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Dragons den
Dany: Jaehaerys what's this I hear about an engagement and baby
Jae: Dany I hate being called that and who spilled
Ray: Marge
Egg: Rickon
Dany: Theon
Jae: Ray don't act like you didn't help Marge and Sansa pick out the ring and why are you talking to Rickon Egg
Dany: Ray did what why was I not invited
Ray: Dany you can be a little self-centered
Egg: more like self-interested and super entitled
Jae: Egg your not any better mister King of the 7 kingdoms
Ray: Jae it doesn't work as an insult when he is actually the King
Egg: I thought you weren't sure about the whole starting a family thing Jae
Jae: I just feel like Sansa deserves better and after my few relationships at Castle Black I wasn't sure I really wanted anything like that again
Dany: you can't really count relationships that don't last more than a mouth and both of them were wild and crazy from what Robb has told us
Ray: Jae you and Sansa were made for each other and Dany you have no right to talk about a relationship lasting more than a few months none of yours ever do
Egg: Everyone has settled down or is settling down why haven't you even tried Dany you are almost the same age as Jae
Jae: let's not pressure her into anything I've spent years with Sansa and you were engaged to Mercy for 2 years before the marriage Ray you've also been with Willis since the end of your high school years
Dany: at least Jae’s on my side 😜
Ray: we will let this go for now but you better find yourself someone presentable to bring to Jae’s wedding no shirtless wild men like you brought to mine it's cold in the north and he would freeze to death
Egg: he would freeze if Ned didn't shoot him for ruining his little girl's big day that is
Jae: Egg we don't even have a date set yet and maybe we should move on from me for a moment
Ray: and here comes the normal work-focused Jae that we all love
Jae: we need to talk about how much of the company we hold right now I have 20% Ray has 15% and Dany has 15% so we currently have 50% but Tywin and his goons own the other 50
Dany: when did I get part of the companies stocks im focused on my own nonprofit currently
Egg: I transferred my stocks to you when I ascended the crown something about not having personal stacks in outside interruptions
Ray: Jae when did you get 20% Dad only left you 10%
Jae: I bought more slowly over time like you should have been doing that way we can actually fully control the corporation even if you are the CEO he currently controls the board
Egg: okay okay we can talk business at a later date Mercy is yelling for me to get back to work or she will invite her mother over for dinner we all know that’s a threat none of us wouldn't take seriously
Dany: bye yall im needed for some charity work
Ray: Jae i'll be bringing this up again soon I also need to get back to work
Jae: I'll talk to yall later im off for the night anyway me and Sansa are heading to her parents for dinner
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Stag Party
Theon, Jon, Gendery, Sam, Grenn, Edd, Tormund, Bran, Rickon, Ageon
Theon: Time to plan Jons stag party it's gonna be wild
Jon: Why isn't Robb here and why am I involved in my own party planning
Gendry: Robb isn't here because he would never approve of a stag party and your here so that it falls within your boundaries
Theon: obviously Robb is a party popper for anything involving his baby sisters and Gendry made me add you to this so we didn't try to plan anything stupid
Tormund: I'll be there for the ale and chaos
Grenn: Me and Edd will be there for the drinks as well
Sam: I will be there to support you Jon and make sure no one does anything too stupid while drunk
Theon: Sorry to tell ya this now Tor but I was planning to have it at your bar so you three may have to work it
Tormund: Yah best tip well fish if yah wish to get into Vals pants
Jon: Why is Theon going after one of my exes and ex co workers
Edd: He's been after her for months he shows almost every night at the bar trying to flirt with her
Jon: What about bro code Theon
Rickon: Bro code flew out the window when you knocked up my sister Jon
Tormund: you and Val are still on good terms you did more fucking than dating anyhow Jon
Bran: I shall be there to make sure it doesn't get out of hand as well as to drive you drunkards home and make sure the child doesn't drink
Ageon: I will rent out the bar for the night so we don't disturb your usual business and so I can get away from the press and my wife
Gendry: So before this gets any more out of hand we are meeting at the Free Folk at 7 Sunday everyone good with that
Sam: Sounds good the girls are doing something that day to
Jon: Fine but whos tricking Robb and how
Theon: I got it not like it's the first time I've tricked Robb into something
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Hen Party
Daenerys, Sansa, Margery, Gilly, Myrcella, Rhaenys, Arya
Daenerys: It's time to throw a party for the lovely girl with flaming locks before she tied to my brooding nephew
Margaery: Dany with all due respect you are much too wild to be in charge of Sansa's Hen party
Rhaenys: I second that statement
Myrcella: Third
Daenerys: Rude
Sansa: Dany no offense but I am not currently able to keep up with your kind of parties
Arya: She's three moons pregnant there's no way we can go clubbing or to a pub so do you have any other ideas blondy
Gilly: Can we please not call each other names
Margaery: I think we should all just have a girls day we go get our hair and nails done then go back to my house for a slumber party no alcohol involved
Daenerys: But drinking is half the fun of parties
Rhaenys: You can abstain for one day Dany it won't kill you
Myrcella: so meet at Margs at 3 on Sunday everyone is good with that right
Arya: How is Robb allowing us to use your house Marg
Margaery: He isn't but he will be at Theons apartment and then Jons stag party I have informed Theon my husband will be staying with him for the night and he just replied yes like the smart man he is
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Brains of the family
Bran, Maegaery, Gendry
Margaery: How is the party going Sansas getting ancy with Jon not responding
Bran: everything is going fine besides most of them being drunk as can be
Gendry: Jons not replying because he's almost passed out at the bar mumbling about how pretty Sansa is
Gendry: Theon and Tormund forced him to down a shot per secret he kept from us and then a shot per year they were secretly together im surprised he isn't dead
Margaery: Sansa is going to be pissed at them tomorrow how is my husband doing
Bran: Robb is drunkenly sobbing in the corner about how much he misses his wife while Grenn and Edd laugh at him
Gendry: Jons brother looks more relaxed just sitting at the bar than I've ever seen him
Gendry: And Theons hitting on Jons ex while she is aggressively making his drinks stronger and stronger it's starting to look like we're gonna need an ER trip for alcohol poisoning
Bran: Doesn't seem like anyone is going to jail tonight tho its probably just because there's no one to fight as Ageon rented out the bar
Margaery: All in all sounds like the nights going well for everyone we are just sitting in the living room eating ice cream and watching rom coms
Margaery: But starting tomorrow it is wedding mode time the wedding is in less than 2 weeks