted a cold mug and glared through crusted eyes at the green liquid within. Swirling the old matcha with a scowl twisting his lips, he tossed it back. It was his fifth cup. Most of his students preferred coffee, but he supposed he was just too old fashioned for the drink, relying instead on traditional tea for his daily dose of caffeine.
Long nights, while common for him, were always rough. But out of the last forty-two hours, he'd only spent four of them asleep. Non-consecutively.
It was frustrating. Despite his sacrifice, he wasn't making much headway on the Detnerat case. Sure, it'd only been two days since he'd started his search. But he'd watched every kind of footage he could get his hands on for the fifth thru eighth of September, and all he'd found was more tampering. Whoever these guys were, they were thorough.
So meticulous was the scrubbing that even after he'd found a lead, he was sure it'd been planted. Or at least intentionally left unedited. Two shoppers at a local H&N had criminal records. Small fry.
He'd still flagged them for the police, of course, since any detail could be worth something.
But still, this sucked.
Two short beeps sounded from the kitchen near Aizawa's current work station—aka one of the Heights Alliance lounge tables. The tired man's eyes followed the sound and he squinted hard at a flashing red "00:00" atop the stove. Getting up with a groan, he silenced the timer, lips pursing into an even thinner line.
Yesterday, Aizawa had been forced to inform his students that Hagakure was alive. The underground hero had fought the order, tried to get Nezu to hold off—her safety after so long was just too miraculous. But the principal had thrown down an ultimatum: "Tell them, or I will."
The memory of Kaminari's fist pump, of Koda and Jiro's relieved tears should have made him happy. Instead, his jaw clenched.
The sole purpose of Aizawa's quirk was to disrupt other quirks. What if the Isamu girl's trace had been messed with? Or something went wrong while Hagakure-san was still out of reach? Even if she was still alive and UA found her, they might not be able to get her home that way. 1A didn't need this kind of fragile hope. A lot of things could go wrong with villains involved.
And, regardless of what Nezu believed, "Jazz Smith" was a villain. Even if Aizawa wasn't sure which flavor yet.
He'd prove it, too.
Sliding back into his chair, he dragged his laptop just a little closer to himself and logged into a secure government server.
He'd spent enough hours on Mori's research for today. His timer could attest to that. Now he needed to give the foreigner some limelight, take advantage of the all-clear from Tsuragamae-san. She'd already been tailed for the better part of last night, but he still had a lot of ground to cover. He'd start by finding out what she'd done yesterday, then work backwards. He needed something, anything, to cast doubt on Nezu's theories.
Using his credentials, he accessed the Hero Network and navigated to a portion of the site that allowed him a backdoor into any computer under the jurisdiction of a Japanese warrant.
He'd retrace her steps. Check street cams. Look into where she'd gone. What she'd touched. What she'd done.
Booting Inko's home computer with a remote mirroring software, Aizawa opened the three browsers installed on the device.
With a quick glance to make sure Internet Exploder was, in fact, unused, he moved on to Bang. Scrolling through the browser's history, he noticed a pattern of recipes, English customs, UA's school website and the occasional remote login to Mustafu's public library.
Moving on, he checked Moogle Chrome.
Which was empty.
With a small "Hn," he propped his left elbow on the table, and, ignoring the tingling bite of damaged nerves where bone met laminate, tilted his head into the awaiting palm.
Minimizing the windows, Shota went into the computer's file system and dragged a folder from User Data into a program on the Hero Network.
A few seconds later, "Browsing History Restored" displayed on the screen.
He checked Exploder again.
Sunshine child he may be, but apparently Midoriya was just an average boy after all. If you ignored the fanatic All Might searches, of course.
Aizawa pinched his eyes shut against a stab of pain at their back before clicking on Chrome.
He suddenly sat straighter, left hand releasing his head and sliding back under the table as he leaned closer to the screen.
Kanagawa Shopping Mall. Detnerat. UA. Lunch Lady. Nomu. Quirks. Food. So many news articles related to food.
And all of it sprinkled through with the most random bullshit he'd ever seen. Either Jazz had extreme ADD or things like "How many Cheetah's Puffs can you fit in your mouth after eating a spoonful of peanut butter?" were decoy questions.
Ignoring the garbage, Aizawa looked at the search history from yesterday. Among the results were directions to a business. A business mentioned in another article found just an hour prior.
Writing the address and company name in a notebook to the side of his laptop, Shota swiftly opened street cam footage for areas surrounding Inko's apartment. Then played yesterday's saved feed at triple speed, starting with the time that browsing session had ended.
Sure enough, a redheaded foreigner came out the front door a few minutes later, wrapped tight in a puffy pink coat.
Using the cams, he followed her. To a bus stop, then a transfer. A walk. Another bus. And another. Where was she going so far up the coast? She wasn't following her directions at all.
By the fifth bus he noted her active avoidance of trains. Probably because they required electronic payment. Easier to track. For that matter, the buses she chose all took cash.
This was it. He could feel it.
She boarded another bus, heading into Shimizu ward.
He waited for her to get off, following the line all the way to its end. But she never did.
He replayed it, just in case he'd missed her exit—some stops had a lot of people, and he was just exhausted enough for his mind to play tricks. But she was gone.
Frantic, he skipped forward several hours and watched Inko's apartment for Jazz's return.
Using the same method, he worked in reverse, watching her backstep down streets and onto buses. Only, she disappeared again. On the very same bus that'd come from Shimizu ward.
No! NO!
"NO!"
Aizawa slammed his hands down on the table, flinching when footsteps thumped across Midoriya's room and down the hall of the floor above.
Shit.
With a frown, Aizawa raced to attach the incriminating footage to an email. Clicking send, he snapped his computer closed just as Midoriya burst from the stairwell, fists raised and sparks crackling.
"Sensei, are you okay!?" he whisper-shouted into the quiet.
Even with rage and adrenaline fueling his limbs, Aizawa responded in the most blasé voice possible, "Midoriya-kun, keep it down; it's the middle of the night."
"But…you screamed?" The boy's words were half-question as he scanned the shadows, hands sinking before they finally unclenched. Red creeping over his face and electricity fading out, he locked eyes with Aizawa again.
"Are you sure it wasn't a bad dream?"
"I—I don't think…I definitely heard—"
"Let me get this straight. So you thought I screamed," Aizawa cut him off, tone dry, "and your first thought was to rush in here, with no recon whatsoever, and announce your presence loudly?" He blinked once and exaggerated a sigh before picking up his tea mug. Expression held in what Mt. Lady loved to call his "resting bitch face", he walked over to the kitchen counter that held his electric kettle and waved to a nearby chair.
Midoriya sat carefully. Lowering himself into the seat, he adjusted the angle for a quick get-away. Probably wondering if Aizawa was Himiko Toga in disguise.
Good.
Shota turned his back to Midoriya, filling the kettle from the tap and switching it on. Grabbing a second mug from the cupboard and a squat, cardboard tub from the countertop, he scooped green powder into both ceramic cups. All the while, a glower slipped back on to the surly man's face, hidden by the angle and the dark.
He needed to call Nezu.
Jazz was in league with the crew that'd hit Detnerat. He was sure of it. And as soon as Tamakawa-san confirmed Jazz's trip to Shimizu had been edited with clean precision from all of the ward's cameras, even his boss would have to believe it.
Hearing the kettle hiss, Aizawa flicked it off and poured boiling water most of the way up the cups before filling the rest with cold from the faucet. Face dropping back into its neutral mask, he glanced over a shoulder at Midoriya.
"Did you want some?"
"Oh—uhm. Haha…No thanks," the teenager laughed awkwardly, abruptly hiding his phone screen against a thigh. "I probably shouldn't have any caffeine if I want to fall back asleep."
Aizawa studied Izuku carefully, and the boy shifted nervously in his chair.
Damn Nezu. Endangering Inko-san over a hunch.
Tossing back his sixth cup of tea, Aizawa felt it burn all the way down.
Kami curse it all. Who knew what their adversary was capable of?
Wednesday, September 19th
7:33 am
"Ready to cut them into shapes?" Inko queried, head tilting and hands folding a cinnamon colored dough one more time before sprinkling flour on top.
Jazz offered Inko a wet towel, but the older woman waved it off with a fond smile. "No thank you, they're going to be dirty in a minute here, anyways."
"Cool! Then I'll just preheat the oven and we can start on the fun part!"
Inko's smile dropped. "I don't have an oven. I thought we were cooking them in a fry pan. Like pancakes."
"There's no…" Jazz's head whipped back and forth, surveying the kitchen until her eyes came to rest on a tiny, black appliance built into the cabinetry left of the fridge. "But-but you've been baking all our fish? You have to have one!"
"I'm not sure my electric broiling drawer is going to give you the results you're hoping for," Inko joked, following Jazz's line of sight. "It only has two settings, low and high."
"But the spectre-doodles aren't gonna cook well in a pan. They need to be crisped from above." Jazz's gaze drifted toward the ceiling and she bit her lip. After a moment of worrying it she turned back to Inko, tone wheedling, "Can't we at least try it?"
The mother's gaze turned dubious at her house guest's puppy-dog eyes. "I don't know if that's—"
"Please?"
Inko's resolve crumbled like too-dry cookies. "I'm sure it'll be fine."
Wednesday, September 19th
7:40 am
Shota almost didn't hear the text. He'd just crawled into his buttercup sleeping bag at the front of 1A's homeroom, oblivion dragging so strongly at his brain that he'd nearly convinced himself the vibrations had been a dream. But then two short zzzt zzzts buzzed against his thigh, and he drug his mind up from the molasses of half-conscious thought.
Was it too much to ask for just one hour of uninterrupted sleep before class started?
With a woe-begotten sigh, he rolled off of his back and curled into the fetal position, the slate-grey linoleum now hard against his side.
If this was some peppy, good morning message from Hizashi, he'd have to make sure and call his friend back. At two in the morning tomorrow, possibly three.
The corner of Aizawa's lip twitched and he groped in his pocket for his cell, only taking slightly longer than normal to get around all the loose fabric with his fingers. Bringing it up to his face, he squinted at the small sun in his hands like a bear just stumbling out of its winter den, blurry eyes trying to make sense of the message on the screen.
A thrill shot up his legs and he scrambled to his feet, still inside his cocoon and nearly tripping over the polyester in his haste. It was a hero alert from Astral.
Smoke inside Midoriya residence.
Fire and Rescue notified.
SHIT.
Heart pounding, he forced himself to freeze in place rather than hatch from his sleeping bag like some vengeant moth in an all-out sprint for the door.
Kami fucking damnit! He told Nezu this would happen! His boss was being too—
Withdrawing. Intervention unnecessary. Cause: small appliance. Casualties: mouth-watering cookies. Single survivor saved from destruction. 10/10 would steal again. Fire and Rescue still inbound to turn off building alarm.
But—
What—
Relief and annoyance warred vehemently in Shota's chest, making him both jittery and vaguely nauseous.
What the fuck?!
Astral was getting removed from stake-out detail. Right fucking now.
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The projection hero should have included more information in his first messages. And no pro worth his shit would risk being compromised over a cookie.
Even worse—Aizawa made a sound in the back of his throat that was somewhere between snorting back phlegm and a growl—he was now so awake that falling asleep was a distant dream.
Wednesday, September 19th
7:52 am
The room was constructed of light-grey tiles and devoid of all but the chairs provided its occupants. Cutting it in half was dual-paned hurricane glass that's inner chamber could be filled with gas, transforming it from window to two-way mirror at the drop of a hat. Currently, both parties could see through. Well, Gran Torino and Naomasa Tsukauchi could. The infamous League of Villains member, Kurogiri, was drugged into sedation on the other side.
If they left him aware for too long, he inevitably tried to escape.
Cameras recorded everything, watched by Tartarus security guards in a room nearby. Should the living portal so much as twitch in his straitjacket, that half of the room would be filled with nitrous oxide.
Any moment now he would come out of his stupor, the mask that had been providing him an individualized, constant stream of the stuff having been removed roughly four minutes ago.
"Get ready. His brain activity has changed," announced into the heroes' side of the room and Tsukauchi felt his thoughts go tense.
No matter how many times they'd done this dance in the last twelve hours, something about Kurogiri just unnerved him. As a detective, though, he'd never allow that unease to show. Instead he called affably, "Kurogiri, welcome back. How'd you sleep?"
Sleep wasn't quite the right word, but he doubted the prisoner cared.
"If you are referring to my constant sedation, I suppose I could feel worse." Or not. "How is Gigantomachia? Is he well?"
Tsukauchi glanced at the ceiling-height camera behind Kurogiri. "Gigantomachia? Is that the big guy's name…?"
The small triumph was short-lived as Kurogiri's transmorphic yellow eyes started to jitter. Whatever fail-safe had been installed in the villain's brain was starting to activate.
"...Or are you still feeling the effects of the gas?" Tsukauchi tacked on, thinking fast.
He was relieved when, a second later, their captive's calm demeanor returned.
"The gas."
As a pang of falsehood shot through the detective's chest, he kept an easy smile on his face and tapped his left toes on the ground, out of view of the window.
He'd have to be careful, going forward. It seemed any direct questions about the League or its future activities really were off limits.
"Your Nomu have really stirred things up lately; you guys must be pretty proud of yourselves," an elderly voice meandered in from Tsukauchi's left, close to hip height.
Damnit Gran Torino. What was he doing?
"I am proud of Shigaraki Tomura's accomplishments," Kurogiri hedged, eyes narrow and misty protrusions undulating like well-fed fire. "No matter the way he achieves them. I cannot speak for anyone else."
Truth.
Tsukauchi dutifully tapped his right foot, but this was getting dangerous. Kurogiri was coming off the sedative too fast.
"Really? You can't speak for him, eh?" Gran Torino's cadence remained slow as he crossed his arms in front of his chest. "Lunch Lady's quite a powerhouse. I bet Shigaraki was tickled pink by how much trouble she caused at UA."
"Lunch Lady…?" Kurogiri mused. "Ah, you must mean our green Nomu."
False?
Naomasa tapped his left foot.
How? What part of that did Kurogiri believe to be a lie? Her name couldn't be it. It was said too much like a question for Tsukauchi's quirk to determine truth from falsehood. So it had to have been something in the second half.
"She did her job well."
He tapped his left foot a single time again.
Another lie? She must have messed up her original mission somehow.
Maybe by failing to retrieve Pony Tsunotori? Or perhaps the League really didn't have proper control of this Nomu.
It was strange; even with all these non-answers, Kurogiri was suddenly so verbal. Just what was he trying to do? Buy time? Maybe, but—
A niggling sensation chewed at the back of Tsukauchi's brain.
It was almost as if…he was trying to convince them of something.
…But what?
Kurogiri's body started shifting rapidly, expanding.
The epiphany hit as nitrous oxide was released into the chamber.
"Does the green Nomu even belong to Shigaraki or All For One?!" Tsukauchi shouted.
The laughing gas may have been invisible, but Kurogiri's movement slowed. Then he shrank. Finally, he slurred, "What do…hehe…mean? Of course…does…" And then he passed out.
False.
Wednesday, September 19th
8:47 am
He was in the vents.
Well, as one does when one is a genetically modified rodent running a school of superpowered humans.
Eavesdropping was the best way to get real information about faculty and students—their struggles, strengths, what they kept to themselves when they thought no one was watching. Any time someone mentioned the top notch AC, Nezu couldn't help but smile.
The tunnels were wider than average—cozy even—and made of a colorful, insulated plastic that was gentle on his paws. At semi-regular intervals were small, completely soundproof rooms with their own ventilation to the outside and locking doors. In a few he'd even added memory foam cubes that could be arranged into bedding should the need arise. And blankets.
This whole system was so important to his work as a principal that only Hound Dog, Cementoss and the original builders of UA knew of its existence.
Today he was going to sit in on a general education course. Hopefully Nanako-san was taking steps to explain personal finance in a more easily digestible way this year. Last year's unit had been a disaster.
Maybe he'd invite her to tea later if he didn't note any improvement this morning. He could run her through a short workshop. That is, after he got a hold of the police department and—actually. He hadn't checked his email in a few hours.
Nezu opened his phone and looked down at the screen. He had several new ones, but what he was interested in was the email from GeneLife Laboratory. Nezu clicked the link and signed in, filtering the page to only show the DNA results of the ginger hair from the portal hairbrush and Jazz Smith's identical looking strand from the visitor's center couch.
100% match.
Nezu sucked in a breath, feeling giddy. The excitement popped like a soapy bubble, spritzing him with panic as his phone started to buzz.
It was on silent, but if he wasn't careful, someone might notice the rhythmic vibration in the room below.
Hurriedly smothering the phone in his sweater vest, Nezu scurried down the vent until he reached a side room, ducked in, and closed the door behind him.
"Moshi moshi."
Kocho-san. I have information about Jazz Smith that you need to know.
That's what he liked about Aizawa. The human was prickly, but always had good intentions and got straight to the point. Though it was probably about time again for Nezu to mandate he take another sick (sleep) day.
"I'm listening."
I think Jazz Smith is related to the break in at Detnerat. She disappeared on a trip yesterday heading northeast toward Kanagawa. I tracked her as far as Shimizu ward before her presence was removed from the traffic cams. I'm working on finding alternate video sources to fill in the missing time, but I doubt there'll be even a trace of her. It's too much like the Detnerat case to be coincidence.
Nezu crawled into the memory foam cubes furnishing the tiny room and rubbed his face.
"That's a pretty bold claim. Traffic cameras are informative, but they lack audio and perspective. Are you certain that you didn't just lose track of her?"
Positive. Cyber forensics confirmed the feed's manipulation just a few minutes ago.
"Hmm. While that does make it seem likely that she is associated with the villains at Detnerat, we still don't know that she's an intentional participant. We can't dismiss the possibility that she's a runaway or that she's working for her captors to protect her family."
You're still on about that? Aizawa accused. Nezu could hear the wheels of a chair move, quiet footsteps and then the light creak of old laptop hinges. Kocho-san, Smith was investigating Lunch Lady. She knew exactly what keywords to use in her searches—just a second, I'm sending over a list now. There's way more here than what any information on the news would account for. I'd bet money she knows that Nomu personally.
"If Smith-san is in cahoots with the villains we suspect control Lunch Lady, it's rather strange that she would have to do research to find the other woman," Nezu refuted, and, because Aizawa couldn't see it, took off his shoes to spin a foam cube with his back feet. "If she doesn't have access to that kind of information, I doubt she's a core member. Should she be a hench or hitman, she would hardly use an unprotected computer to look up her boss's plans. She's too smart. Or she wants to be caught—which is entirely possible. Don't forget that both Hagakure and Kamada-san were doing well. Why else would Jazz-san accept an invitation to counsel young Bakugo-kun again tonight? I'm sure she suspects it's a trap."
Nezu—
"I have made arrangements to detain her should she not come willingly," the mouse hybrid cut him off. "But what else did you find in her browsing history?" There was something Aizawa wasn't saying. His whiskers twitched with the knowledge.
After a prolonged pause, a sigh came through the phone. Jazz's other searches were…I spent some time thinking it over before class and there was a disturbing pattern, Aizawa admitted. I thought it was all random trash. But then I noticed a lot of questions were about things that should be common knowledge both here and in the US. It's possible Smith was searching for how to exist in society."
Nezu felt a zing down his spine all the way through his tail. He knew what Aizawa was thinking, why he'd been so reluctant to share. Restricting the gloat to just his smile, the principal allowed himself a moment of satisfaction. But it didn't last long before his expression twisted into a frown. "Either way, I got a call this morning that really turns things on its head for us. Lunch Lady is owned by neither the League of Villains nor All For One. Shigaraki only took credit for the attack. Which means, if she is directly connected to the break in at Detnerat as we suspect, it is under the direction of an entirely new organization capable of creating ectoplasmic Nomu. Oh. And the DNA on the hairbrush was a match. If Jazz Smith is related to the Detnerat villains, then they also have a portal user on roster."
Wednesday, September 19th
12:17 pm
A thin, redheaded foreigner in a light-blue cardigan and chevron-patterned scarf walked down a pedestrian alley, a kid's All Might backpack slung over her shoulder. Poking from the open zipper on top of the candy cane meets traffic cone monstrosity were an assortment of school supplies.
Many quick-bite eateries edged the alley, and one shop owner even called a friendly "Ohayo!" as the woman passed, despite her showing no interest in his wares. She still returned the wave, though.
Only. Fuck. That wasn't a shop owner. It was Takeshita. What the hell was the bamboo hero doing out of costume and so far from Suruga ward?!
And he wasn't the only one.
That was the third hero Mimic had seen just this outing.
Shit. Shit shit shit shit shiiiiiiiit.
This was not good.
He should have nabbed Jazz yesterday when he'd gotten the call from Tengai. Instead he'd trailed the brat home, certain he could learn more by watching her first. It was too greedy.
Fuck.
Joi Irinaka had messed up. There were no two ways about it.
Only hours after the target had reached her destination—a completely average apartment complex on the west side of Mustafu of all places—trouble had shown up.
And now, the most he could do was damage control to make sure these heroes—Joi's thoughts spit the word like venom—never found out about the Shie Hassaikai.
At least he'd had the wherewithal to eliminate the redhead from all traffic cams coming into and out of Yuikitada. But Christ on a stick, the boss was gonna disintegrate him.
Joi's thoughts shivered like a chihuahua in a breeze, but he made absolute sure the movement didn't extend to his current form.
Maybe, just maybe, if he was careful he could leave with a different prize and avoid having his atoms temporarily rearranged.
Jazz exited the alley and came to a stop at a crowded crosswalk just as a rumble started down the street. A roving pack of tourist go-karts were on their way, driven by costumed riders. As they formed two lines and came to a stop at the light, a young local next to Jazz hastily dug in her purse. Out came her phone, but so, too, did a little oblong case that fell and hit the cement below. Springing open, it tossed two earbuds like fish yeeted from a stocking truck's chute.
The woman proceeded to take pictures, completely oblivious, as Jazz knelt down, reaching towards the lost merchandise. The crowd suddenly rushed forward, and someone bumped her from behind with a "Sumimasen!" [Sorry! Pardon me!] jostling her arm.
Now was Joi's chance!
He undid the clasp holding himself onto Jazz's wrist, and the bracelet he possessed dropped. He spread the charms, using them like spider legs to lessen the sound and absorb as much impact with the concrete as possible.
Making use of the heavy steps thundering around, he jumped several inches left, positioning himself and his cargo in front of a cap toe shoe. Aim true, the kick sent the bracelet flying and out toward the street. Now all he had to do was scuttle into the storm drain and he'd be—
No. Nononono.
FUCK.
He couldn't move. Something invisible was holding him in place.
Joi watched on, internally screeching, as the crowd disappeared and he was suddenly lifted into the air.
What the hell?!
The bracelet floated toward a cramped stairwell recessed into a nearby building. To its side hung a sign that detailed which businesses could be found on what floors. Next to that was the entrance of a pharmacy where colorful fruit gummies and breath mints hogged the first display. Instead of going in, Joi ascended the stairs, stomach shriveling when he caught sight of a figure tucked into a ball on the third landing. The white-haired man's headband, baby blue jumpsuit, grey cloak and black utility belt marked him as a pro hero, even if he was passed out on the floor. But what the fuck was his quirk? Why was Mimic trapped in the—
The charm bracelet was suddenly placed with utmost care on the floor at the body's feet and Joi exploded out of it, slamming himself and absorbing into an A-frame Katsudon sign a half meter away.
Heart pounding, Joi only had eyes for the hero blinking awake in front of him.
Had he noticed?! Would Mimic have to kill him, or would—?
The hero stretched forward with a cheeky grin, spine arching as he rocked onto his feet and into a crouch. "Sweet, one more thing to rub in Eraser Head's face!" he gloated quietly, before scooping up the bracelet and promptly vanishing down the tiny stairwell.
Joi sagged, causing the sign he inhabited to drop nearly seven centimeters of height as it opened wider, its feet skittering across the ground.
Fuck that was way too close.
He had to get out of here. There was no telling when he might be caught and he'd already done his best for damage control.
Maybe Chisaki-sama wouldn't hurt him too bad after all. Joi's choice did have at least one positive outcome. If the Shie Hassaikai had taken Jazz, the heroes would have been all over them like ants on candied apple.
Hitching a ride on a passing boot that was leaving the Katsudon restaurant, Mimic shuddered at the sweaty foot inside. It was disgusting, but still ten times better than what his boss would do to him should he give himself away. And even five times better than taking over that cursed bracelet had been. Hiding in a fridge with the infamous Moonfish prowling hungry just outside would have been less nerve-wracking.
He swore that shit was haunted.
Wednesday, September 19th
2:42 pm
"So you're telling me." Danny inhaled deep as his hands formed an inverted V near his nose and his lips curled inward. Biting them together from the inside he tried not to scream. "That you arrested Boxy a week ago…because…while looking for Lunch Lady…he trespassed on an open plot of land, didn't do any damage to said plot of land, all while actively trying to contact the owner. Is that about right?"
"Well, when you put it like that, it sounds bad, But I—uh…Yes? " a broad ghost responded, tilting his head with an awkward half-shrug and eyeing Danny from beneath his black cowboy hat. The bright green slits made the deathly pale skin stretched over his skeletal face that much more eerie, but Danny wasn't even remotely phased by the display.
"Why wasn't I informed about this!?" Danny admonished. "What happened to following the rules, Walker?"
The ghost's pupil-less eyes squinted in a frown, and he took a threatening step forward. "Hey now," he growled. "I submitted my paperwork to all the proper channels. If you—" he jabbed a black-leather covered finger directly at Danny's chest, "—don't read my reports in a timely manner, that ain't my business."
"Walker, we've been over this. If the situation surrounding an arrest feels strange, I require a verbal alert as well as a written report so either I, or my allies, can investigate. If the Box Ghost thought Lunch Lady was missing, I would think to flag that, wouldn't you?!"
"I did. Which you'd know if you read my report."
"Next time, send a messenger. I'm not asking." Danny stared Walker down for a tense moment more, aura creaking with the distinct presence of a wind-ravaged glacier. Satisfied when the other man finally looked away, Danny rubbed at a building headache with a huff.
"Danny-san, look out!"
Danny sidestepped a ghost rat trying to run over his boot, and instead, an angry down pillow with claws slammed into his face.
Reaching up, he pulled off a disgruntled Gryphon and held the owl-cat at arm's length.
Scowling at Walker's snigger, Danny handed Lost Holm's resident therapy pet out to a small boy with blue skin, pointed ears and equally spiky hair. The kid accepted the cat, trying his best to hide a smirk as he pulled her close to his batman print t-shirt.
"Sorry."
"Sure you are, Caleb."
"We didn't mean to!" A fuchsia-pink jumpsuit called, running across the jail yard to stand at the young ghost's right side. Now that Hagakure was stationary, her hood subconsciously tilted skyward. Not surprising, though. She'd been enthralled by the Ghost Zone's black and green swirls ever since the moment they'd passed through the portal.
With an exaggerated eye roll, Danny floated up, offering a hand out to Hagakure. She instantly grabbed it, bending at the knees and launching off the ground like she was born to fly. The Ghost Zone took her, lifting her higher in the air until Danny's hand redirected the highschooler's forward momentum into a spin around himself, leaving her circling like a satellite as he lazily spiraled in tandem.
The delighted laugh that followed eased some of Danny's compound frustration.
As reluctant as he'd been to bring her with, it was good to see her having fun. And it was relatively safe. Nobody in the Sector One jail was stronger than a class three. Besides, he owed her some freedom after she'd been stuck at his house so much, to the point that he'd even brought her a friend to play with when Haru had refused to come. In for a penny, in for a pound, as they say. And for reasons Danny could not fathom, Caleb actually liked "Uncle Walker".
With a smile threatening to overcome his frown, the halfa gestured with his free hand across the jail yard.
"Now, where's Boxy? We're taking him with us."
"Hold up now, you can't just—!"
Danny looked his warden dead in the eye. "I can't just…what, exactly?"
"Yes Sir," Walker bit out, turning on an obsidian wingtip boot to lead them inside.
Wednesday, September 19th
3:15 pm
Jazz was back at UA. In her arms were four books from the Mustafu public library absolutely wormed through with sticky notes and about fifteen worksheets she'd printed off her phone.
Well, Inko's phone, technically. Using Bluetooth.
Jazz never went anywhere without a nice assortment of pdf's she could use for work, and for some incomprehensible reason, Bluetooth here was just…Bluetooth. Not Blacktooth. Not Blueteeth. Just Bluetooth. With the same functionality and everything. It'd made Jazz question her sanity for a solid twenty minutes. Like, was the creator a dimension hopper who knew the lore on Harald Gormsson, or had the Viking King existed in this world, too?
Baffling inconsistencies aside, Jazz was well prepared for Bakugo's next session.
Well, physically anyway.
Mentally was a different story.
Her brain was busy panicking over her lost charm bracelet. To the point where she'd almost canceled on UA.
Her prized possession had gone missing several hours prior, managing to fall off her wrist somewhere between the Moonbucks where she'd been tutoring—the wanted ad had finally responded—and Inko's. She was high-key freaking out because not only did it contain her Fenton gear and emergency supplies, but the ecto-beacon inside was what allowed Alastor to locate her mind. Without it, she couldn't talk with home.
But Bakugo-kun needed her, and as long as she repeated internally, I'm in Japan. It's either right where I dropped it or at a lost and found, she could calm herself enough to get through the next hour and a , she promised herself, she'd go right back to searching.
Jazz looked right, making herself smile at Inko and their escort, Midnight, as they approached the visitor's center. The hero was actually rather sweet despite her outward appearance.
As they neared the door, Midnight held out an arm, stopping Jazz and her host from entering.
"Wait just a second."
Pushing away background anxiety, Jazz tilted her head.
"You had such an impact on Bakugo-kun that our principal wants to meet you. He's on his way and should be here any—Ah! Would you look at that? Right on time!" Out the side of her mouth, Midnight murmured, "Uwasa o sureba…" [If you gossip…]
The words weretoo quiet for the Gabber to pick up, but Inko giggled in response, so it must have been something like "speak of the devil…" That or—caught off guard, Jazz snorted a laugh and quickly covered her mouth with a hand, face aflame.
That had been super impolite, but what in the Helena Carter was she even looking at right now?
The cheerful voice she'd heard on the phone couldn't possibly belong to the person speeding toward her. This Nezu guy seemed downright pissed. And insanely unprofessional. His tired outfit looked similar to a black tracksuit and even though his scruffy, long hair whipped about in the wind, she'd bet money it hadn't seen a brush in days. What'd really set her off, though, was that he was crammed inside the passenger seat of a comically small sports car, thin knees drawn up to his chest while something short and white floored it in the driver's seat nearby. The automobile bolted forwards at no less than twenty miles an hour before drifting to a stop on the hard blacktop in front of Jazz's small group.
Now that it was closer, she nearly laughed all over again.
The outer body wasn't made of metal, but plastic. Because it was a Power Wheels—no, sorry—Mighty Wheels. An All Mighty Wheels. With "Panther" brand hood ornament included.
And the little smudge of white she'd seen in the driver's seat? It was some kind of weasel (or maybe a mongoose) that dropped a pair of aviator sunglasses down its face to peer over their tops with a self-satisfied smirk.
Jazz took extra care to keep incredulity out of her smile.
Jumping out of the vehicle, the mammal smoothed an adorable button down vest, dress shirt and slacks to be presentable. Almost as if it, not the human, was the principal.
(Colored by Weshney. Line Art by mha-stuff-i-guess on Tumblr! Original post/sketch here.)
"Ms. Jasmine! Midoriya-san! Thank you for agreeing to come back again so soon!" the weasel declared in familiar, unaccented English, now slipping his sunglasses to the top of a triangular head where they perched awkwardly. As Inko bowed and murmured a return greeting, the animal turned to face Jazz more directly. "I'm Nezu, or Mr. Principal if you prefer, and this is young Bakugo-kun's homeroom teacher, Mr. Aizawa. We'd like to have a quick word with you before the session starts."
Ohhhh. The infamous Aizawa-sensei.
Jazz reassessed Aizawa's perpetual bedhead, done-with-the world stare and five o'clock shadow.
That made sense.
The principal, however, was a little different. Tidbits surrounding the mysterious Nezu tended to be gushed out as side tangents to other stories. Like how, during the end of term exams, he'd absolutely trounced two of her classmates with genius-level foresight. Most of her knowledge of him surrounded how "smart", "cool", "trustworthy", and "caring" he was.
It was hard to reconcile her inner image with the living plush toy before her.
Nezu gestured over at the arched door of the visitor's center and Jazz snapped out of her daze. "Of course; it's nice to meet you in person." Her brows scrunched together. "But if you don't mind me asking, why the rush? We could have just met up after it was over. Unless something happened that I need to be aware of going in?"
"No, no. Nothing like that," Nezu denied, paws waving in front of him. "I just happen to be busy later and we were hoping to pick your brain on how to help a few other students while I had the time."
Mr. Aizawa strode to the front of the building, grabbing and holding the door open. Severely bloodshot eyes regarded Jazz impassively, before he gave a quick nod and angled his head in invitation.
Maybe the dour man wasn't quite as annoyed as Jazz had originally thought. For someone who was overworked and chronically sleep-deprived, having a missing student, well...
Jazz gave an understanding smile, eyes soft, and his lip twitched. Except not up. Down.
It was gone in a flash, but he was definitely mad at her.
Unease trickled into Jazz, and she covertly glanced at Nezu and Midnight.
They were still relaxed and smiling.
It was probably just Aizawa-sensei being Aizawa-sensei. If UA had something planned, Inko wouldn't still be here with her.
"Ah, Midnight-sensei. Would you mind escorting Midoriya-san to the USJ?" Nezu asked, switching to Japanese. "All Might and Thirteen just started a hurricane simulation. I bet Midoriya-kun would love a chance to check on his mom and it'd be a great opportunity for her to see his improvement in person."
Jazz and Inko exchanged a look. Inko seemed flustered, but excited at the prospect of a visit. Still, she hesitated, clearly not wanting to abandon Jazz if she was needed.
Despite the disquiet strumming down her nerves like a guitar pick hissing lengthwise across a string, Jazz managed, "Don't worry Inko-san! I'm a big girl, remember? I'll be fine. Besides, patient confidentiality and all that." Jazz forced herself to wink and squeezed Inko's shoulder.
The other woman turned minutely toward Midnight, then looked back to Jazz with a beaming smile and a nod.
"Then I'll head out."
As the pair started off, the greenette looked back one final time and Jazz offered a cheerful wave. Then, to punctuate the gesture, she turned and strode toward the visitor's center, only locking eyes with Mr. Aizawa's "neutral" ones a moment before heading in.
(Fun Artwork inspired by this scene from NightcoreQueen on Tumblr! Original post can be found here.)
Wednesday, September 19th
3:22 pm
Nezu could see Jazz tense as soon as he mentioned removing Inko. But to her credit, the foreigner's shoulders quickly relaxed. Full of bravado, she reassured her friend and went into the building, settling softly on one of the light beige chairs with chin neither raised nor drooped, but completely level to the ground.
Nezu followed, pouncing upward into his own seat with one large leap before repositioning to face her, tail naturally moving out of the way.
Aizawa stayed standing, leaning against the front desk with arms crossed, his attention not once straying from their guest.
"So, Ms. Fenton—" Jazz stopped breathing and Aizawa's eyes shot over to Nezu. The principal ignored the sharp glare.
"Ms. Fenton?" Jazz laughed, regaining her composure. "My last name is Smith, Mr. Principal. I think you may have mixed me up with—"
"Please." Nezu held up a paw as low-pitch infrasound tickled his skin, and Jazz's words cut off. She hadn't heard it, with the rumble being quieter than human hearing could detect, but his own tone was enough to make her hold back her next words, mouth slowly closing.
It had been obvious that the "Fenton" in FentonWorks was a surname. But when Jazz's DNA had come back as a match to the one on the Fenton brush, well, the probability of it being her surname had risen exponentially.
Seeing the woman's whitened skin gain a slight sheen of sweat, Nezu assured, "No need to be afraid. I've asked you here for a civil conversation. You see, I have a theory about what's been happening, and I'd like your cooperation to get things resolved."
Before she could utter a sound, Nezu continued, "We have been investigating the disappearance of two students. One of which I'm certain you know personally enough to refer to as 'chan' and mean it. I'd like to think of this in a positive light, considering that we know the girls are not only alive, but doing well."
"Assuming that our tracing quirk wasn't messed with," Aizawa hissed, unfolding his arms and starting to push off the counter. "Kocho-sensei, this isn't what we agreed on. I told you—"
"Correct." It was one of those rare times that Nezu allowed his words to come out deathly monotone. "You told me."
"I only agreed to let you come; you took my silence at the rest as acquiescence. If you cannot trust me to handle this, you may wait outside and send Lifeless in."
Nezu's gaze turned back to Jazz, and while she studied both his gentle expression and Aizawa's stormy one closely, a small, thoughtful furrow had appeared between her brows.
"The old good cop, bad cop routine, eh…?" she tried to joke, voice coming out more defeated than mischievous.
"I assure you it's nothing so clique," Nezu returned, then, inflection dry, he teased, "His half empty glass just tops off my half full one quite nicely."
Jazz squinted like she wasn't sure if she'd misheard.
Yes, his grasp of English was high enough to twist an idiom.
"But as I was saying. From what we can discern, you come from a family with at least four members whose business name is FentonWorks. You deal in ectoplasmic inventions, several of which are used to control or subdue ectoplasmic quirk users. Considering that ectoplasmic Nomu have recently started to make an appearance, I can only assume it is to keep a tighter leash on them and their instabilities."
No need to mention the Nomu's involvement with Detnerat just yet. Maybe Jazz would let something slip about her employers later on.
"At this point I'm sure you think I wish ill of you, knowing that Lunch Lady—" Jazz flinched, "—has attacked our campus and Hagakure-san was stolen by an ectoplasmic portal. But, you see, that's the interesting part."
"I don't believe you are a villain, even if you were sent to spy on us. From what I gather, your brother—Danny, I presume—is the source of the portals and has had one of two things happen to him. Either his natural quirk was used as a basis for the ectoplasmic Nomu, or he was experimented on in the early stages of their creation and has a new, unstable quirk as a result. He has dropped more than a few breadcrumb inventions for us to find, along with an assortment of other things."
Nezu dug into the pocket of his slacks, pulling out a familiar brush that was now devoid of hair. "I believe this belongs to you."
Laying it on his lap, he ran a paw pad across the "F" carved into its wooden handle. "I take it you are here on your family's behalf, trying to remove them from a situation that they are being forced to take part in. If you need help to save them, I will do everything I can to assist you. But know that in the process, I must save my family, too."
He stared solemnly at Jazz. "I normally wouldn't offer this. But I believe you to be a genuinely good person. You treat everyone you meet very kindly, and have spent significant effort to help Midoriya-san. You even came to young Bakugo-kun's aid, knowing it would put you on UA's radar."
Nezu went silent, then held the hairbrush in Jazz's direction, handle first.
After a long pause, the woman sighed and accepted it with a quiet, "Danny's gonna kill me."
Nezu felt himself hyper-focus.
Was this it?
"Before I explain, I need you to promise that you'll protect me." Jazz's eyes darted over to Aizawa, watching him hard with an indomitable stare. "Especially him."
"No," Aizawa instantly snarled, and Nezu fixed him with an irritable look.
"Sorry, Mr. Principal. But unless Aizawa-sensei agrees, I'm not talking. Anyone willing to get himself a pulverized elbow, cracked ribs, super broken arms and a crushed orbital floor—" Jazz touched her right cheek lightly, just below her eye. "—among other things in defense of his students is someone I want on my side."
The exact nature of Aizawa's injuries following the USJ incident had never been released to the public. Only the hospital staff and those the erasure hero had told personally would have known the particulars.
If the wiry man's scrutiny was in tents before, now it came with a bedroll and cot.
"...Fine," Aizawa finally growled and he leaned slightly forward. "But if you intentionally put any of my students at risk, I won't hesitate to bury you."
"Wouldn't have it any other way," Jazz reassured, then her eyes swung back to Nezu. "So you'll protect me?" Her voice softened. "...Even if it's from the government?"
That didn't bode well. What would be so dire that she would worry about government intervention?"
"I can't grant you blanket immunity from the law, but I will personally guarantee your safety. No one will hurt you under my watch."
Jazz worried her lip, eyes lifted to the ceiling, then, after a deep inhale, started speaking. "What I have to say is going to sound insane, but please hear me out because it's the truth."
A high ping of ultrasound frequency suddenly assaulted Nezu's ears and he suppressed a shiver. While he hadn't forgotten that Tsukauchi-san was listening to their conversation just outside the building, it had still been several minutes since the much deeper infrasound had gone off. At least with the new pitch, though—obnoxious and startling as it was—he was certain she believed what she was saying this time.
Well. Since rising to power at UA, Nezu'd heard plenty of outrageous stories. What was one more?
He took his sunglasses off, tucking them into the front of his vest before nodding at Jazz to continue.
"I guess I should start with the big kahuna. I'm not from this dimension."
Truth.
Oh.
"Where I'm from, all humans are quirkless, and ghosts are the ones with superpowers."
Truth. Truth.
Oh shit.
This was not AT ALL how Nezu had expected this conversation to start.
But…then again.
The cogs in Nezu's brain turned.
Old legends about ectoplasm always referred to it as ghost residue.
Nezu suddenly recalled standing next to the vending machines where Hagakure had disappeared, feeling the ectoplasm in the air. He'd wanted to run. Flee. Burrow deep into the ground where the claws of death might not take him. He froze, breath quickening, the visceral reaction reminding him that genetic knowledge was just as important as scientific discovery.
"You think we're stupid enough to believe that?" Aizawa accused, eyes narrow.
"No." Jazz shook her head. "I know I wouldn't. It's mind-bending stuff. But I can't help that my truth is stranger than fiction."
Background bursts of ultrasound interspersed Jazz's words, proving them true. It was, however, intensely grating. Breaking off a second part of his mind to listen for only the infrasound, Nezu resolved to try and tune out the rest of the high pings.
"Aizawa-san, sit down. I have a feeling this is going to be a long story, and I, for one, would like to hear the whole of it."
Aizawa cast an unimpressed look Nezu's way, picking up on his boss' tone. "Kocho-sensei. You can't possibly believe her. There are a million other explanations for what's happening."
Nezu turned to Jazz and inclined his head again. "Ms. Fenton, please go ahead."
With an almost apologetic look for Aizawa, Jazz bombshelled, "Up until seven years ago, I didn't believe in ghosts, either. But then a permanent rift opened between the Infinite Realms—another dimension where ghosts reside—and my hometown."
Infinite Realms, Nezu rolled in his mind.
Sol had mentioned that place. Claimed that Lunch Lady's "haunt" existed there.
Haunt: verb. When a ghost manifests regularly at a particular place.
Nezu felt energy flood his body. But with nowhere for it to go, he simply ached with the urge to use his running wheel.
"Because of that, we came under attack. Plenty of ghosts aren't bad, mind you, but the human world is basically international waters. As you can imagine, troublemakers flocked to a place with no laws."
"Luckily, though, we weren't as defenseless as we thought. A young ghost saw our predicament and used his budding abilities to help protect the people of Amity Park. He gave us enough breathing room to implement our own solution to the problem."
"Ectoplasmic weapons," Nezu clarified, tilting his head to the side and reaching up to rub at the fur on his face.
"Yes," Jazz affirmed, pleased, as if Nezu was her student and had known about a subject they hadn't studied yet. "Among other things. My parents manufacture weapons, but are inventors at their core."
Nezu felt his lip start to twitch up. "I take it the toaster was not intended to fight ghosts?"
"Toaster? Wait—you have our toaster?! Oh my God that's so embarrassing! You didn't make anything with it, did you?" Jazz squeaked, hand reaching up to cover a deep blush.
"I did."
Her head tilted back and she melted into a mortified puddle in her chair. "My dad's got an ego. A lot of the stuff in our house has his face on it," she groaned. "Even the toilet paper."
Nezu felt the smile that'd been creeping up on him break free of his self-control.
"So what does any of this have to do with us? How do you know Hagakure-san?" Aizawa demanded, clearly not as amused as Nezu had let himself become. Even so, he finally walked around the side of the lobby and took a seat near his boss.
Jazz straightened back up in her chair as if Aizawa had flicked her. "Right, sorry. I just wanted to lay some groundwork so you'd better understand everything."
"Let's start with the attacks on UA. Lunch Lady isn't an 'ectoplasmic Nomu', because she's not a Nomu at all. She used to be one of our rogues."
So Nezu was right. Jazz had implied that Lunch Lady was a ghost.
It would have been a farfetched claim had his staff not already hypothesized that Lunch Lady was made of ectoplasm. Flight, telekinesis, permeation and invisibility were also trademark powers of a poltergeist.
…Although, did Ectoplasm-sensei's clones count as ghosts? They were made of ectoplasm.
Was UA perpetually haunted?
Was Lunch Lady immune to Aizawa's quirk because she was a ghost?
Nezu had a million questions swimming in his brain like mackerel chased by dolphins. He didn't dare ask them, however, too afraid to disturb the flow of information.
"Unfortunately for UA, you guys managed to hit the bad-luck jackpot. Granted, it could have been worse—there are plenty of nasty ghosts that even we struggle to handle on occasion—but the second I heard who UA's chef was, I knew exactly why she'd singled you out."
"Which was…?" Aizawa prompted, voice slipping back into a more neutral tone. He must have noticed the same thing Nezu had.
Once again, Jazz had known something that hadn't been released to the public—Lunch Lady's fascination with Lunch Rush.
Well, at least Aizawa didn't seem quite as hostile as earlier. He probably thought that even if he didn't believe Jazz's story, she was revealing information he could pick apart later.
"Ghosts form when enough energy or emotion imprints onto ectoplasm. Mostly this happens when a living creature dies, but they can manifest in other ways, too. During this process, a ghost will often develop what we call an 'obsession'. Sometimes it matures later, but an obsession determines what a ghost will build its identity around for the rest of its existence and what sort of powers it will have."
"I'm telling you this because Lunch Lady's obsession is feeding other people, particularly children. She used to work in a school cafeteria before her death. Her specialty is high calorie, greasy meals, and she thinks red meat is one of the most important foods a person can eat…"
'This lunch room is a disgrace; these children are skin and bones!'
'Without proper nutrition you're weak!'
'They need more MEAT to grow healthy and strong.'
"So her powers center around food because her obsession does…" Nezu breathed.
YOU NEGLIGENT FILM OF SLIME MOLD! HOW DARE YOU STARVE THESE CHILDREN!
"...and Lunch Rush is nearly opposite of everything she stands for."
"Yup. Aaaand his name sounds a lot like hers," Jazz added.
"You claim her obsession is 'feeding', but if that's the case, why did she try to kidnap one of our students?" The accusation was back in Aizawa's voice.
"Did she?" Jazz's brows shot to her hairline before drawing back together, her hand reaching up to curl a finger around her chin as she looked down. Speaking almost to herself, she mused, "Oh, well, I guess that's not totally out of left field. She did that to a couple of kids at Casper High." Her eyes rose, locking with Nezu's own. "Was the student a vegan?"
"Not that I am aware. But Lunch Lady may have thought Ms. Tsunotori too skinny," he amended.
"Definitely sounds like her," Jazz agreed as Aizawa demanded, "What are you talking about, Kocho-san?"
"Do you remember how when Lunch Lady first arrived, Ms. Tsunotori had just spilled her Dr. Salt?"
"Yeah, what about it?" he grumbled.
"Lunch Lady's first words before the conflict were 'Oh no! What a waste. You look like you could have used the extra calories,' " Nezu quoted.
Aizawa's eyes jumped from Nezu's face to Jazz's, then sunk to the floor, a frown twisting his lips.
Probably conflicted by how many things were adding up.
"So who is Technus?" Nezu asked and Jazz froze, face growing pale. "Lunch Lady claimed to not have a portal quirk—uh, ability. But she mentioned that name."
"Oh thank goodness!" Jazz sagged in relief. "I thought you were gonna say he was here, too! That would have been a nightmare."
At Nezu's look, she explained, "Technus can possess and control technology and his ultimate goal is world domination. At home, we fight him with AI infused firewalls that our family friend coded. But it'd be almost impossible to take him on here."
A firewall built specifically to combat technomancers? This family friend must be the infamous "TF".
Nezu glanced at Aizawa, and, knowing his employee as well as he did, could see the other man's anxiety behind his blank expression.
Yes, he agreed. They had been very fortunate to avoid this "Technus". But something else was bugging Nezu. Something even more pressing.
"Based on your reaction, can I assume that you are trapped in our dimension and the ghost creating the portals is not someone you are allied with?"
Jazz winced, looking particularly guilty as she peered at them through squinted eyes. "That…would be the complicated part."
Wednesday, September 19th
4:31 pm
Finding out the multiverse was real hadn't really tripped Shota up—he worked at UA; portals to another dimension were just an average Wednesday for him. What really annoyed him was that this foreigner was trying to explain all her problems away with "ghosts".
…And he was starting to believe her. Tch.
"Sooo. You know that young ghost I mentioned earlier? The one that helped protect my hometown?"
"Yes?" Nezu prodded.
"He's…" Jazz's voice took on a teasing tone. "Special."
It was a good-natured insult, Aizawa knew. The grin threatening to appear on her face and Nezu's polite chuckle were too obvious for it not to be. But he didn't really know enough English to understand why, even with the translator's help. That was Hizashi's department.
"This is no time for jokes," Aizawa grumped. "Get to the point."
Just because he was warming up to "Jazz" didn't mean he would be buddy-buddy with the maybe-villain.
Jazz inspected her nails, then casually dropped, "He's my younger brother." Aqua eyes shot up to hold Aizawa's captive. "That serious enough for you?"
Fuck.
How the hell was he supposed to know that she'd joke about her dead brother?
Shota didn't flinch, but his neutral mask did drop into a grimace. "I'm sorry for your loss."
"He's still around, just—you know—dead and kicking," she ribbed.
He didn't—you know—know. But he also didn't comment this time, opting to keep his mouth shut.
"I'm sorry for your loss as well, Ms. Fenton. If you'd like, I can get us some refreshments before we continue?" Nezu jumped down from his chair, heading to the opposite side of the lobby and leaving Aizawa more alone with Jazz than he wanted to be. "This is the visitor's center; I have coffee, cocoa, tea, milk drinks or even lemonade, if you prefer." The mammal opened a cupboard beneath a self-serve bar, reaching in and grabbing a small bag attached to a string. "I personally find heavy topics go down a bit smoother when paired with a nice cup of Earl Grey."
"No thank you, I appreciate the offer," Jazz deflected as Nezu grabbed a styrofoam cup and filled it from the hot water dispenser. "As you guessed, my brother's name is Danny. And he died when the rift first opened. With all the ectoplasm nearby, and how much emotion was involved, his ghost manifested immediately."
Nezu paused in dunking his tea, a concerned expression on his face, but after a heartbeat he resumed his course and came back to their group at a leisurely pace. Instead of returning to his chair, he placed his steaming cup atop the coffee table and held his arms out to her, head tilted.
Jazz blinked several times, then looked over at Aizawa questioningly.
It was obvious to Shota, who knew how much Nezu enjoyed being held, what the principal was offering, but it was bound to be strange to an outsider.
Still, it was none of his business, so he slid his hands in his pockets and half-shrugged a resigned acceptance before looking away.
Bewildered, Jazz picked up the small animal with utmost care and cuddled his back to her chest.
"I know I set it up to sound like some massive invasion, but those didn't happen until at least a half a year later. Danny had some time to get used to his newfound powers before things got too bad. It took a while for most of the other ghosts to even realize a new portal had formed." Jazz tentatively ran the fingers of her right hand along Nezu's head between his ears. When he didn't object, she started petting him more absentmindedly. "Actually, come to think of it, our first ghost was Lunch Lady, too," she laughed. "Poor Casper High lost all of its stockpiled food to the fight, and us students were picking rotten meat out of everywhere for weeks. It was disgusting." Nose wrinkling, she whined, "I can still smell it if I think too hard."
"Ahh—sorry. I got distracted. What I was saying was that Danny's special because not only did his obsession form later, but he also ended up with one that gives him the potential to grow."
"In all those fights, he finally learned what was most important to him—us. So his core changed to reflect that. No matter how powerful a ghost was that came to attack, he could adapt. He was always gaining new powers and working hard to control them."
Aizawa felt a weight grow in his gut. He didn't like where this was headed.
"Which…is where we're at right now with his new portal ability."
Kami. Fucking. Damnit.
Aizawa turned to Nezu, but found the principal already studying him.
Looked like he might as well mentally prepare for another fucking Problem Student ™.
Wednesday, September 19th
4:56 pm
"So now that you have contact with your family," Nezu confirmed, his little body quivering lightly in Jazz's arms, "would it be possible for us to talk to them as well?"
She had given her audience the Cliffs Notes version of the past few weeks, managing to omit her visit to Lunch Lady, the problem with the Ghost Zone and Danny's status as a halfa through minced words and careful misdirection.
During the conversation, as much energy as Nezu had gained, Aizawa had lost, his blinks growing more and more sluggish. The grumpy man may not have liked what he had learned, but his relief was tangible enough that the tension keeping his body from falling over was slowly losing its death grip on his muscles.
"Well, you could have, if I hadn't lost my bracelet today," Jazz admitted, stomach turning sour at the reminder.
Aizawa's attention refocused, and he suddenly seemed annoyed, pulling eye drops out of his pocket and administering them with sharp movements.
Jazz winced. She knew it didn't look good. It was just another convenient reason why they couldn't talk to the girls. But it wasn't like she'd wanted to lose it. It was really, really bad for her, too!
It just sucked because it sounded like a lie and Danny was gonna lose his mind when he couldn't get a hold of her. She'd ask to go look for it, but the chances of Nezu letting her do that were close to zero.
"What do you mean? Is the bracelet required for communication?" Nezu asked instead of reprimanding, head tilting to look directly up and behind himself at her. "I thought Alastor simply spoke into your mind."
"He does, but he was using a particular ecto-signature that the bracelet emits to find it. Apparently our two dimensions aren't that close together." Jazz sighed and finally put Nezu down, getting up, herself, and walking around the table to allow blood back into her legs.
They'd been here a while.
With a long stretch toward her toes she added, "If I had it, all I'd have to do is wait until a call came in from Danny, and then ask Alastor to add you to the conference. It'd be a little tricky to not talk over each other with Alastor stuck parroting our words in the middle, but not too bad."
Nezu picked up his second cup of tea from the coffee table and hummed as he took a sip, turning toward Aizawa.
Interesting enough, the other man looked affronted.
What did they know?
"Ms. Fenton. If I were to find and return your bracelet to you, would you be willing to stay by my side until your brother called?"
Did Nezu intend to send Aizawa out searching? If so, that explained the teacher's expression. It was exactly how she would now be picturing his face whenever Hagakure told the cat food/futon story.
…Or had they already found the bracelet? Maybe they were even the reason it was missing.
"Of course." Jazz leaned slightly forward, equal parts hopeful and anxious. It wasn't like they were going to let her go anyways, but at least this way she might get a chance to talk with Danny. "If I hadn't been afraid of being labeled a kidnapper or locked away in a lab, I would have come to you guys from the get go." Jazz looked first at Nezu, then Aizawa. "Hagakure-chan adores you both."
Nezu's gaze dropped and he swirled the last of his tea before polishing it off. "Earlier today, a hero found your bracelet at an intersection off Bokeh Street." Cup empty, he scratched a circle into the side with a claw, giving it dangly lines with little shapes attached. "Provided we find a way to establish stable communications with your world and you check in daily, I will let you return to Inko."
His eyes rose to Jazz, but she was too stunned to speak.
With a cheeky grin he pronounced, "Since there doesn't seem to be a villain involved, and you have been highly forthcoming, It seems unfair to keep Midoriya-san from her lessons, wouldn't you agree?"
Jazz finally got her mouth to move and blurted, "Really?!"
Wednesday, September 19th
5:10 pm
Explosions and swearing rocked the house, sloshing Mashirao's soup. It was a good thing that it didn't spill over the sides, however, because it would have gotten all over his robotics homework and possibly even the fabric of the kotatsu table he sprawled under.
"They're quite the lively bunch, aren't they?" His sister asked, filling the next break between yells.
"Bakugo-kun's always been a handful, but I didn't know his mom was where he got it from."
The poor fennec fox hybrid had been forced to stuff her sensitive ears with cotton, and Mashirao felt bad.
"Like I said. You can go back home if you want. I'll be okay now," he promised.
He would. Hagakure was safe. Even if she wasn't here.
Ojiro had actually thrown up when he'd gotten the news, and then ugly-cried into Hound Dog's coat.
It was super embarrassing, but at least they'd been alone.
His teachers were working on an actual solution to bring Toru-chan home. Even if he didn't know a ton of details, Nezu was very confident in the direction the faculty were headed and currently had someone in custody. Inui-sensei seemed to think they may even make contact with Toru-chan soon.
It was more than he could have hoped for.
A small, gentle smile graced Mashirao's lips as he stared down at his soup.
But then another crash sounded from next door and it turned lopsided.
Moment ruined.
Sharing a look with his sister, she hastily covered her ears with her hands and closed her eyes tight.
"KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE!" Mashirao bellowed, howl tearing through the other noise with the presence of a falling tree.
There was a moment of silence, then, "Katsuki, look what you did! Is that any way to treat your—"
More crashes sounded and a "Stop it, Old Hag!" screeched from somewhere near their neighbor's living room.
Several drops of embarrassed sweat beaded on Mashirao's forehead.
"I'm really sorry, Kazuko."
"You're fine; it's not your fault." Bluntly changing the subject, she asked, "So how was school today? I heard my little baby bro blew some stuff up with bombs. Did you have fun?"
Oh yeah. Chemistry. Ugh.
"It wasn't my fault! I got paired with Mei-san!"
His expression must have been something else because his sister giggled.
Lips pinching into an offended scowl, Mashirao fake-whined, "You're mean. Maybe I should tell Iida-kun. I bet he'd love to find out what you're really like."
Mashirao made a show of reaching for his phone that chilled on the couch at his back.
"Don't you dare!" Kazuko exclaimed, cheeks suddenly flush as she sprang at his hand from her place actually on the sofa.
Laughing, he pushed off the heated table's comforter skirt and used his tail to pop to his feet, cell held high out of her reach. She frantically climbed up his much taller body, open mouth resembling a squiggly oval.
And people thought he was the monkey.
Even though it'd been five days since she'd gotten here, yesterday had been the first chance he'd had to introduce Kazuko to 1A. Between transferring to support, moving them into the duplex and meeting with Inui-sensei, he'd been too swamped.
But still, when he'd finally gotten to, it'd been the funniest thing he'd ever seen.
His older sister—the famously composed and reserved heir of the Ojiro household—had a full-on meltdown upon meeting Iida-kun for the first time. He'd never seen her so star-struck. It was like she'd been expecting snot-nosed children, and had found an otokomae.
Her positively smitten expression was one he'd never forget. And it paired so well in his memory with Iida-kun's completely oblivious one.
Now that he didn't have the weight of Toru-chan's fate hanging over him, he was able to take on the task of relentlessly teasing his sister.
"Ouch!"
Did she bite him?!
"Okay, okay! I'll stop!" he chuckled and took a quick peek at the notification banners in his outstretched hand.
His sister shoved his side hard, and he staggered, before she stalked back to her position on the sofa, tan tail bristling. Settling daintily in her grey hoodie and sweatpants, she fixed him with a mopy, copper-eyed glare.
Grin sheepish and watching her closely for signs of attack, he lowered himself onto the vacant side of the couch.
It was time for a break anyways and he needed to check his phone. The group chat was going crazy.
Scrolling to the top to catch up on all the messages he'd missed, his smile faded and he felt jealousy squeeze his heart.
1A had done a hurricane simulation today.
He'd missed seeing Sero-kun's wet tape splat Tokoyami-kun in the face and Uraraka-san's anti-gravity ragdoll Midoriya-kun in the high winds.
Continuing down, he realized what had caused the newest influx of messages.
It was another check-in day for what they'd found on Lunch Lady. Only this time, everyone was fired up. Knowing Toru-chan was alive had pushed the class into a frenzy.
Lunch Lady definitely had a food theme going on, so Sato-kun had looked into chef and restaurant gossip. Momo-chan was still searching for clues through her household staff, and Iida through his brother. As Midoriya-kun had suspected, Koda-kun's animals were unwilling to track ectoplasm, and they no longer avoided any specific areas nearby, so his quirk had turned into a dead end. Kirishima-kun was too busy to do anything at all with his construction duties.
Ojiro made his way through the reports, not particularly concerned after what Hound Dog had told him. He did, however, notice the timestamps matched up perfectly with the hissy fit next door.
So much for Bakugo's cold and disinterested act. He clearly didn't like their lack of progress.
A new message buzzed and Mashirao read on with interest.
Pinkie Puff Pastry
Guuuuyz!
IGoT A HIT!
!
Some1 i follow on tweeter posted this
tweeter.com/K-popRevolution/status/875021013381238784
Seeing the username in the link, Mashirao felt dubious, but he clicked it open anyways.
Apparently K-popRevolution was the name of a breakdance group.
In this twit, they all posed dramatically on a set of stairs, trying to look tough with sandwiches in hand.
They failed. Hardcore.
Suppressing secondhand embarrassment, Mashirao looked at the text below the picture instead, which he could tell was gonna be just as cringey by the format alone.
Lit old green lady brought ya bois sum snacks and they be tasty af, yo!
Big shout out to r new fan, fr fr! 🙌
Perfect end 2 a perfect EXO Monster routine!
See u all in the finals next wk!
He got why Mina had sent it, but also.
A new text popped up and Mashirao choked on his spit.
Cherry Vanilla Snow Cone
Yeah, that.
Wednesday, September 19th
8:24 pm
Nezu was wired and finally taking it out on his running wheel. He naturally became active at dawn and dusk, so add in all the information he'd just absorbed, and he needed to run.
As promised, Jazz was nearby. But instead of sticking her nose in a book as expected, she'd actually chosen to use the elliptical. Long hair tied back in a loose pony-tail, she sweated it out in one of UA's spare tracksuits.
The gym was packed with teenagers, but the adults were left alone, the students plenty committed to their activities.
At the moment, Nezu and Jazz awaited contact from her younger brother.
Danny would most likely get a hold of her at night, but it depended on their intermediary's personal schedule. The radio ghost was actually fairly busy—apparently his boss, John Pershing, was a big-shot military general that joint-ruled a large sector of the Infinite Realms.
Once the call did come in, Nezu not only wanted to talk with Hagakure-san but also schedule a time for Maijima-sensei to link up with the Fenton parents. He was hoping to duplicate the ecto-beacon for Jazz to use, as Nezu wouldn't be returning her bracelet. Then, maybe from there, they could start work on a direct means of communication.
He wasn't so cruel as to cut Jazz off from her family, but despite everything, they still didn't know how Detnerat fit into all of this. As much as he trusted Jazz, he wasn't naive. She had kept her trip north a secret, and they still weren't sure who had edited her from the traffic cameras. Keeping her gadgets at UA and having a tail continue to watch her at all times was the bare minimum of safety measures his cynicism would allow.
Breathing hard, Nezu noticed Jazz's steps falter, before she promptly turned his way.
Nodding back, he looked down at his front paws. Rather than slow his pace gradually, he opted to take the fun way out.
He latched onto the bars during his next lunge and held tight, feeling the weight of his stomach careen forward as he flew back and turned upside down. The world blurred and a startled laugh pricked his ears as he spun inside the impromptu centrifuge.
About twenty seconds later it came to a stop and he stumbled out, the ground shifting beneath him. Pretending that what he'd done wasn't totally ridiculous, he calmly asked, "Ms. Smith, would you mind carrying me to my office? It's on the floor just above this one."
With a highly amused grin, Jazz bent over and picked him up, placing him on her shoulders. Holding his feet to either side of her neck as if Nezu was a toddler, she started towards the door.
Wednesday, September 19th
8:27 pm
What?! Danny shouted internally, sorry for Alastor but so angry he couldn't help it. You went to UA?! WHY?! You knew how dangerous that was! What were you thinking?! Over.
I was thinking that there was a kid here who was having a mental breakdown because of us, and I could help him. Inko-san asked for the favor, Jazz defended. It was her friend's son. Over.
Danny rubbed at his forehead, hand slicking through his hair.
He should have known. Being too responsible had always been Jazz's greatest weakness. If UA had gone after her, she would have fought tooth and nail not to be found. But leave a broken kid in her path and she'd always stop to help, regardless of how much it screwed her over. Danny was a prime example of that—she'd lost a lot of sleep for him in their teenage years.
Still annoyed, but slightly less bitter, he sighed, So what's the damage? I assume that if you're talking to me things are at least somewhat okay? Over.
Yeah. They went great, actually. Almost too well. But I think it's because they'd already done so much investigative research before we talked. My story must have filled in a lot of blanks for them.
But hold on, before we continue, can you grab the girls? Nezu wants to talk to them and we're almost to his office. Telepathic voice changing inflection, Jazz requested, Alastor, I'm physically touching someone who wants to join our call. Can you add him in? Over.
Frowning at how quickly Jazz had managed to sidestep a tonguelashing, Danny gave a begrudging nod to the group next to him. The girls exchanged a look at his mood—well, Kamada did, anyway, Hagakure probably returned it(?)—before their attention moved over to Alastor.
The World War I veteran paused in his curious inspection of the FentonWorks lab equipment. Eyes closing, he placed a hand over the top left pocket of his wool jacket. (Of the four on his front, that one was closest to his core.) His glow brightened slightly, and suddenly Danny could feel several more minds press against his own.
Kore wa tote—daijoubu de—koemasu ka? This is ver—supposed to fee—ear me?
Danny felt slightly sick from the sudden discourse of three inflections mishmashed into one foreign sentence. It stopped almost immediately, clearly affecting the speakers as well.
"Heavens to Besty!" Alastor grumbled both aloud and mentally. "Quit your chatter and listen good. Ya can't be stepping all over each other like that. It sounds like a swarm of cicadas. Take turns, and end your transmissions with 'Over.' "
"Now if ya want to speak, and someone's already talkin', picture a raised hand and I'll do the rest. Over."
Alastor gave Kamada and Hagakure a stern look as the Gabber app relayed his words. His crossed arms, fold-edged army cap and golden-tan uniform—its sleeve emblazoned with an orange pentagon holding five silver fleur-de-lis—made him feel like a drill sergeant staring down new troops.
The girls squirmed in place and the corners of Danny's mouth ticked up despite himself. Then, a pressure appeared in one of the minds touching Danny's own, and Alastor announced, Transmission from Jasmine, go ahead. Over.
Danny, Nezu can speak English really well, but the girls won't have a translator. Maybe we should jump off the call for now so they can catch up in Japanese. We can always get back on later. Over.
Biting the back of his lip with a canine, Danny imagined himself with his hand up.
Transmission from Daniel, go ahead. Over.
Nezu. Before I get off, I'd like to at least say I'm sorry. Danny felt two minds press harder against his own and he was sure it was the girls from their sour faces in person. He gestured for them to wait because he didn't want to be yelled at before he'd even finished. I'll introduce myself properly when I get back, but I understand how many issues I've caused you and your school.
You won't hear me say, "I don't expect you to forgive me," because that's way too cringey and Hagakure-chan might shoot me with the Fenton Foamer if I do. Instead I'll promise that I'm working hard on a solution and will return the girls to you as soon as I can. They're in good hands, so please take care of my sister for me. Over.
In the background, Danny could hear Haru whisper in Japanese to Toru. Probably explaining what he'd said.
Transmission from Hagakure, go ahead. Over.
Sore wa tashikada! Watashi wa machigainaku Foamer o tsukamudeshou! That's for sure! I'll definitely grab the Foamer! Toru threatened. Over.
Foamer was the only word he'd understood of the Japanese, but he knew it was a threat from Alastor's tone. Sticking his tongue out at Hagakure, Danny waited for Alastor to speak again.
Transmission from Kamada, go ahead. Over.
Oh. I don't need my turn anymoru. I can wait. Passu—Eto, Over.
Transmission from Nezu, go ahead. Over.
Mr. Fenton. While things have been fairly hectic over here, I don't blame you at all. From what I've heard, you seem to be quite the exemplary young man.
Of course I'll take good care of Jasmine; she has helped us even when it was to her disadvantage.
Now, in the interest of speeding things up, I'd like to officially extend an offer of support from UA. Training pesky quirks is our specialty, after all. Over.
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Notes:
-This chapter I had a bit of fun with NDSeaborne and NightcoreQueen in the discord. They both really inspired me to try and have some fun with a couple of the scenes. And since we were in a nice little lull in the story I figured why the hell not? The idea that Nezu crawls around in the vents to spy on UA teachers is Nightcore’s idea. But I just was dying because I just kept imagining this giant network of tunnels in the vents built like hamster enrichment tubes. Nezu’s just up there like “This is for the children. It has nothing to do with my own personal enrichment. Nothing” *Proceeds to scamper around the tubes with the zoomies.*
-This very same duo also came up with something based in this chapter that is a very fun idea based on the fact that Nezu drives powerwheels to get across campus. We’ve decided he has a full fleet of different kinds of cars. And at some point it’d be really funny if the UA kids decided to race them.
-NDSeaborne made art! They decided to draw the scene where Nezu and Aizawa show up in the Panther *cough*Jaguar*cough* to the meeting with Jazz! I loved the lineart so I asked if I could color it!
-Nightcorequeen also made art of the racing scene we brainstormed up!
-genelife is a real dna lab in japan. But apparently it’s not common to look at your dna because people are worried about finding out they came from a family that is looked down upon in history or something?
-I came up with the go-karts riders on the street because I just visited Japan and had the pleasure of riding them myself! They were really fun and a lot of pedestrians tried to take pictures of us as we passed lol.
-Takeshita is the hero with bamboo on his head from the gentle criminal arc flashback. He was danjiro tobita's classmate who didn't remember him.
-NDSeaborne came up with Astral the Projection Hero. He can make astral projections similar to what danny can do with his clones, except the projection is always invisible and not sentient on its own. Only the body or projection can perceive things at any given time, so if the projection goes out of sight of the body he has to choose which sees things. Neither body can see during the split second he switches views between the two.
Also the projection can carry things as long as it isn’t too heavy.
NDSeaborne also made concept art of Astral!
-Quick correction from last chapter. Yuikitada is not a ward. It is a subsection of Shimizu ward, I think it’s a district but I’m not sure. I switched it out in the last chapter to be more accurate.
-"if you gossip" (the subject will appear).
-Kocho-sensei means Mr. Principal. Since Nezu is speaking to Jazz in English, he introduces himself with the english version.
-Helena Carter is the actress known for her mentally unhinged roles like Bellatrix Lastrange in harry potter, the woman innkeeper from Les Miserables and various others roles in Johnny depp/tim burton movies
-When nezu pauses in his walk with the tea, looking concerned, it is because Tsukauchi had pressed both the true AND false buttons when Jazz said “he died when the rift first opened”
-aizawa keeps being affronted every time the bracelet is mentioned because he’s thinking of how he’s gonna have to deal with Astral, who did a good job by noticing and collecting the bracelet before it could get lost
-the cat food futon story is something NDSeaborne and I came up. Since Hagakure canonically loves pranks, at Denki and Mina’s request she used her invisibility to repeatedly leave cat food (of the same brand Aizawa uses to feed strays) under his futon on the floor in his room for over a week.. It drove him nuts because he was sure he didn’t leave any in his pockets, and the only thing he could think of was that a cat was somehow breaking into his room at night, trying to feed him back. He never did find out it was his students. But every time he laid down, unless he checked first to remove it, he could feel the mound lifting up his futon in just that one spot. And sometimes it crunched
-tsukauchi’s quirk is heavily implied but not outright said in canon (his code name’s True Man). In my version, it depends on the person's perception of the truth. If someone is under mind control and believe they are telling a lie, but tell the truth, it will read as a lie even though it’s the truth and vice versa. Also, He has to be within hearing range, and doesn’t transfer to video or audio. That’s why he was hiding outside. Using ductwork, he was able to listen in.
-mice are more active at dawn and dusk.
-https://www.pritzkermilitary.org/explore/wwi/key-people John Pershing was the General of the Armies for the US in WW1 and led the American Expeditionary Force. He was unfortunately known for tactics that, while aggressive and often led to his victory, were speculated to have much higher casualties of his troops than necessary.
Chapter 22: A Stereotypical Training Montage
Notes:
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I have also decided to eliminate cross-posting. It is just too much trying to cover 4 different sites to post chapters, so Ao3 will now be the dedicated site.
Author's Note:
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All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
Henceforth:
Translated Japanese will be Midoriya Green instead of bolding.
English that a Japanese character does not understand will be Ice Core Blue instead of underlined.
Translated Esperanto will be Wulf's Face Grey.
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Thursday, September 20th
6:46 am
“These look like the right stairs.”
Two highschoolers stared down an overpass pedestrian bridge, judging the three by ten meter monstrosity from their spot inside an equally grand city park. The first boy leaned forward, shoulder-length, hickory hair falling over one slanted eye. Thinking little of it, he blew it back into place, the thin strands settling precariously atop a triangular head.
“And you’re sure this time?” his companion grumped back, attitude and looks somehow more suave despite them wearing identical coin-grey polo shirts and dark brown trousers.
It was the second boy's unzipped black raincoat, gelled, wild-topped crew cut, pleasant face and sharp eyes that truly set him apart. If Triangle Head was made to play comic relief in some sitcom, Crew Cut should be smoking a back-alley cigarette after a hard day modeling. It was crazy they were roughly the same age.
“It has to be ; I mean look at the pic he sent us!” Sitcom shoved a phone in Model Boy’s face, then gestured between it and a small cluster of bush-like oaks crowding the side of the cement staircase. “That's the same tree!”
After a quick glance, the complainer just sighed. “Sure, sure. Whatever you say, Nagai. Just hurry up and look around so we can head to class. I don’t want to get held back; Toteki-sempai made it sound like a lot of work.”
“C’mon, Kemuri; don’t be like that! You know Katsuki never asks us for stuff anymore.”
“Yeah, because he’s too important to hang with us ‘extras’ now that he’s some hot-shot at UA," the newly dubbed “Kemuri'' declared flatly, shrugging on his hood as the late summer humidity turned into a slight drizzle. Hands sliding into nylon-coated pockets, he started walking, surveying a hundred meter field on his left for signs of life. When the drizzle gained intensity, he scowled, pace quickening.
“That's not fair; you know UA's in lockdown,” Nagai refuted, seeing his friend’s expression. “He’s not like Tsubasa; he’s still in the group chat. Besides, you know how much he hates to ask for help. I bet if we threaten to squeal, we could make him play Call of Honor with us.”
“Do you want to die?” Kemuri finally laughed, but waited as his friend dug into a backpack, grabbing a bundle of silky red fabric before jogging to catch up. “He specifically said if we told anyone we were out here he’d kill us. Either you’re fearless or an idiot…You know what my bet’s on.”
“Psh. Katsuki’s all hot air,” Nagai deflected, opening his folding umbrella to cover them both. “I’m sure he misses us just as much as we miss him. Plus, it's hilarious when he gets riled up.”
“I take it back. You're not an idiot; you're a masochist.” Head shaking and smile amused, Kemuri continued on, ignoring Nagai's whined protests.
Following the grassy field along the path to its end, they descended a few steps into a huge, paved area skirted by small walls. A full-length, bright yellow coat stood out against the light grey cement, drawing their attention to someone near the edge of the courtyard. An umbrella covered most of the person’s head and shoulders, dyed nearly the same shade of black as the polished, volcanic rock in front of her.
Walking around until they could see past the umbrella, Nagai and Kemuri checked her face. It was aged and homely, the grandma's fern-like hair a soft, mossy color. Her eyes, which stared intently at the art installation's chiseled lighting scars, were hazel, wrinkles sprouting about their edges.
“Aww maaaaaan,” Nagai groaned as Kemuri just got out his phone and texted, sry bro. not your green lady. chlorophyll quirk or something. better luck next time~
Kemuri waited, then snickered when a string of expletives assaulted the group chat.
Bending at the waist, Nagai looked up at Kemuri with a mischievous smile, slanted stare and long, straight teeth resembling a Scraptly after a successful Taunt. “Who’s the masochist now?”
“Yeah, yeah.”
Eyes rolling, Kemuri fought the smirk.
Thursday, September 20th
1:06 pm
Nezu walked down the halls of UA, taking a familiar path to 1A’s homeroom. He wanted to catch the class before lunch ended, since they were due to change locations for hero studies soon.
Paws behind back in a posture befitting an administrator and tail swinging in time to a hummed tune, Nezu knocked on the door. As he waited, chatter and light bickering filtered in from the class beyond—Sato, Sero and Tokoyami at the head of the discussion, based on the voices. After a moment it slid open, and Aizawa’s tired face greeted Nezu. Wordless, the educator turned on the ball of his foot and strolled back inside.
For the first time in weeks, Aizawa didn't give off the vibe of an Antolian Shepherd facing down a pack of coyotes and Nezu could see it was having a profound effect on his class. They knew something was up. Small whispers spread like flames across a dry field at the sight of Nezu, and the principal smiled gently. In contrast, their teacher barked, “Quiet! Kocho-sensei has an announcement.”
Things stilled as Nezu pattered toward the center podium and Aizawa wheeled a blue chair to the mammal’s side. Climbing onto it, Nezu stood and faced the class, watching them nearly vibrate in the silence.
“I will start by asking you to contain yourselves and maintain inside voices. This is a secret only your class will know.” Pausing to look every student in the eyes at least once, Nezu disclosed, “We’ve made contact with Hagakure-san.” He stopped again to let another wave of voracious whispers sweep by and shake his head slightly at a raised hand. “We still don’t know how long it will take to bring her home, but I’m very optimistic that it could be within the next month or two. She is currently safe, and we don’t foresee that changing. Getting her back is a logistical issue rather than a combative one.”
Iida’s hand rose again, fast as lightning, and this time Nezu inclined his head, causing everyone to focus in.
“Yes, Iida-kun?”
“Will we be able to talk to her?!” The speedster exclaimed, gripping the edge of his desk to keep from chopping hands.
Of course. A difficult query right off the bat.
Using one of Maijima's inventions, ecto-beacons, and insightful tips from Alastor and the Fentons, UA had managed to cobble together something resembling a radio system this morning. The ability to broadcast in a way that could cross dimensions without needing to connect with the Ghost Zone was key. So, with the ecto-beacon as their “fire”, UA could now send “smoke signals” to other dimensions by cutting the broadcast at predetermined intervals. Sending documents—technical or otherwise—back and forth was now possible via ones and zeros, and if Maijima finished fine-tuning the software today as planned, UA would be able to shape that signal like grooves in a vinyl record. Verbal conversation was but a heartbeat away.
Unfortunately, that didn't mean 1A would have access to that technology. It was best not to let news of another dimension leak. Even under strict instruction to keep quiet, highschoolers were still highschoolers.
Forcing himself to maintain a pleasant demeanor and expression, he answered, “Not at the moment, no. The situation is a bit delicate, so we wish to proceed with caution until all parties involved can be fully protected.”
“Wait, so she's still in danger?” Brow furrowing, Tsuyu spread long fingers across her desk, avoiding an unopened bottle of tea—the only thing left of a katsudon lunch—as she pushed herself straighter in her chair. “I thought you said it was just an issue of getting her home, kero.”
“Hagakure-san isn't in danger,” Nezu acknowledged, “but the people helping her require anonymity for their own safety.”
Jazz in particular.
With communication established, she'd gone back to Inko under the guise of an independent contract worker for UA.
(It was a great way to make daily check-ins inconspicuous and give Nezu an excuse to extend Jazz a small stipend, something the redhead had insisted he deposit directly onto Inko's personal IC card.)
Nezu might not know everything just yet—Jazz was definitely hiding something—but he couldn't help but feel secure in his decision to trust her. Still, he had staked UA's reputation on a gut feeling, and if anyone with ill-intent found out about her brother or family, things could go downhill very quickly for all of them. Not just in the public eye, but villain-wise, too.
“Dude, that sucks!” Denki huffed. “I mean I get it, but it feels like we've been cheated!”
“Get used to it, Kaminari-kun,” Kirishima sighed commiseratingly, crossed arms sliding forward on his desk to pillow a cheek as he looked sideways at the yellow haired boy.
“Sometimes modular operations are required to maintain a mission's integrity,” Momo softened from far behind them, her smile sad, yet encouraging, when they both glanced back.
“Well said, Yaoyorozu-san,” Nezu praised. “Being a hero is about more than just landing a solid punch. Discretion is key in our line of work.”
Denki's face just scrunched and he directed his voice forward. “Uhh…plain Japanese?”
Uraraka—now in Ojiro's old chair one spot up—realized he was talking to her and filled in, “If too many people know everything about a plan, it's bound to get leaked and ruined. Sometimes, it's better to have heroes only know the parts that relate directly to them. That way, if anyone's compromised, things can still work.”
“Well yeah, I get that .”
“Then why'd you ask?” Kyoka teased, watching him squirm with a sly smile.
“I thought Momo-chan added something else! Like, you know,” Kaminari's cheeks bloomed red and his eyes slid away as his hand swept the air, “in all her profound, Momo-chan wisdom!”
Everyone laughed while the electric boy sagged, sulking.
Nezu cleared his throat, regaining their attention. “Getting back to the topic at paw… Although what I can tell you is limited, I will try my best to answer any questions you may have.”
Searching the crowd, he could see a thousand in Midoriya's eyes alone, but the boy didn't raise his hand. Probably intending to ask All Might for specific information later, unaware that with Inko involved, even that well would soon run dry.
“Todoroki-kun?”
“Is there anything we can do to help?”
“Just continue as you have.” Nezu pinned the class with an all-knowing stare, his smile bright and cheerful.
“By the way, Ashido-san. Kusano-san sends her regards.” Everyone looked confused, particularly Mina, who mouthed “Kusano-san?”, until Nezu winked and finished with, “She was quite embarrassed to learn that you were looking to thank her for ‘feeding the arts’.”
When guilty expressions spread like dandelions, Nezu clarified, “If you come across any more relevant information, please inform the faculty immediately so that we can investigate as well.”
No reason to deter them from keeping an eye out. Not when it was Ojiro's tips that had finally cracked the case.
“Just be careful that others don't see where your gaze leads and follow it. In our line of work, sleuthing undetected is a very valuable skill. So much so that I've arranged for that to be the focus of your next class.”
More excited murmurs, then another hand shot up.
“Sero-kun.”
“What about lockdown?”
“Lockdown will remain in place as a safety precaution, but will lift as soon as Hagakure-san returns.”
The explosion of sound was cacophonous, likely heard by every class in the corridor.
A fine reminder of why he wouldn't be telling a room full of teenagers about the multiverse.
Paws parallel to the horizon, Nezu pushed down several times, a smile threatening to commandeer his lips as he shhh’d the kids.
Friday, September 21th
2:21 am
As tired as Aizawa was, he had to sneak in as much computer time as possible. Nezu was demanding tomorrow—er, today—be a sleep day, and the underground hero only had a few hours left to power research before the principal came by for another check-in.
Aizawa tsked.
Every day Mori-san spent missing greatly decreased the man’s likelihood of ever coming back. And without Hagakure’s well-being hanging around his neck like a well-tied noose, he could devote his entire mind to the case. If only Nezu would leave him alone.
Wait. What was that?
Shota opened a file dated for the tenth of September, one he knew for a fact hadn’t been in the Hero Network’s folder prior.
A KachiKachi?
Someone still used that ridiculous app? It was on the verge of death when Aizawa was still in school.
How did the investigation team even find this video? #daytrip? #newpants? #best jeanist’s gonna be jello? What the fuck was this? Who tagged like that?
When it finally loaded, Aizawa groaned. Of course it was a fifty-something-year-old man. Six legs aside, this had to be related to that stupid, self-repairing denim.
As the guy bent over in front of Detnerat, making sexy poses in his new jeans and sporting a plumber’s crack wider than the Ryuokyo Canyon, Aizawa’s nose crinkled.
Except wait.
Shota paused the KachiKachi just as the man started his next pose—the splits, to Aizawa's utmost dismay—and focused hard on the background. Someone had just left the alley behind Detnerat. Someone with distinctive, ash-blonde hair spiking out of a pulled up, oversized hoodie. Based on their build, the figure was either a man or bulky woman with some kind of body-enhancement quirk.
Aizawa’s eyes narrowed, and he minimized the HN browser. Opening LookOut instead, he scrolled down to a light grey email from two weeks ago.
Non-Local and Underground Hero Investigation Request
It was rare for Nighteye to ask anyone for help, so Aizawa hadn’t deleted it. Even swamped with work, who knew when he might come across something that had to do with the other hero’s case?
Like now.
Aizawa skipped forward in the page, bypassing several mugshots until he found the one he wanted.
Image from My Hero Academia Wiki
Joi Iranaka. Shie Hassaikai, general manager.
“We are investigating these and other yakuza for possible involvement in the Fat Gum/Quirk Loss incident. As of now we have[…]”
Not bothering to read the rest again, Aizawa clicked “reply” and started tapping away.
A bunch of mobsters were about to learn a very important lesson about pissing him off.
Friday, September 21th
4:49 pm
Hagakure sat on a coral-colored bed, glaring down at a Jack Fenton action figure like it had spit on her salted fish. She leaned slightly forward, cheeks turning red as first his little gloved hand, and then orange arm distorted. Watching them turn the same shade of pink as the carpet below—despite retaining an obvious limb-shape—she let out an explosive breath and collapsed backward into a pillow, arms thrown up.
Thwack.
“Itai!” she hissed, grabbing her hand back from the wall beyond the headboard and quickly holding it to her chest.
Ugh. Maybe it was time for a break.
Hagakure got up and left the room, shaking her fingers as she went. Leaving the second floor, she stopped on the first for a quick snack. On one of the kitchen counters was a little plastic container with a stack of seaweed paper inside. Hesitating not at all and grin wide, she shoved several sheets in her mouth like an overzealous hamster.
The Fentons had found a huge multipack at Dominick's, and she’d been scarfing it down for two days now. They’d gotten “Japanese food” at a few teriyaki places since she’d been here, but none of it had tasted anything like the stuff back home. Truth be told, she’d gained five pounds and was already sick to death of the rich American food.
Wishing she could just have some decent broiled mackerel and plain white rice, she grabbed a glass of water and headed to the basement.
Getting through the lock with a piped “Toru,” she started down the steps, sounds and voices now floating up to her from below.
“Uchkh! Not again!”
Apparently she wasn't the only one having trouble.
Next time, focus only on the starting point. Your eyes are so intent on the horizon that you do not see the rock that turns your foot, a familiar meat grinder voice grated from atop a worktable, making use of the new radio Maijimi-sensei had devised. A second later, that very same device translated the words to English.
“What do you mean, Ectoplasm-sensei?” Kamada asked before Danny even could, having listened in on the conversation while doing her own thing at a workbench nearby. In her hands were several wires linked to a jumble of spare parts that Toru could only guess the function of.
It wasn't surprising that Haru-chan was interested in Danny's lesson. Learning how quirks functioned and could be improved upon was a big part of her intended field.
Danny-san has learned how to open a portal on command, Ectoplasm replied. He did this by building a strong foundation through repetition, correct?
“Yeaaah,” Danny answered suspiciously. It was clear by his tone that the session hadn’t been going all that well, and he was comfortable enough with Ectoplasm to know that it was okay to let a little frustration out.
Toru supposed it had been a few hours since she'd left them down here to do her own training—plenty of time for him to get fed up.
She should probably warn Danny that Present Mic wouldn't put up with whiners, though, or his ears might just bleed during tomorrow's lesson.
Then why are you trying to control where the end of your portal spawns and not the beginning? Ectoplasm’s voice recaptured Toru's attention. You’re trying to build a bridge by laying the first brick high in the air and getting upset when it falls to the earth. Start by making the portal closest to you appear where you wish. Being able to see what you are working on and not worrying about where it lets out may bring you better luck. I suspect you are currently trying to control two locations simultaneously. The first portal always appears next to you, likely due to some subconscious mechanism, and is taking a part of your focus that you don’t notice to be missing.
“Oh!” Danny flexed his left hand, watching the glove wrinkle through slightly squinted eyes. “I didn’t even think about that…” he breathed, barely loud enough for the Gabber to pick up, but without the tension threading his earlier words. A new portal winked into existence shortly after, but judging by how the squint instantly sharpened into a glare, it hadn’t been where he’d intended.
Toru laughed at his sour expression, getting the attention of the lab and causing Jack to pop up with the enthusiasm of an early-spring Crocus. “Hagakure-san! Come over here!” he called, hands waving in a frantic motion that she was still getting used to—Americans beckoned with their palms up, not down. The invisible girl picked up the pace, careful not to spill her water as she hopped over a stray power cord.
Whatever had Jack that excited had to be good.
“What’s up?” she asked as Maddie pushed out of the stool next to her husband’s. Toru had a pretty good idea what they were gonna say, as they’d commandeered her jumpsuit just this morning, but still.
“We got the heating elements and GPS tracker installed,” Maddie confirmed to Toru’s delight, but then Jack blurted, “And added somethin’ extra!” Bouncing from foot to foot in sheer exuberance, he only stopped when Maddie elbowed him in the side, her own grin fighting not to show.
Suspicious. Very suspicious.
Hagakure couldn’t get the jumpsuit on fast enough. Setting down her glass, she bolted to the small half bath off the side of the lab and slammed the door behind her.
With a wince at the loud bang , she shed her clothes and threw on the suit, catching a bit of skin in the zipper on the way up. Stifling a curse, she was back out the door in record time, sliding to a stop in front of the Fenton parents only a few seconds later.
Danny snorted and teased, “Careful, Hagakure-chan. You never know when an upgrade might just blow up in your face.”
Toru stuck her tongue out at him—not that he could see it—and spent a solid three seconds praying hard that a kitsune (or even a tricky ghost) would hit Danny's suit and force it to inflate.
Pouting when nothing happened—the comedic timing would have been perfect—she turned back to Jack and Maddie. “So what’d you change?”
Maddie waved her forward and Hagakure leaned in.
“Mads, let me do it!” Jack barked and the mother retracted her hand, looking up and to the side at him, eyebrows crinkled slightly and mouth twitching in fond amusement.
“Fine, fine. Hagakure-chan, there’s a button in your collar. Jack’s gonna press it, kay, Sweetie?”
“Yep!”
“Sweet!” Jack wasted no time, huge hand flying toward her neck. Glad that Maddie had given her fair warning, Hagakure tried to look down at the fabric below her chin with limited success.
Ker-chick.
So…nothing felt different? Was there supposed to be—NO WAY!
She couldn’t see the collar anymore. Or her torso.
Hagakure held up her glove and DIDN’T SEE IT EITHER.
She was definitely still wearing the jumpsuit—it slid silky against her skin as she did several experimental lunges and turns across the room—but it was totally invisible!
“IT WORKED! HA! TOLD YA, MADS!”
“Yes, Jack, I can see that. Now can you please quiet down a bit?”
Jack noticed his wife’s hands covering her ears, her face scrunched up in a wince, so he winced back.
“Sorry, Hotcakes.”
“Dude, that’s sick!” Danny exclaimed, abandoning his practice to zip roughly her way, legs merging into a ghostly tail as he went.
For weeks Toru’d been trying very hard not to think about what that looked like under the suit—it was an intrusive thought she just could NOT shake—so when Kamada scrambled over with a “How does it work?!” the UA teen’s eyes and brain jumped ship faster than an escaping fish.
“Well, since we don’t really get Hagakure-san’s powers, we figured we wouldn’t even try to copy ‘em!” Jack bellowed. “We’re geniuses with ghost gear, so why try so hard? This here is 100% bonafide ecto-invisibility.” Slamming a hand down on Toru’s shoulder—only, without even her clothes to locate her, he hadn’t seen her move. His hand missed and slapped his own thigh, much to his chagrin and Hagakure’s relief.
Jack’s back pats hurt.
“Whoops! Looks like it worked a little too well,” he guffawed, and everyone else in the room joined in. Now, whether they laughed at or with Jack, that depended on the person.
Ah, Danny-san. I am sorry to interrupt a joyous occasion, but it is five pm and I have a dentist appointment to get to.
Dentist appointment? Ectoplasm-sensei? Picturing his teeth made several drops of sweat bead on Toru's forehead. Okay, yeah. Who knew what kind of care those massive chompers required. Maybe she’d ask next time he called if she remembered.
But before I go, I’m going to switch off with someone who has been patiently awaiting a chance to talk.
Oh? Who could that be? They weren’t allowed to interact with that many people right now. Even her parents had barely made the restricted list.
The swing of a door and the tap tap tap tap of footsteps sounded in the background before a hesitant, Toru-chan? came over the speakers. Hagakure’s stomach went skydiving just to immediately deploy its parachute.
That was—
“Mashirao-kun!” she shouted, breaking out in tears. Her throat swelled, and she choked out her next words, “How are you? Are you okay?”
Me?! What about you! You’re the one who’s m-ISSing. What— It seemed she wasn’t the only one struggling to hold her voice together. …What happened?
Conflicted by just how cramped and buoyant her chest felt, Toru managed, It was an accident. A new portal quirk went haywire, but I’m totally fine. She heard him start to respond and immediately whined, Mashirao-kuuuun. It’s not fair; I’m getting so fat! All the food here's too good!
At first it was, anyways.
Toru felt herself grin as, You’re not fat! How many times do I have to tell you, you’re a perfectly healthy size for your height! chimed back automatically and without pause. She waited a second, unsurprised when, …What kind of food? reluctantly followed.
She loved Mashirao’s reactions. They were the best. Almost everyone else just rolled their eyes when she yanked their chains, but he got flustered. Every. single. time.
It was endearing. And incredibly convenient for changing the subject. She knew that he knew what she was doing, but he just couldn’t stop himself. His curiosity and chivalrous nature just wouldn’t let him.
“Oh, you know, a little bit of this and a little bit of that,” she teased. “It’s really all the cream and pasta that are making me pack on the pounds.”
Eeeeeh??? Cream and pasta? Are you in Europe right now?!
“Sorry, Mashirao-kun,” she sing-sung. “I can’t tell you that.”
Toru-chaaaaan, it was his turn to whine, and she knew his tail had just drooped.
“Sorry, I really can’t say!” she snickered.
Uuuugh, really?
Kami, she’d missed Mashirao-kun.
Saturday, September 22th
10:32 am
“And one, and two, and one, and two! Take that! And that! You don’t stand a chance! Bow before my might, you ghouls!”
Danny ducked, just barely missing a punch to the face when a metal glove flew past, connected to a boxing magenta jumpsuit.
“Watch it, Fists of Fury!” he shouted, pushing at the virtual reality helmet covering Hagakure’s head in retaliation.
“Huh?” the invisible girl staggered, then stopped, resituating the battle simulator more snuggly on her head before turning Danny’s way. “Oh, sorry! I didn’t see you there! You were right in my blind spot!”
“Why are you even doing that in the lab?”
“It’s lonely upstairs. And I want to say hi to Yamada-sensei when he shows up.”
Danny gave a long-suffering sigh. He was gonna tell her to go back upstairs, but now he didn’t have the heart. She was better at manipulating him than even Jazz was.
Maybe it was because she was younger. It couldn't be because of guilt; they both had plenty of IOU’s stacked up, so they were even enough on that footing.
“Just…stay over there,” the halfa relented, waving a hand at the corner of the room before adding, “Please,” as an afterthought.
“Roger that!” Toru saluted, then hurried out of the way and started back up.
This time only his mom, Hagakure and him were in the lab. His dad and Haru were out on an errand at the electronics store. Maybe with the help, his dad would actually remember everything on the list this time.
Mind wandering back to the task at hand, Danny focused hard in front of him. He was really struggling to control where the portal formed, but had managed to at least get accidental ones to stop popping up. And, with all the practice, he could now not only hold them open for about a minute, but also actively shut them down on command.
One major downside was how tired it made him. But he had to push through to set things right.
“You can sleep when you’re dead,” just wasn’t something that applied to him. Or, well, it did , but not in the way the phrase meant. He got an actual bed, not a casket, and he still had to wake up after.
Stifling a yawn, he tried again, and his mom regarded him with calculating eyes from nearby. When her finger raised to the side of her lip, he knew she was going to comment on his fatigue.
“You know, Danny. Since you’re able to hold them open for a decent chunk of time now, how about we use drones to check out where some of the portals lead?”
Danny blinked. Then blinked again. He’d not been expecting that.
But…That actually sounded kind of fun?
Saturday, September 22th
10:37 am
The drone exited the portal. Strangely enough, it was through violet mist, not green, and the other side looked exceedingly tropical. Great palm trees mixed with bumpy edged ferns, fruiting bushes, flowers, and other waxy-leaved flora to either side of a sandy hiking trail.
Inside the lab, Maddie and Danny exchanged glances over a remote control with a screen and translator built in between the handles.
It wasn’t the climate that had caught the two’s attention, but the inhabitants. For on that trail, directly in front of the portal, was some kind of terrier-sized, purple and blue caterpillar. Beyond which, two people stood in touristy, floral patterned clothes. They definitely weren’t human, their features alien, but also not ghostly.
“Jumba! Look!” the first one called, pointing towards the caterpillar with one, three-fingered hand, its two tongues flapping fast inside a mouth ringed by dark red lipstick. It was hard to discern its gender, as their voice was shrill, yet somehow masculine, and they wore a muumuu to match a long, blonde wig. The fact that they were skinny as a noodle with three legs—no pun intended—didn't help either. “One of your genetic experiments!”
“Ahahah! 272!” a deep, vaguely Russian accent responded. While the first being was wary, “Jumba” seemed positively tickled. “There is no needing to be worried. 272 is very polite experiment. And comes with advanced language protocol! Should be no problem to be talking to him.”
“You know, last time you told me not to worry, we had to evacuate everyone NEAR THE VOLCANO!” the blonde accused, tone turning even more shrill as yellow-skinned hands flailed in the air. A teal purse dropped low on their shoulder in the process. “And what about that thing that came out of the wormhole?” They gestured emphatically. “Correct me if I’m wrong, but I feel like we should definitely worry about that! ”
“Thing that came out of…?” The rotund man(?) tilted his huge head forward to look past a totally normal pair of sunglasses. Which was weird, as his four eyes quickly locked on the drone. Meaty shoulders dropping, Jumba's tone lost some of its bravado. “Ah…Yes. Maybe we should to be worrying about that. Alternate realities 272 links with tend to be, uh, how you say…” A puffy, purple-backed hand circled once in an ambiguous gesture. “Evil. Hehe.”
The one-eyed glare the blonde shot Jumba's way was sharp as the caterpillar cried, “Oh no, oh no!” in a voice that could have belonged to Piglet. “I’ll fix it right away, Jumba! Let me just—!”
The feed went dark.
Danny flinched with a nervous smile as he looked over at his mom. Maddie’s hand just rose to pinch her brows. The very first portal and they’d already lost a drone. That didn’t bode well. Especially with the spiffy, upgraded dune buggy parked down at the end of the trail. Hopefully that universe didn’t suddenly have a ghost tech revolution.
10:39 am
The Fenton Scout 2.0 exited this portal as if coming out of water, breaking some kind of clear tension that the environmental readings revealed wasn’t actually wet.
It had landed in some kind of lab, or at least an industrial testing room. There wasn’t much here besides a steel mesh ramp leading down to a concrete floor. By contrast, the far wall of the dark grey space had two long, thin, horizontal-viewing windows that exposed adjacent rooms. A hodgepodge of awed human faces and outfits gazed out from the bottom, while the top hosted a set of big-wigs in matching black suits.
Danny frowned, not too sure he liked those above. He’d seen plenty of identical, impassive stares from the Guys in White. Government officials, if he had to guess. Which meant the people below were probably scientists.
“Mom, pull out. Check the frequency of the universe if you can, but don’t prioritize it. We don’t want them tracking us home.”
“Right.”
The drone spun about as fast as it’d entered, recording a combination of surprise, horror, excitement, and in some cases, greed, before the camera showed just one side of a great, curving arch. Completing the turn, it dove back into the expanse of backlit, rippling “liquid” from which it had entered.
On the other side, Danny’s enhanced hearing heard the click of a pistol’s hammer. Turning himself and his mom instantly intangible, he killed the portal. But not before a bullet banged through, just missing the drone and lodging in the left-out Doorway Detector behind them.
“Danny, are you okay!?” and “What was that?!” yelled through the lab.
Holy Hel, he’d forgotten about Hagakure!
“I’m fine,” he croaked, already shooting over to Toru as she snatched the virtual reality helmet off. Checking the punchy bystander all over for injuries, he growled, “But we need to up our safety protocols. That was way too close.”
“Right. I’ll grab the Boom Box,” Maddie agreed with a scowl, running over to snatch a device off a nearby shelf and instantly setting it up in the middle of the room. As it whirred to life, a pink force field ballooned outward, settling into a cube-like shape.
“Hagakure-san, maybe you should go upstairs after all…” Danny turned concerned eyes on their guest.
“Hold on, did we just get shot at?!”
“Yeah,” he confirmed, matter of fact. “So, you, upstairs. Now. It’s dangerous.”
“Hey now, that’s not fair! We’re trying to find my universe. I can’t just let you and Maddie-san take on all the danger by yourselves; I’m staying right here,” Toru fussed obstinately, black-gloved forearms crossing in front of her.
Danny’s eyes glowed brighter as they narrowed in a glare, but before he could rush forward to overshadow her, his mom chipped in, “Sweetie, it should be fine now that we set up the Boom Box. Don’t do anything you’ll regret just because you’re worried.”
“I’ll be careful, Danny-san; I promise.”
Danny clenched his teeth, jerking his gaze away as the glow in his eyes died down.
10:42 am
“Just erased? Come with me to find out where you fit in! My name’s Snap, and I’ll be the to-or guide for your new home!” the New Yorkish accent—that reminded Danny of cartoon Terk from Tarzan—announced proudly, amplified by a light-teal megaphone. The blue and white kid(?) it belonged to was waving its free, circle-shaped hand at a group of some of the most random creatures Danny had ever seen.
“What are those?” Toru asked, just as flabbergasted.
Pure white eyes elongated slightly in the camera’s direction not a moment later, and it became obvious from Snap’s “gaze” that the child had noticed the drone. It didn't seem overly concerned, though, as the Scout was assuredly the most normal thing there. The rest of the audience was made up of a giant, orange and gold, eight-footed caterpillar, a tiny, wind-up frog with clown shoes and a dog-sized, polkadotted dragon.
“They look like kid’s drawings,” Maddie answered uncertainly, stretching past Danny so she could lightly trace Snap’s single-line arms and legs on the drone’s remote screen.
As if sensing the attention, Snap leaned in, low-res hand raising to rub its chin. It's “tour guide” hat dipped low with the movement, bill almost covering a suspicious squint.
“Wait a minute. Is Rudy here?” The kid backed away, this time raising its microphone to the sky and shouting “Rudy, Bucko, where ya at? Is this yours?” Apparently realizing how that sounded, the person moved the microphone away from its perfectly round head and stage-whispered to the drone, “I mean, not to be rude or nothin’, but you don’t look like you got any chalk lines! Did ya come from that green thing behind ya or some’in’?”
When the drone didn’t answer, but another creature—a small hippo crossed with a bird—suddenly appeared from thin air, Snap waved the awkwardness away, and announced, “Ah, whateva’. Everyone's welcome on the to-or. Nothin’ wrong with a silent type as long as yor friendly!”
Seemingly satisfied that things were settled, Snap walked back towards the rest of the group, yelling “All aboard!” before tossing the dragon and frog up onto the caterpillar. When Snap got to the chubby hippo-birdy, however, it pushed laboriously from the side, sinking into feathery skin-folds and grunting with effort. By the time Snap was done, each of the three riders sat on their own flattened segments of the bug’s midsection, looking like passengers on a kiddy ride. Nodding to itself and hands brushing together in self-satisfaction, Snap stepped on the caterpillar’s face to climb atop its head—much to the bug’s annoyance—then gestured towards a nearby city. “First stop, Downtown!”
As much as he wanted to, Danny didn’t make the drone follow, knowing they were already low on time. Snap seemed to notice his hesitance, calling over its shoulder, “You comin’?” as the caterpillar started to trudged away.
Danny turned the drone left, right and back again, and Snap’s face lit up in a grin. “Would ya look at that. You do speak! Well, more or less. Hope I catch ya later, but if not, it was nice meetin’ ya!”
Danny bobbed the drone up and down, and Snap turned back around with a wave.
Lifting the drone into the sky as the tour group disappeared behind a building, Danny rotated it slowly for a bird’s eye view.
Everything in this world was simplified. A single squiggle could indicate a worm, stream or even a noodle; shadows were done in one color, if they were present at all; and everything was just barely blurry around the edges, almost as if there were little gaps in the lines that made up this world.
And what a world it was. Other than the city beside them—with its flying mustache birds, crazy-looking inhabitants and gravity-defying buildings—there was a candy cane forest, a snot river running from a nose-shaped mountain, massive french fries floating down a nearby stream, rolling pastel hills filled with giant, sleeping babies and probably much more beyond what the drone could see. Who knew what other wacky things existed here?
Toru’s jaw dropped and Danny snorted.
With the Ghost Zone’s warped reality, stuff like this was hardly new to him, but for a normal human, it had to be strange.
Continuing to smirk when Toru started to assault them with additional questions, Danny returned the drone to the portal.
It was nice to know that even if this wasn’t the girl’s dimension, at least not everywhere was inherently hostile.
10:46 am
Things suddenly got darker as the Scout emerged into a red and black haze, the eerie fog lit by occasional flickers of bright orange.
It was hard to see anything else, but…
“...Isn't this just sector twenty-two…?”
“Okay, so I'm not crazy!”
A bright green blob zipped past the camera and Maddie shook her head with a bemused smile, backing the drone out of the portal.
10:55 am
Where might this be?
Maddie scratched the bridge of her nose as she watched the drone’s feed. Vast, rolling fog banks intermittently obscured high-altitude meadows of wildflowers and exposed bedrock granite. The sky was blue and boundless, lacking the haze and pollution of modern day. What really made her curious, though, was looming at the edges of the camera. Underneath the drone, a ramp led down, cast in shadow. Above, rounded, interlocking sheets of iron and wood shifted across each other with joints and hinges that made zero mechanical sense. Grating metal, whooshing air and rhythmic thumping filtered through the speakers as well as— whamp, the Scout smacked forward, carried by something at its back. The pressure let off in a lurch, and it tumbled down and off the ramp, catching itself in the air below with camera facing skyward.
The belly of some great beast stretched roughly fifty feet overhead.
Maddie quickly righted the drone, turning it in a full circle. Holding up the colossal creature were four knobby-metal chicken legs.
How did this thing even function? Was it the equivalent of their universe’s bumblebee—an organism whose limbs didn’t make sense, but still moved it in astounding ways? Were physics different here? Was it even alive?
The quadruped lurched forward again, and Maddie directed the drone out from its shadow, taking in the whole of the steampunk monstrosity.
They didn’t have much time left to get the drone back, and this was clearly the wrong dimension, but this insect-chicken-frog-house thing was definitely worth marveling at for just a tiny bit longer.
11:08 am
“Well, well, well, what a turn of events!” Danny snickered to himself as he sent the drone out of a deep hole in the ground. The machine ascended past uneven stone holding back literal tons of rich dirt poked through with moss and the occasional weed. Seeing the low moisture and warm temperature readings, Danny’s let loose a small “huh”, curious as to how long it’d been since this spot had run dry. The wood at the top wasn’t even particularly rotten despite a few trails of ivy hanging off one side.
Maybe it wasn’t a well after all? But what else could it be?
Scout crested out, revealing a small clearing of wild grass and bushes, several tall deciduous trees threatening to overtake it from the forest beyond.
Neat.
Though it was crazy how many of his portals seemed to go to habitable places.
…Now that he thought about it, that might be important. He should probably write that down.
“Isn't that a Camphor tree?!” Hagakure suddenly chirped, derailing his thought as she squeezed in against his side. If she got any closer, they’d practically fuse. Pointer finger smudging the glass, she added, “And over there, that’s a spindle bush!”
Danny rolled his eyes at the sister-like behavior, then pushed her off. Sending the drone floating over near the indicated tree, he angled it around so that she could take in more of the forest.
“Danny-san, I think this is Japan!”
“That’s a pretty bold claim, Professor Hagakure ,” Danny teased. “Ten bucks says those plants can be found in plenty other places.” Despite his words, the remote's pilot had them viewing the forest from high above just a few seconds later.
There were no cities nearby, but a mile or two out was a village. Danny set the drone zipping in that direction, feeling strangely anxious the closer it got.
At odds with the animated chatter between Toru and his mom, he couldn’t shake a bad feeling. Something was off. Wrong. Like he’d swallowed a whole bottle of cod liver oil and was expected not to throw it back up.
Wooden carts, buckets, hay bales, the occasional farmer and thatched roofs held down by small rocks soon came into view.
“Whoa, it kinda looks like a picture from one of my history textbooks.” Childlike wonder laced Hagakure's words, but Danny barely paid them any mind as the hair on his neck electrified , ectoplasm vibrating tense through a stiff body.
CRI-CRACK.
The drone went dark.
“What was that?!” Toru yelped as his mom demanded, “Danny, what happened?”
The halfa doubted that either of their eyes were fast enough to catch what had appeared onscreen just a split second before. But Danny’s had. Three vicious, crimson eyes had borne down on them, needle-sharp talons reaching out from a body of nightmarish, corvid-black feathers.
It’s not like he wasn’t used to it—ghost vultures plagued his existence—but something about that thing really set him on edge. It hadn’t been strong. Just…putrid. Vile. Unnatural.
For his ghost half to hate something so instinctively, there had to be a story there.
Looking at a reading on the screen, he sighed.
Not the girl's dimension, and he had too much on his plate to get involved, assuming he could even find this place again.
Saturday, September 22th
11:53 am
“Hello, may I speak to Jumper, please?”
Sorry, but she’s already out of the office for today. If you leave your name and phone number with us, I can take a message, though.
“Please do. Can you tell her that Principal Nezu from UA High School is trying to get a hold of her? The best times to call me back are between two pm and five am Pacific Time.”
Nezu didn’t bother saying his school was in Japan. Most heroes, at least Americans, knew of All Might’s alma mater, and Jumper had visited once before. Even if it was about 8 years ago.
All right; I’ll let her know. What is the best phone number I can reach you at?
Nezu gave his personal cell.
Best to have contact as swiftly as possible.
Is there anything else you want me to pass on?
“Just let her know that should she accept my proposal, a free trip to Japan—Akihabara included—awaits.”
Power Loader was going to attempt construction on a portal to the Ghost Zone soon, just in case training Danny’s ability proved futile.
But to give his employee the best possible start, Nezu wanted to bring in some help.
Jumper lived in the States and was a well-known anime fan. If Nezu played his cards right, he could use that to lure the famously busy hero into a business vacation at UA. Even if Jumper’s quirk didn’t turn out to be beneficial to Maijima-san, Nezu was sure that Danny would appreciate tips from another portaler.
Saturday, September 22th
7:02 pm
Sea brine perfumed the humid air of an indoor market, its perimeter of restaurants interspersed with small stalls of fish-shaped sweet breads, mochi, skewered chicken and grilled squid. Bins of produce, pickled vegetables and iced fish took center.
Outside, a late summer monsoon raged against the roof, its constant drum blending with murmured Japanese transactions to become one long drone of white noise.
At one particular restaurant dedicated to donburi, Lunch Lady scrutinized an elder chef. He flipped a whole sweetfish with chopsticks, the ayu—as he'd called it—sizzling harder when its uncooked meat met hot oil.
Deep frying had never been a forte. That was a secret Lunch Lady had taken to her grave and beyond, but now the cafeteria worker was determined to master the art, as tempura was the final technique necessary to create a perfect bento.
If she'd learned anything from being stuck here, it was that life may be short, but death was forever. After having a bitter taste of forced solitude, she couldn't think of a worse fate than eternity alone.
If she made it home—no, when she made it home, she would propose; there was nothing for it.
And a boxed lunch would express her love greater than any ring.
Lunch Lady concentrated hard, counting the seconds the sweetfish spent on this side. When it finished cooking, she mentally filed the number away.
As that was the last ingredient she'd needed to study from this place, the ghost moved on to the next restaurant, and watched with steadfast eyes as they prepared eggplant, then shrimp.
She moved again, mind wandering as she noticed a group of teenagers enter the market.
They seemed a healthy weight, none overly skinny, unlike those poor kids Lunch Rush had starved.
Fire lit in the bipolar woman's rib cage, but she forced it back, reminding her core that Lunch Rush had been replaced. Only time would tell if the new chef was any good, but she'd done what she could for now.
Static suddenly crackled through her already irate mind and she stiffened.
Hello, Patricia Baker?
WHO DARED USE TELEPATHY ON HER WITHOUT PERMISSION?!
Lunch Lady shot through the roof, hot anger swirling in her chest like wind above freshly stirred coals. Taking advantage of the rain, she doused a burning back.
This is Alastor Williams, please QSL. Over.
ALASTOR WILLIAMS, EH?! she screamed inside head, making darn sure the other ghost heard. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO COME UNINVITED INTO MY MIND!?
…
The southern voice on the other end softened and returned, I’m sorry to have disturbed you, Ma’am, but I'm in QSO with one Robbert Xavier and Daniel Phantom. Would you like to speak to them? Over.
Lunch Lady grit her teeth, glaring down at yellow-gloved hands as the rain washed tears from her lashes.
Fine, she hissed, dropping down into a nearby garage bay. Water slipped off and through her body with a quick bout of intangibility, splating the floor all at once. But I’m not following all your bologna protocol! And I better not hear one word out of that rotten Ghost Boy before I’m done talking with Boxy.
Sunday, September 23th
11:35 am
“It’s a train station! Danny-kun, get going or we’ll lose our chance to find out which one!”
Danny raised an eyebrow but instructed the Fenton Scout 3.0 to move forward along the rails. As it went, Maddie, Danny, Kamada and Hagakure’s expressions turned more suspicious. Not only were the walls of the cavernous, indoor platform strangely lumpy, but so, too, was everything inside. Not to mention that…
“Does that train have a face?” Haru asked incredulously, mouth slightly open and eyes wide.
A new arrival was zipping into the station, its oddly bulbous and bug-like, russet-brown shell shaking with the effort to a stop. Sparks flew and metal screeched, great billows of steam hissing from jagged teeth that ran along its face to halfway down its sides.
“Looks like it.” Danny turned to the Shiketsu teen with a suppressed grin. “Sorry, Kamada-chan, I don’t think ol’ Thomas here belongs to your dimension. Not unless you guys have a monster-themed amusement park.”
Maddie snorted as Haru added, “Thomas?” Toru’s hood tilting next to her.
“Thomas and Friends is a well-known children’s book series about a train with a face,” Maddie explained with a smile, then assured, “Don’t worry, I’ll check the dimension's signature, just in case.”
A second later, the train’s four eyes moved, obviously noticing the drone, and the locomotive started speaking, its rough voice heavy with a New York accent, “Hey there! You a new Mon? I’ve haven’t seen you here before! If you’re looking for the trailmon to Forest Terminal, you just missed it. He-he. But I’ll be heading out to Breezy Village in about ten minutes if you’re interested. Careful, though,” his voice turned mischievous, “if you plan on sticking around, the locals here aren’t exactly friendly.”
“Locals?” Danny parroted, and quickly turned the Scout about, startling everyone in the lab. Hundreds of red eyes greeted the lens, all slit upwards like a clowder of satisfied cats chancing upon an injured bird. The fact that they belonged to cloud-grey cotton balls with floppy dog ears only lowered the intimidation factor slightly.
Sunday, September 23th
11:35 am
“Oh hi! We're rehearsing, uh, a scene! For the upcoming company play called, uh, ‘Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me!’ It's a musical. Yeah.” The speaker’s words gained a tune, only slightly muffled by the fluffy, periwinkle-blue that covered most of the drone. “🎵 ~Put that thing back where it came from or so help me~ 🎵”
A new voice jumped in, adding a deep, “Bum, bum, bum,” and shaking the drone slightly as the first continued with, “🎵 ~Get that thing away from me, you guuuuys! Put that thing. Back. Where it came froooom~ 🎵” The drone suddenly dropped to the ground, cracking the screen and exposing a set of monstrous, dancing furred feet. “🎵 ~Or I’ll poke myself in the eeeeye~ 🎵” “—bum bum.”
“It’s uh, a work in progress. It’s gonna get better.”
The feet came back together, and all the Scout could see except for them was a yellow and black line on a cement floor, leading up to a plain brown door held in place by some type of clamped framework.
A few seconds of awkward silence passed, then the door opened, a thump sounded and quick as a whip, the drone was barreling toward the green mist inside.
Rolling to a crunkly, overturned stop, the camera settled, showing an upside down wall of the Fenton Works’ lab, bathed pink with the filter of the Boom Box.
Sunday, September 23th
2:19 pm
Several members of 1A were gathered in the main area of their dorm, busy at work when Nezu walked in the door.
Ashido had just finished scrubbing the floors and was heading toward the bathrooms with a bucket, brush and gloves on hand. She still had three weeks left of disciplinary action. According to Ectoplasm, she could now refine her secretions into a high-end cleaner at will. Nezu wasn’t surprised, he’d chosen Ashido and Kirishima’s punishments with their personal growth in mind, after all.
Still, he allowed himself a smile as his gaze switched back to other members of the class. Uraraka and Sero taped streamers from the ceiling. Iida blew up balloons on the couch, face red with the effort. Aoyama and Koda worked on some kind of small papercraft near the TV, getting an excessive amount of glitter on the floor. Dark Shadow hung a banner above the kitchen where Sato slaved away with a frosting dispenser.
Nezu was here on Hagakure’s behalf, but it seemed like he’d have to wait to deliver her message to Yaoyorozu. The everything hero and half her class were nowhere in sight, so 1A must have decided to keep the party a surprise, after all.
Kicking off his house slippers, Nezu curled up on the couch near Iida, Aoyama and Koda, offering them a wave and some polite small talk when they startled.
He didn’t have much to do right now, anyways.
Power Loader had finally started work on a prototype portal this morning, initial blueprint stage over; Jazz had kept her promise to swing by earlier and hadn’t done anything suspicious otherwise; and Jumper had already gotten back to him, albeit with a tear-filled voice to explain how she had just signed a six month business deal with I-Island that forbad travel outside the resort.
There was nothing he could do about that last bit, though, so he didn’t see any reason to stress over it.
If anything, he was feeling relaxed enough for a little nap.
Eyes closing and breath evening out, he just managed to tell Iida, “Wake me up when she gets here,” before passing into oblivion.
Sunday, September 23th
4:34 pm
Izuku, Baby! What’s up? Inko’s voice came through the speaker oddly concerned and Izuku felt a small bead of sweat build on his forehead.
Are you— Ambient cheers and stilted barking drowned out her next word and Izuku glanced toward the dorm's main lounge couch, catching the tail end of Todoroki awkwardly giving his “paw” to a sitting Yaoyorozu.
Everyone was playing King's Game and the birthday girl was struggling to come up with creative demands. (It didn't really matter; she was adept at choosing the right victims—Todoroki's stiff posture and squiggly mouth could attest to that.)
Covering the phone's bottom and stifling a grin, Izuku called, “I'll be right back, Guys!” before shuffling over to the elevator.
“Uh, Mom, it’s Sunday,” he reminded gently.
Oh! Right. Sunday. His mom's tone turned relieved. I totally forgot. It feels like Monday already.
Man. Mom must have been really distracted if she forgot about their weekly call. That wasn’t like her; normally she answered on the first or second ring.
“It’s only been two hours since you got off work.”
Two very long hours, Inko groaned. Jazz-san and I have been cooking almost since the moment I walked through the door. And I have no idea how, but we managed to make our tomato sauce explode. Her voice suddenly turned wry, and she joked, After the cookies, I’m starting to wonder if I should ban American food from my kitchen.
Izuku should have laughed with her, but for some reason he couldn’t quite place, his lingering smile disappeared instead. “Jazz-san? Is that the person you wanted to have stay in my room?” Entering the elevator, he kicked himself for the awkward reply and hurriedly added, “She’s still there?”
Wait, that wasn’t any better.
Izuku winced as he punched in the number for his room's floor.
What was with this weird reaction? He should have been happy that she was having fun. So why did his chest feel oddly tight?
He wasn’t jealous, was he?
Izuku’s face heated, and before he could break the uncomfortable silence, someone else did it for him.
Inko-san! Do you have a step stool?! I wanna get this off the ceiling before it dries! came from the background, in English, before the words repeated in Japanese, voiced by some kind of translator. The receiver muffled a second later and his mom shouted back, There should be a small one under my bed!
Jazz. American food. English. If he needed any more context clues to realize a foreigner was staying with his mom, he would have been a complete idiot.
Lunch Lady’s voice echoed in his memories, and a pit formed in Izuku’s stomach. Forcing his tone steady, he nonchalantly asked, “Is Jazz-san American? I didn’t know you had an American friend! How’d you guys meet?”
He really needed to keep himself in check. So what if Mom’s friend was American? America was a big place. Heck, even he had American friends through All Might. Melissa and David Shield were super nice people.
Forcing logic to override emotion, his unease settled slightly.
I—eto—I knew her mom from university, his mom answered haltingly, and the pit suddenly came back, now a trench.
His mom NEVER lied; why was she lying?
“Why didn’t you say anything before!?” he faked excitement. “I would have loved to have had a pen pal from the States when I was younger! We should have had her come for a homestay before I left for UA!”
I— There was a long pause, which Izuku let stretch even after the doors opened and he walked out into the hall. He knew his mom would panic soon. If he was lucky, she’d—
Izuku-kun. There’s something I need to tell you.
He wished he felt satisfaction, but there was only dread.
I ac-actually met Jazz-san at the l-library a week ago. She was h-homeless so I took her in. There was a lull in which Izuku couldn't even begin to process his emotions from what she'd said, then Inko’s tone gained a little confidence and she defended, But she’s one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met, she’s helping pay rent, and she’s even giving me self-defense lessons! I don’t regret having her one bit.
Self-defense lessons. Wait, was Jazz his mom’s personal trainer? Was she not going to the gym? And she'd let a stranger into their home even knowing the League of Villains was targeting him?
Finally identifying his twister of emotions as severe alarm and anger, Izuku ducked into his room. Teeth grit and phone clutched tight, he closed the door a little too hard behind him and pressed his back against it. The thin barrier between him and the rest of the dorm was just enough to anchor him as he took a deep breath, hanging his head.
He'd never wanted to yell at his mom so much in his life, but he tamped down the urge like gunpowder pushed deep into a Tanegashima. As long as she didn't say anything inflammatory to set him off, he could control himself.
Of all people, Inko Midoriya was not known for her recklessness. She was the kind of woman who brought an umbrella to work in January “just in case”. Heck, she still wore a helmet and knee pads when riding a bike.
…And this week was the first time since he’d left for UA that he’d seen any improvement in her depression.
Lungs starting to burn, Izuku let out the explosive breath as a sigh before realizing things were suspiciously quiet.
“Breathe, Mom.”
A quick inhale sucked in on the other end of the line, then, Sorry Izuku-kun! I didn’t want to worry you! I love you so, so much, but I wanted to trust my judgment and I knew if I told you, you’d talk me out of it.
Izuku’s eyes pricked and he blinked back tears.
He loved that his mom had found a friend that made her so happy—he knew how lonely she got and how much she agonized over his own well being when left by herself—he just really wished he knew more about Jazz.
She just had so much potential to be dangerous, and he really didn't like that unknown.
“...Can I at least see a picture of her?” It came out more hoarse than he'd wanted, but thankfully it hadn't been mean.
Of course! He heard his mom nearly drop the phone in her haste to comply, before his own cell dinged with a new message.
As he looked at the screen, he wanted to frown, but his lips contorted into a confused line instead.
A tall, skinny woman wearing a set of his mom’s old clothes—that were loose around the middle but way too short on her limbs—stood high on tippy-toes atop a step stool. She wiped at the ceiling with a rag and pure concentration, completely ignoring the bright sauce coating her front and about two-thirds of her long, red hair.
The liquid was splattered everywhere—on the fridge, the cabinets, the floor, the cupboards above the stove. If anything he would have expected her to prioritize the small, old cell phone on the counter nearby. A huge splotch covered most of the vibrant green “f” lighting its front.
But she hadn’t. She’d gone for the thing most likely to cause trouble for his mom, the highest mess that was most likely to stain.
Maybe…he didn’t have to worry so much.
Still, he resolved himself to check in on her more often. Once a week was no longer enough.
Sunday, September 23th
5:48 pm
A new portal formed inside the Boom Box, and before anyone could so much as move, the drone was sucked away, pulled hard by a sudden vacuum of atmosphere. The vast emptiness of space spread before its lens a moment later, small dots of bright stars burning in the distance. Almost instantly, its internal workings froze as the air around it disappeared.
Whoops.
Danny breathed a sigh of relief, once again glad that they’d set up the force field. Sam and his parents would have been screwed without it there to function as an airlock.
Floating over to a metal, shop-worthy toolbox unit, he slid open a frictionless drawer. Grabbing a forest-green jumpsuit, he slid it over his normal one and pressed a button on the chest. An airtight helmet sprung to life around his head and he turned intangible, drifting through the Boom Box to peek into the portal. The drone wasn’t that far off. He could probably still grab it.
Just before he could dip inside, his mom and Sam yelled in unison, “Danny! Don’t you dare!” causing him to flinch.
Rubbing his neck sheepishly, he held out his hand, forming a shield around the drone before pulling it toward himself.
Panting at the effort of maintaining the construct, portal and intangibility all at once—not that it helped ectoplasmic lungs—he got the Scout through, grabbed it and lowered himself to the ground. Bent at the waist, with one hand clutching his knee, and the other trying to hold the drone out to his dad, he suddenly remembered he was still inside an atmospheric vacuum. Lifting one finger off the little silver machine in a “just a second” gesture, he willed away the portal. When his vision stopped swimming, he straightened and walked out of the cube, the Scout and himself both semi-translucent.
It only took a few minutes before everything thawed enough to peer at its data.
“Universe match?!” his mom exclaimed, followed closely by his dad pumping an arm down and cheering, “Far out!” on her left.
Danny’s stomach clenched, then flopped in utter disbelief.
Maybe…just maybe, he could do this after all!
Monday, September 24th
8:59 pm
What had he been thinking?
Other than that one random portal that led to the freakin’ OUTER SPACE, he hadn’t had a single successful connection to the girl’s dimension since he’d started practicing. It was almost eerie. Based on the amount of junk UA had found in Japan, he'd definitely been making portals there before, so why was it so hard now?
UGH.
It didn't help that his nerves were even more frayed by Aizawa-sensei’s “helpful” running commentary and the nature of this particular dimension.
What was so bad about it here? Well.
“Look at you, sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.” The omnidirectional voice was female, robotic, and had backhanded compliments down to a science. “Do all rotary propelled vehicles where you come from have such… unique flight paths?”
He'd only been exploring this grimy, factory-meets-ninja-course facility for all of three minutes, and a bitter flavor already pinched at his mouth. If he'd learned anything, it was to install a speaker on future Scouts, because not being able to mop the floor with her pathetic insults was driving him mad.
“I didn't realize it was possible to be more annoying than Spectra,” Danny hissed, hands gripping the controller in his lap just a little too tightly.
Get over it; she's perfect for today's lesson, Aizawa's snarky Japanese taunted back, the Maijima radio translating it a heartbeat later. You need to learn to ignore distractions. I don't care how much she pisses you off; keep that portal open.
“I'm trying,” Danny griped.
Try harder. Do you want to accidentally cut someone in half? Because this is how that happens.
Danny piloted the Scout through a single broken window pane in an otherwise intact wall of glass, taking advantage of the dilapidated state of this Helhole to pass between two unrelated areas. It wasn't like he could do much else; there was no other way out of this room.
“Your rat-like precision in locating unauthorized spaces is simply uncanny. Congratulations, we weren't even testing for that!”
At the words, a choked cough of a laugh sounded from the FentonWorks lab table, but, Keep your mind focused. Concentrate, Fenton, quickly covered it up.
Danny grit his teeth. Aizawa was not-so-secretly loving this.
What a sadistic prick.
It was even worse because lab results and gruesome side effects were the voice's preferred subjects, setting off just a smidge of Danny's Guys-in-White-induced PTSD.
The halfa wanted so badly to cut the connection and start again somewhere else, but his teacher and conscience wouldn’t allow it. Officially, Danny was practicing “unwavering endurance”, which meant he was expected to keep going, but in reality, why he really pushed through was concern.
The drone had already come across some insane asylum-level graffiti hidden behind a hall’s broken white panel, and only after he'd found it had the insults started. The cake is a lie, echoed in Danny's mind as persistently as it had on the charcoal and blood sketched wall.
No doubt Psycho Voice had done something awful.
Danny guided the Scout high into an incredibly tall and skinny room, leaving the still, dark water that obscured the floor behind. Passing moisture stain after moisture stain on aged cement walls, the drone came upon two tiny balconies illuminated in cerulean from a lightbridge near the ceiling. Each of the recesses opened to a new area, so without rhyme or reason, Danny sent the Scout toward the first.
“Oh, I'm sorry. You don't need to go into that testing chamber. I'm sure you'd feel much more comfortable with a challenge… befitting your intellect.”
Clunking, grating, shifting sounds made Danny swivel the camera to look past the threshold of the second chamber.
He groaned.
A giant, rectangular hole consumed most of the ground, filled with metallic, sky-blue and silver spheres.
A child’s ball pit.
In the corner beyond, a long, thin wall panel laid parallel to the floor, its dull grey surface pocked with basic, geometric shapes. A red pedestal button grew from the foundation next to it, surrounded by another sphere, a matching cube, and a pyramid.
Danny’s face pinched, then split like overripe fruit into an evil grin as he sent the drone soaring into the indicated room. Using the little grabber—that'd been built into the original drone designs for collecting soil samples—Danny picked up the cube and put it in the square hole.
“Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file. In the commendation section. Oh, there's lots of room here. Did. Well…enough.”
Stifling the urge to break the controller entirely, Danny then picked up the sphere.
And put it in the square hole.
“Wait. That's not where that goes. I’ll have to deduct points. Careful, current trends suggest that may be the only positive affirmation you get this year.”
Rebellion coursing through his veins like hot sugar, Danny turned the drone to pick up the pyramid…
“Don’t take it personally. I don’t think that. That’s just how statistics work. It’s science.”
…and sent it tumbling right into the square hole.
“Oh no, I'll have to reduce your score even further.”
Danny found a plank on the floor that was obviously meant to be turned into a ramp to reach the next platform.
“Wow.”
He put it in the square hole.
“I thought death was the worst score a test subject could get, but you've managed to set the bar so low you've created your own category.”
The irony of that was not lost on Danny.
“Negative points. What an achievement.”
Fenton, whatever you're doing to torment that idiot robot, it's a waste of time. Didn’t you want to look for survivors? Aizawa reprimanded. Get a move on.
Jabbed by his conscience, but feeling exorbitantly better, Danny did just that, sending the Scout back into the first chamber, the one he had originally intended to check out.
Finding another broken panel, he zipped behind it, weariness starting to creep into his bones at the extended portal usage.
“Come back! That’s not the way to the next testing chamber. Going to the beginning won’t reset your score, so just stay here and try your best to—”
The further the drone got away, the quieter the voice filtering back through scaffolding and rebar got. It picked up again when he entered a new room, this one covered by unkempt plants growing through walls and flooring.
“—know how hard it will be to get back into positive numbers, but I'm sure it's possible with enough time. Even for someone like you.”
On the far wall was a broken elevator, which Danny bypassed, flying up through the shaft to reach the next story.
Finally, blissfully, it was silent, this chamber even more decrepit.
Passing one connected room, then two, he made it up through a caved-in floor and beyond more broken glass to outside .
The portal end inside the Fenton lab started to waver at the edges, and Danny's breaths deepened.
There was no way he was weaving the drone back through this hellish maze to bring it home, so, knowing the poor Scout was on borrowed time, he sent it hard and fast skybound.
The drone exited a well-hidden tunnel connecting two buildings, the first of which very vaguely resembled Sidney's opera house—probably all the curved angles—while the second was something of an observatory. Nearby, a commercial office stood partially caved-in, an oak tree rupturing its side. Six or so of its brethren huddled east of it, the near-ruins ravaged by time and weather until they were overgrown by brambles, hedges and grass. Beyond, a helipad topped a more intact building, the landing zone designated by what could only be described as a camera shutter with an abstract atom symbol inside. Cracked and pitted pathways wound through it all, dried-up, cement veins of a decaying compound body.
The whole thing was 1950's-esque, as if it wouldn't be strange for some dolled-up housewife to come strolling out one of the sliding-glass doors to try and sell a rounded, cherry-red refrigerator, now featuring shelves inside the door!
Danny's muscles began to shake, and his breath grew even more ragged, just in time for Aizawa-sensei to jump in with, Keep it going. Just a little more. Hoooold it.
Focusing on the gruff voice, Danny pushed past his limits, sending the drone even further skybound so he could look for movement, any at all. Thankfully, he still didn't see signs of life.
Even if some great tragedy had taken place here, it was long ago, and not something Danny could do anything about. Maybe he’d inquire about it in the Zone later. Someone had to know something .
“TIME!” Jack bellowed. The half-ghost looked through bleary eyes up at his father as the portal collapsed like melted cheese. “Six minutes, thirteen seconds. Great job, Kiddo!”
Don't celebrate yet; I expect the next round to reach seven.
Aizawa was really starting to get on Danny's nerves. It's like the apathetic man would rather take a punch than hand out a compliment.
“Why are we doing this, again? I should be trying to direct my portals, not make them last longer! Seriously, when am I even gonna need to hold a portal open for this long?” Danny grumbled, then tossed the drone's controller beside himself, accidentally flipping some papers up off the desk. Snatching at them as they fell, he added a petulant, “At least Ectoplasm-sensei helped me figure out how to set the starting location.”
Without missing a beat, Aizawa parried, Imagine you open a portal to our world. In Japan and at the right time, even. Now imagine Kamada and Hagakure-san are out running an errand with your parents. You frantically call them. Seven minutes pass and the family car pulls up in the driveway. But, oh look, your portal’s gone. They just missed it, because it lastedsix minutes and thirteen seconds.
“I hate you.”
Great. Perfect. Now use that hate to fuel the extra forty-seven seconds.
Tapping the papers back into order on the desk, Danny turned to Toru's fuchsia and ebony jumpsuit to wave an exasperated hand between the radio and herself. The invisible girl's shoulders shook, and a glove covered where her mouth should be, but her head just turned a quick right-left-right.
Sighing explosively, Danny got up to grab the radio that was honestly more of a telephone. Aizawa must have heard him coming because he started growling threats that Danny hurriedly talked over with, “I think I've had enough torture for today. Thanksforthehelpmkaybyyyyyyyyyeeee.”
The second the line had clicked off, Toru busted a gut laughing, wiping what were probably imaginary tears from her—oh wait, one hit the floor— real tears from her eyes.
Maddie and Jack exchanged amused glances, before offering, “You did so well, Honey,” and “You added two whole minutes to your time today! I'd say that's something to celebrate!”
“Um, Danny-san?” Kamada was in a chair at another workbench, scribbling down notes on his parents' inventions. With the radio off, she'd turned on her phone's Gabber app. “How about a pizza party for dinner? It'd be perfect to celebrate.”
“Oh yeah!” Toru belted, jumping over in front of Danny's seat and tapping his left knee with a flat hand several times. “Can we, Danny-kun, can we?!”
“For me or you guys?” he teased, knowing full well Kamada had only suggested it to feed her growing obsession with pizza.
“Y-you! It's for you…I didn't—I wasn't trying to—!” Kamada sputtered, red faced for what must be the millionth time this week.
“Relax, I think it's adorable how much you love pizza,” Danny snickered.
“Daaaanny, don't be mean,” Maddie rebuked, her own grin giving her away.
Haru mumbled incomprehensible things into her homework, staring at the page and pretending to scribble more notes. Then, slightly louder admitted, “It's just…so much better than the Japanese stuff…”
“Pineapple, anchovy, olive for me!” Toru cut in, pistoning in place.
Danny's face scrunched up, torn between a grin and a grimace. “Gross.”
“Donato nak itu tu yuu try itu!” she sang back.
“Whoa -ho-ho , look at you! Not just English, but an idiom!” Danny appreciated, his mom and dad sporting similar, proud smiles.
Shaking his head at Toru, he let loose another fake sigh of disgust, then grabbed out his phone, texting, 1 pine, anch, olive, 1 meat lovers w garlic sauce. 1 Cali veggie add canadian bacon. Danny checked the time. Oof. 9:12. better order fast, Crusty's closes at 10.
Jack's pocket dinged, and the dad fished out his own cell. “Wow! When did it get this late? I bet you kids are starving!” Starting toward the stairs with an over-shoulder wave, he yelled, “Be back in a jiffy!”
As Jack exited the lab to make the order somewhere more quiet, Toru clenched a fist and pumped it—palm inward—down near her chest, hissing out an English, “Yessss!” Twirling on one foot a second later, she landed heavily on the bench next to Danny, who couldn't help but smile again, brow raised.
Danny's eyes then wandered the lab, passing crates of glass beakers, tools, and half-assembled projects until they settled on the Boom Box.
Smile falling away, Danny stood and went to turn off the field.
It was great they were all thrilled at his progress, but he couldn't help but feel like he wasn't getting anywhere.
Hesitant to ruin the good mood, Danny went back to the bench and sat down, leaning forward with clasped hands. Thoughts circling his head like sharks, he listened to the easy conversation that flowered between his mom and Kamada, the support student switching to English to ask quiet, but pointed, questions.
Danny's eyes wandered up to his mom, then down and away.
A second later, the conversation fizzled out and the ravenet felt a light hand on his shoulder. “What is it, Sweetie?”
She was always so perceptive at the weirdest times.
He stiffened slightly when Toru and Haru shifted their attention his way, but still smiled weakly up at his mom.
The silence stretched, and Danny sighed.
“I know my endurance is getting better, but it just doesn't feel like enough. I really want to work on where my portals end, but I just can't seem to get the hang of it.” When his mom's eyes softened even more, he felt compelled to elaborate. “It feels like I'm casting in a dark room, and whether I bring back a fish or a sofa is just up to the abyss. Heck, it's worse than that! Half the time I'm not even sure I've hit water.”
“Oh Hun, I know you'll get the hang of it. No need to rush; it hasn't been that long,” Maddie assured, starting to move the hand that'd been holding his shoulder in small, wavy patterns along his back. “If it really bothers you, we can try working on the Fenton Portal again. I know we hit a wall with how much power it needed, but I’m sure there are avenues we haven’t explored yet. We only stopped because you were making such good progress on your own.”
“Am I, though? It could take me years to figure this out!” Danny rubbed abrasively against his eyebrows, helplessness building in his chest. “...If I can even figure it out at all…”
Sure, his future self had manipulated his portals just fine—bile built in Danny’s throat and he swallowed it down—but that man, that thing, had not only looked years older than his current self when they’d fought, he was also half-Vlad. What if Danny didn’t inherently possess the ability to control his portals? What if it took Vlad’s cunning and hellbent dominance?
Before he could wallow any further, or get more heated at the idea that Vlad was better than him at literally anything, Kamada suddenly spoke, crumbling the silence like a mouse chewing through drywall.
“What if instead of waa-king on the Fenton Poru-tal, we make Danny suppaa-rt gi-ru?” All eyes turned to her, and while she shrunk a bit, her words stayed even. “Maybe we can diru-ect Danny-kun’s poru-tals with some kind of condictuoru.”
“Conductor, Sweetie,” Maddie gently corrected, pointing to her mouth which made exaggerated movements out of reflex, even as her eyes gained a fire of anticipation.
“Con-duc-tu-or.” This time Haru managed to bite the u off her r.
Danny was stunned, and not just because of how much of a sponge she was for English. (Especially technical words. Just yesterday, she’d used “diode”.)
It was because her simple idea should have been so obvious.
“Why didn’t we think of that before?!” Danny exclaimed, shoving to his feet and diving at Kamada to sweep her into a squirming, panicked hug. “I am a literal walking Fenton Portal; we don’t need power. I am power!”
“It’s true we know how to put in coordinates now…” Maddie mused, adding to his thought, a radiant grin overtaking her face. “Adrian helped us figure that much out already.”
“Yeah! Holy crap, that’s perfect! That’s just what Danny-kun needs!” Toru’s black glove smacked flat-palmed against the side of her hood with a resounding thwack. “Why didn’t we think of that before?! I feel so stupid. He could be just like Kaminari-kun! Kaminari uses literal conductors to aim because he can't do it on his own. His support items are lightning rods!”
A collision crunkled above the lab, jolting their attention to the ceiling.
“Sounds like Jack’s home with the pizza, Guys. Just in time for us to have one more reason to celebrate.” Maddie pushed a smile filled with bravado, anxious eyes giving her away as she fixated on the stairs. “How ‘bout we call it a night and start work on the blueprints first thing tomorrow?”
“Don't worry, I'll check on him,” Danny offered quickly, trading looks with Kamada as he flew up and passed intangibly into the kitchen.
The lab was soundproofed, and they’d still managed to hear the crash.
Tuesday, September 25th
11:25 am
“Holy shii—” Danny glanced Toru's way,”—taki mushrooms!”
Shiita-ke. She emphasized internally, but externally said nothing, too busy scouring the screen in Danny’s lap. None of them had expected the Scout to fly into this.
A strangely tattered black curtain fluttered off the drone’s camera, revealing a dimly lit, nearly six hundred square meter room with a signature underground chill. Rows upon rows of uniformed granite benches sloped steeply downward to its center, giving the acoustics an amphitheater effect. As the Scout zipped high in the air toward the ceiling, it got a better view of where it'd entered. Two-thirds into the recessed floor were several stairs leading to a small, slab stage, upon which was a second, smaller dais occupied by a crumbling, veiled arch.
The room itself wasn’t all that concerning, but the villainous climax scene playing out inside? Yeah. That prickled Toru’s spine.
“Why? Why is it always cults?” Danny hissed, sending Tucker into an uncomfortable chuckle beside them both, until he offered up a dry, “Murphy.”
Whatever that meant.
Two groups of people were fighting, and it was easy to see who the villains were. Their uniform, creepy black robes and aggressive actions were a dead give away.
Five of them littered the ground, mixed in between benches and cratered rock, but while they had suffered more losses than their opponents, the other side had been taken down more brutally.
A purple-haired girl somewhere around Danny’s age lay crumpled against one of the benches, arm bent at a sickening angle. Some thirty feet away, near tucked out of sight inside another aisle, poked a leg and wooden prosthetic of a heavier-set man, his electric-blue, glass eye rolling away through a pool of blood.
Still, the heroes fought on with a frantic intensity.
Green, red and the occasional purple lightning crackled the air at all angles like some deranged Christmas show, one of the laser-fast bolts narrowly missing a tall man of African descent, his meerkat-like reflexes the only thing saving him as he ducked behind a bench. Beside him fought an equally tall, bearded ally, the other man's pale face aged beyond its years and cut through with several claw-shaped scars. Unkept and thinning light beige hair flipped about his head as he took the attacks of opportunity his partner provided. Their opponents were two—er, one—black robed deviant whose hood obscured his entire head and a pock-faced male with oily grey hair. Despite the villains having had them outnumbered, they held their own well.
Closer to the drone and up on the dais, another pair dueled. The woman was clearly once a great beauty, but her strong jaw, long legs, rich black hair and thick lashes weren't enough to hide a wild and unhinged gaze, bulging out from a somewhat gaunt and waif-like face. The man skirmishing against her was similar in height and bone structure—so much so that if Toru didn’t know any better, she’d think they were related. Slightly lighter hair hung about his sunken face in waves, and despite the kindred, haunted nature of his dolphin-grey eyes, he exuded an inexplicable, Aizawa-sensei vibe. The two men were nothing alike, obviously—Aizawa-sensei would never be caught skipping and laughing while avoiding enemy fire—but somehow, even if Toru hadn’t seen this man's tawny leather trench coat, she’d have known he wasn't a black robe.
The final combatants weren’t really in combat, per say. The boy on the ground had taken a beating, blonde hair plastered to his round face by sweat and blood. His broken nose and everything below it was a gory mess, and his legs shook and danced in an unnatural manner. Even so, weak arms dragged him in a desperate crawl forward, for before him was a sight that made Toru want to punch something.
Particularly the villain’s smug look.
Everything about the man was slender, from his thinly pointed face, to his long, platinum hair and pale fingers. With similarly light eyes and aristocratic air, his entire look just screamed ‘douchebag vampire’. Those very same fingers—that Toru could just snap in half—clasped tight around another teen's neck, holding him high above the ground. He was skinny, around Toru’s age with tousled black hair and bright green eyes that glared defiantly through Windsor glasses.
Douchebag Vampire hissed something low into the strangled boy’s ear that Scout didn't quite pick up. The skinny teen just choked something belligerent right back, before raising his voice into a more clear, “Neville, catch it!”
Making his move, the teen flung a small, glass ball to his friend on the floor, and, even with spasming legs, the battered kid spun himself like an upturned turtle to catch it, scooping the thing close to his breast.
“Danny-kun!” Toru jumped to her feet, head swiveling toward the Boom Box automatically.
“Yeah, Danny, go! What are you waiting for, a more dramatic entrance? Get in there!” Tucker swatted the ravenet and gestured to the portal ten feet away.
With bobble-headed frenzy, Danny lunged into flight past Toru, shoving the girl back into her seat before she could even take a step. She scowled, that is, until Tucker grabbed Danny by the tail and yanked him back, too, turning the ghost into one of those sticky slap hands children splat against walls. Danny’s glare was sharp and fast until Tucker bellowed, “CLONE, DUDE!”
With no time for embarrassment, Toru watched Danny hot potato the drone controller to Tucker before promptly melting in two, one half dropping cross-legged to the floor and the other heading for the portal. Deftly snatching the tech out of the air, Tucker worked the control sticks and pad with the same manic precision a Dark Anima gamer would use to confront Gwin, Lord of Embers.
Focusing back on the other world, it was clear Toru had missed an important development.
Douchebag Vampire was no longer holding Glasses Boy by the throat, instead he was up on the dais, battling the thin, scar-faced adult on the hero’s side. He looked much worse for wear now, to Toru's delight, sporting a strong limp and small abrasions across his exposed skin . Checking back in on the teenagers, Toru watched Glasses try hard to half-drag, half-carry “Neville” up the stairs that led out of the room without much success.
Unnatural movement caught Toru’s eyes and they shot over to Not-Aizawa, who pranced by the timeworn archway in the middle of the stage—the very same spot the drone had first appeared. Teasing his deranged female counterpart with a wide smile, he sing-songed, “Come on, you can do better than that!” Then, as he stepped sideways, a piece of rubble caught his foot, and his eyes went wide.
The crazed woman slashed violently down in what felt like slow motion, dark, spindly bone-thing in hand.
“ DANNY-KUN!”
Red flashed, the tattered black veil kicked up, and the duplicate slammed Not-Aizawa from behind, the bolt of crimson barely clipping the man’s heel.
Toru's lungs refilled just in time for a heartbroken scream to shred the air.
The clone didn’t waste a second and ferried Not-Aizawa straight to the distraught teen, legs reforming into a crouch as he gently laid the guy on the ground in front of Glasses and his twitchy-legged companion. While an ecto-shield blew up around the four like a sour apple-flavored soap bubble, the boy raised one hand to check Not-Aizawa’s pulse, his other pointing a stick straight at the duplicate’s chest.
“Who are you, and how did you escape the veil?!”
“Call me Casper.” The clone threw out a teasing grin, obviously trying to lighten the mood. His eyes disarmingly followed the movements of the drone as it whirred into battle like an angry bumblebee. Brows knitting a second later, he walked back, “Er—wait. You probably don’t—”
Toru lost the rest of the conversation to Tucker's snarky, “I swear , all the bad guys have the same Transylvanian-Italian designer; Vlad definitely owns those shoes.” He tilted the drone into a steep dive, expertly barrel-rolling around another angry flash of color, giving Toru motion sickness. The screen slammed into Douchebag Vampire shortly after, causing the man to lose his balance atop the dais and smash painfully to the ground below.
Despite the wild ride, shouts around the room and Douchebag Vampire's grunt, the drone’s audio still managed to pick up, “I’ve never met a ghost who could touch things. Try again,” from the kid near Danny.
The Scout righted just in time to see the clone’s smile brighten, his eyes sliding back toward Glasses Boy. “Ha, you do get it.”
“Ged whad? ‘arry, whadde say?” Broken Nose Kid—what was his name, again? Anvil? Novel? Nelson? Why were English names always so hard to remember?—frowned in confusion, trying his best to keep his flailing legs under control as he sent a pitiful glare the duplicate’s way.
“Don’t worry, I’m on your side. Just happened to reality hop right into this mess. I’d have to be blind to think the other side were the good guys.” Danny’s hand rose to rub at his nape, and he looked nervously away. Something felt odd, almost as if he’d been caught in a lie. “I mean, Hel, shelving their obvious ‘servants of a dark lord’ aesthetic, who beats children bloody to steal some prophecy? The ice cream man?” The clone’s eyes almost unwillingly tracked back across the two’s battered bodies, flinching especially hard at the ugly, finger-shaped bruise blooming across Glasses Boy’s throat. Then their deep green moved to settle on the mess that was his companion's mangled nose.
“Want me to set that?” the duplicate soothed, just starting to reach one gloved hand out at an inchworm's pace when the kid fended off, “NO! No, I'b fine!”, his hands sweeping between the clone and himself as if to ward off a demon.
A lightning attack struck the outside of the ecto-shield and fizzled out, but not before both teens froze, pale and wild-eyed.
The ghost whipped around, irises brightening to toxic levels and fangs bared in a display worthy of Douchebag Vampire's envy. Vaporous green flames started to rise off his back as he glared potato peelers—daggers would be too fast a death—at the crazy woman who'd just jumped down from the slab stage to stride toward them with high-born fury. The double rocked forward out of his crouch, launching from toes through the shield, his fist burning with cold saph-fire that dropped the already chill room to sub-zero. Bursting into flight, he shot the ray directly at an incoming bolt of electricity, exploding through it in an instant. The trajectory was perfect, and it continued straight through to smash against the vile, child abuser's chest, her mouth forming an “o” of surprise. Spreading ice like time-lapsed winter, it anchored her tight to the ground and covered all but her head.
She wasn't dead…right? Toru wanted to look over at the real Danny, but didn't dare take her eyes off the battle.
The clone re-aimed at the pock-faced man who was hopping over benches like a Marquis of Perrhill. Hand relighting, the hunter waited for the next moment when his prey would—-
“NO!” the original suddenly screamed, startling Toru.
What happe—Toru’s eyes flicked back to the controller. The screen was blank?
Why was the screen blank?!
Then she noticed.
The portal was gone.
Danny slammed a fist on the floor in frustration, breathing hard.
An intrusive thought told Toru that Aizawa-sensei was right, after all, but now was not the time to mention that.
“Clone?” Tuck asked, levelheaded as ever.
“Lost it,” Danny growled back between sucking gasps, a sheen of sweat slicking his forehead.
Thoughts stalked across Tucker’s turquoise eyes, before he crossed the few feet over to his hero-complex friend, stopping just shy of the pink glow of the Boom Box barrier. Laying a hand on Danny’s dry shoulder—thank goodness for HAZMAT’s waterproof qualities, though the poor guy was probably soupy inside—Tuck affirmed, “Harry and Neville’ll be fine.”
Neville, that was his name! But who was Harry? Toru could only assume she’d missed something between the remote trying to translate too many conversations and the pandemonium.
“Most of the Death Eaters—”
Now Death Eaters? Her brows furrowed. Had they even been watching the same fight?
“—got wrecked before we lost the connection, and the kids weren’t exactly helpless. They were slinging spells just as fast as the adults, if you didn’t notice.”
“Spells?!” Toru gasped aloud.
Was all that lighting actual magic?
“Yeah. Those guys were wizards, Hagakure-chan,” Danny acknowledged, looking her way and squeezing the tops of his thighs to anchor himself even as the labored breathing continued.
“Didn’t you see the robes and wands?” Tuck prodded, hand sliding off Danny to wave an imaginary stick. ‘Stupify!’ is a stun spell.”
The words were so matter of fact that Toru wondered just what gave him such confidence.
Danny offered a wane smile at her expression and Tuck's antics, but stayed sagged and panting until his best friend tacked on, “Besides, I know you didn’t see it in the confusion, Danny, but some pathetic, Gandalf knock-off just showed up.”
What was that supposed to mean? Obviously something important because Danny straightened as if zapped, eyes slicing up to Tucker's mischievous ones as a wide grin broke out on his face “Really?!”
Tucker grinned back, voice gaining a weird inflection as he sank to one knee and patted Danny’s face twice. “Really, really, Donkey. Didn’t you hear Neville scream, ‘Double door!’?”
Hagakure’s nose scrunched up. She felt so out of the loop. The Gandalf and donkey thing were some old pop culture reference, obviously, but everything else was beyond her. At least Danny’s breathing had finally evened out, and some of the green flush was leaving his face.
“Must have missed it. I lost a bit of time to making the clone.”
Keeping the mood elevating momentum up, Toru broke in, “Hey Danny-kun, how about you send a clone in with the drone every time? That way we can leave it near the portal while you check things out yourself, and if there’s any trouble, you don't have to waste time. I bet you saved those kids’ lives.”
A thoughtful expression crossed Danny’s face before he pushed himself to his feet, slogged over to an emergency hazard spills shower, and pulled the lever above. “Yeah… Yeah, that sounds good. Let’s do that.” Toru blinked in surprise when water poured down, but his costume stayed dry, liquid running off his body to pool below—was he seriously using intangibility on just the suit to clean the sweat off? She grinned. The spray stopped, and Danny floated up, a single splash of light grey water dumping from him all at once. Morphing from a drowned rat to a pomeranian fresh from the spa in one second flat, he took one more deep breath, clearly still tired, and drifted out of the shower. Touching back down, he shuffled over to a shelving unit lined with drones, grabbed one, and split again.
“Ready?” Tuck asked, syncing the remote to their eighth sacrificial Scout.
Inflection strange, Danny yelled, “I am READY baby! Light me!” hand sweeping down and away from his side in an odd gesture.
Tucker snorted.
What was with all the fan material going around today?
“Yeah, okay, but don’t blame me for bringing another Murphy into this. That was all you.”
“Sure you’re okay, Danny-kun? Maybe you should take a break.” Toru stood and walked Danny's way, pulling off her glove to set an invisible hand against his forehead, a slight frown tugging her lips.
Danny must have heard it in her voice, even if he couldn't see it, because he responded, “All good. Maintaining a clone and its powers with the portal is a bit rough, but I’ve got my second wind—er I've got my energy back.”
As if to prove his point, he liberated his head from her hand, and made the weird side gesture again, a new green swirl popping inside the pink force field.
“Probably my last one of the day, though,” he amended with a cheeky, teeth-too-gritted grin.
Toru squinted for a second. “Better be.”
“Promise.”
She sighed.
Taking that as acceptance, Danny trudged toward the new portal, drone in hand, until his double swept up beside him and snatched it away.
“Hey Space Case, you don’t go in the portal, I do. Or did you already forget?” He tsk tsked , wagging a finger at the original, whose face soured. Sweeping that same finger up in a hook to touch the side of his ectoplasmic head, the clone turned to Tucker, smirk coprophagous. “Every time we split, us dups just suck all the brains right out'v’im.”
Toru giggled as Danny released a long-suffering sigh. “You and I both know I was just about to hand it off. We share a brain. But I guess it’s hard for a halfwit like you to look into it.” The corners of Danny’s lips fought not to twitch up. “You’d rather just jump straight to being an attention whore.”
“Ooooooooo, burn.” Tuck covered his mouth and eyed the clone up and down. “You just gonna take that?”
Ignoring his friend, the clone turned back to his original, eyebrow raised and arms crossed—yes, the Scout was still there, it was just…hanging awkwardly from a propeller guard pinched between three fingers. “If I’m a halfwit, what does that make you? At least you chose to share a brain with me. I get stuck sharing a brain with you, which is no picnic, let me tell ya. It feels like we’re running some seriously outdated Portals XL.”
Tuck snickered into his shoulder. “Sorry, OG, but I think Dup here gotcha again. How many times is that now?” Brows drawing together and finger tapping the side of his mouth, he supplied, “Three? No, four. You know, maybe the clones are onto something. Maybe they do suck all your brains out.”
“You’re just biased because he mentioned Portals XL, you elitist nerd. If he’d brought your precious Macbook into this, you’d be up a wall. At least I play fair.”
“Hey now, penalty kick! Keep Cassandra out of this! She doesn’t deserve this slander!”
“Case and point.”
This time, both Dannys grinned, the clone winking at Toru before swiftly hooking the drone up to a tether and disappearing inside the portal.
Toru may not have been able to get a word in with all the strange English phrases and unfamiliar terms, but she still cracked a smile, highly amused and reveling in the unexpected shift into delinquency.
Sulking, Tucker grabbed a wheeled chair out from under a desk and plopped down into it, the main support creaking a protest as he rolled slightly backwards. A hand beckoned and both Toru and the original Danny approached the technogeek on either side, peering over his shoulder.
“Not you,” Tuck grumped, shoving Danny and twirling closer to Toru. “You’re in time out.”
Danny huffed a laugh and strode to a bench nearby, sitting down with closed eyes, presumably to “share minds” with his clone for the full experience.
Tuesday, September 25th
11:39 am
And what an experience.
Of deja vu, mostly.
The rubble-strewn floor was made up of four by eight slabs of sandstone. Atop which sprouted thick Doric columns of that very same rock, many of which had already crumbled apart. Geometric patterns inlaid the walls of the room, Chinese calligraphy and artwork standing in gentle relief along their rough, dark surfaces.
On the ground, at the tip of Danny’s tail, was a golden, octagonal mirror. It was broken now, but had been his ticket into this blast from the past temple when whole.
Hence the inevitable Poindexter flashbacks.
“JACKIE! Evil spirits, one o’ clock!” A little girl in jean capris, red sneakers and a short-sleeved orange hoodie stared up at him with suspicious, dark brown eyes. Locks of black framed her face, the longest part of her hair; the rest tapered up into a short-backed bob. The man she'd yelled at had recently fallen, his archeology attire in as much disarray as the broken mirror at his feet.
Jackie—Wait, Danny knew that face. Was that Jackie Chan?! —jumped to his feet, sliding into a Kung Fu stance with an apprehensive, “Bad day.”
It sure sounded like him.
“ Evil? I’m not evil.” Danny shot back in reflex. “You guys are the ones trying to start this conversation with a punchline.”
Jackie glanced back at the girl in bewilderment.
“Why do you even want to fight me anyway?” Danny continued, arms crossing and brows scrunching. “Do actors get a bonus for extra stunts or something?”
An indignant “Actor? I’m not an actor, I’m an archeologist!” hit Danny’s ears right as a cold gasp hit his throat and an epiphany hit his head.
Spirits. With an s.
Unless Hollywood was haunted or had opened cross-species auditions, this “set” was all too real.
Whipping around, Danny’s hands lit green.
“Yeah, I’ve heard that before. And I’m sure you’re into friendly fire, too, huh, Casper?” the girl quipped, picking up a rock shard from the ground with wary eyes as she half-crouched, at the ready.
Danny barked a laugh and acknowledged, “I think we’d get along well, Kid.”
At the same time, inside the Fenton Works lab, Danny forced his original to taunt, “You hear that, Tuck? This is the third dimension that knows about him. I told you Casper counts as a cult classic.”
His eyes, however, never left his opponents. Four Chinese men in old style robes and near clown-level make-up floated in front of him. They had to be actors when they died, or something, because they couldn’t belong anywhere but at an opera, festival, or circus tent. One of the ghosts—that Danny immediately dubbed Bozo due to his heavy blue face accents and wispy black hair pulled sideways into pretend horns—noticed Danny’s stare, and tugged at the sleeve of his fellow, a little demon-toad-lookin’ dude. They startled, and all four started to vaporize into white mist, drifting fast in the direction of the snarky girl and Jackie.
Danny didn’t hesitate, sending four goop-sicles with expert precision directly into the ghosts’ midsections.
Clearly caught off guard by their sudden, baffling “tangibility”, his opponents regained form, three shlapping wet against the ground and one to the wall. They squirmed, held tight by sticky stomach shackles.
“You’ll pay for this insolence!” the tallest and most stereotypical one shrieked, disturbing his Fu Manchu as the short, round toad guy a few feet next to him yelped, “Let us go!” voice obnoxious and more than a little goofy.
“No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it,” Danny teased, knowing at least Tuck was listening. “Sorry, Men, I guess that will teach you not to skip your ‘swift as a coursing river’ lesson.”
With the four ghosts looking like Yao, Ling and Chien-Po’s “ugly concubine” phase, what else could he say?
Lifting his head as far off the ground as he could get it, the skinniest, grouch-faced ghost whined, “How could you side with the humans?”
“Yeah, why abandon your own kind?” Fu Machu jumped in. Then after a pause where he pretended to think, added, “Oh…that’s right.” Tone turning predatory, he purred, “He’s not. He doesn’t belong with us; he doesn’t belong anywhere. ”
At this, all four started chanting, “Halfa freak! Halfa freak! Halfa freak!”
“Shut up!” This time Danny sent command into his voice, and the ghosts’ eyes clouded as if struck. Shaking his head and eyes drifting skyward in exasperation, Danny groaned, “Jeezus. What show did you just come from , Cirque du la Spectra?”
These twits were already giving him a headache. Looks like he’d just have to take them home and sort ‘em out later.
Mind made up, Danny sent his original to grab a Thermos. Even with the mirror broken he could still feel the active energy of his portal buzzing beneath his skin, so he wasn’t surprised at all when the Thermos passed up through the ground near the shattered remains of the mirror. Swooping down to grab the device, Danny aimed, and immediately sucked up the specters.
“Jade, look out!”
“Tohru!”
Apparently the beam of light had gotten too close to the little girl, because one of the biggest men Danny had ever seen, his dad included, rushed thunderous, quaking steps forward to grab her.
Toru? What were the chances? He’d have to tease Hagakure about her long-lost, Sumo wrestler cousin later.
A khaki colored kick flew in from the left, aimed at his chest. Danny caught it with the hand not holding the Thermos, twisting the leg around to unbalance his opponent. Apparently this Jackie Chan was just as good of a martial artist as his counterpart, because the acrobat flipped with his leg, managing to time it so that he stayed balanced, albeit precariously, with arms flailing.
Pushing Jackie away, Danny’s clone suddenly shivered, clutching his mock core. Something was seriously wrong. His very atoms screamed in protest, but not in pain. It was wet and plush and soothing like cricket song on a bed of moss and…that’s when he heard it.
“Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao.”
UGGGGHHHH.
Danny hated anti-ghost magic. This wasn’t the worst spell he’d ever felt, not by far, but it was a trap.
Thinking fast, he sent his original to grab the drone’s string and tug it back into the lab, while he, himself, tossed the Thermos toward the broken mirror like a basketball.
Seeing it disappear into nothingness without so much as a clatter, he whooped, “Nothing but net,” and dispelled both the portal and the clone.
Wednesday, September 26th
3:40 pm
Jazz turned the page of her latest read, watching the warm sun reflect bright off the paper and her exposed skin. It was a perfect seventy-five degrees, with a light breeze and clear skies. Considering Illinois was already having cold snaps this time of year, she was literally basking.
Only barely paying attention to Psychology of the Post-Quirk Mind , she stole glances at Inko, who combed the beach for scraps of trash, lifting them with her mind into a large garbage bag. The Dagoba Upkeep Project had given her a special day-pass quirk permit just for the occasion.
As fascinating as it was to learn how a child’s perception of identity changed depending on what type of quirk they acquired, Jazz was just really enjoying the moment and her drifting thoughts.
How couldn’t she? Sprawled on a beach towel, surrounded by sunscreen, an umbrella, water bottles and other beach goers it felt like summer vacation, something she desperately needed a heavy dose of in her gap year between school. She’d even bought a two piece, navy-blue swimsuit with white ruffles and a gauzy, loose fitting cardigan sweater that tickled her chest and stomach just for the occasion. Inko, too, had gotten a broad-brimmed sun hat and a new sky-blue and pale-salmon floral dress. Modest as she was, though, she still had an old baggy white t-shirt underneath.
It was downright adorable.
To the right of Jazz and Inko’s set up, much further down the beach, a horde of teenage boys went to war against an adult in a giant sand fort. The thirty-ish year old man’s white hair flashed in the sun with gravity-defying wispiness, kept from his eyes by a bright blue headband. He roared battle cries at the kids, grey cloak billowing around him as they sprayed each other down with squirt guns in utter glee. Jazz cracked a smile. Danny would have loved to join.
Speaking of Danny, she’d managed to sneak in an Alastor call with him today during the check in. Nezu didn’t know that just being near the beacon was enough to let the ghost find Jazz’s mind, so they’d taken advantage of the loophole to talk without listening ears. It was a win-win, really. Hagakure got a chance to catch up with her parents, and Jazz got to say hi to Danny.
Apparently quite a bit had happened since their last private check in.
Danny had somehow managed to swipe some oriental spirits from another dimension, for one. Jazz shook her head into her book with a smile, then glanced up to watch by the water, where a father-daughter pair raked the sand for clams, the little stretchy-armed toddler kicking up the ground in tippy-tap excitement.
The Fenton Family Luck was so abysmal it was hilarious. On top of her brother managing to spawn a portal in the middle of a ghost fight, her dad had broken his leg again .
Which, honestly, did little besides make her laugh and groan. Her entire family, sans Danny, were on a first name basis with the Advocate Amity Metro emergency room staff by this point, and once again, it had been a piece of furniture, not a ghost that had taken the patriarch out.
But at least not everything was bad news. Danny had found out that one of their favorite childhood books was real by saving some of its main characters, Kamada-chan had come up with a very promising idea to help him with his portals, and Lunch Lady was doing well. Jazz had been sure that the troublemaker wouldn’t be able to keep out of the public eye due to her short temper, but somehow, she’d managed. It was probably only possible because Danny had earned some pretty big bonus points with her earlier in the week rescuing Boxy from Walker’s prison.
“Jazz-san!”
Jazz was jolted out of her wandering thoughts, only just now noticing that Inko had gotten pretty close.
She flashed a big smile. “What’s up?”
“You’re starting to burn! You need to put on more sunscreen.”
Jazz dropped her eyes to her arms obediently to check, but didn’t really doubt it. She was a ginger, after all. “Whoops! Must have been spacing out too much.”
Grabbing the sunscreen from the towel next to her, where it huddled beneath their tiny lone umbrella, Jazz started slathering. As she worked, her eyes drew up, and she paid closer attention to her host.
Flushed skin, sweat, and heavier than normal breathing.
“Hey, Inko-san, how about you take a break?” she suggested, grabbing a water bottle and holding it out. “We could do something fun by the shore so you can cool off if you want? Liiiike….” Jazz’s eyes searched the beachfront. “We could go dip our feet—er, wade through the shallow water? Or…” Her eyes drew further down the sand, and a devilish glint lit her eyes. “We could go to war!”
Jazz was sure Inko would have paled if she hadn’t been so overheated. As it was, she looked stricken.
“I don’t think I—”
“C’mon!” Jazz snatched her phone off the towel next to her thigh, and used her other hand to grab Inko’s, dragging the anxious woman toward the squirt gun fight. “It’ll be a blast!”
“Jazz-san, I really don’t think I should be out there ruining a bunch of kids’ fun.”
“I’m sure they’d love to have us! Besides, there’s already an adult there, and he’s outnumbered. He needs reinforcements!” Jazz smirked, and added, “Just think of it as practice for evasive maneuvers,” knowing full well that’d made Inko unable to refuse.
Thank goodness she’d brought a lanyard and waterproof sleeve for her cell.
Wednesday, September 26th
4:16 pm
“So this is it, huh?” Unease crept into Danny’s voice as he looked down at his arm, eyeing a fuse he just knew came from the microwave and little spark plugs that’d probably come from, “—Did you guys raid my KIA?!” he demanded angrily, pinning his dad with a glowing glare. “First my alarm clocks, now Mary?! How many times have I told you she’s off limits?!”
Feet hitting the ground with more sound than they’d made in a year, Danny marched up to his father’s chest and shook the far-from-streamlined mechanical sleeve in Jack’s face. The beefy man took an awkward half step back on his casted leg, bumbling excuses. One massive hand rose to ward off his son while the other squeezed a crutch.
Shouts to “Be careful with that!” and “Danny-san!” didn’t stop Danny’s tirade as he told his dad off, continuing to swing the device about with heated words. That is, until the movement jostled a fourteen gauge electrical wire—which was sticking out at a really obnoxious angle near his ear—and two sharp inhales hissed behind him.
He finally glanced Kamada and his mom’s way.
Waving flippantly at white hair that poked crazily from what could only be described as a junk crown, he grumbled, “Relax, the helmet’s fine.”
“Danny-san, the motherboard’s on your arm, not your head!” Kamada just squeaked, eyes pinched and hands attempting to hold a smaller, imaginary version of Danny in place through sheer force of will.
Sheepish, Danny turned to his mom. But instead of reprimanding him, her own head angled towards his dad. Danny didn’t have to see the violet eyes hidden beneath her red welder’s goggles to know she was apologetic, the mirthless quirk to her lips and awkwardly shrugged shoulder giving it away.
It sucked for Kamada to be stuck in the crossfire, but if he allowed his dad’s pilfering now for convenience's sake, it’d never stop. Dozens of Portal Pointer iterations were definitely on their way, and if he didn’t put his foot down, Bloody Mary could get totalled.
Forced to remember the invention’s name, Danny returned to scowling.
Portal Pointer.
What was he, a hunting hound? Sure, it was better than Wormhole Wayfinder , but why couldn’t anyone have just listened to him when he’d brought up Dimension Director?! Just because it was similar to Doorway Detector didn’t make it a bad name!
Danny turned back to his dad, eyes slit.
Yeah, he really needed to put his foot down this time.
Fangs baring in a gruesome smile, he set the house lights to flicker.
…
Two rolls of duct tape, ghost cockroaches and a wee bit o’ mental trauma later, a very happy Danny was wearing the same prototype, albeit with a few modifications from Home Depot and Amity Auto Parts.
It was a good thing he'd “insisted” on the changes, too, because not even a second into infusing the Director with ectoplasm, the arm part cracked loud and started smoking worse than a Treager. Not only was the blackened fuse blown, his Kia would have been down several spark plugs.
“Yikes! You okay, Danno?” His dad asked anxiously, waving one hand above the device. Then, eyes widening, yelled “Override fire dampers!” at the ceiling.
Just in time. The foamers didn’t even have a chance to start spraying.
“Good thinking, Hun,” his mom praised, before reaching toward Danny. Grabbing the junk crown off his head, she held it nearby. Freed from trying to fumble both pieces of the Portal Pointer off at the same time—the loose wires in the middle creating a certain level of difficulty—Danny focused on gently removing only the arm piece.
The moment it was off, Kamada was right there, grabbing his forearm to flip it this way and that, checking for injuries. He just let her. It was kind of refreshing to see her manhandle him a bit. As little as last week, she could hardly bring herself to invade his personal space. It seemed being around crazy, pushy Americans was at least good for something.
He couldn't help the smile he let slip, and she looked up at him questioningly, before blushing bright and jumping back like he'd smacked her. He looked away, deadpanning with much effort.
“I was worried about that,” his mom broke into his thoughts, and Danny turned his eyes her way. She was already busy inspecting the smoking machine, tapping the fuse matter of factly.
“Yeah, me too,” Danny admitted. They'd been going on and on about how much power it took to rip a hole in space and time, yet they expected the device to be able to handle that kind of electrical load?
“Any ideas?” His dad moved to lean over his mom, snaking a hand around her waist.
“Eto, is the-ru any way to add some kind of ectoprasm to DC convertaa-r?” Kamada mused in English, surprisingly quick to recover from her embarrassment. Stepping back into the circle, she glanced at Maddie, then dropped her eyes back to the floor. Even without maintaining eye contact, she barreled on, “Obviously we need a high-a amperage fuse, too. Do they go high-a than five hundured amp here? I know back home we have sevuru million amp fuses, but the-ru are a lot of electuric quick heroes that need them.”
Technical puzzles were Kamada’s bread and butter, and the more confidence she’d gained, the more obvious that’d become. Nothing could reset her brain faster.
“Biggest I've seen is eighty kiloamp, and that was during my stint with Boeing!” Jack proclaimed. “I doubt we could special order something that big, but it'd be worth it to grab the converter off the Spectre Speeder.”
“Hey Guys, I'm gonna leave you to brainstorm,” Danny cut in, grabbing the drone controller to pass to Kamada and splitting in two. “I already got this portal running so I'm gonna check it out before I run out of juice.”
“All right, Sweetie, good luck! We'll be right here.”
Danny walked over to a bench and sat, closing his eyes to focus more deeply on his clone. When he tried, he could push his own consciousness inside and take direct control. Normally, it was a redundant power with no benefits, as his clones could pilot themselves and check in just fine. But in cases like this, it was actually quite convenient.
He—they—he popped his head into the portal, quickly surveying the new location as he stationed the drone-on-a-string just beside him.
Well that was something. Had he managed to portal into Tucker’s browsing history?
Danny swallowed, face flushing green. Thank goodness his jumpsuit wasn't made entirely of spandex.
Taking a calming breath and forcing himself to think of every element on the periodic table, he floated the rest of the way into the mint-green hallway.
Ancients. He was a professional, but her looks were criminal. And really, a nurse?
Obsidian silk surrounded a face of rich, olive skin framed by thick, manicured eyebrows, irises of bright green and a delicate, pointed nose. Her full lips moved, and Danny couldn’t help but stare at the striking black paint covering them as she groaned, “Oh, what fresh torment is this?”
He couldn’t help himself, he really couldn’t.
“Dunno, looks like a dream to me,” he cheesed with an award-winning smile.
So much for being a professional.
Two sets of green eyes shot up to him, and Danny started. Two? There was someone else pushing the gurney with her? She was even more distracting than he thought.
As opposed to the testy, late-twenties italian goddess in pink scrubs, the other girl was just that: a girl. He’d peg the redhead around Hagakure’s age. Probably volunteering for some highschool project. She was curvy too, and kinda cute in her own blue scrubs, but was way too young for him.
Not that that was important!
Focus Fenton!
“Who are you?!” the goddess and her associate—they definitely weren’t friends, if her glare earlier was anything to go by—accused as the two skidded to a stop, the gurney squeaking in protest, sending something tumbling out of the sheets and off the end of the bed. Danny zipped forward, snatching the little thing out of the air and holding it up in offering. “Phantom. I, uh, think you dropped your…” the duplicate looked at his hand, blinking twice in confusion. “hairless rodent?”
“Rufus!” the redhead called in elated relief and the naked mole rat flung itself off his hand, making almost human-like noises as it ran across the gurney and jumped onto the ginger’s shoulder.
Danny ignored it. He’d seen weirder.
Sound crackled in his earpiece just as another voice, this time male, spoke up from the ginger’s pocket.
As Danny’s mom informed, Sweetie, this isn’t the girl’s dimension, but I think it’s the same one as the first drone portal. The tropical dimension, the ginger lifted something vaguely like a blue PDA up to her eyes for a face call.
Kim, did I match you up? came through the speakers, and the girl responded, “Kind of,” before the italian goddess clipped, “Not.”
Turning her head to the goddess, “Kim” explained, “There’s been a cross over between Drakken’s vortex inducer and the cable signal,” just to immediately get back, “Doy, I figured that out three channels ago.”
“Drakken? Vortex inducer? Sounds cliche villain,” Danny quipped. “Did you guys need help?”
“Oh great, another hero,” the goddess grumped, blowing hair out of her eyes and leaning back from the gurney to cross her arms.
Who’s there with you? the PDA questioned. That didn’t sound like just Shego.
“Some superhero character, no big.”
“Hey now!” the halfa protested, a teasing lit to his voice as his eyes panned over to “Shego”. “I resent that. I’d say I’m very big. ”
The goddess snorted. “Yeah, no. You're barking up the wrong tree, pipsqueak.”
“I’m six foot one!”
Kim, he's got a biosignature.
“Hold up. That person’s real? ” Kim looked Danny up and down. “But he’s, like, so cheesy.”
The ghost grinned, internally grateful that the teen had missed his double entendre. Then, curious as to what would make him “fake”, he spread out his senses.
Huh. It felt like he was inside of Doomed.
Wait. Vortex inducer. Cable signal. Superhero character.
“Are we in a TV show?” Danny spun in a circle, inspecting the walls and other hospital personnel that were avoiding them with a squint.
“Wow, you do catch on fast,” Shego antagonized, inspecting her nails.
The duplicate smirked, “And you give off major femme fatale vibes. How am I the one that’s TV show material?”
Kim! the PDA guy interrupted, and Danny’s attention shifted.
“Go, Wade, I’m listening.”
I got a lock on Ron. I’ll try to move you guys into the same dimension.
Ah, so he wasn’t the only one reality hopping.
“Oh great, dweeb to the rescue,” the goddess complained, which drew a sarcastic, “You don’t happen to have a younger sister named Paulina by any chance, do you?” from Danny.
Kim eyed them both. “And what makes you guys think you’re coming with?”
“You’d leave me behind?” Danny touched one gloved hand to his chest, feigning hurt, then willed a small transformation ring to appear just above his head. “Rude. I’ve been nothing if not an angel.”
“Ha! As if, ‘big boy’ .” Shego reached out, snatching Kim’s arm and twisting it behind her back. Brandishing a hand covered in green fire, she held it up to the ginger’s neck. “And I know you’re gonna take me with, because this all is too moopy for me.”
Danny bit his lip.
Her devilish smirk…the violent way she pinned the other girl in place, heated flickers highlighting her already sharp green irises…
Heat unfurled in his gut.
Cheese and rice, what the Hel was wrong with him?!
Was this a ghost thing?
Unnerved and now decidedly scowling, Danny surged forward, tail condensing behind him as Kim slapped the burning hand away, contorted around, and broke free from the grapple. Breezing into the opening as if he was working with Sam or Tuck, Danny snaked around Shego, lower half turning boa constrictor.
At least when he had a tail, Danny lacked other bits.
Unaware of her ally’s inner turmoil, Kim ducked out of the way like a pro, taking the assist like it was just another Tuesday as she gushed, “Moopy? Oh, you were on Pal’s; I love that show!”
Wrapped tight, Shego just groaned, “Figures.”
Then reality warped around them.
“—y lair! I'm back!” a new voice shouted in glee, only to, a moment later, be drowned out by thuds as Kim and Rufus tumbled into a preexisting dogpile on the floor.
Shego maintained something of an advantage, held in place above the disgruntled pile by Danny as she rolled her eyes.
“Well, well, the geek got us home.”
Strangely enough, their surroundings weren't the only thing that'd changed. For some reason, Kim and Shego were in different outfits. Kim sported olive green cargo pants, gloves and a black crop top while Shego slimmed down with a sexy black and green jumpsuit.
Wowza.
This was really giving him Technus flavored deja vu. He scowled harder at the memory of a glowing green TV remote.
“Rufus, Buddy!” another ginger called from the mess of limbs, pulling himself out and grabbing the naked rodent off Kim's shoulder to hold close.
“ And now….” Freed from the pile, the other male—who'd just proclaimed this updated cave as his “lair”—struggled to his feet and dusted himself off, dramatic tone at odds with a pair of wobbly knees.
“Dude, you okay? You don't look so good,” Danny commented, surveying the man's pale blue skin, black, greasy ponytail and eye rings so dark they'd make a raccoon jealous. “The one we just came from's probably worthless, but do I need to get you to a hospital?!”
Danny kept Shego in place as he stretched his front half forward like deep fried mozzarella, laying a concerned palm on the startled man's shorter forehead. His other hand raised in front of the guy's face, moving two fingers back and forth before irisless black pupils.
His skin was surprisingly warm for cyanosis.
A snort sounded at the clone's back as his hands were swatted away by a mockery of flailing martial arts.
“Yeah, no. Dr. D's fine,” Shego laughed, followed a second later by the rodent lover's shrill voice, “The only medical help Drakken needs is psychiatric.”
“Ha!” The blue man's exhale was breathy. Definitely not a laugh, but the actual sound h and a make when combined. “How rude!”
Wait, wasn't he the villain? Why did he sound so genuinely offended?
“That's not something I want to hear from you, Mr.—uhm—er…” The doctor turned Danny's way. “Shego! What’s this kid's name again?”
“Oh come oooon. We just went over this. Not even one channel ago,” the ginger boy whined. “Ron. Ron Stoppable . Kim Possible's sidekick.”
“Right…”
Danny burst into laughter. “Hold up.” More giggles escaped. “You thought I was a TV character, but your name's Kim Possible . And your friend's Ron Stoppable? Let me guess.” The quipster gestured from one ginger to the next. “You can do anything, and he's the comic relief.”
“Hey!” Ron yelped.
“Wow, you really are quick, aren't you?” Shego laughed.
Taking advantage of Danny's loosened grip from the lighter atmosphere, Shego pushed out strongly, dropping free of his tail's hold and catching herself lightly on the reddish stone floor below.
He could have held her, sure, but since she was no longer flaming hot, and just didn't have enough of that “your pelt will adorn my wall” vibe, he didn't feel it necessary.
“Wait a minute.” Suddenly, Ron's disbelief turned into a squeal. Grabbing Rufus off his shoulder and holding the naked mole rat out in Danny's direction, Ron pointed vehemently between the clone and his friend, voice breaking. “Rufus, how could you?!”
Indignant, confused grumbles tumbled from the little mammal as it smacked grumpily at its owner's hand.
“What do you mean, what am I talking about?! You didn't tell me they made a Danny Phantom reboot!!! The cowardice, the treachery, the betrayal!” The teen gestured dramatically with both hands towards his heart, then swept them wide at the room.
Rufus turned sharply toward the ghost, following Danny with a dropped jaw and beady eyes, head swiveling to keep the duplicate in its line of sight as it ignored getting swung around.
How in Clockwork's name did this kid know his name?
“Ron, how did you know his name?” Kim broke in, echoing Danny's confused thoughts.
“KP! That's Danny Phantom! Half-ghost superhero with wacky inventor parents? Hellooo??? Channel 34?” Ron suddenly dropped Rufus in his pants pocket to raise his hands to his mouth for impromptu beatboxing. “Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen, when his parents built a very, strange machine! It was designed. To view. A world unseen.” Seeing blank stares, and oblivious to Danny's abject horror, Ron continued, “The one with the really awful ending, remember? Wade got super upset about it because they turned the Earth intangible to avoid an asteroid made of knock-off ghost kryptonite. ” Ron's gaze skipped about, searching for a pond of recognition to land in. Seeing none, and even some skepticism creeping in on Drakken and Shego's part, his gestures turned more wild. “It was such a huge plot hole; it made like zero sense! The ecto-ranium should have canceled any ghost powers the second it got close! Plus, when his secret identity got revealed to the world, there was just suddenly world peace and everyone stopped chasing his ghost half? Laaame.”
Okay. What the heck was this kid talking about? Asteroid? Identity reveal? Maybe the TV version of himself wasn't quite so accurate, after all.
Everyone traded glances, now eyeing Ron like he had a screw loose as Danny's unease settled slightly at the thought.
“C'mon. I can't be the only one who sees it. Sure, I mean he's old now—”
Old?!
Danny's hair bristled, short-lived calm evaporating like water dropped on a hot stove.
“—but that's definitely him! He's even got the insignia on his chest and everything!”
“Ron,” Kim reproached, “He's not some cartoon. He's real. Wade got a biosignature off him.”
“Real?!” Ron squeaked, turning wide, startled eyes on Danny. “How?!”
Seeing his own existential crisis mirrored in Ron's gaze, Danny opted to keep his mouth shut.
“Ron, not really important right now,” Kim covered her face with a palm, the other hand waving toward the vortex inducer that crackled with electricity nearby.
“You're absolutely right, that's not important!”
“Eh?” Drakken voiced the confusion they all keenly felt as three full grown men in matching superhero outfits, capes included, approached from seemingly nowhere.
“ You need to take a time out. I mean, seriously. Please .” The lead man with floofy, parted, blonde hair stepped forward. Behind him, a clean-cut brunet raised his arms toward the ceiling in dismay. “You call this a villain’s lair.”
Fifty bucks said the second guy was gay based on his voice alone.
Taken aback by this turn of events as the two speakers surrounded Drakken—the brunet holding his hands up to the vortex inducer like he was framing a picture—the doctor defended meekly, “Well, yes.”
“Talk about a work in progress,” the third man—a dirty blonde—oozed pityingly as he joined the approach.
“And just who are you?” Drakken looked between the three, mildly offended by their rude, posse-like behavior.
In answer, a disembodied narration echoed around the lair, “It's Guy, Larson and Score, the treacherous trio. And you're on Evil Eye for the Bad—”
Pain tore through the clone, evaporating his existence faster than a ghost ray.
—
The real Danny blinked swimming vision at the inside walls of a cramped thermos nearly an hour later. His mucousy body ached as it sloshed around inside the tube, a disgusting ghost slushie surrounded by partially frozen ecto-vomit.
He couldn't bring himself to care. It'd been fast thinking on his Mom's part, saving everyone from his fritzy power episode with not a moment to spare.
Plus, all things considered, it was a miracle how few episodes he'd had this past week. Maybe the problem with the Zone was going away on its own.
Stilling himself, he waited for his family to let him out, hoping against all odds that he hadn't jinxed himself.
Chapter Notes:
-Bakugo’s childhood friends went to a park that I based off Yumenoshima Park in Tokyo https://maps.app.goo.gl/TqvNbcCx8AH83ktw6
-His friends aren’t actually named from what I can tell except the winged dude, tsubasa. Which, btw, has some interesting spoiler lore I vaguely referenced if you feel like looking him up.
-Scraptly is my offbrand Scrafty (the dark-fighting pokemon)
-plain, gray polo shirts along with dark brown trousers is the uniform for Ketsubutsu academy
-Call of Honor is Call of Duty mixed with Medal of Honor
-Japanese people are famous for being obsessed with umbrellas. Being from a super rainy area in the US, it was always obvious who was an exchange student because they religiously had an umbrella, and we just use coats. If you go to Japan, EVERYONE has one. They’re in most stores for sale, and even most hotels have them to check out for the day.
-Kachi-kachi is the sound a clock makes in Japan. This is my rip-off TikTock. LOL
-I’m sorry for the intrusive thought about the tail. But I wanted people from the Green With Envy server to be like “YOU DIDN’T!!!” *cough* Ana *cough* This is a real thought I had a while back due to a literal fever dream that I felt compelled to share with the class. It is what eventually spawned the bone sack lore. LOL. XD
-the helmet Hagakure wears is the virtual ghost hunting program that Jazz used to exercise in the Micromanagement episode
-hippo birdy two ewes is a running joke in my family for happy birthday to you.
My mom's card to me:
My response:
Notes:
Chapter Notes Continued...
-hagakure references the Euonymus japonicus (evergreen spindle or Japanese spindle), which is a native bush species of Japan, Korea, and China and the camphor tree which are native to eastern asia
-Jumper is the portal user that debuted 8 years ago, that Mido mentioned in Ch. 6
-akihabara is the anime/young people’s fun district in tokyo
-I decided that patty baker was the perfect name for lunch lady. It just sounds so much like her. Boxy was a little more creative. Robbert (the dutch spelling) Xavier (spanish origin) can be shortened to Bob X. Hence, his nickname in the warehouse he used to work in while alive devolved over time into just “Box” or “Boxy” as a joke. The “ghost” bit was only added after he died.
-Momo’s birthday is the 23rd of september
-One of the themes I’m hinting at is that Danny’s portals are more likely to form in places that already have lore dealing with portals. It’s not that he can’t make portals to other places, but some universes are more “okay” with being tampered with than others, since that area is more used to it. His instincts are subtly directing his portals. Lol. Also, now that he’s *trying* to connect to MHA, he’s less likely to. XD Ironically, he’d have better luck if he wasn’t trying and was just opening them for funsies. His instincts would direct them better but his conscious mind and worries are getting in the way now. Hahahaha. There is actually another reason in the background as well, but, well, that would be telling, now wouldn't it. ;)
-when izuku’s talking with his mom, this is what he knows about his mom’s situation so far: she’s dieting, she hired a personal trainer, she asked if her friend could stay in his room for a bit, and she has a friend who is a psychiatrist that did a session with Bakugo. He still doesn’t know Jazz is the psychiatrist that visited Bakugo because Bakugo didn’t say shit about his session.
-January is the dryest month in Shizuoka
-Tanegashima is a japanese musket, that was more elegant and accurate than their spanish cousins at the cost of firepower. In the videos I looked up about it being loaded, I didn’t ever see them add in a ball to the barrel, only course gunpowder, so I didn’t add the ball to the analogy. If that’s wrong, lmk. Also, fun fact, they used wicks to set off the guns!
-Gwin, The Lord of Embers in Dark Anima is really the final boss, Gwyn, The Lord of Cinders in Dark Souls, a notoriously hard game
-Marquis of Perhill is my offbrand Duke of Hazzard, since the part is from Toru's pov. Yes I know she probably wouldn't know the American movie, but i simply can't picture a japanese person vault-sliding across something outside of the Olympics. I wouldn't even know where to begin to find a reference like that. Figured hill was a fun thing to add to a town name, and peril is a synonym for hazard. Hehehe. I'm particularly proud of this one if you didn't notice.
-really really donkey is a reference to shrek and eddie murphy voices donkey. The second quote is Mushu from Mulan, who is also voiced by eddie murphy. So the spare murphy joke is related to that.
-so, Danny used the ice ray to kill the evil lady. He just did it in a way that it looked like she was simply being restrained for Hagakure's sake. He knows exactly who she is, and just how much damage she’ll do if left alive. As a side note, she was technically still alive when the connection got severed, but will die from her heart freezing solid within a few hours, whether she breaks out of the ice or not. It's similar to falling through the veil.
-”Fan material” or uchiwa neta is the equivalent japanese phrase for inside joke. I'm assuming that it came about because you can use uchiwa fans to cover your face when you talk. Like, people can't read your lips in a room if you speak quietly, so your joke is only heard by the person next to you. Although, looking at the kanji meaning, the first one means between and the second is circle or loop, so maybe it's about keeping things between a small circuit?
-Tucker also knows exactly what universe they visited. There is a running joke between him and Danny about Tolkien superiority.
-cyanosis is when skin turns blue due to lack of oxygen, which danny thinks drakken has because he's blue. Lol.
-cirque du la Spectra is grammatically incorrect. It was a joke based on Cirque du Soliel, but Danny doesn’t speak french. Rofl. the correct form should have been Cirque de Spectra. I know what I did. Zero regrets. XD
-A common medical group in Illinois is Advocate
-supposedly nickelodeon is channel 34 in Colorado, which is where Middleton is theorized by fans to be. I tried to have it be Danny's actual channel. Lmao.
-Danny’s Kia is red, and cars tend to be female names so I went with “Bloody Mary” as the joke. XD
Chapter 23: Spies in Disguise
Notes:
Reminder!
I have a Rewrite of Portal Panic started! Chapters 1-4 are done! It's mostly just a polish of later chapters, and a streamlining of earlier chapters.Author's Note:
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All scenes with only MHA characters will be written in English, for ease of reading, but the characters are actually speaking Japanese to each other.
If a scene is being translated the entire time, and there are no language issues anywhere in an entire scene because of a translation device, the scene will just be written as normal. But you know who speaks what. I believe in you.
Thursday, September 27th
7:12 am
“So how's everything with Jazz?”
There was an awkward quiet on the other end of the line.
It was obvious Izuku's mom knew what he was doing. How couldn't she when this was his second call since Sunday?
Maybe checking in every two days was too much…
But then again…
Izuku's eyes darted around the Heights Alliance Lounge, watching about half of 1A finish their morning routines.
Should he break the silence or let it rest? He had started in a bit strong.
Spare hand jerking down to play with the knee inseam of his dark blue slacks, he amended, “W-well, because! I was just…wondering how your quiz went?”
Voice questioning himself as much as her, he didn't sound convincing. Far from it.
To her credit, Inko was more resigned than suspicious …Okay, I guess. This one section made me explain what I’d do if someone got held hostage in front of me—I really struggled with that—but I aced the part about reading microexpressions. I know what Jazz-sensei wants me to write, but I'm not…I don't think that's what I'd really do if someone had a knife to a kid's throat, you know?
Hmmm. It was always harder to act on logic backed by statistics than instinct, especially for empaths like them. If he knew more about the specifics of the quiz, he could probably give a detailed breakdown of exactly why the counterintuitive answer made sense—like how putting a drop-down oxygen mask on yourself before others in a depressurized airplane meant you could actually breathe enough to save more people—but he didn't want to dig too deeply into her coursework. That's not why he was calling.
“She's teaching you about hostage situations? I know you miss me, but I didn’t think it was so bad you’d follow me into the hero course,” he joked.
Why was she, though? If anything, Inko was more likely to be the hostage than a rescuer, and Jazz's main job was a therapist.
Something he'd found out during their last call. Along with several other major revelations that hit him harder than a truck in some isekai manga.
It's part of learning self-defense. Hearing the guarded edge to his mom’s tone, Izuku shifted in place on the couch, disrupting his bag that sat next to him until it slid into his outer thigh. Automatically, he pushed it back onto more stable stuffing. Jazz-sensei says it's better to be prepared for all kinds of scenarios! If you have a default plan to fall back on, you aren't as likely to panic! Or, well, Inko’s confidence faded as fast as a photochromic t-shirt in a dark room, at least that’s what I'm told…
“No, no, she's right!” He didn’t want his mom to think he was interrogating her. He was just…gently extracting intel on the person Nezu had allowed on campus.
To counsel Kacchan.
“That's really sound advice.” Leg starting to bounce and eyes flitting about as he thought of something more to say, Izuku latched onto Todoroki starting super early dinner prep—vegetable washing—at the kitchen sink.
That was it!
“We do something similar with All Might-sensei, only for us, it's during hands-on exercises.”
A giggle made him still.
“What’s so funny?” he prodded.
I really am taking a hero course, aren’t I? Copying the experts and everything! Maybe you could give me some pointers sometime, eh, Senpai~?
When she stressed the last word, Izuku malfunctioned.
This wasn't what he'd expected to gain from this conversation—he'd wanted more reassurance that being uneasy over Jazz's existence was just paranoia—but she'd just made him realize something else entirely.
Not counting that one yoga class they’d taken together when he was in elementary school, this was the first time in years he and his mom had something in common.
Sure, they’d always had a close relationship, but as much as she cared for and supported him, their power dynamic was never equal. Overshadowed by constant fretting and kyōiku mothering, it'd been stifling. But now his mom was starting to understand his goals and hardships in more than just a tangential way. Izuku wasn’t just her “Sweet Baby Boy” anymore.
Heart unseizing, his face broke out in a melty cheese grin.
Maybe going over her quiz results in depth wasn’t such a bad idea, after all.
“You know what, Mom? I'd love that.”
Funny how the person who’d compelled him to make this call was the very same one who'd brought about such a positive change in his life.
In fact—
“Can you hold on a second? I just remembered something I have to do. It won't take long.”
Sure!
With a soft smile, Izuku pulled his cell away from his ear to log into UA's student portal, then after a few taps, announced, “Okay, I'm done.”
He was officially signed up for an appointment with Jazz Smith this coming Sunday.
That fast? You could have taken your time! I'm just in the middle of pickling some lotus root for next week's field trip.
“Oh yeah? I thought you renounced those after that sand castle caved-in beneath you?” he teased.
Dagoba was fun! Inko defended, then, voice turning sulky and quiet, grumbled, Even if I did get a ton of sand in my swimsuit…But The Nest will be totally different! She quickly turned around.
“You're going to The Nest?”
Yeah! The director could really use the extra help with the kids, and who knows, maybe we'll even see Hawks!
Keigo Takami, wing hero. Blond hair, gold eyes, red wings. Height, 172 cm, type B blood, latest battle three days ago at—
If we do, I'll try to get you an autograph!
“Really? That'd be great!” Izuku admitted. He didn't have one from Japan's Number two yet, even if he did have seven—eto, six (All Might didn't count anymore) of the top twenty. “Thanks, Mom.”
Thursday, September 27th
7:55 am
“So how do I set the coordinates?”
“Hold your horses, Sweetie. We have to get the Portal Pointer to even work before we can worry about that. Just leave it unset and it should default to somewhere nearby.”
Danny looked down at his arm, the second prototype blinking a green “standby” signal into the room, fighting and failing to overtake the already pink rim light cast by the Boom Box.
“All right.” Danny went intangible, walking around Kamada into the shielded portion of the lab before releasing the power. “Are we ready, then?”
“Hit it!” His dad yelled, head bobbing.
Following his new daily routine, Danny duplicated, then opened an interdimensional doorway.
Because, ya know, what else would he do on average Thursday?
The part of the Portal Pointer that sat on his head instantly heated, and he hissed, phasing out of it. It dropped, swinging in an arc as the wires connecting it to the gauntlet caught the weight and redistributed it. Rubbing ice into his hair with a pinched expression, he phased off the rest of the device and passed it through the Boom Box to his mom's awaiting hands.
Seeing her look, he offered an offhand, “No worries,” and, to prove it really wasn't a big deal, went back to grab a waiting Scout off the floor. Tossing the drone into the misty vortex, he watched his dad hobble over to the remote—that’d already been tuned to the drone. Trying to pick it up around his crutch, Jack only succeeded in fumbling it further down the lab table.
With a shake of the head and a smile, Danny transferred awareness over to his clone and dove inside the portal.
Choking on a cold gasp the second he passed through, Danny searched the murky gloom of a brushy, deciduous forest.
Luckily he could see just fine in the low light of the setting sun, enhanced eyesight picking out details beneath the large, ivy-strung trees. It felt tropical, but dryer than a true jungle. Probably at a high enough altitude to keep it from getting too muggy.
Strangely, he wasn't that tense, so he spread his ghost sense, prodding the aura nearby with his own. The answering nudge was weak, but insistent, pulling his attention to what felt like the Shade of a girl. Her lingering emotion must have imprinted without enough ectoplasm to form a core, but it was still strong enough for a sense of self.
Floating in the direction she pulled, Danny started to hear shouting in the distance.
She was definitely leading him somewhere, but it felt benevolent, if nervous.
As Danny drew closer, the voices got louder, and he finally recognized the far-off shouts for what they were: a name.
“Eliiiiza!”
Somehow he knew it wasn't the Shade's name. She felt too old for that. Faded but substantial as a watercolor painting.
A periphery of emotions not his own dancing along his aura, and another tug told him the story.
“Eliza” was missing, and this Shade knew where to look.
After switching his senses over to his main body real quick to let his family know what the clone was up to, Danny left the portal and Scout behind.
Feeling a tug on his core again, he veered around a tree and flew over a small ravine filled with thorny thicket. Passing a ten foot long patch of mud that was clearly once a puddle, he could feel himself getting closer. The last of the light faded away and turned full dark by the time he found her.
“...legends. They're just these stupid stories that have been told for so long that people forget they're make believe! My grandmother had a name for the flamingo in her yard. That didn't make it real .”
Danny was sure Eliza was talking to herself to make things less scary. That is, until something answered, sounding oddly grunty and animalistic.
Core thrum growing louder in his ears, Danny exploded through the last of the brush and touched down on his feet in front of the freckled, ginger girl. Ready to throw out an ecto-shield, he ignored the, “Eeeek!!!” and flailing white arms that followed, too busy searching the underbrush for the wild animal.
In the short time Danny was distracted, the girl jumped to her feet from her crouch and started to run, forcing him to shout, “Wait, I didn't mean to scare you, I'm here to help!”
Eliza ducked around a tree, a bespectacled eye and braided pigtail popping out behind the rough, wiry trunk.
“I wasn't scared. I was surprised,” she ground out, obviously peeved.
Danny snorted, just glad she hadn't kept running and impressed with her bravery. “M-hm. Sure.” Seeing the girl's indignant look, he rubbed the back of his neck, aura flaring a bit in embarrassment.
The light triggered another squawk of fear, before she blurted, “What are you?!”
Danny's smile lowered a hair and he raised an eyebrow. “Wow, rude much?” The girl's single visible eye looked to the side, and she shuffled out from behind the tree, one hand holding the elbow of her other arm straight along her side. Taking that as a sign to let it go, Danny answered, “My name's Phantom, and I'm a ghost.”
It was the girl's turn to snort, and a hand rushed to cover a braces-filled grin.
“What? Don't believe me? Or is my name a little too,” Danny detached his schnoz from his face, and flicked it at her, “ on the nose for you?”
Another yelp, this one filled with nervous giggles, as the missing appendage disappeared into smoke before it could hit her.
At least he'd succeeded in breaking the ice.
“So, uh, what did you mean when you said you were here to help?” This time, Eliza was cautiously curious.
“You're lost, right?” Danny reformed his nose and gestured with a thumbs-up (or rather, sideways) in the direction where he still heard adults calling Eliza's name. “I was gonna carry you home.”
“Oh yeah? And how can I be sure you aren't trying to take me away somewhere to eat me?!”
The look oozing from Danny's face may as well have shouted, “Do I look like I belong in a crappy horror film?” Turning around, he got ready to shoot a ghost ray into the sky so at least her parents could find her if his energy ran out. If she took too long to trust him he might lose the portal before he could even help.
Eliza must have mistaken his intentions, because she shouted, “No, wait; I'm sorry! Don't leave!”
Still sending the ecto-ball high into the air like a fluorescent green flare, Danny turned back ‘round and crossed his arms.
“Please help us,” she begged, wringing her hands.
“Us?”
“Yeah, me and Darwin.”
“Who's Darwin?” Genuinely curious, Danny listened harder.
And heard another heartbeat.
When his toxic-green eyes zeroed in on a nearby bush, some kind of monkey—who was nearly the same size as Eliza—startled out of it and latched onto her side. His very nervous, human-like expression and outfit—blue gym shorts with a matching white-striped, tank-top—marked him as the “wild” animal Danny had thought was ambushing Eliza prior.
“I take it the monkey is Darwin?”
“Chimpanzee.”
“Ah, sorry. I only know way too much about one primate, and that's the purple-back gorilla.”
“Now I know you're making fun of me.”
“Huh?”
“I've never heard of a purple-back gorilla, and I know a lot about animals.”
“Well, there’s only one breeding pair left in the world, so I'm not surprised.”
“Wait, they're real?!”
Danny couldn't help it; he laughed. “Because a rare gorilla is so much harder to take in than the ghost standing in front of you.”
“Hey! I come from a family of zoologists, and my parents make nature documentaries! I've never even heard of a purple-back. At least I can see you.”
Still chuckling at the turn of events, Danny realized he hadn't answered the girl's question. “Of course they're real. The reason I know about them is because my hometown is in charge of the repopulation project. I even got to hold Sampson—that's the female—’s new baby.”
“Aww, they already had a kid?”
At this, the chimpanzee shook one of Eliza's shoulders, making low, concerned noises.
She waved him off with an, “Oh, calm down, Dar. You worry too much. I really think he's just trying to help.” Still, rolling her eyes, she asked, “Where is your hometown? You don't sound African.”
Did she just…talk to that chimp?
After a second, he let the info pass him by. Who was a reality hopping half-ghost to throw stones?
“Guilty. I'm American.”
“Really?! Me too! Well, my mom is! My dad's side is British. Where do you—?”
“How about we finish this conversation in the air,” Danny cut her off, feeling his energy sapping away in real time as he pointed upward. “I want to fly you home before I run out of juice.”
Danny held out his arms, waiting for the ginger and her sidekick to choose to become clingwrap.
“You can fly?!” Eliza barked excitedly, lunging forward to see if she could actually touch him. With a startled gasp when yes, she could, the brash girl latched onto the right side of his body, and waved Darwin toward his left.
Danny hiked her up on his hip and reached an arm under her butt for support as the chimp leaned back and forth, making anxious noises in his throat and starting to shake his head.
“C'mon Dar, you're being rude!”
His grunts and oo's turned indignant and louder, but he inched forward.
“What's gotten into you, he's super nice!”
“It's probably because I'm a ghost. He can feel it. Lots of animals can't stand to be around ectoplasm, it makes them real antsy. Like bugs crawling under your skin.”
This time, Danny could practically hear the vehement, “Thank you!” that Darwin shouted in Primate, both hands gesturing toward the halfa's face and stomach in one swift move like a stage reveal. Almost immediately, the chimp gave Danny a once-over and sighed, actually sighed, before climbing aboard and starting to shiver.
“Hey guys, I'm gonna make this quick, so hold on tight.”
Darwin whimpered, eyes squeezing shut when Danny took off, fast .
At the speed they were zipping above the trees, it wasn’t even one minute before they heard, “ELIZA!”
“That's my mom!” Eliza wiggled around in Danny's grip, looking in the direction they jetted toward despite the wind trying to steal her glasses. “Phantom, over there! It's our ComVee!”
“I know, I've been listening to your parents yell from the get-go. I knew exactly where we were going.”
“No way! You have elephant hearing?!”
Elephant hearing? This kid really was obsessed with animals.
Squashing a smile as he touched down just a foot shy of the forest's border, Danny replied, “Something like that.”
Passengers sliding off, he clapped once, his right hand sliding up to hold a single finger parallel to the corner of his mouth. “Okay, Kids. Last stop on the Phantom Express. I gotta head out now, but I think it's best you keep me a secret, don't you?” Looking first at Darwin, then Eliza, he raised a brow. “Think you can do that?”
“Don't worry, I'm great at keeping secrets.” Eliza remarked with a sly smile.
Watching Darwin rub the back of his head and sheepishly kick a small pebble, Danny didn't doubt it.
Letting his body fade into invisibility, and feeling a relieved, “Thank you,” from the Shade, he released the clone.
Thursday, September 27th
8:13 am
Hmmm.
To do or not to do? That is the question.
What exactly was Fumikage Tokoyami trying to do right now?
Well.
Fumikage's feathers ruffled and he shook the entire half of his upper body along with his head to dispel the tension.
They were here in homeroom, waiting for school to start, and there was a little fuzzy in Kaminari-kun's hair. Probably left over from a wild night of thrashing dreams. Something Fumikage only knew about because his futon at a summer camp had been dangerously close to Denki's.
The problem right now was: Fumikage was absolutely itching to remove it, and unfortunately, Kaminari was standing directly in front of him.
Why couldn't his classmate stay in his own seat two rows back? Why did he have to copy Todoroki-kun's notes at the other boy's desk?
Little clacks sounded from Fumikage's beak, and he stilled his jaw. It would be so easy to just pluck it out. Just lean forward, and it'd take but a second. He didn't even have to use his mouth. If he used his fingers, Denki would think nothing of it.
But.
Toko's feathers raised and lowered again, a sharp feeling of discontentment vibrated along his nerves.
How could he so easily groom someone else?
He wanted to. Oh, did he want to. But even if the action wasn't special to Kaminari-kun, it was to Fumikage, and that would be telling .
Public displays of affection were generally frowned upon in Japan. He still remembered in elementary school when he'd tried to feed his best friend a strawberry directly from his beak—something his parents did on the regular for each other—only to have the teacher pull him aside for a lesson on “boundaries”.
Sigh .
Since then, he'd worked hard to put up an edgy, dark facade—it helped him keep his bird-brained instincts to himself—but it would be so easy to slip up with the generally touchy-feelyness of his new classmates.
Maybe he needed to keep his beak busy. Fumikage shoved out of his seat—though he made sure it was in a quiet and refined way—to walk over the kelly-green cubbies lining the side of the room. Picking through his backpack, he pulled out a plastic baggy filled with small, rounded, yet dimpled green fruits that somewhat resembled a bell pepper crossed with a quince. Bringing them back to his desk, he glided into his seat and grabbed one out just to wedge it between the two pointiest parts of his beak. Savoring the almondy, licorice-vanilla scent, he started nibbling. His instincts screamed to toss his head around—to rip off pieces with centrifugal force, but unlike his Asian Koel counterpart, he had hands. And manners.
Working his way through the first yellow oleander pod, he felt his hip vibrate and reached into his pocket.
Another update on Yokai Yotogi. The forum had plenty to say this week, as another poor soul—may she rest in peace—had been taken by Aokigahara Forest. Still, he perused the rest of the updates with dutiful eyes.
He didn't expect to find anything. News on the bake-danuki had grown scarce since last Friday and not too much had shown up otherwise.
It wasn't that big of a deal, though. Not anymore. Knowing Hagakure was safe had taken any tension out of looking for Lunch Lady. Still, Nezu had specifically asked, so Fumikage kept scrolling.
Until his eyes tripped over one specific topic.
Ōgetsu-hime in Yuikitada?!
Normally Fumikage would ignore this obvious clickbait, but how could he when it was about a goddess of food?
Suckered in, he started reading about a food bank, and before he made it even a third of the way into the post, sent the resulting thread to the group chat.
Thursday, September 27th
8:30 am
“Why is this portal so…fleshy?” Kamada asked, causing Jack Fenton's eyes to twitch from the drone’s remote screen over to the slight girl. She was sitting on his wife's left, while Hagakure sat right, the two girls balanced as manicured hedges framing a walkway. Jack and Danny, as the tallest, stood just behind the lab bench, hovering only close enough to peek over Maddie's shoulders.
Chunky, grey slime blurred half the camera, remnants from when the drone had damn near birthed through the portal into the other world.
“I don't know. Kinda feels like Carnivorous Canyon, just…darker.”
Jack couldn't see much of what his son was talking about until the drone's flashlight turned on—why couldn't he have supernatural eyesight like Danny? Even then, the beam barely fought its way into a dank passage as if the very air was eating it alive. The walls were wet, but unnaturally so, a tunnel left behind by some great worm, if he had to guess. Dappled vines crept along the floor, writhing in place when they got too close to the drone, and grey dust motes—or were they spores?—glowed in the light's ray like demented cottonwood seeds.
The Scout, itself, was…not doing well. Symbols flashed across the remote screen, telling Jack there was not only electrical shorts in circuits 12D, 27B, and 52A, but there was also a clog in the ecto-flight lines, problems with the thermometer, and—
Burnt rubber invaded Jack's nose and forced his eyes over to his son, who was removing another smoking Portal Pointer prototype. Putting it on a stack of napkin notes scrawled through with Jack's sloppy handwriting, Danny followed his earlier words up with, “I feel like there's a better word than ‘darker’, but I can't put my finger on it.”
Melted tire was soon replaced by raw clams left too long in the sun and Jack, “aha!”d.
“I think the word you're looking for is rotten, Danny-boy!” Smiling bright, and armpit holding a crutch in place, Jack pinched his nose shut with thick fingers. Going nasally from the pressure, he started to reminisce, “Reminds me of when we first bought FentonWorks. Mads wanted a girls-only housewarming party, so I packed up and rode my Valkyrie out to Lake Michigan! Bought some clams on my way home, and Man, was that a mistake. Just completely forgot about ‘em in my saddlebags. Parked my bike in the shed and that was that. Didn't find ‘em for weeks .”
“Daaad…” The word was trepidatious, and paired with several insistent upper-arm pats, but since he hadn't finished his story, Jack barreled on, “Took eight whole boxes of baking soda to—”
“DAD!!!” A white Kevlar-HAZMAT blur grabbed Jack's chin and forced his face down, making him look directly into his son's startled, toxic eyes. “You shouldn't be able to smell it!”
“Covert contamination! We've got a breach!” Jack whipped his head out of Danny's grasp to look at the portal—that was already closed, thank goodness—and pounced into action. As his son bolted toward the Boom Box to flash electric-blue energy through the air, Jack launched himself toward a decon switch on the right-hand wall. Grey hail clinked to the ground around Danny at the same time Jack tripped.
He hadn't lifted his cast high enough, so when it stubbed the tile, it threw him off balance, and he flew forward. Crutches splaying wide like bony metal wings, he swept half a lab table free of its contents, his suit puffing up around him like an overheated popcorn kernel.
Calmly avoiding his flailing crutches and foam-flated form, Maddie walked past to bump the red button with the padded side of her fist. “Don't let it get in your eyes; it's got bleach in it!” she warned, as liquid sprayed from above.
Danny rushed to her side, quick to enact the family's decontamination protocol. Within a minute, he had already phased all foreign matter from everyone in the room, making short work of any stray spores by freezing them to the ground.
“Great job, Kiddo! Now any chance you'll help your old man up?”
Danny rolled his eyes, but reset Jack's suit and held out a hand.
Now free, and a tad giddy, Jack lurched to his feet and hobbled to the back shelves of the lab. Grabbing a petri dish, he snagged several pieces of hail off the ground and dropped them inside before capping it.
After ectology and engineering, mycology was Jack's next favorite thing.
So getting to study some alien mushrooms that might also be ghosts?
Today was frickin’ sweet.
Thursday, September 27th
9:04 am
“Dude, I think we found your twin,” Tuck teased, glee creeping through his smile and out his tone.
“What? No. He looks nothing like me!”
Both boys ignored the already-smoking Pointer, callous to its inevitable death.
“Uh-huh, sure. Because snow white hair, glowing blue eyes, flight and cryokinesis are totally not your style. Dude, you're in denial, he's a dead ringer for you!” Tuck's jibe emerged simultaneously with Danny's clone's ghost sense, sending the heckler into a hearty laugh that echoed around the lab.
Irritated—because of course his body would betray him at that moment—Danny yelled, “He is not a dead ringer for me!” realizing too late that it came through two sets of mouths.
Frick.
“Now I like a morbid joke as much as the next spirit,” the look-alike in the other world chortled, “but maaaybe don't greet somebody you just met that way? You never know when you'll come across someone grumpy.” Leaning cheeky against a shepherd's crook, the barefoot man pillowed his face into a frost-covered hoodie sleeve. “Seriously, though, Kid—”
Who was he calling kid? They looked the same age!
“—Are you okay?” Concerned blue eyes met bright green, and the young man—who Danny now resolved to call Frosty—reached a free hand out to hover just above the halfa's forehead. “I'm not even sure you're talking to me.”
Danny forced himself into full pilot mode, taking complete control of his duplicate. “Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to offend you, I was just yelling at my friend…”
“Uh-huh…”
“Through telepathy…” Danny shunted on, cheeks flushing bright green when he realized how that sounded.
“...Right. So, how would you like to take a seat,” Frosty gestured to the roof waiting innocuously below his feet (not Danny's though, he was floating just past the gutter line), “and I'll call my friend Sandy over? He's great with words. Maybe he can help you—”
“Oh crud,” the clone cut the guy off, skin itching with an erratic burn the disaster-plagued ghost was coming to know all too well. When the fog started pouring off him, he just screwed his eyes shut tight.
“Hey, speak to me! What's happen—”
Lurch .
Vertigo, disorientation, nausea.
Original Danny blinked back to himself inside the lab, walls crawling like fuzzy caterpillars at the edges of his vision. Tuck was shaking his shoulders and calling his name, but all Danny could do was watch his portal flicker in a daze.
High-fiving penguins, talking pandas, dragons, even a futuristic robot flashed in front of him, but he was too out of it to take any of it in.
“Is he okay?!” Sam demanded, and Danny noted panic in her voice, something he was oddly detached from.
“It looks like he's having another episode! I need a Thermos, stat!” Tuck yelled back, the last thing Danny could decipher before his brain and the rest of his body melted into ectoplasmic goo.
By the time a laughing, “Get souped!” sounded through the lab, Danny wasn't even aware enough to be mad.
Thursday, September 27th
11:57 am
“You okay, Man?”
Tucker Foley watched his best friend spin in chaotic circles inside the Fenton Containment Cell. Phantom, for once, looked like a normal civilian tossed into Zero-G, and it forced Tuck to crack a smile, especially knowing the vestigial Fenton Flush was installed on the doors.
“You look like crap. Literally.”
An angry whisper hissed back at him. “Yeah, and your empathy as a friend,” Thud thud. Danny's gloves hit the cell wall in a wide-fingered hold, “just makes this so much easier to—” before the wonky gravity forced him to lose his grip. His head flew forward, slamming the green-tinted plexiglass harder than a bowling ball tossed down an alley.
A whispered scream split the air, edging sounds a human throat could not make—a clear attempt to avoid another wail.
Tuck laughed, pretending he was still amused by Danny's failed-internal-gyroscope predicament, but inside he was frowning.
As much as “Bad Luck Tuck” liked to tease Danny about his own misfortune, three hours was a long time to be glitching out like this and it was still ongoing.
At least Tucker had remembered the Containment Cell existed. That was a heck of a lot better than going through this in the Thermos.
Thursday, September 27th
1:15 pm
Hmmm. Something was up. Himiko Toga could smell it.
And it wasn't like the normal, gross old guy smell she was used to stinking up the place. This wasn't about cheap booze, stale cigarettes or excessively strong cologne, no, this was about the fear. The anxiety.
The blood.
An intense smile split Himiko's face as she remembered just what a pretty shade of red the metal walls of the Shie Hassaikai bunker had been dyed just an hour earlier.
They were back to normal now, of course, and the subordinate no longer had that tooth ache he'd been whining about for days, but the atmosphere down here had taken a turn.
Everyone was being such a Dabi Downer just because their boss was a teensie, tiny bit mad. What babies .
Himiko was curious what made Chisaki snap, though. As much as he liked to play the tough guy, he was actually pretty soft on his subordinates in their day-to-day lives.
Maybe the smell had finally gotten to him . He really was a neat freak.
Stifling a giggle with her beige sweater sleeve, Himiko peeked out the door of one of the bunker's many conference rooms into the hallway. It was empty and silent save for the wind humming through ductwork near the ceiling.
Yeah, obviously that wasn't it.
It was a funny thought, though.
Assured that no one was there, Himiko re-closed the door with a smile still on her lips and reached into the baggy pocket of her top.
Withdrawing a vial filled with blood, she lifted it to her lips to suck, suck, suck.
She'd chosen her victim carefully, and it made his blood just that much more delicious.
For a yakuza, Chiko Inagawa was surprisingly sweet and easily flustered. All it took was some well timed compliments and a few cute pours of sake before she'd gotten a hold of his blood. It was a little tricky getting it out of him without him noticing, even in his drunken state, but she'd managed.
She was very good at hiding her true urges when she wanted to, and it was worth the extra effort. Now she could drink the blood of someone she actually liked , and fulfill her spy duties for Tomura-kun.
After all, that's why she and Twice were here.
She didn't have long, as the vial wasn't big—ten minutes at most—but she'd make them count.
Slipping out into the hallway, the metal door soft-clicking behind her, Himiko—no, Chiko, straightened his back, setting his thick lips in a light scowl and adding a tiny limp to his walk.
The act had to be perfect if he wanted to fool Chisaki.
The Shie Hassaikai's boss had been hiding something from the League, and it was likely today's outburst had something to do with it.
Adjusting a brown suit jacket on now-broad shoulders and running a hand through wild, tawny hair, the tall man started a brisk walk down the hall.
It wasn't long till he reached a solid-core door he knew Chisaki and several Bullets were behind.
Rapping softly, he heard a snappy, indistinct response through the thick metal and flinched. Not that Himiko wanted to, but Inagawa-kun definitely would have.
A moment later the door opened to reveal a monk's calm and collected face tilted at an angle that asked just why they had been interrupted.
See. Himiko chose her victim well.
Everyone knew Chiko truly cared for his brothers. He was loyal to a fault. Even to his own detriment. So when he scrunched his eyebrows and lids just a smidge, looking up from under concerned brows at Tengai, it was completely natural for him to say, “Waka-sama skipped lunch.”
“Yes.” The response wasn't a question, and a chair crashed against the wall on the other side of the door, causing Chiko to flinch again, taking a half step back this time. Tengai didn't so much as twitch, offering an apologetic, “But he is currently preoccupied,” instead.
“WHY DID WE STEAL SOMETHING SO WORTHLESS?!” screeched from the background, followed closely by Nemoto's smoother, but slightly deeper voice. “It's not worthless . It does what we wish. Just not…well. With some final tweaks we can—”
“FINAL TWEAKS?! WE NEED IT NOW! IT CAN'T HOLD HER LIKE THIS!”
An eerie silence ticked by, where Chisaki was clearly reigning himself in, and Chiko used the lull to insist, “And breakfast,” at Tengai.
“What if we adjust the amplifier?” Chisaki finally supplied, tone one of controlled violence. “If we sacrifice range, can we increase intensity in a smaller area?”
Leaning slightly to the side, Chiko caught a glimpse of Nemoto and Chisaki hunched over some kind of pyramid-shaped machine before Tengai pressed forward, filling the crack in the door with his body and blocking all line of sight as he pushed through.
“That's plausible, give me—”
Tengai closed the door softly behind himself, the rest of the conversation muffling into obscurity. “I'll get him something,” he finalized.
But that was okay. Himiko knew who to interrogate now.
“Thanks.”
Offering a heartfelt bow, with a slight ringing of hands, Chiko limped away.
Thursday, September 27th
2:51 pm
Shōta Aizawa army crawled along the rooftop of a beige, multi-level home in the suburbs. He was on the second level down on the front half of the house, rather than the taller, two story section in the back. Clay shingles dug into his chest at every opportunity, but he had to stay low to the roofline, lest he be seen. It was broad daylight—not exactly his favorite time to work, but the day’s rainy weather was somewhat advantageous. Sure, it was hot and soupy inside his tracksuit, what with the humidity at an all time high, but very few people—unless they had genetics that feared aerial predators—would look up during monsoon season.
One of his targets—an unassuming guy in a white t-shirt and cream, waterproof- coverall-boots—carried an umbrella, but the other—a bald, elderly man with tanned skin and more than a little hunchback—just shrugged a blue raincoat up around his ears. As the two left a keitora truck behind and crossed the six-car lot, their boots squelched on moss and weeds, the asphalt’s cracks filled with scraggly plant life. Shōta watched on, eyes narrowed against the water trickling down his face. They were heading toward the building on the lot’s other side, a shabby looking place with partial-tile siding and a latticed-plastic covered balcony. Dirty drapes crowded the windows and front doors, making the fogginess of their failed aluminum seals that much more obvious.
None of this looked yakuza, not even the men themselves. If it weren’t for Nighteye’s investigation and Foresight, they might never have linked these two “fishermen” to the quirk-removing dart at all. But apparently, this was a safehouse , and the wharf in town was a distribution center. Certain fish just came with an “extra prize inside”, or at least, that’s what Shōta came to confirm.
“So did ya hear—” The rain intensified and Shōta lost part of Coverall’s sentence. Re-angling the parabolic portion of his directional-listener and increasing the volume on his earbud, he just caught, “—that big-ass broad they bagged back at base? I heard she’s—!”
Raincoat—who was in the middle of fumbling with his keys to unlock the safe house—elbowed his partner with a frown.
“Ey!” Coveralls yelped in return, grumpily rubbing his side, but still pulling one of the glass doors open for his elder.
Shōta’d been tailing them for hours, and had already taken pictures and notes on every person they’d come in contact with, particularly those flagged in the Anti-Social Forces Database.
There’d been a lot. More than expected. It seemed Kai Chisaki was further along in his plan than initially thought.
Shōta grit his teeth. He’d received intel just today that Silversmith and Gumball had lost their quirks, and only Gumball had gotten his back.
The drug was complete, and had fully hit the market.
Notes:
-senpai is a term used for upperclassmen in japan. Inko is teasing that izuku is her senior in classwork.
-”kyōiku mama” is the Japanese equivalent of helicopter parent and translates directly to “education mother”. Since it sounded weird to say “kyōiku mama-ing” I split the difference. lol
-The Nest is an orphanage I made up founded by Hawks to help relieve overcrowding of current orphanages. In MHA, heros, villains, and civilians die a lot, leaving lots of kids behind. Hawks, himself, grew up with the shitty parent situation. As someone who makes the big bucks and has a soft spot for kids in bad situations, I could see him being an orphanage dad. Even at 22 years old. Like. Even in the wiki, they talk about how current orphanages have devious backgrounds or straight up cause self fulfilling prophecies about villain's kids being baby villains through lack of funding and public support and staff. I could see him taking it personally that so many kids don't have help, and using his fame as number 2 to shine light on the issue. If you want varying degrees of spoilers, look up the two orphanages currently mentioned in mha. If I wanted to add spice, I could have them visit one of the two and have Jazz notice shit. But alas, I am not adding another arc. 😂
-yokai means like otherworldly being/ghost/ monster and yotogi means night watcher/vigil/guard. It's my name for the occult forum Toko was following
-the fruit toko is eating, from the yellow oleander is very poisonous to humans, but Asian Koels are seen enjoying it.
-Aokigahara Forest is a famous haunted forest in Japan because a lot of people go there to commit suicide
-Dabi Downer joke courtesy of NightcoreQueen. ❤
-there were a couple famous yakuza in the real world with the last name Inagawa, one of which operated in Shizuoka. I'm playing on the idea Chiko may be a decedent. The word Chiko means pledge and is a name related to loyalty which seemed fitting for someone who grew up yakuza as opposed to joining later.
-The small side road I screenshotted for the aizawa part is located in Shimizu.
-keitora are japanese “light trucks” that are very common in the suburbs
-Anti-Social Forces (ASF) Database is the actual criminal database of japan
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