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Chapter 2

-Uzi’s doctor visit-

-Two days later-

Khan had brought Uzi to the docter, to make sure nothing was wrong with her, along with N and V coming as well since they were worried as well.

Usually in colonies they would be placed in the middle of the outpost buildings where the Community center was, which is where they had their schools, legal departments, stores and a cafeterias.

The doctor’s consisted of three areas, entrance waiting room and the doctor's office, currently Khan and Uzi were in the doctor's office, getting a checkup for Uzi, N and V however had been told to stay in the waiting room, because the docter didn’t feel comfortable with having disassemble drone’s in his office, which was understood considering they were at fault for multiple emergency docter visits.

Uzi sat on the countertop, while Khan was sitting in one of the waiting chairs by the door.

Dr. Ratchet went over to Uzi, holding his toolkit, before grabbing a flashlight from it and putting it down on the counter next to her.

”Okay, now say Ahh.” Dr. Ratchet ordered placing a flashlight to her mouth

Uzi did just that, once doing so, the sound of a heartbeat escaped from the deep dark depths of her chastices.

Dr. Ratchet's silver colored eyes grew large and hollow.

 “Khan…” he slowly turned to face the father,

Khan shook his head, biting his lip for a moment, “She says that’s normal.” He declared, shrugging once.

Dr. Ratchet shook his head, no.no that is not normal, atleast not with most of the drones he's seen.

He then placed his flashlight back into the toolbox, replacing it with a wrench,

Uzi grimaced, and she inhaled softly, any drone that had been to the docter's knew what the wrench was for, and she assumed everyone else hated it.

”Okay sweetie, you're not gonna like this.” He assured her.

Didn't have to tell her twice, thought the girl,

Hesitantly she unzipped her coat, pulling it down from her body, then unbuttoning her shirt and slipping it off, revealing her bare drone body.

The docter gestured for her to place her arms into the air, Uzi done just that, revealing a screw too low to be above her armpits but too high up to be on her hips.

He untwisted them both with his wrench, Uzi grit her teeth in pain, and gripped her hands tightly on the edge of the counter.

Some drones said it tickled having their chastice be opened, others felt it painful, she was the unluckly lather option.

Once both of them were taken off, Uzi the front of her chastice loosen.

The docter stepped back in front of her, placed his hand onto the front part of her chest and pulled it off ever so slow.

A sound like that of soggy bread being squished between someone's fingers was heard as this had happend, and then Uzi felt a chill go through her.

Khan and the doctor both opened their mouth in surprise, at what they seen.

Instead of the usual core of a drone, what they had seen inside of her, was a large mound of flesh, it looked like melted bubble gum, and it pulsated in such a sickeningly manor.

The doctor backed away in alarm, placing his hand out in front of him, fear that whatever was inside her chest would lunge out towards him for some unholy reason.

”Oh my!...I…what the??” When he pulled his hand away from his mouth .He poked the crab like core with his wrench a singular time, Uzi pushed him away and defensively covered her opened chest.

Dr Racket was still in disbelief of what he was looking at.

”KHAN!” He exclaimed, turning to the father once more.

Khan, in some form of shame, looked down to the ground.

”*sigh* Uzi..?”

"NORMAL." she hissed "VERY NORMAL, NOW CAN WE MOVE ON? PLEASE?" she felt so uncomfortable.

Dr. Rachet’s jaw still hung to the floor, feeling both disgusted, curious, and afraid.

It took him a while but eventually he continued on with the checkup.

The more probing the docter had done, made the more confused he was about the teenager and exactly how she as a drone worked, or even functioned at that matter, from checking her core, to uploading her hard drive (brain) onto his computer, there was nothing he could understand.

One time during the appointment,Khan told Uzi to show Dr. Ratchet her  “Second form” and when Dr. Rachet had asked her exactly what that was, she turned into what appeared to be an unholy spawn between one of those Murder Drones and some kind of bat like abomination! What does someone even say to that??

However, once the checkup was complete, he did end up finding the problem, at least he hoped it was a problem, considering everything else going on with the teen, most likely it was completely normal!

”Well, Mr. Doorman, I must admit, I have never seen anything like your daughter,” Mr. Ratchet began, standing in front of Khan who was now standing up from his chair, “Nor can I say doing a checkup on her was fun in any way, but I think I can say that I might have found the problem...! Er A problem atleast.”

A nervous glint appeared in his eyes ”What is it?” Khan asked

Dr. Ratchet looked at a notepad he had, flipping through it some, and squinting his eyes to read his writing, “While looking through her harddrive, buried deep between of “Mother and father issues” “teenage angst arc” and..." he bit his lip moment.

“crush on tall hot golden retriever vampire drone…?” he looked to Uzi with skeptism in his eyes, Uzi hid herself way, he looked back to Khan “Was a parasite.” he finally finished his sentence

Khan’s jaw dropped, and Uzi looked to him, eyes now hallow

”She has a parasite!?” Khan cried

Uzi held her head, and looked down low ”I knew it was too good to be true.” she muttered

Khan ran to the doctor and grabbed him by the collar. ”What kind of parasite? A bug? A worm!?!” he shook the man, anxouis of his answer.

”That’s another strange part, it’s neither of those things.” Dr. Ratchet pushed him away

”It’s isn't?” Khan and Uzi said in unison.

”Well then what is it!?” Uzi exclaimedin panic

“It’s called AS.EXE.”

”What?”

”AS.EXE.”

Uzi repeated the words to herself a hundred times, then until finally, a horrified realization

”CYN!?” She exclaimed

“Hello, Uzi...”

Uzi felt her core stop.

No,Nononono, this isn’t happening. THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING. SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, WHY IS SHE STILL ALIVE!?!

She felt breathing down her neck, she already knew who it was, but did she dare turn around and confront the issue?

Hesitantly Uzi twisted her head to meet the monster’s eyes.

When turned around she was met with the eyes of her solver tail, which contrast to the usual appearance of purple pupils were a yellow color, and what it said? Chilling...Absolutely chilling.

”Raspberry.” The solver's tail stuck it’s tongue out.

Before even a second could go by, Uzi screeched at the top of her lungs, so loud, so inhuman that everyone in the waiting room could hear it, and they weren’t sure if it was a drone or a smoke alarm that’s speaker froze up halfway.

The girl practically flung herself off the bed, and onto the floor, before beginning to scramble after the tail, which spun away from the grasps of her hands for a few spins before finally the palms had clinched onto the lower part of it.

”CHOKE.” Cyn cried out

”Get out of my body you little creep!!” Uzi screamed as she began to ring Cyn's "neck"

”Giggle! No can do buck-a-roo!” The tail said, head nodding agressively as Uzi shook it's "neck" wildly

Uzi didn’t give up however and made a run to the door, where she put the tail in between and slammed it multiple times, causing not only her but Cyn pain as well.

Khan and Dr. Ratchet watched, unsure as of what to do.

After nearly breaking the door she checked up to see Cyn was still there and still attached, Uzi screamed for N and V as she ran out the doctor's office and towards the waiting room, with her father and the doctor following her behind, curious of how this series of asinine actions would end

”Uzi!?” N and V sprung up from the waiting chairs and ran over to their friend

”Cyn's alive! Cyn is still alive!!!” Uzi cried

”WHAT?!” N cried

”Peekaboo big brother!” The cyn tail sprung up to N’s eyesight

N shrieked jumping behind V, shaking his two hands in the air and raising stomping his feet on the ground, like a squeamish woman after spotting a mouse

”You guys have to help me get rid of it! PLEASE!” Uzi begged

The two drones shook their surprise, off V finally switching for a look of determination and N was a aperance of uncertainy, both nodded once.

Quikcly N grabbed Uzi by her stomach and holding her up in the air her tail looking around in confusion, V then grabbed hold of the tail, holding Cyn by her neck, with her mouth and arm, and transforming her free hand into a small chainsaw and began to cut onto the tail.

”WREATHS IN AGONY!!!!” Cyn cried as the weapon's teeth cut into her flesh.

All the patience in the waiting room, watched in horror, it was like watching a trainwreck, horrible but you couldn't dare look away.

Khan and Dr. Ratchet watched as well, but Khan, not wanting to see the chaos unfold, turned his head and tried his hardest to continue on the conversation with the docter.

”I-Is it going to kill her?” He asked.

Dr Rachet was still watching the commotion behind with hollow eyes, ”Uhh…With what I saw, no it won’t,” Dr. Ratchet explained, “It is affecting her though like a normal parasite would, putting aside half the fuel she’s been drinking for itself and draining at least twenty percent of her battery life every ten hours..”

That managed to bring relief to Khan, it wasn't going to kill her, that was good.

“Well can we get rid of it?” He asked,

Dr. Rachet shook his head, "It doesn't look like it.”

Khan face fell.

”However,” Ratchet raised his finger up “with what I saw, the parasite is easily manageable, and as long as she gets a good night’s recharge, and drinks enough oil to feed both her and it, she should be alright.”

The conversation was then cut short by V screaming ”Ow! Did you just bite me?”

Khan and the Docter looked at V.

"Teehee! Get bitten, idiot!"

They then went back to their conversation

“Honestly, the hardest part of this, should be getting her to accept the fact.” Dr. Ratchet crossed his arms, "Atleast, that's what it looks like from my perspective." he shrugged, unsure of what too say.

Khan looked back over to the scene going on, with a hint of worry.

Right the docter was about getting use to it! Because despite the constant efforts of termination, that pesky parasite never left.

They tried to cut her off, all that happened was the skin of Uzi’s tail was broken, and it made her bleed.

They tried to prune Cyn, it worked for the time being, but Cyn grew back, fast. Then when they’d pruned her again, she grew back even faster, the next time

They even tried to set fire to Cyn, which she was flammable…and so was Uzi.

N and V could still hear Uzi swearing like a sailor after that whole ordeal. yeah THAT was fun...

Finally Uzi, desperate for a last resort, thought to kill Cyn by antifreeze poisoning, so for a whole 24 hours she only drank coolants.

The plan did not work, all it had done was cause both of them to get severely drunk, made Uzi to throw up on N twice, Cyn to be so off balance she’d trip peoples’ legs multiple times, Khan placed in jail for 5 days for allowing Coolant to a minor (he had no idea of this plan), and thanks to this, Uzi being grounded for a week, and threatened to have her wifi and railgun privileges taking away if she ever done something like that again.

Needless to say Uzi had stopped after that little ordeal (which was a shame since she didn’t even get to try what magnets and battery acid would do to Cyn) and done just as the doctor told her and accepted the filthy parasite as part of herself, not happily though.

”Shove! Push! Toss! Drag!”

N, sitting on Uzi’s floor, drawing in his new sketchbook, watched blankly as all items on Uzi’s nightstands were thrown in the air and placed astray across the bedroom, his girlfriend however paid no mind to this, and instead lied down on her bed face stuck in her phone, until Cyn had snatched the phone and flung it.

N sprung up from the ground and caught the phone before it hit the ground, he looked up to see Uzi didn’t even bat an eye.

“Giggle giggle, I am so naughty.” Cyn twirled for a moment, bobbing her head left and right as though she was dancing.

Uzi rolled her eyes watching the sight.

”Maybe once she gets use to her new body, she’ll calm down?” N sat up handing Uzi her phone.

”It’s been like a week since she’s gotten her “new body ". I don’t think she’s gonna calm down.” Uzi snatched her phone back.

“Open! Close! Open! Close!” Cyn began to mess with the drawer on the nightstand.

Uzi and N both flinched, with each slam of the drawer, it was like nails on a chalkboard. MAKE IT STOP!

“It SUCKS N!” Uzi exclaimed sitting up and looking to her boyfriend “Everyday when I wake up, she’s there shouting at me and tossing crap all over the place!” She pointed to her tail “When I get dressed, she pops up and starts giving me fashion advice about what I should be wearing, and how I look awful without a bow or something, then when I go to bed she starts singing lullabies! I CAN’T EVEN DRINK OIL WITHOUT HER OVER HERE BEGGING ME TO GIVE HER A SIP!” Uzi cried, tearing at the hair of her wig.

N tilted his head, “but I thought the doctor said she gets half your oil anyway, why would she want something she'll end up having anyway?”

Uzi grit her teeth, "Good question." She pointed to N

Afterwards she fell back onto her bed with a groan, placing her hands over her eyes, Cyn noticed this, and moved right in front of Uzi’s face.

”Uzi? What’s wrong, confusion.” She asked.

The purple haired drone began to shake, slowly and quietly pulling her hands away from her screen, revealing deranged hollow eyes.

Noticing her alarming change of demeanor, N pushed Cyn far away from Uzi, and hopped onto the bed, sitting down next to Uzi, keeping both her and the tail monster far away from each other

”I'm Sorry, you're so stressed, I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better.” N apologized.

Uzi sighed softly

”No...” Uzi shook her head “It’s not your fault, I mean I was the one who swallowed a being of eldritch horror and mass destruction, so I’m gonna pay for it.”

N lied down next to her, “And it didn’t kill you.” He smiled at her “That’s always A win.”

”Yeah that’s true too I guess,” she started to smile as well.

N scooted himself close enough to where they're thighs where touching, she felt him then intertwine their fingers.

Her core began to race, and her body began to overheat, in order to stop this, the fans built into her core turned on, and began to spin, making a faint whirring noise inside of her.

uzi silenlty hoped and prayed he wouldn't notice as she akwardly turned away from N. maybe if she acted like it wasn't their he wouldn't ask anything about it?

and since it didn’t kill her, that also meant they could go start dating now. N thought, tail wagging,

but wait a minute

N's expression went blank for a moment.

“I just realized something.” N said aloud, straightening his body out to where he was sitting up straight, and his tail quickly brushed up against Uzi's back, causing her to practically melt.

Oh no, he noticed. “W-wh-what?” stuttered out the purple haired drone, still trying to avoid his contact.

”We haven’t gotten to go on a date yet.” N answered.

Uzi felt herself calm down, oh okay she was fine.

She sighed, ”It’s because I’ve been so wrapped up with this whole Cyn thing.” She finally turned to face him, her flustured mood now replaced with the disapointment of that fact..

”Well…” N took Uzi’s hand into his own, “Maybe we should go on a date, so you can have distraction from the whole thing..”

Uzi thought about it, you know what, a distraction would be nice…

She smiled crookedly "Sure, I'd like that."

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