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2024-10-05
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i'm just having fun (it's where i belong)

Summary:

leila: @carter WHERE ARE YOU

carter: hopped a train :)

leila: NOT FUNNY

i have no explanation for this. it's just a chatfic

Notes:

look. in every big fandom there is so much ooc content. it's only fair that i bring some into this smaller fandom <- trying to convince herself it's fine to post this
chapters won't be in chronological order most likely because i'll write and post chapters as and when inspiration strikes me
title from pink pony club by chappell roan

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: book 1 - the original trio™

Chapter Text

ridley🔭 + leila🔮 + theo🎻 

leila🔮: does anyone know where carter is? please tell me he’s not sleeping outside again

ridley🔭: isn’t there a halfway house in town? he’s probably staying there

leila🔮: i don’t think they let kids stay there by themselves

theo🎻: don’t worry! he’s staying at my house tonight

leila🔮: oh thank GOD 

ridley🔭: your parents are fine with some random kid staying with them?

leila🔮: he’s not some random kid he’s our friend :(

ridley🔭: he’s YOUR friend. i don’t trust him yet

leila🔮: ridley come on you heard what he’s been through

ridley🔭: i’m not saying i don’t believe him! he definitely seemed like he was being genuine

ridley🔭: doesn’t mean i have to become best friends with him

leila🔮: :(

ridley🔭: look when i’ve known him for more than a day i’ll consider being friends with him

ridley🔭: happy?

leila🔮: as long you don’t write him off already!

leila🔮: you have to admit he’s cool!

ridley🔭: sure

leila🔮: ok i know you were really impressed by his card tricks don’t lie

ridley🔭: they were ok

theo🎻: you definitely thought they were cool.

ridley🔭: shut up

leila🔮: >:(

ridley🔭: sorry

leila🔮: its ok

ridley🔭: i’m not going to be mean to him! i just don’t trust him 

ridley🔭: yet

leila🔮: well I think he’s trustworthy and i think you’ll end up trusting him 

theo🎻: for what it’s worth he definitely doesn’t seem like a criminal mastermind.

ridley🔭: fair enough

theo🎻: you can talk to him more tomorrow if you’re worried!

ridley🔭: i just want to make sure he’s not going go hurt either of you

leila🔮: awww ridley

ridley🔭: nevermind

theo🎻: one day leila

theo🎻: one day ridley will say something nice and not be mean directly afterwards.

ridley🔭: to you two? never

ridley🔭: anyway its getting late

leila🔮: oh whoops!

leila🔮: i’ve got to go to sleep

leila🔮: we’ll need plenty of energy to hang out with carter tomorrow!

ridley🔭: okay we get ittt

ridley🔭: goodnight!

theo🎻: goodnight from me and from carter!

leila🔮: goodnight!!

Chapter 2: post book 2 - the monkey

Summary:

the misfits find out about the monkey :]

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

the magic misfits!! 🎩✨

izzy🎙️: carter

olly🪩: leila

carter🃏: uh oh

olly🪩: so we were just in the magic shop

izzy🎙️: and neither of you were there

leila🔮: we’re at the park!

olly🪩: but do you know who was there?

izzy🎙️: WHAT was there?

theo🎻: what’s going on?

ridley🔭: what the fuck are you two talking about

izzy🎙️: well our dear riddles

ridley🔭: im going to run you over

izzy🎙️: leila and carter appear to have replaced olly

olly🪩: replaced izzy

leila🔮: thats not what it is!!

theo🎻: i am begging you two to just cut to the chase

izzy🎙️: there is a monkey

olly🪩: LOOSE in the magic shop

ridley🔭: WHAT 

theo🎻: a monkey?????

ridley🔭: WHAT THE FUCK

carter🃏: hes not loose he lives there

theo🎻: why???

leila🔮: he didn’t have a home :(

carter🃏: like us :(

ridley🔭: guilt won’t work on me

olly🪩: it works on me :(

theo🎻: where did you find this monkey??

carter🃏: around the magic shop

leila🔮: he broke into our house

 

carter🃏 + leila🔮

carter🃏: WHY would you tell them that??

leila🔮: its the truth!

 

the magic misfits!! 🃏🎩✨

ridley🔭: WHAT THE FUCK?????

theo🎻: please explain?

leila🔮: he was trying to steal from dad! 

carter🃏: he didn’t have a choice he was being forced to :(

theo🎻: your monkey is a criminal.

olly🪩: woahhh monkey heist

izzy🎙️: monkey heist

ridley🔭: you have a CRIMINAL MONKEY

carter🃏: technically he didn’t successfully steal anything

olly🪩: i think the monkey deserves a second chance!

izzy🎙️: yeah!

theo🎻: i think we can cut it some slack ridley

ridley🔭: you can’t make me feel pity for a monkey

izzy🎙️: i feel pity for the monkey :(

carter🃏: he used to be bosso’s :(

carter🃏: he’s had a really tough life

olly🪩: bosso had a monkey??

leila🔮: yes and since bosso's a bad guy we all have to be nice to his monkey

theo🎻: of course

ridley🔭: cool so no one thinks this is weird. great.

ridley🔭: i am so done with all of you

theo🎻: so you won’t be going to the magic shop anymore?

ridley🔭: ...

ridley🔭: shut up

leila🔮: ANYWAY

leila🔮: the monkey is a permanent part of vernon’s magic shop from now on

carter🃏: his name is change-o

olly🪩: wait… presto change-o??

izzy🎙️: oooooh i love that

carter🃏: :D

leila🔮: @ridley🔭 when you come to the shop tomorrow and meet him you’ll love him!!

theo🎻: ridley you have to respect the monkey

ridley🔭: fine

 

theo🎻 + ridley🔭

theo🎻: sooooo

ridley🔭: don’t you dare

theo🎻: you seemed to be getting along really well with change-o

ridley🔭: shut up

theo🎻: …

ridley🔭: ok fine i admit it he’s adorable

theo🎻: I KNEW IT

Notes:

they had to have had SOME reaction to the monkey right??

Notes:

if you thought this wasn't in character, ok 👍. i am just having fun.
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