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Chapter 36
The Otter Kee
It was a few days later, and I was giving a speech.
"And that is why Dual Blades are the best weapon type ever," I finished, jumping off the desk I was standing on, "Any questions?"
"Yeah," Shulk raised her hand, "What does this have to do with the story?"
"Ya' know what, screw you Shulk," I said, "The only plot related thing that happens this chapter is Sara reads a newspaper! No one wants to read 'bout that!"
As if I'm cue, a tall, red-haired girl walked into the room. She was wearing a black tank top with a pale purple skirt and combat boots, and she was really big. But only on one particular part of her upper body.
"I was in the library and I found this," she said, holding up a newspaper.
Lucina staredwat her, "The Hell're you?"
"Um... I'm Emily," said the girl, staring at Lucina.
"And that newspaper's important because..." Shulk said.
"It's the Hall Times," Emily explained.
"Lemme see that," Shulk said, grabbing the newspaper from Emily.
"What's it say?" Lucina asked, looking over Shulk's shoulder.
"Our king recently lost his job again," Shulk read, "Also, The Evil in Life And Death Club Founded by Huey Emmerich has just gained a new member- Dicks-"
"That's not important," Lucina interupted, snatching the newspaper from Shulk, "Let's see... here! After losing his job, Our king his the remaining Keese deep in Subspace. Hopefully it stays safe and Sara Osbourne doesn't ruin our lifestyle."
"Do we have to tell Sara?" Shulk complained, "I don't wanna ruin people's lives. Even if they are... already dead. And in Hell."
Lucina sighed, "We have to," she said, "Then Sara'll leave sooner and we can go back to our normal lives."
"Good point," Shulk said, and the two complete friends set out to search for Sara.