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A few miles outside the citadel…
Unikitty: It’s been quiet out here.
Puppycorn: Come on, what’s occupying them for SO LONG?!!! I’m tired of watching over the man!
Hawkodile: I mean, they got Pretty Cure on their side. They’re very buff.
Dr. Fox: But this means they should’ve dealt with this crisis faster!! UGHH I WISH I COULD MAKE A TELEPORTER!!
Master Frown: -staring at the sky- Uuuh, guys…
Richard: There’s a cable looking thing descending from there…
Unikitty: -ignores them- Will Jade be okay too??
Unikitty’s answer comes when the freaking cable crashes down on the ground they and the man are standing on.
Unikitty: -flung aside- AAAH!
Dr. Fox: WHAT IS THAT?!
Master Frown: ME NEITHER, BUT MY GUT TELLS ME THAT THIS IS AN APOCALYPSE!!!
Unigang and the man: WE’RE DOOOOOOOOMED!!!
Extreme closeup of their terrified contorted faces. WOOOOOOOOOOAH!
Back to the citadel’s torture dome where Passion is trapped in.
Passion: -stands up, looking around- Where am I?
Eas: This is your final destination. Fake.
Passion: Me? Fake? -she clenches her fist and points- YOU’RE the fake! I’m me-
Eas: -suddenly behind Passion- If you were “you”, you wouldn’t have given up the name “Eas”. -roundhouse kicks-
Passion: AAH! -falls to the ground-
Eas: Now, yield to your figurative and metaphorical scaffold.
Passion: -tries to stand up again, only for Eas to walk up and kick her down- ACK!!!
Eas: You were born to serve Lord Moebius.
Passion: I’m NOT! That was when I was still a programmed person-
Eas: You’ll always be programmed. You just have a glitch in your programming. -wrings Passion-
Passion: GRRGH! I don’t have a glitch! I am NOT just a piece of coding! I’m a human being!!! I am ME!!!
Eas: No you’re not. -punches-
Passion: ARGH!!
Eas: -continues to throw one punch after another- You’re a servant of Lord Moebius. And you betrayed him. At least I know who I am. And where I belong.
Passion: THAT THING IS JUST A SOULLESS AI!! Shut up!!! -she tries to throw a punch, only for Eas to catch her fist-
Eas: Soulless? Moebius has protected mankind from destroying themselves. -throws Passion against the side of the dome-
Passion: AAAHHH! -she reverts-
Eas: -slowly walks up menacingly- Before Moebius, there was war. Conflict. World hunger. Disorder. Humans were suffering, deprived of material needs. Moebius was created to end that. To give humans a way to stop bringing this suffering upon themselves. But with your betrayal, now the human world is suffering more again. Look at those poor fairies, being discriminated against by humans, who have infighting amongst themselves. And look at the fairies turning against each other with different ideologies. And aliens and mermaids and other creatures being nonchalant to all these conflicts among fairies and humans. And this is what YOU wanted? This is what you call “happiness”?
Setsuna: -coughs, and starts thinking back-... Happiness…
Simultaneously…
Raven: Altogether, guys!!!
Peach, Berry, and Pine: Evil and misery, fly away!!!
Peach: Precure! Love Sunshine!
Berry: Espoir Shower!
Pine: Healing Prayer!
“FREEEEEEEEEEESH!!!” -they fire simultaneously-
Luea: Precure! Rose Hurricane! FLAAAAAASH!!!
Shade Angel can see what they’re trying to do, and tries to interrupt.
Shade Angel: WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, I WON’T LET YOU- -she suddenly takes a sucker punch from Robin- GAAAH!!!
Robin: Hey, buster. Your opponents are us!
Shade Angel: You fools!!! -she starts trying to interrupt Raven and the others, but everyone else continues to hold her off-
Opal: Victor. This one’s for you. BOO-YEAH!!! -fires a magic beam, much in the same way that Cyborg uses his arm cannon-
Jade: Jadeite! Royal OVERDRIVE!!! -fires a spinning projectile-
All projectiles strike against the dome simultaneously, causing it to finally have an opening.
Peach: Raven! Now’s your chance!!!
Raven: Got it!!! -she flies straight into the opening, JUST in time before it closes-
Luea: -reverts, falling to one knee- Be careful, Rae Rae…
Opal: -also reverts and collapses- I hope so too…
Raven manages to BARELY squeeze into the dome. Though, she gets her feet stuck at the last minute.
Raven: Damn! I wanted to make my entrance flashy. -she gets herself unstuck- GRGH! Right! Now where’s Passion?! -turns to the invisible camera- Don’t get the wrong idea about the “tightness” of that opening. Just SHUT UP!
As for Setsuna…
Eas: -kneels down, eerily gently holding Setsuna’s hand- It’s not too late to repent. Embrace the old you.
Setsuna: … My name… is…
Raven: Setsuna?! What’s going on?!
Eas: -looks up, surprised- What?! How did YOU stranger get in here?!
Raven: I had a bit of help. And now I’m giving you some FORCED COUNSELING WITH MY PROWESS!!
Eas: I’m afraid, you’re already too late.
Setsuna: -having an existential crisis- My name… my name… I’m…
Raven: What have you done with her?!
Eas: Nothing. She brought this upon herself. I just had to… “remind her”.
Raven can feel that she can see Trigon’s image within this Eas clone.
Raven: Ooo… This feeling…
Eas: -sassily- What feeling?
Raven: You’re an inferior version of my dad.
Eas: I don’t need to. I’m already a servant of Lord Moebius.
Raven: What servant?! Moebius is GONE now! What are you even fighting for?! There’s nothing!
Eas: We can always bring Moebius back.
Raven: He self-destructed, you idiot!
Eas: What…
Raven: You had no idea?
Eas: No… It can’t be! He must be hiding somewhere! He must-
Raven: Nope. He’s just gone. Ka-boom. So. What are you even fighting for?
Eas: You…! -she immediately advances at Raven-
The two start engaging in combat.
Eas: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MEDDLESOME STRANGER!!!
Raven: At least I can be my own person, rather than obeying a dead AI!
Eas: At least I know who I am! I’m a loyal servant! Lord Moebius’ best!!!
Raven: That’s all you have! -quickly blocks a punch and flips over Eas, much to the latter’s surprise- But you have no happiness! -clicks her fingers, making a shadow fist appear to hit Eas-
Eas: AAAH!
Raven: Setsuna was able to FIND her happiness!
Setsuna: -sits up-... My… Happiness?
Raven: Happiness won’t come unto us unless we ask for it to come. And you? You’re just hollow. You have no feelings. No free will. You don’t even have a “family”!
Eas: I don’t need ANY of that!!! -she performs a jump kick-
Setsuna: -suddenly runs in the path, with her Linkrun ready- CHANGE! PRECURE BEAT UP! -insta-transformation- HAH! -grabs Eas’ leg and flings her away-
Eas: AAAAH- -hits the dome-
Raven: Passion…you’re back!
Passion: You know, Raven… If it wasn’t for Love and the others… I probably wouldn’t have become a better person…
Raven: Glad you remembered. Just like how I remember the people I really needed. Beastie, Robin, Star, Cyborg… Luea, Angela, my kids… everyone else.
Passion: Alright… Let’s finish off this faker.
Raven: Gotcha.
Eas: -stands up- You think you won- -several shadow arms grab her, immobilizing her- WHAT?! NO!!!
Raven: Do it now!!!
Passion: -summons the Passion Harp- Resonate! The rhapsody of happiness! Passion Harp!
Eas: LET ME GO!!
Passion: This is goodbye… “Eas”...
“Rage! Storm of Happiness! Precure! Happiness HURRICANE!!!”
Within milliseconds, the storm completely disintegrates the Eas clone, who screams with their last breath, into pixels.
Passion: -she sighs- Goodbye… Eas…
Raven: Don’t feel bad. She’s not the REAL you.
Passion: Thanks for the reminder. Though you seem to emphasize REALNESS a lot. Is that an American valued tendency on individualism?
Raven: Nah, it’s just something I have learned through experiences. We all have learned something like this. I know there’s a Chiffon apocalypse now, but…I think I haven’t divulged enough of me for you.
Passion: Soooooo… What’s the connection between us?
Raven: Not much. Other than how we were both created to be receptacles to someone greater than us. Or worse than us…
Passion: Hm… Yeah, that makes sense. But you said me being programmed by an AI is a lesser poison. What’s that relation with your dad? He sounds like a deadbeat.
Raven: He’s a demon. Of course he’d be a deadbeat.
Passion: Oh! That makes sense.
Raven: Yeah, don’t get too worried. I have already moved on from him anyway. Just like how you moved on from Moebius.
Passion: Mhm…
Raven: But it took me longer than you to finally break free from him. Because…unlike your former AI asshole boss, I thought someone with flesh and blood would change for their family. Boy, was I wrong. SO wrong. My friends didn’t know what to do to help me get away from him either. Long story short, you’re luckier than me.
Passion: But, we’re both fighting for the same cause right now. And that cause… is to save the universe.
Raven: And your bear.
Passion: Yes… So it’s settled.
Back outside the dome.
Peach: -tries to punch Shade Angel, only to be thrown back- ARGH!!!
Shade Angel: I know your little gimmicks! Hahaha!
Tarte: Peach!!! -rushes to Peach’s aid-
Azukina: -tries to follow- Wait up!
Shade Angel: Nobody is helping ANYONE! SHADOW VORTEX!!! -she fires her vortex that was initially aimed at Tarte, but it’s going to Azukina instead-
Tarte: -looks back- AZUKINA!!!
Peach: LOOK OUT!
Suddenly, the dome bursts with a storm of hearts, which also conveniently dispels the vortex in the process.
Shade Angel: What?! NO!!!
Peach: The dome! That means…
Passion: -as the smoke clears- What did I miss?
Peach, Berry, and Pine: PASSION!
Passion: Chiffon is still in the device, right?
Tarte: Yeah! And it looks like your little “explosion” caused some damage to the device!
Shade Angel: IMPOSSIBLE! That thing was supposed to be sturdy!!!
Kaoru-chan: Well, when Pretty Cure are around, ANYTHING can happen.
Ruby: How do you know that?
Kaoru-chan: I don’t. GA-HAH!
Ruby: -rolls her eyes- Corny.
Shade Angel: In that case! Time for Plan D!
Beast Boy: Wait. What happened to Plan B and C?
Shade Angel: I already used them up… -pulls up the intercom- INITIATE PLAN D!!!
Several cultists and generals arrive like swarms of wasps.
Robin: WOW! This is getting THE ANTE AT STAKES!!! How thrilling this can be!
Peridot: Time to get the show on the road-desuuuuu!!!!
Peach: Altogether!
Shade Angel: GET THEM!!!
Robin: TITANS! GO!!!
Unikitty: -comes out of nowhere- I AM LATE TO THE PARTY, DON’T FORGET ABOUT MEEEEEEE!!!!
Jade: Eeeh?!
Both sides charge at each other, engaging in a full-scale war.
Puppycorn: I’m back too! Oh look, a meaty robust butt! -pokes his horn at an oblivious cultist-
Cultist: YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!
Sunset: Dip Down! -dashes at high speed- SUPER SPEED PUNCH!!! -bulldozes through several cultists- I am feeling PUMPED today!
Two cultists attempt to grab her from behind, only to be bull-rushed by Angela.
Angela: PACA!!
Cultist: MY DENTURES!!!
Skywynne: You need to watch your back.
Sunset: Oh, I forgot.
Robin: Raven! Beast Boy! Cyborg! Starfire! Cluster with me! TIME TO DO THE CLUSTER!!!
Cyborg: That is the cheesiest group attack name I’ve ever heard.
Robin: SHUT UP AND WORK WITH ME!!!
The five band together like a literal cluster and start clobbering the impending cultists with their consecutive bullet kicks and punches.
Shade Angel: … AAAH! -quickly ducks several cultists that were knocked back- What’s wrong with you numbskulls?! STOP THEM!!!
Luea and Ruby: You need to watch your own back too!
Shade Angel: -turns around- HUH?!
Luea and Ruby: DOUBLE PETAL TWISTER!!! -they blast straight at Shade Angel, at point-blank range-
Shade Angel: ARGGHHHHHH!!!
Berry: While they’re holding them off, I think it’s time to get Chiffon out of there!
Peach: Tarte! You still have the Clover Box?!
Tarte: -pulls out the Clover Box- Always do!
Peach: Clover Box! Lend us your power!
The Clover Box opens, shining brightly.
Peach: Pretty Cure Formation! -the four Cures prepare to run- Ready? GO!!!
They start dashing towards the device.
Passion: Happiness Leaf, set! -summons a red leaf- PINE! -throws-
Pine: -catches the leaf- Prayer Leaf! -adds a yellow leaf- BERRY! -throws-
Berry: -catches- Espoir Leaf! -adds a blue leaf- PEACH! -throws-
Peach: -catches- Lovely Leaf! -finishes with a pink leaf, then throws it into the air-
The 4-leaf clover grows massive, then slowly lowers down the device, surrounding it in a rainbow aura, with all four Cures surrounding it.
“LUCKY CLOVER! GRAND FINALE!!!”
A giant crystal encases the device.
Peach, Berry, Pine, and Passion: HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Suddenly, there are electric sparks that emit from the crystal.
Peach: RGH!!!
Pine: What’s happening?!
Passion: The device! It’s trying to break free!!!
Berry: WHAT?!
Pine: ARGHHHH, hang in there girls!
Robin: -knocks another cultist out cold, before taking a look at the events unfolding- What are you four doing?! Just destroy the damn machine!!!
Berry: WE ARE!!! But it’s…-as a spark hits her hand- RGH!!! -she keeps holding it- Trying to break free!!!
The crystal suddenly begins to show cracks.
Peach: NO!!! WE CAN’T GIVE UP NOW!!! WE HAVE TO PROTECT EVERYONE’S HAPPINESS!!! And save Chiffon!
Passion: -while trying to resist the sparks hitting her- THIS CAN’T END… THIS CAN’T END LIKE THIS!!!
Raven: -places her hand on Passion’s shoulder- It won’t!
Passion: -looks back- Raven?
Raven: Because…
It shows everyone backing up the four Cures, lending their power.
Altogether: YOU HAVE OUR SUPPORT!!!
Peach: Everyone… -closes her eyes- THANK YOU!!!
At that moment, the four Pickruns come out and all change into the Angel styles, then inserting into the Cure’s Linkruns.
“CHANGE! PRECURE BEAT UP!!!”
Cure Angel form transformation!
“The white heart is the heart of everyone! Freshly flapping! CURE ANGEL!!!”
A fifth leaf appears on the giant clover.
Peach: ONE MORE TIME!!!
“LUCKY CLOVER!!! HEAVENLY FINALE!!!”
The cracks on the crystal suddenly revert themselves, and the device begins to disintegrate.
Peach, Berry, Pine, and Passion: -staunchly- HYAHHHHHHHHH!!!
DEVICE OVERLOAD BABY!!!
With that being said, Chiffon is restored to normal and is left among the rubble. Fortunately she’s physically fine.
Peach and Tarte: CHIFFON!!!
Chiffon: Love! Tarte! -she flies down to Peach’s arms-
Peach: -affectionately caresses Chiffon- Awww, you sweet little baby!
Chiffon: I’m no more baby, and I am hungry enough to eat a melonpan!
Tarte: Chiffon! I just want to say, I’m sorry for yelling at you!
Chiffon: It’s okay, I only want melonpan now. Because I don’t remember you yelling now!
Our heroes can’t help but gush at Chiffon who is now safe and always adorable.
The apocalypse that has plagued the entire universe reverts. The cables disappear and people stop acting like mindless zombies.
Elisio: All hail- wait. I’m not a vessel anymore. What on Earth was I doing?
Pii-chan: -dumbfounded- Pii pii?
Chourou: Was I talking about a lady-jaba? Is she pretty-jaba?!
Pikario: You are a disgusting flirt-pika!!!
Kirarin: Thank goodness-kira…
Nodoka: Phew, no more cable apocalypse.
Erika: Haha! I told you we would be fine!!!
Tsubomi: Did you? You were screaming earlier.
Erika: Uh… uuuum….
Jasper: -climbs out of the rubble- Oooh, thank god… I thought I was toast…
The whole world and entire universe celebrate for the aversion of the apocalypse.
Shade Angel: You think… you think you still WON?! I WILL JUST DESTROY ALL OF YOU, INCLUDING MYSELF!!!
Peach: Sheesh. First you copy Moebius’ plan. And now you’re also going to self-destruct? Utterly unoriginal.
Berry: VERY unoriginal.
Shade Angel: YOU INSOLENT FOOLS!!! DIE-
Kaoru-chan: -pulls out a donut- Oh hey. I think you deserve a bit of my love! -he tosses the donut with EXTREME precision-
The donut lands in Shade Angel’s mouth.
Shade Angel: … AAAAH, SPICY!!!! WHAT THE HELL-
Kaoru-chan: -suddenly does a spinning kick, straight into her stomach- HAH!
Shade Angel: AAAAARRGH- -reverts and hits the ground, with Milky and Ryl running to her aid-
Milky: M’lady!!! Get up!!!
Ryl: No good! We have to retreat!!! Scamper!!! -she and Milky quickly retreat or teleport out-
Robin: Woah. I didn’t know Kaoru could do that.
Kaoru-chan: Specially made donuts lined with hot sauce. A perfect recipe to show off my hot-blooded love.
Robin: … What?
Kaoru-chan: GA-HAH!
Peach: Kaoru-chan never changes.
Minus the cutscene of them conveniently returning to Clover Town because of laziness. The Fresh Cures have also reverted back to civilians.
Love: Finally! -munches on some donuts- We can all celebrate with some good ol’ fashion donuts!!!
Beast Boy: Of course, you have to thank my babe for dragging Setsuna out of the mud first, yo haha!
Raven: -smugly- Oooh, my man is acknowledging me~
Everyone laughs it up, until…
Tarte: Hey! Can we make that announcement now?
Westar: Announcement?
Jade: What announcement?
Tarte: I’ve been WANTING to make this announcement since the start of this whole crossover!
Luea: You did? We didn’t notice-
Tarte: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ALL KEPT INTERRUPTING ME!!!
Ruby: Woah, chill!!! Just make your announcement already!
Tarte: -clears his throat- Azukina is-
Azukina: I’m pregnant.
Everybody: -silence- …
Azukina: … I said I’m-
Everybody: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH????!!!!!
Azukina: Is there… a problem?
Opal: A PROBLEM?!
Raven: WE’RE HAPPY FOR YOU!!! Welcome to the moms’ club!
Sunset: I didn’t know that was a club.
Miki: BUT YOU PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER?!
Azukina: Well, I had to help in some way!
Everybody: OH, COME ON!
Robin: -wipes his mouth calmly- Great parenting. Good start.
Everyone laughs again… In the meantime… Ichika is seen in a phone booth.
Ichika: Yeah… Yeah! We’ll meet next month! … One last reunion, before we part ways forever! … No, I didn’t mean LITERALLY “forever”!
The other side of the phone is revealed to be Pikario.
Pikario: Sheesh, if Kirarin hears that she’s gonna take it literally-pika.
Ichika: I’m just joking! I mean, I sometimes visit home!
Pikario: Like, once a year-pika.
Ichika: GAH! -roasted!!!-
Pikario: But okay. Have you let the others know?
Ichika: I’m WAY AHEAD of you! Anyway, I can’t wait to bring the members of KiraPati together again!
Pikario: Don’t push yourself-pika… Take care out there, Ichika.
Ichika: I will! -hangs up-
Pikario: -places his phone down- She is still a handful-pika…
Kirarin is seen in the background, having overheard the conversation.
Kirarin: -mutters- Forever-kira?
[The End!]
Cue Fresh Precure’s 1st ending theme!
Ps: Next crossover is gonna be MORE APOCALYPTIC!! HA!