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Jpop Clanker Hunters

Summary:

All 7 groups get together one fateful week of the year to defeat the evil clanker society. They do this every year to assure the sekai that exchuia (basically earth but on steroids and a lil bit of alien stage) remain safe for the rest of the year. However, something is different this year…!

A mysterious clanker band group appears, shaking their new fresh dreads, threatening the 7’s power and ultimately starting a cringe gacha life rap battle between them (Not serious btw, that's cringe!). Will they be sigma or will they fall to the clanker Society? 😎

Notes:

So like if you want to see the whole explanation of the lore then dm me on discord for the discord server link! My user is @.kayanu on discord (with the dot.) and @imaginary-freind-official (with the typo of friend) on Tumblr.

 

Hehhh

The first chapter isnt THAT depressing.
Thats gonna change. In the next chapters.
Chapter 1 written by @.kayanu

(On discord)

Chapter 1: It begins! {Xenia} (Chapter 1)

Chapter Text

                            It Begins! {Xenia} (Chapter 1)

 

Shiho: (Running, covered in blood, looking very angry)
WHAT DID YOU DO KOHANE!

 

Kohane: I- I didn't mean to I swea-

 

Shiho: This. It's ALL your fault. Don't you feel at least a LITTLE guilty? ‘Didn't mean to’ ISN'T GONNA CUT IT! PEOPLE DIED, BECAUSE OF YOU.

 

Kohane: Im.. Sorry.. (Sob) Please forgive me! (In the tone of mikan from y'know… that one uh silly game where they execute people)

 

Fucking Star Tsukasa: (running to catch up to the two) What. Happened..?

 

Shiho: This BITCH (points at kohane very offensively) sabotaged our show!

 

Kohane: N- no.. Please! I'm sorry I was forced to..

 

Shiho: Forced to? FORCED TO? YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN INTERACTED WITH YOU EVER SINCE THAT LITTLE STUPID STUNT YOU PULLED 1 MONTH AGO. BUT NOOO.. I WAS BEING NICE. I JUST HAD TO BE NICE!

 

Kohane: (sobbing on the floor)

 

Shiho: (She drags Kohane off the floor by the shirt, MENACINGLY holding her in the air) I think we should remove you from this planet. Before you cause us any more trouble.

 

She throws Kohane back to the ground, sighing and taking a cigarette out of her pocket, lighting it

 

Shiho: Fucking hell… (She takes a drag of the cigarette, trying to reason with herself)

 

Fucking Star Tsukasa: HOLY POOP! GUYS, BEHIND YOU!!

 

 

(they look behind them 🤯)

 

 

Miku: Mikudayo…

 

(All of Xenia) AHHH!! 😖 (Shits pants and skedaddles away)