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Izusquad Groupchat and Shenanigans

Summary:

Basically just random excerpts from the Izusquad groupchat
They're in their second year because why not and canon was thrown out the window because we need fluff not a war

There's a lot of my personal headcanons here you've been warned

Notes:

There's quite a few headcanons of mine in here so ill list a few
If they're not your cup of tea you can leave I'm not forcing you to read :)

Dad for one but he's actually a good father
Ochako has 2 part time jobs: at a cafe and at a flower shop
Izuku has 4 technically: cafe (owned by his grandparents) , quirkless clinic, hero forum/blog, and an analysis "consultant" (consultant because idk what else to call it but he basically helps people with their quirk)
Ochako and Hitoshi have a sibling like relationship they're both only children so they adopted each other as siblings
I think that's all mentioned in the chapter so more headcanons will come in the future!

Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - Pinkie

(yes they are MLP themed bc I needed a group of 6 to base their names out of)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sunday 17:34

 

 

Twilight: GUYS

I just realised both my neighbours are ginger and their dog is also ginger ToT

 

AJ: Ochako would blend in perfectly

 

Fluttershy: Do you wanna fight (ง'̀-'́)ง

 

Rarity: Can we not fight for one day

One day is all I ask

 

Twilight: Sorry but they're basically siblings there's no escaping this

 

Rainbow Dash: Tenya you should know you have an older brother

 

Rarity: We didn't really fight that much

Our parents always worked so he basically raised me

 

Fluttershy: That turned sad

 

AJ: Does anyone know the answer to q17 for maths

 

Twilight: It's 5 root 7

 

AJ: How did you get that???

 

Fluttershy: Wait it's not 3 root 6???

 

Twilight: workingout.png

 

Fluttershy: Oh wait I simplified wrong

 

AJ: Thanks you're a life saver

I've been sitting here staring at this question for 30 mins

 

Twilight: Np :)

If you need more help just let me know

 

 

 

Monday 18:05

 

 

Fluttershy: It's ok guys 

Don't cry

I'll sing you a lullaby

 

Rainbow Dash: Wait who's crying

 

Fluttershy: Hush now

Quiet now

 

AJ: I'm crying

IM REALLY UPSET

 

Fluttershy: REALLY

AWW ITS OK

 

AJ: no

 

Fluttershy: Oh ToT

 

Twilight: Guys my neighbours were roaring yesterday

I forgot to tell u all

 

AJ: What is wrong with your neighbours

First they're ginger now this

What next they're werewolves???

 

Twilight: ...

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say

 

AJ: Don't do this

Izuku

No

....

 

Twilight: I'm sorry?

 

Fluttershy: It's ok Deku-Kun you can't control your neighbours 

We understand

 

Rainbow Dash: He can just move

 

Fluttershy: With what money

 

Rainbow Dash: Wait u don't know he's actually rich probably the same as Momo

 

AJ: Have you seen his ENTIRE merch collection??

Not the one at the dorms but the full thing

 

Fluttershy: No???

You're telling me all my friends are rich???

Can't believe you betrayed me like that Deku-Kun

I thought we understood each other

 

Twilight: If it helps my parents raised me as if we were middle class

So I know how you feel and I'm not a spoiled brat or anything

 

Fluttershy: I still feel betrayed

 

AJ: What about all the hero merch

 

Twilight: That doesn't count

I bought them with my own money

 

AJ: And where did that come from??

Your parents so it counts

 

Twilight: Actually I got the money from my job

 

AJ: Wait you work??

 

Fluttershy: Crisis averted we can bond again

 

Rarity: Izuku it's important that you focus on your studies instead of a job you have to rest your body and mind

Being in the hero course can wear you down if you don't rest appropriately 

 

Fluttershy: Is this a bad time to say I have 2 part time jobs??

 

Rarity: Ochako!! That's even worse, you need time to rest

 

Twilight: Should I tell him that I actually don't have one part time job but 3 and a full time job

 

Rarity: IZUKU MIDORIYA!! That is not healthy for you, with that many jobs you won't have your 8 hours of sleep you need plus the hours you put on your own training regime you need more rest

 

Fluttershy: ouch the full legal name too

 

AJ: I don't think it will be a good idea to tell him, idk I just have a feeling

 

Rainbow Dash: I can imagine him chopping the air rn

 

Rarity: How do you even have time for them

 

Twilight: Really good time management???

I mean the full-time job is technically online so it's not too bad

And I alternate days for the other 3

 

AJ: I genuinely don't know how you manage it tbh

 

Rainbow Dash: Wait how do you get permission to leave campus??

 

Twilight: Blackmail :)

That was a joke

Tenya I can see you typing

 

Rarity: It wasn't a very good joke

 

Fluttershy: No but seriously how?? Mr Aizawa only let me because my parents said that's part of the deal into letting me be in the dorms since work helps me calm down

 

AJ: How is working calming???

 

Fluttershy: It is if you ignore the customers and karens 

 

Twilight: Nedzu knows where I work so I asked my boss to talk to him and he let me

 

Fluttershy: That's not suspicious at all

 

Rainbow Dash: Izuku are you doing something illegal again

 

AJ: AGAIN?!?

 

Rarity: Shouto we aren't supposed to talk about that

Please pretend you didn't read that everyone

 

Pinky: Is this about Hosu or something else

 

Rarity: Mei how do you know about Hosu???

 

Pinky: I have my ways

Anyways stop spamming the chat I can't focus on my babies

Izukun come to the lab I have a new baby for you

 

Rarity: Mei phrasing please

Also why are you still in the labs school finished a while ago

 

AJ: I'm convinced she lives there atp 

Shouto shut up

 

Rainbow Dash: I wasn't going to say anything...

 

Twilight: Coming in a sec have to finish one more paragraph for Present Mic's essay

 

AJ: You were doing hw this entire time???

 

Twilight: I told you time management

I can multitask pretty easily

Anyways I'm done now

Bye everyone 

 

Fluttershy: Each day Deku-Kun finds a new way to amaze us

 

AJ: I don't think he's human anymore

 

Twilight: Shouto no

 

Rainbow Dash: :(

Notes:

Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!

If anyone has better names for them please comment them I can think of a way to change them in a future chapter, I have a few ideas but I'm stuck on names for Tenya, Izuku and Shouto so if anyone has a pun that incorporates their name or a funny nickname that has a part of their name I would appreciate it!

Btw Izuku's neighbour talk minus the werewolves and Ochako's "lullaby" were both inspired by one of my friends, I found the convo in an old gc and I just had to include it somehow

Chapter 2

Summary:

Hypothetical questions, movie sleepovers and training :)

Notes:

Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - Pinky

I decided to add the headcanons at the end notes so it doesn't "spoil" the chapter :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Tuesday 19:12

 

 

 

Fluttershy: @everyone

 I have a question for everyone of you

 

AJ: if its another dumb question I've had enough of those today in school already 

 

Fluttershy: No no I promise its important 

If time freezes for everyone but you what would you do???

 

AJ: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone

 

Fluttershy: Elaborate??

 

AJ: I’d shave a one inch thick line in every thick beard I saw

I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working

And I’d tie everyones shoelaces together

And then lastly I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag

 

Fluttershy: ...

Remind me to never allow you to have power

 

AJ: Sorry for you but I already do

 

Rainbow Dash: I would vandalise every Endeavour merch and billboard I see on sight

Bonus points is if he's on patrol I would draw on his face so people would start laughing but he'll never know why until he gets home

To which his entire room would be frozen, he can unfreeze it but that will just flood everything and ruin all the cases he has there

 

Pinky: I would just make infinite babies without Power Loader sensei stopping me and then take over the world so everyone knows Hatsume Industries

 

Twilight: you've been hanging out with Nedzu too much lately

 

Pinky: Not my fault you missed the last meeting

 

Twilight: IT WASNT ON PURPOSE I PROMISE I had to cover someone else's shift

 

Pinky: Excuses excuses

 

Rarity: In this hypothetical situation I would probably find Stain again and hit him repeatedly with a stick and then find the nearest shop buy ice cream and cry next to a river until everything is back to normal

 

Twilight: Tenya are you ok?? You can talk to us you know

 

Rainbow Dash: I'm in the common room if you need someone

 

Fluttershy: The door is always open TenTen!!

 

AJ: ^

 

Pinky: You can come over if you don't mind explosions

 

Rarity: Thanks for all the kind words but I'm fine now I promise all

I'm curious to listen to Izuku's answer however

 

Twilight: As long as you know the offer is still there :)

I would probably go to the HSPC offices and find all of their secrets and everything they tried to brush under the rug and then accidentally leave USB sticks with all the information to various big news stations and also post it on forums, then I'll open an account to be elected as the new president to which people will vote for me without knowing its me and reform Japan to be better and then give Nedzu the title so he can take over the world so that we can finally live in peace

Then I would find all the bases for organised crime and give them an option to rehabilitate if they refuse then they will be tied up ready for jail

Oh and also find AFO and ask him to pay for child support because he forgot to this year, it doesn't matter that he's in jail and can't do it, he literally has spies everywhere he can ask someone to do his chores for him plus my mom deserves it

 

AJ: ...

 

Rainbow Dash: ...

 

Rarity: ...

 

Pinky: I'll gladly help with the first part I have the perfect baby for it!!

 

Fluttershy: And I thought Hitoshi's one was too much ...

I was just gonna say eat infinite mochi and maybe draw on the faces of the people who tried to wrong my family and burn down our business but ig it's not extreme enough anymore

 

Rainbow Dash: Mine wasn't too bad either tho

 

Fluttershy: Shouto you planned to flood your house for revenge

Where would you live after that

 

Rainbow Dash: I thought this was hypothetical

But I have the dorms

 

AJ: And your siblings?

 

Rainbow Dash: Natsuo also has a dorm system and a girlfriend and Fuyumi can live with her friends or with her boyfriend

 

Fluttershy: You still shouldn't flood your house

 

Rainbow Dash: Ok 

 

Rarity: This hypothetical situation spiralled a bit

 

Twilight: When has a conversation ever stayed on track in this gc

Anyways anyone want to watch pre- quirk movies and make fun of dumb people with me??

 

Fluttershy: Zooming over rn

 

Rainbow Dash: I'm coming 

 

AJ: I'll bring the popcorn

 

Rarity: I'll bring the drinks

 

Pinky: Bringing blueprints and blankets to make a fort

 

Twilight: great ill get the movie ready, I'm at the Izusquad room btw 

(Mei it's on the second floor on the girls side, the last door)

 

Pinky: I know I pretend not to listen and look at my surrounding but I knew that

 

AJ: Read: thank you for telling me so I don't get lost

 

Pinky: Shush don't expose me >:(

 

Rarity: The drinks are ready and the popcorn is also nearly done bringing them in 5 mins

 

Fluttershy: Got permission from Aizawa to just sleep in the Izusquad room!! And told him about Mei

 

Twilight: Everything is ready so hurry or we'll start without you

 

 

 

Wednesday 16:42

 

 

 

Fluttershy: I thought of another question!!

@everyone

@everyone

@everyone

 

AJ: We're here relax

 

Fluttershy: Ok so

If you could remove something from the world to inconvenience others what would it be??

I would say wheels

 

Pinky: Screws

 

Twilight: Screws

 

Pinky: HA I said it first

 

Twilight: Not fair it shows I sent it first on my screen

 

Pinky: Nope it was me, I'm just better

And I'm in the support course so it makes sense for me to get that point

 

Twilight: Fine you get it this time 

But I'll get you next time

 

Rarity: That is a good answer

I was going to say outlets

 

AJ: Ooo that's good too but I would say light sources so people can't see

 

Rainbow Dash: Endeavour

 

Twilight: That's not an inconvenience its a blessing

 

Rarity: IZUKU

 

Twilight: I'm just telling the truth 

 

Rarity: Doesn't mean you had to vocalise it

What if someone saw that

 

Twilight: It's ok I protected this chat so that no one can read it but us or hack into it

Nedzu approved, he couldn't get into it either

 

Fluttershy: Sometimes I forget you and Mei are Nedzu's personal students and then you say stuff like this and I'm glad you guys are not villains

 

AJ: Retweet

 

Rainbow Dash: Do you mean Re- X

 

Fluttershy: It's not a dinosaur

 

AJ: I refuse to call it that disgusting name

 

Rarity: Understandable

 

Pinky: Petition to rename it Twitter once Nedzu takes over the world

 

Twilight: Signed

 

Fluttershy: SIGNED

 

AJ: ^^^

 

Rainbow Dash: Yes

 

Rarity: Retweet 

 

 

Wednesday 17:16

 

 

 

Fluttershy: Did anyone else see the notification in the class gc??

 

AJ: Yh 

Who wants to skip the picnic in favour of staying in the dorms and chill

 

Twilight: I wouldn't mind either

 

Rainbow Dash: It's predicted to rain soon I don't think anyone checked the weather

 

Pinky: That's funny they can soak

 

Rarity: It looks like only 11 of them agreed so we don't have to come up with an excuse to refuse 

 

AJ: The smart ones probably checked the weather and didnt tell them to see their reaction

 

Twilight: Movie night again or should we meet at Ground Beta for training

 

Fluttershy: Gym Gamma and ask Cementoss to supervise??

 

AJ: I wouldn't mind training today since lesson was more relaxed

 

Pinky: I'll bring some babies for testing!!

 

Rainbow Dash: Did you finish the new piece for my costume I would like to try it out if possible

 

Pinky: Yup it's all finished and ready shouldn't explode at all

 

Rarity: Let's meet downstairs in 20 minutes

We should wait for the others to leave first

 

Twilight: We could just use the side exit since they'll probably take a while

 

Fluttershy: Everyone meet at the Izusquad room in 10?

 

AJ: Make that 5

 

Pinky: I'll just meet you guys at Gym Gamma with Cementoss

He will agree I'll make sure of it

 

Fluttershy: Counting on it Mei!!

 

Twilight: If he says no use plan G it always works

 

Rarity: I'm not even going to question it

Now everyone off their phones and get ready discreetly

 

AJ: Got it boss  o7 

 

 

Notes:

Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!

If anyone has better names for them please comment them I can think of a way to change them in a future chapter, I have a few ideas but I'm stuck on names for Tenya, Izuku and Shouto so if anyone has a pun that incorporates their name or a funny nickname that has a part of their name I would appreciate it!

Headcanons:

- The Izusquad tries to hang out as a group as much as possible, because of what happened in their first year they're always conscious of time so they try to make the most of it, they sometimes don't hang out with the rest of the class due to their chaotic behaviour
- They claimed the empty rooms on the girl's side on the second floor (the one with no one else there) as their squad room, most of the class don't know and they have a betting pool to see how long it takes for their classmates to figure out its existence, so far only Jirou, Shoji, Tokoyami and Momo know
- Ochako has a LOT of random questions and will just ask them randomly throughout the day
- Izuku and Mei have a way to always convince any teacher to do what they need (Nedzu taught them how)
- Speaking of which Izuku and Mei are Nedzu's personal students (Momo, Kendo and Monoma are also part of the mini group)
- Dad For One but he's actually a good/decent father

Ochako's first question and then Hitoshi's answers were inspired by an incorrect quote generator but the rest I made up based on the characters

Chapter 3

Summary:

Theories, spiders, labs and fun

Notes:

Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - Pinkie

I just realised ive been spelling Pinkie wrong for the past 2 chapters so i fixed it this chapter but im too lazy to fix the other 2 rn and its late at night too so ill do them when i get to it :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Thursday 17:23

 

Rainbow Dash: If a spider wore pants

How would it?

 

Twilight: Probably on the back 6 legs

 

Fluttershy: No its only the last 2

I mean look at Shoji he has six arms

 

AJ: Yh but he's not a spider

He's more like an octopus

 

Twilight: He can't be an octopus they have 8 arms he has 6

 

Fluttershy: Don't they have 8 tentacles? Like squids??

 

Twilight: No they don't have any tentacles only arms

But squids have 8 arms and 2 tentacles

 

Rarity: I thought this was about spiders

 

Rainbow Dash: It was supposed to be

I still don't have an answer

 

Rarity: Maybe they wear them on all 8 legs

But you should ask someone with a spider mutation, they would know best

 

AJ: How would you find someone like that tho

Arachnid mutations are pretty rare bc of the stats

 

Twilight: There is someone in 1D that has a cousin with a spider mutation

I could introduce you to her

 

Rainbow Dash: Please I need answers or I won't be able to sleep

 

Fluttershy: Deku-kun how do you even know that???

 

Twilight: Research 

 

Pinkie: Oooo is it Kumo Shiro??

 

Twilight: Yup 

Also Chako her uncle used to be an underground hero that's the research 

 

AJ: You found a Hero's entire bloodline for research???

 

Twilight: No just people with similar mutations so I could study his quirk better

It just happens to be that the people with similar mutations are related to him

 

Rarity: Isn't that a bit too excessive you could've just researched about the mutation itself

 

Twilight: Mutations like that are rare tho

In the entirety of Japan there are only 58 people with a spider mutation and 2 of them are actual spiders with a quirk

 

AJ: Wait but how do you know about Shiro then I just searched up the name and she doesn't have a spider mutation

 

Twilight: I said her cousin did not her since her cousin isn't at UA but she would know because of said cousin

Also Mei is helping her transfer courses

 

Fluttershy: Mei I love you and you're great but why would she go to a second year???

 

Pinkie: She saw the babies I made for your class and heroes during this years Sports Fest and came up to me 3 weeks ago asking for help

She said no one from their year wanted to help her since her quirk was weak

 

Rarity: Let me guess you introduced her to Izuku after you learnt about her low self esteem regarding her quirk

 

Pinkie: Yup

 

AJ: And Izuku gave her a whole powerpoint presentation about how she could use her quirk and why its not useless

 

Twilight: No comment

 

Rainbow Dash: At least he didn't break any bones during the process

 

Twilight: HEY Rude >:[

 

Rainbow Dash: It's true you can't deny it

But can you introduce me to her I need my answers

 

Twilight: Sure I have a meeting with her and Mei next week if you wanna tag along

 

Rainbow Dash: Great freeing up my schedule rn

Didn’t want to go to the agency dinner anyway now I don’t have to lie

 

AJ: Mood

 

Fluttershy: Make sure that you don't scare her off with the information you know about her

We don't mind it but we never know how other people react

 

Pinkie: Don't worry Chako she told us about her entire family bloodline 5 minutes into meeting

She won't be spooked

 

Twilight: That's actually how I found out she was related to the underground hero

I'm not that creepy

 

Rarity: It's ok Izuku we know you aren't

 

Rainbow Dash: We never said you were

Also I need you to be creepy sometimes

I can finally answer the question and get some sleep

 

AJ: How long have you been thinking about this before coming to the gc

 

Rainbow Dash: 34 hours

 

AJ: You actually counted the hours

 

Rainbow Dash: Why wouldn't I

This is the longest a theory has lasted before I shared it with someone

 

Fluttershy: Ooo what was the answer to the last theory

 

Rainbow Dash: Unfortunately Nedzu isn't an alien from outer space and he isn't Momo's long lost grandfather either

 

Rarity: I think I missed a chapter

 

Pinkie: Sho thinks Yaoyorozu and Nedzu are related because they both love tea

And he also thought that Nedzu must be from outer space because Izuku once said "no one can be that smart and dumb at the same time" about Nedzu while ranting

 

AJ: How did it get debunked

 

Twilight: He asked Yaomomo for her entire family tree

 

AJ: And she provided???

 

Twilight: They've been friends since childhood she's used to it by now

 

Fluttershy: I'm more surprised you didn't ask Nedzu for his too tbh

 

Rainbow Dash: I tried but he said he didn't have one 

When I asked about outer space he just cackled so I left

 

Rarity: You did the best thing possible

 

AJ: I don't think you should rule out the outer space bit yet

You never know he could be from another planet

 

Rarity: Don't encourage him

 

Fluttershy: You encouraged him too TenTen 

You're not allowed to speak

 

Pinkie: Speaking of which Tenya tell your brother his new leg braces babies are ready

Izu I need you at the lab again

My dad gave us a new design to tinker with!!

 

Twilight: Coming in 15 I just finished my 5th lap so I need to shower

 

Rarity: I texted him and he said he'll come over tomorrow at 10 to pick it up

 

Fluttershy: YOU WERE RUNNING THIS ENTIRE TIME WHILE TEXTING??!!!?!?

 

Twilight: Yes? It's not that hard

Just a bit shaky but you get used to it

 

Pinkie: Even I can't excuse that sorry Zuku

But on the bright side that gave me a new idea for a baby

 

Rarity: Are you ever going to fix your phrasing or are u doing it on purpose

 

Rainbow Dash: I thought we agreed she did it on purpose to mess with people

 

Pinkie: Peoples reactions are so funny when they realise

Wish I had a camera recording them

Wait

New invention idea

 

AJ: And thus she was never seen again for another month

 

Pinkie: Don't be silly

It'll only take a week max

 

Rarity: Make sure you at least have 5 hours sleep

 

Pinkie: Sure dad

 

Fluttershy: How come she only gets 5 hours and were forced with 7

 

Rarity: First she's impossible to control

And second be lucky it's not 8

You need sleep to function

 

AJ: I disagree

 

Rarity: This morning you nearly poured dirt into your cup because you thought it was Coffee powder

 

AJ: I take that back

But no one stopped me how was I supposed to know

 

Fluttershy: Your reaction was amazing

And I was half asleep myself

 

Rainbow Dash: I just wanted to know if it tasted good

 

AJ: So you made me try it for you

 

Rainbow Dash: Yes

Was it nice?

 

AJ: What do you think

 

Rainbow Dash: I don't know that why I'm asking

 

AJ: NO IT WAS DISGUSTING

 

Rainbow Dash: Oh good to know

 

Twilight: Mei I'm coming over

 

Fluttershy: That was a quick shower

 

AJ: I didn't even notice he was gone

I knew it was a little too quiet

 

Rainbow Dash: That was because of Mei not Izu

 

Twilight: Wow such great friends you guys are

 

Rainbow Dash: :)

 

Fluttershy: Shoto sweety that was sarcastic

 

Rainbow Dash: I know

The smile was sarcastic too

 

Thursday 18:23

 

AJ: Guys I'm bored

 

Rarity: Hi bored

 

AJ: Ha ha real funny

 

Rarity: I try sometimes 

 

Fluttershy: Wanna crash at the support lab to give Power Loader sensei a headache

 

Pinkie: He isn't here anymore

Something about too many explosions and not being paid enough

 

Rarity: Tbf he doesn't get paid enough to deal with you

But who is supervising you then

 

Pinkie: All Might

 

Rainbow Dash: Since when did he know about support equipment

 

Pinkie: Since he was friends with David Shield

He's acc really nice

Knows quiet a lot about support gear

 

Fluttershy: Ooo can we come then

 

AJ: I'll come as long as there are no explosions

 

Pinkie: He said yes

And No promises :)

 

Twilight: If anything All Might would probably encourage explosions

 

Rarity: That's not safe

 

Twilight: He agrees with Mei's ideology somewhat

 

AJ: And that is?

 

Pinkie: Explosions and mistakes mean improvement!

 

Fluttershy: I'm still coming over I'm too bored at the dorms

 

Rainbow Dash: Mini sleepover at the labs?

 

Twilight: Got permission from Aizawa sensei!

 

AJ: He really agreed to that??

 

Twilight: He said do whatever you want as long as its not my problem and get permission from Power Loader sensei and also supervision while we're working

 

Fluttershy: And Power Loader said...

 

Pinkie: We can use the labs until 9pm and then close up

If we want to have a sleepover we can use the labs upstairs since they're basically empty and it's not dangerous

 

Rainbow Dash: All Might?

 

Twilight: He agreed to supervise until 7pm since he has a meeting later but Nedzu said he will do the remaining 2 hours

 

AJ: Favouritism

But I'm not complaining

What snacks should I bring?

 

Rarity: Are we really doing this

 

Fluttershy: We don't have to if it makes you uncomfortable

I'm sure we can change plans

 

Rarity: No no I'm alright just surprised we got permission

Tomorrow is a school day

 

Rainbow Dash: Remember were the 'sensible' and 'responsible' squad

 

AJ: Exactly

If you have all the favourites in the same group no one can say no

 

Fluttershy: Wait who's favourite am I???

 

AJ: You really don't know??

He makes it so obvious

Present Mic

 

Fluttershy: REALLY??!??!?

 

Pinkie: And Thirteen

 

Rainbow Dash: He was clearly rooting for you in last years Sports Fest

 

Fluttershy: I can't believe I never noticed

Wow

WAIT IM THIRTEEN'S FAVOURITE

I can die happy guys

My two favourite Hero's like me ToT

 

Twilight: It's not that difficult to like you

You have a bubbly personality

 

Rarity: I have the blankets ready

Kirishima asked what I'm doing help

What do I say

 

Rainbow Dash: Tell him it's a super secret mission

 

AJ: DONT do that

It's sus

Say you're going to give them to charity

 

Rarity: He believed that and said it was manly and left

Thanks

 

AJ: No prob

I have the snacks I just guessed since no one answered earlier

 

Fluttershy: Do you have pocky??

 

AJ: Strawberry, mint and chocolate flavoured for you Shoto and Izu

 

Fluttershy: Can't believe shoto actually eats that

Yuck

 

Rainbow Dash: They're good :(

Yours are too sweet

 

Fluttershy: Yuck

Mine are the only correct flavour

 

Twilight: You guys are taking too long hurry up

We got the key so leave your stuff there and then come downstairs

 

Rainbow Dash: Which lab are you guys in??

 

Pinkie: Second floor H7

The one with the do not approach sign

At the end of the corridor

 

Rainbow Dash: Thanks

There in 5 mins

 

Rarity: Please don't make an ice path it just floods everything

 

Rainbow Dash: I wasn't going to

I was on the right floor already

 

AJ: Be there in 10 carrying all the snacks in secret is hard

The Bakusquad are in the common room

Chako help would be nice

 

Fluttershy: Come to my dorm I'll float us down to the garden

 

AJ: Kk coming

 

Rarity: Just don't hurt yourselves

Recovery Girl isn't on campus today

 

Twilight: It's ok I know first aid

And we can ask Monoma to heal you if needed

 

AJ: He would never listen to a 1A kid you know that

 

Fluttershy: And how will he have the Quirk doesn't he need five finger contact to activate his quirk?

 

Twilight: He owes me so don't worry about cooperating and

 

Pinkie: I have a few strands of RGs hair turned into a ring

It was supposed to be a surprise but if you die ill have to give it to him earlier

 

AJ: ok make sure he is on speed dial cus I don't trust Chako to safely get me down

 

Fluttershy: I'm training to be a rescue hero

I know what I'm doing thank you very much

Now hurry and come bc the others are waiting

 

AJ: I've been standing outside your door for the past few mins

Contemplating life

Make sure you remember me guys

I want kahoot to play on my funeral

 

Rarity: Stop being overdramatic

But the kahoot is on standby

 

Pinkie: If you all don't come in the next 5 minutes I'm locking you out

I don't have time for funerals

Hurry

 

AJ: Ok ok calm down you can pay for it then

 

Pinkie: Gladly 

Just come quickly I need to make babies and explosions

Notes:

Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!

If anyone has better names for them please comment them I can think of a way to change them in a future chapter, I have a few ideas but I'm stuck on names for Tenya, Izuku and Shouto so if anyone has a pun that incorporates their name or a funny nickname that has a part of their name I would appreciate it

Headcanons:
- They try to have weekly sleepovers to heal their inner children as well as prevent nightmares
- Teachers say they dont have favourites but theyre all liars and the Izusqua is proof of that (each one is a favourite somehow)
- They are considered the more sensible squad since they dont get caight in their shenanigans
- All Might actually has a support degree ("forced" by Dave, he just wanted a larger skillset for when he had to give up OFA) but hasnt done anything in the field for years
- Shouto has many wild theories and loves sharing them whenever he needs a second opinion, its usually Izuku first and then the rest of the group
- Mei loves tormenting people with her phrasing and purposely does it to get a reaction out of people

Chapter 4

Notes:

Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - Pinkie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Friday 4:38

 

Twilight: No Shou the point of a bucket list is to put the most spontaneous things you want to do

Like going bungee jumping for example

 

Rainbow Dash: Ok then

I want to get into a bar fight

 

Fluttershy: ...

You can't be serious right????

 

AJ: Shouto don't u dare

 

Rainbow Dash: I wanna know how it feels

 

Twilight: ...

It does kinda sound fun tbf

 

AJ: I can't believe I have to be the one stopping you but someone has to

DONT go do that

 

Fluttershy: they already left haven't they

 

AJ: Where's Tenya when you need him

 

Fluttershy: He has a family event but he'll be back in a few hours

 

AJ: Seriously why now

 

Twilight: The ride is outside Shou come on

 

AJ: That was quick

Did u guys get permission at least

 

Fluttershy: Can't believe you're encouraging them now

 

AJ: Clearly I can't stop them might as well let them do it

I'm curious of the outcome anyway

 

Fluttershy: Understandable

 

Rainbow Dash: I asked All Might and he said to go have fun

 

Twilight: Great let's go

 

AJ: I call favouritism 

 

Fluttershy: I mean All Might does have a soft spot for us but I don't think he would let them do it just because of that

He might be curious of the outcome too

 

AJ: you know what I wouldn’t put it past him considering he allowed Mei to explode things purposely last time

 

Friday 21:27

 

Rarity: Why did I get a call from Shouto asking me to pick him up from jail????

 

Fluttershy: You see about that...

 

AJ: You might wanna back read

 

Rarity: ....

I'm not there for 1 afternoon and they're already causing problems

If I'm not back by curfew tell Mr Aizawa I'm not back from the family event

 

Fluttershy: What about Deku-kun and Shou-kun??

 

Rarity: They're “in a meeting with Nedzu” he will cover for them

The Rat loves chaos anyway

 

Twilight: Guys good news All Might got us out and Tsukaichi-San helped

Tenya you don't have to come anymore

We're nearly at UA

 

AJ: How was the fight?

 

Rainbow Dash: We won :)

 

Fluttershy: Was it a 2v1 or??

 

Twilight: No it was me against 5 guys and Shou against 5 other guys

 

AJ: So a 2v10 basically

Wow

I can't say I'm surprised tho it makes sense

 

Fluttershy: I'm surprised it's not more people tbh

 

Rarity: Are u both seriously condoning them

They Just fought civilians what if it gets on the News

 

Twilight: It can't Nedzu corrupted the footage and apparently it was an illegal ring so Tsukauchi arrested everyone there

 

Rainbow Dash: They said that our names will be removed from the report but because we didn't use our quirk we can be given credit

 

AJ: Wait why didnt you take it then??

It would've been good for your image

 

Twilight: Too many problems

We would need to say why we were there and which Hero we were interning with so instead the police will have credit for finding it thanks to an anonymous tip and unnamed underground heroes brought it down through a raid

 

Fluttershy: I guess that makes sense

At least you were both able to tick something off your bucket list

 

Rainbow Dash: Yes

Next can we burn endevour merch next to his agency?

 

Twilight: Sure!

 

Rarity: At least that's safer and slightly more legal

But why did no one stop Shoto

 

Twilight: I tried but then I couldn't convince myself out of doing it

 

Fluttershy: I tried too but then thought it would be funnier if I didn't

 

AJ: Tbh I just wanted chaos and also wanted to see who would win

Btw Chako your mochi will be delivered tomorrow

 

Fluttershy: Yay thanks

 

Rarity: You seriously bet on this???

 

Fluttershy: Why wouldn't we and I won anyway so it's fine

 

Twilight: What was the bet??

 

Fluttershy: Would you run into a villain/illegal organisation while trying to fight bar people

And I won

Hitoshi said its not possible since there's a bar just a few blocks away

 

AJ: In my defence Izuku’s encounters with Villains has decreased since last year

 

Rarity: in your offense that doesn't change anything since he still encounters Villains weekly

 

Twilight: In MY defense it was Shou's idea

 

Fluttershy: In your Offense you were supposed to stop him

 

Rainbow Dash: I just wanted to know if a bar fight would be fun

 

Pinkie: Shouto next time don't announce it to the whole world just privately text me or Izuku and we'll have your back

 

Rainbow Dash: Thanks Mei :)

 

Rarity: You join in the conversation just to say that

Seriously

 

Pinkie: I was too busy making sure my babies didn't explode but that was important information I had to deliver

So yes seriously

 

Twilight: We're at the dorms

And we managed to come before curfew!

 

Rarity: Just make sure you eat dinner I think Bakugo left some in the fridge and then get to bed

We still have lessons tomorrow

 

AJ: Wait is the test tomorrow or next week??

 

Fluttershy: Next week

 

AJ: Phew I didn't revise yet

 

Rarity: Just make sure you're all in bed by 11 please

It's been a long day

 

Rainbow Dash: Yes dad

 

Rarity: ...

I didn't expect that from you to be honest

 

AJ: I taught you well Shouto

I'm proud of you

 

Rainbow Dash: :D

Notes:

Thank you for reading!

sorry it took so long to upload this chapter I had it written since chapter 2 but I was procrasting in editing it and then I had exams come up and now I'm ill and cant get up without feeling dizzy and falling down but its ok since its the holidays and I'm done with exams (finally)

Headcanons:
- All Might will sign any permission slip as long as you wont hurt yourself, no one can tell me that All Might wouldn't be curious of the outcome, he used to be a literal vigilante while quirkless so I think he wouldn't encourage it but he would let you do it and help if you're in trouble
- Nedzu loves chaos but that was canon anyway
- If Tenya is ever away for whatever reason Hitoshi is the voice of reason but most times he fails and ends up either joining or letting them do their thing (not that Tenya was able to stop them anyway Kamino was proof of that)
- Ochako and Hitoshi will bet on anything to get free food no matter what

Chapter 5

Summary:

Its been a while, irl stuff came up and then i forgot this existed for a bit ^^'
Hope you still enjoy the chapter

Notes:

Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - Pinkie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Saturday 12:34

 

AJ: In case you didn't know my dad works at a law firm

I would like to share some things he had to listen to while at work

Attorney: Doctor is it true that when someone dies at night they don't know until the next day?

Witness: Did you even pass high school?

Next scenario

Attorney: Your youngest son the 20 year old one how old is he?

Witness: Sorry could you repeat that?

Attorney: *Repeats the question*

Witness: He's 20 much like your IQ

 

The list goes on but those both happened last week so they're the most recent ones

 

Twilight: Wait those kinda sound familiar

...

No it can't be

 

AJ: What?? What happened???

 

Twilight: Does your dad work at Shimura Law??

 

AJ: ... yes??? How did you know???

 

Pinkie: Izu knows everything

 

Twilight: My mom owns it...

 

AJ: wow

 

Fluttershy: wow small world!

 

Rarity: How did you not make the connection before?

 

Twilight: Wait I'll brb I'm calling my mom

She's on a business trip now but she'll answer 

 

Rainbow Dash: I thought you said you were going home for the weekend

Are u going to be home alone?

 

Twilight: Yh but it's ok Aunt Mitsuki wanted to see me for an event so I just decided to just be home since it's easier

 

Fluttershy: How many connections do you have???

 

Pinkie: Enough for me to steal them

You Better get me in contact with Masaru Bakugo

 

Twilight: Go bother Kacchan for that

 

Pinkie: Explody boom boom?

 

Fluttershy: I'm calling him that next training session I have with him

 

Pinkie: Good I'll go and annoy him now

Wait is he at the dorms or school

 

Twilight: school

 

AJ: I still can't believe you train with that guy

 

Pinkie: Ok I'll just spam him

 

Rarity: Izuku if you need anything just text me

 

Twilight: Don't worry I'm used to being alone

Mom used to take me with her when I was younger but now it's just better to stay home bc of school

 

Fluttershy: Bakugou's training is much better than Deku-kun's

 

AJ: True I don't know how Shouto can keep up with him

 

Rainbow Dash: One word

Endeavour

 

AJ: Right forgot about him

 

Fluttershy: Can we go back to how Deku's and Hitoshi's parents work together and we never knew???

 

Rarity: I thought that conversation was clear

 

AJ: Just asked my dad

He said he didn't realise because she uses her maiden name while working

 

Twilight: GUYS SHE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME

SHE NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING

I feel so betrayed rn

 

Fluttershy: Now you know how I felt a few days ago 

You deserve it

 

Twilight: this is different Chako

We could've known each other since childhood

 

AJ: Oh yh

Wait but how my dad only took me with him once or twice

 

Twilight: My mom used to take me pretty often cus I refused to be with the Bakugous half the time

 

Rarity: I thought you two were childhood friends up until elementary

 

Twilight: We were but I didn't like modelling much

And when I went over they would do it

 

Rainbow Dash: Without your permission? Isn't that against the law

 

Fluttershy: Knowing Deku he was too shy to say no

He's a people pleaser you should know

 

Twilight: Bingo

 

Rarity: That makes sense

 

AJ: Such a small world we live in

Izuku basically has all the connections he needs for when he goes pro

 

Twilight: It's not that many

And most of them are because of you guys anyway

 

Fluttershy: No no Toshi is right

You had a bunch before you met us

 

Twilight: It's not that many

 

Rarity: Shouto do your thing

 

Twilight: What thing

 

AJ: You'll see

 

Rainbow Dash: Before UA- Fashion- Bakugous, Law- Your Mom, Hero- All Might, Medical- Yourself and the clinic, Food- Your grandparents, America- Your Dad

After UA- Construction- Ochako, Support Tech- Mei and the Shields, Comission- Nedzu, Underground- Aizawa sensei, the rest are repeats but basically all of 1A's connections too

 

Twilight: If you put it like that it's a lot but most heroes have this many anyway so it's not special

 

Fluttershy: Keyword heroes were still training

 

Twilight: Ok fine but you guys have this many too

 

AJ: Yh but we didn't have this many before

 

Twilight: Can we just move on

 

Rarity: Lessons are starting soon we should start making our way there anyway

 

Fluttershy: Mei just barged into our room and demanded for Bakugou's mom's number

 

AJ: Can't believe I missed that I wanted to see it

 

Twilight: What was his response??

 

Fluttershy: He said no but his ears are red

She keeps pestering him

Oh he gave it

 

Rarity: That easily??

 

AJ: This will cause so many rumours

I can't wait

 

Rarity: We shouldn't wish for his downfall

But it is funny

 

Fluttershy: Oh she left

 

Twilight: Guys Aizawa is 5 minutes away from class hurry up

 

AJ: Coming it's ok I'll play the favourite card

 

Rarity: I'm next to the class Mei just ran past me

Don't go near her for the next 12 hours she will bite

 

Rainbow Dash: Sensei is 3 minutes away Hitoshi and Izuku you're the only ones not here

 

Twilight: Yeah I'm coming late

Don't worry I'll meet you guys once Hero Class starts

 

AJ: I'm right next to you

 

Fluttershy: Shouto just looked over his shoulder and nearly froze Toshi

Dw Deku I have video footage for you

 

Rainbow Dash: You better delete that

 

Rarity: *shoutofreezinghitoshivid.png*

 

Twilight: Thanks Tenya

I'll be playing this on loop while I'm in the meeting

 

Rainbow Dash: That's not funny

Izu delete it

 

Twilight: I dont feel like it

 

AJ: I thought I was going to die

 

Rarity: Off your phones now I can hear sensei outside the door

 

Twilight: He's not in a good mood gl guys

 

Fluttershy: You're joining us soon so don't laugh too hard

 

Twilight: All Might is leading the lesson so he will be gone by the time I'm there

 

AJ: Don't we have training with Sensei after school today tho

 

Twilight:...

 

Fluttershy: Ha looks who's laughing now

 

Rainbow Dash: Ocha that's not a good thing we have to suffer through it twice

 

Pinkie: Nedzu cancelled it for today

 

Twilight: Ha I don't have to see him today

Also he's there how are you guys texting

 

Fluttershy: I call favouritism

But still Mei I love you thank you

I could not go through that again after school

 

AJ: We're in the changing rooms now but we have to go

 

Rarity: We're in Ground Ryo btw

 

Twilight: Gotcha see you guys in 20 mins

 

Fluttershy: I can't wait to get revenge

 

AJ: See you

 

Monday 4:21

 

Fluttershy: GUYS so I had my hair down today u know to look cute and all

This random guy in first year from business I think

I Couldn't see his unform well but

A guy just came up to me tucked my hair behind my ear looked dead in my eyes and said "I look better than you"

Like dude ik I'm not the prettiest person in the world but come on

And this guy didn't even look good

I was so confused when he came up to me

 

AJ: That's hilarious 

But who was it

 

Fluttershy: I didn't catch his name he just came said that and left

 

Rarity: Don't listen to him Ochako you're really pretty

 

Fluttershy: aww thanks Tenya

Brb guys I'm gonna go sob rq

 

Pinkie: Arata Yuto first year in the business course class 1E

 

Twilight: Quirk: project 

Let's the user project a vision for an hour of their choosing similar to a projector in classrooms

He wants to become a movie director

 

AJ: That was quicker than last time I'm impressed

 

Rainbow Dash: When is the fight happening

 

Fluttershy: Guys I just wanted to share that I didn't mean for u to start a fight with a first year

 

Rarity: I agree please don't start a fight

I wouldn't mind you teaching him manners however

 

Fluttershy: It's fine I promise its not the first time it happened

 

Pinkie: That's not normal Chako

 

Rainbow Dash: Names please

 

Fluttershy: I'm serious it's fine

 

AJ: I don't think you understand only we can make fun of you no one else

 

Fluttershy: Please It's fine don't do anything

 

Rarity: How about we give him a warning and send Mineta after him

I'm sure after Ashido's "brainwashing" presentation last Christmas he's more than happy to teach him

 

Twilight: That's actually not a bad idea

I'll stop writing a plan then

 

AJ: still send me it just in case :)

 

Rarity: (me too please)

 

Fluttershy: I guess I can't get you guys to drop it so thats the best option

Also Tenya I can see even when you write in brackets and we agreed no murder

 

Pinkie: Not that we needed permission but thx anyway :)

 

Rarity: Operation revenge is on the way (it wasn’t murder it was attempted murder theres a difference)

 

Fluttershy: I thought you said you'll only give him a warning he's still a child

 

Twilight: And so are we but you don't see us running around being idiots

 

Rainbow Dash: Wrong words Izuku

 

Twilight: But you don't see us targeting our upper classmen by being weidos*

 

AJ: Better

 

Rarity: We changed our minds

Don't worry we won't traumatise him too much

He's still a first year after all

 

Fluttershy: I can't with you guys

Also Mei why are you joining them

 

Pinkie: You're the baby of the group

It's our job to protect you

 

Fluttershy: Isnt Shouto younger than me???

 

Rainbow Dash: Logistics dont matter youre the baby of the group anyway

 

Fluttershy: I don't know if I should feel insulted happy or annoyed rn but I love you guys

 

Rainbow Dash: love u too 

 

Pinkie: aww we love you too

 

Twilight: <33

 

AJ: We hate you too <3

 

Rarity: Love you too :)

Notes:

Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!

Headcanons:
- Inko and Hitoshi's dad work in the same law firm, Inko owns it and it is known as the best law firm in Japan and is top 5 in the world
- Ochako is the baby of the group eventho technically Shouto is younger, they do also treat Shouto as the baby of the group sometimes but its mostly Ochako
- The entire group is overprotective of Ochako
- Once again I present to you Hitoshi and Ochako being siblings :)

Notes:

Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!

If anyone has better names for them please comment them I can think of a way to change them in a future chapter, I have a few ideas but I'm stuck on names for Tenya, Izuku and Shouto so if anyone has a pun that incorporates their name or a funny nickname that has a part of their name I would appreciate it