Chapter Text
Sunday 17:34
Twilight: GUYS
I just realised both my neighbours are ginger and their dog is also ginger ToT
AJ: Ochako would blend in perfectly
Fluttershy: Do you wanna fight (ง'̀-'́)ง
Rarity: Can we not fight for one day
One day is all I ask
Twilight: Sorry but they're basically siblings there's no escaping this
Rainbow Dash: Tenya you should know you have an older brother
Rarity: We didn't really fight that much
Our parents always worked so he basically raised me
Fluttershy: That turned sad
AJ: Does anyone know the answer to q17 for maths
Twilight: It's 5 root 7
AJ: How did you get that???
Fluttershy: Wait it's not 3 root 6???
Twilight: workingout.png
Fluttershy: Oh wait I simplified wrong
AJ: Thanks you're a life saver
I've been sitting here staring at this question for 30 mins
Twilight: Np :)
If you need more help just let me know
Monday 18:05
Fluttershy: It's ok guys
Don't cry
I'll sing you a lullaby
Rainbow Dash: Wait who's crying
Fluttershy: Hush now
Quiet now
AJ: I'm crying
IM REALLY UPSET
Fluttershy: REALLY
AWW ITS OK
AJ: no
Fluttershy: Oh ToT
Twilight: Guys my neighbours were roaring yesterday
I forgot to tell u all
AJ: What is wrong with your neighbours
First they're ginger now this
What next they're werewolves???
Twilight: ...
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
AJ: Don't do this
Izuku
No
....
Twilight: I'm sorry?
Fluttershy: It's ok Deku-Kun you can't control your neighbours
We understand
Rainbow Dash: He can just move
Fluttershy: With what money
Rainbow Dash: Wait u don't know he's actually rich probably the same as Momo
AJ: Have you seen his ENTIRE merch collection??
Not the one at the dorms but the full thing
Fluttershy: No???
You're telling me all my friends are rich???
Can't believe you betrayed me like that Deku-Kun
I thought we understood each other
Twilight: If it helps my parents raised me as if we were middle class
So I know how you feel and I'm not a spoiled brat or anything
Fluttershy: I still feel betrayed
AJ: What about all the hero merch
Twilight: That doesn't count
I bought them with my own money
AJ: And where did that come from??
Your parents so it counts
Twilight: Actually I got the money from my job
AJ: Wait you work??
Fluttershy: Crisis averted we can bond again
Rarity: Izuku it's important that you focus on your studies instead of a job you have to rest your body and mind
Being in the hero course can wear you down if you don't rest appropriately
Fluttershy: Is this a bad time to say I have 2 part time jobs??
Rarity: Ochako!! That's even worse, you need time to rest
Twilight: Should I tell him that I actually don't have one part time job but 3 and a full time job
Rarity: IZUKU MIDORIYA!! That is not healthy for you, with that many jobs you won't have your 8 hours of sleep you need plus the hours you put on your own training regime you need more rest
Fluttershy: ouch the full legal name too
AJ: I don't think it will be a good idea to tell him, idk I just have a feeling
Rainbow Dash: I can imagine him chopping the air rn
Rarity: How do you even have time for them
Twilight: Really good time management???
I mean the full-time job is technically online so it's not too bad
And I alternate days for the other 3
AJ: I genuinely don't know how you manage it tbh
Rainbow Dash: Wait how do you get permission to leave campus??
Twilight: Blackmail :)
That was a joke
Tenya I can see you typing
Rarity: It wasn't a very good joke
Fluttershy: No but seriously how?? Mr Aizawa only let me because my parents said that's part of the deal into letting me be in the dorms since work helps me calm down
AJ: How is working calming???
Fluttershy: It is if you ignore the customers and karens
Twilight: Nedzu knows where I work so I asked my boss to talk to him and he let me
Fluttershy: That's not suspicious at all
Rainbow Dash: Izuku are you doing something illegal again
AJ: AGAIN?!?
Rarity: Shouto we aren't supposed to talk about that
Please pretend you didn't read that everyone
Pinky: Is this about Hosu or something else
Rarity: Mei how do you know about Hosu???
Pinky: I have my ways
Anyways stop spamming the chat I can't focus on my babies
Izukun come to the lab I have a new baby for you
Rarity: Mei phrasing please
Also why are you still in the labs school finished a while ago
AJ: I'm convinced she lives there atp
Shouto shut up
Rainbow Dash: I wasn't going to say anything...
Twilight: Coming in a sec have to finish one more paragraph for Present Mic's essay
AJ: You were doing hw this entire time???
Twilight: I told you time management
I can multitask pretty easily
Anyways I'm done now
Bye everyone
Fluttershy: Each day Deku-Kun finds a new way to amaze us
AJ: I don't think he's human anymore
Twilight: Shouto no
Rainbow Dash: :(
Notes:
Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!If anyone has better names for them please comment them I can think of a way to change them in a future chapter, I have a few ideas but I'm stuck on names for Tenya, Izuku and Shouto so if anyone has a pun that incorporates their name or a funny nickname that has a part of their name I would appreciate it!
Btw Izuku's neighbour talk minus the werewolves and Ochako's "lullaby" were both inspired by one of my friends, I found the convo in an old gc and I just had to include it somehow
Chapter 2
Summary:
Hypothetical questions, movie sleepovers and training :)
Notes:
Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - PinkyI decided to add the headcanons at the end notes so it doesn't "spoil" the chapter :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Tuesday 19:12
Fluttershy: @everyone
I have a question for everyone of you
AJ: if its another dumb question I've had enough of those today in school already
Fluttershy: No no I promise its important
If time freezes for everyone but you what would you do???
AJ: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone
Fluttershy: Elaborate??
AJ: I’d shave a one inch thick line in every thick beard I saw
I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working
And I’d tie everyones shoelaces together
And then lastly I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag
Fluttershy: ...
Remind me to never allow you to have power
AJ: Sorry for you but I already do
Rainbow Dash: I would vandalise every Endeavour merch and billboard I see on sight
Bonus points is if he's on patrol I would draw on his face so people would start laughing but he'll never know why until he gets home
To which his entire room would be frozen, he can unfreeze it but that will just flood everything and ruin all the cases he has there
Pinky: I would just make infinite babies without Power Loader sensei stopping me and then take over the world so everyone knows Hatsume Industries
Twilight: you've been hanging out with Nedzu too much lately
Pinky: Not my fault you missed the last meeting
Twilight: IT WASNT ON PURPOSE I PROMISE I had to cover someone else's shift
Pinky: Excuses excuses
Rarity: In this hypothetical situation I would probably find Stain again and hit him repeatedly with a stick and then find the nearest shop buy ice cream and cry next to a river until everything is back to normal
Twilight: Tenya are you ok?? You can talk to us you know
Rainbow Dash: I'm in the common room if you need someone
Fluttershy: The door is always open TenTen!!
AJ: ^
Pinky: You can come over if you don't mind explosions
Rarity: Thanks for all the kind words but I'm fine now I promise all
I'm curious to listen to Izuku's answer however
Twilight: As long as you know the offer is still there :)
I would probably go to the HSPC offices and find all of their secrets and everything they tried to brush under the rug and then accidentally leave USB sticks with all the information to various big news stations and also post it on forums, then I'll open an account to be elected as the new president to which people will vote for me without knowing its me and reform Japan to be better and then give Nedzu the title so he can take over the world so that we can finally live in peace
Then I would find all the bases for organised crime and give them an option to rehabilitate if they refuse then they will be tied up ready for jail
Oh and also find AFO and ask him to pay for child support because he forgot to this year, it doesn't matter that he's in jail and can't do it, he literally has spies everywhere he can ask someone to do his chores for him plus my mom deserves it
AJ: ...
Rainbow Dash: ...
Rarity: ...
Pinky: I'll gladly help with the first part I have the perfect baby for it!!
Fluttershy: And I thought Hitoshi's one was too much ...
I was just gonna say eat infinite mochi and maybe draw on the faces of the people who tried to wrong my family and burn down our business but ig it's not extreme enough anymore
Rainbow Dash: Mine wasn't too bad either tho
Fluttershy: Shouto you planned to flood your house for revenge
Where would you live after that
Rainbow Dash: I thought this was hypothetical
But I have the dorms
AJ: And your siblings?
Rainbow Dash: Natsuo also has a dorm system and a girlfriend and Fuyumi can live with her friends or with her boyfriend
Fluttershy: You still shouldn't flood your house
Rainbow Dash: Ok
Rarity: This hypothetical situation spiralled a bit
Twilight: When has a conversation ever stayed on track in this gc
Anyways anyone want to watch pre- quirk movies and make fun of dumb people with me??
Fluttershy: Zooming over rn
Rainbow Dash: I'm coming
AJ: I'll bring the popcorn
Rarity: I'll bring the drinks
Pinky: Bringing blueprints and blankets to make a fort
Twilight: great ill get the movie ready, I'm at the Izusquad room btw
(Mei it's on the second floor on the girls side, the last door)
Pinky: I know I pretend not to listen and look at my surrounding but I knew that
AJ: Read: thank you for telling me so I don't get lost
Pinky: Shush don't expose me >:(
Rarity: The drinks are ready and the popcorn is also nearly done bringing them in 5 mins
Fluttershy: Got permission from Aizawa to just sleep in the Izusquad room!! And told him about Mei
Twilight: Everything is ready so hurry or we'll start without you
Wednesday 16:42
Fluttershy: I thought of another question!!
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone
AJ: We're here relax
Fluttershy: Ok so
If you could remove something from the world to inconvenience others what would it be??
I would say wheels
Pinky: Screws
Twilight: Screws
Pinky: HA I said it first
Twilight: Not fair it shows I sent it first on my screen
Pinky: Nope it was me, I'm just better
And I'm in the support course so it makes sense for me to get that point
Twilight: Fine you get it this time
But I'll get you next time
Rarity: That is a good answer
I was going to say outlets
AJ: Ooo that's good too but I would say light sources so people can't see
Rainbow Dash: Endeavour
Twilight: That's not an inconvenience its a blessing
Rarity: IZUKU
Twilight: I'm just telling the truth
Rarity: Doesn't mean you had to vocalise it
What if someone saw that
Twilight: It's ok I protected this chat so that no one can read it but us or hack into it
Nedzu approved, he couldn't get into it either
Fluttershy: Sometimes I forget you and Mei are Nedzu's personal students and then you say stuff like this and I'm glad you guys are not villains
AJ: Retweet
Rainbow Dash: Do you mean Re- X
Fluttershy: It's not a dinosaur
AJ: I refuse to call it that disgusting name
Rarity: Understandable
Pinky: Petition to rename it Twitter once Nedzu takes over the world
Twilight: Signed
Fluttershy: SIGNED
AJ: ^^^
Rainbow Dash: Yes
Rarity: Retweet
Wednesday 17:16
Fluttershy: Did anyone else see the notification in the class gc??
AJ: Yh
Who wants to skip the picnic in favour of staying in the dorms and chill
Twilight: I wouldn't mind either
Rainbow Dash: It's predicted to rain soon I don't think anyone checked the weather
Pinky: That's funny they can soak
Rarity: It looks like only 11 of them agreed so we don't have to come up with an excuse to refuse
AJ: The smart ones probably checked the weather and didnt tell them to see their reaction
Twilight: Movie night again or should we meet at Ground Beta for training
Fluttershy: Gym Gamma and ask Cementoss to supervise??
AJ: I wouldn't mind training today since lesson was more relaxed
Pinky: I'll bring some babies for testing!!
Rainbow Dash: Did you finish the new piece for my costume I would like to try it out if possible
Pinky: Yup it's all finished and ready shouldn't explode at all
Rarity: Let's meet downstairs in 20 minutes
We should wait for the others to leave first
Twilight: We could just use the side exit since they'll probably take a while
Fluttershy: Everyone meet at the Izusquad room in 10?
AJ: Make that 5
Pinky: I'll just meet you guys at Gym Gamma with Cementoss
He will agree I'll make sure of it
Fluttershy: Counting on it Mei!!
Twilight: If he says no use plan G it always works
Rarity: I'm not even going to question it
Now everyone off their phones and get ready discreetly
AJ: Got it boss o7
Notes:
Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!If anyone has better names for them please comment them I can think of a way to change them in a future chapter, I have a few ideas but I'm stuck on names for Tenya, Izuku and Shouto so if anyone has a pun that incorporates their name or a funny nickname that has a part of their name I would appreciate it!
Headcanons:
- The Izusquad tries to hang out as a group as much as possible, because of what happened in their first year they're always conscious of time so they try to make the most of it, they sometimes don't hang out with the rest of the class due to their chaotic behaviour
- They claimed the empty rooms on the girl's side on the second floor (the one with no one else there) as their squad room, most of the class don't know and they have a betting pool to see how long it takes for their classmates to figure out its existence, so far only Jirou, Shoji, Tokoyami and Momo know
- Ochako has a LOT of random questions and will just ask them randomly throughout the day
- Izuku and Mei have a way to always convince any teacher to do what they need (Nedzu taught them how)
- Speaking of which Izuku and Mei are Nedzu's personal students (Momo, Kendo and Monoma are also part of the mini group)
- Dad For One but he's actually a good/decent fatherOchako's first question and then Hitoshi's answers were inspired by an incorrect quote generator but the rest I made up based on the characters
Chapter 3
Summary:
Theories, spiders, labs and fun
Notes:
Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - PinkieI just realised ive been spelling Pinkie wrong for the past 2 chapters so i fixed it this chapter but im too lazy to fix the other 2 rn and its late at night too so ill do them when i get to it :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Thursday 17:23
Rainbow Dash: If a spider wore pants
How would it?
Twilight: Probably on the back 6 legs
Fluttershy: No its only the last 2
I mean look at Shoji he has six arms
AJ: Yh but he's not a spider
He's more like an octopus
Twilight: He can't be an octopus they have 8 arms he has 6
Fluttershy: Don't they have 8 tentacles? Like squids??
Twilight: No they don't have any tentacles only arms
But squids have 8 arms and 2 tentacles
Rarity: I thought this was about spiders
Rainbow Dash: It was supposed to be
I still don't have an answer
Rarity: Maybe they wear them on all 8 legs
But you should ask someone with a spider mutation, they would know best
AJ: How would you find someone like that tho
Arachnid mutations are pretty rare bc of the stats
Twilight: There is someone in 1D that has a cousin with a spider mutation
I could introduce you to her
Rainbow Dash: Please I need answers or I won't be able to sleep
Fluttershy: Deku-kun how do you even know that???
Twilight: Research
Pinkie: Oooo is it Kumo Shiro??
Twilight: Yup
Also Chako her uncle used to be an underground hero that's the research
AJ: You found a Hero's entire bloodline for research???
Twilight: No just people with similar mutations so I could study his quirk better
It just happens to be that the people with similar mutations are related to him
Rarity: Isn't that a bit too excessive you could've just researched about the mutation itself
Twilight: Mutations like that are rare tho
In the entirety of Japan there are only 58 people with a spider mutation and 2 of them are actual spiders with a quirk
AJ: Wait but how do you know about Shiro then I just searched up the name and she doesn't have a spider mutation
Twilight: I said her cousin did not her since her cousin isn't at UA but she would know because of said cousin
Also Mei is helping her transfer courses
Fluttershy: Mei I love you and you're great but why would she go to a second year???
Pinkie: She saw the babies I made for your class and heroes during this years Sports Fest and came up to me 3 weeks ago asking for help
She said no one from their year wanted to help her since her quirk was weak
Rarity: Let me guess you introduced her to Izuku after you learnt about her low self esteem regarding her quirk
Pinkie: Yup
AJ: And Izuku gave her a whole powerpoint presentation about how she could use her quirk and why its not useless
Twilight: No comment
Rainbow Dash: At least he didn't break any bones during the process
Twilight: HEY Rude >:[
Rainbow Dash: It's true you can't deny it
But can you introduce me to her I need my answers
Twilight: Sure I have a meeting with her and Mei next week if you wanna tag along
Rainbow Dash: Great freeing up my schedule rn
Didn’t want to go to the agency dinner anyway now I don’t have to lie
AJ: Mood
Fluttershy: Make sure that you don't scare her off with the information you know about her
We don't mind it but we never know how other people react
Pinkie: Don't worry Chako she told us about her entire family bloodline 5 minutes into meeting
She won't be spooked
Twilight: That's actually how I found out she was related to the underground hero
I'm not that creepy
Rarity: It's ok Izuku we know you aren't
Rainbow Dash: We never said you were
Also I need you to be creepy sometimes
I can finally answer the question and get some sleep
AJ: How long have you been thinking about this before coming to the gc
Rainbow Dash: 34 hours
AJ: You actually counted the hours
Rainbow Dash: Why wouldn't I
This is the longest a theory has lasted before I shared it with someone
Fluttershy: Ooo what was the answer to the last theory
Rainbow Dash: Unfortunately Nedzu isn't an alien from outer space and he isn't Momo's long lost grandfather either
Rarity: I think I missed a chapter
Pinkie: Sho thinks Yaoyorozu and Nedzu are related because they both love tea
And he also thought that Nedzu must be from outer space because Izuku once said "no one can be that smart and dumb at the same time" about Nedzu while ranting
AJ: How did it get debunked
Twilight: He asked Yaomomo for her entire family tree
AJ: And she provided???
Twilight: They've been friends since childhood she's used to it by now
Fluttershy: I'm more surprised you didn't ask Nedzu for his too tbh
Rainbow Dash: I tried but he said he didn't have one
When I asked about outer space he just cackled so I left
Rarity: You did the best thing possible
AJ: I don't think you should rule out the outer space bit yet
You never know he could be from another planet
Rarity: Don't encourage him
Fluttershy: You encouraged him too TenTen
You're not allowed to speak
Pinkie: Speaking of which Tenya tell your brother his new leg braces babies are ready
Izu I need you at the lab again
My dad gave us a new design to tinker with!!
Twilight: Coming in 15 I just finished my 5th lap so I need to shower
Rarity: I texted him and he said he'll come over tomorrow at 10 to pick it up
Fluttershy: YOU WERE RUNNING THIS ENTIRE TIME WHILE TEXTING??!!!?!?
Twilight: Yes? It's not that hard
Just a bit shaky but you get used to it
Pinkie: Even I can't excuse that sorry Zuku
But on the bright side that gave me a new idea for a baby
Rarity: Are you ever going to fix your phrasing or are u doing it on purpose
Rainbow Dash: I thought we agreed she did it on purpose to mess with people
Pinkie: Peoples reactions are so funny when they realise
Wish I had a camera recording them
Wait
New invention idea
AJ: And thus she was never seen again for another month
Pinkie: Don't be silly
It'll only take a week max
Rarity: Make sure you at least have 5 hours sleep
Pinkie: Sure dad
Fluttershy: How come she only gets 5 hours and were forced with 7
Rarity: First she's impossible to control
And second be lucky it's not 8
You need sleep to function
AJ: I disagree
Rarity: This morning you nearly poured dirt into your cup because you thought it was Coffee powder
AJ: I take that back
But no one stopped me how was I supposed to know
Fluttershy: Your reaction was amazing
And I was half asleep myself
Rainbow Dash: I just wanted to know if it tasted good
AJ: So you made me try it for you
Rainbow Dash: Yes
Was it nice?
AJ: What do you think
Rainbow Dash: I don't know that why I'm asking
AJ: NO IT WAS DISGUSTING
Rainbow Dash: Oh good to know
Twilight: Mei I'm coming over
Fluttershy: That was a quick shower
AJ: I didn't even notice he was gone
I knew it was a little too quiet
Rainbow Dash: That was because of Mei not Izu
Twilight: Wow such great friends you guys are
Rainbow Dash: :)
Fluttershy: Shoto sweety that was sarcastic
Rainbow Dash: I know
The smile was sarcastic too
Thursday 18:23
AJ: Guys I'm bored
Rarity: Hi bored
AJ: Ha ha real funny
Rarity: I try sometimes
Fluttershy: Wanna crash at the support lab to give Power Loader sensei a headache
Pinkie: He isn't here anymore
Something about too many explosions and not being paid enough
Rarity: Tbf he doesn't get paid enough to deal with you
But who is supervising you then
Pinkie: All Might
Rainbow Dash: Since when did he know about support equipment
Pinkie: Since he was friends with David Shield
He's acc really nice
Knows quiet a lot about support gear
Fluttershy: Ooo can we come then
AJ: I'll come as long as there are no explosions
Pinkie: He said yes
And No promises :)
Twilight: If anything All Might would probably encourage explosions
Rarity: That's not safe
Twilight: He agrees with Mei's ideology somewhat
AJ: And that is?
Pinkie: Explosions and mistakes mean improvement!
Fluttershy: I'm still coming over I'm too bored at the dorms
Rainbow Dash: Mini sleepover at the labs?
Twilight: Got permission from Aizawa sensei!
AJ: He really agreed to that??
Twilight: He said do whatever you want as long as its not my problem and get permission from Power Loader sensei and also supervision while we're working
Fluttershy: And Power Loader said...
Pinkie: We can use the labs until 9pm and then close up
If we want to have a sleepover we can use the labs upstairs since they're basically empty and it's not dangerous
Rainbow Dash: All Might?
Twilight: He agreed to supervise until 7pm since he has a meeting later but Nedzu said he will do the remaining 2 hours
AJ: Favouritism
But I'm not complaining
What snacks should I bring?
Rarity: Are we really doing this
Fluttershy: We don't have to if it makes you uncomfortable
I'm sure we can change plans
Rarity: No no I'm alright just surprised we got permission
Tomorrow is a school day
Rainbow Dash: Remember were the 'sensible' and 'responsible' squad
AJ: Exactly
If you have all the favourites in the same group no one can say no
Fluttershy: Wait who's favourite am I???
AJ: You really don't know??
He makes it so obvious
Present Mic
Fluttershy: REALLY??!??!?
Pinkie: And Thirteen
Rainbow Dash: He was clearly rooting for you in last years Sports Fest
Fluttershy: I can't believe I never noticed
Wow
WAIT IM THIRTEEN'S FAVOURITE
I can die happy guys
My two favourite Hero's like me ToT
Twilight: It's not that difficult to like you
You have a bubbly personality
Rarity: I have the blankets ready
Kirishima asked what I'm doing help
What do I say
Rainbow Dash: Tell him it's a super secret mission
AJ: DONT do that
It's sus
Say you're going to give them to charity
Rarity: He believed that and said it was manly and left
Thanks
AJ: No prob
I have the snacks I just guessed since no one answered earlier
Fluttershy: Do you have pocky??
AJ: Strawberry, mint and chocolate flavoured for you Shoto and Izu
Fluttershy: Can't believe shoto actually eats that
Yuck
Rainbow Dash: They're good :(
Yours are too sweet
Fluttershy: Yuck
Mine are the only correct flavour
Twilight: You guys are taking too long hurry up
We got the key so leave your stuff there and then come downstairs
Rainbow Dash: Which lab are you guys in??
Pinkie: Second floor H7
The one with the do not approach sign
At the end of the corridor
Rainbow Dash: Thanks
There in 5 mins
Rarity: Please don't make an ice path it just floods everything
Rainbow Dash: I wasn't going to
I was on the right floor already
AJ: Be there in 10 carrying all the snacks in secret is hard
The Bakusquad are in the common room
Chako help would be nice
Fluttershy: Come to my dorm I'll float us down to the garden
AJ: Kk coming
Rarity: Just don't hurt yourselves
Recovery Girl isn't on campus today
Twilight: It's ok I know first aid
And we can ask Monoma to heal you if needed
AJ: He would never listen to a 1A kid you know that
Fluttershy: And how will he have the Quirk doesn't he need five finger contact to activate his quirk?
Twilight: He owes me so don't worry about cooperating and
Pinkie: I have a few strands of RGs hair turned into a ring
It was supposed to be a surprise but if you die ill have to give it to him earlier
AJ: ok make sure he is on speed dial cus I don't trust Chako to safely get me down
Fluttershy: I'm training to be a rescue hero
I know what I'm doing thank you very much
Now hurry and come bc the others are waiting
AJ: I've been standing outside your door for the past few mins
Contemplating life
Make sure you remember me guys
I want kahoot to play on my funeral
Rarity: Stop being overdramatic
But the kahoot is on standby
Pinkie: If you all don't come in the next 5 minutes I'm locking you out
I don't have time for funerals
Hurry
AJ: Ok ok calm down you can pay for it then
Pinkie: Gladly
Just come quickly I need to make babies and explosions
Notes:
Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!If anyone has better names for them please comment them I can think of a way to change them in a future chapter, I have a few ideas but I'm stuck on names for Tenya, Izuku and Shouto so if anyone has a pun that incorporates their name or a funny nickname that has a part of their name I would appreciate it
Headcanons:
- They try to have weekly sleepovers to heal their inner children as well as prevent nightmares
- Teachers say they dont have favourites but theyre all liars and the Izusqua is proof of that (each one is a favourite somehow)
- They are considered the more sensible squad since they dont get caight in their shenanigans
- All Might actually has a support degree ("forced" by Dave, he just wanted a larger skillset for when he had to give up OFA) but hasnt done anything in the field for years
- Shouto has many wild theories and loves sharing them whenever he needs a second opinion, its usually Izuku first and then the rest of the group
- Mei loves tormenting people with her phrasing and purposely does it to get a reaction out of people
Chapter 4
Notes:
Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - Pinkie
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday 4:38
Twilight: No Shou the point of a bucket list is to put the most spontaneous things you want to do
Like going bungee jumping for example
Rainbow Dash: Ok then
I want to get into a bar fight
Fluttershy: ...
You can't be serious right????
AJ: Shouto don't u dare
Rainbow Dash: I wanna know how it feels
Twilight: ...
It does kinda sound fun tbf
AJ: I can't believe I have to be the one stopping you but someone has to
DONT go do that
Fluttershy: they already left haven't they
AJ: Where's Tenya when you need him
Fluttershy: He has a family event but he'll be back in a few hours
AJ: Seriously why now
Twilight: The ride is outside Shou come on
AJ: That was quick
Did u guys get permission at least
Fluttershy: Can't believe you're encouraging them now
AJ: Clearly I can't stop them might as well let them do it
I'm curious of the outcome anyway
Fluttershy: Understandable
Rainbow Dash: I asked All Might and he said to go have fun
Twilight: Great let's go
AJ: I call favouritism
Fluttershy: I mean All Might does have a soft spot for us but I don't think he would let them do it just because of that
He might be curious of the outcome too
AJ: you know what I wouldn’t put it past him considering he allowed Mei to explode things purposely last time
Friday 21:27
Rarity: Why did I get a call from Shouto asking me to pick him up from jail????
Fluttershy: You see about that...
AJ: You might wanna back read
Rarity: ....
I'm not there for 1 afternoon and they're already causing problems
If I'm not back by curfew tell Mr Aizawa I'm not back from the family event
Fluttershy: What about Deku-kun and Shou-kun??
Rarity: They're “in a meeting with Nedzu” he will cover for them
The Rat loves chaos anyway
Twilight: Guys good news All Might got us out and Tsukaichi-San helped
Tenya you don't have to come anymore
We're nearly at UA
AJ: How was the fight?
Rainbow Dash: We won :)
Fluttershy: Was it a 2v1 or??
Twilight: No it was me against 5 guys and Shou against 5 other guys
AJ: So a 2v10 basically
Wow
I can't say I'm surprised tho it makes sense
Fluttershy: I'm surprised it's not more people tbh
Rarity: Are u both seriously condoning them
They Just fought civilians what if it gets on the News
Twilight: It can't Nedzu corrupted the footage and apparently it was an illegal ring so Tsukauchi arrested everyone there
Rainbow Dash: They said that our names will be removed from the report but because we didn't use our quirk we can be given credit
AJ: Wait why didnt you take it then??
It would've been good for your image
Twilight: Too many problems
We would need to say why we were there and which Hero we were interning with so instead the police will have credit for finding it thanks to an anonymous tip and unnamed underground heroes brought it down through a raid
Fluttershy: I guess that makes sense
At least you were both able to tick something off your bucket list
Rainbow Dash: Yes
Next can we burn endevour merch next to his agency?
Twilight: Sure!
Rarity: At least that's safer and slightly more legal
But why did no one stop Shoto
Twilight: I tried but then I couldn't convince myself out of doing it
Fluttershy: I tried too but then thought it would be funnier if I didn't
AJ: Tbh I just wanted chaos and also wanted to see who would win
Btw Chako your mochi will be delivered tomorrow
Fluttershy: Yay thanks
Rarity: You seriously bet on this???
Fluttershy: Why wouldn't we and I won anyway so it's fine
Twilight: What was the bet??
Fluttershy: Would you run into a villain/illegal organisation while trying to fight bar people
And I won
Hitoshi said its not possible since there's a bar just a few blocks away
AJ: In my defence Izuku’s encounters with Villains has decreased since last year
Rarity: in your offense that doesn't change anything since he still encounters Villains weekly
Twilight: In MY defense it was Shou's idea
Fluttershy: In your Offense you were supposed to stop him
Rainbow Dash: I just wanted to know if a bar fight would be fun
Pinkie: Shouto next time don't announce it to the whole world just privately text me or Izuku and we'll have your back
Rainbow Dash: Thanks Mei :)
Rarity: You join in the conversation just to say that
Seriously
Pinkie: I was too busy making sure my babies didn't explode but that was important information I had to deliver
So yes seriously
Twilight: We're at the dorms
And we managed to come before curfew!
Rarity: Just make sure you eat dinner I think Bakugo left some in the fridge and then get to bed
We still have lessons tomorrow
AJ: Wait is the test tomorrow or next week??
Fluttershy: Next week
AJ: Phew I didn't revise yet
Rarity: Just make sure you're all in bed by 11 please
It's been a long day
Rainbow Dash: Yes dad
Rarity: ...
I didn't expect that from you to be honest
AJ: I taught you well Shouto
I'm proud of you
Rainbow Dash: :D
Notes:
Thank you for reading!
sorry it took so long to upload this chapter I had it written since chapter 2 but I was procrasting in editing it and then I had exams come up and now I'm ill and cant get up without feeling dizzy and falling down but its ok since its the holidays and I'm done with exams (finally)
Headcanons:
- All Might will sign any permission slip as long as you wont hurt yourself, no one can tell me that All Might wouldn't be curious of the outcome, he used to be a literal vigilante while quirkless so I think he wouldn't encourage it but he would let you do it and help if you're in trouble
- Nedzu loves chaos but that was canon anyway
- If Tenya is ever away for whatever reason Hitoshi is the voice of reason but most times he fails and ends up either joining or letting them do their thing (not that Tenya was able to stop them anyway Kamino was proof of that)
- Ochako and Hitoshi will bet on anything to get free food no matter what
Chapter 5
Summary:
Its been a while, irl stuff came up and then i forgot this existed for a bit ^^'
Hope you still enjoy the chapter
Notes:
Groupchat names:
Izuku Midoriya - Twilight
Ochako Uraraka - Fluttershy
Tenya Iida - Rarity
Shouto Todoroki - Rainbow Dash
Hitoshi Shinsou - AJ
Mei Hatsume - Pinkie
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Saturday 12:34
AJ: In case you didn't know my dad works at a law firm
I would like to share some things he had to listen to while at work
Attorney: Doctor is it true that when someone dies at night they don't know until the next day?
Witness: Did you even pass high school?
Next scenario
Attorney: Your youngest son the 20 year old one how old is he?
Witness: Sorry could you repeat that?
Attorney: *Repeats the question*
Witness: He's 20 much like your IQ
The list goes on but those both happened last week so they're the most recent ones
Twilight: Wait those kinda sound familiar
...
No it can't be
AJ: What?? What happened???
Twilight: Does your dad work at Shimura Law??
AJ: ... yes??? How did you know???
Pinkie: Izu knows everything
Twilight: My mom owns it...
AJ: wow
Fluttershy: wow small world!
Rarity: How did you not make the connection before?
Twilight: Wait I'll brb I'm calling my mom
She's on a business trip now but she'll answer
Rainbow Dash: I thought you said you were going home for the weekend
Are u going to be home alone?
Twilight: Yh but it's ok Aunt Mitsuki wanted to see me for an event so I just decided to just be home since it's easier
Fluttershy: How many connections do you have???
Pinkie: Enough for me to steal them
You Better get me in contact with Masaru Bakugo
Twilight: Go bother Kacchan for that
Pinkie: Explody boom boom?
Fluttershy: I'm calling him that next training session I have with him
Pinkie: Good I'll go and annoy him now
Wait is he at the dorms or school
Twilight: school
AJ: I still can't believe you train with that guy
Pinkie: Ok I'll just spam him
Rarity: Izuku if you need anything just text me
Twilight: Don't worry I'm used to being alone
Mom used to take me with her when I was younger but now it's just better to stay home bc of school
Fluttershy: Bakugou's training is much better than Deku-kun's
AJ: True I don't know how Shouto can keep up with him
Rainbow Dash: One word
Endeavour
AJ: Right forgot about him
Fluttershy: Can we go back to how Deku's and Hitoshi's parents work together and we never knew???
Rarity: I thought that conversation was clear
AJ: Just asked my dad
He said he didn't realise because she uses her maiden name while working
Twilight: GUYS SHE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME
SHE NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING
I feel so betrayed rn
Fluttershy: Now you know how I felt a few days ago
You deserve it
Twilight: this is different Chako
We could've known each other since childhood
AJ: Oh yh
Wait but how my dad only took me with him once or twice
Twilight: My mom used to take me pretty often cus I refused to be with the Bakugous half the time
Rarity: I thought you two were childhood friends up until elementary
Twilight: We were but I didn't like modelling much
And when I went over they would do it
Rainbow Dash: Without your permission? Isn't that against the law
Fluttershy: Knowing Deku he was too shy to say no
He's a people pleaser you should know
Twilight: Bingo
Rarity: That makes sense
AJ: Such a small world we live in
Izuku basically has all the connections he needs for when he goes pro
Twilight: It's not that many
And most of them are because of you guys anyway
Fluttershy: No no Toshi is right
You had a bunch before you met us
Twilight: It's not that many
Rarity: Shouto do your thing
Twilight: What thing
AJ: You'll see
Rainbow Dash: Before UA- Fashion- Bakugous, Law- Your Mom, Hero- All Might, Medical- Yourself and the clinic, Food- Your grandparents, America- Your Dad
After UA- Construction- Ochako, Support Tech- Mei and the Shields, Comission- Nedzu, Underground- Aizawa sensei, the rest are repeats but basically all of 1A's connections too
Twilight: If you put it like that it's a lot but most heroes have this many anyway so it's not special
Fluttershy: Keyword heroes were still training
Twilight: Ok fine but you guys have this many too
AJ: Yh but we didn't have this many before
Twilight: Can we just move on
Rarity: Lessons are starting soon we should start making our way there anyway
Fluttershy: Mei just barged into our room and demanded for Bakugou's mom's number
AJ: Can't believe I missed that I wanted to see it
Twilight: What was his response??
Fluttershy: He said no but his ears are red
She keeps pestering him
Oh he gave it
Rarity: That easily??
AJ: This will cause so many rumours
I can't wait
Rarity: We shouldn't wish for his downfall
But it is funny
Fluttershy: Oh she left
Twilight: Guys Aizawa is 5 minutes away from class hurry up
AJ: Coming it's ok I'll play the favourite card
Rarity: I'm next to the class Mei just ran past me
Don't go near her for the next 12 hours she will bite
Rainbow Dash: Sensei is 3 minutes away Hitoshi and Izuku you're the only ones not here
Twilight: Yeah I'm coming late
Don't worry I'll meet you guys once Hero Class starts
AJ: I'm right next to you
Fluttershy: Shouto just looked over his shoulder and nearly froze Toshi
Dw Deku I have video footage for you
Rainbow Dash: You better delete that
Rarity: *shoutofreezinghitoshivid.png*
Twilight: Thanks Tenya
I'll be playing this on loop while I'm in the meeting
Rainbow Dash: That's not funny
Izu delete it
Twilight: I dont feel like it
AJ: I thought I was going to die
Rarity: Off your phones now I can hear sensei outside the door
Twilight: He's not in a good mood gl guys
Fluttershy: You're joining us soon so don't laugh too hard
Twilight: All Might is leading the lesson so he will be gone by the time I'm there
AJ: Don't we have training with Sensei after school today tho
Twilight:...
Fluttershy: Ha looks who's laughing now
Rainbow Dash: Ocha that's not a good thing we have to suffer through it twice
Pinkie: Nedzu cancelled it for today
Twilight: Ha I don't have to see him today
Also he's there how are you guys texting
Fluttershy: I call favouritism
But still Mei I love you thank you
I could not go through that again after school
AJ: We're in the changing rooms now but we have to go
Rarity: We're in Ground Ryo btw
Twilight: Gotcha see you guys in 20 mins
Fluttershy: I can't wait to get revenge
AJ: See you
Monday 4:21
Fluttershy: GUYS so I had my hair down today u know to look cute and all
This random guy in first year from business I think
I Couldn't see his unform well but
A guy just came up to me tucked my hair behind my ear looked dead in my eyes and said "I look better than you"
Like dude ik I'm not the prettiest person in the world but come on
And this guy didn't even look good
I was so confused when he came up to me
AJ: That's hilarious
But who was it
Fluttershy: I didn't catch his name he just came said that and left
Rarity: Don't listen to him Ochako you're really pretty
Fluttershy: aww thanks Tenya
Brb guys I'm gonna go sob rq
Pinkie: Arata Yuto first year in the business course class 1E
Twilight: Quirk: project
Let's the user project a vision for an hour of their choosing similar to a projector in classrooms
He wants to become a movie director
AJ: That was quicker than last time I'm impressed
Rainbow Dash: When is the fight happening
Fluttershy: Guys I just wanted to share that I didn't mean for u to start a fight with a first year
Rarity: I agree please don't start a fight
I wouldn't mind you teaching him manners however
Fluttershy: It's fine I promise its not the first time it happened
Pinkie: That's not normal Chako
Rainbow Dash: Names please
Fluttershy: I'm serious it's fine
AJ: I don't think you understand only we can make fun of you no one else
Fluttershy: Please It's fine don't do anything
Rarity: How about we give him a warning and send Mineta after him
I'm sure after Ashido's "brainwashing" presentation last Christmas he's more than happy to teach him
Twilight: That's actually not a bad idea
I'll stop writing a plan then
AJ: still send me it just in case :)
Rarity: (me too please)
Fluttershy: I guess I can't get you guys to drop it so thats the best option
Also Tenya I can see even when you write in brackets and we agreed no murder
Pinkie: Not that we needed permission but thx anyway :)
Rarity: Operation revenge is on the way (it wasn’t murder it was attempted murder theres a difference)
Fluttershy: I thought you said you'll only give him a warning he's still a child
Twilight: And so are we but you don't see us running around being idiots
Rainbow Dash: Wrong words Izuku
Twilight: But you don't see us targeting our upper classmen by being weidos*
AJ: Better
Rarity: We changed our minds
Don't worry we won't traumatise him too much
He's still a first year after all
Fluttershy: I can't with you guys
Also Mei why are you joining them
Pinkie: You're the baby of the group
It's our job to protect you
Fluttershy: Isnt Shouto younger than me???
Rainbow Dash: Logistics dont matter youre the baby of the group anyway
Fluttershy: I don't know if I should feel insulted happy or annoyed rn but I love you guys
Rainbow Dash: love u too
Pinkie: aww we love you too
Twilight: <33
AJ: We hate you too <3
Rarity: Love you too :)
Notes:
Thank you for reading!
Kudos and comments are really appreciated!!Headcanons:
- Inko and Hitoshi's dad work in the same law firm, Inko owns it and it is known as the best law firm in Japan and is top 5 in the world
- Ochako is the baby of the group eventho technically Shouto is younger, they do also treat Shouto as the baby of the group sometimes but its mostly Ochako
- The entire group is overprotective of Ochako
- Once again I present to you Hitoshi and Ochako being siblings :)
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