Pissing Contest
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Sinbad never liked making plans much.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Drabbles
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Georgia State Of Mind by StellarLibraryLady
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
28 Mar 2017
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It’s Spring, and all McCoy wants to do is cuddle.
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- Part 1 of Star Trek The Gentle Seasons Series
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that Geralt of Rivia will plough anything with tits. This is not entirely correct. As it happens, tits are optional. Yours truly, Dandelion the bard, knows this both from first hand accounts, and from . . . personal experience. The following manuscript is, of course, for my own eyes only.
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Your husband Connor just started working at Gaffney medical centre alongside your old friend Will Halstead. Who both hate each other and are constantly dragging you into their arguments... Yay...
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- Part 3 of Connor Rhodes x Reader
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The artificial world of Elfame was, in theory, accessible only to licensed wizards. Fortunately for Arthur, the great archmage Nanami had found a way to bring him there anyway. And with a newly qualified wizard coming to visit, he was sure to have an interesting time.
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Silver Hawks: The Misadventures of Tally-Hawk - Episode 1 by Chronos_X
Fandoms: Silver Hawks (1986), Halcones galacticos - Fandom, Rankin/Bass - Fandom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
21 Apr 2021
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Also available at https://www.deviantart.com/chronos-x/art/The-Misadventures-of-Tally-Hawk-Ep-1-718692218
Inspired by https://www.deviantart.com/niban-destikim/art/Silver-Gilda-280659723
Dragon Ball Super: Twilight of Gods - https://archiveofourown.to/series/1466320
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Aside from being mildly offended that the Order had ignored the fact that they already had a very capable and efficient operative on site, Elim was aware that the current leadership felt less than favorable towards him and was likely trying to keep him out of the way.
Most days he didn't mind, but it was affairs like these that managed to pull his interest in, and subsequently stung the most when he was told to take no action.
He supposed what it would really come down to would be who Central Command and/or the Order had sent to take care of the situation while Elim focused on not blowing his cover.
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- Part 11 of Does Your Mother Know
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Gonna Wish You Prayed for Mercy by QuantumChickpea for lalunaoscura
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
09 Apr 2022
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Marinette Dupain-Cheng had been told since she was a child by her Italian grandmother that she was to be betrothed to Luka Couffaine whether she liked it or not. She was a Mafia Principessa, and it was just the way it was. Luka Couffaine’s family had an abundance of power that her family organization needed to rise up in the ranks. It didn’t matter if her heart was involved or not. There was no love for a Boss’s daughter.
Her mother, Sabine, had a little more care for how she felt towards Luka but not enough to go against her father, Tom. They argued often about what was best for Marinette, but there was little her spitfire of a mother could do. So, Marinette had settled for the life that she had been granted: a loveless marriage to one of the most influential Mafia families in Paris.
She shouldn’t be surprised when a text from an unknown number graced her phone. Not when she knew the man behind it.
A: Meet me at Grand Hotel Paris at 22:00
A: Don’t be late, Principessa.
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When Dream from the Sandman meets the TV-show version of Lucifer for a round of the Oldest Game, things don't go quite as they might have done in another universe.
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Sawyer decides to take a trip to a gas station to find true enlightenment.
Sawyer is not described by gender, race, height, or anything else, except for having a huge cock.
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www.wahoo.com by Ezomind
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Apr 2024
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We shouldn’t have any billionaires. However, if really we must, please consider Anthony J Crowley, founder of tech giant Wahoo.com.
Dr Aziraphale Fell is an extremely offline cinnamon roll as usual.
Or is he ?
There is now a podfic by Literarion!
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"I'm going to pee on you." He holds his wiener in his hand.
"What the fuck, Hannibal?" His eyes bulge out.
"I'm peeing on you, Will." He observes, pissing on the glass which Will is behind of.
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Pissing Contest by BloodPigeon
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
25 Jul 2024
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During a night of drinking with the Champions, Revali is challenged to a pissing contest.
It may be the only time in his life he turns down a contest with that pathetic little knight. However, the rest of the night brings with it an entirely different challenge as a result...
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Tenka has finally joined Team Persona, and she moves in to Komaba Sushi as Multi's new teammate and roommate. Determined to show Multi the new hierarchy of power within the team, Tenka decides to teach her a few lessons.
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Pissing Contest by Secret_waterblog
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Feb 2025
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Daemon Targaryen challenges Aemond to a drinking contest that turns into a pissing contest. This is a stupid story taking place in a slight Au where Daemon and Aemond are staying at Harrenhal together. While this story is no way sexual it does deal with pee in gross humor sort of way if you don’t like this please don’t read. This has been re-edited since I posted it on Tumblr
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[Podfic] www.wahoo.com by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jun 2025
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We shouldn’t have any billionaires. However, if really we must, please consider Anthony J Crowley, founder of tech giant Wahoo.com.
Dr Aziraphale Fell is an extremely offline cinnamon roll as usual.
Or is he?---
You can now also listen to the complete podfic on Spotify.
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Propinquity - Capricorn vs Jones by NudieSuitNezHead
Fandoms: The Monkees (TV), The Monkees (Band), Rock Music RPF, 1960s Music Scene RPF
28 Jul 2025
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It all starts backstage at The Ed Sullivan Show in 1964 while Mona Jensen Nesmith waits in the wings for her turn to wow America with her musical skating act. A short, barely legal Brit makes a pass at her. She tells him, "Go to Hell." Her best friend Susie invites him to come to their hotel room after the show. Little does anyone in that room know, but these moments of indiscretion and betrayal spark a life-long feud.
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- Part 2 of Propinquity
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Male posturing between the elf and the dwarf. Business as usual.
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Water shortage and those damned Erudite by Michaela18
Fandoms: Divergent Series - Veronica Roth, Divergent (Movies), Divergent - All Media Types
04 Sep 2019
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What happens if the water runs out in Dauntless and your brother tries to use you as his personal guinea pig?