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1. Follow him around begging him to give you those dark side cookies he keeps promising everyone.

2. Dump glitter paint on the ground when he's walking around in deep thought so he walks right into it and tracks it around. OR

3. When he's going to meet the emperor via hologram, dump said paint right where his cape will be nicely folded behind him when he kneels. Try not to laugh when he gets up and walks around with glittery paint on the inside of his cape!

4. When he's meditating in his bacta tank, fill his suit and helmet with sand and wait for the inevitable "NOOOOOOO!" when he puts them back on.

5. Cover his helmet with cute glittery stickers. Or paint it pink.

6. Put butter in his path so he slips on it.

7. Try to run his cape through a paper shredder.

8. Make his lightsaber blue. Or green. Or purple!

9. Call him Skyguy and Ani. That's a no-brainer.

10. Sing "Ani are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Ani?" whenever he gets mad at someone.

11. Push random buttons on his suit's control panel and squeal excitedly over the results.

12. Send him on a "relaxing" getaway to the beach or the desert.

13. Constantly make "high ground" jokes in your best Obi Wan voice.

14. Imitate his breathing. Bonus points if you do it very badly and cough in the middle of it.

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1. Act and talk like C-3PO whenever you're around him.

2. Tell him the odds of him surviving anything he does, even simple tasks like taking out the trash.

3. Call him "Han Swolo", "Han Yolo", and anything else that rhymes with "Solo".

4. Show him every flying scene in the Holiday Special and say, "Not bad for a cardboard box!"

5. When you fly with him, point at random stuff in the cockpit and ask really annoying questions like "What's that button for?" and "What's that red light for?" Continue, even if he slaps your hand.

6. Get Baby Yoda (yes, I know his real name is Grogu) to fly with him in the cockpit. Mayhem will inevitably ensue. OR

7. Get a bunch of porgs to fly with him instead of Grogu!

8. Dare him to fly the Falcon to your local airport, but don't tell him where to land. Make sure he lands on a taxiway.

9. Tell him that he needs to stop dressing like a penguin.

10. Give him a fedora and a bullwhip and send him on an archaeological adventure.

11. Invite him to a party and don't tell him that you also invited Jabba and Co.

12. Make him take care of a herd of tauntauns.

13: Ask him if you can help him fix the Falcon, and mess up the repairs he lets you do.

14. If you can fly, steal the Falcon and fly it in all sorts of dangerous places! Make sure you knock the satellite dish off.

15. If you don't want to damage the Falcon, get Sabine Wren to help you paint it crazy colors both outside and inside.

16. Tamper with his blaster so it falls apart in his hand at the most critical moment.

17. When he's working downstairs in the Falcon, precariously place a big bucket of water at the top of the staircase/ladder thing and jolt the Falcon so that it falls on him!

18. When you play any one of the aforementioned pranks on him, say that Chewie made you do it.

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1. Give him a walker for his birthday (or Empire Day for the max effect).

2. Look hurt when he gets mad and tries to force-lightning you after receiving said gift. Say "But I only wanted to give you something useful!" Then run far away. You might even want the Falcon handy for an extra speedy getaway.

3. Sneak up on him when he's sitting on his throne in deep thought, and spin him around in it while squealing "Wheee!"

4. Dare him to stand on his throne.

5. Offer to help him whenever he does anything (open doors for him, help him sit down or stand up, reach high objects for him, you get the idea) because he's "old and frail".

6. Imitate him by mimicking his voice and acting like him whenever you can. "Borrow" his walking cane for the full effect.

7. Wrap his walking cane in glittery wrapping paper and stick a big, shiny stone on top. Tell him that it needed an emperor-worthy upgrade. OR

8. Get him a big gold, glittery throne that's "worthy of an emperor". Make sure it's the gaudiest one you can find!

9. Tell him that every other sith (including Darth Plagueis) was more powerful than him.

10. Make him babysit toddler Rey, especially if she is hyperactive that day, and threaten to throw him down a ridiculously long shaft that ends in rancor pit if he is mean to her. Say that a little family time with his granddaughter would do him good.

11. Paint his throne room bright, cheery colors and stick cute stickers on the window.

12. Tell him that you are the Senate!

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1. Get him to stand on ice and fire his jetpack. Laugh uproariously when he slips and slides around.

2. Show him old videos of people trying to fly with jetpacks to "prove" that jetpacks don't work.

3. Wallpaper the inside of Slave 1 with cute Grogu pictures. Pout and whine, "Aww, I thought you'd like him too!" when he complains.

4. Replace his blaster with a nerf gun "for shooting nerf-herders with, of course!" OR

5. Make his blaster shoot confetti.

6. Paint his armor white like in the concept art. Tell him that the green color is so BBY 20 and that he really needed a makeover.

7. Tell him that you're going to make boba tea. When he asks you how, lure him to a sarlacc pit and shove him in. Then hide when he gets out because he will be VERY angry!

8. Make him take care of Grogu for a year!

9. Invite him to dinner and then put him in carbonite! OR

10. Put a bounty on his head and set Mando after him!

11. Get Sabine to throw a paint bomb at him.

12. Give him a cowboy hat and boots, and give him a job on an ichthyodont (the red dinosaur thing he rides in the old Holiday Special) ranch. Hey, they probably lasso animals in a galaxy far, far away too!

13. When he's working at said ichthyodont ranch, set the ichthyodonts loose so they can eat Slave 1 before he finds them! Blame it on Jabba and his henchmen.

14. Teach him the Kinect Star Wars dance and convince him to do it for Jabba to "impress" him.

15. Replace his lasso with a measuring tape "for his convenience".

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1. Sneak up behind her and pull a hairpin out of her hair (there's got to be lots of them holding her hairstyle up!). Repeat until her double buns/braided crown/whatever fancy updo she has become undone. Try to do this when she's in the middle of something absorbing for the maximum effect.

2. Follow her around and call her "Your Hignessness", "Your Worshipfulness", "Your Nerf-Herderness", or anything equally outrageous.

3. Invite her to your next sleepover with the promise of pizza and a movie. Don't tell her that the movie is the "Holiday Special".

4. Sing her "Holiday Special" song when she's well within earshot. Bonus points if you sing it off key.

5. Team up with Sabine and dye her hair neon colors when she's asleep.

6. Cackle madly like Salacious Crumb to wake her up when 5 is complete.

7. Stick fake mynocks all over her ship or wherever she happens to be staying.

8. Remind her of all the times she kissed Luke when she's trying to sleep. Especially if you end it with, "I guess it's safe to say you were looking for love in Alderaan places."

9. Tell her that her metal bikini was her BEST outfit!

10. Invite her and Vader to a daddy-daughter dance.

11. Call her "Ellie Vader". Get it?

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1. Surprise him with a bottle of fancy Wookiee shampoo that is mixed with a healthy dose of pink hair dye (don't tell him that though). Hide somewhere where he won't find you and wait.

2. When Han comes to you asking what you did to make him pink, innocently ask "Chewie? You mean that cute new stuffed toy I got for Valentine's Day?" Make sure Chewie is well within earshot.

3. Offer to give his fur a "health trim", and cut it so he looks like a poodle. It's best if you do it after dyeing his fur pink (see #1)!

4. Tell him that the reason why he didn't get a medal after the Battle of Yavin was because Leia was worried that he would chew the ribbon to shreds or get it tangled in his fur.

5. Call him Bigfoot. OR

6. Call him "Sticky", "Gummy", "Mushy", or any other "…-y" word that can be used to describe food.

7. Wonder out loud if wookiee meat is as chewy as his name suggests.

8. Show him a drawing of a living room you designed and ask him if his pelt would complement the color scheme.

9. Beat him at a game of holochess, and call him a big baby when he gets mad. He may become a better loser as a result!

10. Give him a lump of coal for Life Day for no reason at all.

11. Steal his bowcaster and replace it with a medieval bow and quiver of arrows (ok, he might think they're cool until he realizes that they aren't as effective as his bowcaster). KEEP THEM AWAY FROM LUMPY THOUGH! We don't want any little wookiees (or their parents) getting hurt, do we now?

12. After blaming #11 on Han, give him an "ultra-light, next generation, new and improved blaster with 120% blasting power" (really play it up so he thinks he's getting an AMAZING weapon) that's really a hairdryer. What? It will make his fur all nice and silky, and we all love silky, fluffy carpets- ahem, wookiees!

13. Roast his best porg friends and eat them (unless you love porgs, then don't do this).

14. Give him a nice big bowl of "cereal" and milk for breakfast, but don't tell him that said "cereal" is dog, loth cat, monkey lizard, or bantha food. Don't do this if you think he would like that kind of food. Wookiees are always thinking with their stomachs.

15. Imitate his grunts, groans, and roars. Bonus points if you actually know shyriiwook, so you can "accidentally" say the most ridiculous and/or offensive things.

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1. Offer to "break in" her brand-new pointe shoes for her. Then flex/mash/run over/microwave/dunk them in water/dance in them until they're "dead" (dancer slang that means that the soles of the shoes are so soft that they don't support your feet anymore).

2. Make her go first in center and across-the-floor ballet combinations (dancer slang for exercises).

3. Dare her to do 50 fouette turns. OR

4. Dare her to hop on one foot on pointe a la Giselle from one end of the room to the other and back.

5. Take her favorite place at the barre, and make sure she gets a spot close to a corner where she can't move around as freely.

6. Hide her water bottle or her entire dance bag!

7. Replace her dance practice playlist with her least favorite songs.

8. Make up a really hard and confusing ballet combination, and then tell her to reverse it as soon as she figures it out.

9. Call pointe "toe". Like as in "toe shoes", "dancing on toe", etc.

10. Mispronounce ballet terms even when she corrects you (like call chasse "shashay", or even worse, "sushi"- you get the idea).

11. Call any kind of turn a "twirl".

12. Tell her that ballet is a glittery pink nightmare. OR

13. Tell her that Oola (the green twi'lek dancer), Greeata (the Rodian dancer), or any other of Jabba's dancers are better dancers and singers than her.

14. Tell her that Boba Fett (who she absolutely adores) is really boring and mean and that he should have stayed in the sarlacc pit. Then run for your life!

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1. When he throws a tantrum, say, "I'm sorry Benny, but you can't do/have [insert whatever he's mad at]." in your most condescending babysitter voice.

2. Yell, "BEN SWOLO!" whenever he walks into a room, especially if Snoke's around. It doesn't matter if his shirt's on.

3. If you do catch him with his shirt off, look unimpressed and say that Han looks better.

4. When he tells you to get his TIE Silencer, bring a dog tag silencer instead. Look perplexed when he gets mad at you for it and say, "But it IS a silencer!"

5. Give him sweet-smelling shampoo and conditioner for his birthday.

6. Make his triple-bladed lightsaber multicolored. Bonus points if you can make the blades ignite separately and flicker.

7. Refer to him as "Matt the radar technician" or "Randy the entry-level intern" whenever he's in earshot.

8. Tell him that he'll never be as cool as Darth Vader.

9. Make him read Reylo fan fiction. Don't do this if you think he will like it or if it will inspire him to ask Rey out.

10. Force dyad-bomb his and Rey's meetings by constantly bugging him in the middle of the meeting. Or you could play a prank on him during one!

11. Put Vader's helmet back where he found it, or tell him that "it belongs in a museum!"

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R2-D2

1. Call him a malfunctioning little twerp, an overweight blob of grease, etc.

2. Use him as a vacuum, fire hydrant, or trash can. OR

3. Replace his arm with an Infotube and use him as a real estate "For Sale" sign.

4. Imitate his beeps, whistles, and bloops.

5. Tell everyone that he proposed to a fire hydrant or a mailbox, whichever is more accessible.

6. Call him "Arturito".

7. Use him to charge your phone, and tell everyone else that he makes a great charging station!

8. Tell him to stop being so vulgar that his programming has to bleep out every word he says

9. Replace his voice with BB-8's, Gonk Droid's, you get the picture. Blame it on the last time Luke tinkered with him.

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C-3PO

1. Call him a mindless philosopher.

2. Walk up to him and say, "Hi Legolas! Why don't you look like an elf today?"

3. Cover his mouth when he tries to talk.

4. Tap him repeatedly on the shoulder after telling him to do something so he keeps having to turn around.

5. Hide his real arm so he has to wear his temporary red one all the time.

6. Take him with you to an amusement park and ride on all the crazy rollercoasters and swings! OR

7. Take him flying around in hyperspeed or through an asteroid field. If you can't convince Han to lend you the Falcon for a while, there's always me, El Droide, a little old airplane, and bumpy weather to help out!

8. Replace his voice with a battle droid's.

9. Say "echuta!" whenever he comes to talk to you.

10. Use him as a mirror, or give him away as a "full-sized Oscar award".

11. Replace the lightbulbs for his eyes with red ones to make everyone think he turned evil. Or you can replace them with colorful, blinking ones!

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For Both

1. Leave them alone around Jawas or Ewoks while you "run an errand".

2. Take them with you to every cantina you see, and ask the bartender if they serve food and drinks to droids. Make sure that R2's tasers are disabled and that Threepio isn't armed though, because they will be pissed off after all that.

3. Stick colorful alphabet and number magnets all over them! If you want to get really creative, tape your and your younger siblings' (if you have any) drawings to them as well.

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1. Give her one quarter portion for every junk part she tries to sell you, no matter how much it is really worth.

2. Replace her x-wing pilot helmet with a stormtrooper bucket.

3. Replace her quarterstaff with a long cardboard tube or pool noodle. OR

4. Paint her quarterstaff in glittery colors! You can also paint the aforementioned cardboard tube or pool noodle if you want to make that prank more elaborate.

5. Pull the Caretakers'/Luke's prank on her again, but this time drag her into your merry dance when she arrives to the village.

6. Hide her lightsaber and give her those red double lightsabers from her vision as a birthday present. Make sure the entire Resistance is present when you do. Invite Kylo (and Palpatine if you're lucky enough) to her birthday party to add to the drama!

7. Tell her she would make a GREAT Empress! OR

8. Call her the Senate, but don't explain what you mean by that to her, unless the explanation will make her even more annoyed (which it most likely will).

9. Dye her triple buns crazy colors.

10. Stick a big scary rathtar picture to her bedroom wall when she's asleep so it's the first thing she sees when she wakes up.

11. Sing "Rey and Kylo, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" whenever she's force-skyping Kylo.

12. Ask her if she has a "cute boyfriend". If she does, make an "Ew" face when she tells you who it is, no matter if her boyfriend is Finn, Poe, or Kylo. If she isn't dating anyone, tell her who you ship with her, and make her read fan fiction about her least favorite pairing!

13. Take her hand when she's running. That's a no-brainer.

14. When she asks you for a tool, keep giving her the wrong one, even if you know what the tool she wants looks like.

15. Tell her that you found the job offer of a lifetime for her! Don't tell her that it's a First Order internship with Grandpa Palpatine (or his clone, whoever is more accessible at the moment), especially if Kylo is going to be her co-worker.

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1. Insist on calling him "Mando", "Rambo", "Lambo", or anything else that rhymes with "Lando".

2. Hide ALL of his capes!

3. Shave his mustache when he's asleep.

4. Bring up literally anything that has to do with Han owning the Millennium Falcon or winning it from him.

5. Imitate Vader's breathing when he enters his dining room. Hide under the table so he doesn't know it's you.

6. Land in Cloud City without his permission.

7. Get Sabine to paint hilarious cartoons all over the nice white walls of his palace. Tell him that it needed a facelift. Seriously though, Sabine might give it nice and fashionable facelift.

8. Give him a pink, princess-y cape for his birthday, and make sure that everyone sees it. Bonus points if it's super glittery! Don't do this if you think he will like it. He likes fancy capes as a general rule.

9. Remind him of the one time he knocked off the Falcon's satellite dish after he promised that he would bring it back to Han without a scratch.

10. Kidnap Lobot and tell Lando that you fed him to the sarlacc. Make sure to treat Lobot nicely while he's with you though! Bonus points if you convince him that it will be the PERFECT way to prank Lando so that you can blame the prank on him when Lando finally figures it out comes after you. OR

11. Build a realistic, moving sarlacc in the middle of his room, and make sure that it grabs him!

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Supreme Leader Snoke

1. Wrap him up and stuff him in a mummy case when he's asleep and display it in a museum. Leave the lid partially off so everyone can see the "ancient mummy". When he wakes up and tries to get out, run around screaming that Pharaoh Qwertyhotep II has come from the afterlife to take his revenge!

2. Tell him to get plastic surgery because he looks like a wreck.

3. Steal his shiny gold robe and play dress-up in it. Tell him that it looks really princessey. OR

4. Give him a delicate, princessey crown to go with it!

5. Call him Smoke, and don't stop if he corrects you.

6. Have him meet all of his clones. That should get confusing fast.

7. Walk around on stilts so that you're taller than him! Bonus points if you imitate his voice.

8. Call him Gollum the Great and ask him if he wants fish three times a day. OR

9. Ask him if a nasssty little hobbit took his Preciousss (or you know, the One Ring).

10. Introduce him to Darth Maul and tell him that they'd make GREAT friends since they were both sliced in half. Don't do this if you don't think it will work; you might have a Half-Off Club/support group on your hands before you know it.

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General Armitage Hux

1. This is an obvious one; call him General Hugs. Give him random hugs in front of everyone to "prove" your point. Hey, he might need them after the following pranks.

2. Tell him that you're going to tell Molly Weasley that he ran away to join the First Order. Get Molly to send him a nasty howler if he dares you to do it. Give it to him when he's in the middle of an important meeting.

3. Tell Kylo that he makes a really good floor mop. Make sure the floor is sufficiently dusty and that Kylo is angry enough at him when you do.

4. Offer to measure his weight. Tell him that it's 6.048*10^23 grams/ounces/whatever units you like because he's a mole.

5. Interrupt him in the middle of one of his rousing speeches (preferably at the climax) to tell him to chill because yelling and negative emotions are bad for his health.

6. Give him ice cream right before he goes to talk to Snoke so that he has no choice but to eat it (and make Kylo mad when doing so) during the meeting.

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Finn

1. Take him to Jakku for vacation. Hide the water for a little while.

2. Call him "Traitor" or FN-2187 randomly.

3. Shock him (gently!) whenever he tries to go outside, even if it's just for a breath of fresh air.

4. Whenever you go to an unfamiliar city, make sure he parks where he's not supposed to and act like it wasn't your fault when he gets fined.

5. Invite him to a really fancy party where he has to wear a tuxedo. Make sure he's wearing it backwards.

6. Tell him that he and Captain Phasma would make a cute couple.

7. Hide Poe's jacket, or even better, bleach it so it turns a weird color! He will hate you for that, so have a speedy getaway planned in advance.

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Poe Dameron

1. Steal his mother's wedding ring. Tell him that Rey will need one when she marries Kylo.

2. Tell him that Han is a better/cooler pilot than he is.

3. Ask him if you can use BB-8 as a soccer ball or a basketball.

4. Say you have something very important to tell him. When he asks what it is, slap him or stun him with a blaster, depending on what you prefer.

5. Ground him so he can't go flying for a long time, and don't give him access to a simulator either. He loves flying anything and everything, so make sure you have someone to blame for grounding him. He'll be so mad if he finds out it was you who grounded him just to annoy him!

6. Call him Porg Dameron, Edgar Allen Poe Dameron, Poe Damsel-in-distress-eron, and other such convolutions of his name.

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Padmé Amidala

1. Use her real name (Padmé Naberrie) whenever you talk to or about her.

2. (E1) Get Rabé to put her hair in really cute pigtails when she's getting ready for an important senate meeting. Make sure she tops them off with big, sparkly bows.

3. Make her clean a bunch of grubby droids, including R2. Don't do this if you think she will get them to take revenge on you (which she probably will)!

4. Shout "Hi Sabé!", even though everyone knows that she's CLEARLY Padmé.

5. Replace her blaster with a water gun. Tell her that it will help with Naboo's battle droid infestation.

6. (E2) Call her Odile the black swan, especially when she is wearing her black outfit.

7. Catch her when she and Anakin are kissing or just being romantic and say, "Awwww!" very loudly, especially if Obi-Wan or another Jedi is also there.

8. Invite her on a trip to an "escape room" for a girls' night out, but don't tell her that it's the Geonosis droid factory.

9. (E3) Tell all the Jedi that she married Anakin, or even better, invite them to her baby shower. To be fair, that might make the Jedi more comfortable with the idea of romance, family, emails, and anything else that involves attachments.

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Sabé

1. When she's with Padmé, say "Awww! Are you guys twins?!"

2. Tell her that her red and black "fighter queen" outfit is sooo last season.

3. When she's WELL within earshot, tell Padmé that she's going to marry a certain Will Turner when she grows up.

4. When she does grow up, ask her when she's going to marry said Will Turner.

5. If you want to make 3 and 4 even more outrageous, replace Will Turner with a certain pointy-eared princeling from Mirkwood to add to the confusion.

6. Call her Elizabeth, Miss Swann, or the Pirate King, and imitate Will Turner or Jack Sparrow's voices when you do. She makes funny faces when you do that.

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1. Every time he complains or at least bring up a concern (it doesn't matter how major or serious it is), sing "Luke is in the Desert and Whining" very loudly.

2. Swap the kyber crystal in his lightsaber with a pretty pink one. Bonus points if you add glitter or rhinestones to the hilt.

3. If you think that 2 wouldn't annoy him enough, take out the kyber crystal in his lightsaber, and rig it so that a fake dianoga pops out when he presses the button!

4. Refer to 1 when he confronts you over said lightsaber. OR

5. Tell him it was Leia's idea, and let the fun begin.

6. When all the lightsaber-tampering is done, add to the insult by calling it Anakin's Youngling-Slayer 2000.

7. Give him power converters even when he clearly doesn't need them.

8. Team up with Sabine to give his x-wing a makeover.

9. Give him his 1977 Holiday Special haircut when he's asleep. Refer to 4 and/or 5 when he sees it.

10. Stick a porg in his robe along with snacks for said porg. Lots of snacks, especially the crumbly kind.

11. Ask him to gurgle Gershwin for you.

12. When he's about to take off in his x-wing, tie it down so he can't get off the ground! Blame it on R2. If you don't want to blame it on R2 (because after all, he is a hardworking li'l droid), get Yoda to tie it down in the swamp with vines and make Luke use the Force to try to lift it up. He won't be on speaking terms with you or Yoda for the next few months though.

13. Cut a few feet/meters off his pocket cable. That way, when he tries to swing from one platform to another (especially with Leia hanging on to him), he won't be able to reach the second platform and will swing back and forth instead!

14. When he's going to eat a nice, juicy bantha burger or whatever else he loves to eat, tell him that he must train first with the face shield/training hood thing on. Make sure that Chewie gets and eats his food while Luke is distracted by said training session, and wait for Luke's confusion (and whining) when he realizes that Chewie ate his lovely meal. It might be a good idea to have a backup meal for him because he will be very upset.

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Jabba the Hutt

1. Shake salt all over him to see if he shrivels up like a slug (do not try this on any poor innocent little slugs by the way, only on Jabba).

2. When he bites the chuba's head off and spits it out to hit the gong at the beginning of a podrace (EWWWW!), make sure the gong is designed so that what he spit out bounces back to hit him in the face! If he can be gross, so can any prank you play on him.

3. Stomp on his tail like Han did. Repeat. Borrow Lyn Me's pointe shoes if you have to (seriously, those hurt if you accidentally hit yourself right with them).

4. Save Oola from the rancor pit. Need I say more?

5. Turn Salacious Crumb (his pet monkey-lizard) against him so you both can torment him.

6. Ask him if he out-pizza'd the Hut.

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Darth Maul

1. Take him to the dentist.

2. Pop balloons on his horns when he's trying to sleep or basically whenever you want to. They can be water balloons too! Make sure he doesn't have his lightsaber with him when you do, not that his lack of it would protect you in any way.

3. Take him to the mall during a sale and shout, "Oh look! Everything's half off!"

4. Get up close to him when he talks to you and pretend to faint from his breath. Really, does he even brush his teeth?

5. Chop his lightsaber in half and hide one of the halves. When he gets mad, say in your most condescending voice, "Now don't be greedy! You only need one blade."

6. Replace his lightsaber with a marching-band baton when he goes to battle. What? It can be twirled too!

7. Tamper with his robotic legs so that they start doing a jig randomly, especially if he's in the middle of a fight.

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1. Hide all of her paints, paint bombs, and hair dye.

2. If that's too mainstream, empty all of the paint/dye containers and fill them with the most boring color you can find. Black or beige usually works.

3. Convince Tristan to use her art supplies. Make sure she walks in on him when he's using said art supplies, especially if his artwork is terrible.

4. Paint over her projects (if you're that hard-hearted that is; some of her artwork is too funny or cool to get rid of). OR

5. Paint pictures of embarrassing/funny/stupid things she did. Tell everyone that she inspired you to "paint what you see" (don't do this if you think she will actually like it).

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Obi-Wan Kenobi

1. Pop up with a cheery "Hello there!" every time you see him for a change.

2. Call him an Old Fossil, even if he isn't old. If you think that's too unimaginative, call him General Cannoli, General Cornobi, General Canoei, General Grievous, you get the idea.

3. If you're brave (or crazy) enough, jump out of the speeder when he's flying. If you value your life and limb, get Anakin to do it, even if Obi-Wan tells him to stop.

4. Tell everyone in the Jedi Order that he fancies Duchess Satine.

5. Get his robe stuck in the elevator door.

6. Stick chewing gum on the button of his lightsaber. If you want to do something extra dastardly, stick it on the inside of his robe's hood so it gets stuck on his head!

7. Take him on a nice getaway, but don't tell him that the vacation destination is Otoh Gunga.

8. Fly any ship he's a passenger on crazily. He hates flying after all - not my words, his.

9. Hide Anakin's lightsaber to make it look like he loses it all the time, even though Obi-Wan tells him not to.

10. Make R2 control the elevator so that it always goes the opposite direction he wants it to. Bonus points if the ride is far from smooth.

11. Sing "Ballad of Obi Wan (OB-1)" by The Rebel Force Band when everyone's around. He might be touched by it, but it will make him blush!

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Miscellaneous Characters

Darth Vader - Part 2

1. Use his cape to clean the floor.

2. Get his cape stuck in the elevator door!

3. Take his TIE fighter apart and make him fix it. He's good at tinkering with stuff after all.

4. Get Threepio to pester him.

Han Solo - Part 2

1. Stick a bunch of snakes in the Falcon's smuggling compartment. You can substitute the snakes with dianogas, but the effect won't be the same. He hates snakes.