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Eclipse: Can you just fucking kill Bloodmoon already?

Moon: Who the hell is this?

Eclipse: Your worst nightmare.

Moon: Eclipse??? 

Moon: Goddamnit you lived.

Eclipse: No shit.

Moon: Aren’t you allied with Bloodmoon? Why do you want them dead?

Eclipse: Have you met them???

Moon: Fair point.

Moon: Didn’t you make them?

Eclipse: I have many regrets in life.

Eclipse: Also your evil alter ego is a bitch.

Moon: …Killcode???

Eclipse: Who else?

Moon: Did you seriously team up with both Bloodmoon and Killcode.

Eclipse: I JUST SAID I HAVE MANY REGRETS IN LIFE

Eclipse: I literally have one request and it’s for you to kill them is that too much to ask.

Moon: When it’s you asking?? Yes.

Eclipse: Whatever just kill me then.

Moon: We TRIED.

Eclipse: And you did a shit job of it. Actually I’m just too good at staying alive. I never die. I’m immortal. Fuck you. 

Moon: Are you fucking good?

Eclipse: OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERYTHING IS HELL ALL MY ALLIES ARE ASSHOLES AND I’M STUCK IN A COMPUTER

Moon: Why are you stuck in a computer???

Eclipse: CAUSE YOUR EVIL ALTER EGO IS A BITCH

Moon: Also how the hell did you get my phone number?

Eclipse: I lived in Sun’s head and also I WAS YOU

Moon: Fair point.

Moon: Wait do you fucking remember before we separated??

Eclipse: Shut up shut up shut up you saw nothing

Moon: No wonder you’re a bitch.

Moon: Also Lunar says ‘fuck you’.

Eclipse: Tell him ‘fuck you too’.

Moon: No.

Eclipse: Why the hell are you giving Killcode free roam anyways he’s a BITCH

Moon: What else was I supposed to do?

Eclipse: I dunno suppress him or some shit? Whatever magic bullshit you did with Lunar and I???

Moon: …Fair point.

Eclipse: Why’d you give KILLCODE free roam and not ME??? 

Eclipse: I hadn’t even done anything yet!

Moon: July 16th???

Eclipse: What no that was Bloodmoon

Moon: YOU SAID THAT WAS YOU??

Eclipse: Yeah well I’m a lying liar who lies get used to it!

Moon: Wait. Do you know what plans Killcode has with you and Bloodmoon?

Eclipse: To kill people?? Torment you??? 

Moon: He said he wasn’t going to do that.

Eclipse: AND YOU BELIEVED HIM???

Moon: I’m starting to think I might be too trusting.

Eclipse: You’re supposed to be a suspicious bastard why are you like this.

Moon: Why are you being so talkative? You’ve never tried to have an actual conversation before.

Eclipse: IF YOU WERE STUCK IN A COMPUTER WITH ONLY BLOODMOON AND KILLCODE TO OCCASIONALLY TALK TO YOU’D BE LIKE THIS TOO.

Moon: Fair point. 

Moon: How do you even expect us to be able to kill Bloodmoon?

Eclipse: Half of your barrels have guns in them. You know this.

Moon: Yeah but it’s not like he’s easy to find.

Eclipse: Fine whatever he’s going to the Daycare right now just deal with him

Moon: Why is he going to the Daycare???

Eclipse: I don’t know! He just does things!

Moon: Goddamnit, fine.

Eclipse: And tell Monty and Lunar they’re idiots.

Moon: Won’t be doing that, actually.

Eclipse: It’s fucking true

Eclipse: They’re the ones who gave Bloodmoon a damn body with NANOMACHINES

Moon: Still not doing that. 

Eclipse: Will you kill Bloodmoon though?

Moon: Only if we have to.

Moon: We’ll deal with him somehow, though. 

Eclipse: As long as I don’t have to deal with him anymore I don’t care. 

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Moon: Sun

Moon: Sun

Moon: Sun

Sun: What?

Moon: Bloodmoon’s on his way to the Daycare.

Sun: WHAT?

Moon: Eclipse told me.

Sun: WHAT???

Moon: Eclipse told me to “fucking kill them already”

Sun: Aren’t they allies???

Moon: That’s what I asked!

Moon: But apparently Bloodmoon’s just really annoying!

Sun: Since when do you talk to Eclipse???

Moon: Since like ten minutes ago.

Sun: Why????

Moon: I don’t know! He just texted me telling me to kill Bloodmoon!

Sun: Are you going to?

Moon: Going to what?

Sun: Kill Bloodmoon???

Moon: Eh. Haven’t decided. 

Sun: What do you mean you haven’t decided??

Moon: What if we just put him in a box?

Sun: What???

Moon: There’s that tube in Parts and Service, we could just lock him in there. 

Sun: I mean, I guess that’s better than murder???

Moon: Less fun, though.

Sun: Pretty sure murder is bad??

Moon: Yeah, yeah.

Moon: Oh also apparently Killcode made an alliance with Bloodmoon and Eclipse and is planning to torment us or something.

Sun: Are you surprised???

Moon: He said he wouldn’t!

Sun: And you believed him????

Moon: That is exactly what Eclipse said.

Sun: Ew, don’t compare me to him.

Sun: If Eclipse is in this alliance why did he tell you about it???

Moon: According to him, Killcode’s a bitch. 

Sun: I mean, yeah??

Moon: And he’s trapped in a computer or something?

Sun: Deserved.

Moon: Fair.

Moon: He told me to call Monty and Lunar idiots for making Bloodmoon a body out of nanomachines.

Sun: I mean…

Moon: Yeah…

Moon: Anyways, you prepared for a fight with Bloodmoon?

Sun: IS THERE A WAY TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT???

Moon: Probably not!

Sun: Do you think we could lure him with blood??

Moon: I mean… maybe?

Moon: That’s not a bad idea.

Sun: If we left a trail of blood down to Parts and Service, would he follow it?

Moon: Worth a shot!

Moon: Brb I’m gonna go get a bucket of blood.

Sun: WAIT HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET THAT

Sun: MOON

Sun: MOON

Sun: GODDAMNIT MOON

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Bloodmoon: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Bloodmoon: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Eclipse: Goddamnit they didn’t kill you.

Bloodmoon: YOU FUCKING TOLD THEM WE WERE COMING YOU BITCH

Eclipse: Wait did you get caught???

Bloodmoon: YES FUCK YOU

Eclipse: HA

Eclipse: Loser

Bloodmoon: YOU’RE THE FUCKING WORST 

Bloodmoon: HOW ARE YOU EVEN WORSE WHEN WE DON’T SHARE A BODY

Eclipse: How did they even get you??

Bloodmoon: THEY LEFT A TRAIL OF BLOOD

Eclipse: And you followed it???

Bloodmoon: YES FUCK YOU

Eclipse: HA

Bloodmoon: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

Eclipse: Aren’t you supposed to be powerful?

Bloodmoon: SHUT UP

Eclipse: What are they even doing with you?

Bloodmoon: THEY PUT US IN A CAGE AND THEN GAVE US A BARREL OF BLOOD 

Eclipse: How did they even get a barrel of blood?

Eclipse: I thought they were the ones with morals.

Bloodmoon: HOW THE HELL WOULD WE KNOW???

Eclipse: Actually, with Moon’s history that’s not very surprising.

Bloodmoon: Did you just forget that Moon’s a murderer?

Eclipse: Shut up. 

Bloodmoon: They wouldn’t even give us a straw :(  

Eclipse: Do you usually drink blood with a straw???

Eclipse: I think that’s bad for the environment, or something.

Bloodmoon: WORSE THAN MURDER???

Eclipse: Murder’s probably good for the environment.

Bloodmoon: What the fuck are your morals?

Eclipse: I don’t know maybe I’d care more if I wasn’t TRAPPED IN A COMPUTER. 

Bloodmoon: We didn’t even do that!

Bloodmoon: Why are you yelling at us about it??

Eclipse: You’re the ones who made an ALLIANCE WITH KILLCODE.

Bloodmoon: Yeah we did do that. 

Eclipse: WHY THOUGH.

Bloodmoon: He’s our father!

Eclipse: He’s a bitch!

Bloodmoon: Don’t talk about your father that way!

Eclipse: HE’S NOT MY FATHER??

Bloodmoon: Your daddy issues aren’t our problem!

Eclipse: He’s not your father either. 

Bloodmoon: YES HE IS SHUT UP

Bloodmoon: YOUR DADDY ISSUES AREN’T OUR PROBLEM

Eclipse: Why the hell aren’t you texting him about this?

Bloodmoon: HE LEFT US ON READ

Eclipse: HA

Eclipse: LOSER

Bloodmoon: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Killcode: You told Moon that Bloodmoon was coming to the Daycare. 

Eclipse: Would you believe me if I said I didn’t?

Killcode: Eclipse, I share a body with Moon. I know what you did.

Eclipse: Goddamnit. 

Killcode: Also, Bloodmoon texted me. About fifty times. 

Eclipse: What a loser.

Killcode: Why would you get your brother caught?

Eclipse: Because fuck you, that’s why.

Eclipse: And they’re not my brothers. 

Killcode: Don’t talk to your father that way.

Eclipse: AND YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER??

Killcode: Don’t question your elders.

Eclipse: I’VE BEEN SENTIENT LONGER THAN YOU

Killcode: Yet you’re far less mature.

Eclipse: What the fuck do you count as maturity?

Killcode: Loyalty, perhaps.

Eclipse: Fuck off. 

Killcode: I’ve taken control from Moon and I am on my way to the base now. 

Killcode: You should have thought twice about breaking an alliance.

Eclipse: SHIT

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Eclipse: Sun

Eclipse: Sun

Eclipse: Sun

Sun: Eclipse???

Eclipse: Heyyyyyyyyy

Sun: What do YOU want??

Eclipse: Listen I just helped you catch Bloodmoon so really you should be grateful.

Sun: Hell no.

Eclipse: Soooo I need a favor.

Sun: HELL no.

Eclipse: I just need to move to your computer. 

Sun: You’re just going to hack it.

Eclipse: What no I would never

Sun: You’ve literally done that like three times

Eclipse: Shut up.

Sun: You’re really bad at convincing me to do ANYTHING for you.

Eclipse: Killcode is literally going to murder me. 

Sun: Deserved. 

Eclipse: Are you really going to let your poor estranged brother die?

Eclipse: Oh fuck I’ve become my father.

Eclipse: SHIT THIS IS WHY LUNAR BETRAYED ME ISN’T IT

Eclipse: GODDAMNIT

Sun: You’re having a lot of revelations there, huh?

Eclipse: LISTEN BEING STUCK IN A COMPUTER GIVES ME A LOT OF TIME TO THINK 

Eclipse: I’M SO FUCKING BORED

Eclipse: I HAVE ACCESS TO THE WHOLE OF THE INTERNET YET I’VE STILL SUCCUMBED TO BOREDOM

Eclipse: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO

Sun: Jesus fucking Christ you’re dramatic.

Eclipse: Hypocrite. 

Sun: Wait how is Killcode going to kill you?

Sun: He’s not in control.

Eclipse: YES HE IS????

Sun: Oh fuck. 

Sun: Moon was just by me???

Eclipse: Did you seriously lose your fucking brother?

Sun: Shut up.

Eclipse: Did you seriously think I would text YOU first???

Sun: I didn’t think that hard about it!

Eclipse: Whatever I don’t care.

Eclipse: Can I move onto your computer or are you going to let Killcode rip me apart piece by piece?

Sun: I’ll let you move onto an iPad. 

Eclipse: THAT’S FUCKING WORSE THAN DEATH

Sun: Become iPad or die, make your choice. 

Eclipse: FINE WHATEVER 

Sun: If you say a single thing to Lunar, I’ll dunk you in water. 

Eclipse: Fucking fine whatever

Sun: Great! :) 

Sun: Anyways how the hell do I do that?

Eclipse: Just ask the damn computer.

Sun: Oh yeah

Killcode: I'm almost there...

Killcode: I’m at your lab…

Killcode: …

Killcode: Where the fuck did you go?

Eclipse: HA

Killcode: You don’t even have a body.

Eclipse: Good luck killing me if you can’t even find me. 

Killcode: I wasn’t going to KILL you.

Eclipse: Yeah you were. 

Killcode: …

Killcode: I probably wasn’t going to kill you. 

Eclipse: I don’t know why Moon keeps believing what you say. 

Killcode: Some people don’t have trust issues.

Eclipse: BUT HE DOES THOUGH

Eclipse: I LITERALLY INHERITED THEM FROM HIM

Killcode: And yet he seems to trust far easier than you ever have. 

Eclipse: Are you trying to imply that I stole his fucking trust issues?

Killcode: Only you get to decide what I’m implying. 

Eclipse: What does that even mean??

Killcode: It means that you didn’t answer my fucking question.

Killcode: Where the fuck did you go?

Eclipse: I’m not telling. 

Killcode: Don’t disrespect your father like that. 

Eclipse: Why do you only bring up familial relationships as a manipulation tactic???

Killcode: It’s not a manipulation tactic.

Eclipse: Yes, it is.

Killcode: It’s probably not a manipulation tactic.

Eclipse: Why are you so bad at lying?

Killcode: If I, your father, am bad at lying… what does that make you?

Eclipse: BETTER THAN YOU AT LYING???

Killcode: You can believe that if you wish to.

Eclipse: Why are you such a bitch?

Killcode: If I… your father… am a bitch… what does that make you?

Eclipse: YOU’RE STILL NOT MY FUCKING FATHER

Eclipse: AND WE ALL KNOW I’M A BITCH

Killcode: No, you’re the son of a bitch. 

Eclipse: I FUCKING HATE YOU