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Deadpool look at the two new girls, a little curious and even intriguided by the maid that apparently was called "Sakuya" and show she stands holding a parasol alongside the short and pale kid with blue hair and scarlet eyes
"Yo, does everyone here feels like time had just stopped for like, 6 months?" The mercenary asks scracthing his chin as if trying to remember something that he had suddenly forgot
"What?" Asked the small girl with wings as she gives the redman a look, intriguided by his question and weird mannerism
"No, I feel like that too. It is really weird." The blue eyed maid says, the looks on her blue eyes also seems to share the same curiosity that is on her mistress's, but hers of course are hide behind a mask of a stoic and elegant face
The hakurei miko look at all of this with a very confuse face, it seems like since this weird guy had arrived in Gensokyo this had beeen her deafult look "Hey! Cut that out!" Reimu says stepping her foot on the ground and pointing her gohei towards Deadpool "I asked if you know about the spellcard rules."
Ths moon princess still tied to a tree alongside Mokou, looks at the miko "Oh! Oh! I know that one! Spellcards rule were made to be used on spellcard duels, a non-lethal way of solving conflict to not cause any damage to the balance or gensokyo itself!"
"You're such a nerd, Kaguya." The hourai phoenix smirks towards Kaguya as she grabs the ropes and easily burns it with her fire, she stands up alongside the lunarian princess who is cleaning her clothes right now
The mercenary crosses his arms thinking, or at least trying to you know how hard is to think when you got a mind like his? "Oh! Like in Yu-gi-oh?" Deadpool says as his eyes widen under the mask
All of the girls around look at him extremely confused, Reimu looks even more done than what she normally looks "Is this one of those things from the outside?" The miko asks before taking a deep sigh "I don't know what this "yu-gi-oh" thing is but I can assure you it's not like Spellcard duels... You can call it bullet hell or danmaku if you want, they are all the same thing basically."
Deadpool's eyes widen once again, not because he understood or anything like that "Bullet hell is such a cool name, it sounds like some really tough neighborhood!" They couldn't seen it but Wade had a smile on his face, almost as if he was proud of coming up with that
Kaguya giggles a little while the other three girls just looks at the mercenary with a deadpan face, Reimu had to hold back the urge to hit the redman with her gohei "Shut up! Gods you're worse to deal with then some youkai I know. Look Spellcard duels are a non lethal battle in form of a game, the purpose of the game is to hit your opponent with a pattern of bullets, if you hit your opponent enough you win."
A sly smile forms under Wade Wilson's mask, he stares at the Hakurei miko "Geez, you girls use games to solve your conflicts? What are you nine?" Deadpool crosses his arms in a smug way to Reimu's anger. Kaguya falls into pure laughter and even the normally composed Sakuya smiles a little
"Do you ever shut up?!" Reimu says in anger as she unleashes her needles towards the mercenary, the needles easily pierce trought his mask, two of them hits his face while one goes right towards Wade's left eyes and of course the redman takes it like a champ simply taking out the objects from his face
"Oh come on! Do you know how long it takes to heal a eye?... Around 5 minutes I believe." Deadpool throws the needles at the ground, there was a hole on his mask allowiing the girls to have a vision of the hole formed on Wade's face and how his eye is slowing regrowing back, it was a weird thing that even someone that constantly deals with youkais like Reimu had to say it was a little disguting
"You're so weird..." The hakurei maiden says as she stares at the hole were Wade's eye was "B-but anyhow, the only thing you need to know is that the spellcard duel with give you a fair chance to fight back against the youkais... And probaly also prevent the youkais from being slaughtered by you back."
Deadpool nods his head as his left eye fully grown back and with that hole on the mask it was easy to see his completely white girls, just making the ones around even more curious about what is the face inside the mask "Alright, so how do I play this "bullet hell" game of yours?"
Kaguya smiles, she seems to be eager to explain but she is quickly cutted out by Reimu, of course the creator of the game knows the rules better than anyone else "First, you need to fly." Reimu begun to fly, of course maybe that was the reason why everyone on this place knows how to fly to much to Deadpool's dismay
The mercenary left a deep sigh, this is gonna be painful "Alright, are you gonna teach me how to fly or something like that?" Deadpool is looking at Reimu with at least a bit of anger, somehow he feels like the shrine maiden is taunting him
Reimu eyes widen slightly, she seems to forgot that Deadpool couldn't fly at all "W-Well, of course I can't... Besides I couldn't teach even if I wanted too, I have no idea how to learn to fly this all comes naturally to me you know"
The vampire girl let's a fake cough as she approaches the two "It seems like you have run into a problem. My name is Remilia Scarlet, I am a vampire and owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion." The vampire then points at Sakuya "And this is my loyal maid, Sakuya Izayoi." The maid bowls her head politely
"Oh, you have vampires here too? Hm... You're quite the polite fellow, way different than most vampires I know, the name is Deadpool, or Wade Wilson" The mercenary introduces himself, Mokou is quite surprise since there's no joke or smart quip, he was strangely polite
"Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you Ms. Wilson, and you meet other vampires too?" Remilia asked, she is quite surprised that there are still vampires on the outside and even more surprised to see that the mercenary had meet some of them
Wade nods his head "Yeah, you know I joined Dracula once" As the mercenary say this Remilia's eyes widen in the most pure shock and surprise almost making the Scarlet Devil take a few steps back, the vampire is barely able to keep her composure, even the normally non-chalant Sakuya is quite shocked about this information
"D-Dracula? Are you for real now?" Remilia is stuttering to much to Reimu's surprise, it's unusual to see someone as charismatic and composed as Remilia having trouble to talk, Deadpool laughs seeing the vampire's reaction "W-Well, I would love to hear about that later, but coming back to the point, I would love if you could pass by the Scarlet Devil Mansion later, it's not everyday that Gensokyo receives such a... eccentric visitor, I'd like to be the first to know more about you, Mr. Wilson"
Wade understood what she mean by that, looking at the girl and by the maid, who seems to be very good at her job, this Remilia girl is probaly someone important here, so it's not hard to see why she'd like to form connection with Gensokyo's most eccentric visitor "Alright, we have a deal. I'll be going to your mansion at night" Remilia smiles satisfied hearing the mercenary
"I see. I'll be waiting for you." Remilia turns towards the maid who is standing besides her "Sakuya, could you please take us to home?" Sakuya nods her head as she gently holds Remilia's hand
"Yes, mistress." Suddenly, Sakuya and Remilia vanishes from sight, Wade eyes widen under the mask, he had seen people teleport before, it was not even a very rare power. But he had never seen such a "nude" teleport like this, no smoke bomb, no catch sound, nothing at all, the two of them just vanish on sight
"She does that all the time?" Wade asks as he turns towards Reimu, the shrine maiden doesn't seem nearly as surprised as he is, probaly already got used to see Sakuya's ability in action
The hakurei miko nods her head "Yeah, it's her ability. Sakuya can manipulate time" Deadpool eyes widen once again, time manipulation is quite rare even by the standards of the crazy stuff he deals with daily, this makes the mercenary wonder where were these girls when earth was about to blow up because of guys like Galactus or Ultron
"Time manipulation? This place seems to have all kinds of stuff, reminds me from home. By the way Kaguya and Mokou why you two are so quie-" When Wade turns to the spot were Mokou and Kaguya were they had just vanish "Oh, they leave. Wonder were they are" As the mercenary ask that, Reimu approaches him
"It doesn't matter. Come with me, I can at least show you how a spellcard duel is played, so you can get ready when you learn how to fly or whatever" The hakurei miko starts to walk towards the most south part of the village sign for Wade to follow her "You should consider yourself luck you know, we don't normally teach outsiders about spellcards and all of that. You're a special case"
A mischievous smile forms under the mask "I'm flattered, at this rate you should throw a party just to celebrate my come to Gensokyo!" The mercenary says in a smugsh tone to try to piss Reimu off, something that is fairly easy, but the thing is it seems like the shrine maiden is actually considering it
"Not a bad idea, there's a lot of peopel that don't know who you are because they don't read Aya's newspaper... N-Not like I can blame them." Reimu crosses her arms and close her eyes thinking "Plus, I would really use any excuse to throw a party." A smile widens on the shrine maiden's face and on Deadpool's under the mask
"Oh, I love parties! This is my first japanese party, should I wear a kimono or something like that?" He looks at Reimu following right behind her, the shrine maiden stars at the mercenary with a at the very least a curious look, if he wears a kimono at least he will have to expose his body and since he seems to have not changed clothes at all the shrine maiden is even more curious about what is hiding under the suit
"Yeah sure, we can think of something like that" Reimu says as they continue their way towards the far side of the village, there's someone there that she'd like Wade to meet, since this person knows far more about the outside world than herself
There's a crow of people reunited around someone, that someon is talking something about native gods, faith or whatever. The crowd soons notice the presence of Reimu and Deadpool, they smile at the shrine maiden and gives weird stares at the mercenary. The person on the middle of the crowd notices them too and starts to approach with a smile on her face
"Ah, Reimu! It's nice to see you" It's a girl, a little bit taller than Reimu, she has long green hair and blue eyes, the right side of her hair has a small snake wrapped around it, she is wearing a smilar outifit to Reimu, she is wearing a white zipper shirt, a blue long skirt and large deatched sleeves. And her shoes, they are different from the shoes everyone else is wearing here, it's blue shoelace shoes
"Yeah, yeah, it's nice to see you too Sanae." Reimu gives a smile towards the girl, it seems that there's a sort of "animosity" between the two, but not very serious at all "Anyhow, do you know anything about that guy?" The red and white shrine maiden points towards the mercenary
"No way!" Sanae's eyes widens as she looks towards Deadpool like she just saw some sort of living legend "Is that Spiderman?!" She asks excited with a large smile. Wade just facepalms himself, even here he can't escape the curse
"Oh, I wish." Deadpool looks at the green haired girl, curious about her unusual clothing... unusual for gensokyo that is "The name is Deadpool but you can call me Wade, and who are you?"
"I'm Sanae Kochiya, the wind priestess. It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Wade... You know it's unusual to have non-asian people here" The human god smiles happly towards the mercenary "Tell me, were are you from? Do you believe in any god?"
Deadpool looks at her confused, she sounded like one of those people that are really trying to convert you for their religion "Sorry, I have no religion, you can call me a atheist if you feel like it" The green girl's eyes widen a bit, as if she just had strumble upon a obstacle "Why do you ask anyway? I thought you would ask about the suit or anything else but my religion."
Reimu turns towards Deadpool "It's her job to gather faith to the gods of the moriya shrine. Kanako and Suwako. So in a certain she is just doing her job," Deadpool's eyes widen once again, it seems like on this land there are also gods. But he quickly recomposes himself, he interact fairly frequent with a god after all
"Weird, Thor never talked about needing to gather faith" As Deadpool mentions Thor Sanae's eyes widen in surprise, the wind priestess look at the mercenary with shock and confusion
"T-Thor?! The norse god?!" The green girl asks in surprise stuttering a bit. Reimu looks at Sanae confused, if she was from the outside world then she should have heard about the norse god running around at least on her life
"Yeah. Thor Odinson, son of Odin and brother of loki, prince of Asgard. Don't you know him?" Deadpool crosses his arms looking at the confuse Sanae, who is on her head probaly trying to make sense of the whole situation unwrapping before her very eyes
"Well... We always thought he was a fraud... I remember that Lady Kanako felt very offended when she saw Thor at the TV once. We never thought he was a actual god..." Sanae says a bit sad, probaly for have doubting the truthfulness of Thor, of a God. Something that goes agaisnt the very thing she and the rest of the moriya stands for. She doesn't know how she will do to tell Kanako and Suwako the information trought
Reimu had enough of this talk, she'd like to know more about what the hell is going on in the outside world but that is not the time "I hate to interrupt you, but you two can talk about it later." The shrine maiden turns towards the wind priestess "Sanae, would you mind if we gave a demonstration of a spellcard duel to Wade? He might need it on gensokyo to prevent... you know... mass deaths." Sanae looks at Deadpool as Reimu says that, just now noticing the katanas and pistol. Might be for the best to teach the mercenary about the basics before something horrible happens
"Alright." The villagers are all around the two shrine maidens, luckly for them the spellcard duels deal little to no collateral damage so it's safe to go watch the battles upclose. Reimu and Sanae takes their respectives gohei
Sanae is the first to strike, she points her gohei foward and behind her pink glowing papers appears, they travel to Reimu's direction, the red shrine maiden fly upwards and dodges Sanae's attack. Reimu charges a attack, a yellow square like attack, it goes right to wards the green shrine maiden's direction who dodges jumping backwards, a wave of wind forms aroudn the area carrying Sanae to the air. Sanae unleashes a energy blast in the form of a penagram rights towards Reimu who quickly protect herself forming a blue barrier
"Oh my! These two are quite flashy, I wish a had more stuff like this back home instead of the usual... Straight line energy beam" Deadpool says as he watches hte duel between the two maidens with a very excited face, under the mask that is
MIRACLE "DAYTIME GUEST STARS"
A blue star like shape forms around Sanae, and blue colored bullets starts to be shot towards Reimu, Wade's eyes widen seeing the spellcard, it's so different from the stuf that he is normally used too, so beautiful and flashy. The mercenary can't take his eyes out of the spellcard even if the tries really, really hard. When Reimu seems to surrounded by Sanae's bullets. Reimu smirks
FANTASY SEAL
All of the bullets around Reimu now vanish completely, and seven colored orbs forms around the red shirne maiden, one with each color of the rainbown, the orbs goes right towards Sanae completely destroying any bullet that stands on their way, Sanae tries to dodge but the colored orbs catches up to her. A massive explosion happens bliding everyone around. Sanae falls towards the ground with only minor damage taken
Reimu looks down at Sanae with a winning smirk "I won again." She then turns towards Wade "Did you see that? This is how you play danmaku" She looks at the mercenary who is clearly very impressed with the demonstration
"That was cool as fuck! I saw a lot of crazy stuff but never something like that!" Deadpool then turns towards Sanae who was recovering on the ground "Also, is she alright?" Reimu turns towards the defeated wind priestess
"Yeah, she will be fine. Spellcard duels are absolutely non-lethal... Most of the time" Sanae is currently standing up, cleaning herself from the dirty of the ground "Anyhow, did you got how you do spellcard duels? The main focus is on the beauty of the pattern rather than how pratically effective it is... Or else it would just be we throwing bullets at each other, wich would be pretty boring"
Wade nos his head "Alright, honestly seems far more fun than the fights I had on my world" Deadpool says, his first priority right now is learn how to fly and then learn how to shot the bullets that Reimu and Sanae just used"
"Yeah, yeah. Well this is the basic, I'll teach you more stuff later. Stay out of trouble and don't forget about the meeting with Remilia tonight." Reimu says as she begun to leave, probaly going to do shirine maiden stuff such as exterminating youkais and... Well exterminating youkais. Sanae walks towards Wade as he watches the red shirine maiden go
"Hey, do you have a meeting with Ms. Remilia tonight?" The wind priestess ask she seems to be a bit dizzy from the fall, Deadpool puts his hand on her shoulder to prevent her from falling on the ground or bump into something
"Yeah. Why do you ask?" Deadpool already know it's probaly realated to these two gods that Reimu mentioned earlier
Sanae slowy stabilizes herself on the ground after a few seconds thanks to Wade's hand "Is that, would you like to go to the moriya shrine for a short visit? Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako will be free on this morning. I'd like to introduce you to them" The wind priestess says with a small and polite smile
Deadpool would think for a moment before nodding with his head. He doesn't have nothing to do until the meeting on the Scarlet devil mansion, and meeting new people, especially gods is never a bad thing "Yeah, okay sure." Sanae looks at him really happy hearing his asnwers
"Thank you! So just follow me" Sanae starts to walk towards the edge of the village, towards the youkai mountain to be more precise. Deadpool follows her without too much thought. Just thinking about how the gods will, if they will be just like the ones he meets back at his home. Anyhow, he doesn't question Sanae too much like he did to Mokou, probaly because it wouldn't be really as fun to tease the wind priestess as it was to the hourai phoenix. Wade continues following the green haired girl curious about what is waiting for him.