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i'm just a buzzkill, looking for a lover (i'm just an asshole, working undercover) by Icantthinkofagoodusername7 for Pinkikeashark
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
21 Jul 2025
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“This drink is wrong,” A man- a customer- an asshole (though, Salesman thinks all of his customers are assholes; but, hey, at least this one is a hot asshole) says, placing his drink back on the counter next to the cash register, “my brother is allergic to dairy.”
“Boohoo,” Salesman responds on instinct before realizing that’s not really how he’s supposed to talk to his customers.
Oh well.
What’s gonna happen to him? He gets fired? Sometimes sacrifices have to be made for his sanity (if he even has any of that).
“Excuse me?”
Salesman grins, bringing his briefcase up and placing it onto the counter, in between him and the customer, “Would you like to play a game with me?”
It’s fun, watching the customers squirm under what they feel like is an “unusual” request. Salesman has a difficult time seeing it as unusual, though. His usual customers are used to it and, sometimes, they even manage to get a free coffee out of it if they win while Salesman gets to have his fun.
That’s a win-win situation if he’s ever heard of one.
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OR, coffee shop au where Salesman and Junho meet in a cafe & things go from there.
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