Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Jay has created a group chat.

Jay has added Kai, Nya, Cole, Zane, Lloyd, Pixal, Sora, Arin, and Wyldfire

Jay has changed his name to Electricity Dude

Cole has changed his name to Rocky Dangerbuff

Nya has changed her name to OneWithTheSea

Kai has changed his name to BetterThanWyldfire

Lloyd has changed his name to greenie

Pixal has changed her name to PIXAL

Zane has changed his name to ZANE

Sora has changed her name to MasterOfTechnology

Arin has changed his name to SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude

Wyldfire has changed her name to BetterThanKai

Electricity Dude has named the chat.

THE BEST NINJA GROUP CHAT EVER

BetterThanWyldfire  Jay what the hell is this

Electricity Dude  A group chat DUH

BetterThanKai  sdjqohfieqohwfrwosEFPQAhowefhpw febofqobf efoqhaf dwibofbdq dbwOLaw

greenie  um I dont think wyldfire knows how to text

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  OH MY GOSH THIS IS AMAZING

MasterOfTechnology  Arin stop fanboying

BetterThanWyldfire replied to @ greenie  

um I dont think wyldfire knows how to text

Yeah no kidding

PIXAL replied to @ greenie  

um I dont think wyldfire knows how to text

*Don’t  *Wyldfire *Um

greenie  really pix? really?

PIXAL  🤷

Rocky Dangerbuff  wait wait how did you get emojis pix

PIXAL  🤷

OneWithTheSea  @ Rocky Dangerbuff  how the hell do you not know how to get emojis while texting its so easy

PIXAL  *it’s

ZANE  It is currently 3 AM, friends. Please go back to sleep.

OneWithTheSea  this is jays fault

OneWithTheSea   he started it

Electricity Dude   Nya whyyyy youre my girlfriend

OneWithTheSea  just stating facts babe sorry

PIXAL   *This *Jay’s *He *you’re *Just

MasterOfTechnology  It’s official. Pix is only here to correct peoples grammar.

PIXAL  *people’s

MasterOfTechnology  GO***MN IT!

MasterOfTechnology   Wait hold on

MasterOfTechnology It’s not letting me cuss

ZANE   That would be my doing. I have programmed all the phones to blur the curse words you type. I assumed you, Arin, and Wyldfire  did not curse and wanted to protect you all from it.

greenie   ZANE THANK YOU

greenie  I was worried about how id stop them from cussing

PIXAL   *I’d

greenie   PIXAL STOP IT PLZ

PIXAL  *PLEASE

greenie has gone offline.

Electricity Dude  welp lloyds gone

PIXAL   *Lloyd’s

BetterThanWyldfire   guys help im being attacked by wyldfire

BetterThanWyldfire   she know how to read and saw my username

BetterThanWyldfire   help me plzzzz

BetterThanWyldfire nya jay cole zane pix lloyd arin sora help me 

PIXAL  *Guys *I’m *Wyldfire *She *knows *Help *please *Nya *Jay *Cole *Zane *Pix *Lloyd *Arin *Sora

Rocky Dangerbuff  Pix how the hell did you type all that in the span of one point five seconds

BetterThanWyldfire  GUYSSSSS

OneWithTheSea  fine im coming

OneWithTheSea   and pix don’t you effing dare

PIXAL *Fine *I’m *And *Pix 

BetterThanKai  hi everyone

MasterOfTechnology  SHE DID IT! WYLDFIRE KNOWS HOW TO TEXT!!

MasterOfTechnology changed her name to MasterOfTech

MasterOfTech  much better

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!! 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

MasterOfTech  how the hell are you STILL fanboying?!?!?!

greenie is back online.

PIXAL  *Hi *Much *How

greenie has gone offline.

Electricity Dude  what have I done

Electricity Dude  ive created a monster

greenie is back online.

PIXAL   *What *I’ve

greenie has gone offline.

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SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  Hey guys I made pie! Who wants some?

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  Haha Pix you aren’t gonna correct me now!

PIXAL  …

BetterThanWyldfire   YES ARIN YOU ARE THE MASTER

BetterThanKai   hey kai like my username

BetterThanWyldfire  how dare you

PIXAL   *Hey *Kai *How

greenie   come on pix cut her some slack she just started texting

PIXAL   *Come *Pix 

greenie has changed PIXAL’s name to Grammer Correcter

Grammer Correcter  …

Rocky Dangerbuff   Lloyd I think you broke her

Electricity Dude   Oh no Zane’s gonna be so mad…

Rocky Dangerbuff   why’d you take so long to type that one sentence

Electricity Dude   Because I didn’t wanna break her more

OneWithTheSea   cut him some slack hes trying

BetterThanWyldfire   ya unlike you

OneWithTheSea  kai im gonna murder you

BetterThanKai  nooo thats my job now

OneWithTheSea  😂 😂 😂 😂

OneWithTheSea  i cant–

OneWithTheSea  wyldfire come here

OneWithTheSea  im giving you the title of kais new murderer

OneWithTheSea  youve earned it

BetterThanKai  yesssssss take that hothead

BetterThanWyldfire   HEY!! 

greenie  OKAY FINE

greenie I’LL FIX HER

greenie has changed Grammer Correcter name to Grammar Corrector  

greenie  you’re welcome

Grammar Corrector   I did not say thank you.

Rocky Dangerbuff   You should’ve though.

Master Wu  Enough!!

greenie  AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

greenie  WHATWHATWHATWHAT???!!!

BetterThanWyldfire   …

BetterThanKai  kai just fainted

BetterThanKai  and dropped his phone

BetterThanKai  help

Electricity Dude  WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!!!?

Electricity Dude  YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?!?!?!

OneWithTheSea   imma just pull a kai and faint, bye 👋

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  woooooaaaaaahhhhhhh

MasterOfTech   It’s literally Garmadon. He’s at the door and somehow joined the chat.

Master Wu has changed his name to Garmadon .

Garmadon  That scream was hilarious, Lloyd.

greenie  no it wasn't.

Garmadon  yes it was.

greenie  no it wasn't.

Garmadon  yes it was.

greenie  no it wasn't.

Garmadon  yes it was.

greenie  no it wasn't.

Garmadon  yes it was.

greenie  no it wasn't!!!

OneWithTheSea  shut up or I will add a few more bodies to the collection under my bed.

greenie   …

Garmadon   …

Electricity Dude   …

Rocky Dangerbuf f  …

ZANE   …

BetterThanWyldfire   …

BetterThanKa i  …

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude   …

MasterOfTech   …

PIXAL  …

OneWithTheSea  Good.

Garmadon  D**m.

Garmadon  Wait that’s not even a cuss word why is it censored

Garmadon  D**m.

Garmadon  D**m.

Garmadon  D**m.

Garmadon  This is SO ANNOYING D**M ISN'T EVEN A CUSS WORD!!!!

greenie  …how do you have perfect grammar?

Electricity Dude  okay someone tell me why Nya left my room with a kitchen knife in her hand?!

BetterThanWyldfire  WHY is she in YOUR room?!

Electricity Dude  bc we’re dating?!?!

PIXAL  *No *Yes *No *Yes *No *Yes *No *Yes *No *Shut *How *Okay *Because

Electricity Dude  um pix shes coming to your room

PIXAL  *Um *Pix *She’s

PIXAL  Oh.

PIXAL  Uh oh.

OneWithTheSea  REVENGE!!!!!!!! *cackles evilly*

greenie  Pix run for your life.

Garmadon  D**m. 

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  So…no one wants pie?

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Nya has created a group chat.

Nya has added Kai, Nya, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Sora, Arin, and Wyldfire

Nya has changed her name to OneWithTheSea

Jay has changed his name to Electricity Dude

Cole has changed his name to Rocky Dangerbuff

Kai has changed his name to BetterThanWyldfire

Pixal  has changed her name to PIXAL

Zane has changed his name to ZANE

Sora has changed her name to MasterOfTech

Arin has changed his name to SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude

Wyldfire has changed her name to BetterThanKai

OneWithTheSea has named the chat.

Operation Lloyd’s bday planning

OneWithTheSea  *clears throat*

OneWithTheSea  attention everyone

OneWithTheSea  as you all know in a week it is Lloyd’s bday

OneWithTheSea  and he’s never had a proper bday celebration before

OneWithTheSea  so here we’re gonna plan his bday

OneWithTheSea  and pix I swear if all you do here is correct peoples grammar imma remove you

OneWithTheSea  any ideas?

Rocky Dangerbuff   CAKE

Electricity Dude   we’re not putting you in charge of cake, youre probably gonna eat it all

BetterThanWyldfire   i feel like lloyd would want a simple party

BetterThanWyldfire   actually he wouldnt even want a party

BetterThanWyldfire   all that kid would need to be happy today is us, cake, which zane should make, and a few presents

BetterThanWyldfire   thats all he needs

Rocky Dangerbuff  CAKE

OneWithTheSea  true, lloyd wouldn’t want something extravagant

MasterOfTech   imma make him a present

Rocky Dangerbuff   CAKE

Electricity Dude   maybe one big thing from all of us?

Garmadon   He would probably want a new sword or weapon.

OneWithTheSea   HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE

OneWithTheSea   I DIDN'T EVEN ADD YOU

Garmadon  Too bad.

Rocky Dangerbuff   CAKE

BetterThanWyldfire  hes right. Lloyd would want a sword bc his old one is rusting and is gonna snap at any moment

OneWithTheSea   Kais a blacksmith so i would say hes right

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  so we get him a sword?

Rocky Dangerbuff   CAKE

OneWithTheSea  yup

Electricity Dude  yup!

Rocky Dangerbuff  CAKE

BetterThanWyldfire  alright!

PIXAL  That seems to be a fair choice.

ZANE  Which I believe Lloyd would appreciate.

MasterOfTech  yes lets do it

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  agreed!

BetterThanKai  ok sure

Garmadon  I’m surprised you all agreed.

PIXAL  *Clears *Attention *As *And *So *And *Pix *people’s *I’m gonna *Any *We’re *I *Actually *All *That’s *True *I’m gonna *Maybe *He’s *because *Kai’s *I *he’s *So *Yup *Yup! *Alright! *Yes *let’s *Agreed *Ok.

OneWithTheSea  I always keep my word. Sorry pix. 👋

PIXAL  😞

OneWithTheSea has removed PIXAL .

Rocky Dangerbuff  still dont know how she got emojis.

ZANE  *Pix *Still *Don’t

OneWithTheSea has removed ZANE .

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THE BEST NINJA GROUP CHAT EVER

Electricity Dude  nya you ok?!?!

Electricity Dude  youve been in the bathroom for a while

OneWithTheSea  leave me alone

OneWithTheSea  let me throw up in peace

greenie  huh what why are you throwing up

BetterThanWyldfire  IM TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL RN COME ON

OneWithTheSea  kai no im fine

OneWithTheSea  no need

greenie  u sure?!

greenie  it sounds bad in there

OneWithTheSea  ok nvm take me to the hospital

BetterThanWyldfire  i’ll do my best

BetterThanWyldfire  come on

BetterThanWyldfire and OneWithTheSea have gone offline.

Electricity Dude has changed BetterThanWyldfire ’s name to Hothead .

Rocky Dangerbuff  LOL 

Electricity Dude  its perfect!!!

Rocky Dangerbuff has changed Electricity Dude ’s name to Motormouth .

Rocky Dangerbuff  its perfect!!!

Motormouth  😡 😡

greenie  whats wrong with you guys

2 HOURS LATER…

Hothead  we’re back

OneWithTheSea  so um i have covid

Motormouth  nooooooo whyyyyyyy

greenie  ouch that sucks

Rocky Dangerbuff  yeah quarantines the worst

OneWithTheSea  i feel like absolute crap

OneWithTheSea  this SUCKS

OneWithTheSea  see y'all in 2 weeks

Motormouth  aww bye 😞

Rocky Dangerbuff  see you soon

greenie  Im gonna miss you 😢

Hothead  not me

Hothead  imma enjoy these two weeks

OneWithTheSea  😡 😡

ZANE  Oh dear. I have missed quite a bit. I shall perform daily checks on you, Nya, if you find that appealing.

PIXAL  Please feel better soon!

greenie  preferably before my bday

greenie  it wont be the same without u

OneWithTheSea  aww thanks guys (except kai)

OneWithTheSea  imma miss you too (except kai)

OneWithTheSea  and Zane, if u wanna perform checks on me feel free

OneWithTheSea  i think it would help

OneWithTheSea  anyway

OneWithTheSea  see you guys in 2 weeks

OneWithTheSea  bye! 👋

Hothead  see ya sis

greenie  bye 😞

Motormouth  bye :( 😞

Rocky Dangerbuff  bye

ZANE  Please feel better soon!

PIXAL  Goodbye!

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greenie  thanks for the sword guys!!!

OneWithTheSea  no prob!! It was your dads idea btw

Garmadon  That’s true. You should be thanking me.

greenie   thanks ig

Garmadon  Of course.

Hothead  anyway sis how you feeling?

OneWithTheSea  oh yeah forgot to tell y’all! I'm Covid free!!! 😁😁😁

Motormouth  whooooooo!!!!

Rocky Dangerbuff  nice!

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  why hasn't pix been correcting our grammar?

OneWithTheSea  oh yeah I asked and she's refraining as much as possible

OneWithTheSea  also Lloyd why are you texting your on a mission rn

greenie  ya I know, almost at the location

greenie  alright see y'all later it's mission time

Hothead  bye! Be safe!

Motormouth  what Kai said!!

Hothead  😡😡😡

3 HOURS LATER

Hothead  is anyone else getting worried about lloyd

Hothead  he should be back by now

ZANE  That’s correct. Let me call him.

ZANE   He’s not picking up the phone. I shall track his location.

greenie  guys help

Motormouth  lloyd where the hell are you

greenie   plz help

greenie   everything hurts

greenie   I've been shot I think

greenie   I dunno

ZANE   Lloyd, please stay conscious. I have tracked your location. Nya and I are heading there now.

Rocky Dangerbuff  I need updates. Lots. Tell us when you find him and what happened.

Rocky Dangerbuff  plz

OneWithTheSea  alright I'll do my best

2 HOURS LATER

OneWithTheSea  so um basically he was shot and bleeding like crazy, Zane and I took him to the hospital and he's being treated rn

Hothead   is he ok???!!!!?!??

Hothead  should we come to the hospital?!?!

OneWithTheSea  don't know yet but I'll call you and update, you guys should stay back jic

ZANE  JIC?

OneWithTheSea  just in case.

ZANE   Oh, alright. Thank you.

MasterOfTech  is he gonna be ok?

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude  yeah is he?

OneWithTheSea  hopefully 🤞 

BetterThanKai  that's not good enough!

BetterThanKai changed her name to Wyldfire .

Wyldfire  there.

PIXAL  I hope Lloyd gets better soon.

Garmadon  He’s gonna have a lot of missed messages to check if he wakes up.

Hothead  im sorry IF?!?!

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THE BEST NINJA GROUP CHAT EVER

OneWithTheSea  hey guys 👋

Hothead   hey

Hothead  how's Lloyd?

OneWithTheSea   alive

Motormouth  oh thank goodness 

Rocky Dangerbuff  critical condition, yay or nay?

OneWithTheSea   ya its bad

SelfTaughtSpinjitzuDude has changed his name to Arin.

Arin   can we see him? 

ZANE  Yes. Please come if you wish.

OneWithTheSea  i dont know who did this to him but their next on my murder list and shall be added to the pile of bodies under my bed

Hothead  ooh can I help? Plz

PIXAL   I have found a lead on the person who hurt Lloyd. The person I have tracked is not the one who did it, but rather she knows the male who shot Lloyd quite well, as she is his girlfriend.

Motormouth   so we’re gonna see the girlfriend of the guy who shot Lloyd? Ok!

OneWithTheSea   imma strangle her until we get some answers, ya know, gal to gal talk.

OneWithTheSea   send me the address, imma record everything and send it to you guys

Hothead   dang it i wanna come

OneWithTheSea   too bad

OneWithTheSea   alright pix thanks for the place (she messaged me privately so you boys cant follow me)

OneWithTheSea   time to go talk and get some answers!!

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OneWithTheSea has sent a video. 

The video shows Nya questioning a blonde girl who says that she broke up with her boyfriend a few days ago, so she has no knowledge as to where he is now and why he shot Lloyd. But she says that she knows his address and writes it down on a slip of paper, handing it to Nya. Nya thanks her and leaves, muttering about how she’s going to strangle the guy who shot her little brother once she finds him.

Hothead  agree with you there sis

Rocky Dangerbuff  i think we all do

ZANE  EVERYBODY

Motormouth  what what what

Motormouth  what happened

PIXAL  We’ve found him!

OneWithTheSea  yesssssss

Hothead  yesssssss

OneWithTheSea  time to go

Hothead  and strangle him

Arin  wait wait is Lloyd ok??

MasterOfTech has changed her name to Sora .

Sora  yeah how is he?

Rocky Dangerbuff  im w/ him now

Rocky Dangerbuff  hes breathing

Rocky Dangerbuff  so that’s good

OneWithTheSea  pix. address. now.  

PIXAL  3601 Berkley Drive.

OneWithTheSea  thx pix

Hothead  lets go ya’ll!

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Hothead  we did it

Hothead  we did it

Hothead  we did it

Hothead  yeah!!!

OneWithTheSea  boom!

Motormouth  *dances*

Rocky Dangerbuff  did you seriously just type that

Motormouth  yeah…why?

Rocky Dangerbuff  dude thats weird

Arin  why didn't you let us come wiiitttthhhhh

Sora  yeah we couldve helped

ZANE  Absolutely not. Lloyd is not a fan of you two coming with us on missions. It is our duty to respect his wished.

ZANE  *wishes

Motormouth  *gasp* Zane made a typo!!!

Rocky Dangerbuff  for the fiiirrrsssst tiiiiimmmmeeee in foreeeeevveeeerrrr

ZANE  Please don’t.

OneWithTheSea  why was he just jailed?? he deserved to be killed!!!

Hothead  as much as i agree with nya, i dont think lloyd would like us killing someone on his behalf, no matter how bad the injury was

OneWithTheSea  D**N IT YOURE RIGHT!!!!

PIXAL  @Everyone  I just received a call from the hospital. Lloyd’s condition is getting worse.

Arin  is he okay??

PIXAL  I don’t know yet. We’ll find out when we get there. Garmadon, you must accompany us.

Garmadon  What? Why?

Hothead  yeah, why?

PIXAL  The hospital informed me that due to Lloyd’s worsening condition, he will have to undergo surgery. But they need a parent’s consent to do that, as Lloyd is still a minor.

PIXAL  …And the only parent available right now is Garmadon.

Hothead  …you need to be above 18 to adopt someone legally right?

ZANE  Yes, why?

Hothead  perfect!

Hothead  lemme adopt lloyd real fast

Motormouth  WHAT   

Rocky Dangerbuff  knew it. knew it!!!

OneWithTheSea  shouldve seen this coming

Wyldfire   kai have you lost brain cells

Sora  not a bad plan tbh

Arin  WHOA

ZANE  I have no words as of this moment.

PIXAL  🫢

Garmadon  What?? You can’t do that! He’s my son!

Hothead  some parent you were!

Hothead  you and misako both!!

Hothead  do you know what you put him through throughout his life?? DO YOU???

Rocky Dangerbuff  GUYS!!

Rocky Dangerbuff  we dont have time for this rn. Lloyd needs surgery.

Garmadon  I’ll give my consent to the surgery. And Kai, you are going to explain what exactly you mean by your above statements.

Hothead  gladly.

Wyldfire  ooohh, drama…

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Garmadon  Alright, consent has been given. What do I get?

Hothead   wdymbt?

Garmadon   What does that mean?

Hothead   what do you mean by that?

Garmadon   Clearly you can’t read.

Hothead   why would you need something for giving consent?

Garmadon   Oh, so you can read.

Hothead   you get your son back. thats it.

Garmadon  Ugh, fine .

48 HOURS LATER

greenie  hey guys

Literally Everyone In This Group Chat Except For Garmadon  LLOYD!!!!!!!!

Arin  youre alive!!!!!

greenie  yup! I pulled through :D

greenie  wait…who gave consent to the surgery?

Garmadon  Me.

greenie  I read the above texts…

Garmadon  Son, it’s not what it looks like.

greenie  i dont care.

greenie has removed Garmadon .

PIXAL  Good for you, Lloyd.

OneWithTheSea  can we celebrate??

ZANE  Yes!

PIXAL  Of course!

Arin   oooh yesss

Sora   party!!!!

Wyldfire   what is a party

greenie   awesome. lets do this guys.

Rocky Dangerbuff  CAKE

Motormouth  yes cole, there will be cake.

Hothead  alriiiiight

Hothead   lets get this partay started guys!!

Hothead, OneWithTheSea, Motormouth, Rocky Dangerbuff, ZANE , PIXAL, Arin, Sora, Wyldfire, and greenie have all gone offline. Enjoy the party!