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Part 84 of crossover works
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2023-07-23
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class traitors

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"Tohru is a saint," Haruhi responds, popping one of the fancy tiny cake into her mouth. "She has to be, to deal with you."

"Wow." Mina deadpans. "And here I thought you were just calling her a class traitor."

"She can be both," Haruhi shrugs.

A peak into three weddings, between three cousins.

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"So, Mina," Haruhi says calmly, "A guy with how many cars?"

"To be fair," Mina rebukes, "All of them were rentals from his work. He actually doesn't have that much money."

"Did you know that when you fell in love?"

"..." Mina didn't answer.

"Class traitor," Haruhi says smugly.

"He's not even rich!" Mina protests. "I just thought he might be! He could have also just had a car collecting problem! You know?!"

"Whatever you say, dear cousin," Haruhi grins.

Tohru sighs. "Come on, Haruhi, leave Mina alone." She says, "You know she'll remember this forever, and strike back one day. Do you really want that?"

"Fine, fine," Haruhi pouts. 

"You're really marrying into the Sohma line, Tohru? And I thought only Mina betrayed me."

"Come on, Kyo isn't really looked favorably upon anyways in this family," Tohru shakes her head. "We don't need to do all that class traitor stuff. The Sohma's are a good family. Sure, they have their… issues, but… most of that is solved already."

"You literally sound brainwashed," Haruhi deadpans.

"Yeah, and why the heck do they treat you like a saint?" Mina asked. 

"Tohru is a saint," Haruhi responds, popping one of the fancy tiny cake into her mouth. "She has to be, to deal with you."

"Wow." Mina deadpans. "And here I thought you were just calling her a class traitor."

"She can be both," Haruhi shrugs.

"So," Mina began with a shit-eating grin, and Haruhi groaned. "Suoh Takemi, huh?"

"Please, can we not do this? I'm literally getting married."

"It's the afterparty, it doesn't count," Mina dismissed. "Plus, do you remember my wedding? Or even Tohru's? I believe you do. What was it you called us? Class traitor?"

"Come on! You don't even read Marx!"

"You're the one who got married to a rich guy!"

"I can fix him! He's actually very sweet! I'm sure in a few years I can convince him to redistribute his wealth—!"

"You're kidding yourself, cousin," Mina continues smugly, "Or should I refer to you only as class traitor from now on?"

Haruhi groans loudly.

"You deserved that," Tohru observes calmly.

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