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10:51 AM
Josie: WHO
THE FUCK
WAS IN MY GARDEN
Komaeda: Not me
Juuzou: I wasn't out there today
Damien: What happened?
Hiroikku: That was violent
Josie: SOMEONE LITERALLY
WAS STEPPING ON MY FLOWERS
Juuzou: It was probably one of the kids on accident
Komaeda: Ur overreacting
Josie: im omw to beat u up rn
Komaeda: Do it
12:21 PM
Komaeda: @Hiroikku What are the code names?
Hiroikku: Code names?
Komaeda: Yeah, Tsu and Hunni have code names and I know you know them
Hiroikku: I know nothing of the sort.
Komaeda: Don't play games with me french fries
Josie: ur so nosey for what
Komaeda: Do you know?
Josie: nope, dont care about it honestly
they have their secrets
Juuzou: Oh shut up
You are so lying
You literally spy
Josie: lies
full of lies
Juuzou: I am not
Josie: you are
everyone knows
right?
Hiroikku: You are nosey.
Komaeda: Worse than me
Vanny: Just a bit, but that's not bad!
Juuzou: Ur so nice Vanny
But he is so nosey
Damien: No he's not
Josie: THANK YOU
one sane person here
<3
Komaeda: @Damien Lies just flowing out of ur mouth rn
Josie: dont @ my man🙄
Komaeda: @Damien @Damien @Damien @Damien @Damien @Damien @Damien @Damien @Damien
Damien: Stop
That is really annoying
Komaeda: @Damien
Josie: were finna fight
2:12 PM
Vanny: @Hiroikku
૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა
./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊° i shoot u >:(
૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა
./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~♡︎ with love tho :D
Hiroikku: I love you very much
Vanny: I love you too!!!
૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა
So does Charles!!!
Hiroikku: I like Charles too
Vanny: :D
Hiroikku: :)
6:41 PM
Komaeda: Guys
Kick Vanny out for a minute
Juuzou: What? Why?
Komaeda: Do it
We'll add him back
Josie: Alright?
-Vanny was removed from the chat-
Juuzou: Okay now what?
Komaeda: I'm going to add Maro
Literally
EVERYONE
Cuss him out
Josie: fun fun okay
Juuzou: We can do that
Hiroikku: Do it.
-Maro was added to the chat-
Juuzou: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Josie: DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH
NOBODY LOVES YOU
Damien: I AM LITERALLY GOING TO KILL YOU YOU ASSHOLE
Komaeda: YOU FUCKING INBRED
Hiroikku: THE SECOND I SEE YOU
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
DISARTICULATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR LIMBS
AND FEED YOU TO
SMALL
UGLY
CHIHUAHUA'S
YOU DICKLESS BASTARD
Josie: YOU TELL HIM
-Maro left the chat-
-Komaeda added Vanny to the chat-
Vanny: Why'd I have to leave??
Hiroikku: Nothing important bunny
Don't worry
Vanny: Okie
૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა
Josie: we love u charles
Juuzou: We all love Charles
Hiroikku: All hail Charles
9:52 PM
Vanny: ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა Charles says goodnight!!
Komaeda: Goodnight Charles
Josie: night charles
Juuzou: Goodnight Charles, we love you
Damien: Goodnight Charles
Hiroikku: Yes, goodnight Charles
Juuzou: And goodnight Vanny
Vanny: Goodnight mom!!
Juuzou: :)
Josie: Goodnight Vanny
Komaeda: Night
Damien: Goodnight
3:41 AM
Vanny: Hiroikku's sleeping
And I'm awake
૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა
And so is Charles!!
Josie: why are you awake?
Vanny: I can't sleep D:
Josie: aww thats alright
i think juuzou's sleeping too
i cant sleep either
wanna come watch cartoons with me?
Vanny: Yeah!!
Josie: living room
7:41 AM
Hiroikku: Josie.
Josie: shit
yes?
Hiroikku: Thank you
Vanny's asleep now
He really shouldn't sleep through the morning like this
But it's okay for today
Josie: you scared the fuck out of me
damn
Hiroikku: Apologies
Josie: You know you don't mean that
Hiroikku: Correct
10:41 AM
Komaeda: Josie is literally asleep on my spot on the couch
@Damien
Move him
Damien: No
If he's asleep there then he's comfortable
Komaeda: If you don't move him I will
Damien: You won't
Komaeda: Watch me
12:51 PM
Komaeda: He's still asleep
Damien: I know
He didn't sleep much last night
Komaeda: Make him sleep somewhere else
I will move him
Damien: You said that earlier
Komaeda: I mean it this time
2:15 PM
Damien: He's still there
You liar
Komaeda: Fuck off