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When Snow White opened her eyes, she saw, a few inches away from her face, an old man leaning on her. He seemed to have lost half of his hair which gave him a humongus forehead. He also a ridiculous pointy nose and the smallest ears she had ever seen among the ten people she had ever met.

As he pulled out of the kiss and mumbled something with his nasal voice, Snow White screamed in terror. Her scream was so loud that the trees were shaking or falling down, the old prince became almost deaf, and the Evil Queen's lifeless body started rolling on the rocky ground for a bit. She yelled for what felt like eternity to the kingdom, but then she suddenly stopped, falling back inconscious on her death bed : she had a heart attack.

The not-so-charming prince leaned on her to kiss her again, but the dwarfs, who were away to mourn the princess's death on their own, ran frantically towards the scene as she screamed, arrived just in time to catch the prince's second attempt, tackled him and carried him to the police office. There, he pleaded guilty for sexual assault as well as involuntary homicide.

The prince got his well deserved punishment : he was forced to dance with heated iron shoes until his death.