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Peepee

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"I'm going to pee on you." He holds his wiener in his hand.

"What the fuck, Hannibal?" His eyes bulge out.

"I'm peeing on you, Will." He observes, pissing on the glass which Will is behind of.

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"Hi." He steps in front of Hannibals' glass.

"Hello, Will." He smiles.

"How are you?" He stuffs his hands in his pockets.

"I'm in prison. How do you think I am?" He pouts.

"Uh I don't know." He shrugs.

"Ok." He blinks.

"It has been 2 years, 4 months, 6 days, and 45... 46 seconds since we've last saw eachother."

"You've been counting?" His face scrunches.

"Uh no."

"What are you doing?" He looks at Hannibal pulling his jumpsuit off.

"I need to pee."

"Ew." He cries.

"We all do it- it's in our nature." He pulls the outfit down to the ground.

"I don't wanna see that." He backs away.

"Our pissing content, remember? Even back then you said you didn't want to have one." He smiles, reminiscing on the past.

"That's right, I don't." He sighs.

"Then I guess I must win." He pulls his undies down to his ankles.

"Oh my god, put that away." He covers his face with hand, but his eyes poke through.

"I'm going to pee on you." He holds his wiener in his hand.

"What the fuck, Hannibal?" His eyes bulge out.

"I'm peeing on you, Will." He observes, pissing on the glass which Will is behind of.

"Oh my god." He huffs.

"I normally sing when going potty." He pouts.

"Sing what?" His eyebrows lower.

"Mother mother." He smiles.

"Do it, then." He commands.

"Alright- ahem. I wear women's underwear and then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror. I cross my legs just like a queer, but my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya. What defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak? I tell you what a women loves most- It's a man who can slap but can also stroke. Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked. It's verbatim and it's shakin'. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated. No more listless invitations. I live by a hospital And every day I go out walking past it's sickly windows. I see people dying there, but my tender age makes it hard to care. Incinerator and a big smoke stack. It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh. All I need is a heart attack. C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac. Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked. It's verbatim and it's shakin'. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated. No more listless invitations. For the love of fuck. For the sake of Pete. Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? I am the rooster in the morning. I'm the cock of the day. I'm the boxer in the briefs. I'm a 12 ounce steak. Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh Ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo Ya, it's verbatim. And ya, and it's naked. And ya, and it's shakin'. It shakes, shakes, shakes. Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Oh-oh, yeah-yeah. Welp, looks like I'm done." He looks down.

"Yeah." He notices.

"If you didn't like that you could've just left." He shrugs, stuffing his weewee pack into his undies.

"Shit. I forgot- I was so memorized by you singing Mother Mother I forgot you were peeing." He facepalms.