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Clips of the island were shown, from the spacious forests where the animals resided, to the crystal-clear lake where the seagulls landed on some mines (No seagulls were harmed during this episode). All were shown as an iconic voice was narrating; that voice being none other than Chris McLean.

Chris is a short and slim man with black neck-length messy hair in a wolf cut, black dotted eyes and a five o'clock stubble. He also wears a dark-turquoise collared shirt over a white undershirt with rolled up sleeves, in addition to dark green cargo pants and white & dark-green rubber shoes.

Chris: “Yo. Welcome back, everyone! Miss me? No? Whatever! I’m happy to step on this summer camp island once again. It has been a long time since I aired the season and we’re starting yet another new season right here at Camp Wawanakwa!”

The scene proceeds to move to various areas of dangerous environments such as hungry bears, aggressive beavers, including landmines everywhere for some reason.

Chris: “This isn’t just another regular season, but this time, we have 16 victims– INDIVIDUALS from across the dimension signed up for this game and will battle each other's throat until one last standing for a chance of ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS!”

A forklift arrived at the scene carrying a million cash. The driver is revealed to be Chris’ trusty friend Chef Hatchet, who was seen wearing a purple shirt with a pinstripe necktie and beige pants.

Chris: “And just a warning. This season won’t be put on easy mode, perhaps more risk, more fun, and better rating! I could feel one of the newbies would end up wrestling against a crocodile in the future!”

Chef: “Totally.”

Chris: “As always, I’m Chris McLean!”

Chef: “And I’m Chef Hatchet.”

Chris: “And this… is… TOTAL. DRAMA. SOMETHING!”

Beat.

Chef: “Why that name in particular?”

Chris: “To be honest, Chef. I can’t think of a better name for this season instead of using ‘Island’, I hope this one will suffice. Anyway, let’s get the kick with an intro!”

INSERT INTRO

Chris and Chef are seen standing on the dock waiting for the first boat to arrive.

Chris: “Welcome back, viewers! Now, let’s meet our new set of victims-”

Chef: “Chris, it’s been the 7th time in a week you referred to our contestant as ‘victims’.”

Chris: “Fineeeeeeeeeeeee. First up: Ellis, the mechanic with a lot of fuel for love and life. He’s from Savannah, Georgia!”

The boat stopped and showed a man in early 20s. He wears blue coveralls and a yellow T-shirt with a ‘Bullshifters’ logo. He also has a blue cap.

Ellis: “Yo, what’s up, Chris!”

He got off the boat.

Chris: “Ellis, how lovely to see you here. You’re the first camper to arrive, you're gonna introduce yourself to the camera.”

The mechanic faces the camera with a grin.

Ellis: “Folks call me Ellis or El. I’m a mechanic that runs an auto shop with a couple of my buddies, we often hangout by the time we get our breaks. We’re also in a band, I play bass… though we’re not gonna bring that after the green flu has taken over. But hey, we all safely made it out.”

Chris: “And Ellis, how does it feel to be a part of this show and what got you into joining?”

Ellis: “Oh man, you kidding, where do I start from this? Hmmm, oh, I got it! This all started when me and my pals were watching a live television out of boredom, like, you know, you got cool wacky stuff and some “interesting” moments in the film. I’ve dealt with a lotta crazy things before such as dealing with zombies so facing a wild bear wouldn’t be a huge problem. I’m aiming to be the top of the world, baby!”

Chris: “I like your optimism, hat kid! Now stand on the edge of the dock while waiting until the others are on board.”

Chef: “Since you were the first one to arrive here, you’re gonna wait that long.”

Ellis: “Sure, bud, it's no problem.”

The mechanic went to the edge of the dock. The second boat arrived revealing a female highschool that has long black hair and an ahoge. She was seen to have her eyes closed.

Chris: “Otori Kaede, 3rd year student from Itan Private High School in Japan! Welcome to Total Drama! How do you feel about coming here? You seem extra cheerful, I admit.”

Kaede: “Mmm~ I’m super duper excited! I’ve never been on an island before, it’s pretty and sunny here! This will be the most fun vacation I’ve ever had. Hehe!”

Chris: “Vacation, huh? Sorry, sweetpea. This is Camp Wawanakwa.”

Kaede: “Ohh, I remember now~ but still, I hope there’s a spa around this island, hehe.”

Chris: “Girl, this isn’t a sunshine and spa day! It’s a competition . You’re gonna be here to face the toughest people you ever met. Heck, there’s also challenges, eliminations, and–who knows you might be thrown under the bus and possibly voted out? You might get heated by some real competitors.”

Kaede: “Aw, that’s alright! I like challenges, not too worried about getting under the bus, I am just happy to be here and maybe I will make new friends! Or the seagull I just found when I was on my way to this island.”

Chris: “Sure, whatever you say.”

Kaede: “So~ what do I do next?”

Chris: “Very simple, you just need to–”

The chef sneezed behind Chris. Losing focus on Kaede.

Chris: “Not. Cool. Dude.”

Chef: “Aren’t you supposed to say ‘bless you’?”

Chris: “Dude, we’re at a summer camp.”

He faced back to the girl.

Chris: “Sorry about earlier–”

Kaede somehow vanished. Chris started looking around, even investigating under the dock if she somehow fell in the water although no water splash was heard but to no avail she’s not found.

Chris: “DUDE! Where the heck did she go off to?”

Ellis: “Is that her on the cliff?”

The mechanic pointed towards the girl who’s walking towards the edge of the cliff.

Chris: “What the hell man?”

Chef: “Don’t worry, I can go fetch her!”

Chris: “Well, you better! None of them are allowed to step foot on the summer camp until the other 14 get here.”

A few minutes later, Kaede was brought back to the dock. Chef commanded Ellis to supervise the girl.

Ellis: “You’re an oddball, kid.”

Chris: “The missing girl has been resolved, here comes our third camper.”

Pan to the third boat and contestant which is a lanky, teenage male with a long neck. He wears a green V-neck shirt and brown-bell bottom pants.

Chris: “For our next camper, who has a fair share of spooky stuff . Introducing Norville ‘Shaggy’ Rogers! A member of Mystery Inc. and grew up in Coolsville.”

Shaggy carefully gets off the boat.

Chris: “Heya, Shaggy, how does it feel like to be in Total Drama? Do you think you have a shot at winning a million dollars?”

Shaggy: “Like, I dunno, man! Scoob and I thought this would be a food competition. Now you’re saying there will be danger and drama? Zoinks, man!”

Chris: “There is free food available on the courtesy of Chef. There are plenty of dangers for you.”

Shaggy: “ Free food?! Like, that’s cool man, but how dangerous is this game?”

Chris: “Hmmm, where do I begin? Oh! We have plenty of hungry carnivores in the woods and the water is infested with sharks, feel like pointing that out as well. There are more but I don’t feel like listin’ out, that’s up for you to solve the new mystery. Can you handle this game?”

Shaggy: “I’ve run away from ghosts before this couldn’t get bad, right? Haha, but that’s up to my gang to solve a mystery, like, I’m just here for snacks and to stay away from drama.”

Chris: “What a bold strategy, bottomless stomach! You would be the kind of a guy to watch everything unfold with popcorn in hand. Now join these two.”

Shaggy joined Kaede and Ellis. The lanky man noticed the mechanic holding the student’s hand.

Ellis: “Hey, I’m just supervising the gal in case she’s running away again.”

The teenager decided to not press a question since he already got an answer.

Chef: “Mhm, bring in our 4th camper.”

The fourth boat arrived, again it’s another female highschooler but the notable difference is that she has an olive green colored neat bob-cut hair that has a two leaf-like ahoge on the top of it. Her bangs are slightly even and parted in the middle, that gently curves to frame her forehead and blend right with the rest of her hair.

Chris: “Meme Bashame, a first year student of Hino Minami High School and is a member of Deer Club.”

Chef: “Deer Club…?”

The student got off the boat.

Chris: “So, Bashame, now that you’re officially on the island and are competing a Total Drama season, how do you fare?”

Bashame: “Who… are you again?”

Chris: “Chris McLean. You’re in Camp Wawanakwa, competing in Total Drama Island or Something.”

Bashame: “Oh, I thought there would be free food.”

Chris: “Free food?? Again?? Lady, you GOT to learn it’s a game competition show! Lots of challenges, risks, alliances, backstabs, and more you name it!”

Bashame: “That… sounds tiring, if I can nap between the challenges, it’s cool. Wake me up if I win something, okay?”

Chris: “Dude, you’re telling me, your whole endgame plan was to nap? You can’t win anything by being a lazy sack of bags.”

Bashame: “Less work, less problem… heh… do you have any rice available?”

Chris: “That’s up for you to find out, right, Chef?”

Chef: “Mhm.”

Bashame: “Yippee, that works!”

Bashame trailed to the edge of the dock.

Shaggy: “Hey, you like food too? I’m Shaggy Rogers.”

Bashame: “I like rice the most. I could never stop eating them.”

Shaggy: “Rice? That's a bit weird, do you eat anything else besides that?”

Bashame: “...”

THUD.

Chef and Chris turned around to see the newly introduced newbie sounding asleep on the dock floor.

Ellis: “Holy shit, she’s dropped dead!”

Chef: “No, you maggot. She just fell asleep.”

Chris: “You guys try to keep her awake, can’t see other people treating her as a joke.”

Chef: “We’ll be showing our next contestant.”

The next boat reveals an inanimate living object which is presumably a white pen with a blue cap.

Chef: “What in God’s name–”

The ballpoint pen hopped off the boat.

Chris: “Pen from Goiky Island, was a Battle for Dream Island contestant. How’re you doing, buddy?”

Pen: “Oh, hey, Chris! I’m here because I love challenges. Plus, I heard there’s a big prize.”

Chris: “Indeed, a big prize is waiting for you… if you manage to outlive the other 15. Can you do that?”

Pen: “Not sure, but I’m confident enough! Was in a tough competition some years ago but I was never in a good spot. I could finally have my chance to write a new chapter of myself and start making some friends here to make sure no one will vote me out.”

Chris: “Love your big energy, Pen! Please, go over there and meet your opponents.”

Pen walked to them, everyone was just weirded out by Pen’s appearance like they’ve never seen a living object with limbs (which is fair).

Pen: “Uhh, what’s wrong?”

Kaede: “Ooo~ what a fascinating alien, never seen one like this before.”

Shaggy: “A- alien can transform into an object?!”

Pen: “I don’t know any of the aliens, I don’t look like the type of objects to harm you.”

Ellis: “Sorry, if we looked at you in a wrong way.”

Pen: “Eh, it’s alright, I’ll get used to it.”

Chef: “Enough talk! Here’s our next contestant.”

The next boat arrived to reveal a young woman with shoulder length light pink hair and pink and blue eyes. She wears a white top with gold buttons that clips to a black choker, as well as a loose pink and blue overcoat. She also wears a blue and white pleated skirt with a black vest around her waist, her camera attached at the hip, as well as black and blue boots and an archery glove on her right hand.

The young girl hopped off the boat, snapping a picture of everything around her until Chris did a fake cough to gain her attention.

???: “Sorry! I was too excited.”

Chris: “From the Astral Express. Welcome– uhh, what was your name again? I forgot.”

March: “March 7th!”

Silence.

Chris: “Wait, that’s your name? Like, just a date?”

March: “That’s me! Nice to meet you, Chris McLean!”

Chris: “Okay, but like, not to get personal, why’s that your actual name? Are your parents attached to the calendar or something?”

March: “I couldn’t remember everything, like my name or my past at all, so I decided to name myself after the date where I was found by Astral Express.”

Chris: “You happen to not remember your past? And you just accepted the fate to name yourself after a date?”

March: “I mean why not! It’s fun, I think it stands me out. Everyone remembers March 7th, it’s like having your own holiday. Besides, what day is it today?”

Chef: “I’m pretty sure dates don’t matter after we got multiverse stuff here.”

Chris: “Aha, anyway, what brings you into Total Drama?”

March: “Oh right!! It’s full of adventure, drama, and friendship, you name it! I need some cool pictures for my own collection. Heard there’s some crazy stuff on the island and I can’t wait to take all the pictures of it.”

Chris: “You have to know this isn’t just an ordinary photography trip, you gotta be careful around the campers, who knows they might backstab you or something.”

March: “Oh no, that definitely won’t happen. If someone dares to do a sneaky thing, I’ll make sure to capture them red-handed and they can say bye-bye to this island!”

Chris: “Part contestant, part paparazzi, I like that combination. Join the rest over there.”

March happily walked towards the campers.

Chris: “Alright, next up will be someone special… because they’re from the 15th century!”

The next boat arrived and it’s a tall, stocky man with fair skin, short dark brown hair, blue eyes, and a scar over his right eye, as well as a shadow of a beard on his face. He normally wears a long sheep's wool coat and under it he wears a black and gray uniform with yellow details with the family crest symbol.

Chris: “Next up is someone who’s no stranger to monster hunting. Trevor Belmont, from the Belmont clan whose life is dedicated to vanquishing all the creatures of darkness and vampires generally.”

The vampire slayer stepped off the boat and the first thing he paid his attention to was a bright light from the camera lens. Trying to figure out what kind of sorcery brings him here.

Trevor: “Strange clothing.”

Chris: “I know, right? I can’t blame ya since you’re from the middle age.”

Trevor: “Middle age?”

Chris: “Okay, okay, no more questions. What brings a Belmont from the 15h century into Total Drama?”

Trevor: “Let’s get this over with. I was dared to join by a smug, pointy-eyed vampire bastard child. Said he needed a laugh… Here I am. Never thought he would bring me to this strange world.”

Chris: “Joining the show over a dare and from Alucard, the son of Dracula himself? How intriguing.”

Trevor: “Huff, intriguing you can call that, I don’t care. He said I couldn’t handle “modern human nonsense.” He’s going to owe me a drink for putting me in whatever this is. I’m going to prove this vampire Jesus wrong.”

Chris: “Just so you know, there won’t be any night creatures to slain beside some aggressive animals.”

Trevor: “Oh, I am fully aware, what’s next.”

Chris: “Meet your new modern friends over there.”

Trevor approached the campers and some of them reacted to his… unquestionable hygiene.

Pen: “Urgh, what is that smell??”

Ellis: “Dude’s a walking booze, do you take a shower?”

Trevor: “Do you ?”

Ellis recalled the event during his zombie days where he just focused on survival and never took a shower ever until he was evacuated with the rest of his group.

Ellis: “Yup.”

March looked at the family crest on Trevor’s shirt.

March: “Hey, Mister, what’s that on your chest?”

Trevor: “My shirt.”

Pen: “Is that a chain?”

Trevor: “Are you done questioning me?”

Before they question him more, the next boat arrives to reveal, unsurprisingly, another female highschooler, she has long dark purple hair with two braids behind her, she apparently has a long skirt compared to other girl uniforms.

Chris: “Toko Fukawa, a student from Hope’s Peak Academy and the author of the best selling novels.”

Toko: “D- don’t introduce me like that! Y- you’re making me sound pathetic already! I’m not here to socialize or anything, d- don’t think about it.”

Chris: “Ugh, my fault. What brings you to Total Drama? Is it by your choice alone because how fun this show is?”

Toko: “N- no! I didn’t choose to come here on my own. My Master forced me to join.”

Chef: “Your… master? ”

Chris: “Ohh, I think it’s the affluent progeny guy. Very funny for him to tell you to join Total Drama out of everyone.”

Toko: “It- it’s none of your business! My Master has nothing to do with it, I was just following his order!”

Chris and Chef eyed at each other before breaking the silence.

Chef: “I’m pretty sure that the heir kid told you to join this game just so you can’t bother him for a while since you would be away from Japan.”

Chris: “I call it a genius strategy for that guy to be honest.”

Toko: “Sh- shut up! I- I’m going to prove to my Master that I’m capable of winning this!”

Chris: “Suit yourself, bookworm. Join the others.”

Toko hurriedly moved to the edge of the dock.

Shaggy: “Uh, hello, I’m Shaggy-”

Toko: “D- don’t! Save your introduction, I- I know you’re here to make f- fun of me!”

March: “But he didn’t do anything wrong!”

Toko: “S- stupid meddling… kids!”

Trevor: “You know, kiddo. If you’re gonna act like that everyday, you will be voted out in no time.”

Toko: “T- then I will just stay away from all of you, including d- drama! T- that way, nobody can vote me out.”

She’s now distancing herself from the rest of the campers.

Chef: “Man, this chick got a problem.”

Chris: “I knowww right? But, there’s an interesting part about her, you just don’t know it yet.”

Chef: “Care to tell me?”

Chris: “No way, man! That will ruin the surprise. We're halfway through the campers now, here’s our 9th camper.”

The next camper arrived and gently got off the boat. He wears a HEV suit and glasses, whilst carrying a crowbar for some reason.

Chris: “Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine! Here’s the man who survived alien invasion, government conspiracies, and who-knows-what-else! Give a round of applause to our Gordon Freeman!”

The physicist waved at Chris and Chef.

Chris: “Gordon Freeman, what made you decide to join Total Drama?”

Silence. Gordon doesn’t flinch slightly, giving some spook to Chris.

Chris: “Hey, dude, you know that, people talk when they’re being interviewed right? It’s not like we’re at the interrogation room to discuss your crime.”

Gordon raised his eyebrow.

Chris: “C’mon dude, any thoughts at all?”

More silence.

Chef: “I think we hired a mime or something, Chris.”

Chris: “That can’t be right, dude.”

He flipped through his cue cards until he saw the Gordon Freeman page. Realizing what it is, he slapped his forehead.

Chris: “OOH! I almost forgot you’re the mute protagonist.”

The physicist nodded at his response.

Chris: “Anyway, what are you gonna do with that crowbar? Do you think it’s going to help you during the challenges?”

Silence.

Chris: “Swing your crowbar to your left if you think your crowbar will carry you, do a right swing if you think the crowbar does nothing but just a part of your charm.”

He swung his crowbar in left.

Chris: “I see, we’ll let your actions do the talking here on Total Drama. Head over there and meet your new friends.”

Gordon glanced at the campers before joining them. He stood between March and Bashame who’s awake.

March: “Hiiii! Nice to meet you… Mr…”

Gordon: “...”

March: “Oh, right, you’re a mute. I’m very sorry.”

Gordon patted her shoulder assuring it’s fine. The scene pans to the next boat carrying a young woman with an orange dress, vivid blue eyes, round, plump cheeks, orange or rose lipstick, and medium-length hair varying from titian to orange that goes down to her shoulders and flips upward.

She hopped off the boat and waved at the camera in a cheerful manner.

Chris: “We’ve got a royalty on the house! Princess Daisy, the Princess of Sarasaland. What brings a princess to Total Drama? Do you think you can handle your pretty dress getting dirty?”

Daisy: “Oh, come on, Chris! I might be a princess, but what matters is that a good challenge is involved, and I’m here to show everyone that I’m tough enough to win this thing!”

Chris: “Oho, so you don’t care about your appearance at all. Just some challenges? But, you know this isn’t just tennis or kart racing, we got a wild bunch of risky challenges.”

Daisy: “Are you kidding? I grew up dodging fireballs and stomping Goombas. The more risky challenges, the more fun I have in Total Drama!”

Chris: “Yoo, I like the attitude, join them and wait until the other six are here.”

The princess joined the nine (Toko is still a distance away) camper.

Pen: “My feet are killing me.”

Trevor: “What kind of moron doesn’t know what sitting is?”

The next boat arrives, an anthropomorphic gray hare hopped off the boat and is munching a carrot with a signature smirk.

Chris: “Bugs Bunny from… I actually don’t know where you’re from, but welcome to Total Drama!”

Bugs: “What’s up, Doc? So this is the famous Total Drama, huh? Looks like a nice place for a little vacation.”

Chris: “Vacation, huh? This isn’t a fun vacation–”

Bugs: “Yeah, yeah, I heard! Drama, backstab, alliance, etc. Another Tuesday for me. I’ve been outsmarting hunters, aliens, monsters, you name it, but Total Drama? Sounds like a piece of carrot cake, eh?”

Chris: “Alright, so what’s your big plan? Outwit everyone or just join for chaos and fun.”

Bugs: “I can do both, doc. Got a knack of making friends and trolling with ‘em when I got a chance. Keeping it interesting.”

Chris: “Gotta admit, rabbit. You are sounding like a natural fit for Total Drama. Please, head over there.”

The hare joined the rest. The next boat stopped at the dock which carries a female demon, she has fair skin, red, baggy eyes, and white hair, styled into a messy bob with a pair of short black horns peeking out of her hair. She also wears a red button-up shirt and a black pencil skirt over a set of black pantyhose.

Chris: “From the underworld, introducing Malina, the Sour Demon!”

Malina: “Wow, thanks for the cool intro. Really made me special.”

The demon walked off the boat and is holding a gaming console, not setting her eyes to Chris.

Chris: “So, Malina? What got you into Total Drama?”

Silence.

Chris: “Dang, another silent treatment, huh. Chef, do your thing.”

Chef picked up her gaming console, she’s now losing her cool.

Malina: “What the hell was that for?! Give it back!”

Chris: “ You signed up for this game, ain’t got no time for you to do a side task.”

Malina: “Huff, fine, I’ll start answering your question.”

Chris: “Happy to oblige, demon lady! What got you into Total Drama?”

Malina: “I just need an excuse to stay away from the underworld. Every single day, I get a pointless task to maintain hell.”

Chris: “Do you ever have free time? And what do you even do?”

Malina: “What do you think?”

He took some time to process to realize it’s about gaming.

Chris: “We’ll cut this short, go join the rest.”

Malina: “Good, stay out of my way.”

The demon snagged her console from Chef’s hand before heading towards the edge.

Chef: “Ow, that grip was strong.”

Chris: “Never mess with a demon, especially if they’re in a suit and look more attractive. Might be our most awkward moment.”

Trevor: “She reeks of trouble. Probably some night creature in disguise.”

He said this to no one ever.

Malina: “Yeah, uh-huh, whatever helps you sleep at night…”

Trevor: “Ugh. Don’t play coy with me, you can pretend to be an innocent satanic spawn then later you will summon those hordes of hellspawn.”

Malina: “Me? Summoning the hordes? PUH-lease, I can’t even stand my colleagues in Hell. Always busy blabbering about pancakes, fallen angels, every Cerberus shit, etc. You reek of booze.”

Trevor: “Ironic coming from you since I can also smell the reek of booze from you.”

Malina: “I have a good reason to drink vodka, now kindly shut up or I’ll slit your throat.”

Ellis: “OKAY, OKAY, stop fighting please.”

The vampire slayer and the sour demon shut up.

Chris: “Interesting dynamic already. I hope you guys enjoy your next contestant. He’s got a knack for big plans and eventually crashes.”

Pans to the next boat carrying a stick figure wearing a red headset and a pair of blue shoes. Once the boat reached its destination, the stick figure hopped off.

Chris: “Say, welcome Charles Calvin! A military pilot serving for the Government.”

Charles: “Super excited to be here. Man, this is gonna be awesome.”

Chris: “Charles, you’re known for your… uh, bold strategies, I think. How do you think you will perform in Total Drama? Perhaps the… same bold strategy?”

Charles: “Mhm, totally! I’m all coming up with crazy ideas, although it mostly doesn't work but hey, at least it’s fun .”

Chris: “Part of me thinks you missed your beloved chopper.”

Charles: “I mean, yeah, I do miss him. I decided to give piloting a rest. The military pilot has a new duty to finish now which is winning a million dollars. Just, uhh, point me to the challenge and I’ll crash through it!””

Chris: “I’m not even sure if ‘Crash’ was the right word for this scenario.”

Charles: “It’s just a different way of landing, right?”

Chris: “I guess. If you’re done talking about crashes and stuff, feel free to join the group over there.”

The stickman nodded and headed towards the group. Next boat arrived which carries a tall female robot with yellow glowing visors and silver twin pigtails.

Chris: “Give it up to our Murder Drone, whose task was to disassemble these rebellious worker drones. Serial Designation J, a lethal workaholic for JcJenson!”

J: “Oh, please, just call me J. “Serial Designation” makes it sound like I’m here for a boring killing.”

Chris: “Okay, J. What made you want to join Total Drama? Are you feeling excited?”

J: “Very excited… by “excited” I mean to crush my competitors! I’m going to prove to myself that the highest asset value of JcJenson can’t be messed with.”

Chris: “Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~ are you gonna plan to make an alliance or something?”

J: “Eh sure, I’ll “get along” with someone if they’re proven to be useful.”

Chef: “Hey, wait a second, how are you not overheating?”

Chris: “He’s got a good point, heard you disassemble drones that need oil to cool yourself from hot flaming burning in your body… Now that I think about it, you’re literally just a vampire but a machine.”

J: “Such detail won’t be given away, it’s confidential from JcJenson agenda.”

Chris: “Whatever, now go over there.”

The drone joined the rest.

Chris: “We’re left with two more contestants, introducing our penultimate camper who’s a YouTube legend known for his hilarious gaming videos, crazy stunts, and generally just a guy who doesn't give a damn about everything, Vanossgaming!”

Pan to the next boat carrying a man wearing an owl mask with his signature logo on his shirt. The man hopped off once it reached its destination.

Chris: “Vanoss, welcome aboard. What made you decide to step off from gaming and join Total Drama?”

Vanoss: “Honestly? I think it sounds fun. If I could handle everything in GTA V with my friends then this should be a breeze.”

Chris: “Dunno about that, gamer. This isn’t just a prank or explosions, you’re in a real competition game, drama, alliance, betrayal, you name it.”

Vanoss: “Betrayal, huh. I’ve done plenty of that with my friends when we’re playing something.”

Chris: “And… you guys still got along after everything?”

Vanoss: “C’mon man, we were just having fun. I might as well troll people here to make the season’s worth watching. Cue the epic montage, haha!”

Chris: “Well said, Vanoss. You may join them.”

Vanoss slid towards the group.

Chris: “Ah, finally, we have our last contestant. Getting really tired standing all day in broad sunlight.”

Pan to the last boat containing a young girl wearing a pink shirt, a pink beanie, and jeans. She wears round glasses.

Chris: “Welcome, Meg Griffin from Quahog. You’re the last contestant to set foot on this summer camp. How do you feel about joining Total Drama?”

Meg: “Uh… haha, yeah, this is cool. I guess.”

Chris: “‘I guess’? Come on, Meg! You’re on Total Drama. It’s the time for you to finally shine, make friends or win a big prize.”

Meg: “Well, my family signed me up for this game without telling me. They said it would be “good exposure” or whatever, at least it’s better than being ignored at home… again.”

Chris: “Oof, that’s a first. I almost feel sorry for you. But hey, this is a fresh start! You have a chance to make your new friend or something.”

Meg: “Uh-huh, I’m sure everyone will treat me differently here. Getting made fun of on national TV? Not the first time.”

Chris: “You never know, Meg. You’ll be able to show the audiences what you’re capable of. It’s time to meet all of your new friends over there.”

Meg: “Yeah… sure…”

Meg joined the contestants.

Chef: “Looks like that’s everyone.”

Chris: “With Meg standing right here. That’s officially everyone!”

Ellis: “About time, baby!”

March: “I can’t wait!”

Toko: “W- whatever.”

Pen: “Heck yeah!”

Charles: “Oh boy, it’s showtime.”

J: “Quite a small group today.”

Kaede: “Yay! I’m excited, when are we starting our first challenge~”

Chris: “Not yet! We’re giving you guys a tour around this island before that.”

Shaggy: “Hey, where do we have our mealtime?”

Chris: “Obviously a cafeteria.”

Bashame: “Where do we sleep?”

Chris: “Just… follow me.”

Chris and Chef led them to various areas such as cabins, cafeteria, dirty restroom, or just scary stuff generally. They finally made their way to the campfire elimination after a good 30-minute of an island tour.

Meg: “Holy fuck, the bathroom smell’s so awful here.”

Trevor: “Please, I’ve smelt worse than this.”

Bugs: “Eh, what’s this for, doc?”

Chris: “Good question, this is the place where the loser has to attend, cast a vote, and have someone sent home.”

Daisy: “Is that everything? I wanna do the challenges now.”

Chris: “Slow down there, princess. We got one more thing to do. Chef, if you please.”

Chef carried a sack and walked toward each contestant.

Malina: “What the hell is this?”

Chris: “Each one of you must pick up a rock inside this bag to determine which team you will be joining. Once you get a rock, you have to keep your hand close and wait until I tell you to release it. Chef, you may do your thing.”

Chef: “Aye.”

Chef goes around and each contestant picks their rock until the bag runs out. He goes back to Chris once it’s over.

Chris: “You may begin to reveal your rock!”

The contestants opened their hands and noticed a two color variant of rock consisting a color of red and green.

Chris: “For anyone who gets a red rock, stand to your left. Whoever gets the green one, stands to your right.”

Everyone obliged Chris’ request and went to their own spot respectively.

Chris: “Shaggy, Meg, Gordon, Bashame, Ellis, March, Bugs, and Toko got a red rock, then Trevor, J, Pen, Malina, Charles, Kaede, Vanoss, and Daisy got a green rock. Now, Chef, bring those banners.”

Pen: “Ohh, so it’s a team.”

Chef handed a red banner to Gordon, and the green banner to Trevor.

Chris: “Shaggy, Meg, Gordon, Bashame, Ellis, March, Bugs, and Toko! You will be The Slithering Pythons.”

Gordon unrolled the banner revealing a red python logo.

Bashame: “Woah, wish it was a deer.”

March: “This is great!”

Bugs: “Python, eh? Woulda prefer snakes.”

Toko: “T- those are the same thing!”

Shaggy: “They’re not?”

Chris: “Trevor, J, Pen, Malina, Charles, Kaede, Vanoss, and Daisy! You are going to be The Chomping Gators.”

Trevor unrolled the banner to reveal the green logo of alligator.

Trevor: “What the shit is this?”

Daisy: “It’s a drawing of an alligator, duh.”

Trevor: “Never seen one in my life.”

Vanoss: “Is it just me or the logo looks like any other jaw but alligator.”

J: “You’re probably high.”

Chris: “What a big happy family, 2 teams of 8. Fun and simple! Before I let you all go, I need to take a group photo, get to your position and say CHEESE!”

They took a good minute to properly position themselves and make sure every face of the contestants will be captured. Including Chris who hogged the center. Chef snapped the camera.

Chris: “Not bad for a first shot, but I don’t like retaking more so you–”

March: “CHRIS, use my camera, I need it for my own collection!”

Chris: “Ugh, FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, hand me your cam.”

They did it.

Chris: “Okay, everyone, go to your respective cabin and be ready in 30 minutes for the challenge. Any questions?”

Plenty of the campers raised their hands.

Chris: “No? Good! Enjoy your stay, campers, don’t actually do stupid things before the challenge.”

Just as they’re about to take off.

Chris: “OH, HOLD ON! Check out the confessional booth over there. That’s where you can magically appear inside the booth and let out your ‘darkest secret’ although it’s being filmed to the public.”

(CONFESSIONAL) CHARLES:

“Well, it appears my team is… very special. There’s a living ballpoint pen, a murder robot, and finally, a demon from the underworld. Say, I wonder how that robot lady was able to stand still with those pointy feet?”

(CONFESSIONAL) PEN:

“I only joined this game because of the huge debt I’m dealing with. Well, uhm, actually, a million won’t solve it since it’s 48 trevigintillion dollars, but I will still find my way to pay off that debt once I win this season!”

(CONFESSIONAL) SHAGGY:

“Zoinks, dude. I got some bad vibes just by looking at my teammates.”

(CONFESSIONAL) TOKO:

“M- Master! I hope you’re watching this show, and w- we can finally be together once I win the million dollars!”

Anyway, the confessional ended, everyone made their way to their own respective cabins. Each cabin is separated by two genders, the room is fairly small and only has 2 bunk beds to sleep in. The scene pans to the Slithering Python group.

Ellis placed his luggage on the wooden floor, feeling excited.

Ellis: “Oho, just like the summer days when me and my buddies went on a camping trip.”

Shaggy: “Most of the trip I had, like, never ends well… haha…”

Bugs: “Eh, what’s bugging you, doc? Scared of the flaming hot campfire or falling into the river?”

Shaggy: “Nah, just some ghost in general.”

Ellis: “Oh, that reminds me during that same summer days, me and my buddies thought it would be hilarious to set up a campground inside the cave and we started a bet on who–”

A crowbar clank was heard and it was Gordon. The mechanic turned back.

Ellis: “Shoot man, forgot you were here bunking with us, I’m Ellis or El. You can use any. Your suit intrigues me man, what company do you work for.”

Silence. Gordon just did a blank stare at the mechanic.

Ellis: “I guess it’s something we shouldn’t mention about?”

Shaggy: “But isn’t the suit a little… too heavy for you to walk around?”

Gordon shook his head as if he’s trying to tell them his suit has a function.

Bugs: “Mhmmm, Gordon Freeman, huh. We should start introducing ourselves, okay? I’m Bugs Bunny.”

Shaggy: “Like, I’m Shaggy, I mostly just eat a ton of food with Scoob, man. I’m a part of Mystery Inc.”

Bugs: “I heard of that, that’s where you and your gang do some paranormal investigation innit?”

Shaggy: “Yeah man, but like, I’m often being chased around everyday and we’re usually a live bait for the ghost. What about you?”

Bugs: “I spend my time messing with anyone who thinks they’re smarter than me. So far, this joint’s been quiet for my taste.”

He said this as he chewed on his new carrot.

Shaggy: “Does your carrot even run out? Like, where did that come from?”

The bunny just shrugged.

Ellis: “You’re like Zee. Except he’s kind of weirdo and an overall friendly guy who pops an orange soda and nobody even knows how it got there.”

(CONFESSIONAL) ELLIS:

“When me and my buddy Keith watched Zee, who’s our favorite in the Reboot season. We couldn’t stop laughing when Zee was screaming for his life after getting launched and hallucinated. But what intrigued us was the part where he told Julia to drop some weights to fall slower. We thought we’d give it a try. Fast forward a week—we finished building a literal working catapult. Keith volunteered to become a test dummy and launched himself for real… let’s just say it didn’t end well, but was it funny? Absolutely!”

Shaggy: “I wish I could know more about Freeman but like, he couldn’t speak.”

Ellis: “Oh, don’t let his inability to speak fool ya, dude! He’s a total badass, I mean– have you seen him wreck an alien without anything but a crowbar?”

Gordon gave him a glare that probably means he doesn’t need attention.

Ellis: “Sorry.”

Bugs: “I heard you were a zombie apocalypse survivor, eh? Do you have any stories about it?”

Shaggy: gulp “Z- zombies?!”

Ellis: “Hell yea, that one time Coach and I–”

Shaggy: “Erm, no more man, sitting on this island is already stressful enough. Imagine if it's haunted as well.”

Bugs: “Relax, stretch. If any ghosts show up, I’ll handle ‘em! They can’t outwit a bunny like me. It never ends well for them.”

Ellis: “Hey, mecha suit guy! You can freely join me to bunk with me, I’ll take the top bunk unless you want it.”

Gordon doesn’t want to take the top one so he’s taking the bottom bunk. He slid his crowbar under the bed.

Ellis: “Oh okay, it’s settled then.”

Shaggy: “I guess that just leaves me and you. You’re not the first talking animal I’ve met.”

Bugs: “And this isn’t the first time I’ve seen a human. I’m willing to hop on to the top bunk.”

Shaggy: “Right, you take that.”

As the boys settle their bed, the next scene pans to the girls' side.

Bashame: “Oh yay, a bed!”

She took the top bunk, leaving Toko to take the top one. March and Meg decided that Meg will use the other top bunk while March uses the bottom bunk. March whipped out her camera and started taking pictures of their room.

Toko: “W- what are you capturing for?! T- this isn’t a fashion model, l- leave me alone!”

March: “Sorry! Hey! What’s your name again? Toko, right? It sounds pretty!”

Toko: “P- pretty?! Are you mocking me?? P- people don’t say things like that… without ulterior motives!”

March: “No motives! I just like making people smile.”

Bashame: “Mmm, that’s cute. I hope there’s rice after I wake up.”

Meg: “You’re not supposed to be sleeping, the challenge is in 30 minutes…”

March: “25 minutes actually.”

Toko: “Why did I get stuck with you people? It’s already unbearable…”

Deciding to not press the novelist and a sleepyhead further, March turned to Meg.

March: “So, you’re Meg Griffin, right? I’m March 7th!”

Meg: “Hello to you–wait, that’s your actual name? Like a full date?”

March: “I get that reaction a lot, it involves memory loss and I know nothing about my past.”

Meg: “I guess that’s cool, your name origin has an interesting backstory. Mine’s just Meg.”

March: “But Meg sounds cooler, who goes around and nickname themselves ‘Chef’?”

Meanwhile in the cafeteria, Chef was chopping an onion.

Chef: “I feel like I’m being insulted.”

Back to the girl's side of Python’s cabin.

Meg: “Uhhh, thanks? I don’t know what to say.”

March: “It’s okay! You don’t need to. I’m gonna head outside and snap more pictures, you joining?”

Meg: “I’ll… pass.”

March frowned at her response but shrugged it off and headed out.

(CONFESSIONAL) MEG:

“This is the first time someone has been nice to me… and it came from the cheerful girl who’s name is after a date.”

Cut to the Chomping Gators cabin, boy’s side. Trevor has taken the bottom bunk although confused ‘cause he has never seen a bunk bed in his life. Charles has taken the top, so it’s up to Vanoss and Pen battling out on who gets the other top bunk.

Pen: “We need to solve this crisis, man. One of us is definitely taking the top bunk.”

Vanoss: “Yeah, buddy, how do you plan to decide our fate to be the king of the bed?”

Charles: “Uh, you know, a simple Rock-paper-scissors game?”

Vanoss: “OHHH, I guess that works.”

Pen: “Okay, rock-paper-scissors!”

Vanoss and Pen both showed scissors.

Vanoss: “Okay, try again.”

Vanoss showed a paper and Pen showed a scissor again.

Pen: “Yup, I’m the top of the bunk! Woo!”

Charles: “Hey, uh, Trevor… something’s up with your mind?”

Trevor: “How do I even say this? A living… what? Some kind of monster with a blue zucchetto? Charles is… is he even a human or a night creature? Then this man with an owl mask.”

Vanoss: “Ouch. I have a name, dude. I’m Vanoss.”

Pen: “How kind of you to assume I’m a monster, I’m Pen!”

Charles: “Guys, relax, he’s from the 15th century!”

Trevor: “Hey, I guess. Trevor Belmont’s my name.”

Charles: “And I’m the last one to introduce myself, I’m Charles.”

Vanoss: “Heard you work for the Government, what was the mission like?”

Charles: “It’s… complicated I must admit. Our biggest mission involves a huge crime syndicate called Toppat Clan. Every member wears a top hat or they just get kicked out. I got these cool allies named Henry Stickmin and Ellie Rose. These two were escaped convicts but they managed to get a pardon once they worked for us. Most of our plans involve crashing my helicopter, although those came to my mind first.”

Pen: “You guys are a triple threat.”

Vanoss: “You’re the kinda guy who commits a kamikaze for the memes? Respect.”

Charles: “If it works, it works.”

Pen: “Do you think we’ll have challenges with teamwork? I’m great at teamwork!”

Vanoss: “Hey, Pen. How do you exactly handle a problem? Do you just… draw your way out?”

Silence.

Trevor: “That’s a pen? I swear it’s only a quill with an ink on the tip.”

Pen: “You’ll get used to modern stuff later.”

Cut to the girls side of Gators’ cabin.

Daisy: “ALRIGHTTT team! Who’s ready to wreck this competition? We got: brawn, brains, and… a robot.”

J: “I prefer the term Drone but whatever works.”

Daisy: “Cool, that sounds better, I’m Daisy!”

Kaede: “Okaaaay~ good to know, toastyyyy!”

J: “Not that one.”

Kaede: “Oooooh. Anyways, nice to meet all of youuuu~ I’m Otori Kaedeee! This group is already uniqueeeee! There’s a princess, toasty, and a… cosplayeeeer! I hope we can be friends.”

Malina: “Uh-huh.”

J: “I thought you would stop calling me that.”

Kaede: “Never said anything about stoppingggggggg~ plus, it sounds far more cuterrrr~”

The princess glanced at Malina who’s busy playing her game on the top of the bunk.

Daisy: “And what about you?”

Malina: “...Malina. Nice seeing you, I guess. Are we done?”

Daisy: “Erm, no! I want to see what games you’re playing.”

Malina: “A military turn based strategy game, would be nice if you just… leave me alone and do my own thing.”

Daisy: “Aw ok. Hey, Kaede–”

Kaede somehow vanished. Again.

Daisy: “WHERE DID SHE GO?!?!?!”

Malina: “I witnessed her heading out. Probably collecting ants or hiding corpses.”

J: “Hiding corpses seems very unlikely for her.”

Malina: “Just a suggestion.”

Daisy: “I’m retrieving her, then! I can’t have her walk off a cliff or something.”

The princess bolted out to find the missing student, leaving the drone and the demon in the room. Malina broke the silence although she still focused on her console.

Malina: “So… who are you again? Didn’t catch your name earlier.”

J: “Serial Designation J, or just J in general.”

Malina: “Wow… J? That’s it? That name sounds even dumber than the girl who has a date as her name… March 7th.”

J: “Excuse me?”

Malina: “What? I was just stating facts.”

J: “Alright, you asked for it, raspberry. Didn’t take you as a name expert. ‘J’ is pretty short and gets straight to the point, and is mysterious.”

Malina: “Mysterious? Please, it’s just a single letter.”

J: “Oh, then what about your name? Malina sounds like someone who has to go around acting like you’re ‘too cool for everyone.’ Believing they’re tough because of the video games.”

Before Malina's vein started to burst; the loudspeaker rang.

Chris: “Attention campers! Please report to the open field, the challenge is in 5 minutes.”

Trevor: “Shit. Was that a night creature lurking nearby?”

Charles: “No, it’s a loudspeaker, Trevor.”

Beat.

Charles: “Oh yeah, you're the dude from the Middle ages.”

(CONFESSIONAL) TREVOR:

“I still don’t know what the fuck ‘Middle Age’ year means. And for the record, I’m two damn decades away from turning 40.”

They all gathered at an open field only to not see Chris or Chef around.

Malina: “Great, he just pranked us.”

Toko: “A- all this travelling was for nothing… ugh…”

Pen: “Guys, chill! I think Chris’ taking some sweet time to arrive.”

Bashame: “Aw man, no mealtime?”

More people start murmuring whether it’s a prank or just a setup from Chris until Shaggy starts to feel funny as if something hit him.

Shaggy: “Um, guys, do you feel like… sleepy ?”

Bashama: “Mhmmm~”

Meg: “What’s up with you?”

Shaggy: “Oh, dude, like, I’m gonna~”

Shaggy dropped to the ground sounding asleep. There’s a tranquilizer dart connected to his neck.

Vanoss: “Oh, that’s a tranquilizer dart–”

Everyone else got tranquilized except Bashame but she was already asleep before it hit her.

Timeskip to Gordon point of view who woke up in the middle of the woods. He groggily rubbed his eyes and stood up. Wondered how he ended up in the woods until he remembered he was put into sleep mode, presumably by Chris.

Gordon: “...”

The loudspeaker rang once again.

Chris: “Rise and shine, campers! Rise and shine… or wake up and panic!”

Pan to Malina who’s also in the same situation as the rest of the campers.

Malina: “I HEAR YOU, CHRIS! What did you do to us?”

Somewhere.

Trevor: “Jesus, what kind of sorcery bullshit is this to put people to sleep?”

Chris: “Let me fill you in! While you were peacefully asleep, courtesy of Chef’s tranquilizer darts. Don’t worry, it's not harmful, I hope. You were all relocated to different parts of the island! You and your teammate are somewhere out there, completely lost!”

Some of the contestants start looking around frantically.

Cut to Daisy.

Daisy: “OKAY, WHAT’S THE CHALLENGE?”

No response. Forgetting she’s literally far away from Chris.

Daisy: “Oh, right.”

Chris: “Your first challenge is simple! You must find your missing teammate and stay in the group! Your goal? Reunite with every member of your team and travel back to the camp in one piece. The first team to have all members together will win invincibility and possibly a reward, where the losing team will have to send someone home. Have a good search!”

Contestants start looking around again.

Chris: “Oh, forgot to mention, this island may or may not be filled with wild animals, tricky obstacles and some traps. I didn't set it up for fun. My advice? Don’t split off.”

Chris pulls out an airhorn.

Chris: “Alright, campers, enough talk. Start looking for your missing teammate! GO!”

He blasted it loudly, signaling everyone to start searching for their missing member.

Cut to Bugs Bunny.

Bugs: “Eh, this stuff ain’t tough.”

He started digging his way to find his lost Python’s fellow. The next scene pan to March, who’s taking a picture of everything she sees in the woods.

March: “Say cheese!”

She took the last picture of a squirrel which hissed at her before moving away.

March: “Maybe I should try looking for my friends now.”

A rustling bush sound was created nearby.

March: “Who’s there?”

Beat.

Meg left the bush, already finding their first lost teammate.

Meg: “Wow, that was… rather quick.”

March: “Oh hi, we reunited already! How did you find me?”

Meg: “Uhh, I just happened to walk into you, assuming we woke up nearby each other.”

March: “That’s cool, we still have more adventure to finish. Just stick with me and you won’t get lost, trust me hanging out with me will be worth it!”

Meg: “...Sure, I don’t mind as long as you don’t annoy me.”

Next scene panned to Vanoss.

Vanoss: “GUYS?!”

Beat.

Vanoss: “Uhhhh, WEE WOO WEE WOO!!”

No response.

Vanoss: “Dang, kind of wish I brought my cam so I can record something for my new content.”

Pan to J who’s on flying mode. She looked around to see if her teammate was nearby, too bad the trees covered everything from her view.

J: “Where could they be?”

She was about to take off somewhere else until she barely noticed a figure below her. She dropped down to reach that figure.

???: “Woah!”

The figure is revealed to be Bashame. The girl noticed the drone which was airborne.

Bashame: “Oh, yay, a company–”

J: “Ugh, wrong person. Get lost.”

She went back to the air again, leaving the student alone.

Bashame: “Aw man. What was her deal?”

Scene pans to Charles and Pen who already found each other in 5 minutes of the challenge.

Pen: “Hey, man, where did you wake up?”

Charles: “I woke up on a huge tree stump, gotta say it’s far more comfortable lying there than being on grass.”

Pen: “Really? Though that’d be worse.”

(CONFESSIONAL) PEN:

“For some reason, Chef put me on a tree branch when I was asleep. I fell down a 4ft drop when I woke up.”

Pen: “Oh, what’s that?”

Pen approached a big brown fur item. He started stroking it.

Pen: “Woah! So fluffy and soft.”

Charles: “Really? Let me give it a try.”

The stickman followed Pen and stroked the fur as well.

Charles: “You’re right, this is–”

Freeze.

Charles: “Uhhh, we gotta get out of here, quick!”

Pen: “What’s wrong, Charles? Did you forget to leave your stove open?”

Charles: “Very funny, Pen. But this is serious, it’s a bear–”

The bear woke up. Growling at them.

Charles: “Bear.”

Both of Python’s made their escape as the bear chased after them.

Scene pans to Daisy looking around frantically.

Daisy: “Yoohoo!!! Anyone around?”

???: “Nope.”

Daisy: “Who was that?”

The mechanic comes out from hiding.

Daisy: “Finally! I found someone… but wait, you’re from a different team.”

Ellis: “ Slow down, princess. You can’t just leave me alright? How about we stick together until we find our teammate, then we can split up for good?”

Daisy: “Okie dokie! If you dare to commit a funny thing. Consider you not having a good time!”

Ellis: “Betrayal ain’t my thing, princess. Let’s look for our missing survivors.”

(CONFESSIONAL) DAISY:

“I mean, it’s better than being completely alone. Plus, Ellis seems like a chill guy and I was interested in hearing his stories!”

Trevor wandered alone in the woods in search of his missing teammate, looking tired as ever.

Trevor: yawns “A simple lost-and-search game wouldn’t be that fuckin’ hard. How big are these woods?”

He reached into his pocket to grab his stuff which was nothing.

Trevor: “And of course. God damn Chris took my flask, now I have to rely on this giant fur coat I’m wearing.”

???: “Hey, booze man.”

He turned around to see Malina.

Trevor: “...Bloody hell.”

Malina: “You’re pissed at my appearance? Yeah, me too.”

Trevor: “Mhm.”

Malina: “Do me a favor and just don’t strike a nerve on me or something, then we’d be cool.”

Trevor: “Sure, I can do that… I think.”

Cut to Toko wandering alone until she finds Bashame falling asleep on a tree stump.

Toko: “...”

Bashame: “Snore… mimimimi…”

Toko: “W- wake up, you idiot!”

Her plea didn’t work out and she was still sounding asleep. Although she failed to notice her big waterfall drool which covered almost everything on a tree stump.

Toko: “U- ugh, this is so gross! I- I can’t leave you there since we’re- uhm, p- practically teammates.”

???: “Uhm, what seems to be a problem, Toko?”

The bookworm turns around to see Shaggy.

Shaggy: “Like, I’m just wondering–”

She just gestured at Bashame.

Shaggy: “Aw man, we can’t win if she keeps doing this. Like, we’ll need to carry her.”

Toko: “Y- you do it, then freak! I’m not touching her!”

Shaggy: “Like, can you just help me, please? It’s teamwork.”

Toko: “S- she already soaked herself through her nap! O- or just leave her be and let someone else discover her?”

Shaggy: “Dude, she’s our teammate!”

Toko already dipped from the scene.

Shaggy: “Aw man, just you and me, Meme.”

He struggled to pick Bashame up.

(CONFESSIONAL) SHAGGY:
“Man! I sure hope Toko doesn’t have another weird persona. That wouldn’t likely happen, right? Haha… yeah, that will not happen.”

Gordon is wandering alone, searching for his missing teammate.

Gordon unfortunately didn't have a crowbar with him when Chris took it away, but his HEV suit could make him sprint faster.

(CONFESSIONAL) GORDON:

Gordon wanted to say something until he forgot he’s mute. He started throwing some gestures which no one even knows what it means.

Gordon kept searching until he found someone, presumably Kaede.

Gordon: “...”

At first, he wanted to leave since she’s not his teammate, but Kaede was slowly walking off a cliff. Again. Causing him to jump right into the scene and save her by the last second.

Kaede: “Ooooooh, Freeeeeman!!! I didn’t see you thereeeeee~”

Gordon facepalmed as she was completely oblivious of what she was about to do earlier.

Kaede: “Is something wrong, sirrrrrrrr?”

Gordon just supervised her in case she wandered off to somewhere dangerous again and continued looking for his teammate.

Scene pan to Ellis and Daisy. Daisy was listening to everything Ellis had shared.

Ellis: “And then Keith was hospitalized, again. Suffering burn injuries.”

Daisy: “Who would’ve thought strapping himself into a firework would not be dangerous.”

Ellis: “Hey, we’re both into danger. I miss my zombie apocalypse days. Ever been in a nutty situation before?”

Daisy: “Mhm, to tell you what, we’ve been in a crazier situation, like, my best friend kidnapped every day, shrunk into a tiny bit size by Bowser, and more I can’t name off.”

Ellis: “What do you mean your best friend got kidnapped every single day?”

Daisy: “It’s true, she often gets kidnapped a lot. We already lost count on how many times Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser or someone else.”

Ellis: “Damn, it must be suck to be a princess and be brought into a forced marriage to a turtle.”

Daisy: “Don’t worry, she’s probably gotten used to it. Mario’s often the guy to rescue her since they’re… well, a thing.”

(CONFESSIONAL) ELLIS:

“Yeah… just like the time when my guts were spilling out by Hunter’s pounce. But hey, who knows if pain pills will do magic.”

???: “AHHH!!”

The two stopped chatting and looked at the source of the scream. There’s Charles and Pen running for their dear life.

Daisy: “Yoo!! It’s my teammates!”

With a bear following behind them.

Ellis: “HOLY GUACAMOLE!”

J: “What seems to be a problem here?”

They turned around to see J.

Daisy: “Bear.”

J: “Those are just mild disturbances.”

As Charles and Pen trek past them with the bear getting closer to the trio, J just whipped out an EMP and electrocuted the bear, knocking it out.

J: “See? Easy job. No need to thank me.”

Daisy: “Oh hey, where’s Pen and Charles?”

Both of them are gone already thinking the bears are still chasing after them.

J: “Those morons… Ughhh, I’ll get them back. You stay here.”

Daisy: “Can you just carry me with your flying thing?”

J: “I’m NOT carrying you, too heavy to lift.”

Ellis: “Ever considered walking?”

J: “Meh. It’s slower than that way. Also, YOU’RE FROM THE OTHER TEAM! GET OUTTA HERE!”

Ellis: “Fair. Also, that’s just rude.”

J took off. Leaving Ellis and Daisy alone.

Ellis: “Do you think she will find them?”

Daisy: “With how fast they ran, nah.”

As Ellis and Daisy walked away. The bear regained consciousness and left.

Bugs is still digging his way only to hit any obstacles, all obstacles but finding his lost teammate.

Scene pan to Shaggy carrying snoring Bashame, giving her a piggyback ride.

Shaggy: “Man, I could eat some food. Like, all this work’s making me hungry.”

Vanoss: “Yo, whadduppppp!”

Shaggy: “Vanoss?”

Vanoss: “That’s right- the hell are you doing with her?”

Shaggy: “I happened to find her asleep… and one of my teammates just abandoned me without helping us, Toko.”

Vanoss: “Ohhh, the book nerd girl. Part of me wonders how she got in Total Drama if that’s everything she does.”

Shaggy: “Good point. But hey, have you seen, like, my teammates?”

Vanoss: “Nope!”

He left just like that.

Scene pan to Gordon holding Kaede’s hand in case she’s vanishing into danger.

Kaede: “Ooooiiiiiiii, what’s the rushhhhhhhhhh~?”

Silence. They both keep walking.

Kaede: “Mmmmmm, it feels really lonely hereeeeeee~”

???: “Oi, freeze you bastards!”

Both froze still. It was Malina that shouted, she approached both of them with Trevor following behind.

Trevor: “Hmmm… was that girl a part of our team?”

Malina: “I don’t fuckin’ know genius, let’s scan her face or something.”

Malina did some checks on Gordon and Kaede. After a minute of investigating, she eyed Kaede.

Malina: “Alright, we found our missing teammate, now scram glasses guy.”

Gordon does a silent huff as he watches the demon dragging the girl away.

Trevor: “Well, er, good luck out there buddy.”

The Belmont left as well.

(CONFESSIONAL) GORDON:

Gordon is showing a sign of disapproval for Malina.

Toko is still wandering alone.

Toko: “O- okay, m- maybe running away from my teammate was a bad idea.”

Somewhere nearby. Bugs bumped his head into a tree again, resurfacing himself. A… pretty red liquid starts leaking.

Bugs: “Ouch. That’s the 57th time I hit a tree!”

He looked to his left and Toko was in his sights.

Bugs: “YES! Finally! All this head trauma was worth it!”

Rattling sound.

Toko: “W- who’s there?!”

Bugs arrive at the scene.

Bugs: “‘Sup, Toko? Need a hand?”

Toko: “I- sure-”

She noticed the blood above his head.

Toko: “I- Is that a blood?!”

Bugs: “Oh no, it’s nothing, just a scratch, doc.”

Toko: “E- eugh… blood–I can’t handle–”

The novelist fainted at the sight of blood, alerting the bunny.

Bugs: “OH NO!”

He carefully kneeled next to unconscious Toko.

Bugs: “Okay, ya still in there lady? Come on! Snap out of it, you still have a lot of potential when you grow up!”

No response.

Bugs: “Welp, looks like it’s time for some ol’-fashioned way.”

(CONFESSIONAL) BUGS:

He was tasting the red liquid in his head.

“Yeah, so, I just realized this wasn’t blood at all. It was a pie I stole from the interns but some silly stuff happened which caused me to trip and landed on my head. Sorry about the spook, lady!”

While Bugs was busy attempting CPR on Toko. The next scene moved to Pen and Charles who were really exhausted from running.

Charles: “Wow, look at how fast we ran!”

Pen: “Cool man, let’s rest for a bit.”

Charles: “But the challenge…”

Pen: “I know, dude! But, my feets are killing me, dunno why we were still running when the bear gave up chasing after us.”

Charles’ stomach growled.

Charles: “And we haven’t eaten anything when we got here.”

Pen: “That’s… true. The snack bar isn’t around and we gotta resort to nature’s goodies.”

Charles: “Oh, ever tried eating some bugs? My military buddies ate those.”

Pen: “AUGH! Gross! Nobody in Goiky eats that abomination! Very venomous. There must be other nature’s food around.”

And then Pen saw a beehive hanging on a tree branch above.

Pen: “Do you think that rounded yellow thing will give us a delicious lunch?”

Pen starts to climb as he waits for Charles to answer back.

Charles: “Uhhh, what delicious lunch?”

He looked up and froze.

Charles: “PEN, NO!”

Pen reached up and gave the beehive a gentle nudge.

Pen: “Look at those tiny flying fairies, I think they’re cute.”

Charles: “PEN, IT’S A BEEHIVE!”

Pen: “Oh, never seen those. Are those dangerous?”

Charles: “Yeah. Glad you stopped though.”

Pen: “Alright then, I’ll just–”

He stood up on a tree branch and lost his balance, he fell off as he knocked the beehive hanging off the branch as well.

Charles: “We’re doomed.”

The hives of angry bees slowly start to eject the beehive.

Pen: “Oh man, I’ve made a big mistake!”

Charles: “Seems that way, Pen! Now we’re running from the bees now.”

Pen: “Uhm, No! Not today!”

He casually kicked the beehive to somewhere else.

Charles: “Is that gonna save us time?”

Pen: “I hope so!”

Completely unaware of the situation, the beehive he kicked landed on Shaggy’s face somewhere else. He dropped Bashame on the ground because of the hit.

Shaggy: “Ow!”

The angry bees emerged from the beehive and started surrounding him.

Shaggy: “ZOINKS MAN! WHY ME?! GET IT OFF!”

The bees launched an attack against the poor guy, he had to run off somewhere completely abandoning Bashame.

Pen: “Who was that shouting just now?”

Charles: “Dunno man, should we–”

A new person arrives.

Vanoss: “Yo, guys? Wee woo?”

Pen: “Oh, Vanoss! We found you!”

Vanoss: “Wrong! I found you. Anyway, how was your adventure?”

Charles: “Yeah, so, we spent a lot of time running from nothing. And we’re here to rest, right now.”

Pen: “And some mishap happened though.”

Vanoss: “Oh, interesting, what is it?”

Charles: “Let’s just say… we were hungry and Pen thought we should go for the honey in the beehive; and Pen caused the bee's rage, luckily he drove it away by kicking it into… a certain someone. Feel bad for the guy.”

Pen: “Same.”

(CONFESSIONAL) SHAGGY:

His face is swollen and it’s itching.

“That certain someone was me.”

Vanoss: “Ouch, that’s gonna be painful as hell. If you two are done with your breaks, let’s search for our missing buddies! On we go!”

Charles: “Hate to break the news to ya, I haven’t eaten anything for a while.”

Pen: “Same! I’m hungry.”

Vanoss: “What? You’re the skinniest creature I’ve seen, do you guys have anatomy?”

The stickman and a living pen eyed each other before answering with a shrug.

Pen: “Let’s just… crash into the cafeteria and grab some snacks. We’ve been here without eating once.”

And the trio went on their quest to the cafeteria.

Scene pans to Meg and March. March is busy taking pictures as usual.

Meg: “Does your camera ever run out of memo?”

March: “Mmmmmm, nope.”

Meg: “Can we PLEASE focus on the challenge? I don’t like staying in the woods.”

March: “Okay, one more pic then. Hey, wanna join me?”

Meg: “If it means to get your photo business done, then sure.”

March: “Then it’s settled, do you want to pick?”

Meg: “Uhh…”

She looked around until she saw a bunny.

Meg: “That one, I guess.”

March: “Ooo! Reminds me of Pom-Pom, they’re so cute! I wish I could introduce them to you… if you’re a part of the Astral Express people.”

Meg: “Make ‘em… snappy.”

March was about to take a picture until a bear showed up in front of the bunny. The bunny ran away but March remained still.

March: “Omigosh! It’s a bear, I can’t believe I actually met one!”

Meg: “March, it’s a bear–”

March: “Can I poke your face?!”

Bear: “...”

Meg: “MARCH, THEY’RE GOING TO MAUL YOU!”

March: “Um, what’s wrong–”

The bear roared and was ready to swipe her using its claw, luckily March dodged it in a second.

March: “EEK!”

Meg: “We gotta run!”

March: “No! I will handle this problem solely.”

Meg: “Stop trying to turn yourself into the bear’s dinner!”

March: “HEY! Check out this awesome move!”

She took out a frigid bow and shot her arrow to the bear. Although it doesn’t fatally injure the bear, it got frozen in an ice block instead, which surprised Meg.

Meg: “I- wh- what the heck was that?!”

March: “It’s my frigid bow!”

(CONFESSIONAL) MARCH:

“I was told that a big bear was pretty cute and huggable. I’m never trusting those words again.”

Cut to Vanoss, Pen and Charles standing in front of the cafeteria entrance.

Pen: “Oh man, this is risky, we’re gonna be so screwed if Chef finds out about this.”

Vanoss: “Nah, we won’t be, trust the process.”

He gave an attempt to open the door, it’s locked.

Vanoss: “God damn it. Who’s a lockpick expert here?”

Charles: “I suppose I can give it a try.”

He does goofy things with the door lock.

Charles: “Yeah, dunno what the heck am I doing.”

Vanoss: “SUPA KICK!”

He does a super powerful kick to break the door open which worked.

Vanoss: “Alright, the coast is clear. Here’s the plan, we just take very light snacks, we are not going to cook anything since it will be a waste of time. Let’s make it quick before anyone else notices besides Chris who’s watching us through the cameras.”

Pen: “Alright, we can go for some bags of chips.”

Charles: “Or sandwiches.”

They started searching every counter and drawers. Pen was near a fridge and opened to see the content inside.

Pen: “Oho, what’s this?”

Literally just rotten food and vegetables inside, and for some reason there’s an unknown living creature inside, he closed it.

Pen: “Eurgh, I don’t think we’ll be eating well next time.”

Vanoss: “What’s up guys, VanossGaming here. Today, we will be breaking into Chef’s quarter and doing some food heist.”

He said this as he acts like he’s holding a videocam.

Charles: “What are you doing?”

Vanoss: “Recording for my new video… too bad I don’t have anything to record. The good news is I got the chips.”

Pen: “Is that enough? I mean… There's 16 of us who haven’t been fed.”

Charles: “No, no, look what I got.”

He shows off the collectibles of cookies, chips, fruits, neatly packed sandwiches and more.

Vanoss: “Oh ho, nice work.”

Charles: “Thanks, I guess that’s what happens when you have a great heister as your partner.”

Pen: “We need a bag to secure our loots.”

Vanoss: “Use this.”

He threw a picnic basket, they all put their loots inside.

Pen: “Nice, now we should just–”

Pen was about to open the door but he saw Chef coming towards through the door window.

Pen: “Aw, bummer, we gotta hide!”

After a few seconds of hiding, the Chef entered the cafeteria. He looked around the building which is nothing, besides Vanoss who’s clinging on the ceiling above him which he somehow didn’t notice.

Chef: “Hm?!”

Pen and Charles were hiding behind a counter. But what brought Chef’s attention was a broken plate on the floor.

Chef: “Which one of these meddling kids raided my kitchen, huh?!”

Realizing the plates are actually aligned in a little too edge.

Chef: “Aw, whoops.”

Chef was about to mop the floor until he noticed a blue cap sticking out behind the counter.

Chef: “Pen?”

Pen got up.

Pen: “‘Sup!”

Charles: “Pen–no!”

Realizing he has been caught. Then Chef turned around to see Vanoss dropped on the floor because he couldn’t keep his strength to stay on the ceiling.

Vanoss: “Oh, hello there.”

Charles: “This was going so well, man!”

Chef: “WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING IN MY KITCHEN?! WHAT’S IN THAT BASKET?!”

Vanoss: “Fuck it. We’re going loud! Chef!”

Chef turned his back only to be met by Vanoss throwing the flours to his face, obscuring his views.

Vanoss: “DISTRACTION!!!”

Chef: “GRAHHHHH!!!”

Vanoss: “HE’S DISTRACTED, LET’S GO!”

The three escaped the cafeteria with their snacks.

(CONFESSIONAL) CHEF:

“These kids are gonna be the death of me…”

Cut to Shaggy barely staying alive from all those bee stings.

Shaggy: “Ough, I don’t feel so good man… Like, I just abandoned Bashame to save myself from those nasty bugs…”

Ellis: “Yo, Shaggy! What happened to your face?”

Shaggy: “Ellis?”

Ellis: “Yup, we’re your teammates–”

Forgetting Daisy was right here.

Ellis: “Actually no, it’s just me. Daisy’s from another team.”

Daisy: “Gee, what happened to your face? Are you alright?”

Shaggy: “Like, I’m super.”

Daisy: “You don’t look super! We need to bring you to the medical tent! Who did this to you?!”

Shaggy: “Like, I dunno princess. The beehive just appeared on my face while carrying Bashame who was asleep and now I’m right here.”

Ellis: “Damn, did you remember where you left the girl off?”

Shaggy: “Zoinks, dude, I can’t remember! I went through a lot of paths to find the river.”

Cut to Bashame who’s finally awake, entering the cave with zero hesitation.

(CONFESSIONAL) BASHAME:

“This place looks like a good spot to nap!”

Cut to Trevor, Malina and Kaede.

Trevor: “It has been one hour since we’re exploring the woods and only found one.”

Kaede: “Yuppp, that’s meeee~”

Malina: “Are you done being childish, kiddo?”

Kaede: “I don’t see any reasonnnnn~”

Just then J appears from above and does a graceful landing.

Malina: “Great. You again.”

J: “Miss me, already? Good, I was looking for Charles and Pen but they’re gone already and I happened to find you. Daisy is waiting out there for me.”

Trevor: “Those wings earlier… What are you? A death angel?”

J: “Guess you can say that. Now, I’ll just have to leave again–”

Trevor: “Actually, how long have you been searching for those two?”

J: “Probably like half an hour.”

Trevor: “Yeah, no shit, the princess probably has gone somewhere else.”

J: “Ughh, I’m aware of that–”

Kaede: “Mmmm? Wouldn’t it be wiser to stayyyy? The more the merrierrrrrrrr.”

Trevor: “She’s got a point, who knows if you somehow flew up and died to sunlight.”

J: “I am immune to sunlight, I don’t want to repeat myself again.”

Malina: “Just shut up, and start looking. Only half of us are missing, this challenge started to bore me.”

J: “Fineeeeeeeeeee.”

Return to Bugs Bunny in the middle of CPR to revive Toko.

Bugs: “C’mon, doc! Don’t go too soon! I can’t imagine the fact of your parents or bullies taunting your grave because of the red water! And there’s still a challenge to do!”

After a few more attempts of pumping her chest. Toko’s eyes snap open, but they’re completely different from the timid one he knew. Her hair is messier and has an abnormally longer tongue.

Toko?: “KYAHAHAHAHA! Now this is a fun way to wake up! I go to sleep as a pathetic weakling and wake up to a bunny trying to give me some CPR!”

The girl looked around then turned her focus back on Bugs.

Toko?: “Oi! Where the hell am I?!”

Bugs: “You’re in Total Drama, doc.”

Toko?: “MMMMMM, NOPE! Wasn’t familiar with that shitshow, and I have a name, not a doc, you stupid mammal!”

Bugs: “Erm, Toko? Are you good? You are not acting as your timid self.”

Jack: “Nobody mentions Toko! That name is god-awful terrible! Did she faint at the sight of blood?!”

Bugs: “Listen here, doll. It was just a pie filling on my head and your… uh, Toko, fainted as she mistook it as blood.”

Jack: “Pie?!”

Bugs: “Yeah, you see.”

He wiped some of the filling and tasted it.

Bugs: “Mm, see? Pie.”

Jack: “Oh well, I wasn't expecting that! And you’re lucky, I only kill cute guys.”

She said that as she’s playing with her scissors.

Bugs: “Kill?”

Jack: “Okay, weird talking bunny! If you weren’t aware. I’m the only and only Genocide Jack. I go around killing handsome people I found!”

Beat.

Bugs: “No motives or anything? Just a beautiful sight was enough to go full slasher mode?”

Jack: “Indeed! No motive at all– ah, ah, ACHOO!”

She sneezed, she’s now back as Toko.

Toko: “N- no! A- are you alright?! Did she hurt you?!”

Bugs: “I’m positively well, doc. What happened?”

Toko: “S- sorry, I have a DID.”

Bugs: “You did what?”

Toko: “I- I’m talking about Dissociative Identity Disorder, idiot! T- that girl you met earlier was Genocide Jack–and–she goes around killing handsome victim. I faint whenever I see blood.”

Bugs: “It’s actually a pie filling, nothing personal.”

Toko: “P- pie? T- that was all?! I guess it was better than that .”

Bugs: “For real. What am I supposed to do with the serial killer inside you now?”

Toko: “S- since you’re alive and well. J- just don’t tell anyone about it! W- wouldn’t want to see Jack make another appearance and get kicked out of the island.”

Bugs: “No harm done. Promise.”

Toko: “T- thanks, I guess. B- but seriously, get that nasty pie filling off your face!”

(CONFESSIONAL) BUGS:

“Seems like I accidentally discovered the timid bookworm’s full-slasher persona. She’s quite a maniac and claims to kill handsome boys. I wonder if I have some use for her, assuming I might be the first one on this island to discover the secret.”

Some thinking later.

“Nah, I would feel bad.”

Shaggy was in the medical tent with Ellis and Daisy.

Medic: “And that should be good enough. Do this up to four times a day until the symptoms go away.”

Shaggy: “Thanks, doc.”

Ellis: “Yo, Shaggy, look who I found!”

He showed up with Gordon behind him.

Shaggy: “Freeman! Good to see you.”

Gordon raised his eyebrow, wondering how his face got swollen.

Daisy: “Oh, it was the bees. It’s alright, he’s well and going strong.”

The psychiatrist nodded.

Ellis: “Okay, who else are we missing?”

Shaggy: “Bashame… who I abandoned, Bugs, Toko, Meg and… March.”

Ellis: “Aw man, this is gonna be a long day.”

Daisy: “Mmmhm.”

Gordon raised his eyebrow at Daisy.

Ellis: “Eh, we found each other first and… we just got stuck together until we found our teammate, Daisy hasn’t found her beside those three who ran off.”

Gordon nodded in understanding.

The Gators gang happened to stumble near the medical tent.

Kaede: “Mmm? Why are we going thereee~? But I’m not sickkkkkk~”

Malina: “You’re wrecking my nerves here.”

Trevor: “Who’s that orange girl again?”

Daisy: “Oh, YOHOO! My teammates are here, see ya!”

Ellis: “Uh, yeah, bye.”

J: “I’m not gonna ask you a question on why you are with them but let’s go, no time to waste.”

Shaggy: “There are already 5 of them, and we’re still looking for the other 3.”

Ellis: “It’s ok, pal, we can find our missing fellow before them.”

Gordon nods.

Scene pans to the food heist group.

Vanoss: “Woo! Free lunch for today. What will we be eating today?”

Charles: “Let’s eat all of–”

Pen: “NO! We need to save our food, I got a gut feeling that our Chef’s cooking won’t be gourmet.”

Vanoss: “I see, then, we are eating a bag of doritos, if you know what that is.”

Charles: “Eh, never tried it, it must be good.”

Vanoss: “Sure–”

Then a bat just took the bag away.

Vanoss: “HEY! Get back here!”

Pen: “Woah.”

The three chased after the bat, they couldn’t reach it and the bat entered the cave with the bag of chips.

Vanoss: “God damn it.”

Charles: “So, uh, are we gonna eat something else?”

Vanoss: “Nah, man, huddle up, people.”

Vanoss, Pen, and Charles formed a circle.

Vanoss: “I know our main goal was to reunite with our team but trust me, you don’t want to miss the taste of doritos. We just gotta send one of us to the cave and retrieve our shit back.”

Pen: “That’s all? How do we determine who's entering the cave and retrieve the lost snack?”

Vanoss grabbed a cooking pot from his pocket.

Charles: “Woah, where did you get that from?”

Vanoss: “It’s from the kitchen, duh!”

(CONFESSIONAL) VANOSS:

“When that chef was distracted, that’s where the Night Owl comes in and swipes the best tool.”

He shows off the cooking pot. Yeah, that’s literally what he took.

“It might come in handy. Believe it or not.”

Charles: “Uhm, what’re you gonna do with that pot? How’s that gonna help us decide who takes the fall?”

Vanoss: “It’s a simple game of luck, Charles. First thing, we form a circle which we have already done, then for the next part, I just toss it in the sky and we all look down to the ground, whoever has the pot landed on them, they’re going to investigate alone. That’s the rules of this cooking pot game.”

Pen: “Wouldn’t it be generally better if we all go together? Also, one of us is gonna suffer through head trauma.”

Vanoss: “ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHT, enough talk! Let’s get to business.”

Charles: “Wish of luck, guys.”

Vanoss tossed a pot into the air and the three looked down while covering their backhead with their hands.

THUM!

Vanoss: “Ow.”

Pen: “That’s your game and you lost.”

Vanoss: “Alright, don’t move anywhere.”

He wandered the cave alone. Scene pans to Meg and March.

March: “Aw shucks, it’s been long since we found somebody else.”

Meg: “I know right. But at least we have each other, and don't want to be left alone.”

March: “Aw noo! I would never do that to you, I just want to be friends with you since you felt alone.”

Meg: “...Thanks. Do you think the others have found our teammates?”

March: “We don’t know yet, the only thing we found was a bear, it doesn’t matter anymore since the threat has been frozen solid!”

Meg: “Do you think the bear is still frozen?”

Cut to the bear who’s now half-frozen because it’s slowly melting. Ellis, Gordon and Shaggy were nearby. Gordon tries to come up with his conclusion of what caused this.

Ellis: “Oh, that reminds me of the time where me and my buddy Keith tries to create the world’s biggest popsicle–”

Shaggy: “The story’s nice and all but like, can this wait? Please?”

Ellis: “Sure.”

Back to March and Meg.

Meg: “March… has anyone else ever found out about your frosty bow?”

March: “Oh, no, I haven’t! I should show them my weapon–”

Meg: “Erm, no, it would be better if you kept it a secret, like, uhhh, you know? People won’t see you as a threat because of your advantages?”

March pondered a moment.

March: “Hmmm, I guess you’re right! It’s better to keep it a secret between us two, you promise to not leak it, right?”

Meg: “Since you’re the first person to ever give me a compliment for once in a lifetime. I promise to hide your secret bow stash.”

March: “Cool!”

Back to Pen and Charles, waiting for Vanoss to return from his cave trip.

Pen: “What's taking him so long?"

Charles: “Dude, it only has been like 5 minutes.”

Pen: “I knowwwwwww! It felt like an hour or more.”

Vanoss: “Guys, I found it!”

He showed up with his doritos bag. Also, there’s Bashame behind him.

Pen: “Woah, what’s she doing inside the cave?”

Bashame: “Mmmm, morning already?”

Vanoss: “Dunno, just found her snoring inside. Wasn’t she a part of this game?”

Charles: “Yup, but uh, not to break the news, but she’s from Python.”

Vanoss: “Huh… yeah, I just found out now.”

Then a bunny just appeared with Toko catching up.

Bugs: “And thank you for finding our missing teammate, doc!”

Bugs proceed to take Bashame and hold her like a surfboard and move in a completely the reverse way where they came from, making Toko groan as she tries her best to keep up with her pace to catch up with the rabbit.

Vanoss: “Aw.”

Pen: “On the bright side, you saved her from potential danger if she kept wandering deeper in the cave alone!”

Charles: “Can we please go back to finding our missing members?”

Vanoss: “Alright, alright, let’s get this over with!”

Scene panned to the five gators who were on the hills.

J: “Where the heck are those idiots going?!”

Daisy: “Wuh–who was it again? Pen, Charles… and…? I’m bummed out, can’t figure out the last one.”

Trevor: “It’s the ridiculous owl guy.”

Malina: “Ohhh. It’s the moron, Vanoss.”

Kaede: “Vanossssss~! Loved his content so muchhh!”

Malina: “Yeah, he’s alright, I guess.”

Trevor: “Well, if we find nothing here, I suggest we go back down to the ground.”

Malina: “Aw, what’s wrong? Scared of the heights?”

Trevor: “Shut the fuck up.”

Kaede: “What’s a ‘fuck’ word? I wanna learnnnnnn~”

Daisy: “Nope, absolutely not teaching this innocent bean about the word!”

Trevor: “We should just move.”

By the time Trevor, Malina and Kaede already went on their way to the lower ground. Daisy remained at the top while J’s start searching for her last three missing members.

Ellis, Shaggy and Gordon managed to find their teammates.

Ellis: “Oh ho, who’s there?”

Came in Bugs, Toko and Bashame.

Shaggy: “Zoinks! I’m sorry, Bashame for leaving you alone in the dark! I was running away from danger, I hope you’re not too mad about this.”

Bashame: “Mmm, it’s alright! Besides, I had fun exploring on my own!”

Bugs: “Eh, you were tryna’ get eaten by a bear in the cave, doc. Someone else found her before we took you in.”

Bashame: “I am aware, Nokotan has taught me that deer and bear are not best friends since they’re prey and predator!”

Toko: “O- okay, let’s get this over with, we need to f- find Chris!”

Bugs: “Slow down, doc. We’re missing two more!”

The six people looked around.

Toko: “O- oh, don’t tell me it’s that stupid photo girl and the… I don’t remember her name!”

Shaggy: “They’re looking for us or probably having a great time in the woods with their photo.”

(CONFESSIONAL) BUGS:

“Or mauled by bears.”

Bashame: “Mmm? Meg doesn’t seem like the type to join a photo club.”

Back to the Gators. Minus Vanoss, Pen and Charles.

Kaede: “Is it justified to leave our princess like thattttt~? She was left alone on the hill!”

Malina: “No, doubt she’s the type to be so careless compared to you.”

Kaede: “Mmmm, I smell the compliment, thank youuu~!”

Trevor: “I hope the angel of death doesn’t magically get lost again. Getting really tired of walking around mindlessly.”

The demon noticed Meg and March duo.

Malina: “Oi, are those girls from different teams?”

Trevor: “Never saw them. Why?”

Malina: “Well, we can’t have them win invincibility today right? Might as well do something to prevent them from winning.”

Trevor: “Woahhh, hold on, devil. Are you suggesting…”

Malina: “Yup, buh-bye.”

The demon took off at a fast rate. J later returned from her flying trip.

J: “Alright, three of us are–”

Freeze.

J: “Three?! Who–”

Malina was already missing. Trevor casually shrugged and Kaede remained oblivious as usual.

J: “Where the ROBO-FUCK did she go?! She was right next to you earlier!”

Trevor: “Still on the hill.”

J: “I’m talking about the devil girl!”

Trevor: “She’s planning to do something with our enemy.”

Kaede: “Oooo, is she inviting them to play with usssss~?”

Trevor: “No, not like that…”

J: “Ugh, you morons need to learn some lesson to not abandon your teammates! Now we gotta find her fast .”

(CONFESSIONAL) TREVOR:

“Yeah, maybe I should’ve stopped her from leaving us earlier.”

Forgetting Daisy was still on the top of the hill for some reason.

J: “DAISY!!! Get down here!”

Trevor: “Can you just pick her up so she doesn’t have to run all the way down? To save our time?”

Daisy: “OKIE DOKIE TEAM! C’mon, we gotta–OH NO!”

Daisy had a huge drop from a cliff and landed on a bush. Trevor is pretty confused how the princess wasn’t aware of the cliff, J just sighed and Kaede still… being Kaede-self.

Trevor: “Ahhh shit, it appears that she’s dead.”

J: “Ugh, she definitely did die! Bankruptcy! What’re we gonna do?!”

Trevor: “I don’t know, genius? Call a witch or something to resurrect our–”

Daisy comes out of the bush somehow uninjured.

Daisy: “C’MON WE GOTTA FIND MALINA AND THE BOYS!”

Daisy ran off as Trevor and J watched her in a mix of relief and confusion.

(CONFESSIONAL) DAISY:

“In case you're wondering how I survived such extreme heights. I have supernatural abilities that help me survive through various stuff such as falling, hazards, and more. It’s handy.”

(CONFESSIONAL) TREVOR:

“No human would survive that huge drop. Unless you’re born a half-vampire with sunlight immunity. Or just devil in disguise.”

(CONFESSIONAL) KAEDE:

“Mmmm, I believe she’s a superhumannnnn~!”

Cut to March and Meg.

Meg: “March? I just want to say that I appreciated you for sticking with me for this whole contest and the camera thing… you’ve stopped as well.”

March: “Thanks, but it’s getting late, the sun’s going down soon.”

Meg: “Ughhhh, I just want to sleep!!!”

Completely unaware, Malina was sneaking behind the tree and she spied on the girls.

Malina: “Alright, simple task. Just make those girls disappear for good and can’t be found. Thanks to the devil's strength I dug up the pit in quick seconds already.”

She said as the camera panned to the pit trap and it was neatly disguised as the same grass color. Just when the girls were about to step on her trap.

March: “Hey, wait, look!”

Meg: “Oh? It’s some berries.”

March: “We’ve been starving like a lone wolf, don’t we? Why not eat some before we continue our journey? What do you say, Meg?”

Meg: “Yeah, I’m hungry but the thing is, they’re wild berries. They could be poisonous when you eat it.”

March: “Aw man. How about I volunteer to take a taste test?”

Meg: “I rather not have you in the hospital.”

March: “I like taking risks here, I’m going for it!”

She ate one and is… completely safe.

March: “See? It’s delicious and not harmful.”

This convinced Meg enough to eat one, it didn’t affect her as well.

Meg: “Woah, alright, how much are we eating?”

Malina: “DUDEEEE, PLEASE JUST GET TO THE PIT!”

Her attention was on Meg and March 7th that someone else from another direction triggered her trap unintentionally.

???: “Ow, what the hell, dude?!”

Meg: “What the–”

It was Vanoss and Charles who fell in a really deep hole. Pen was the only one who didn’t fall into her trap.

Pen: “Vanoss! Charles! Are you okay?!”

Vanoss: “I’m fine dude! Who the heck was responsible for this cheap trap?! I could invent a better one to compare this. Only if I’m allowed to possess a TNT block.”

Charles: “For a so-called cheap trap, we fell into one.”

Pen: “Alright, wait up, I think I see a loose vine for you guys to climb back!”

Malina: “This was NOT planned, ugh, stupid mortals.”

Meg and March already left somewhere else, and didn't even see what happened to the others.

(CONFESSIONAL) PEN:

“Hey, at least our food we stole from Chef is safe and sound!”

He says this as he gracefully brings up a basket and shows the content inside.

Malina: “If I can’t make them disappear, I might just hurt them until they’re crippled.”

Now the demon is up the hill with a giant log planted on the top waiting to be rolled down.

Malina: “Any second…”

Meg and March appeared at the target spot.

Malina: “Now if I just give it a push.”

It did that and it rolled down. Cut to March and Meg.

March: “Hey wait, something’s strange here.”

Meg: “Uhhh, what’s exactly wrong about this plain scenery?”

March: “Look! It’s a footprint.”

She gestured at the collection of footprints on the muddy pathways.

Meg: “Huh, wait, they’re familiar.”

The footprints have a print of men size shoes and a big bunny print, presumably belonging to Bugs Bunny.

March: “Wait… do you think…”

Meg: “IT COULD BE OUR TEAMMATES!!! WE FINALLY HAVE OUR LEAD!!!”

(CONFESSIONAL) MEG:

“Part of me thinks this was a trap setup by Chris for his own amusement, but I’m gambling away to follow the risk since I just want this challenge to be over with.”

Two girls followed the pathway leaving Malina’s target spot.

(CONFESSIONAL) MALINA:

“F#################################”

The worst part is that the log already descended down the hill at a fast rate… and it targeted someone else.

Trevor: “C’mon, devil lady, stop hiding behind the tree or something. We have a challenge to finish.”

Daisy: “Wish there was a better way to contact her.”

Trevor: “Oh yeah, let us do a ritual to summon her–”

A rumbling sound was heard from a distance away, Kaede took notice of a brown object moving.

Kaede: “Heyyyy, what’s thattttt~?”

She pointed at a log coming rolling towards them.

Daisy: “It’s… it’s a log and it’s… COMING TOWARD US!!!”

Trevor: “Well, shit.”

J: “GET OUT–”

It was too late for the others that the log sent Trevor, Kaede, and Daisy flying. J dodged the log by floating.

(CONFESSIONAL) KAEDE:

“The flight experience was niceeeeeee~ better than a planeeee~”

J: “I swear to Robo-God, they won’t be seeing the sunlight if I find out who was behind this.”

Then Vanoss, Pen, and Charles showed up. They (except for Pen) look like a complete mess from the aftermath of the trap.

J: “Oh, YOU finally showed up right after my teammates got sent flying.”

Charles: “Fly?”

Vanoss: “Did they hit the pen–”

J: “ No. ”

Vanoss: “My bad. How did that exactly happen?”

J: “If you’re not blind as hell, there was a giant log rolling towards us and we didn’t have enough time to dodge.”

Pen: “Oof, must be awful. Who got sent flying from their unexpected ambush?”

J: “The drunkard, princess, and a highschooler girl. With us four being present here. That makes us seven… Malina is STILL away!”

Charles: “Sounds like someone trying to sabotage us with that giant log. It happened to us three earlier.”

Pen: “Yup, the last one was far simpler to recover than this.”

J began to ponder before giving a deadpan expression.

(CONFESSIONAL) J:

“Yeahhhh, I came up with an idea on who was the mastermind behind this ‘sabotage’.”

Scene pans to Meg and March who finally reunited with all of their teammates.

Meg: “Oh, OHHH!”

Gordon was jumped by her shouting and brought everyone’s attention to the girls.

Ellis: “What's up!!! We were starting to get worried about your two disappearances.”

March: “Oh no, we’re completely healthy! We took a lot of nice pictures and Meg was always with me for our whole adventure.”

Shaggy: “Like, we’re scared that you might be injured really badly or something.”

Toko: “I- is this everyone? G- good! Let’s go already!”

Ellis: “EVERYBODY! LET’S GO FIND OUR BELOVED CHRIS!”

They all went on their way to return to the camp. Timeskip to them finally meeting Chris and Chef.

Bashame: “Heyyy!! It’s Chris!”

Meg: “Let’s move!!!”

Every Python’s members gathered at Chris.

Chris: “Now hold on a second, better make sure to double-check…”

Chris and Chef slowly count the Python’s members. There are eight present.

Chef: “Yup, that’s them, alright.”

Chris: “Let me do the honor, Chef!”

A loudspeaker rang.

Chris: “Good evening, campers! It seems we have our winner and the invincibility goes to Slithering Pythons! Sorry, Gators. Because of your loss today, it looks like you are going to boot out one of your teammates, travel back to the camp because the campfire ceremony is in a few hours!”

Meg: “Uh, Chris? What about our reward ?”

Chris: “Did I mention that before?”

Chef: “Yes…”

Chris: “Oh, oops, must’ve forgotten it because I enjoyed watching wild animals chasing the contestants, a group of thieves raiding Chef’s quarter, and a failed attempt of sabotaging! I need to entertain myself as well, ain’t I?”

Chef: “ Real nice, Chris.”

Chris: “Aw, thanks for the compliment!”

The entire Python just stared at him in mild annoyance with their arms crossed.

Chris: “Okay, fine, the reward! Chef, bring in the most beautiful reward you've seen!”

Chef just brought a literal hot tub and put it next to their cabin, then added warm water.

Bugs: “Sweet! I call this a victory celebration!”

Bashame: “Can we have some rice as a celebration for winning?”

Ellis: “PLEASE MAN! We’ve been dying of no meal here ever since we arrived.”

Chris: “Luckily for you guys, we have prepared some extras waiting for grabs.”

Chef pushed a tray into the scene. He took off the cover and revealed a lot of meals. Shaggy and Basheme are drooling like dogs at the sight of food.

Toko: “W- what’s with that gross look?!”

Meg: “Woah, that’s… awesome!”

Ellis: “Let’s get to party! WOOHOO!”

Ellis magically stripped everything leaving his swimsuit trunk only and was the first one to dive into the hot tub. (and damaged his head because it’s not even that deep)

Bugs: “What’re we standing here for, doc? It’s time for our deserved break!”

The rest of Python followed his lead and joined the hot tub, with an exception of Shaggy and Bashame who’s focused on the food and Toko is just being Toko.

After a good few minutes, every Gators reunited at the camp in one piece. Trevor, Daisy and Kaede have recovered from their injury. J gave a glare to Malina who’s lowkey pissed.

Pen: “Ouch. What a mess.”

Charles: “Haha, yeah, you guys look like a mess.”

J: “Sooooo, Malina, mind explaining what you were up to earlier?”

Malina: “What do you want?”

J: “Oooh, I dunno? Something about a giant log rolling towards us and you were the one behind this?”

Malina: “Yeah, I don’t feel bad about it, same goes for the pit trap, I've been trying to get March and Meg to disappear and it failed the duty.”

Vanoss: “Ohhhh, goddamn it.”

Trevor: “Oh, make sense, I guess.”

J: “Trevor. This whole thing would’ve been prevented if you stopped her from leaving.”

Trevor: “Okay, ‘mom’.”

Malina: “Seriously, forget this ever happened.”

J: “Well, you cost us the challenge, moron. Do you realize what situation you’re in, right now?”

Malina: “Gee, thanks for the observation, Captain Obvious.”

J: “‘Gee, thanks for the–’ actually shut up.”

Malina: “Fine, tin-can.”

J: “You wouldn’t dare–”

Trevor: “Oh, for fuck sake–someone please just get over there and punch one of their face so we can finally move on?”

Pretty much everyone already knows who to vote for.

(CONFESSIONAL) J:

“Yup, Malina’s definitely going out tonight.”

Cut to the nighttime, the Gators make their way to the campfire ceremony. The Gators sat on their stumps while Chris and Chef stood by the fire pit holding a tray of marshmallows.

Chris: “Campers. I have seven marshmallows neatly placed on a tray and up for grabs.”

He wasn’t lying when he said the marshmallows were neatly placed on a plate.

Chris: “ Moving on, before I reveal the votes, let’s do a quick review on crazy stuff that happened during the challenge. Kaede.”

Kaede: “Mhmmmmm, wasn’t today so much fun?”

Chris: “Yup, real fun indeed when you nearly walked off a cliff for being so careless—luckily, our savior Freeman saved you at the last second, I would have to face serious consequences if I let that happen.”

Kaede: “Aww, sorry about thattttt~”

Chris: “Malina.”

Malina: “Ughhh, get over it.”

Chris: “Wow, I mean wow! How did your sabotage attempt lead to a disaster to your team's defeat? Funniest thing I’ve witnessed in a while. Shame though, they’re probably booting you out of the game.”

Malina: “It was pure dumb luck that my targets dodged it, my team just happened to be there at the worst time.”

Chris: “Trevor.”

Trevor: “Great.”

Chris: “I would like to thank you for not even trying to stop the demon so she can pull her sabotage plan.”

The Gators groaned.

Trevor: “Huh… alright.”

Chris: “What? C’mon Belmont. No ‘you’re welcome’ at all?”

Trevor: “Nope.”

Chef: “And don’t think I forgot about you three little snack bandits.”

Vanoss, Pen, and Charles gulped.

Chef: “You three have invaded my quarters to steal the food supplies.”

Vanoss: “Well, um, to be fair, Chef. Uhhhh, it’s for content!”

Chef raised his eyebrow.

Chef: “‘Content’, huh?”

Charles: “In all seriousness, we were, uh, starving like a dog. You guys didn’t even feed us when we arrived and had to do the long challenge first.”

Pen: “Hah! Imagine being the one who planned to crash into the cafeteria.”

His smile faltered when he realized he was the one who suggested the others do that. Chef does a throat-slit motion to warn them which spooked them enough.

Chris: “You all have casted your votes and I’ve tallied the votes. If I call your name, you are safe and will be given a marshmallow. If you don’t, you are going to kiss a goodbye to Camp Wawanakwa, with no other chance to return ever . First safe…”

“Pen.”

Pen barely caught the marshmallow.

Pen: “Woo!”

“Charles.”

He picked it up and ate it in one bite.

“Daisy.”

Daisy: “Sweet!”

She caught her marshmallow.

“Trevor.”

Trevor: “Mhm.”

He didn’t catch his marshmallow.

Trevor: “Fuck.”

“Kaede.”

Kaede: “Yayyyyyy~!”

Only for her face to get smacked by a marshmallow.

“Vanoss.”

Vanoss: “Yeah, that’s right, that’s right!”

He caught his marshmallow. Two remain. Malina and J sent their nasty glares at each other.

Chris: “Malina. J. I have the final marshmallow for the night. If I don’t call your name, you’re eliminated from the game. The last marshmallow goes to...”

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Chris: “J! Malina, you’re out.”

J caught her final marshmallow with pride and smirked towards the demon.

Malina: “...”

Chris: “Well, sorry, Sour Demon, the votes don’t lie.”

Chef: “C’mon, Malina, the boats don’t wait forever.”

Malina: “Hrnggh… screw this!”

Malina kicked Chef’s... yeah, you probably know where she aimed at. He’s now groaning in pain on the ground.

Chef: “OOOH!! My… my beautiful jewel… that’s one heck of a strong kick!”

Malina: “Do you want some more?”

Chef: “NO!”

Malina: “Whatever.”

Chris: “Hoho, at least I get to see more action from the sour lady.”

Timeskip to them being on the dock where the boat of losers awaits Malina.

Chris: “Malina, it’s a shame to see you go out early. Do you want to say your final goodbye to this island?”

Malina: “No, is it time for me to return to the damn underworld?”

Chris: “Nuh-uh, no sweet home for you yet, you will be residing in our loser’s resort!”

Malina: “I supposed that’s nicer than being in hell and had to endure every shit there.”

The sour demon hopped on the loser boat, she flipped her team before the boat took her away from the island.

Chris: “Guess she did not take the elimination kindly, pretty sore reaction… oh wait. Anyway, with our sour demon kicked out of the game, 15 campers are left! Who will be kicking the bucket next? Find out next time on Total. Drama. SOMETHING!”

CONFESSIONAL VOTES

Kaede: “Uhm, I thiiiiiiink… the robot told me to vote for herself, that must be ittttt!” (J)

Trevor: “Y’know, I could’ve killed the demon chick on my own terms, then turn her skin into a leather shoe, but I’m hoping those people willingly get her out.” (MALINA)

Daisy: “Sorry, Malina! You really cost us the challenge.” (MALINA)

Pen: “Malina, seriously, what were you thinking about that?!” (MALINA)

Charles: “Voting for her, haha. If she didn’t get booted out by this… eh, at least there was an attempt.” (MALINA)

J: “Ta-ta, Malina! Don’t even need to explain since it’s pointless.” (MALINA)

Malina: “I found her annoying, so~ get her out, I guess.” (J)

Vanoss: “Seriously, dude! That was the lamest trap ever, do better next time!” (MALINA)

ELIMINATION ORDER

16th - Malina - Chomping Gators (6-2)

REMAINING CAMPERS

Slithering Pythons: Gordon Freeman - Meg Griffin - Ellis - March 7th - Bugs Bunny - Meme Bashame - Shaggy Rogers - Toko Fukawa

Chomping Gators: Trevor Belmont - Princess Daisy - Vanoss - Pen - J - Charles Calvin - Otori Kaede

Chapter Text

Chris: “Last time on Total Drama Something: our new packs of 16 campers have arrived! We formed the Slithering Pythons and Chomping Gators, let’s say they got along really fine… besides those two. We had them put to sleep and were separated from their teammates! Their challenge was to find their missing members and bring everyone back to the camp in one piece. Our favorite bunny has accidentally brought a serial killer to life and promised to keep a secret between them. The mischief trio broke into the cafeteria to steal some snacks, and finally; the highlight of this episode involved our Sour Demon attempting a sabotage but it went counter-clockwise from her expectation! It cost her team their challenge, triggering her team to be unpleasant and was booted off the game first. There you have it folks, who will be going home today? What challenges are in store for these campers? Find out right here on TOTAL. DRAMA. SOMETHING!”

[INTRO]

The episode begins with everyone sleeping peacefully in their slumber and it’s morning right now. Chris and Chef were walking between the cabins, smiling deviously.

Chris: “It’s a beautiful morning today is it?”

Chef: “Yup.”

Chris: “I miss the old days where I disrupt their morning slumber, haha. This will never get old, right Chef?”

He picks up his megaphone.

Chef: “Prank ‘em, Chris!”

Chris: “Say the word again, Chef!”

Chef: “PRANK ‘EM!”

Chris: “You asked for it! Here we go!”

He first fixes his hair before he raises his megaphone, taking a deep slow breath.

Chris: “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, CAMPERS!!! Enjoying your beautiful sleep? Too bad! Breakfast’s coming on its way and you have to wake up to refresh your energy!”

The sudden jumpscare caused the contestants to jolt awake, some of them fell off of their bunk.

Meg: “OWWWW, did you really have to be that loud?!”

Trevor: “Fuck sake, Chris. Let all the humans have their deserved rest after what happened yesterday.”

Chris: “Aw, did I disturb your morning sleep? I’m sorry… NOT. You gotta face it that I will be doing this daily.”

They all left their cabin, feeling exhausted. Some of them tripped and fell off the porch. Toko was the first one to recover from falling and denied Gordon help.

Toko: “G- grr, t- that hurt!”

Bashame: “Ouchie…”

Bugs: “I guess this was our consequence for partying all night from winning the last contest, eh?”

Pen: “Yeah, right, you guys, somehow, still in the bathtub after we kicked the Sour Demon out!”

Vanoss: “Would lowkey be nice if you guys invited us.”

Shaggy: “Hey, where did the hot tub go?”

The Pythons looked around and their prized hot tub was completely gone.

Bashame: “Huhhhh, Bashame swear it was here before!”

Chris: “Yeah, those are very limited rewards, you guys will have to return it to us.”

Hearing this news made every Python’s member groan.

Bashame: “Aw man, no more meal? Bashame would like some rice again.”

Chris: “Hey, don’t worry, Bashame! Chef will be providing you guys with breakfast and experience his food for the first time!”

Chef: “Mhm.”

Meg: “Judging by the vibe of this island, I doubt it.”

Shaggy: “Rice? That’s something I wanted for as well.”

Bashame: “Agree!”

(CONFESSIONAL) DAISY:

“Ah, finally! I get to eat something! I sure hope it wasn’t that much of a slop!”

Soon everyone gathered in the cafeteria. Obviously, they weren’t too pleased with those so-called foods except for a few of them. Not telling who though. Vanoss poked his ‘meal’ with his spoon and the grey mush started shaking a little.

(CONFESSIONAL) DAISY:

“Never mind, oopsie.”

Vanoss: “Aw, fuck man, what the hell is this breakfast slop?”

Ellis: “Dang it! I was hoping for a good meal after our last dinner.”

March: “This food… doesn’t belong in my dimension, I’m willing to try it!”

J: “Free hospital trip.”

Chef: “Y’all gotta be grateful, or I’ll put some extra spice in it.”

Pen is enjoying his ‘food’... somehow. Including Shaggy, Bashame, and Kaede as well. A few of them are grossed out.

Vanoss: “Dude, how are you seriously eating that?”

Pen: “We got used to eating weird stuff in our place so this ‘food’ doesn’t gag me at all.”

Kaede: “Mmmmm, yummy”

Bashame: “Bashame thinks rice is better but this is close.”

She then scoops out her food that has a live maggot and puts it in her mouth.

Meg: “Is that a live maggot??”

Toko: “Eww! D- do you not care about your health?!”

Shaggy: “Yeah, like, it’s true. Me and Scoob have eaten weird things before.”

He said this as he revealed his tongue to remove a cockroach leg.

(CONFESSIONAL) MEG:

“Their appetite is very concerning.”

Bugs: “Eh, I wouldn’t eat something like this. What’s the point of eating this food when I have my carrot?”

He said this as he chewed his carrot.

Bugs: “What’s the matter, doc? Can’t eat?”

Toko: “Of course, idiot! H- how do people eat this? T- this is disgusting, this is what happened i- if you leave a blindfolded goat in charge of cooking with random ingredients!”

Chef: “Oh, you wanna go, nerd?”

Shaggy: “Ummm, dude, I think it’s better if you don’t provoke him further—”

Toko: “I- it smells like a rotten corpse here! I would rather eat a wild carrot than this, probably w- way better!”

The butcher knife was thrown and missed Toko by an inch, it was buried in the wall. Earning everyone’s attention.

Ellis: “Holy shit…”

Daisy: “Wh- WH–You could’ve killed her with that!”

Toko: “F- fine! I already lost my appetite anyway!”

Toko was going to leave until she noticed the blood on the blade.

Toko: “E- eeek! I- is that blood–”

Toko fainted and her face landed on the table at the sight of blood.

March: “Oh crap! She’s dead!”

Then she took out her camera and snapped a picture.

Meg: “What in the heck–”

March: “I gotta save this as evidence.”

Meg: “Oh.”

Bugs: “UH OH, CODE RED!”

Bugs immediately carried unconscious Toko like a sack of potato to somewhere far away.

Ellis: “Yo, what the heck's up with that bunny?”

(CONFESSIONAL) BUGS:

“Already promised the book nerd that I will keep her slasher persona a secret. Can’t let no one witness the change right here.”

Bashame has Toko’s plate now.

Bashame: “Thanks for the free fooooood~”

Shaggy: “Didn’t you say something, like, eating rice all day?”

Bashame: “Yes! Bashame likes rice, and might combine it with this food.”

Gordon grimaced at that.

Meg: “Whatever makes his customers happy, I guess.”

Shaggy: “Hey, I too, enjoy rice. Though, I don’t eat it that much in my life.”

Bashame: “Mhmm, rice fuels you with strength and souls! Rice is love, rice is life!”

Shaggy: “Yeah, for real, man! I could eat a whole mountain of this stuff.”

Bashame: “Bashame wants to make a rice field on this island, so everyone gets to enjoy it.”

Meg: “Not sure if that’s a brilliant idea, I mean, have you seen how much toxic waste was used here? The ground’s probably poisonous to make the rice field.”

March: “Really? I thought this place looks like a haven.”

Meg: “You’re clearly in the wrong, then.”

Ellis: “Chef would probably kill you if you made a successful rice field since you’re disrespecting his ‘cooking’.”

Chef: “Y’all hear sum.”

Everyone went quiet.

(CONFESSIONAL) BASHAME:

“Bashame and Raggy have bonded over rice, Bashame wants to invite him to join our Deer Club once this is over to start a rice field together!”

As Shaggy and Bashame continued bonding over eating rice. Now it’s Trevor’s turn to poke his ‘food’. Suddenly a cockroach's legs appeared and walked out the cafeteria.

Trevor: “What the fuck.”

Charles: “Oh, haha, reminds me of what my comrades ate.”

Daisy: “Charles, do military people like you eat this?”

Charles: “Uhhhh, this is far different from our usual rations. Though, I wished for a better one than those two.”

Kaede: “Mmm, so good~ are you gonna finish thaaaaattt?”

J: “...No. I don’t eat any organic things, I drink oils to survive.”

Kaede: “Okay~~ Can I have yours?”

J: “Take it. I don’t care.”

Trevor: “Hmm, I wonder if I could bribe him.”

Pen: “Knowing Chef? Nah–”

Trevor got up from his seat and approached Chef, earning his attention.

Chef: “If you’re here to talk smack about your meal, keep it to your mouth unless you want to end up like that woman.”

Trevor: “Nah.” 

He picked up his bag of coins.

Trevor: “What will one coin buy me for a better meal?”

Beat.

Chef: “Coin? Really? Do you think this is a food market?”

Trevor: “So… you sellin’ better stuff or nah?”

Chef: “No! This is what you eat everyday at this summer camp to keep our budget stable. And tell you what, we don’t use this strange coin as our currency.”

The vampire slayer gave up and went back to his seat.

As Shaggy and Bashame continued eating their ‘food’. Bashame's meal started to grow wings and fly.

Bashame: “Huh, did Bashame breakfast just grow wings?”

Ellis: “Holy crap, it’s a whirly-bird!

Gordon facepalmed. The ‘food’ continued flying.

Pen: “Hey, uh, Chef, are you gonna do something about that?”

Chef: “HEY, GET BACK HERE!”

Chef chased after the flying food which went outside the building.

Trevor: “Oh, so when mine walked out on its own, Chef didn't care. But it crossed the line when it grew a wing.”

Daisy slowly slid to Charles who just did a blank stare at his ‘food’. She tugged his shoulder.

Daisy: “Hey, Charles, do you, uh, I recall you, Pen and Vanoss broke into this place and stole some snacks, right?”

Charles: “That’s true, I didn’t want to hide anyway after he called us out in the last elimination.”

Daisy: “Great! Uhm, do you still have them? Would be nice to use them instead of this one.”

Vanoss, Charles and Pen make a smug face. Vanoss whistled his teammate to come to them.

Vanoss: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! As you’re aware that we had a stash of stolen goods from our Chef’s buddy, who’s in?”

J: “I’m not jumping in like a pig.”

Pen: “Your loss, I guess.”

Eventually everyone slowly raised their hands.

Vanoss: “Alright guys, follow us.”

The Pythons want to follow them as well.

Vanoss: “Nope, you’re not invited, stay where you are, losers!”

He led all of his teammates (minus J) and left the cafeteria in a group, only the Pythons remained.

Shaggy: “Zoinks, dude. Ain’t that a shame, clearly not invited.”

Ellis: “I feel ya, dude.”

Gordon patted Shaggy’s shoulder.

Shaggy: “No big deal, I mean we got food here right, Bashame?”

Bashame: “Agree!”

(CONFESSIONAL) GORDON:

Gordon tries to determine if Shaggy and Bashame are aliens or something. No human would eat a slop like this.

After a while, the Gators gathered up to the spot where the crews hid a basket full of snacks.

Vanoss: “Alright, alright, it’s time for the deserved meal you’ve been waiting for from all this bad cooking!”

He removed the picnic basket cover. No reaction at all but a blank stare.

Pen: “Vanoss?”

Vanoss: “What?”

Pen: “Our delicious treasure has been ransacked.”

And the stick figure was right, the basket and their loot is pretty much in a ruined state, looking like a wild animal that just discovered and ate it.

Kaede: “Wooooah, that’s so goooooood~”

Daisy: “Uhhh, guys, where’s the food?”

Trevor: “Did you seriously think it’s okay to leave them in the woods and feed the wild animals? That’s like going camping with night creatures nearby.”

Vanoss: “Nahhhh, I didn’t plan this, dude! Who was the one that’s in charge of hiding our stash again?”

Charles awkwardly raises his hand.

Charles: “Haha… yeah…”

(CONFESSIONAL) CHARLES:

“I thought this would be a good spot to hide the evidence in case the Chef’s coming to look for his food, oops, I was wrong then, my fault.”

Daisy: “Aw man, I was looking forward to it!”

Kaede: “Maybe the animals needed it more than usssssssss~ maybe that was meant to beeeeeeeee~!”

Vanoss: “Dude, the raccoons have their greatest dinner ever instead of us, why did you think this was the better spot to hide our loot?”

Charles: “Hey, come on, hiding it in our cabin is far more risky.”

Trevor: “Well, I’m expecting for a full stomach in the morning, but I fuckin’ wasted my time here.”

Pen: “Ahh, uhm, look! There’s still leftovers in the basket!”

Trevor: “It's got mud, I’m not eating shit, rather go for leaves and twigs.”

The loudspeaker rang. Unsurprisingly, it’s Chris.

Chris: “It’s Challenge Time, everyone! Gather to the beach, pretty please! You have five minutes, or else .”

Daisy: “Or else what?”

Kaede: “And we stuffed nothing for our next contest, yaaaaaaaaaay~!”

Vanoss: “I hope we get a cookie or something as the next reward… if we won.”

Five minutes passed. The contestants stand on the beach, looking at a massive, overly complicated obstacle course set up in front of them. There are crates scattered around, a narrow wooden platform stretching over a suspiciously murky pool, and a final area which is suspiciously empty. Chris and Chef stand on a raised platform. Chris is holding a megaphone, looking way too pleased with himself.

J: “Soooooooooo… enjoying your secret meal?”

Trevor just gave her a nasty glare.

J: “Yup, thought so.”

Kaede: “Aw, that’s not funnyyyyy! We’re starving!!!”

(CONFESSIONAL) J:

“We’re doomed if my teammates can't keep up with their energy since they starve themselves for a non-existence breakfast and abandon the Chef’s cooking. Not sure if I could blame them since I don’t eat those types.”

Charles: “So, uh, what’re we here for?”

Chris: “It’s for your next challenge. Do I need to repeat myself?”

Ellis: “Please do. It would be hilarious.”

Meg looked around and noticed something’s missing.

Meg: “Where’s Toko and the rabbit?”

March: “Oh, I didn’t notice that. I hope they get here soon.”

Bashame: “Yup.”

Just then Toko and Bugs appeared.

Shaggy: “Hey, man. Where did you two, like, run off to?”

Bugs: “It's really confidential, partner.”

Toko: “Y- yeah! Stay out of this, you ugly freak!”

Shaggy: “Ouch.”

Chris: “Wow, insults already? Moving on, this is where your next challenge takes place!”

Trevor: “Are we expecting to fight some satanic creatures?”

Chris: “I wish. For the ratings. It’s time to test your teamwork skill for your next challenge! The winning team will get an awesome reward, believe me!”

Pen: “Food…”

Chris: “This challenge comes with a twist! Four of you are blindfolded while the other three of your lucky members will be the caller and guide the blind throughout this challenge with their yelling. There are three stages for today’s challenge.”

March: “That… makes it seven, it’s uneven for us.”

Chris: “I know that. Because the Pythons have their full member present. One of you must sit out from this game, and earn a free invincibility ticket from being sent home. Who wants to sit out?”

Literally every Python raised their hands, pleading for their free immunity.

Chris: “See? I knew this would happen, this is why me and Chef have prepared something to randomize who gets to sit out.”

Chef picked up a piece of paper from the box and unfolds it. He reads the name out loud.

Chef: “Toko. You will be sitting out.”

Toko: “G- good! Don’t want to get my uniform dirty from those nasty sands, anyway!”

Toko took a seat at the bleachers. Chris began explaining each part.

Chris: “For your first stage in this challenge, please take a look over there!”

Chris gestured towards the first section of the course, where a bunch of crates are separated with tripwires and fences.

Chris: “The caller will guide their blind teammate to scavenge through the crates to find a key which is used to free your teammate, simple is it? Nope! Only one of them has a key in it and the rest are filled with totally harmless distractions, you just gotta see it on your own, and make sure to not trip or damage your blinded fellow because there are plenty of tripwires and fences around the course.”

There are 10 crates neatly separated from each crate.

Chris: “Once you found your key, direct your blindfolded teammate to the cage to free your other two blindfolded teammates so they can advance to the second stage.”

He gestured at a huge bamboo cage right at the end of the first stage. Moving onto the second section, an unstable wooden beam going in many directions stretching across a pool infested with electric eels. Several contestants gulped.

Meg: “At least the beam wasn’t that thin .”

Chris: “I could do that but boohoo, lawsuit jumpscare.”

Daisy: “Do we need to cross the pool while blindfolded?”

Chris: “Yup, a shocking balance! The first blindfolded camper will use the key to free their partner, who will also be blindfolded! Lucky for the first camper, this is for the second blindfolded. Now the second one gotta walk across this platform without falling into the eel-infested water below! Fun fact: Eels can shock you with up to 600 volts! That’s enough to make your hair stand up and your soul reconsider its choices. So, caller? Do your job! Because one wrong step and zap! Instant regret!”

March: “It’s okay guys, nothing bad will happen if we work together!”

Some of the contestants doubted her.

March: “Aw ok.”

Chris: “Once you reached the end of the platform and made it across, pull the lever to free your last two blindfolded teammates from their imprisonment.”

The final section is suspiciously empty with a chest located at the beginning and a key hanging at the end of the section.

Chris: “The final two blindfolded campers must follow the caller’s instructions to retrieve the key at the end of the course and bring it back. Sounds easy, right?”

Bugs: “I’m not buying your accent.”

Chris: “Ohhh, riiiiight, of course, I did forget to mention—there are quite a few well-hidden landmines buried under the sand. Step on one, you get blasted off into the sky in no time!”

Chef: “No, not a real landmine. It explodes with paint, feathers, and mystery goo.”

Chris: “Awww, Chef, you’re no fun! Why do you always ruin surprises? Whatever, instead of blasting off to infinity and beyond. Prepare for your fashion disaster!”

Chef: “Mhm.”

Chris: “No, actually, there might be a few real landmines hidden. Don’t worry about it, I hope it doesn’t hurt you. Totally.”

Trevor: “What the fuck is a landmine?”

Charles: “Basically a trap that will detonate under pressure, you step on it, you’re dead for good.”

Trevor: “I wish I could have a knowledge to build that so those night creatures can fuck off from our new village.”

Kaede: “You live in a village? Which oneee~ I bet it would be cool to live thereeeeeee~”

Trevor: “...”

(CONFESSIONAL) TREVOR:

“I still hate you for those ‘Treffy’ names for your little village, Alucard.”

Vanoss: “I love messing with my friends with a claymore.”

Trevor: “So you love swinging your huge sword to scare your friends?”

Vanoss: “What? No, no, no, it’s an explosive mine. Pretty funny to mess with.”

Trevor: “I don’t feel like asking anymore.”

Chris: “Anyway, campers! The first team to open their chest will win invincibility. You will be given five minutes to choose who gets to be the caller or blindfolded.”

Each team gathered at their own spot, except Toko who’s chilling on the bleachers.

SLITHERING PYTHONS

Gordon ponders a bit.

Ellis: “So, Freeman, which role will you be taking? As a blindfold. You’re not gonna work as our caller.”

He gestured towards the second section.

Meg: “You’re risking your own life for a reward we don’t know of, you know that?”

Gordon was aware but he clearly knows nobody else wanted to be a blind for the second section.

Shaggy: “Hey, if you, like, don’t mind, can I be the caller for the first section?”

March: “Sure! I wanna be blindfolded in that zone, it seems safer compared to the other two.”

Meg: “I can guide Gordon to cross the pool. I think.”

Gordon approved with his thumbs up.

Meg: “Good thing Toko isn’t competing today. Felt like she would just yap at everything.”

Ellis: “Yo, I mean, that’s true and all, but what about her? ”

He pointed at a certain person and the rest looked at Bashame who’s standing, clueless about the situation.

Bashame: “Hello!”

Bugs: “Hey, doc, how many fingers am I holding up?”

He held up two.

Bashame: “Two!”

Bugs: “Yup, she’s functional as ever.”

Bashame: “What does Bashame need to do to support the Deer Club?”

Shaggy: “Deer club? Like, um, you are participating in this challenge. Do you want to be the caller or blindfolded? I can switch spots for you.”

Bashame: “Hmmm…”

Shaggy: “And importantly, uhm, think of our next reward, like… being a bag of rice for us to cook!”

Bashame: “Ooo, Bashame takes the deal! Bashame will try her best to get her rice! Let’s go blind!”

Shaggy: “Huh, it was that easy.”

Meg: “Alright, we’re good. So she will be the blind for the last part.”

Bugs: “I’ll go blind, doc. The hat kid can be our final caller.”

Ellis: “That’s what I’d like to hear, bro!”

THE SLITHERING PYTHONS

SECTION 1: SHAGGY (CALLER); MARCH (BLIND)

SECTION 2: MEG (CALLER); GORDON (BLIND)

SECTION 3: ELLIS (CALLER); BUGS & BASHAME (BLIND)

SIT OUT: TOKO

CHOMPING GATORS

Vanoss: “AAAAAALRIGHT, new day new game, I shall be the leader of this—”

J: “Nope. You don’t seem like a good fit to boss around your teammates.”

Vanoss: “Aw man—was that too early to dominate someone as a team captain?”

J: “Nope, but you don’t fit as one. I should be the one leading all of you—”

Pen: “Can we not get to the leadership talk, we have to pick our caller and blindfolds.”

Daisy: “Eh, I’m fine with any. As long as it doesn’t involve eels.”

Trevor: “Yeah, I wouldn’t like to—”

J: “Hmm, Trevor & Kaede should be the blind for the last part.”

Trevor: “Just what made you think that we’re capable of doing this part?”

Kaede: “Oooh, sweeeet~”

J: “The landmine is not gonna hurt you. Just your fashion getting into trouble.”

Charles: “And… you picked Kaede to be blindfolded, see, the thing is, she might have just walked off somewhere on her own.”

J: “Oh shush, don’t worry, that’s why she was just there… as an extra. Definitely, not a good fit for our caller.”

Kaede: “Hmmmm, I’m fine with thaaaat!”

Trevor: “Sure, whatever.”

Daisy: “And I wanna be the final caller.”

J: “Excellent, go wild.”

Charles: “Me and Pen agreed to take the first section. He’s the caller, I'm blindfolded.”

J: “So, that’s left with… me and Vanoss… for the second section.”

Vanoss: “I’m going to be the second caller, like it or not. My own decision, buddy.”

J: “Nope, you get to walk across the pool.”

Vanoss: “Nahhhh, I already chose my decision. You can’t change my mind.”

J: “You dare to—”

Pen: “Um, wait! J! I might have an idea, how about you should be the blind instead. You got wings, right?”

J: “What about it?”

Charles: “Oh, I get it, you just simply fly across the pool and crash into the third section without needing to walk.”

J: “Hmm, you know what, that sounds acceptable.”

Daisy: “Is that fine?”

Trevor: “He never mentioned flying in the challenge, so… we’re good.”

J: “I hope so.”

THE CHOMPING GATORS

SECTION 1: PEN (CALLER); CHARLES (BLIND)

SECTION 2: VANOSS (CALLER); J (BLIND)

SECTION 3: DAISY (CALLER); TREVOR & KAEDE (BLIND)

Everyone already chose their roles for today’s challenge. The callers climbed to their tower and the blind had blindfolded themselves in the starting point.

Chris: “Campers ready?”

He picked up his airhorn and blasted it loudly.

Chris: “GO!”

Shaggy: “Okay, March, go forward!”

March went forward at a fast rate.

Shaggy: “Slower, man! Like, you’re gonna trip yourself if you rush it.”

March: “Tell me when to stop!”

Pen: “Charles–CHARLES! Stop! There’s a tripwire in front of you–”

The helicopter pilot tripped.

Charles: “Ouch.”

Chris and Chef were watching in the background in amusement.

Chris: “Ouchie! Did you see that Chef? We just started and there’s already a fault in their teamwork.”

Meg: “Oh shut up.”

Shaggy: “Head to your left!”

March: “Okay!”

Shaggy: “WAIT NO, I MEAN RIGHT!”

March: “WHA–”

OOF

March: “Please, be clearer next time! That hurts!”

Shaggy: “Like, I’m sorry, man! Can you get up?”

Pen: “Charles, you just skipped the crate.”

Charles: “O–oh where?”

Pen: “Do a full 180 then wave your hands to your left until you touch a crate.”

Charles: “Got it.”

He starts wavering his hands until he feels something.

Pen: “Yea! That’s one!”

Charles: “Okay, I’ll dig in.”

Shaggy: “Zoinks, dude! Stop! There’s a tripwire in front of you—”

March just skipped over the tripwire.

March: “What?”

Shaggy: “Never mind, go left. You’re about to reach your first crate.”

March: “Oh, alright.”

SNAP

Charles: “KYAHH, OW, OW, OWWW!”

He has a mousetrap glued to his finger.

Chris: “Oh, here comes our harmless distraction!”

Chef: “I wouldn’t call those harmless.”

Chris: “Just be quiet and keep on watching.”

Meg: “Classic Chris.”

Back to March’s ‘perspective’ she picked up a key from a crate.

Shaggy: “YES, you got it, dude!”

March: “Um, Shaggy, what am I holding?”

Vanoss: “Oh shit, you’re holding a dead rat!”

March: “EEK!”

She started throwing her key away and everyone looked at Vanoss.

Vanoss: “What? It’s funny.”

Shaggy: “Come on, dude! We just got our key!”

Ellis: “That’s foul, man!”

Meg: “Yeah, but, a dead rat wasn’t supposed to be that thin and metal.”

Pen: “That should give us some time, c’mon Charles, did you find a key?”

Charles: “No! I felt like I’ve searched everything in here.”

Pen: “No key then, move to your right.”

Charles: “Ight.”

Shaggy: “March, the key is on your left, you just threw that away!”

March: “I know! I know! I’m retrieving it back.”

Shaggy: “Okay, turn right and crouch until you find your key.”

Pen: “Shoot. They’re close to their key! Charles, you’re nearing the next crate.”

Charles: “Okay, where?”

Pen: “Forward. While going slightly left!”

Charles: “Kay.”

He didn’t slightly go left and was about to collide on a fence.

Pen: “Oh no! Stop—”

Charles: “OOF.”

Pen: “Oops, my bad.”

Vanoss: “Dude, that was wicked and hilarious.”

Pen: “Not helping man!”

(CONFESSIONAL) VANOSS:

“I’m pretty sure I was trying to hype ‘em up.”

Pen: “Charles, can you get up?”

Charles: “Yeah, I’m super. Now, where’s our next crate?”

Pen: “Just head toward your right.”

Shaggy: “Your hands are in the wrong place! The key is on your left, dude!”

March: “On it!”

(CONFESSIONAL) MARCH:

“I’m covered in sand now over finding a key, I hope it doesn’t ruin my camera… Geez! Why did I think it was a good idea to bring it along?”

March: “Ow, I think I got sand in my sleeves.”

Shaggy: “Zoinks, man, that sucks. Can we, like, focus on the key to free Freeman first?”

Gordon tapped the cage to gain Meg’s attention asking how they are doing in the first section.

Meg: “They’re close to getting their key, alright?”

Gordon nodded at her response.

March: “I got it! Is this a key?”

Vanoss: “No, that’s an—”

Meg: “Shut up!”

Vanoss: “Damn.”

Shaggy: “It’s a key, don’t fall for it!”

March: “I’m not! Now where’s the cage to free our man?”

Shaggy: “Turn around and head straight, very carefully.”

Pen: “Aw shucks, they got their key already! Did you find it in your crate?”

Charles: “Uhhh, hold on, I feel something on my hand.”

He picked up a key.

Charles: “Is this it?”

Pen: “Yes, that’s the one! Now take it easy and go forward, no rush.”

Charles: “Got it.”

Daisy: “Aw yeah, good work you guys!”

Toko: “W- whatever.”

March was led by Shaggy into the cage except the cage was backward so she had to go to the backside to free her next teammate.

Shaggy: “You reached the cage, but the gate’s at the back.”

March: “Ok!”

She went on her way to the backside of the cage while holding an iron bar.

Ellis: “Wow, doing good so far, team! We’re making it this far.”

Meg: “Dude, come on, don’t jinx it.”

Pen: “Go forward and the cage’s all yours, buddy!”

Charles: “Nice, now where’s the keyhole?”

Pen: “Huh?”

Looks around.

Pen: “Oh, it’s in the back.”

Charles: “One step closer to freeing our teammate!”

J: “Can you be quick already?”

March reached the gate. She’s trying to insert her key into a keyhole.

March: “C’mon, lil guy, get inside.”

Click.

March: “There we go!”

Chris: “And Pythons are in the lead as they recently freed their second teammate for the next section.”

Chef: “At least it’s a single key, would be a no problem for anyone trying to get it inside a keyhole.”

Chris: “Aw man, why did you tell me that right now? Would’ve been more fun if there were a lot of keys in the chains earlier.”

The Pythons cheered as Shaggy and March finished the first section, March now took off her blindfold. Both of them went to sit on the bleacher, joining Toko.

Shaggy: “Man, I’m glad we did our best work!”

March: “I call this a victory snap!”

She took a selfie of her, Shaggy and Toko; which blinded them a little because of the flashing lights.

Toko: “I- I didn’t ask to be a part of your stupid photograph collection!”

Meg: “Alright, Freeman, time for you to shine!”

Gordon slowly walks out of his cage and gives out a thumbs up.

Pen: “You’re at the gate now.”

Charles: “Okay!”

…

Charles: “Uhh…”

Pen: “What is it?”

Charles: “I think I dropped my key on my way here.”

J: “Are you SERIOUS?!”

Chris: “Lost your key already? That’s a shame, but there’s another thing to make it a greater shame!”

He glanced at Gordon who’s being guided by Meg to cross the pool, expecting him to fall into electric eels infested water.

(CONFESSIONAL) GORDON:

He shook his head in disbelief, knowing what Chris was referring to.

Pen: “I think you might’ve dropped your key nearby!”

Charles: “Can you see it?”

Pen: “No! I can’t see anything because you blocked my view!”

Vanoss: “C’mon, it’s–”

Chris: “Nope! Slow down there, Mr. Owl. You can not help your teammate that isn’t in the same part as yours.”

J: “This is gonna be a long day.”

Chris: “Or night!”

Charles repeatedly banged his head on the iron bar while searching for his dropped key.

Meg: “Stop!”

Gordon stopped at his track, too close to reach the edge of the platform.

Meg: “I want you to turn 90 degrees to your left!”

He listened to her command and did the turn.

Meg: “Good! Now three steps forward.”

Shaggy: “Zoinks, man. Do you feel anxious about this?”

March: “You bet I do! But, he seems like a brave guy, he can do it.”

Shaggy: “I hope so. I’m very concerned for his safety dude.”

Toko: “I- it was his choice to walk on the plank- anyway!”

Gordon somehow heard their conversations and gave a thumbs up reassuring them he will be fine; although, he looked toward the wrong direction which was Chris and Chef.

Chris: “See, Chef? I told you he likes the risk.”

Back to Charles and Pen struggling to find their key.

J: “Seriously, how HARD is it to find a simple metal object!”

Vanoss: “Probably buried under the sand.”

Pen: “Stop being sour, dude. I’m trying my best to look for it!”

Charles: “Oh wait, I got it!”

Pen: “Nice–”

Charles: “Never mind, it’s a stick, sorry for the false hope, teams.”

J: “Ughhhhhhh…”

Meg: “Umm, this is a problem.”

Gordon put his hand on his chin.

Meg: “Thing is, there’s a huge gap for you to jump across the next platform.”

He understood the situation and solemnly nodded.

Meg: “Yeah, I hope you know how to jump, this is a big serious situation.”

Gordon trekked back to the end of the platform to give him a breather to sprint.

Meg: “Okay, when I say jump. You jump.”

Daisy: “Oh man, I can’t look at this.”

Vanoss: “Same, but it’s for content so I’m gonna witness it.”

Daisy: “Where’s yo sympathy mannnn.”

Gordon started to run in blind. Shaggy nervously biting his fingers, March aimed her camera toward the gap where Gordon was jumping for her picture but was nervous as well; Toko just kinda watched them.

Gordon kept sprinting until the end.

Meg: “JUMP!”

He successfully made it across the huge gap with his jump.

(CONFESSIONAL) GORDON:

He knocked his HSV suit, saying that his suit helped him move faster.

Meg: “You did it! Now take it slow and turn to your right.”

Charles: “Huhhhh, what the heck is this?”

Pen: “That’s the key!”

Charles: “Really?”

Pen: “Nah kidding, it was a metal rod.”

J: “Are you done clowning around??? Just go get the damn key!”

Vanoss: “Woah, a robot boss lady patience wearing thin.”

J: “Shut up.”

Charles: “Ok, found the key.”

Pen: “Yes, that’s the one! Now free her and we’ll finally get our deserved breaks.”

Daisy: “It only has been 20 minutes.”

Charles now tries to insert his key into a keyhole to free J.

Meg: “Turn to your left, then walk forward to the goal.”

Gordon obliged her request and made it across the pool safely whilst the rest of the Pythons were cheering.

Meg: “The lever’s in front of you and we’re done.”

He walked and hit his head on the tip of the lever but managed to pull it down. Setting the last two blindfolds free.

Chris: “Wow, what a great teamwork from Meg and Gordon!”

Meg and Gordon finished their job and did a high-five before resting on their bleachers.

Ellis: “Alright, alright, team! It’s time to work on our way for the next reward. Y’all heard my voice?”

Bugs: “Loud and clear, doc.”

…

Ellis noticed Bashame already fell asleep on the mat.

Bugs: “Is it just me or did I hear a snoring?”

Ellis: “She fell asleep again. Yo, wake up!”

The girl immediately woke up, interrupting her peaceful slumber.

Bashame: “Wuh?”

Ellis: “Oh, thank the lord, thought you were out cold again. Do you remember what to do for this challenge?”

Bashame: “Bashame remembers, you lead her to the key!”

Ellis: “And is my voice clear enough?”

Bashame: “Bashame hears!”

As Ellis commanded them. We cut to Charles who just finished unlocking the cage.

Chris: “The Gators are done with their first section! Finally! I’m bored watching the Pythons carry out their game.”

Pen and Charles went to the bleacher for their break.

Vanoss: “Seriously dude, you have to put a key into a keyhole then you just simply pull a lever for the next one.”

J: “Are we done?”

Vanoss: “Yea. Heard.”

J: “Good. We have a lot of catching up to do.”

Vanoss: “AAAALRIGHT, J! You just need to—”

J: “Straight? All the way straight?”

Vanoss: “Dude, I haven’t finished—”

J unfurled her wings and flew across the pool. The Pythons just watched her in shock.

March: “W- what?! That’s not fair!”

Chris: “Oooh, a sick play, I’ll allow it.”

The Pythons groaned as Vanoss guided the robot to pull the lever; freeing Trevor and Kaede.

Chris: “And they completed the second trial, it was rather quicker than Pythons.”

Ellis: “Wh- what?? How the hell did that happen?”

Vanoss: “Simple! She just used her wings, oooohhh!”

Daisy: “I hope you both are ready to endure some landmines, and Kaede, you better not walk away from this scene without my instruction.”

Kaede: “Okkayyyyyy!”

Trevor: “Sure. How bad can this get?”

BOOM

Daisy and Ellis looked at Bashame covered in feathers, gel, and paint after stepping on a hidden landmine.

Ellis: “My bad, girl! I forgot about those things.”

(CONFESSIONAL) BASHAME:

She coughed some feathers out. “Wow, these traps are amazing! Reminds Bashame of her friend, Anko! She’s a master of setting up booby traps.”

Bugs: “What’s out there, doc?”

Ellis: “One of our comrades has fallen for a trap, be careful out here dude.”

Bugs: “How? I’m literally blindfolded.”

Ellis: “Oh shit, sorry man! Try, uh, going left!”

The bunny went to the left and stepped on a landmine, triggering an explosion and was covered in paint.

Bugs: “Ain’t that a stinker, eh doc?”

Ellis: “HOGWASH MAN!”

(CONFESSIONAL) ELLIS:

“Hey, you can not blame me for this, y’all. They blended in the sand very well like how Hunter blended among the common zombies before pouncing on us.”

The Gators did well with how Daisy commanded Trevor and Kaede. None of them has triggered a landmine yet, but the schoolgirl slowly went off track and headed toward the ocean.

Daisy: “KAEDE, GET BACK HERE! DON’T GO RUNNING OFF TO THE OCEAN!”

Kaede: “My bad!”

Trevor: “Hey, Princess, where to?”

Daisy: “Straight.”

The vampire slayer took a step forward and he’s now covered in feathers after a landmine explosion.

Trevor: “What the shit am I covered in?”

Daisy: “It’s just feathers! And I’m sorry for that!”

Trevor: “Well shit, I can admit it’s nobody’s fault for whatever these weird explosive things are.”

Chris: “HA! Your welcome, Treffy!”

Trevor: “Fuck off.”

Ellis: “Bashame, head right, there’s a key nearby!”

Bashame: “Okay!”

She just strolled past the key.

Ellis: “NO, GET BACK HERE! TURN AROUND!”

Bugs: “Huh? Was that an order for me?”

The bunny turned back and walked the wrong way.

Ellis: “NO, THAT WAS THE RIGHT WAY, TURN AROUND!”

Bashame: “Bashame hears you!”

She turned around to walk away from the key.

Meg: “Dude, you lowkey need to be more direct and give out their name!”

Ellis: “Ah, yeah, that makes sense. Bugs! Turn around and walk straight! Bashame, girl, you need to turn around as well, you just missed the key!”

Both now followed his order and did the thing.

Daisy: “Kaede, go to your left.”

Kaede: “Why?”

Daisy: “Just go? I think the landmines in front of you, I don’t trust going straight all the time.”

Meanwhile Trevor in the far back, covered in pretty much everything; like you know, feathers, gel, confetti, paint, and more.

Trevor: “Is this the key?”

Daisy: “No, Trevor. That’s a fence you’re touching. You’re really that far away from the key.”

Trevor: “Shit.”

Kaede: “Sooooo, do I go straight or leffft?”

Daisy: “Left!”

Kaede: “Okay! Consider it done!”

Kaede didn’t even put her arm in front and ended up hitting her head on a pillar then passing out.

Chris: “OHHH, what a crash right over there.”

Daisy: “Kaede, get up!.”

No response.

Daisy: “Shoot, uhh, don’t worry, we still have Trevor!”

Another explosion was heard from Trevor. Probably looked worse than before.

Trevor: “...”

Chris: “Ohhh, you see that disaster, Chef? I would never imagine myself having a makeover that led to a mess like this drunkard.”

(CONFESSIONAL) TREVOR:

“Will someone come over here and KILL THIS MAN?”

Ellis: “One’s outta commission, Bugs, keep going forward.”

Bashame: “What’s Bashame order?”

Ellis: “Bashame, just walk forward and wave your arm around until you touch something. That’s where the key is.”

Bashame: “Okay!”

She waved her arms until she touched a pillar.

Ellis: “Yeah, that’s it! The key’s by you nearby hanging on a ceiling.”

Bashame: “Here I come, key!”

The problem is that she was too short to reach the key.

Bashame: “Umm, where’s the key?”

Ellis: “Jump!”

She jumped.

Ellis: “With both of your arms up!”

She did that and still not enough to reach the key.

Ellis: “Who the hell designed this course, dude???”

Chris: “All credits on me.”

The four overworked interns watching from afar:

Although none of them, somehow, noticed Vanoss snatching one of the intern’s phones from their pocket. He quickly returned to the bleachers.

J: “That was a very long duration for a bathroom break.”

Vanoss: “Dude, it’s like 2 minutes.”

Ellis: “Bugs, keep going straight.”

The bunny followed his command. Unfortunately, he stepped on a hidden landmine again causing himself to be covered in a lot of sticky gel.

Bugs: “I would’ve outwitted everything if it wasn’t for me being blindfolded!”

Trevor slowly moved toward unconscious Kaede on the sand.

Daisy: “Trevor, be careful! If you keep going straight, you might end up hurting our unconscious teammate.”

Trevor: “What the hell happened? Was this about Kaede?”

Daisy: “Yeah, she got knocked out cold earlier.”

Trevor: “Great. I’m alone now and was expecting to be blasted by those clusterfuck amounts of landmine, again.”

Daisy: “Yeahhhh, go right.”

Trevor went right. He stepped on a hidden landmine again.

Chris: *crunch* “Absolute cinema!”

Trevor: “Fuck sake.”

Ellis: “Bashame, can you reach your key?”

Bashame: “Bashame can’t find it, is the speaker toying with Bashame?”

Ellis: “I’m not dude! It’s just… um, you’re too short.”

Bashame: “Ohhh, then Bashame needs to climb on something!”

Bugs: “Uhh, doc? Where to?”

Ellis: “Shit, uhh, head left. And Bashame? Turn around, there’s a stool nearby.”

Bugs: “Hey, doc, how far until I reach the key too?”

Ellis: “Very far.”

Bugs: “How…”

Ellis: “I mean, those hidden bombs got you good. It’s kind of a miracle that Bashame hasn’t gotten one for a while.”

Bugs: “With that sentence being said, I think you might jinx it, doc.”

Ellis: “Nah, no way man, she’s good–”

Bashame fell asleep near a stool.

Ellis: “OH COME ON!”

Vanoss: “Dude, someone really needs to move the key or step up their game, this is taking forever. I mean, the explosion is still entertaining to watch.”

Trevor: “Hey, is this it?”

Daisy: “YES! The keys on your left, it’s hanging.”

Trevor: “Let’s get this over with.”

He snagged the key by pulling and the rope broke and cut itself, he was on his way to return to the starting spot and accidentally stepped on unconscious Kaede.

Trevor: “What in the fuck—”

Daisy: “You just stomped on her leg!” 

Trevor: “My bad. But seriously, you should’ve stopped me earlier.”

Just then Trevor triggered another landmine and lost his key after an explosion. He could hear Chris and Chef laughing although Chris does it more maniacally.

(CONFESSIONAL) TREVOR:

“Every day is the same but worse.”

Pen: “MANNNN, again with the lost key?”

J: “This one isn’t accidental compared to yours.”

Charles: “Oh, haha, yeah… was that a compliment?”

Vanoss: “Ow, now that it blasted off somewhere and the land is covered in weird goo. This might take a long time to retrieve our key back.”

Meanwhile on the other side, the mechanic yelled to wake Bashame from her sudden slumber. It’s not effective.

Bashame: “Snoreeeee… mimimimimi…”

Bugs: “What’s next?”

Ellis: “Eh, screw it, you’re our last hope man! The key’s hanging in front of you.”

Bugs: “Hear.”

He swung his hand above until he touched a key attached to a rope.

Ellis: “YES! That’s the key, you need to untie it.”

Bugs just chomped the rope off, not even trying to untie it. He’s now got a key and is heading back toward their chest.

Ellis: “That worked? Turn around and move forward.”

J: “HEY, DAISY! How’s the key?”

Daisy: “It’s very hard to see from a distance.”

Trevor was there blindly digging the goo-covered-sands in hope of finding a key.

Daisy: “Come on, Trevor! You got this.”

The Pythons cheered as Bugs was slowly heading back to the chest thanks to Ellis instructions. The Gators watched them and were very unpleasant of their challenge attempt again.

Pen: “At this point, we’ll be losing again.”

Vanoss: “No, I got an idea.”

Pen: “Tell?”

Vanoss: “Give me a second… let me just make a quick call.”

He whipped out a phone.

Charles: “Uhhh, where exactly did you get that from?”

Vanoss: “Simple. I ‘borrowed’ ‘em. Figured this would be the best time to call him for a favor.”

He inserted the number on his totally-not-stolen phone. 

Vanoss: “Yeah, hello? ‘Sup man, how are you doing? Mhmm, mhmm, yeah, do me a favor. Mhm, mhm, yeah, got it. Thanks, man.”

He hangs up.

Pen: “Who did you call?”

Vanoss: “Contacted my buddy Lamar to hire a mugger to target a specific person.”

Beat.

Charles: “Wait, what? Mugger? Are you a part of a crime syndicate?”

Vanoss: “Nah, not anymore.”

Pen: “Even if you actually called a mugger, I doubt they would come here in time.”

Vanoss: “Nah, nah, just watch, just watch. It will be worth the popcorn.”

Back to the game area.

Ellis: “Alright, keep moving! The path’s safe.”

Meg: “Doing great, Bugs! Just keep going straight.”

Suddenly one of the interns behaved differently and left their spot to go in Bugs Bunny direction. He heard footsteps approaching him.

Ellis: “Uhh, yo, what’s he doing?”

The intern got close to Bugs.

Bugs: “Who’s there, doc? Bashame? Did ya finally stop dreaming about eating rice—”

A PRANK’D caption was displayed above Bugs with a loud air horn playing in the background. The bunny got ragdolled after the mugging and he landed on a landmine.

BOOM

Bug: “GWAAAAHH AH HOO HOO HOO HUUUU!!!”

He was blasted off into the sky with a trail of smoke following behind. Gordon scratched his head trying to come up with a reason for the intern to attack Bugs.

March: “What was that for? What did that poor bunny do??”

The intern left with the bunny wallet containing $30. The rest (except for the blindfold) are confused on what exactly happened to the intern and Bugs.

Chris: “Oh, ho, ho! Looks like one of my interns doesn’t take my salary too kindly; they just resorted to stealing our contestants' wallet. And that’s one of the actual landmines.”

(CONFESSIONAL) BUGS:

“I will drop an anvil above you in your peaceful slumber, whoever was the mastermind behind this muggin’. I know it, doc. One of you must’ve stolen my possession!”

Vanoss: “OH MAN. DO YOU SEE THAT? THAT WAS HILARIOUS.”

Charles: “Huh, that was… something. Very cool though, it would give our team a better chance.”

J: “What’s funny?”

Vanoss: “Oh, nothing, just thought of a stupid joke in my head.”

(CONFESSIONAL) J:

“Yeah, quit fussing, you scrawny hawk. Though, I must credit you for buying the Pythons another time.”

Trevor: “I think I found it.”

He touched a metal object below him, it’s their lost key.

Daisy: “Ooh, good job for recovering our key. Can you still move?”

Trevor: “Alright, now where?”

Daisy continued guiding him, we cut to Ellis trying to spot their dropped key and Bugs is no longer in the game and Bashame is still asleep.

Ellis: “Where the hell is it? I know he dropped it somewhere after the explosion.”

Luckily with his sharp eye, he glanced at the key.

Ellis: “Yooo, high-five eye! Now who’s our backup—”

Realizing it’s Bashame. He sighed.

Ellis: “Bashame! Wake up! You’re our last hope now after Bugs was sent to the sky!”

The girl finally woke up in a miracle. Somehow, doesn’t notice the blindfold covering her eyes.

Bashame: “Wow, Bashame had a nice dream of eating rice mixed with mushrooms.”

Ellis: “Bashame! You’re alive! Christ, I thought you were dead.”

She ‘looked’ around her surroundings but all she saw was dark.

Bashame: “What did Bashame miss?”

Ellis: “Just get up and start moving forward, a key dropped to the sand.”

Bashame: “Bashame can’t see, Bashame need to take off the cover—”

Ellis: “NOOOOO, DON’T! IT’S FOR THE CHALLENGE!”

BOOM

Another explosion has hit Trevor again, he didn’t lose the grip of his key.

Trevor: “I smell like shit at this point. Couldn’t top the reek of the booze on me.”

Daisy: “It’s alright, you’re still kicking and well. Keep going forward.”

Trevor: “Hear.”

The Gators cheered as Trevor slowly made his way to their chest.

Ellis: “SHIT, QUICK, QUICK!”

Bashame: “Okay, now what?”

Ellis: “NO, FREEZE! You skipped the key!”

Bashame: “Oops.”

She kept walking forward.

Ellis: “I said freeze earlier, dude! Stop moving!”

Bashame: “Oooh, Bashame thought you were talking about a frozen meal!”

Ellis: “Turn around. Pretty please, we’re on the brink of elimination risk if we fail.”

Bashame: “Let’s do it.”

She somehow went the right way instead of forward.

Ellis: “Oh my God, dude.”

Daisy: “YES, TREVOR, YOU’RE CLOSE!”

Trevor: “Time to see what’s inside—WOAH—”

He accidentally tripped and let go of the key which landed on a hidden landmine, sending the key away. The Gators were speechless for a good minute while Trevor awkwardly got up from the fall.

(CONFESSIONAL) DAISY:

Footage of Daisy trashing the confessional room over this.

Vanoss: “NOOOOOO, this was so sad but also funny, then it got sadder.”

J: “Welp, our immunity’s chances were blown away.”

Trevor: “I guess that’s my fault or it’s those branches.”

Daisy: “There are no branches… we just reached our chest empty handed.”

Trevor: “Oh well, can’t do shit anymore—”

He kicked the chest really hard and hit the padlock, accidentally breaking it open. At the cost of his foot.

Daisy: “Um, Trevor?”

Trevor: “Aw shit, that fucking hurt as hell.”

Daisy: “You broke the lock.”

Trevor: “C’mon Princess, don’t be talking smack to me. The key was lost.”

Daisy: “Just crouch down and unlock it.”

He sighed, and finally followed the princess' words. He kneeled down and opened the chest.

Chris: “And that’s the game! The Gators have won their invincibility!”

The Gators cheered as they won an invincibility, meaning they’re safe, for now. Meanwhile, the Pythons weren’t satisfied by the news. Kaede woke up from those cheering.

Kaede: “Ufffff, what did I miss?”

Ellis: “Noooo! Sorry dudes, I failed y’all.”

Bashame: “Can Bashame remove the blind cover?”

Chris: “Yeah, you can now. The game’s over.”

Trevor took off the blindfold.

Trevor: “Wuzzah, let there be light.”

Meg: “WHAT! THAT WASN’T FAIR!”

Chris: “Come again? I can’t hear you!”

Meg: “They did NOT use their key to open their chest!”

Chris: “Oh. Well. I never mentioned unlocking your chest with a key, didn’t I?”

Beat.

March: “They cheated twice already, how is that fair??”

Ellis: “Aw c’mon, man. That’s some horseshit.”

Gordon fully agreed with Ellis' statement.

J: “Well, sorry, bozo. Chris should’ve explained the rules better.”

Pen: “Thanks to me, I found the loophole, not once but twice!”

Charles: “The second one was accidental but alright!”

Chris: “Gators. For winning this challenge… you will be enjoying this jar of delicious cookies!”

This got the Gators drooling like a hungry stray of dogs.

Toko: “A- again with that gross shit?!”

Vanoss: “Peak prize, where is it?”

Chris: “It’s in that chest Trevor just broke.”

Daisy hurriedly ran off to the chest and picked up a jar filled with cookies.

Daisy: “We’re no longer starving dogs now!”

Chris: “Pythons! You have a few hours to discuss which one of your first teammates deserves a boot to their face, see ya!”

Every camper left the area. Timeskip to the evening, in the male side of Python's cabin. Bugs entered with a bathrobe after cleaning himself from all these explosions. They’re discussing their vote.

Bugs: “That intern was a stinker, ain’t it? What was their deal?”

Ellis: “Yo, Bugs, you’re back! And I’m sorry y’all, don’t think I would fit as the caller.”

Gordon disagreed as if he was saying that the mechanic did fine in the challenge.

Bugs: “Eh, I’ll deal with the intern business later. Who’s taking the role of being a sacrificial lamb?”

Ellis: “‘Kay man, Toko’s out of loop. If us males are one pack. We’ll be sending one of the girls home. Who will it be?”

Bugs: “Our solution is simple, doc. We vote for the one who doesn’t contribute much to our team.”

Shaggy: “Like, who?”

Gordon does a gesture of a girl who sleeps at random places regularly.

Ellis: “Yeah, her, I think she’s going.”

Shaggy: “O- ohh! Like, Bashame, yeah! I forgot about her. But like, can there be a second option?”

Bugs: “Uh, what’s up, doc? Are you trying to keep her?”

Shaggy: “Um, it’s not like…”

Ellis: “To be fair, dude. She has a history of sleeping anytime. Remember the last time she slept in the hot tub and nearly drowned herself?”

Gordon recalled that event as everyone left the hot tub to sleep and noticed Bashame floating on the water and was there to rescue her.

Bugs: “Yup, how did she do when I was a goner, eh?”

Shaggy: “Umm, not perfect.”

Ellis: “Didn’t listen to my command, yeah. Hate to say it dude, she’s going home if she keeps dropping her weight and begins more napping. That ain’t surviving, that’s hibernation."

Shaggy: “Dude, like, she needs full sleep so she can be at full power!”

Bugs: “Um, full power of what? Sleeping harder?”

Shaggy: “She—”

The mechanic does a fake cough to disrupt his defense.

Ellis: “Shaggy, I get ya man. You’re trying to defend your first friend on this island.”

Bugs: “Bonding over rice, that’s something cute isn’t it? But you heard the kid. She ain’t pulling the weights.”

Gordon nodded, although felt bad about voting his friend out of the game. Shaggy doesn’t know how to respond back, giving up.

Shaggy: “I guess, you’re right about this.”

Bugs: “That’s the spirit kid!”

Ellis: “Yo, Gordon, where are you heading?”

The resistance leader pointed towards the girl’s side. Wanting to know who the girls are targeting.

March: “I’m having a lot of trouble deciding who to vote for. I mean, everyone in my team is friendly so far!”

Meg: “Really?”

March: “Serious!”

Toko: “D- don’t act like we’re best friends or something!”

Bashame: “So, what’s Bashame gonna do?”

Meg: “You’re going to vote someone out of the game.”

Bashame: “Oooh, who?”

March: “That’s what we’re trying to figure out!”

Toko: “A- are you braindead?? I- it’s an easy vote!”

A sound of knocking was heard on the girl’s door.

March: “Come in whoever was outside!”

Gordon peeks out from the door.

Toko: “E- eek! Don’t just stare at us like that, you perv!”

Meg: “Oh, I think he wanted to talk to us.”

March: “Umm, alright, we’ll move out!”

Meg and March left the room to join Gordon. Once outside, he wanted to know who the girls were voting for.

March: “It’s difficult. Honestly—”

Meg: “Yeah, we’re voting for Bashame.”

March: “SHHHH! Not so loud! Keep it a secret! And what did she do wrong?”

Meg: “Man, I thought you were already aware of how she performed in the challenge. She just… gotta go. I assume you boys have aimed for her as well?”

Gordon does a silent chuckle, confirming Meg’s claim.

Meg: “Great!”

March: “Ah- ah yeah, you were right on that part. What if she hears us and decides to go counter us?”

Meg: “Doubt she would anyway. Elimination starts in a few minutes.”

Cut to nighttime where the Pythons walked down the path towards the campfire ceremony and sat on their stumps. Chris and Chef stood by the fire with Chris holding seven marshmallows on a single tray.

Chris: “Pythons. Welcome to your very first elimination ceremony of this season. Tripwires, eels, landmines and explosions! You’re all on the chopping block tonight for not opening your chest. Before you go voting, let us throw some dirt at you!”

Meg: “I would say something about the chest but I don’t feel like doing it.”

Chris: “Good for you! Let’s start with… Bashame! Your tendency of sleeping anywhere has killed the mood of your teams, I mean, you slept during the middle of key hunting.”

(CONFESSIONAL) BASHAME:

“It was a nice nap, though.”

Chris: “Bugs! Oooh man, was that hilarious seeing a bunny attacked by a random intern mugging you for a little money? By the way, how was your flight trip?”

(CONFESSIONAL) BUGS:

“Well, first of all. I’m blind! I wouldn’t have seen the intern coming on my way!”

Chris: “And finally, Toko! Your lack of communication and bonds with your teammates by sitting out the challenge.”

Toko: “W- what do you think I have done?!”

Chris: “Nothing! Haha, I just need an excuse to throw some shade on someone. It got you good, huh? Anyways, no hard feelings, right? You’re not eligible to be voted out in this scenario, don’t worry.”

(CONFESSIONAL) TOKO:

“W- what is wrong with this guy? C- can a woman deserve some break? It was all luck that I was sitting out from this challenge!”

Chris: “You all have casted your votes and I read ‘em! When I call your name, you get your marshmallow. If not, say goodbye to Camp Wawanakwa. First marshmallow goes to… Toko, who’s safe from the beginning!”

He tossed the marshmallow which the writing prodigy didn’t catch and showed disgust.

Toko: “E- ew, I’m not eating that! Y- your hands are probably unsanitized!”

Chris: “Whatever. Meg!”

Chris tossed the marshmallow at Meg who caught it.

Meg: “Nice.”

Chris: “Freeman.”

He caught his next and took a bite out of it.

Chris: “Bugs Bunny.”

Bugs: “What’s up, doc?”

He caught his and ate it. He would rather have a carrot instead.

Chris: “March.”

She caught hers and took a photo of herself holding her marshmallow.

Chris: “Shaggy.”

Shaggy: “Like, zoinks man, thanks.”

He caught his marshmallow but is still not satisfied as he learns Bashame is in the bottom two.

Chris: “Ellis. Bashame. I have the final marshmallow on hold. One of you will be sent packing. The final marshmallow goes to…”

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Chris: “Ellis! You’re safe. Sorry, rice girl. It seems your time is up.”

He tossed the final marshmallow to the mechanic who sighed in relief.

Bashame: “Aw man. That sucked.”

Ellis: “Sorry, girl. It’s for the best.”

Shaggy: “Yeah…”

Bashame: “It’s okay! Bashame learned the flaw that caused Bashame to be voted out.”

Bugs: “Ah, at least you know—”

Bashame: “Bashame didn’t make a rice field for all of you earlier, if I did that would’ve saved me in the last second!”

The rest are dumbfounded by her claim.

Meg: “How did you come up with that? We voted you out because of your obsession with napping.”

Bashame: “Ooooh, I see.”

Shaggy: “Sorry, dude! I tried to get them to change their minds to vote for someone else but it wouldn’t work out.”

Bashame: “It’s okay, Shaggy! That was Bashame’s own fault, we had a good time eating rice, right? Bashame hopes you get this far!”

Shaggy: “Woah, like, thanks Bashame!”

Chris: “Are you all done? There’s a boat of losers waiting to pick you up.”

Bashame: “Okay! Lead Bashame to the way!”

Chris and Bashame made their way to the docks as the others waved her goodbye. A loser boat awaits by.

Chris: “So, Bashame, how was your experience in this game? Do you think your elimination is justified?”

Bashame: “Bashame finds no reason to deem her elimination unfair! But Bashame will miss her friends. Bashame’s excited that she can eat rice again instead of Chef’s cooking.”

Chris: “Ouch. You’re lucky he’s not around, otherwise you’d be a deer meat. And the good news is, there’s a resort for the losers to stay.”

Bashame: “Oh, Bashame’s heading there now!”

She hopped on to the loser boat which took her away from the island.

Chris: “I’m gonna miss that goofy ass mf. With Bashame being expelled, we’re left with 14 campers and make the teams even, and who will go home next? Will Shaggy eventually win for her? Will Bugs find the intern who mugged him? Find out in the next episode of Total. Drama! SOMETHING!”

At a very late-midnight, every contestant is peacefully asleep in their cabin. On the other side of the island, Chris and Chef are standing near two huge abandoned buildings.

Chris: “Man, it’s been long since this place was used. Now it’s just dust and cobwebs.”

Chef: “Chris, are you sure this is safe?”

Chris: “Don’t worry, Chef. I’m very confident that these ghosts won’t do any harm towards our contestant.”

Chef: “Yeah, but—it’s a ghost, Chris. They could go out and kill your campers if they disturbed their resting place because of your challenge.”

Chris: “I believe the ghost wouldn't be able to possess them anyway, it’s a-ok for their next contest, Chef. No need to be paranoid.”

Chef: “We’re gonna be in huge trouble if a contestant dies.”

Chris: “Just trust me, if the campers in my previous season can handle these kinds of shenanigans, then this will be no problem. Hopefully.”

Chef: sighs “Whatever you say, Chris.”

CONFESSIONAL VOTES

Gordon is a mute so there are eight pictures of him and his teammates on the board, he picked up Bashame. (BASHAME)

March: “No hard feelings, right?” (BASHAME)

Ellis: “Yo, I like your vibe, but you’re, uhh, not suited for this game. Sorry.” (BASHAME)

Toko: “W- well, S- Shaggy is somewhat useful, so I’m voting for her!” (BASHAME)

Shaggy: “Zoinks man, uhh, yeah, I hope he didn’t notice I switched my votes.” (ELLIS)

Bugs: “This feels like the author just added her in as cannon fodder, lowkey not surprised if that was real, eh doc?” (BASHAME)

Meg: “Your fate has been decided. Voted out of the game!” (BASHAME)

Bashame: “Bashame would like to vote for Shaggy to join the Deer Club!” (SHAGGY)

ELIMINATION ORDER

16th - Malina - Chomping Gators (6-2)

15th - Meme Bashame - Slithering Pythons (6-1-1)

REMAINING CAMPERS

Slithering Pythons: Gordon Freeman - Meg Griffin - Ellis - March 7th - Bugs Bunny - Shaggy Rogers - Toko Fukawa

Chomping Gators: Trevor Belmont - Princess Daisy - Vanoss - Pen - J - Charles Calvin - Otori Kaede

Chapter Text

Chris: “Last time on Total Drama Something: a mishap happened in the cafeteria because the customers weren’t satisfied with the Chef’s cooking, in which Toko fainted after a near-death experience thanks to the scary Chef throwing skill. We decided to give the teams a test for their teamwork! The result was a disaster, lots of errors and explosions! The Pythons were doing well for the first two courses, while the Gators dropped their key and spent their time looking for it blindly. Luckily for the Gators, they quickly caught up and are in the equal section. That’s where the fun begins! Lots of explosions ensue. The highlight is Bugs getting mugged by one of our interns, which sent him into the sky from a real landmine! Once the Gators were proven winners, the Pythons decided to boot Bashame off for her narcolepsy. 14 campers are left; who will be going home tonight? Find out in Total. Drama! SOMETHING!”

[INTRO]

The episode opens up where the sun has just finished rising, and everyone is already doing their things outside their cabin. Cut to Bugs Bunny burrowing his way into the outskirts of the interns’ quarters.

Bugs: “OOF!”

He crashed into a tree again. He continued burrowing ‘til he finally reached his destination, popping his head out to the surface.

Bugs: “This is the place, ain’t it?”

He looked at the quarter carefully while chewing on his carrot. A bunch of interns who looked like they lacked sleep were gathering at the center, eating cans of food, and their shelter was right next to them.

Bugs: “Hmph! One of you stinker would have a very bad treatment today once I found—”

???: “W- what are you doing?”

He stopped monologuing and turned around to see Toko, which kind of surprised him.

Bugs: “Ah, hello there, Toki!”

Toko: “Toki?! I knew it! You’re making fun of me this entire time!”

Bugs: “Ouch, I thought that would be a cool nickname for you. Sorry about that, doc. What brings you here?”

Toko: “W- WHAT are you doing here? You left your tracks, and I followed them!”

She was talking about the dirt sticking out from all these burrowings.

Bugs: “Just sightseeing, doc.”

Toko: “S- sightseeing a trailer? A- are you following a woman?!”

Bugs: “NO! I was searching for the intern who mugged me yesterday!”

Toko: “Ooh yeah, I remember that. D- did you find out who?”

Bugs: “Nope, my team claimed it was a brown-haired male wearing a pink-patterned button-up hibiscus flower shirt. But none of them are in my sights. Did you find him?”

Toko: “N- no, I have never seen one.”

???: “Hey, um…”

A mysterious voice alerted them, revealing the male intern who fit the criteria of the person who mugged Bugs.

Bugs: “Eh?”

Toko: “H- HEY! D- don’t creep up behind us like that!”

Intern: “Sorry! I just wanted to return the belongings. Is this your wallet?”

Bugs: “Huh.”

The intern took out a wallet from his pocket and showed it to the bunny, which belonged to him.

Bugs: “So you’re the nasty thief who mugged me, eh?!”

Intern: “Hold on, this might sound weird, I can explain–”

Toko: “W- what part of this mugging thing is weird?”

Intern: “Look, it’s… I was watching you guys doing the last challenge, then suddenly my body started moving on its own.”

Beat.

Bugs: “Huh.”

Intern: “Believe me! That’s what happened. I tried to speak as well, but I couldn’t for some reason; it’s like I’ve been silenced by an invisible tape.”

Toko: “Whaaaa…”

Intern: “And the last thing, I had a knife in my hand suddenly despite not remembering possessing it the whole time. Like, I don’t know where it came from! It was like I was controlled by dark magic.”

Bugs: “I feel like we need to bring you to a doctor, doc.”

Toko: “H- hold on! How are we going to believe your stupid made-up story?!”

Intern: “I tried to call for help, but my phone has gone missing as well.”

Toko: “You’re lying! Just say something truth for once, idiot!”

Intern: “I DON’T KNOW! IT JUST HAPPENED SO SUDDENLY, I COULDN’T CONTROL MY BODY. I’M TELLING THE TRUTH! DON’T KILL ME BY TELLING ME TO CLIMB INSIDE A VENT BY MY COLLEAGUE!”

Toko: “T- that’s some oddly specific death—”

Bugs: “Alright, chill out, doc. Lemme take a look.”

The bunny sighed and took a look at his wallet; none of his stuff had been stolen.

Bugs: “Eh, the wallet’s going good. We’re done here.”

Toko: “B- but he’s a thief!”

Bugs: “I know that, doc. He seems young and has a bright future ahead of him, I’m letting him off with a warning.”

Toko: “N- never mind! This was a waste of time. Goodbye!”

The bookworm left in annoyance, leaving the brown-haired intern and Bugs alone.

Intern: “So, uh, are you cool with everything that has happened to you?”

Bugs: “Meh, positive. At least, you saw the light and confessed. Not buying your dark magic aura, though.”

Intern: “Fair… Thanks, and sorry for mugging you. I’d be in serious trouble if I didn’t do anything. Guess it’s time for me to get back to work.”

Bugs: “Hmmm, alright, doc. What’s your name?”

Daisuke: “Daisuke! Nice to meet you!”

Bugs: “Bugs Bunny, thought you already knew because I’m competing.”

Daisuke: “Yup, sorry about that earlier. Aw geez, why did I repeat that twice? Anyway, it’s time for me to get back to work. Oh, and uh, the challenge will take place in the evening if you want to know!”

The intern hurriedly left off to god-who-knows-where.

(CONFESSIONAL) BUGS:

“On the first day on this island, I made a friend with a writer who’s suffered from DID. Mugged on the second day. Then, on the third day, I made a new friend who is an intern who seems overall friendly and fun, even giving out the time when the next challenge took place. Now that’s interesting.”

Cut to the next scene, Meg leaves the room only to see Gordon and March at their cabin porch, discussing their personal lives.

Meg: “Good day? Why are you two gathered here?”

March: “So! Since we’re chilling until our next dangerous challenge, I figured we should have a bonding session! What does your mecha stuff do?”

Meg: “Mecha?”

Gordon blinked and went processing a bit what she meant by ‘mecha stuff’ until he looked at his suit, probably asking about his HEV suit.

Meg: “Oh, that.”

March: “Oh, oh! Can you shoot a rocket from your suit?”

He shook his head.

March: “Oh. Would be dope though!”

Meg: “What is he? Iron Man? Possibly not a chance.”

March: “Huh, never heard of this ‘Iron Man’ at all.”

Freeman nodded along to agree with March.

Meg: “Damn it. I keep forgetting we’re all from different dimensions. So, you know, it’s a fictional superhero where a genius named Tony Stark dresses up in his tech suit and goes flying to blow things up, and his heart is replaced by a core after an explosion. If I remember correctly.”

March: “Wow, interesting!”

Meg: “Yeah. Now, um, Gordon, what do you do in your life? And what’s with your relationship with a crowbar?”

Gordon scratched his cheek, not even sure how to answer this after everything he’d been through.

Meg: “Um, if it’s that bad, then just don’t say it.”

He took her note, decided to keep it quiet, and went back to cleaning his iconic crowbar. He can’t even speak anyway, lmao.

Meg: “So, like, any interesting thing happened not related to your mysterious past?”

March: “Hmmmm, plenty! My first adventures, picture this—icy wastelands, towering structures, and a dashing young Trailblazer like me! Welcome to Jarilo-VI. One of my first adventures.”

Gordon was intrigued by her stories and decided to listen. Including Meg.

March: “First, we roll up as cool and mysterious, then boom! Suddenly, we were mistaken as enemies and were about to get thrown into the slum. Good times.”

Meg: “At least you got off easy for a cheerful person.”

March: “The people who arrested us became friends, so that’s a good thing! Plus, there was a whole secret civilization underground. We even helped fix them after uncovering a big conspiracy!”

Meg: “That’s good that you saved a city. My parents would’ve left me in jail so they wouldn’t have to deal with bail money.

Gordon briefly raised his eyebrow, realizing she wasn’t joking about it. March showed the same reaction.

March: “Oh. Uh, do you wanna talk about them? I heard that you got here because your family signed you up without noticing, right?”

Meg: “It’s… umm… complicated.”

March: “Just don’t bring it up if you’re uncomfortable; it’s fine! No one’s judging you.”

Meg: “Where do I even start? My mom constantly puts me down, my dad’s a walking train wreck, my little brother is evil, and my baby brother has more intelligence than everyone in the house combined. It’s like I was born into a sitcom where I’m the designated punching bag.”

March: “...Wow. That’s—uh, that’s a lot. I mean, I thought the Supreme Guardian of Belobog was bad, but she wasn’t actively insulting people just for existing.”

Meg: “Can we jump to another conversation, like, you know… hey, what about you, Gordon? Any interesting stuff happened?”

Gordon does nothing but stare.

Meg: “You okay?”

He remained stiff, and his body language spoke with the way his shoulders stiffened slightly.

March: “I think some stories are best left untold.”

Meg: “Yeah, I agree.”

(CONFESSIONAL) GORDON:

He makes a random gesture of him being a scientist, resistance leader, fighting off aliens and government, etc.

Just then, the Trailblazer noticed a familiar figure heading their way to the Gators' cabin.

Trevor: “What?”

March: “Good morning to you, too!”

Trevor: “It’s noon, kid. Feel like I’ve refreshed myself up from eating those cookies.”

March: “What were you doing, by the way?”

Trevor: “It’s not that important for you to know.”

Meg: “March, he’s not gonna tell us anything. Let it go.”

March: “Oh, sorry about that!”

Trevor: “No trouble.”

The Pythons nodded. Gordon began thinking about what Trevor said as if there was something suspicious. But he was interrupted when March spoke.

March: “Hey—is that Chris?”

She pointed towards Chris, who was walking around the island near their cabin.

March: “Yo, Chris! When’s the next challenge?”

Chris: “Challenge? I see you’re excited, huh?”

Trevor: “Umm, March? What are you planning?”

March: “I can’t wait for more fun in the next challenge.”

Chris: “Nope! The challenge will take place in the evening. From now on, do whatever you want!”

Trevor: “If you don’t mind, I’d like to nap again.”

He trekked back to his cabin. The three shrugged and continued talking. Cut to the cafeteria, where Vanoss, Pen, and Charles gathered at one table enjoying their prized cookie from the last challenge.

Pen: “Oh man, these cookies are delightful!”

Vanoss: “Definitely.”

Charles: “I could use this all day than eating those .”

Vanoss: “Woah, be careful, man. You’re lucky the big-ass Chef isn’t here to hear our conversation.”

Charles: “Haha, yeah, that would’ve not gone well for us.”

Pen: “See the bookworm girl as an example. Dude almost got her face sliced in half!”

Vanoss: “Missed content opportunity.”

Charles: “C’mon, man.”

Vanoss: “Was kidding, alright? So, I came up with an idea since the three of us had been hanging out on our first day. Why not just create an alliance for the three of us?”

Charles: “A trio? I’m interested!”

Vanoss: “Yeah, you see how the three of us were pulling off the snack heist earlier? I’d like to name ourselves the Misfit Trio!”

Pen: “Yup, you two reminded me of my pals, Blocky and Eraser. That works.”

Charles: “True.”

Vanoss: “AAAAALRIGHT! It’s decided! We’re naming this little group a misfit trio!”

Pen: “And, uh, what were you doing in the morning when we couldn’t find you?”

Vanoss: “Why? I was up in the woods looking for some content.”

Charles: “Again? You don’t have any recorder around.”

Vanoss: “Nope, remember the phone I borrowed from yesterday? I used them to record. Need some time to edit those before I can show you guys.”

Charles: “Wait, you haven’t brought it back to their owner?”

Pen: “He stole it, dude.”

Charles: “Ohhh…”

Vanoss: “Hold up, what were you two doing?”

Pen: “Um…”

FLASHBACK

Every Gators member (minus Vanoss) gathered at the amphitheater, which had been unused for a while. J and Daisy are standing on the stage with a podium in front of them.

Pen: “Uh, what the heck’s happening?”

Charles: “No idea, dude. One minute, I was snacking, then suddenly I was invited to vote. What’s this about?”

Kaede: “Ooooh, is this a friendship bonding event? I love those! Yay for democracy ~!”

Trevor: “Election.”

Pen: “Huh?”

Trevor: “We’re having this stupid election because those two girls won’t stop biting on each other’s neck over who should be the leader of this team.”

J: from a distance “I don’t have a neck, dumbass!”

Kaede: “How long have they been fighting for?”

Trevor: “Since morning.”

Charles: “Uh, lemme get this. Instead of settling the situation like normal people, they just threw a whole election process and brought us here to vote?”

Trevor: “Splendid.”

Kaede: “Aw, this isn’t a friend bonding event? That must suckkkk~!”

Trevor: “Honestly, I wanted to leave.”

J: from a distance “No.”

He went back to his seat, annoyed.

(CONFESSIONAL) TREVOR:

“I would’ve been fine if I left right now, expecting to fight the angel of death. The bad part is that my morning star was taken away to defend myself.”

Daisy: “Hey! Where did the owl guy go?”

Pen: “Nowhere. We couldn’t find him!”

J: “Who cares? Just start a vote without him. I feel like he would mess around if he were here with us. Also, PLEASE watch over that girl!”

Kaede was about to vanish without a trace until Charles grabbed her.

Kaede: “I was so excited to exploreeeeeee~!”

Pen: “Can we, uh, begin now?”

Daisy: “Very well! I got charisma, charm, and a WHOLE lotta awesomeness! I have actual leadership since I run a whole kingdom! I know what I’m doing.”

J: “Pfft, managing a kingdom is soooo hard. Try surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. I’m a valuable asset to the JcJenson company, and I have led two of my co-workers. I should be the one to lead our team.”

Trevor: “Can I reveal now? We already voted, yes?”

Daisy: “OK! I KNOW I’M WINNING THIS!”

He picks up the ballot box and pulls out the results.

Trevor: “2 votes for Daisy, and 2 votes for J. Shocker.”

Kaede: “And they both win, yaaaaay~!”

J: “No dumbass, we’re going to have a tiebreaker.”

Pen: “Are we supposed to reveal who we were voting for?”

Trevor: “Nope, just keep it a secret.”

Daisy: “Alright, tin-can! If we’re left with a tie, then we should settle with…”

She brought up golf clubs.

Daisy: “THIS!”

J: “Golf? PFFFT, that’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.”

Daisy: “Do you have any better idea?”

Beat.

J: “UGH, FINE! GOLF IT IS!”

Pen: “Can we leave—”

J: “NO! THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR THE GATORS!”

Kaede: “I hope they do a cute little dance when they woooooooooooon~!”

J: “So, where’s the hole?”

Daisy: “Glad you’re asking! I’ve prepared everything a long time ago before all of you got here!”

The princess pointed towards the hole, which was located on a high cliff.

Trevor: “Look, I have no idea the fuck’s golfing about, but that will take the longest time to end the match.”

J: “Don’t worry, Treffy. It will be quick.”

Trevor: “I regret voting for you.”

30 minutes later. Both of them are on the high cliff after 29 strokes.

Daisy: “One toss and the leadership’s mine.”

Only for her to flop it as the ball landed near the hole.

Daisy: “WHAT!”

J: “Watch this.”

She does her final stroke, which lands in a hole. Earning her a victory.

Daisy: “NOOO!!!”

J: “Victory’s all mine!”

Kaede: “Wow, that was entertainiiiiiiiiiiing~ Can we hold more electiooooooon~?”

Everyone: “NO!”

Daisy: “I was so close…”

J: “Eh, it was a good run, I admit. But, game’s a game.”

Daisy: “Oh, well. Good luck with your leadership skills.”

Both girls shook their hands. As J flew down to the stage and began announcing.

J: “That’s right, the game’s over, and it has been decided. From now on, I’ll be the leader of—”

Only to realize everyone had left the stage before both of the girls reached back here.

J: “Bankruptcy.”

FLASHBACK END

Vanoss: “Aw man, I missed the peak content. That’s a shame. Who did you two vote for?”

Charles: “We both voted for Daisy. She was very unlucky.”

Pen: “Yeah, and about our alliance? Are we still forming them?”

Vanoss: “That’s right! That’s right, we’re naming ourselves the Misfit Trio.”

As the trio made up their alliance, J was eavesdropping from outside.

(CONFESSIONAL) J:

“An alliance, huh? It would be funny if I just dismantled them immediately.”

Time skips to the evening, where the contestants gathered outside two huge abandoned buildings.

Chris: “Good evening, campers! Prepare for the most terrifying challenge you’ve ever seen!”

He said this as he proudly gestured towards two abandoned buildings with a thunderstorm sound playing in the background. This gave the campers a few scares.

Daisy: “Huh, has this place been used for a long time?”

Kaede: “Hmmm, sounds abandoneeeed!”

Trevor: “Please. I’ve seen far more horrifying stuff than this old shack.”

Meg: “Yeah, man, what would it be? I’m curious.”

Trevor: “...Like, I’m gonna tell you.”

Ellis: “Oh, is that an abandoned mansion? Reminds me of the time when I and my buddy Keith decided to explore to hunt for some—”

March: “As much as I like your story, can this wait, pretty please??”

Ellis: “Aw man, alright.”

Vanoss: “Yo, hold up, would this challenge involve a ghost?”

Chris: “Yup, 100% ghost!”

Shaggy: “G-GHOST?!”

Vanoss: “Ohhhh…”

J: “What? Are you some kind of afraid of ghosts?”

Vanoss: “Haha, no way. Dude, I’m not scared .”

J: “🤥”

Daisy: “Oh, that’s easy! My boyfriend has already experienced ghost hunting before. Do we need to catch it with our trap?”

Chris: “Oh no, you don’t capture ghosts this time! You have to go inside the haunted building, collect evidence, and guess what type of ghost you’re dealing with while trying not to get your neck snapped in half.”

Shaggy aggressively bites his fingernails while the host shows them a journal.

Chris: “This journal will give you some knowledge about the ghost and evidence. Make sure to write your evidence if you ever find out. If you think you have all of the evidence. Write your ghost type down here.”

He said as he gestured at the blank space with a line at the bottom of the page.

Chris: “As for the evidence part, I’ll introduce you guys to the tools to help you through the hunting season. Bring them in, Chef!”

The chef entered the scene with a box containing various tools inside. He put it on a table. After a few seconds of awkward silence, the campers were expecting to teach them about the tools, but he didn’t move an inch except smiling.

Meg: “Are you gonna teach us about our toys?”

Chris: “Nope! All of its instructions are in the journal. Including the ghost information. Why don’t you take a read instead?”

Pen: “Figures. Oh well, time to read!”

J takes the journal while the princess picks up an EMF reader.

Daisy: “Hmmm. What’s this? Is this a thing used to detect metal objects in the airports?”

J: “Firstly, it’s an EMF reader. It’s one of the pieces of evidence that lights up when there is anomaly activity nearby, or maybe it’s just broken, who knows? You just need 5 lights to blip, and it’ll be good to mark it as evidence.”

Cut to the Pythons; Ellis brings out a book.

Meg: “That book is important, right?”

She asked the bunny who was reading the journal.

Bugs: “For sure, doc, it is a simple book and pen. The ghost will show off their artistic skill if you wait for a while; you can then mark it as ghostwriting evidence.”

Trevor went to the box of tools and picked up a thermometer.

Trevor: “Oh, nice. Whatever this thing is.”

J: “That’s a thermometer. For this evidence, the ghost’s room makes the place cold, like how my core stopped functioning when I watched you fail a basic task. See, the number goes below zero; that’s your freezing temperature evidence.”

Trevor ignored the insult. Freeman picks up the fourth one, a UV light.

Bugs: “I don’t feel the need to explain this, doc. Just shine through anything, and it will reveal ghost fingerprints.”

Freeman nodded in understanding. Pen picks up the fifth tool, Spirit Box.

Pen: “We got a walkie-talkie here so that we know how we’re doing.”

J: “No moron, it’s an old FM audio used to communicate with our ghost. If they respond, mark that as evidence.”

Toko picks up a motion sensor thing and turns it on, accidentally blinding Ellis with a bright green beam of light.

Ellis: “Ow, be careful with that thing. Damn!”

Toko: “F- fine!”

Bugs picked up the sensor.

Bugs: “Yup, this is our D.O.T.S Projector. We can plant this on the wall and emit a green light in a small area. Whenever a ghost passes by the green light, a faint silhouette of the ghost will become visible.”

Shaggy: “Like, I dunno man, that sounds kind of complicated.”

Vanoss: “Yooo, they got a video camera here? And headgear!”

He picked the last piece of evidence.

J: “Those are used to detect a ghost orb.”

Kaede: “Huh, how does that work?? What does the orb look like ~?”

J: “According to this journal. It’s a very small white orb floating on the screen.”

Bugs: “And to finally identify our ghost, we need three pieces of evidence.”

Chris: “Are you nerds finishing reading the notebook? Did you finally understand the game?”

Everyone nodded along; then Ellis raised his hands.

Ellis: “Yo, like, what happens if we got our wrong ghost?”

Chris: “Ooh… I haven’t thought of that.”

He started pondering a little before he came up with an answer.

Chris: “Yeah, simple enough! You only have one chance at guessing. If you get it wrong. Congratulations! You just cost your team the entire challenge and shot yourself in the foot, I suggest you investigate this carefully.”

Shaggy: “Aw man, can I stay outside?”

Chris: “You can if you’re a coward and get made fun of by the audiences. The respective tents here are your base to get your supplies, refill your sanity, or watch a live video feed. They have a brief information about your ghost as well.”

Charles: “Refill our sanity?”

Chris: “Yup, exploring the haunted mansion for long enough will drain your sanity, and the ghost will eventually start hunting more once it gets pretty low. Better keep your sanity in check, campers! The first team to get their correct ghost type will win tonight’s invincibility. Happy hunting, fellas!”

Chris finished explaining the challenge, he hopped on the jeep the Chef was driving and took away. The teams went to their respective tent.

SLITHERING PYTHONS

Each of the Python members is gathering various tools for each.

Bugs: “Never thought there would be a challenge where we hunt our ghost, except we don’t capture it, eh?”

Shaggy: “Ghosts aren’t my thing, man.”

Ellis: “Hey, I don’t fear anything, let alone a zombie.”

March: “You have a fear of ghosts?!”

Shaggy: “Yeah…”

March: “Then, this must be your day to finally overcome your fear! Are you excited?!”

(CONFESSIONAL) SHAGGY:

“Somehow, those words made the challenge worse for me. Zoinks.”

Ellis: “Whatever it is, we got your back, dude.”

Shaggy: “Thanks.”

Bugs: “We’re dividing into three groups, if that’s alright for you. That means one of them will have 3 people.”

March: “Hmmm??? For what?”

Bugs: “The building’s huge; it wouldn’t be easy to find our ghosts' resting place. That’s why we split off until one of the group finds them, then we reunite at that place.”

Ellis: “Hey, that makes sense for once!”

Toko: “I wouldn’t want to group with any of you!”

Bugs: “You can join me, I guess.”

Toko: “Fine, just don’t make me your sacrificial lamb when the ghosts are running after us!”

Gordon joined the mechanic and the hipster. Leaving March and Meg.

March: “It’s you and me again, Meg!”

Meg: “Huh, nice.”

Ellis: “That’s everyone. Oh man, I can’t wait to hunt some ghosts! Let’s go!”

Bugs: “Hold it there, doc. There’s a briefing we have to read over there.”

He gestured at the whiteboard, and everyone began reading.

I’ve done some investigation for you. Looks like the ghost’s name is Daphne Warren. This ghost seems to respond to everyone. You should be able to use this ghost name to anger it and get some paranormal activity. Make sure to refer to your journal and write down any evidence you find. – Chef.

Shaggy: “D-DAPHNE’S DEAD?! OH NO, MY FRIEND IS—oh. Wait, that’s a different Daphne… oops, haha…”

This got everyone's attention and raised their confused brow.

Ellis: “Um, to break our awkward tension. Do we have all the tools equipped?”

He said this as he picked up his flashlight and an EMF reader. Everyone else already has their stuff.

Meg: “And don’t forget those walkie-talkies. We can communicate from afar and throw us some info when you find anything.”

Gordon and Bugs took their own for their respective group.

March: “Yay! The fun begins here.”

Bugs: “I’m taking the key to open the door. Hopefully, none of us die to it.”

The Pythons have left their tent and went inside their building.

CHOMPING GATORS

Vanoss: “Whadduuuuuuup!”

Trevor: “Why can’t we just off the ghost with the crucifix?”

J: “The quest is to guess our ghost type, bozo.”

Daisy: “Ghost type? Are you saying there are that many?”

Vanoss: “Yup, dude. They’re listed in the journal.”

The princess opened the journal, and there were many types of ghost written. The list goes from Spirit, Wraith, Phantom, Poltergeist, Shade, and more.

Charles: “Woah, that’s… quite a lot.”

Pen: “We only need three evidence to narrow them down. Wouldn’t be that hard.”

I’ve done some investigation for you. Looks like the ghost’s name is Neil Rivera. This ghost seems to only respond to someone alone and preferably in a dark atmosphere. You should be able to use this ghost name to anger it and get some paranormal activity. Make sure to refer to your journal and write down any evidence you find. – Chef.

J: “Alright, listen up. Our ghost’s name is Neil Rivera. Our ghost seems to respond to someone alone.”

Trevor: “We get it. We can read it from here, you know.”

J: “Can I just say something at once? Gosh, you’re annoying.”

Trevor: “Whatever.”

Kaede: “Ghost hunting is definitely one of the experienceeeee~!”

Pen: “Totally.”

J: “Alright, if you don’t mind. I’d like to form a group. Trevor and Kaede, you investigate the first floor. Vanoss and Pen take the second, and finally, Charles and Daisy investigate the top. Any objections?”

The owl-headed man raised his hands.

J: “Ugh… what?”

Vanoss: “What about you?”

J: “I’m staying here and communicating with you through these walkie-talkies. Is something wrong?”

Pen: “You didn’t come with us? Kind of ironic for someone who ordered us to get inside, then you just stayed in the shelter.”

J: “Someone needs to guard their tent, you know? In case an intruder is coming to steal our stuff. And I also can—”

Vanoss: “I think that’s just a weird way of saying, ‘I’m afraid of ghosts, dude. I’m scared! I’m going to stay in the tent to laugh at you guys getting haunted!’”

Pen and Charles snickered at that response.

J: “Will you three shut up and get investigating already? You’re already tearing my hair out.”

Charles: “Hey, even Shaggy, who was known for a fear of ghosts, came inside the building—”

He was immediately shut down the moment J morphed her arm into a rocket and aimed right at the pilot’s face. Charles does a zipper motion on his mouth.

Trevor: “Whatever keeps our newest leader happy, let’s move and put the ghost into their miserable time.”

J: “Good, I’ll inform you guys if I find anything interesting.”

The Gators went inside their respective building.

(CONFESSIONAL) DAISY:

“Still bummed I lost to her in golfing game.”

SLITHERING PYTHONS

Ellis: “Me, Shaggy, and Freeman will check out the top floor if that’s fine for y’all.”

March: “Alright! Make sure to notify us where the ghost is.”

Toko: “I- I’m staying down here with Bugs!”

Bugs: “Sure. You ladies check the second floor.”

March: “Aye-aye!”

The group left to go to their respective floor. We’re focusing on Toko and Bugs.

Toko: “U- um, since when have you been leading them?”

Bugs: “Am I? I just gave an order, and they’re following it.”

Toko: “Whatever…”

Bugs: “You a fan of ghosts?”

Toko: “No! I should’ve stayed in the tent and… you know! Surveying you!”

Bugs: “Oops, my bad. Seems like we got lost already. Might’ve taken long to find the door leading to outside.”

Toko: “Seriously?!”

CRASH.

Bugs: “Ouch, that caught me off guard.”

Toko: “Probably upstairs.”

Bugs: “Let’s check the dining room, shall we?”

Toko: “H- hey! Don’t leave me here!”

Cut to the second floor, where Meg and March investigate each room.

March: “Oh my gosh! Look at those cute bunny drawings!”

Meg: “This is a children's room. How many rooms do they got?!”

March: “It’s a shame they abandoned their house like that… or probably got killed and nobody found their body.”

Meg: “Dude, that’s creepy as hell. Can you use your EMF reader now to determine if our ghost is here or not?”

March: “I did earlier, only one beep.”

Meg: “And we got no camera.”

March: “Actually, I do. See?”

She pointed at the camera on her neck.

Meg: “Oh, right. Why didn’t I think of that? Your camera might come in handy.”

Ellis: “Yo, El’s speaking. Y’all hear me? We found the ghost's resting place.”

Meg: “Which room?”

Ellis: “Top floor. The laundry room.”

March: “Huh, what an odd location.”

Meg: “Everything’s odd here. At least we have our lead.”

CHOMPING GATORS

Charles and Daisy are on the first floor, looking for the ghost, and they’re in the trophy room with a collection of monster heads.

Charles: “Huh, that’s a nice collection. Wonder what happened to this poor Neil?”

Daisy: “This doesn’t seem like an ordinary trophy. We got this weird squid-looking guy? A creature with a torn-up face? Also, is that a devil?”

Charles: “Maybe those were the decorations for this challenge.”

Daisy: “Charles, have you been paying attention?”

Charles was busy looking around with his goggles, hoping to find a ghost orb.

Charles: “Sorry, I was doing my job.”

While both are busy investigating the trophy room. Cut to the second-floor gang.

Vanoss: “Pen, Pen, you gotta see this.”

Pen: “Oh yeah? What is it?”

He picked up his video cam and started recording.

Vanoss: “Yo, what's up, guys? Vanoss is here, and today we’ll be playing Phasmophobia in real life!”

Pen: “Phasmophobia?”

Vanoss: “Need content, buddy.”

Meanwhile, he wasn’t aware the footage was recorded in live feed in the tent. J is currently watching him.

(CONFESSIONAL) J:

“I swear this guy doesn’t take anything seriously. All he needed was content!”

J groaned and picked up her walkie-talkie, trying to get an answer from Vanoss and Pen's group.

J: “Pick up, moron.”

Trevor: “What is it?”

J: “I’m trying to get Vanoss to answer; he’s goofing around with his video cam.”

Kaede: “Ohh, recording the event is sure fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun~!”

Trevor: “What’s a video cam again?”

J: “I— fuck it, Daisy! Where are you?”

Daisy: “We’re still on the first floor. Why?”

J: “How’s the investigation going?”

Daisy: “Oh, I think Charles just found something.”

Charles: “Haha, it’s one of those awards. Seems detailed, wonder what it was for?”

J: “Robo-God.”

Daisy: “Wait, wait, wait, we found our ghost room! It’s in the bathroom.”

J: “Very odd place. I’ll let everyone else know.”

She said this as she contacted the others. While Vanoss and Pen were still goofing around with their video cam, their walkie-talkie wasn’t on, so they didn’t know anything.

SLITHERING PYTHONS

Everyone gathered outside the laundry room. Gordon counted the people who were standing there, and everyone was gathered. He gave an OK sign.

Shaggy: “U- um, this is the place?”

Ellis: “Yup! Let’s go inside and place everything, y’all.”

Toko: “W- why are you so excited to hunt something that doesn’t exist?”

Bugs: “How do we tell her?”

March: “We’re inside. Now what?”

Ellis: “Meg. Drop your video cam.”

Meg placed her video on the laundry machine.

Meg: “Done.”

Toko was the next one to enter the laundry room, immediately shivering.

Toko: “Eek! I- it’s bloody freezing here!”

March: “Ah, yeah! We can see our breath here. Not colder compared to the Astral Express.”

Gordon pointed out the temperature and showed them the thermometer reaching below 0.

Shaggy: “H- hey! Isn’t one of the evidence relating to room temperature?”

Bugs: “Yup, it’s the freezing condition. We have our first evidence recorded.”

Ellis: “Sick work, dude. Did any of you find anything else? Like a ghost orb or something cooler!”

Bugs: “I planted those green laser thing, doc.”

Toko: “So what now?”

Ellis: “Guess we just gotta wait until our ghost responds.”

Shaggy: “Oh, um, speaking of that. We have our spirit box, no?”

Ellis: “That’s right. We can start questioning Daphne.”

Toko: “W- what if the ghost didn’t say anything and we just wasted our time?

Ellis: “We’ll cross that evidence out then.”

March: “Hey, Daphne! Are you here with us?”

Meg: “The box wasn’t on.”

March: “Oops.”

She turned it on.

March: “Daphne, are you here?”

No response.

Bugs: “Maybe try asking more questions and see if the ghost will finally answer. Or crack a joke for them to laugh.”

Ellis: “Don’t worry, I can share my story about me and my buddy Keith to entertain the ghost.”

Bugs: “Oh no.”

Ellis: “Have I ever told you about going out camping in the abandoned building with me and my buddy Keith—”

All of a sudden, the lights began flickering.

Shaggy: “WAHH!!”

This spooked the boy, and he jumped straight into Gordon, who carried him in bridal style. He just raised his eyebrow.

(CONFESSIONAL) SHAGGY:

“Me and Scoob do that often, like, whenever we see a ghost. This is a very normal occurrence.”

Meg: “Ummm…”

March: “I think our flashlight ran out of battery.”

Toko: “N- no idiot! It’s something else!”

They heard footsteps closing in.

Shaggy: “Zoinks! Who’s there?!”

Bugs: “Clearly not one of us moving, eh?”

Ellis: “Stay calm, everybody, stay calm!”

The mechanic heard breathing sound behind him, he nervously turned around to see a bulky ghost wearing a mask staring at him directly.

Ghost: “Hi.”

Ellis: “OH SHIT, OH SHIT, HELP!”

The ghost hands slowly close the mechanic’s eyes.

Ellis: “TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH—”

The bell chimes. The lights were no longer flickering, and Ellis was nowhere to be seen.

Meg: “I THINK THAT’S A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE!”

Everyone began evacuating the building.

CHOMPING GATORS

A few of the Gators gathered outside the bathroom.

Charles: “Where did Vanoss and Pen go?”

Trevor: “Who the hell knows? That’s J thing to handle.”

Daisy: “Knowing Vanoss, he’s not taking the challenge seriously.”

Kaede: “But he’s having fuuuuuuuuun~!”

Trevor: “Fun to get yourself killed by a ghost running in this damn place.”

Charles: “Alright, I’ll just stand by and watch in case the orb shows up.”

Kaede: “We can just leave the video hereeeeeeeeee~!”

She actually did something for once and left the video in the corner for a better view.

Daisy: “I’m hunting for paranormal activity nearby with my EMF reader.”

Trevor: “Alright, you do that, and I’ll place a book on the sink. Then I’ll place a projector as well.”

He struggles with the thing.

Trevor: “Is this thing turning on?”

Charles: “Flip the switch behind it.”

He did that and blinded himself in the green laser.

Kaede: “Good wooooooooork~!”

Charles: “Tape it to the wall.”

Trevor: “I can’t even tell how a green light will reveal our ghost.”

Charles: “I’m coming in!”

Charles was about to enter the bathroom, but the door shut on his face in full force.

Trevor: “Shit, you good? That wasn’t me who bagged your face with a door.”

Charles: “I know that. It wasn’t your fault… where did Kaede go?”

The girl has disappeared on her own again.

Trevor: “Damn, not again.”

Daisy: “Yo, what’s going on?”

Charles: “Can you use your EMF here? The ghost just slammed my face.”

Daisy: “Lemme see…”

The reader was shown on level 3.

Daisy: “Dang it! Have we found anything so far?”

Trevor: “Kaede disappeared. Vanoss and Pen are still on the second floor, and J is watching us. The only evidence we got was a door attacking one of us—”

The ghost’s silhouette showed up inside the green light for a second before leaving.

Trevor: “ARGH?!”

Daisy: “Ay, we actually found something for once! The D.O.T.S. projector evidence.”

J: “Good work, team. Keep looking for evidence.”

Charles: “Uh, to narrow down the evidence. I checked the bathroom’s temperature earlier, and it doesn’t go below zero, so cross that off. I think Kaede brought a UV light and didn’t reveal any fingerprints on the door, though I'm not sure if that’s gonna appear at any time, so don’t cross that right now.”

Daisy: “And I still believe EMF Level 5 is possible here! Just gotta find more paranormal activity.”

Trevor: “And our leader can watch for a ghost orb in the bathroom cam. That leaves Spirit Box and Ghost Writing… who the hell has the spirit box?”

Nobody raised their hands.

Charles: “I do recall Vanoss picking one.”

Daisy: “J, are they still on the second floor recording?”

J: “Yup.”

Daisy: “I’ll look for them. You two can stay here.”

Trevor: “Lead on.”

Daisy left to the second floor to find the other group.

SLITHERING PYTHONS

Everyone made their way back to their tent.

Toko: “I- I regret signing this game!”

Bugs: “I thought it was your Master idea to put you here?”

Toko: “S- shut it!”

Shaggy: “But Ellis died, dude!”

March: “We couldn’t find his body after the hunt, so, uh, safe to say he’s been brought somewhere where we can’t find him.”

Gordon looked at their sanity bar and shook his head.

March: “What’s wrong—oh.”

Meg: “How are we all on 40% already?”

Bugs: “It’s alright. We’ll pop some of these pills and head back inside again.”

Shaggy: “W- what?! Are you serious after everything we’ve witnessed?!”

Meg and March have already regained their sanity and want to head inside again.

Meg: “Look, we won’t force you to join us. Just stay here and keep watch on the video feed if you want.”

Shaggy: “Okay…”

Toko: “I’ll be staying here too.”

Bugs: “Fine by me. Are we all good? Let’s go!”

Those four headed back inside, leaving Shaggy and Toko on camera duty.

Shaggy: “Uhm, do you wanna talk about something?”

Toko: “What is there to discuss?”

Shaggy: “Never mind.”

CHOMPING GATORS

Pen was busy investigating for paranormal activity, and Vanoss was still filming himself as if he was blogging.

Vanoss: “Ooh, look at that! Neatly stacked soda cans. One of the unusual sights you can find in the abandoned building. And see that picture over there?”

He moved his camera towards the eerie picture.

Vanoss: “See this ugly painting? I could use some markers and paint Homer’s face on it. Absolute art.”

Pen: “Vanoss, are you still ‘blogging’?”

Vanoss: “Yup! Yo, do you want me to introduce you to my fans once I ask my editor to start editing?”

Pen: “No! I mean, it would be nice, but no! We got a challenge to do. What else are you carrying?”

Vanoss: “Huh, I only have the cam and a spirit box.”

Pen: “I’m taking that spirit box!”

Vanoss: “Sure, go ahead.”

Pen snagged the spirit box and continued investigating with his EMF reader. Daisy has now arrived on the second floor.

Daisy: “Yoohoo, Vanoss? Pen?”

Silence.

Daisy: “Huff! Where are those guys?!”

J: “With the footage being shown on Vanoss’s cam. They’re in the bedroom.”

Daisy: “Good to know, Boss.”

J: “Eh, happy to help. Just trying to get this bird to finally work for once.”

Back to Vanoss, who’s still in the bedroom recording anything he can find.

Vanoss: “Now look at this bed sheet. It’s a sheet of Buzz Lightyear. Heh, reminds me of when Delirious uses that avatar in GMOD. Now for the real question. Will I find anything interesting hidden under the bed? Let’s find out!”

He crouched down to find mostly dust, cobwebs, spiders, broken toys, and most importantly, a doritos bag.

Vanoss: “Doritos, aha! The greatest snack ever. Lowkey would steal this since the owner isn’t here anymore.”

Daisy: “Where are you guys?!”

He mistook her voice as a ghost.

Vanoss: “Oh shit, did you hear that? I gotta hide.”

He hid in the closet. Daisy entered the room.

Daisy: “I don’t see him here, J.”

J: “He’s hiding in the closet.”

Daisy: “Oh, alright.”

Vanoss: “Uh oh, we’re getting caught with this one, boys. I may not be able to live once the ghost finds me—”

She opened the closet and found Vanoss inside, looking unamused.

Daisy: “The fuck were you doing, Vanoss?”

Vanoss: “Oh, I was… yeah! Recording some content for my YouTube channel.”

Daisy: “Seriously?! J has been trying to contact you and Pen, but look! You didn’t even turn on your radio!”

Vanoss: “Huh?”

He looked down at this walkie-talkie, realizing it was off this whole time.

Vanoss: “Goddamn it, I thought you all died for some reason or just goof around.”

Daisy: “Says you.”

(CONFESSIONAL) VANOSS:

“Alright, Brian. You can make fun of me now for being muted for a whole recording session before finding out.”

Daisy: “Where’s Pen?”

Vanoss: “Going around the floor with his stuff. I haven’t found any progress. Uh, where’s the ghost's resting place?”

Daisy: “Bathroom under the floor.”

Vanoss: “Okay, let’s—”

The lights began flickering.

Vanoss: “Ah shit, hide in here. The ghost’s hunting!”

Daisy followed and joined him to hide in the closet. After a few seconds of hunting, a scream was heard outside.

Pen: “OH, YOYLECAKE, I’M DYING, I’M DYING—”

The hunt ended with Pen disappearing and left an EMF reader and Spirit Box on the floor.

Daisy: “Was that Pen?”

Vanoss: “Yeah, I think the ghost got him.”

Charles: “Uh, anything bad happen? Trevor and I are safe and sound. Not sure about the rest.”

Daisy: “I hear you clear! Pen just died.”

SLITHERING PYTHONS

The Pythons rejoined outside the laundry room.

Bugs: “Ey, Toko! Any news on the cam?”

Toko: “N- nothing so far!”

Shaggy: “Yeah, nothing scary shows up.”

Meg: “Should we all go in and ask our ghost some questions?”

March: “I mean, why not? The briefing said they respond to everyone in the group.”

Bugs: “Freeman, make sure to look for fingerprints.”

He thumbs up and begins shining on everything with his UV lights. The three entered the laundry and closed the light switch. They began throwing some random questions in the hope that the ghost would answer the spirit box.

March: “Daphne, are you here? How old are you?”

Meg: “Daphne, uh, how did you die?”

Bugs: “Daphne, can you say Chris is an idiot?”

March: “Are you a fan of the Scooby-Doo franchise?”

The lights began flickering again. The ghost just spawned in the center of the laundry room.

Meg: “OH FUCK, WE GOTTA GO—”

Bugs and March escaped the room. Unfortunately for Meg, she tripped and was caught by the ghost. Everything went back to normal.

March: “Meg?”

Bugs: “She’s gone, March.”

March: “Oh no, if only I was there to save her!”

Bugs: “It’s ok, March. She’s probably met the same fate as Ellis, taken away and hidden from everyone.”

March: “Right, I said that earlier when Ellis was gone. Um, where’s Freeman? I’m concerned he might be found, too.”

Bugs: “The hunt ends when a person gets captured. With how Meg was caught, Gordon's still around. How’s our sanity doing, camera team?”

Shaggy looked at the panel. They’re now at 20%, including Gordon. Shaggy and Toko remained 50% since they were not inside the building.

Shaggy: “Terrible, dude. Like, 20 percent!”

Toko: “And, uh, we’re out of pills.”

The lights start flickering again.

March: “Hide!”

March hid inside the closet, and Bugs followed behind.

Footsteps.

March: “...”

Bugs: “...”

More footsteps, but they’re closer.

Bugs: “Don’t say anything.”

March: “...”

Then the footsteps faded away.

Bugs: “Hunt’s over, doc.”

Shaggy: “Like, we haven’t found anything interesting in the laundry cam.”

Toko: “Y- yeah! Maybe put it outside or something, gosh!”

Bugs: “Okay, sheesh!”

March: “My sanity’s not good.”

Bugs: “Um, okay? Lend me your EMF reader, please.”

She obliged and handed him the object. He left the closet and entered the laundromat room. He picked up the cam and placed it outside. Suddenly, the door closes in front of him.

Bugs: “AHA! I found you!”

He brought out his EMF reader, they were on level 4.

Bugs: “Huh, I think this is broken—”

The hunt began again, and he didn’t notice the lights flickering since he was busy inspecting his EMF reader.

The footsteps got closer and reached Bugs, he could feel his shoulder being grabbed.

Bugs: “Maaaaaan, ain’t this the stinker—”

The hunt ended with Bugs disappearing, and Gordon’s status is still unknown.

March: “Yeah, I need to leave.”

She quickly made her way out of the building.

CHOMPING GATORS

Daisy has brought Vanoss to the bathroom.

Vanoss: “This is the room?”

Charles: “Spot on.”

Daisy: “Interview your ghost with your spirit box, c’mon!”

Vanoss: “Do you guys just stay outside?”

Trevor: “It did say Neil only responds to a person alone in the room.”

Vanoss: “Damn, I keep forgetting shit.”

He investigated inside. A D.O.T.S. Projector is hanging by the wall and turned off, an empty book is on the sink, and a camera is in the corner.

Vanoss: “Neil, when’s your birthday?”

Beat.

Vanoss: “Neil, can you write your security number? Or can you sign an autograph on that book?”

Beat.

Vanoss: “Yo, Neil. You’re a bitch.”

Beat.

Vanoss: “Are you into kissing men?”

Yes.

Vanoss: “See? I told you I’m useful as shit, write that down!”

Trevor: “Good work. We’re left with our final piece of evidence.”

(CONFESSIONAL) CHARLES:

“I dunno how that worked, but he’s at least made a progress.”

Vanoss proudly left the bathroom and took his video cam again to continue his blog.

Trevor: “Please tell me you’re not.”

Vanoss: “Yo, what’s up, guys? Welcome back to another tour of this haunted building. Currently, we’re outside the bathroom with their sink filled with mysterious liquids.”

Charles: “Geez, I gotta remind him to stop—”

The lights flickered, and another hunt began.

Daisy: “FUCK—”

Vanoss was already gone by the time it started the hunt. Daisy hid in the closet, Trevor hid in the corner that had a lot of barrels, and Charles just blended himself as a lampstand by putting a lamp on his head. Daisy notices Charles and begins warning him.

Daisy: “Charlie…! That’s not going to work!”

Charles: “It will trust me!”

The footsteps got closer, the ghost become noticeable. It’s wearing an outfit suited for hunting animals. It skipped Charles, somehow.

Daisy: “Wuh…”

The ghost gets closer to Daisy.

Daisy: “Wait.”

Really close.

Daisy: “NO, NO–”

Actually close to her now, the ghost stuck their hands out to grab her.

Daisy: “I’M SO DEAD, WAAAA—”

The hunt ended with the princess disappearing. Trevor and Charles left their hiding spots.

Charles: "Daisy's gone."

Trevor: “I love you, barrels.”

Charles: “Um, what?”

Trevor: “Nothing. Let’s look for more clues. What are we missing?”

Charles: “Honestly? I think we can cross out EMF reader. What kind of ghost can we guess based on those clues we got, J?”

J: “I’ll inform you back real quick.”

Silence.

J: “It’s either Deogen, Phantom, Wraith, or Yokai.”

Charles: “So, all we need is a fingerprint or ghostwriting.”

Trevor: “We’ve been doing that for a long time, and nothing came out in results.”

Charles: “Are we forgetting someone?”

Trevor: “Oh, that girl. Kaede.”

Kaede: “Hellooooooo~! I’m right hereeeeeeee~!”

She walked in and waved around with her UV glowstick.

Charles: "Dude, where have you been? We were getting worried sick about you!"

Kaede: "I was exploring on my own to investigateeeeee~!"

Trevor: “Honestly? Props to you for living that far despite getting lost for a sweet amount of time.”

Kaede: “Aw, thank youuuuuuuu~! I went off to look for fingerprints with my UV stickkkkkkk~!”

Trevor: “Wait, hold on. Did you actually do something as well? That’s surprising. Compared to our boss, who’s sitting in their tent.”

J: “I hear that!”

Charles: “That’s great! Any results?”

Kaede: “Sorrryyyyyyyyyyyy~ I can’t find itttttt~!”

J: “Just a reminder. All of your sanity is dropping below 30 now.”

Trevor: “Guess it’s the time to leave and fill our sanity.”

Kaede: “Okay, lead oooooon~!”

Just when all of them are near the front door, it shuts, and the hunt starts.

Charles: “Oh, come on! Seriously, we were about to leave!”

Kaede: “I know where to hideeeee~! Follow meeeee~!”

She showed them the closet in the living room. All three hid inside as the ghost slowly walked toward them.

Trevor: “Felt a little cramped here.”

Kaede: “It’s fineeee~”

The ghost opened the closet and snatched Kaede away in the blink of an eye. The hunt ended by the time she was gone.

Trevor: “Yup, that’s the real ghost. But how did they find us?”

Charles: “I think the ghost spotted us hiding in certain spots, then took one of us.”

Trevor: “Reasonable. Do you have the reader?”

Pen: “Yup, took it from the princess. Not sure if I would use it since we crossed that one out. We need to get out first.”

Both of them have left the building.

SLITHERING PYTHONS

March made her way back to her tent. Toko and Shaggy welcomed her.

Shaggy: “Find anything?”

March: “Sadly, no. The ghost took Meg and Bugs away. I’m certain Gordon is still somewhere inside.”

She looked at the panel; her sanity was at 6%, while the tent persons were still at 50%.

March: “This sucks. We’re out of pills.”

Shaggy: “Um, what do we need to do to help?”

March: “Since Freeman is looking for fingerprints, he’s doing that. EMF Reader is no-go, including the Spirit Box.”

Toko: “I haven’t found any ghost orbs either.”

Shaggy: “Yeah, the projector doesn’t help as well.”

March: “Ah, that means we’re left with ghostwriting! I think we haven’t placed a single book there.”

Shaggy: “Oh yeah, I had it on me this whole time.”

Toko: “G- god damn it.”

Shaggy: “Sorry, dude! I was too scared.”

March: “Shaggy. You’re going.”

Shaggy: “Me? A- alone?”

March: “You need to place a book on the laundry machine since you have the most sanity. Don’t worry, I’ll come with you just so you have company.”

Shaggy: “O- okay, thanks, man.”

Toko: “I- I’m staying here again.”

March: “Right, you do that.”

March and Shaggy got inside the building again.

CHOMPING GATORS

Trevor and Charles refilled their sanity. And faced J.

J: “What?”

Trevor: “Time to man up and get inside to join us.”

J: “Yeah, but I still have an important duty to babysit Vanoss, and he refused to listen!”

Trevor: “Angel of Death. You’ve been sitting on your asses here for a long time without a single step in the building.”

Charles: “Yeah, and you got… 96% sanity. The highest compared to all of us.”

J: “So?”