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CARATOON KISSES [ONESHOTS] Various!Dand'ys World x Reader

Summary:

Decided to make a oneshot book of dandys world chars x reader!
Feel free to pop into the request page and send
(Most of these may or may not be self indulgent)

read rules and requests before you send in a req pls!!!

Chapter 1: INFORMATION/REQUESTS

Chapter Text

RULES AND REQUESTS

When writing oneshots I always put rules for what I WILL and WON'T write

What I WILL write:
- Fluff]
- LIGHT angst
- polyamory
- wlw/mlm or anything LGBTQIA+
- platonic
- char x char
- slightly suggestive themes (nothing graphic)
- VERY LIGHT yandere
- maybe if im feeling it I'll write in some body horror

 

What I WON'T write:
-R@pe/Noncon/dubcon/wtv
- smut of any capacity
- n3crophilia/p3dophilia/etc
- twisted x char or twisted x reader (sorry but they're literal zombies)
- anything to do with toodles, pebble, or coal

 

POSSIBLE KEYWORDS YOU MAY NEED TO KNOW:

Y/N - Your name
E/C - eye color
F/C - Favorite color

 

Anywho, if you want to send in a request you absolutley can
Some chapters will be self indulgent tho bc.. cough.

Chapter 2: Astro x GN!Reader [FLUFF]

Summary:

You and Astro start cuddling in his bed ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Notes:

Warnings??
Nothing other than fluff n cuddling

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Astro laid right next to you in a comfortable silence on his bed, staring up at the glowing star stickers on his ceiling.

You two are together that much is clear enough to just about everyone in Gardenview. He cherished you immensely, listening to your woes as you did the same. Sometimes he'd sneak off from time to time to come visit you in your room so you could talk, or just lie down together. Like right now.

"[Y/N]?" He called out quietly, one pair of his arms resting idly on his stomach, gently curling and uncurling one of his fingers. He turned to look at you lazily, the star in the voided side of his face flickering and casting light against your face.

You turned to him the same, relaxed into the plush yale blue comforter decorated in the sloppily stitched stars he put on their himself. "What is it?" you replied, staring at him through half lidded eyes that made him turn a visibly darker shade.

"Can we cuddle..?" He murmured, rolling over onto his side with a huff and pushing aside his blanket that was always firmly wrapped around his shoulders, revealing his two pairs of arms outstretched in an invitation to come closer to him.

With an amused huff you scooted yourself impossibly close, feeling his arms wrap around your entire body and envelop you. He would tuck his head between your neck and shoulder, and you could smell the faint trace of jasmine on him, and something you couldn't pinpoint that just suited him perfectly.

"I love you so much." He mumbled into your neck drowsily, tracing the patterns of constellations on your back.

You returned the embrace, "I love you too, Astro." you hummed to him softly before letting yourself be lost in his scent and in his embrace, falling into a deep rest.

There you both lay, sleeping in each other's embrace and in a mess of limbs. You've found solace in your shared company, and this will only help it bloom further.

Notes:

ehhh little self indulgent fluff oneshot to start this book off
i may or may not like astro just a smidge.. (≖⩊≖);

Chapter 3: Shelly x F!Reader x Vee [FLUFF]

Summary:

REQUESTED BY TheUnknown (Guest)

After a long day you, Shelly, and Vee decide to all hang out and relax. But after a while the two began to barrage you with all the love they could muster

Also I added the small details of Vee having these little touch sensors in her hands and her "blushing" is just getting static on her screen

Notes:

warnings
Fluff/cuddling
Slightly suggestive themes (nothing too crazy prommy, they're just a lil handsy)

It is currently 1:56am as I'm posting this chapter and I would ask you to please ignore any spelling errors

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

After a long and slow day, you dragged yourself out of the elevator with clear exhaustion. Running around all day was never fun. Everyone else filed from the elevator, varying in levels of exhaustion.
Two of them being the loves of your life... Shelly and Vee.

Your demeanor immediately brightened the moment they both looked in your direction, and you trudged your way over to them. "Heya.. how are you guys holding up after.. ya know," You asked, looking at Vee, who gave a triumphant whir or approval.

"This newest upgrade has me feeling better than ever! I bet I could've run circles around the rooms." She gloated proudly, not missing the glare from Dandy that was stationed at his little shop in the Gardenview center, not too far from where you three were standing.

Shelly swayed idly on the ball of her heels, looking in better shape compared to some other people coming out of today's expedition. "I'm doing great, thanks for asking! Honestly, I'm a little tired... I kinda want to take a nap." she confessed with a tired sigh.

A couple of cogs turned in your head before it popped into your head finally. "Maybe we can all go to one of our rooms and just.. I dunno, cuddle?"

Shelly seemed extremely excited, clapping her hands together before grabbing one of your hands. "Yes! We haven't been able to have alone time for so long!"

Vee smiled at the conversation at hand, rolling her mic between her palms idly. "I'd love that. Too many of my censors have been overloaded today. I want some down time."

The three of you began to move towards Shelly's room, Shelly of course spouting about dinosaurs the whole way.. since she had the biggest and most comfortable bed. "But I thought you said you could run circles around the rooms?" You would tease with a smug little grin.

Vee made a sparking sound of irritation, her face growing staticky with embarrassment. "Whatever. Doesn't mean my censors cant be overloaded." She huffed and turned her head away to hide her "blush".

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Shelly immediately dived into her bed, sinking into the ochre blankets, waiting for you and Vee to join her. You plopped down next to Shelly and Vee followed suit, the two sandwiching your between them as you all let yourselves decompress.

Vee slowly slipped off her gloves, you turned your head to look up at her. "How are those touch sensors working out?" you questioned as Vee finally laid back down next to you and tossed her gloves away to be picked up later.

"Mmh.. they're fine. It feels weird to like..- feel." Vee confessed before letting her hand rest on your side, fingers lingering a bit longer than usual. Shelly seemed to notice immediately the way Vee let her touch linger... Vee's mechanical insides seemed to whir once more, face beginning to speckle with static. "I like feeling you. It's nice." She murmured before shoving her screen against your cheek to give you a "kiss".

Shelly giggled and watched Vee intently. "She's pretty, ain't she, Vee?" She teased, earning a low hum of approval from Vee. She brought her own lips to pamper kisses across your face and ending it off with an audible kiss to your lips, smiling at the way you grew a flushed hue from the stimulation of Vee's cold, heard hands that ghosted your skin through your clothes, and Shelly's warm, soft lips. "Awhh! Vee, look at her! Isn't she just adorable when blushing"

Vee lifted her head to see what Shelly was talking about, drinking in the sight of your flushed face and the goofy smile on your face. Vee whirred happily and rested her TV head on your chest, tail thumping on the covers. "So adorable." She responded. "I wanna stay like this forever." Vee sighed as Shelly wrapped her arms around you, both embracing you as you were still left dazed from the barrage of love.

You all laid together in this embrace through the night, the soft whirring and humming of Vee's machinery lulling you and Shelly to sleep.

Notes:

AAAUGHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUESTTT ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

I had a little bit of fun with this especially Vee bc eheh
Anywho I'm tired I won't be working on anymore reqs tonight but I'll try to get to the others soon ｡-ᆺ-｡ <( Zzz)

Chapter 4: Dandy x GN!Reader [FLUFF]

Summary:

Request by ParadoxBloom

You decided to stop by Dandy's shop after hours and give him some much deserved loving after a hard day

Notes:

warnings
tooth rotting fluff
that's pretty much it

I played around with the idea of Dady's petals being an extension of how he expressed himself :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Dandy draped himself across the wooden crates he stood on, completely exhausted from talking to toons and kids all day. But thankfully, Gardenview was closed for the night. He heard the unmistakable sounds of footsteps coming towards him. Footsteps he automatically recognized as yours.

He shot up instantly with a goofy smile on his his face. "[Y/N]! I was wondering when you'd come by!" He exclaimed while struggling to get himself off the crates.

You opened your arms for him as you watched him run out of the door and basically tackle you. "I'm guessing you missed me?" you chuckled as his petals fluttered happily.

"Of course I did! I always miss you when you're gone!" Dandy said before reaching to grab your face and kiss you, his petals wrapped around your face like it was some kind of privacy shelf. Once he pulled away he grinned at you goofily before speaking once again, "That's how much I missed you!" He stated proudly.

"Oh yeah? Well this is how much I missed you." You snorted before pulling him into another sweet kiss that made the petals on his head quiver in delight.

Once pulled away again he tugged at your wrists, wanting to pull you along with him. "C'mon! I wanna spend as much time as I possibly can with you until it's tomorrow again!" he said while pulling you to his little nook.

There you two spent the night together, relaxing as you watched old tapes and held each other... you two hadn't even noticed the time had flown by until you two inevitably conked out.

Notes:

YAYYY Another request done ^^ Thank you for sending in your your request!

Chapter 5: Shrimpo x GN! Reader [HURT/COMFORT]

Summary:

Requested by Bromok!!!

Shrimpo hates his bully role in Gardenview, so he went to go slip away to get his anger out... but not without you noticing.

Notes:

Warnings
Hurt/Comfort
Mentions of bullying

Apologies in advanced if this is buns, I don't have the most experience writing hurt/comfort

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Shrimpo watched on as everyone else got crowded around by kids and parents alike, being asked all these fun questions and given praise. Not a single kid ever came over to him unless it was to reprimand him or throw junk at him.

Without a word he slipped off back to his room, that was he wouldn't just be there for nothing.

Then there was you, talking to a small handful of kids when you noticed out of the corner of your eye, Shrimpo going around the corner back to the rooms... "How about you go ask some of the others some questions! I have to go do something!" You said gently to the kids who nodded and spread out among the other toons.

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As you got closer to Shrimpo's room you could hear the unmistakable sound of him beating the ever loving shit out of his punching back again. You reared your head through the doorframe with a concerned glance. "Shrimpo? Why aren't you out here with the kids?" You'd ask, noticing the brief flinch and stutter in his practiced and rhythmic movements.

"It doesn't matter. It isn't like the kids come and ask me stuff anyways. I hate the questions and I hate the kids." He spoke in an uncharacteristically calm tone, wavering with anger. The punching bag swung back with a particularly hard blow, slamming into the wall and coming back towards Shrimpo before he caught it and put it back in place to continue.

You stood in silence.. you really didn't know how to respond. It was true that the kids didn't like him. He was made to be unlikable. There was an uneasy silence filled by the sounds of punch after punch onto the punching bag, and the rattle of the chain just barely holding it onto the stand.

"Do you.. want to talk about it..?"

Your question made Shrimpo pause, leaving the punching bag swinging before he turned to you with a sneer. "I HATE talking about my problems." He hissed out, but you didn't miss the way his eyes glazed over just slightly.

You took a slow step into his room before speaking again. "I know. But sometimes talking helps you feel better.. just give it a try. Please..?"

Your voice made his tail twitch slightly before pressing his forehead to the punching bag and grumbling. "Fine, but I'm not gonna like it."

He trudged over to the bed, waiting for you to sit next to him with a scowl on his face. "Could you tell me.. what makes you not want to interact with the kids..?"

Shrimpo scoffed. "I already told you, they hate me, I hate them." he rolled his eyes before letting the question stew for a bit longer... "I was made to be hated. The Handlers remind me of that every chance they get. The kids always remind me too, always saying that I should just be taken off the show... and throwing whatever they can get their grubby little hands on at me. I just want to go by one day without being reminded that I'm some kind of monster."

You listened to his woes, noticing how he'd clench and unclench his hands, claws digging into his palms and leaving little pokes in his skin. You hesitated before gently grabbing one of his hands, making him flinch and nearly tug his hand away. And instead of slapping your hand away like he would've done for anyone else, he curled his fingers around yours. "Thank you for telling me about this.. hey-- how about this. We don't have to go back out there if you want. We can just stay here and you can do what you need to do. Yeah?"

Shrimpo gave a grunt and a nod, turning his gaze away from you. "Oh.. uh. And [Y/N]..?"

"Thank you. Thank you for being the one person to listen to me."

Notes:

YAAYYY THANK YEW FOR YOUR REQUEST
Im sorry if this angst sucks, as i said im not experienced in writing angst so I did what i could

I'm hoping to write more for Shrimpo down the line (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Chapter 6: Bassie x GN!Reader [FLUFF]

Summary:

Another request from TheUnknown!

Notes:

Warnings
Nothin but fluff

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

You and Bassie were out in the grass in her garden, a cheesy little picnic setup underneath you. Bassie let you lay your head on her lap as she offered you berries. She pet your head with the other hand.

“I’m so glad we can relax in my garden. Especially away from everyone else.” She spoke in a calm tone, feeling less erratic now that there weren't eyes on her everywhere.

You hummed in content, gently grabbing her hand on your head and keeping it there , you could hear her audibly flinch… “I’m glad too. I love your garden so much. You take such good care of it.”

You looked up at her, watching a blush bloom across her features as she bashfully spluttered about how “it’s not that impressive” and “I just water it from time to time”.

 

After some chatting, Bassie leaned down and pressed a kiss to your forehead before murmuring, “I love you so-so-so-so-so-so much.” She said before emphasizing her words after with a lot of kisses all over your face.

This was nice. So comfy.

Notes:

WAHOO THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST
I love Bassie so much

Chapter 7: Sprout x GN!Reader [FLUFF]

Summary:

Sprout is teaching you how to bake.. sorta.

Notes:

Warnings???
SELF INDULGENT!
Fluff?

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

No one ever warned you how hard baking was.. you were at the counter, struggling to roll the cookie dough... not to thin, not too thick. and you kept making it too thin, causing you to have to reroll the dough and start all over. And it kept sticking to your rolling pin, which made it stretch and rip!

"Sproouuuttt...! I need your help!" You whined out.. and Sprout was next to you in an instant, mixing up some icing for the cookies.

Sprout looked over your shoulder with big eyes, "What's the matter?" He said before his leaves immediately drooped at the sight of your struggle with the dough.

You huffed and lifted the rolling pin up, "I keep rolling it too thin or ripping it.. and it keeps sticking to my rolling pin!" you complained and grumbled.

"Did you remember to put flour down?" Sprout said while looking at you dumbly, still stirring the icing.

You blinked extra slow. "I'm gonna fucking get you."

Sprout laughed nervously before setting the icing in the fridge so it can set for a bit, before walking back over to you with a bag of flour. "I'll help, don't worry."

He walked you through the steps, sprinkling down some flower and laying down the glob of cookie dough before coming behind you. He grabbed your hands and guided the rolling pin against the dough before speaking with hesitance. "Is this okay..? Do you want me to move?"

You looked back at him, he was practically sweating bullets.. and you've never seen a strawberry turn even more red!!! You only chuckled before responding. "Yeah, it's fine, Sprout." You reassured.

Sprout rested his head on your shoulder, guiding your hands to slowly but surely roll out the cookie dough to the right thickness, and with that, you could finally cut it and bake it! "And there we go, now we can cut out the cookies and just throw them in the oven!"

You leaned back and pressed a big fat smooch onto Sprout's cheek, leaving him spluttering with a red face like an idiot in the middle of the kitchen. "I'll get on that then. Thanks for the help!"

Notes:

Wanted to write a little self indulgent one for sprout auughh (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Sorry for the self indulgent chapter I prommy I'm still writing those requests

Chapter 8: Yatta x GN!Reader [FLUFF]

Summary:

Requested by TheUnknown

Yatta decides to snatch you into the vents in the middle of a conversation

Notes:

Warnings
Fluff
Yatta lowk is a freakazoid/aff

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Yatta was doing her usual shenanigans, crawling through the vents and going through them to spook people or just be a nuisance. This was extremely common for her.

She continued crawling through until she set her eyes on you, talking to Looey. She grinned evilly and busted open the vent grilles and snatched you up with so little time to process you couldn't even make a peep.

Once you were with her in the vents, she squeezed you into a tight embraces, her four tails slapping against all the walls. "Hiya [Y/N]!!!" She squealed and rubbed her cheek against yours, the paper machete on your cheek felt especially scratchy.

"Hey Yatta.." You sighed with a smile, leaning into her embrace. "Maybe start warning me when you wanna grab me so suddenly?" you huffed and poked her forehead.

"Yeah but what's the fun in that?! It's fun to catch people off guard!!!" Yatta declared before pointing at herself, "Do you want some candy?", before you could respond with yes or no, she dove her fist into her side and pulled out a handful of different candies... which were also now spilling out.

You put your hands on your head in bewilderment. "YATTA OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL."

"Bah! Calm down! I can just fix it later! Have some candy!" She said before shoving the handful of candy into your hands.

She was such a weirdo.
But she was YOUR weirdo.

Notes:

YIPEEE thank you for the request I'll get to the Teagan x reader one soon
I'll probably be slower to update bc Artfight is behind me ready to drag my ass into the pits

Chapter 9: Looey x GN!Reader [FLUFF/SILLY]

Summary:

Requested by Arts

Looey is trying to impress you by showing off his circus acts.. but fails to do so at first.

Notes:

Warnings??
Fluff
Idk Looey falls or smth

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Looey slowly raised himself onto his circus ball, finding his balance before looking down at you with a big smile. “Okay! Could you hand me some of those.. maybe— two?” He asked, pointing at the stag of juggling balls.

The ball rolled forward slightly when he went to grab them from your hands, and then back as he panicked, trying to find his footing. “Oh— uhh! Problem!!” He shouted, his frantic scrambling only making it worse until he face planted onto the ground, the ball he was standing on flinging away. “Ueeaghh..”

You snorted before chuckling under your breath, leaning down to help him up. He grasped onto you for dear life. “That was an eventful stunt. Looked fun.” You teased, making look away bashfully.

“Yyyeaah.. well— it wasn’t what I was going for. But if it made you happy then I suppose that’s all that matters!” He rubbed the back of his head with the familiar sound of a squeaking balloon.

You watched Looey for hours as he perfected his stunts from then on, and he was constantly working to impress you and make you laugh

Notes:

Thank you for your request!!
To the other person who requested Looey I’ll get to thst as soon as I can :)