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Welcome to the BP Chatroom!

Chapter 7: A Tenant Did What? (Spoilers, Blame the Brit)

Summary:

CW for a bit of swearing and Jack being Jack

The resident notes will be at the bottom

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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BikerShades61 has connected to the chat



BikerShades61:Y’all wil n0t fuking believethsi

 

Potshot31:Language, Gunmax

 

Potshot31:What will we not believe this time?

 

BikerShades61:My appartmemtn building just put upe a list of uodated commutni rules

 

BikerShades61:Tgsi dude is nuts to make syjem put up that kind of lsit

 

RoboCop10:What happened?

 

BikerShades61:Hehre I'll send y’all the kist

 

BikerShades61:* list



BikerShades61 has sent screenshot3 (Wtaf?)



Potshots31:........

 

RoboCop10:..........

 

D:A tenant did what now?

 

BikerShades61:Idk it's some Brit ghuy 



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TheKnightBus19:Gunmax, what exactly did this “Brit guy” look like?

 

RoboCop10:Do you know him, Duke?

 

TheKnightBus19:I have a hunch I might…..

 

BikerShades61:Well, he's a redheab

 

BikerShades61:Gto some blonde stbeaks?

 

BikerShades61:Green eeusb

 

BikerShades61:* eyes

 

TheKnightBus19:* facepalm*

 

TheKnightBus19:Unfortunately, I do know who that is

 

Potshots31:Friend of your's?

 

TheKnightBus19:Worse

 

BikerShades61:I just heardi someone yodeesing outside

 

BikerShades61:* yodeling

 

BikerShades61: Weird word, but aynwya s

 

TheKnightBus19:That would be my cousin Jack, Ace and Ten’s brother

 

TheKnightBus19: I'd heard he moved out of Ace’s flat, but I didn't think he was at Gunmax’s building

 

TheKnightBus19:Makes me wonder why we haven't seen him yet

 

BikerShades61:Wair wasn't hbes the guy that demped a bunch of stickers one my beike?

 

BikerShades61:* dumped, bike

 

TheKnightBus19:Yes, that would be him

 

BikerShades61:.......

 

Potshots31:Gunmax, don't

 

RoboCop10:Gunmax, don't!

 

BikerShades61:IM GINNEA FUCJENING KILLS HIM

 

TheKnightBus19:Be my guest

 

TheKnightBus19:Just makes sure you don't get evicted in the process

 

RoboCop10:No, don’t-



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RoboCop10:........

 

RoboCop10:Really, Duke?

 

TheKnightBus19:Why does the disconnected message show Jack’s name as that?......

 

TheKnightBus19:Oh, bloody hell



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Jackass22:Does anyone on here know anything about some Southern git trying to kick my fucking door down???

 

TheKnightBus19:WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!

 

Jackass22:Who do you think?

 

TheKnightBus19:Bloody Ten….

 

RoboCop10:.......

 

Potshots31:.........

 

Jackass22:Oh, shi-



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TheKnightBus19:Now, I need to have a chat with Ten…..



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RoboCop10:Well that was something I wasn’t expecting for a Friday afternoon

 

Potshots31:Agreed

Notes:

Dear Residents,
Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant, we have been forced to update our community
rules. Please find these new rules below:

1. No trash bags placed outside your door
2. No loud music after 10 p.m.
3. No yodeling at any time
4. Do not feed the squirrels nachos
5. Do not change the sign for the Fitness Center so it reads "Fatness Center"
6. Do not pull out Yu-Gi-Oh cards and threaten to send residents to "The Shadow Realm"
7. Do not climb other people's balconies while drunkenly yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN"
8. NO ZIPLINES
9. Do not place rent checks in a bear trap outside of rental office
10. Do not make rent checks out to "You Greedy Mother F***ers"
11.DO NOT YELL AT THE MOON
12. Do not enter the laundry room in a luchador mask and attempt to wrestle other residents
13. No trick-or-treating unless you are a kid and it is Halloween
14. Do not yell "Order Up!" and throw hot dogs at people as they walk past your window
15. Do not attach basketball hoops above resident doors, knock, and then "dunk on them"
when they answer

Moving forward, failure to abide by these rules will be grounds for eviction.
Thank you,
Management