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“Come on darlin’, wouldn’t want the couch to feel left out.”
Rebecca tightened her arms around his neck as he started them towards the couch. As always when he surprised her with the strength he hid under unassuming clothing, a little thrill ran through her. She’d never felt dainty in her life, and Rupert had played on that cruelly. So the way Ted literally swept her off her feet from time to time managed to heal something in her even as it aroused. He had never once commented on her weight, and the only thing he ever said about her height was that missed looking up at her a bit when she took off her heels.
She shook herself out of the thought as he set her gently down on the plush couch. She had barely unwrapped her limbs from his body when he was sinking to his knees and giving one sharp tug at her hips to get her to the edge of the cushions. His warm hands petted and pushed at her thighs until her legs were arranged in a way that seemed to please him, then he shot her a mischievous smile before leaning down and licking into her without so much as a word of warning.
“Oh god,” she moaned. Her hands flew down to clutch at his soft hair as he found her clit and sucked. “Now you’re the one trying to kill me.”
“What a way to go,” he murmured, lips and mustache moving gently against her where she was soaking wet and swollen. Ted yelped when her hands tightened painfully in his hair. “Only kidding darlin’. I want you here with me so I can keep lighting you up like this forever.”
It made her want to melt when he talked like that. When his eyes went soft and his voice deepened and dripped with sincerity and love, she wanted to find a way to give him the whole of the universe.
Her hands gentled and raked through his hair, brushing back that unruly lock she adored so much. “I know I said it not that long ago but I think it bears repeating. I love you; so much.”
Ted gazed up at her with adoring eyes. “I love you too baby.” He nuzzled at the crease of her hip. “Now I believe I have some occupying to tend to.”
Her giggle was cut off by a startled gasp when he slipped two fingers inside her and set his lips to her clit again. “Jesus Christ!” She felt more than heard him chuckle and kicked weakly at him. “Don’t you dare say ‘no, just Ted.’ “
“You know me so well.”
So he didn’t say it, but he did double down on bringing her pleasure. The two fingers inside her began to curl up every few thrusts, searching out that spot that could make her go wild. He alternated licking and sucking at her clit, never letting her adjust to a pattern before he was altering it; taking her higher and higher before backing off just enough to make her feel like she may go mad. His hand pressed firmly low on her belly to keep her hips from hitching up to help her along.
Her thighs were shaking and her breath was coming out in heaving sobs by the time he stopped teasing and firmly committed to making her come. With the chorus of her pleas in his ears he focused in and gave her everything he had until she was gasping out his name and flying apart, her cunt clenching rhythmically on his fingers.
She was still fluttering around him when he bent to swirl his tongue around her clit again.
Her entire body jolted as pleasure shot through her, so sharp it rode the edge between pain and bliss. “Ted,” Rebecca moaned low in her throat.
He was hard and aching again, but seeing her come apart for him was too good to pass up. “Give me another, baby.”
It was just this side of too much. But even as her mind doubted her ability to come again so soon, her body didn’t seem to have the same concerns. She could feel the pleasure building low and swift and cried out as his fingers curled and rubbed insistently. When he nipped gently at her clit the tension snapped and she flew part. She screamed as it hit, her muscles trembling as she rode it out.
She didn’t give a shit that his fingers were still buried inside her. Her hands tugged at his shoulders until she could reach his mouth. She tasted herself on him as they kissed, little aftershocks of pleasure pulsing through her.
Ted pulled back slowly and for a moment all he could do was take in the beautiful woman in front of him. She was practically boneless against the couch, her breasts heaving with the effort of her breath, her thighs spread wide around him and her skin glistening. He gently pulled his fingers free and watched her eyes darken when he brought them to his mouth to suck the taste of her from his skin.
Rebecca was suddenly in motion, pulling him towards her again to kiss him, hard. “I need you inside me. Now.”
“Yes ma’am.”
He manhandled her a little bit as he got her into the position he’d been imagining her in all night. When he had her where he wanted her she was on her knees on the couch, her hands pressed into the arm and her back gorgeously arched.
His cock twitched as he contemplated eating her out from behind, but it was as if she could read his mind.
“Theodore Lasso, if you aren’t inside me in the next ten seconds I will not be held responsible for what happens to you.”
“God, you government naming me shouldn’t be that sexy.”
She shot him a look over her shoulder. “I didn’t add the middle name but I will if you don’t hurry up.”
“Hearing you loud and clear darlin’.”
He arranged himself behind her and couldn’t help but smooth his hand down her back. Then he gripped her hip and guided himself to her entrance.
Rebecca’s hands clutched at the couch as he entered her. No matter how many times he was inside her, that delicious stretch never got old. She heard herself whimper as he bottomed out, the sound shifting into a gasp as he began to thrust. She was absolutely certain she could come again. When it came to Ted, she had long since learned not to doubt his capacity for or desire to show her love or bring her pleasure. However, she could sense that slow and steady wasn’t going to do it for either of them tonight. They were too keyed up from what they had already done to each other.
“Hard and fast my love,” she ground out.
“Right there with you.”
He set an almost punishing pace, hips snapping into hers just as she asked. Both of them were breathing hard and building fast, and for a while all that could be heard was the sounds of their pleasure; grunts and groans, skin on skin, the wet sound of her taking all that he had to give.
Ted could feel himself getting close, and he’d be damned if he didn’t take her with him. He quickly pulled her upright, all but growling at the mewling little cry she gave and the way the new angle made her clutch around him. He held her to him as he pounded into her, the tight heat of her driving him even closer to the edge.
“Do you have any idea how gorgeous you are? The way you drive me completely wild? I’m going to spend the rest of my life making sure you know, Becca. Never going to let you forget.”
She moaned his name low in her throat and turned her head to capture his mouth in a downright filthy kiss. He reached down between them to rub hard at her clit and she broke away from his mouth with a gasp, her hand dropping to clutch at his flexing wrist.
“Don’t stop.”
“I’ve gotcha baby. Come on; one last time.”
As if she could do anything else. His hips ground hard against her and she shattered apart on a cry a split second before he spilled inside her. They both slumped forward in the aftermath, her arms planting themselves again on the arm of the couch as he pressed against her back.
He felt her start to tremble at the effort and wrapped his arms around her, clumsily rearranging them so that they were laid out on the couch with Ted as the big spoon. Rebecca gave a contented sigh at the feel of him against her, their legs tangled and his arms securely around her, his fingers tracing lazy patterns against the soft skin of her stomach. For a while they were silent, just soaking each other in.
It wasn’t until she felt a bit of his come trickle from her that she came back to reality and gave in to a wince. As much as she adored the feeling of their combined release on her thighs, she was slightly concerned for the upholstery.
“We probably should have put a towel down. I fear for the safety of the furniture.”
Ted chuckled against her neck. “I think you’re greatly overestimating the state of our mental faculties this evening honey.” He pressed a kiss to her skin. “Besides, what’s the point of all that money you pay me if I can’t get the couch cleaned after a celebration like that.”
“What a win to celebrate,” she mused. Needing to see his face, she nudged him until he loosened his grip enough to let her turn in his arms. “I’m so proud of you, you know. You’ve accomplished so much.”
“Well…”
She pressed a finger to his lips to quiet him, giggling when he nipped at it. “I know the boys did the physical work, and they deserve the credit for that. Although, don’t think I haven’t noticed you and Beard risking your hamstrings running with them from time to time.”
Ted shot her a sheepish grin. “Guilty as charged.”
“But to my point; our boys weren’t a team before you, Ted. Not really. You brought them together and made them a family, so a great deal of that credit will always go to you.” She sensed what was coming and headed him off at the pass. “To you, and Beard, and Roy. But you’re at the top of the list, my love. As it turns out, I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for my gaffer. Don’t tell the press.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it, darlin’.” He let out a contented sigh as she snuggled into him, pressing her face into the crook of his neck. “And hey, you think you’re proud now? Just wait until we win the whole fucking thing.”