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Sunny woke up in the middle of a night after remembering 2nd worst day in his life, 1st one being the day when his classic RuneScape account got suspended for “xenophobic propaganda”. It’s not his fault aliens are parasites on human society. Anyway back to the topic at hand.

“I made a fucky wucky… At least my KDA is 1/0/0, I’ll ask my friends later to report Mari for feeding.”

Suddenly a unpleasant sound came from the hallway.

“Huh, wind sounds almost like Basil’s crying.” He shrugged. “Oh well, back to sleep it is.”

He woke up again an hour after to more “wind.”

‘Ugh I just want to sleep, can’t have shit in Faraway.’ He stood up to see what’s going on.

Kel was crying, so Aubrey, Hero and Polly. Goddamn that’s a lot of crying there’s gonna be a river here soon. Sunny approached the door everyone was in front of.

“Sunny… you shouldn’t see this. Tomorrow your moving out.”

“*You’re” Sunny said as he gently pushed Hero out of the way. Behind the door Basil laid on the floor with a hole in his stomach and bloody garden shears in his hand. Sunny quickly run up to him.

“Are you alright?”

Basil moved his head to look at him. “I have a fucking hole in chest. Why didn’t you come in!?”  

“I thought you needed some time alone!”

“NOOOOOOOOooooooooo……….” Basil died.

Sunny walked out of the room. “Ok there’s no fixing that. If you don’t know what to do with the body, try a jump rope don’taskmehowiknow kbye!” Sunny left Basil’s house and bolted to his own.

He went straight to his bedroom, unfortunately a zombie version of himself, something and hellmari surrounded him from each side but he was to tired for this shit. Sunny closed his eyes flipped everyone off and run up the stairs. He fell down couple of times in the process but survived each because unlike Mari he build some tank items despite being an assassin. Season 12 has some strange metas don’t add me.  

“Finally, a mimir.” Sunny said as he flopped down on his bed, face first.

Welcome to white space

“You done goofed.” Omori said.

“Well at least I’m not a walking oreo!”

“Whatever, you want to go to headspace?”

“Nah, this shit doesn’t deserve sequel baiting.”

“K btw it’s 9 am already”

“Wait what-” Sunny woke up.

He went outside, his mom was waiting for him in her car. While going out of the house, movers were judging his anime collection.

“Pffff no Hellsing, pathetic.” One of them said.

“WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAIDYOULITTLESHIT I’LLLETYOUKNOWTHATIDROPPEDOUTOFSCHOOLATHETOPOFMYCLASS-“   

After about 5 minutes of intense yelling Sunny walked out.

“Hello Sunny, how were your last days?” Sunny’s mom asked as he was getting into the car.

“Meh… Basil’s dead so I’ll probably have to come to the funeral in few days.”

“Sadge, anyway you ready to go?” Sunny nodded.  “Then let’s go!”

About 2 minutes has passed and Sunny’s mom stopped the car in front of a smaller than previous home.

“We’re here.”

“Wha- This is the next town over!” Sunny yelled. “This is literally next to Faraway, all that divides those two is a European sized wheat field with this demonic scarecrow!”

“I know.”

Sunny stepped out of the car.

“So, this is where we will live now?”

“Nope!” Sunny’s mom handed him keys. “This is where you live. I’m going to work in New Zealand!”

“Then why did you move me in the first place!?”

“Cheaper rent.”

“Oh that makes sense… Wait I’m not even 16!”

“You’ll be fine. Imma go now, give Basil’s parents my condolences.” She drove off.

“They’re not fully established in the headcanon!... Ah fiddlefucks. Guess I better get used to my new place.” Sunny opened the door, somehow house was already fully furnished and his things were unpacked. “At least this can’t get worst from here.”

“Sunny…” A familiar voice came from all around him. “Sunny…”

“Wha- What?”

A yellow something with a flower appeared.

“I’m haunting you.” Something Basil said.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-“

2 weeks have passed. Sunny has been doing nothing but playing league of legends this whole time. By now he was already a number 1 challenger in NA.  

“This is awful, I haven’t touched grass in weeks, I got no maidens and Something Basil disappeared, shame he turned out to be quite an intellectual.”

Sunny’s phone ringed.

“Hello?”

“Hey Sunny it’s Hero. First of all fuck you.”

“Ummm why?”

“Basil’s alive and he told us everything.”

“Ok… how?”

“Doctors put some cybernetics in his stomach. He’s a cool cyborg now.”

“But why you hate me but not him?”

“Because he is a cool cyborg. Are you a cool cyborg?”  

“No.”

“Exactly.

“But I got a cool dream world.”

“Eh, it’s probably a trap full of angry people trying to kill us for reasons, a convoluted plot and occasionally poorly written dialog.”

‘A shit he’s onto us’ An angry voice came from inside Sunny’s mind.

“Anyway get your ass over here, we’re trying to revive Mari. Kel’s been failing at a ritual for past 3 hours, you’re a weirdo, you might know what to do.”

“K give me like an hour to get there.”

“Sure, see ya. Piece of shi-“ Sunny hung up.

Sunny took a moment to think. “Ok how do I get there? I could walk, but there’s so many horror movies existing they gotta be more and more subversive, so a monster could jump me at a broad daylight. I spend all my money on investing in British royal family so bus is not an option. Wait, I left a teleporter in my basement in Faraway, I just have to build one here.” Sunny took out a red toolbox. “Teleporter comin’ right up!” Sadly he didn’t have a wrench so he just watched it build itself. “Finally” Sunny stood on red beyblade and teleported back to his old home.

“Who the fuck are you?!” A new person living in his old home asked.

“I need your credit card, your soul and your house.”

“Nice.” Sunny said walking out of again his home.

Noone was at Kel’s house but there was a message on the pavement in front of it.

“Visions of the park therefore try friendship.” Sunny rated such kind words.  

Sunny made it to the park, his friends were there eating pizza.

“Hey Snuuy!” Kel said. “We took a break to eat. Wanna join?”

“K.”

“Hello Sunny.” Basil said.

“Sup flower boi. You look way better.”

“I know, check this out.” Basil lifted up his shirt to show his robotic abdomen. “And that’s not all.” Basil tensed up his muscles and a gun came out of his stomach. An ominous atmosphere filled the air as Basil pointed the gun at Sunny and a German choir started to sing in the background. “This has been a long time coming Sunny!”

“Uh-oh…” Sunny rolled to dodge an incoming attack. Basil’s gun was shooting garden shears.  

“Fuck him up!” Hero yelled.

“This is for killing Mari, and leaving me, and breaking my heart cuz I’m super bi for you!”

Aubrey put a hand on Basil’s shoulder. “And we’re proud of you for admitting so.”

“Oh um Thank you.” Basil smiled.

“Yeah, but I’m not gay or bi. Straight flag is black and white, that’s literally all I’m wearing.” Sunny said as he dodged more shoots.

“You’re wearing brown pants!”

“Yes, and it’s helpful when scissors fly my way!” Sunny failed to avoid several attacks.

“Sunny! You’re bleeding to death!” Kel yelled.

“Good! All that blood was only weighing me down!” Sunny challenged Basil. “C’mon then! Khorne is smiling upon us, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!”

Sunny and Basil continued to fight, the battle lasted several hours with tons of bets placed in favor of either of them.  

In the end the decided that doing it the anime way was more worth it and friendship won.

“Good fight.” Sunny and Basil did a manliest handshake in history.

“You’re a worthy opponent Sunny.”

“Same to you.” Sunny said as he took a bite of cold pizza which healed all of his wounds.  

“Besides, I’m not mad about you not being into me. After all I’m the only one who knows you like Aubrey.” Basil said.

“Wait rly?” Aubrey asked.

“Yeah.” Sunny blushed. “You wanna make out?”

“Bitchin.” Sunny and Aubrey stated to kiss intensively.

“Still you killed my waifu Sunny, not cool. I’m 20 and single.” Hero said.

Sunny broke out of Aubrey’s embrace. “Hero, In current socioeconomic climate people are focusing more on career then a relationship. Don’t strain yourself over this, you’re fine.”  

“Yeah, weren’t we going to revive her anyway?” Kel said.

“Let’s do it tomorrow. I’m tired and its certain that Mari won’t mind being dead for one more day.”

“That she won’t mind for sure.”

They all laughed as the walked away, not realizing that a ghost was bonking them on the heads.

Later they were sitting on couch in Hero’s home watching TV.

“Hey you know what I just been thinking?” Kel said.

“What?”

“You know how Sunny and Aubrey’s ship is named sunburn?”

“Yes?”

“So yeah, like sunburn, nice, happy for you two. But hear me out, I got something better.-“

“- Scorched by yellow dwarf star!”

…

“Basil get the rope.” Aubrey said.

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“Ugh That was a long sleep.” Sunny said as he tried to stretch after waking up. He straighten his back and then… crack

…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Sunny let out a high pitch scream.

Basil kick down the door. His cybernetic body has partially entered battle mode. “What’s wrong?!”  

“My back.” Sunny whimpered.

“Don’t worry I’ll fix it.” Basil cracked his knuckles. “I know Thai massage.”

“Oh that’s cool. Do you magic.”

‘What a nice, peaceful morning.’ Polly thought as she watered the flowers in Basil’s garden.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” A loud scream reached her ears as the ground shook.

Her ears ringed, it was obvious to Polly what has happened. ‘Basil is giving someone massage.’

Back in Kel’s house.

“Oh wow, thanks. I feel like I’m born a new.” Sunny hugged Basil.

“Anytime… also how is he still asleep?” Basil said as he pointed at Kel who was with them in the room. Last night they decided to have a sleepover since Kel and Hero’s parents and sister were gone on some vacation or business trip.

“I dunno.” Sunny shrugged. “Let go eat something, I’m starving. Wait, can you eat?”

“I can, don’t have to, but can you imagine a life without chicken nuggets?”

“Nope.”

They reached the kitchen, Hero was already there preparing eggs for breakfast. “Morning guys. How are you today?”

“I slept for 9 hours but I feel like it’s been a month.” Sunny said.

“Oof, anyway Sunny I wanted to apologize for being a dick yesterday. Its just you know… killing girl of my dreams thing. Then again, your sister, had to hurt just as much. Just so you know, you’re still my little brother.”

Sunny glared at Hero for a moment, a dark aura appeared around him. He stood there menacingly!

“S-Sunny?” Hero was sweating.

“Grrrrr… Fuck yeah! Dab me up bro!”

“Oh hell yeah!”

They proceeded to do a long synchronized handshake while constantly saying “Bro.”

“Another happy ending.” Aubrey said as she entered the kitchen.

“Auby!” Sunny said as he outstretched his arms for hug.

“Snuy!” He returned the hug, and then they kissed intensely.

“You guys gonna be doing that every time?” Basil asked with smug grin.

“Yes.” Sunny and Aubrey said in an absolute chad manner.

“Jealous?” Hero asked.

“A bit… Hey is Kim single?”

“Yes.” Aubrey nodded.

“Pog.”

“G… M…ning… S…” A sound came from upstairs.

“You guys hear that?” Aubrey asked.

“Oh no…” Hero had a tiered look.

Kel slid down the railing of the stairs. “I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day

The sun in the sky has a smile on his face

And he's shining a salute to the American race

Oh, boy, it's swell to say…”

“Good morning USA!” Basil sang.

“Good morning USA!” Sunny, Aubrey and Hero sang in choir. Then they proceeded to give Kel applause.

“Hello everybody, my name is Kel and what’s for breakfast?”

“Eggs, sunny side up.” Hero said.

“Of fucking course.” Sunny sighed.  

After a delicious meal they went down to the basement to finally bring Mari back to life. On they way down Hero was explaining the situation. “So about 2 days after you moved we found this creepy book, we joked around with some spells from it and once Aubrey shot lightning out of her fingers we knew that its legit and immediately looked for a resurrection ritual, but it doesn’t work for some reason.”

In the basement there was bunch of lit up candles and a salt circle with words written in Latin all around.

“So… any idea what’s wrong Sunny?”

“Hmm, well you did a good job with the setting. Give me the book.” Kel handed Sunny the book called bombinomicon. “Let’s see… Ah I see the problem, as you know Mari didn’t die of natural causes, meaning that in order to bring her back she must be avenged first!” Sunny clenched his fist and raised it to the sky. “BY THE BLOOD OF THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER DEMISE!”

Everyone looked at him.

“No not me.”

“Didn’t you push her down the stairs?” Aubrey asked.

“Yes, but here’s a piece of truth I kept hidden from everyone.” Sunny begun telling the dark backstory behind the recital. “For you see, the recital… it was all a ruse, forced upon me and Mari by our father. Because our dad… he was… sigh secretly a furry. And his pack demanded background music for a furfest. The final duet was nothing more that music for a fucking furfest!”

“We have to kill your dad?” Basil asked.

“No! We must go all the way to the top! The one who requested the song in the first place, who caused the dominos to fall. The furry king! His currently residing in his castle in western Montana. Ever since Kel got me out of the house I got new motivation to hunt him down, but now that we are back together we could storm his palace.”

“Wow…” Hero said. “But Sunny, how you were supposed to do it by yourself. No offense but you’re really thin and pale.”

“Hero I am a human at PEAK PERFORMANCE!” Sunny burst with energy. “How do you think I managed to keep up with Basil who’s half robotic.”

“How?!”

“In my dreams, with each cycle I became stronger and stronger. Perfectheart used to have only 100hp. I’ve been scaling for past 4 years. Hehe hehehaha hahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Sunny punched the wall behind him, making a dent in it. A lighting stuck and for a second, thick dark blue armor with red bat winds and fangs flashed on Sunny’s body. Immediately he went back to normal and looked at his hand. “My ascension is almost complete.”

“Well alright then, I guess were doing this!” Hero said excited.

“Adventure!” They all said.

They stepped outside of the house. Sunny looked at Hero. “By the way, where are your parents?”

“In New Zealand.”

“Huh… Whatever. I gotta go grab my wallet, I left it back home.” Sunny pointed at his old house.

“What? But… that’s… not… yours.” Aubrey tried to process what just Sunny said.

“It is since yesterday. I have a teleport in my basement between my new and old place… Now I actually feel kinda bad cuz that house wasn’t so bad, but I want live here. Maybe I can just buy off my new place and turn it into a man cave for us to hang out.”

“Where did you get the money for that?” Basil asked.

“Oh wow, I forgot to tell you guys. Turns out the person living in my house was Chris Rock, he was hiding here. At first he was uncooperative when I asked him to forfeit all of his mortal and spiritual possessions to me, but after I asked him whether ‘Will Will Smith will smith Will smith?’ he burst into tears and gave up. I now have his net worth, I have a net worth of 60 mil USD!” Sunny took something glowing out of his pocket. “That and… his soul. Oh right Kel if you please.”

“Sure Sunny buddy pal friend homie.” Kel put a transposition kiln in front of Sunny.

“Lets see, what can I do with this…” Sunny had 2 items he could acquire.

Miracle – blessing of the zebra

Increases run speed and dodges take less stamina.

Ring – Ring of Oscar

+15 to emotional damage

“I’ll take the ring. Now wait here, I’ll just grab my wallet.”

Sunny came back with a fat wallet in his pocket. “Ok let’s go to Montana! I already booked us a private jet.”

“Awesome!” Kel jumped.

“I see you’ll be spending that money well.” Hero commented.

“Pewdiepie book a private jet because his dog was too fat, also huge W that he moved to Japan finally. I can book one just so my friends have a good time.”

“Awwww.” Basil smiled.

“C’mere my rich man.” Aubrey kissed Sunny.

After a long flight, mostly due to Kel and Aubrey arguing and almost staring the fire on board, the finally arrived. After landing they bough bunch of camping equipment in Walmart which of course had poop on the floor in aisle 3, 6, 7 and 18. Also they rent a SUV, a blue one, color was decided by an extended rock paper scissors tournament which Hero won. Besides he was the only one who can drive among them.

Couple of hours later they arrived at the foot of the mountain, atop of which the castle of their enemy stood.

“Let’s set up a camp here.” Aubrey commanded. “We’ll strike at dawn.”

They started to put up the tent. Everyone was focused on building the biggest one, except for Sunny who went back to the car to grab a manual.

Suddenly something rustled in the bushes. A green furry jumped on them, making feral noises. “AAAAA-“

A sound of gunshot interrupted their screams. They noticed the creature laying with its head blown off. Behind them stood Sunny with a boltgun, he blew at the smoke coming out of barrel. “That was a scout. One of us must stand guard at night.”

“I-I’ll do it.” Basil raised his hand.

“Excellent.”

“Ok, but are we going to ignore a fat fucking bulge in its pants-“

Bang! Sunny shot it.

“Yes. Now-“ He knelled over where its head used to be. “Finally… blood.” Sunny begin to absorb it. Another lightning stuck as a bunch of somethings flew out of Sunny. Everyone had to shield their eyes, but once they opened it they witnessed Sunny’s new, powerful form.”

“My ascension is finally complete.”

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Sun have appeared over the horizon, birds begin to sing, morning dew slowly dripped off the grass, “Morning Mood” by Edvard Grieg played.

Basil stayed up all night to keep the campsite safe, thanks to his robotic upgrades sleep as became nothing more than a free luxury, not a necessity. Stabbing himself was the best decision he ever made, he thought as he looked on at the fruits of his labor with pride.

The doors of the tents have unzipped, from one Kel and Hero came out of the other Sunny and Aubrey, they both looked like total mess. Sunny for now has returned to his regular form, making sleep more comfortable.

“Morning everyone!” Hero said.

“Yawn!” Aubrey waved.

“Good morning everyone!” Basil smiled. “I hoped you slept well.”

“Hey Basil ho- ho- holy shit…” Sunny got terrified over what he saw above Basil’s head.

Several bodies of furries were hanging from the trees. Dangling as the gentle wind pushed the corpses.

“Basil wtf!?” Aubrey yelled.

“Ah you know…” He scratched the back of his head. “Scouts came and go, and I have to take care of them…”

“But why hang them?!” Hero said in a tone of disappointed dad.

“Well, if they found corpses on the ground they would raise an alarm. Thanks to me, they just thought that others simply got depressed.”

“But this one has its head blown off.” Kel pointed at Sunny’s kill. “How is it even hanging?”

“I made a very tight noose.”

“Oh yeah that reminds me!” A lightbulb appeared over Aubrye’s head. “Why do you know how to tie a noose?!”

Sunny begin to sweat.

“Sunny told me to do it.” A smile on flower boy’s face did not fade for a moment. “He said ‘do it for the vine.’ And so I did. We got banned, isn’t that right Sunny.”

Everyone looked at Sunny in an angry manner.

“Ok before you start accusing me, that was before the incident. Two unrelated thing.”

“Riiiiiight…” Hero raised an eyebrow. “Anyway who’s up for breakfast?”

“WE!”

“Ok then tell me. Do you like pancakes?”

“Yeah we like pancakes!”

Later, close to the castle.

“We’re almost there!” Sunny pointed ahead. “Forward my warband!”

“Hey Sunny, can you explain to me something?” Hero asked.

“What is it?”

“Well you’re 15… almost 16 in few days, but you sound like a grown ass adult. How is that?”

“It’s because I’m voiced by Steve Blum.” 

“What?” Hero felt someone’s hand on his shoulder.

“Bro… have you not noticed? We’re all voiced by Steve Blum.” Kel said and Basil nodded.

“Ug- Well I’m voiced by David Kaye.” Hero said proudly.

“Lucky you.”

“I do have lack in that department… Yes.”

“I’m voiced by Tara Strong.” Aubrey said. 

“Oh wow, so original.” Kel mocked her. “A female character voiced by Tara Strong, what a surprise!”

“She is a really good voice actress.” Basil interrupted.

“Oh yes absolutely.” Kel nodded.

“Incredible vocal range.” Hero added.

“Voiced most of my childhood.” Sunny whispered.

Few more minutes have passed, the gang finally arrived at the castle’s gates.

“Finally we’re here!” Sunny said as he transformed back to his ascended form. “Alright, everyone ready?”

“Ready!”

“Ready!”

“Ready!”

“Ready!”

“Then let’s fuck those fuckers the fuck up!” Sunny kicked down the gate to the courtyard. “WAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa… oh no.”

Kel vomited.

“OMG WTF!” Aubrey yelled.

“Ummm… We’ll give you guys 5 minutes to finish.” Hero pushed everyone, out of the gate.

They rested against the outside wall, coping with new trauma.

“I can’t unsee it.” Hero became depressed.

5 minutes of group therapy later.

Time is almost up.

“Sigh OK, we’re getting back there in a minute.” Sunny said. “Now I wonder. I have become beyond human, Basil’s a cyborg. What do you guys got?”

“I’m a healer but…” Hero took out a desert eagle.

“Who needs guns, when you have these guns!” Kel flexed.

“3 years of experience in combat and forklift certification.” Aubrey crossed her arms.

“Good enough. Let’s go back there.”

Sunny kicked out whatever remained of the front gate. Gotta keep the dramatic effect.

“Get’em! Basil play the music!”

Basil pressed a button on his stomach.

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

Everyone looked at Basil while has was tapping every button he has, eventually he just punched himself.

Bless me with your gift of lights. Righteous cause on judgement nights.

“That’s better.”

And so, the battle has begun. 

Naturally Sunny and Basil were MVPs, with the former using his boltgun and power-sword, ripping and tearing left and right in an uncomfortably cruel way, he was taking pleasure in it.

Basil has fully tapped into his mechanical side, looking like green and yellow Optimus Prime, firing shears everywhere and using a big pair of them in melee.

Being most experienced Aubrey knew how to keep kicking ass in 1-10 odds, although she seemed to be invulnerable to physical damage.

Kel apparently had a nuke in his pocket.

Hours spend playing COD, BF, TF2, HALO, TABG etc. etc. made Hero a perfect shot, never missing a target. For some reason he felt a need to spin his gun ever few shots and express the pleasure reloading gave him.

There was just one problem, there was too fucking many of the furries.

“Huff Guys… is there just more of them?” Kel asked.

“We breed like rabbits!” One of furries yelled.

“Some of you are rabbits.” Aubrey retorted.

“I rest my case!”

“I can’t believe it came to this. It’s time to use our secret weapon.” Sunny said. “Aubrey… Kill Kel.”

“Wait what-“ Kel got interrupted as Aubrey shot him with a shotgun, his ragdoll hit one of the enemies in the face.

“WTF! You killed my brother!” Hero got mad.

“Wait for it.” Sunny raised his arm, signaling Hero to wait.

Suddenly a ray of sunlight shined where Kel used to stand, an angelic choir sang and Kel descended from the sky, his eyes were glowing, his body was bursting with power, he defied laws of gravity as he floated few centimeters off the ground.

Kel pointed at the pack of furries straight ahead. “You’re not canon.”

They all vanished.

Kel turned right. “You’re not canon.”

“Noooo-“

Kel turned left. “Ditto.”

“Wait wait wait wai-“

“Alright, it’s done!” Sunny said. “Basil, extract his power now, before he starts looking into eldritch truths or what’s Obama’s last name.”

“Overwatch isn’t canon.” Kel said.

“Based.” Aubrey smiled.

“Heavy update is canon.”

“Very based.” Hero jumped out of sheer joy.

“Ok ok enough before you go overboard.” Basil tried to casually approach him.

“Hold on. I have to do something first.” Kel put to of his fingers on his forehead and disappeared.  

Kel arrived inside a cave on the side of a different mountain. He slowly glided down the long shaft deep within until he reached a bed of golden flowers. On of those flowers spoke. “Who the hell are you?!”

Kel said nothing, instead he reach out with his hand towards the flower, a white upside down soul was created in his palm. Kel shoved it inside of the flower transforming in into a fluffy goat boy.

“Wha- uh thanks.”

Kel then touched the flowers, a red heart appeared in his hand as he pushed it into the ground. Next, he give the boy a shovel. “You’ll need that. I gotta go do something.”

Later.

“I want to live with goat mama.” A child in purple sweater said.

“What? Frisk… You really area a funny child. If you-“

“Hey mom! We’re back!” Two children wearing matching green sweaters came out from within a cave.

And a happy family reunion commenced.

“You’re not going?” Kel asked.

“Nah… I’ll keep out of sight for now. But thanks for second chance.” Gaster said.

“No problem, I have to leave now. My planet needs me!” Kel teleported back.

“That was quick.” Aubrey said.

“Yeah, you can take my powers now, before I make beans not canon.” 

Basil put a giant syringe in Kel’s nostril, draining deity like powers from him.

“Also, was shooting me necessary?”

“No but it was cathartic!” Aubrey had an evil smile.

“Never mind that now.” Sunny did not want them to fight right now. “The courtyard is clear, our target is inside. On 3 I’m breaking the door.”

1

2

3

Crash

Sunny immediately started shooting inside.

“Hey hey hey, no full auto in building!” A furry yelled. “No full auto in the building bro!”

“That’s not full auto.” Sunny said confused.

“That’s not full auto?”

“This is.” WWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! A stream of bullets left nothing of the unbeliever of semi autos but steaming pair of feet on the ground. “This is, that’s full auto.”

“So you finally arrived.” A gray wolf on a throne said. “I was waiting for you Sunny Suzuki.”

“I presume my father spiled the beans.”

“Indeed, now you will finish the final duet or else!” The gang got surrounded from each side.

“Crap there’s a lot of them!” Basil prepared to fight, until Hero stepped forward.

“I got this, just sit tight.” Hero walked slowly towards furry king. “Hey…” Hero being to very slowly lift up his shirt.

“Pretty boy abs? Pretty boy abs!” Furry king said excited. “Show’em.”

“That’s right…” Hero lifted it up a little more. The anticipation was killing the self-proclaimed monarch. Then Hero lifted it a little more aaaaaaand… An incredibly buffed man in wearing white button up and glasses run out from below Hero’s shirt and punched furry king straight in the face. “Making the mother of all omelets here! Can’t fret over every egg!”

“What the fuck!” Furry king punched the man to no avail. “Why won’t you die!”

“Nanomachines son!”

“Quick. Kill them all!” Sunny yelled with a bit too much enthusiasm.

The gang did an awesome wombo combo, it was so epic that everyone died. It was so cool that words couldn’t even describe it.

“I think that’s everyone. Thanks for help senator.” Hero said.

“Keep on being pure American my boy.” The mysterious senator jumped through the roof, leaving them.

“Ummm… who was that?” Aubrey asked.

“A friend.”

“Anyway.” Sunny walked forward, towering over furry king. “We have what we want. Oh I’m going to take my time with you.”

“NOPE!” He run away, up the stairs to the tower.

“After him!”

Furry king stopped by the door at the very top, but they quickly reached him.

“Sunny listen... I have what you want right here. Spare me and it’s yours.”

“Oh I have what I want. My sister back you sonofabitch. Kel kill him.” Sunny said.

“Hey look I depicted you as a soyjak.”

“Noo-ooo-oo…” Furry king died of hurt pride and plenty of internal bleeding.     

“Take his blood. With it we can bring Mari back.”

Basil took a sample and secured it inside a storage he has. “That be enough?”

“Yes. Before we leave tho, I am curious what’s behind that door.”

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The door slowly opened with a creak. Ominous, but Sunny thought ‘What could possibly go wrong?’.

So far not much was there, just a creepy empty roo- “What the fuck? Father?!”

“Hello Sunny, long time no see.” Sunny’s father said.

“Father…”

“Sunny…”

“Those were some quality cigarettes you bought.”

“That was an impressive murder you did on my daughter.”

“Motherfucker you’re the reason this happened, you and the asshole here!” Sunny kicked the corpse of furry king.

“Well you’re not wrong about the first word. Still, good job on killing that parasite, you did well.” Sunny’s dad outstretched his arms for a hug. “Come here my little pogchamp, let me make it up to you for all the lost time.”

“Oh ok.” Sunny approached his dad.

“Wait a second he didn’t call him ‘son’ once…” Basil said under his breath. “Sunny it’s a trap!”

“Wha-“ Sunny got pushed down the stairs.

“A     E       OUCH      UGH      ARG               EGH                    LMNOP                  AAAAAA         OOF      UMP       REEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee………..” Sunny whimpered as he fall.

“You alright down there?” Kel bend over the flight of stairs.

“Yeah I’m fan4stic!”

“Now for the rest of you.” Sunny’s dad flashed with orange energy, causing entire tower to explode.

In the ruins of a castle Hero, Kel and basil laid on the ground in ditches doing Yamcha poses, Sunny was a little further, getting up. Aubrey however stood there, unbothered.

Sunny’s father now in his final form stood in front of her, his golden animalistic armor looking like straight out of Bionicle towered over the pink haired delinquent. “How are you still standing?”

“Because I’m fucking invincible!” Aubrey pointed her bat to his face. “Now come on, face me!”

Aubrey and Sunny’s father traded few blows, clashing with their weapons, ding flashy moves almost as if it was a QTE. Eventually he managed to land a punch on Aubrey’s arm, breaking it. “HA I won!”

“This…” She laughed. “This is but a scratch! Come on you wimp!”

He punched the other one.

“Fine then, we’ll call it a draw.”

“Wait I’m confused, you survived my strongest magic attack, but a punch broke you?”

“Oh I didn’t specify, I’m a magic resist tank. I’m invincible when it comes to magic and emotional damage.”

“Oh that makes sense.”

“Why do you do this?” Sunny yelled. “Why do you attack us? All we want to do is revive Mari, isn’t that something you would also want?”

“I understand your intentions but I can’t let you go. I was accused of treason, but now with king dead I can take his place, controlling the furry kind!”

“But we killed them all.” Aubrey commented.

“You think that was all of them HA! That was just a bunch, there’s a whole hive hiding underground, and with me as their leader WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! Of course I can’t have any witnesses or people taking my glory.”

“Glory you stole!” Sunny yelled as he charged at his father.

“Sunny!” Aubrey said.

“You dare! You dare attack me!” He yelled.

“Fuck you!” Sunny punched his dad in the face. “You made me kill Mari! You left mom! You sold my copy of Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2! And you never treated me equally!”

“Enough!” Sunny’s father knocked him off. “Ouch!” Aubrey used her teeth to threw her bat into his face. “THAT’S IT!” Sunny’s dad stretched out his arms and legs! “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“ Clouds begin to move closer to him, wind gathered around him, the ground was breaking.

“That’s how you want to play you traitor!” Sunny put his hands together behind him. “Kaaaaaaa Meeeeeeee”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

“Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

“Aubrey what’s going on?” Basil woke up.

“Grab the others and lets get out of here!”

Basil held Hero and Kel under his arms and run away along with Aubrey.

“FINAL FLASH!”

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Sunny’s and his dad’s energy beams clashed causing a giant explosion unlike the usual struggle. Once the dust settled Aubrey and Basil poked their heads over to see a crater full of ruins. Suddenly a piece of rubble started to rumble.

“We should probably get out of here.” Basil said as he used his build-in nanobots to heal Aubrey’s arms. “His dad is about to get out.”

“Nah that’s Sunny crawling out.”

“How can you tell?”

“Basil, once you had a man inside of you, you know when he’s coming.”

“Oh ok… wait what?”

“What what? You never French kissed? Oh no wait you didn’t, 3 weeks ago you were still bullied… sorry about that.” Aubrey looked away uncomfortably.   

“All good, just happy to have you back in my life.”

BOOM

A pile of rock fly out, reviling Sunny breaking out from below them. “No measly stone can hold me down! Father, let’s settle this one and for all!”

“Very well you little shit!” Sunny and his dad pulled out their swords, and begin their epic duel.

“You were always a disappointment! To think I considered you could be heir to my rule!”  

“And you… You look like bootleg Markiplier.” That insult truly hurt Sunny’s dad, making him lose balance. Before he realized they were already at the edge of the crater, but since it was on top of a mountain, there was a huge, long slope right after.

“This is useless useless USELESS!” Sunny’s dad yelled. “You can’t defeat me!”

“No, I know. But out family’s weakness can.”

“What?”

“The gravity.” Sunny tackled his dad down the mountain.

“Sunny!” Aubrey rushed after them.

“Basil… what is going on?” Hero said as he and Kel woke up.

“Well, Sunny just yeeted himself down the mountain with his dad, and now Aubrey is trying to do… I don’t know what.

“Oyasumi oyasumi! Close your eyes and you’ll leave this dream!” Sunny sang maniacally as they fell down, hitting every tree, rock and garbage you disgusting fucks left in the forest. They were approaching a giant boulder at the foot of the mountain.

“Sunny!” Aubrey has caught up to them, she was surprisingly fast. “Grab my hand!”

Sunny took her hand, she grabbed onto a tree, making Sunny stop from falling while his father hit the rock. “How do you support my weight.” Sunny asked as he turned back into a wimpy boy.

“I can do anything!”

“Are you guys alright?” Kel asked when the rest of the group caught up.

“We’ll live, don’t know about his dad tho.”

They approached his dad, who also turned back to normal.

“Any last words?” Sunny asked as he raised his sword.

…

“I’m sorry…”

“Bitch what?”

“I’m sorry, all of this… power has blinded me, I hurt you, Mari, your mom… I wanted to do it for us first, but then Mari died and I became insane, I was coping by being evil and now… look at me. Will you forgive me? My son…”

Sunny looked at his father, his expression was full of sadness.

Sunny reach out to him with his hand. “Hi sorry… I am son.”

Sunny and his dad hugged, it was a reunion they didn’t know they needed.

Kel was crying profusely from the beaty of such moment. Basil handed him a box of tissues. “T-Thanks.”

“Come on dad, let’s get you home.”

Later at train station.

Sunny’s dad was getting on a train to Wyoming. Surprisingly such place existed after all. “I should go now, I’ll have a plane in 15 hours, I’ve been stuck there in that castle for 3 weeks, my new wife is probably worried sick, so do my kids…”

“I have half siblings?” Sunny asked.

“Yeah, a brother and a sister.”

“Can I meet them?” He asked excitedly.

“Lol no, I ain’t risking you pushing them down the stairs.”

“Awwww… Where do you live anyway?”

“In New Zealand.”

‘Is this a fucking trend going on?’ Sunny thought.

“Anyway, it was nice to see you again son, good luck reviving Mari, tell her I love her, and I love you too Sunny.”

“Love you too dad, good luck out there. And quit being a furry.”

“Heh, no promises are made. Oh by the way, tell your mother that I’m not fucking paying-“

Train doors closed.

”We should go home too.” Hero said. “You still have that blood.”

“Yep.” Basil nodded.

“Then let’s head back!” Kel said.

They booked another private jet, this time however Aubrey and Kel didn’t fight on board and instead somehow miraculously, Basil and Sunny were arguing.

“You are weak sperm. This is the strong sperm. This is Japanese samurai. Ok. Japanese samurai.” Sunny pointed at himself.

“If you had Japanese samurai you would have win, but you lose HAHAHAHA” Basil retorted.

“Lose where? Lose where?”

“You lose. Why is most of the furniture in the world IKEA and not Sony?”

After couple of hours they finally arrived in Faraway.

The hooligans run up to them, they looked badly beaten up. “Aubrey, Aubrey!” Kim screamed.

“Kim? Everyone? What the fuck happened?”

“Aubrey, someone showed up in the town while you were gone, he took over the park, WE LOST OUR TURF!” Kim said.

The Maverick jumped forward. “And worst of all, HE TOOK OUR JOBS!”

“HE TOOK OUR JOBS!?” Aubrey yelled. “I’LL KILL HIM!”

“He’s by the lake.”

The group arrived to their hangout spot. A tall bald man in green armor and purple scars on his eyes stood on the pier. “So you finally arrived.”

“WHO THE FUCK… DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?” Aubrey asked angrily.

“I am the one who’s behind everything! The accident! Furries! Your father’s insanity! I am the cause of your suffering! For you see, 20 years ago I have make a contact with the virus that cha-“

“Break his legs!” Sunny yelled.

They broke his legs and unanimously agreed to throw him into the lake.

 “Can we stop being sidetracked now?!” Sunny asked.

“Let’s just go revive Mari.” Basil said.

On their way home Hero talked to Sunny. “You know, that was so cool how you used the Kamehameha on your dad. It only solidify my ideas for my Omori fanfiction.”

“Wait how do you know about Omor-“

“Look!”

“I dig it.” Omori said inside Sunny’s mind.

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“Alright, this is the moment.” Sunny said as they went own to basement. “The big moment, the climax, the finale, the end of this journey of questionable quality.” He rubbed his forehead. “This should have been a one-shot.”

“Eh whatever, at least Mari will finally be back. Now everything is going to be K.” Basil said.

“Yeah… We’ll finally be happy, thing will be back to normal, and we will definitely not get yelled at by her.” Sunny said.

“Oh, didn’t thought of that.” Aubrey shrugged.

“It will be fine.” Hero cheered them up.

Once they reached the ritual circle Kel arrived. “Hey guys I ordered us a celebratory food already.”

“Pog.” Sunny nodded. He snapped his fingers few times. “Aight, give book and blood.”

Hero and basil handed him the items.

“Ok… page number 420… page 420…….. 420….! Got it! Everyone out of the slat circle, lit up the candles and stand about 1 meter away. Hey Aubrey, you’re Christian right?”  

“Roman catholic.” She confirmed.

“Keep the cross on the ready. We can use some Jesus if things go south.”

They followed his instructions, once done Sunny placed the book on the ground and started speaking in Latin, luckily there are subs.

“Oh great beings from dark beyond I call up upon you! I bring blood of a victim, I command you to bring her back to the mortal realm! Do my bidding or I will sue you and I would win. Bring back this pure body of pure soul from the soil. She was slain, a young innocent soul. Resurrect her! Get your ass moving cuz the author is dragging this just to make following joke better! Bring back Mari!”

…

Nothing.

Suddenly a ethereal voice mumbled something to Sunny’s ear.

“What?... Really?… Why?......... What do you mean?!................ She’s not a……….” Sunny’s neck snapped right in Hero’s direction, with a terrifying glare and frown.

“Ummmmm…….. Sunny?” Hero was sweating.

“Bitch.” Sunny whispered. “Sigh Well its fine since it’s you. Ok so what now?” He asked the voice. “Ok, I’m looking for it.” Sunny was searching through pages. “There… Thanks. Ok new ritual, same things, different spell.”

Sunny placed the book back on the floor. Once again he spoke in Latin. “Ekhem ekhem You’ve been slain, now came back and slay!”

A bright light engulfed the ring as a shape of a person in a dress floated in the middle.

“Thanks for help.” Sunny said to the voice. “What? No you can’t stay, I already have one… Oh and just so you know sex ed is super outdated in the void.”

The voice disappeared along with the light. Now there was only Mari standing in the middle of a room. She moved away the hair from her face. She looked older, around 20, Hero was cool with it, others too.

“M-Mari?” he asked.

Mari opened her eyes, for a moment she inspected her surroundings. He pointed at Hero. “Fuck you.”

Then Aubrey. “Fuck you.”

Basil next. “FUCK YOU.”

She looked at Kel. “You cool.”

Mari stomped towards Sunny. “And especially fuck you!” She tried to hit him. 

Sunny blocked it. “Mari I know that you’re mad, but you don’t mean it, it’s the side effect from resurrection after so long, your negative emotions are currently escaping, just calm down we’ll get you a punching bag- STOP TRYING TO HIT ME!” Sunny entered his chaos marine form in order to contain Mari but a single punch from her knocked him onto the floor. “Alright then.” He retaliated, pushing Mair away, fortunately they were in the basement so she couldn’t drop any lower.

Mari was now pinned to the wall, she was getting very tired.

Sunny stood over her. He felt those negative emotions enter his body and he kneeled over Mari. “Why did you make me do this?! You were pushing me too hard just for some stupid recital! THINK MARI! We would have had a happy life if you didn’t act that way in the first place, we would cut contact with dad sooner or later! All because of some f-“ Sunny fell asleep. There was a dart in his neck.

“I’m not listening to that.” Basil said as he put the tranquilizer gun away.

10 min later.

Mari opened her eyes. “Hey guys, sorry for what I said. Its good to see you all again.” She smiled.

Sunny woke up as well. “Hey sis, I missed you.”

“I missed you too.” She outstretched her arms. “Come on everyone, hug time.”  

They hugged, it was a happy moment for all of them,, there were plenty of tears and words that should have been spoken sooner. Over all, a good material for a touching moment in a serious story.

“Wait.” Sunny took out his phone, realme gt master edition. “Someone needs to know what happened.” He called his mom.

“Hello? Sunny? How are you doing?” Sunny’s mom asked.

“Oh I’m doing great, and guess who’s with me.” Sunny turn on the speaker.

“Hey mom.” Mari said with a smile.

“What?... Mari… Oh my God… Hold on for a second. Sonia Suzuki caught the ball and she makes a dash for a final point in this half! Opposite team tries to stop but she’s too fast and SHE GOT IT. With her outstanding performance Wellington is winning by 2 points in the first half of the match! Ok, I can talk now.”

“Mom? Where are you?” Mari asked.

“In New Zealand, working.”

“I actually never asked.” Sunny interjected. “What is your job?”

“Oh I’m a professional rugby player in women league, playing in Wellington’s team. We’re kicking Auckland’s ass right now.”

“Ok…….”

“Anyway, Mari I am so happy to hear your voice again. Season ends in 2 months, I’ll be back by then. I can’t wait to see you then.” Sunny’s mom said between sobs.

“I missed you too mom.” Mari said.  

“Oh and Sunny you can tell your friends, Kel and Hero that their parents are here.”

“What?” Kel asked.

“Oh you’re with them. How about I’ll just put Hero’s mom on the phone.”

“Hello? Hero, Kel you there?”

“Hey mom… I didn’t knew you like to watch rugby.” Hero said.

“Watch? Hero I’m their coach, and your dad is out team’s manager.”

“Excuse me? Where’s Sally?”

“Oh she’s the owner of our club.”

“Sally is boss baby?” Kel asked.

“Sally beaten boss baby and took his place.”

“Ok too much info at once… you guys have fun.” Hero said as he hung up.

“Well that was certainly something.” Basil commented.

Aubrey looked at her friends, she was happy to have everyone back. “All well that ends well, right?”

Mari smiled. “Well if we skip the part where I died and Basil hanged my corpse then yes, all well-“

Ding

Doorbell ringed.

Mari quickly stood up. “Ayo the pizza here!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Ocean man, take me by the hand

Lead me to the land that you understand

After getting resurrected for a 2nd time Mari decided to be more careful, grabbing bunch of one-ups in case of emergency. After finishing college she became a CEO of a huge company selling air conditioning. She lives with Hero and others since they all have separation anxiety. She’s a breadwinner in the house.

Hero dropped out of med school and became a professional chef, he’s arch rival of Gordon Ramsay. In 2020 he visited Brazil, after which he had to undergo a long therapy process but he eventually overcame his new trauma. He’s Mari’s husband and father of 3.

Kel joined the NBA, in his last season he suffered a serious injury. After recovery he became a driver in WRC, if you don’t know what that is then you can go f-  He’s a star of his own TV show called Mr. Kel, in each episode he eats a burger. His popularity skyrocketed to the point where he played a major character in critically acclaimed movie – Morbius 2.

After expanding her gang to hundreds Aubrey decided to hunt down the furry hive below the surface. The crusade was successful with her leveling up to Sunny’s power tier. She’s engaged with him and plan to have a wedding in Vatican. Her father mysteriously disappeared after he was visited by Aubrey.

Being a living weapon Basil now had 3 hobbies, gardening, photography and firearms. He ended up shooting a hole into the center of Mars as retaliation for Elon Musk calling Kim’s haircut “yee yee ass.” He’s banned in several countries for his brutal executions of several dictators. In his 40’s he became a Sweden representative in UN.

Sunny made a fortune selling plushies of his trauma monochrome boy. Using his fortune he bought Valve and released Half-life 3. In free time he roams through the galaxy genociding intelligent alien species, for he is very open about his human kind supremacy believes. He hired a person known as Omocat and her team to make a game about him. It was truly one of the video games of all time.

Omori knows what you did.

“Was this all a prequel to Peaceful Morning? Which by the way everyone should totally like check out. https://archiveofourown.to/works/34594174/chapters/86114269” Sunny winked.

“No.” Basil said.

“Will there be more of this?”

“Probably not.”

“Eh, batter that way.”

“Our coats finally arrived!” Kel yelled.

“Hey guys, what did I miss?”

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Hello everyone. The Mattrex here. 

I've come to make couple of announcements.

First of all, I see you people, i see you talking about this mistake to this day! 

Second of all, I am making a sequel. 

But i am kinda annoyed how this low effort fic got so popular, while the fic I put so much effort into is still big, but this one grows faster. So let's make a deal! 

I will post the continuation to this story, when my mani fic Peaceful Morning will have over 10k hits over this one, so 13k. Not that much considering its at 11,5k.

So me posting the sequel will happen sooner or later. You simply can choose your own reality. I'm not forcing anything. Once this chapter will serve it purpose i will delete it. 

However, to prove that i am the man of my word, here's a preview of "Better than Bad" 

Welcome to Whitespace

“Oh boi… here” Sunny said in his dream.

“About fucking time you showed up!” Omori yelled from behind him.

“Ah right you exis… What are you wearing?” Sunny tried not to laugh (impossible 99,9% lose) *red arrow pointing at red circle*

“It’s my drip!” Omori said while showing of his black coat with words “by any means necessary” all over it, and his not so fake ass jordans.

“You look ridiculous.”

“I look fantastic! Anyway, this is not the reason why you’re here.”

“Then what is? You want royalties for the plushies, cuz I’m not paying anything to a walking oreo!”

“See? This is it! You keep treating me like second fiddle, you play me like a damn fiddle! Everyone is like ‘oh Sunny this, Sunny that.’ I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER! I’m the title character! And I deserve to be the center of attention!”

“Ooooooook… and my trauma demon boy got insane.”

“I’m not insane! I’m taking over soon, I’ll take your body and it will no longer be about Sunny it will be Omorbin time! It’s Omori franchise so I deserve to be main character!”

“Yeah like I’m gonna let you do that! Go fap or whatever our og version form 2012 was doing.”

“Hehehehehe enjoy your quips and references while you can because I’m almost in control, soon you’ll be mine.” 

“We’re NOT doing that.” Sunny transformed into his chaos marine form and stabbed Omori in the chest. It did nothing.

“Heheheheheheheeeee…”

“What the fuck!” Sunny opened game console. “/gamemode Omori 0” It did nothing.

“You absolute buffoon! This drip is not just overprice clothing, it’s the greatest piece of armor in the universe. It has no defense, it has no stats but one. Take a look.”

Drip + 100% plot armor

“N-No…”

“Soon Sunny, soon! Hahahahaha! I should start making brand deals. Get me Omocat on the phone!”

Sunny woke up.

So do you want your reality to be laughter and dance? 

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Hey, expecting more Omori stuff? Yeah, fuck you. I’m going to now go over the hypothetical scenario of Sonic universe taking part in Tournament of Power from Dragon Ball super, by picking a team of 10 strongest from the universe, explain why those characters, what their motivation and performance would be as well as how overall it would go for the Sonic universe, how far would they make it.

And you will sit here and read this.

Let’s  begin!

Regarding the story itself, let's just say that because of all the destructive deities in the universe it wasn’t developed well enough etc etc and now the S universe (lets call it that) is in the tournament with its God of Destruction looking for fighters. Let's assume the deity is Chris Thorndyke because I'm bored, (you can thank Ryanair/Wizzair/LOT) and the angel is Cosmo. Obviously the search would lead to earth (i’m just gonna call it that till we get an official name unless i missed something).

Now lets see our roster.

• Sonic - obviously first and foremost we got the blue rat himself who as the powerscalers depicted as 12th universal speed whatever that means. Let's be honest, that one  comic of him fighting Goku is already accurate enough. Sonic is a hydrogen bomb and that’s that, lots of moves, great physical strength, battle iq etc etc, speed alone is already cracked. And most of all, Super Sonic. Now you might be wondering “but you can't bring chaos emeralds”, they used the Potara in the TOP and besides Zeno was just bored so that would sell now how would they get them in, i’ll get to it later. But yes, Super Sonic is basically on par with red Goku at this point, and if that wasn't enough there’s Starfall sonic (super sonic 2 but i prefer the coo name) and since we go with DB logic we could get Hyper Sonic which lets be honest, probably would still lose to Ultra Instinct buuuuuut it would still give it quite a fight like a 55-45 deal. That being said, Sonic obviously being the hero and strongest one around would be the best pick, although he would not want to be leader probably. Still he would go for it, no convincing needed. Sonic would obviously make it to the very end with the last people left besides him being Goku, Jiren etc. 

• Shadow - basically more of what is Sonic packing and then some with all the chaos powers, doom powers and so on. We basically got someone about as fast as Sonic with better battle IQ, hand to hand, and more variety, with chaos control, teleporting, chaos spear, blast, boost and so on. We basically got out Vegeta, superform and all, plus imagine Doom Super Shadow… peak. Additionally there’s the inhibitor rings, granted in Shadow gens Gerald said Shadow might explode buuut maybe superform could prevent that and we could have Nazo Unleashed chaos blast instead. But yes Shadow is definitely on par with Sonic and stronger in certain aspects. He would also take little convincing, with promise to Maria and all. Granted at first he would try to pull off the typical bullshit of "I don't have time for this”. He too would make it far, probably going down right before Sonic.

• Silver - now before you say “But time travel is forbidden” the guy basically lives in the past, as long as everyone is quiet about it, it's all good. Anyway, we got our hedgehog trio now obviously. Let’s be honest in his base form Silver is the strongest of the three with his psychokinesis he basically controls the whole arena, can attack upclose, from afar, fly without ki, move close to speed of Sonic and so on. And again, superform, granted Silver doesn't have an upgrade to it but he on his own is already cracked as it is. And he too wouldn't take much convincing being the boy scout that he is. He might be a bit sceptical at the start but that wouldn't last. And obviously he would make it far too, however because of his powers and how much of an issue someone who could push anyone out with one “ITS NO USE” he would be a priority target so he might get out sooner than other two hedgehogs. I dont want to give Silver and L cuz he deserves Ws but yeah it would be lore accurate, still he would go out like a champ.

• Blaze - lets get more Sonic in there, this time alternate Sonic with fire powers, before you say “but she’s from another dimension” same case as Silver so shhhhh. That being said again we got incredible speed, agility, literally power to control fire. With a lot of skill to back it all up, yeah we got another member of Universe S. Additionally considering that ZEnos made the arena in a way that everyone fights in their natural habitats, Blaze wouldn't have an issue using her powers due to thin air/ low oxygen. One issue would be her fear of heights considering the arena is floating but as long as she's far from an edge it's all good. There’s also the matter of Burning Blaze, sadly i dont think sneaking in 2 sets of emeralds would work… however maybe, a big maybe, chaos emeralds could… give hera boost that would be like burning blaze but less stable and weaker, but still a power up overall, still it's all a speculation. That being said Blaze would absolutely be up for the TOP, and frankly she would probably be one of the last remaining members. 

• Knuckles - this time less speed, more brawn, even tho they’re all really fast to be honest, but we seriously cannot skip over someone who can punch Super out of Sonic. Knuckles is basically the physically strongest character in the S Universe so there’s that. Plus he has access to superform, a spiritual connection to chaos and master emerald, can glide so there's more air superiority to their team plus in case he got knocked out he could climb back up. Also him being able to sense chaos energy might make him also the only one who could sense ki which would be very helpful. Lets be honest if Sonic would be the first one to be recruited and now he would have to point to other picks, knuckles would be the first person they would go to. He would probably be the first person to not want to go however because of Master Emerald guard duty but seeing how he keeps leaving it alone often, and with some guarantees from a deity, yeah i think we would get him. He however i feel like would also lose about half way through purely from trying too hard and picking on a target he couldn't take on, but i don't think it would be out of stoopid but rather to buy others time like in metal virus. My boi is smart, SEGA fucked him up fora while but we’re so back!

• Gemerl - ok i’ll be honest i haven’t played Battle or Advance 3 so i’m mostly going from IDW, but i get a general idea of what Emerl can do, so basically a combat robot with sentence that can adapt and learn other’s powers and techniques, yeah sounds like an excellent pick. He could pick up attacks from Goku and others. Moreover, another superform, a jetpack, so one more flyer, and especially the ability to merge with machines, making him Universe 3 worst nightmare if he could just take any of them over. Gemerl wouldn't really take much convincing as it would be in line with keeping Cream and Vanilla safe. That being said he would probably not make it as far as we would hope because of him trying to go after 3, putting him as a target of all 10 members. He would cause them issues but potentially lose because of how much he would be said issue.

• Surge - another Sonic clone but this time with electrical powers. Once again, incredible speed, and elemental power. Scourge would probably be a good pick because she is a good fighter, however we don't know if she has a superform. Mostly however she would be picked because of her powers and because she would want to go, very much so. That being said, just her, no Kit since if one of them goes down, they both do and that would be a huge liability. That being said she would absolutely be the first one out from the S Universe, by trying to take on the biggest threat from the start.

• Omega - a massive combat robot that weighs about a ton, half of which is ammo of probably every caliber known… need i say more? He is battle hungry, he would go immediately. Plus Omega is incredibly strong, durable, and as we learned in Shadow gens gets power from movement especially and environmental energies making TOP basically a huge battery for him, putting him on par with Android when it comes to energy. Also he can hover, so more air coverage and he can use other teammates as weapons and launch them, so yeah imagine getting hit by Knuckles ball or someone else... That being said, he would just start blasting and would go on until everyone would be sick of there being more bullets than air. The biggest issue would be holding him back after being eliminated not to start shooting from the audience.

• Metal Sonic - MY GOAT! Basically more Sonic but cooler and more accurate, more flying, more lasers, a shield that is on par with 17’s and just everything Sonic has. Two super forms being Neo and Super Neo and lets be honest everyone’s gangsta till they hear “Jiren biodata successfully copied”. Probably no Metal Overlord still, not enough metal all around to make that transformation possible. Moreover Metal would be the MVP, why? So Eggman would absolutely catch wind of what's going on and by the time most of the team would be formed he would show up, offering Metal who was slightly altered so that he would not target sonic for the next hour. Begrudgingly the team would agree purely because they need strong fighters and lets be honest metal is top tier. Later on during the tournament, Eggman being himself, would make Metal project a message from him to Zenos, offering them a better show, that better show being Metal ejecting Chaos Emeralds out of himself, letting most of S go super. Obviously Zenos would go for it cuz shiny. Metal himself would make it to the very end with Sonic, them being their Goku-Frieza moment.

• Infinite - so besides Metal, Eggy would bring one more thing with him… a capsule with a certain jackal in. Now you might say “but phantom ruby is a weapon” yeah but its integrated into his body. So if we would get that and make it lets say… overclocked. Yeah we got huge area control, mind control, reality warping, everything is danger, softcore Wonder of U. Also, maybe a superform, we don't know. According to SEGA powerscaling wise he is stronger than Solaris so… yeah there’s that. Frankly he would be like the one person they would have to watch not to get backstabbed and he would argue and such but the idea of proving himself against a bunch of strong guys would sound good. NAd he would do good, he would get far as long he would stop aura farming and lock tf in. Frankly i think him seeing Surge losing might give him an idea of hey, i need to be smart and not talk shit and get hit. C’mon man, I actually like you, redeem yourself! 

Honorable mentions:

• Tails - too overreliant on weapons, not as strong and fast (still he’s good but we need absolute best) and how much would Sonic Heroes really work…
• Amy - also second fastest and strongest in Team Sonic but needs weapons, overall almost there just not enough, still one of my fav characters
• Mighty - frankly he could replace Gemerl, Surge or Omega but i forgot about him, super strong, high af defense, fast… yeah he would do
• Rouge - honestly I wanted a better gender ratio then 8-2 but i wanted to be logical, she would be a fine pick, flight, strength and all but she’s more on the stealth side, not the most desired thing in TOP, still useful and probably was gonna go before Metal and Infinite got put in
• Whisper - again, weapons
• Tangle - good but still not enough for it, but she would be a great support to cover area and help the team
• Zavok - everyone is sick of him, but yeah he would be a pretty good choice, another nightmare for 3, very strong and all but too big of a dick
• Chaotix - frankly each would do well and with some bs toonforce they could perform well, they just wouldn’t be enough
• Jet - no
• Cream - lore wise that’s a 2 hour-old and a lil guy, gameplay wise Cheese solos Super Shenron

Ring-out order

Surge - Gemerl - Omega - Silver - Knuckles - Infinite - Shadow - Blaze/Metal/Sonic

Frankly I’d say there’s two ways this can go, either a) replace 7 with S or b) let it happen in parallel. So we could have Blaze replace 17 at the end, Sonic and MEtal taking out Jiren, Starfall Sonic and Doom Super Shadow transformation, fully mastered Hyper Sonic etc etc. tho most can happen in both. So either S wins or loses to 7 and 11 (even tho Żabka is better) and is the last one to be eliminated before 11.

That concludes my presentation. Any questions, suggestions, complaints?

Anyway, what does it have to do with Omori? Nothing to be honest. Idk i guess if Omori would take part in TOP then we would have to pull from fanfics, i guess this one or Peaceful Morning would do, i dont know if there are any other combat oriented fics, maybe Dread Hunt, havent read that one tho. KED what do you say, you’re the fic guy that i know? You better are fucking reading this.

Also I’m making one more part of this crack Omori series, look at this tweet and assume what will happen.

My main fanfic Peaceful Morning just got its final chapter, go read it.