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2025-11-16
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Ness finally gets transferred

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Summary:

Ness gets transferred back to his homeland which lead to Isagi and Kaiser celebrating

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Ness finally gets transferred

Chapter Text

It was a nice and sunny day in Munich, home of Bastard Munchen headquarters. The birds were chirping, no clouds in sight - the day couldn’t get better. Until all the players were called into Noa’s office. Day instantly ruined. Isagi was petrified, the only time they get called into Noa’s office as a team it’s when they fucked something up big time. What did they do this time? Did Kaiser look like he was hooking up with high schoolers again? Did they find Hiori’s hard drive? Did they find out about Grim’s dead body collection? Or did Yukimiya’s excessive plastic surgery finally bite him in the ass. Suffice to say, Isagi was sweating bullets walking in. Everyone else was there already, aside from Kaiser and Ness who were fashionably late like always. Noa’s hawk eyes scanned the room, waiting for any change in the atmosphere but was distracted as the German petplay duo arrived.

“I have some unfortunate news,” Noa started, everyone looking around nervously. All but Ness who seemed to be calm for once

“Ness is going to be transferring teams…”

“REALLY??” “NO WAY!” Many shouted, clearly disgruntled

Isagi however was both ecstatic but slightly disappointed, he would miss his favourite punching bag. But he also wondered who would willingly invite Ness onto their team?

“Ness, what team are you transferring to?” Isagi innocently asked, expecting an answer like Beserk Dortmund

“I’m transferring to the Israeli team!” Ness answered cheerfully, almost rivalling the same cheeriness when Kaiser actually remembered his name instead of calling him mutt or trash.

Isagi’s whole face scrunched up as he held in his laugh, he didn’t want to be disrespectful and all on his now ex-teammates last day. “Me and Hiori were right about Ness being spiritually Israeli” Isagi thought as he looked towards Hiori who was also hiding in his laugh. But what he didn’t expect was Kaiser’s reaction. He thought Kaiser would have a solemn expression, losing the only person who willingly wanted to be called an idiot by him and would cum in his pants when he got a drink splashed at him.

But in a twist of events, Kaiser was practically buzzing in his seat - almost like he was on the highest vibration of a rose toy. His smile was weary but you could tell he was holding back a bigger one in order to be somewhat respectful. Isagi thought that Kaiser would at least have some remorse for Ness leaving but Kaiser always makes the impossible happen…somehow.

Noa dismissed them slowly, saying something about how you can say goodbye to him throughout the week until his fated departure. Isagi and Kaiser were the last to leave and Isagi slowly closed the door, being careful not to make any noise as Noa and Ness were still talking but the moment he closed the door he was swooped away by an extremely excited Kaiser. Isagi could only wonder - what the fuck is up his ass all of a sudden?

“Yoichi! He’s actually fucking gone! Oh mein gott…I’ve been waiting for this day and it actually happened!” Kaiser exclaimed, barely being able to breathe as he let it all out while still gripping Isagi tightly - really putting that 80kg grip strength into good use.

“Wait…you’re actually excited about this!?” Isagi questioned, he thought he had a good read on Kaiser but he was shocked by all of this.

“Well yea...c’mon he was an annoying ass pest. Anyone would be glad to get rid of him” Kaiser shrugged

“I mean…I guess you’re right” Isagi agreed

“For celebrating, I was thinking me and you could go out to the best beer halls in Munich and get really wasted or something” Kaiser suggested with big puppy eyes - who could refuse those

But Isagi was sceptical, was this some lethargic plan to get him to slip up and get him kicked out the team by Kaiser “Why only me?”

“Because some of the team actually like Ness and might even invite him - we’re the only ones who venomly hate Ness. Also your little blue lock brethrens piss me off - not in a racist way of course!” Kaiser replied, sounding almost genuine.

“Alright fine, but you’re paying for drinks. Every. Single. One.” Isagi specified

“Bet.” Both he and Isagi grinned at each other.

The night draws on longer as Isagi and Kaiser are surprisingly having a good time, enjoying each other's company while chugging down beers and retelling embarrassing stories about Ness. The beer hall was crowded but they could still hear each other without screaming their lungs out to each other - although they would regardless if they weren’t in public.

“Alright, so then Ness goes up to this hot latina right, and he’s like “hey girl” really elongated that sentence and get this, he says “I don’t get why you get deported when you can get deported in my pants” like FUCK bruh there was no way” Kaiser slurred out, giggling throughout

“FUCK OFF! I KNEW HE WAS SPIRITUALLY RACIST BUT DAMN HOW IS THAT CONSIDERED A PICK UP LINE!” Isagi cackles out

“NAH AND THEN SHE SLAPPED HIM AND WALKED AWAY WHILE HE SHOUTED “BUT I’VE BEEN TO ANTI-RACIST PROTESTS” Kaiser breaks out in further cackles

“Dude no wonder why he’s transferring to Israel, he really is spiritually Israeli,” Isagi chuckled

“Do you think Netanyahu personally invited him onto the team?” Kaiser added just to add more fuel to their laughter

“FUCK BRU, IMAGINE THEIR RELATED SOMEHOW!” They both started cackling harder, gaining a few glances

“Kaiser, I never realised you were this funny”

“I didn’t even realise you had such a sense of humour. I thought the only thought in your head was football”

“Man, maybe we really did misjudge each other…” Isagi slurred out, inching closer to Kaiser until they were breathing and recycling the same carbon dioxide molecules. Kaiser didn’t stop him as he snaked his hand under Isagi’s shirt, caressing his chest like it was silk.

They stayed like that for a while, just taking in each other’s appearance, flushed cheeks and watery eyes. If a scandal came out then so be it.

“Wait…not there Kaiser…” Isagi flushed as Kaiser carried on playing with Isagi's chest, going over his nipples slightly

“Why not?” Kaiser smirked as he pressed harder on his nipples, causing Isagi to moan slightly

“Let’s…do this in your room…” Isagi whispered like it was some ancient curse, causing Kaiser to flush next

“Eager are we? Then let’s go or else I won’t be able to hold it in” They both rushed out of the hall, almost sprinting back to the dorms, holding hands - laughing as the breeze hit them.

They crashed into Kaiser’s dorm, barely caring about locking the door - no one would want to come in after they’re done. Kaiser immediately pushed Isagi onto the bed, crashing his face onto Isagi’s soft plump lips as he ravished them, locking into place like puzzle pieces as Isagi fought back. Isagi starts to grind on Kaiser’s thigh, meowling for more friction. Kaiser responded by pulling closer and grinded on Isagi’s clothed cock, causing a muffled moan to come out of Isagi.

Kaiser couldn’t hold back, he didn’t want any more foreplay - he just wanted to get into the action now. He ripped off his shirt then ripped off his trousers and boxers in one move. Isagi did the same, unzipping his tracksuit and pulling it off in record speed.

“Kaiser…I’m ready…” Isagi breathed out, barely able to contain himself.

“Of course…Yoichi,” Kaiser huffed. He spat on his hand as he started to lube up Isagi’s hole, causing Isagi to let out the most sexual moan that even porn couldn’t compete with. This caused Kaiser to thrust in deep, causing his orgasm while finding the treasure that is Isagi’s prostate.

He thrusted harder, each thrust causing Isagi to moan harder and higher pitched with Isagi begging for him to destroy him more. His hole was absolutely abused by the end of it and his eyes watery and glossy and hair sticking to his forehead. Kaiser flipped him to his stomach, taking in his scent as he started to fondle Isagi’s ass like he owned it.

“What the hell are you doing??” Isagi grunted out

“Just appreciating the food in front of me…” Kaiser slurred out before devouring Isagi by thrusting as hard as possible just to make Isagi scream.

They continued for what felt like centuries until both of them fell onto each other, falling into a deep slumber with a blanket barely covering them.

Ness really should have left when he should, he was going to surprise Kaiser when he got back from his stupid outing with that dumb Yoichi. One last sleepover before he had to go to Tel Aviv as per Netanyahu’s suggestion. But what he was surprised about was that he brought Isagi to his room. And they started to devour each other and not in the football sense. Ness was disgusted at first but when Kaiser took off his shirt, he was instantly mesmerised. As Kaiser thrusted into Isagi, he imagined himself as Isagi; moaning to Kaiser’s cock, clutching it and devouring it himself, finally being worthy of Kaiser’s attention. But all Ness could do was watch from his hiding place as Kaiser gave his love and attention to someone worthy of it like Isagi.

A few months have passed since Ness left for Israel, Kaiser and Isagi continued to hook up or even just watch matches together - enjoying each other's presence and this was another one of those times. It was the World Cup qualifiers and the match was Israel Vs Norway. Isagi and Kaiser sat in their hotel room, sharing a cup of wine as they watched Haaland thrash Israel. The score was a laughable 2-0 with Norway in the lead. The camera then focused on Ness who was close to the goal, in the last few months in Israel, Ness has seemed to changed into wanted to score for his own and as he came close to the net he was about set up his shot and as his foot connected to the ball he screamed out something inspirational for all the Israeli hearts out there…

“FOR TEL AVIV!” Ness screams out, causing Israelis in the crowd to cheer and Netanyahu cry a little - his little nephew Ness being such an Israeli icon. However the ball trajectory was off by a lot and missed horrendously, somehow hitting a Latina in the crowd.

“IT WAS THE PERFECT SET UP HOW THE FUCK DID HE MISS!!!???” Isagi screamed, meanwhile Kaiser was laughing at how horrendous the shot was.

“Dude the target wasn’t defenseless kids that’s why.”

Chapter 2: Ness finally goes on break

Summary:

Ness is allowed to go on break and wants to spend it with Kaiser but Kaiser doesn't want to. What is Ness going to do now?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Ngh~ Mihya faster please~” Isagi moaned, slurring out each word as his knuckles turned white from clutching the bedsheets so tight

“Fuck, I could be here forever, you’re built just for me Yoichi” Kaiser grunted before thrusting harder, causing Isagi to arch his back into the perfect golden ratio curve and let out a high pitched moan which made Kaiser go harder.

Squelches and moans filled the room, Kaiser thrusting deeper into Isagi like he was looking for gold, filling him up while Isagi cries in ecstasy as he claws his back for every deeper and harder thrust while both were lowkey entering flow state. Kaiser kept going, flipping Isagi on his back and spanking him before going back and pounding straight into him, using the cum that was already there as lube. They were both high off of each other’s libido and were prepared to go for the whole night, even if they had training tomorrow. Until…

“RING RING RING! PICK UP THE PHONE FAGGOT! PICK UP THE PHONE!” Kaiser’s phone started to ring with the ringtone Isagi recorded just for him

“Bro, who the fuck is calling right now, I was finna bust in your ass for a 6th time” Kaiser groaned

“I think it was the 7th time but just end the call, I’m close as well” Isagi mused out, almost begging to continue, he didn’t want Kaiser to come more than him after all

“Wait, it might be from Noa or something and if I end it I’m gonna get lynched by his KKK looking ass later” Kaiser replied, being sensible for once in his life. He picked up the phone only to realise the caller ID was Ness, well the actual name was Retarded Israeli Fag.

“Why the fuck is Ness calling right now”

“Ugh instant anti-boner, end the call dude come on we’re wasting time from me being pounded”

“Nah, I’m lowk intrigued at why he’s calling. Plus I never said I would stop fucking your tight ass even with a call…” Kaiser smirked and puzzles pieces clicked together in Isagi’s head realising what Kaiser’s plan was

“Jello, what up mein digga” Isagi rolled his eyes at the greeting.

“Ah Kaiser! Hope I wasn’t interrupting anything important!” Isagi and Kaiser rolled their eyes in unison at that.

“Nothing much, just you know…working out on my glutes” Kaiser subtly grunts out as he thrusts harder, causing Isagi to let out a high pitched moan.

“Oh…What was that?” Ness inquired innocently.

“Just my…slippery floorboards” Kaiser replies, still thrusting hard into Isagi.

“Well anyway, our club is letting us have a 2 week break soon and I was wondering if I could pop by to visit, I’ve missed everyone…and especially you” Both Kaiser and Isagi stopped moving for a bit, looking wide eyed at each other and Isagi motioning to Kaiser not to let him come.

“Oh! You can come to Tel Aviv as well! There’s this spot that’s really good and I think you would enjoy it!” Ness continued, taking hostage of the silence as well. How typical.

“Uhm so about that…I’m like really busy then like hella busy so like I wouldn’t really be able to like do anything with you and allat so sorry” Kaiser speedily said before hovering over the end call button only for Ness’ high-pitched annoying bitchy voice to interrupt.

“Is this cuz of that ****** Yoichi? Just leave that dogmuncher on the streets. Wouldn’t it be better to hang with an Aryan boy like me?” Ness sweetly said as if he didn’t just say the most Hitler core sentence. Now Kaiser was thoroughly disturbed because even if Ness was always subtly racist he didn’t think he could actually get worse. Isagi was looking at Kaiser with genuine disgust as his face twisted into a mix of genuine anger, shock, confusion and disgust - who knew ness had the balls to say all of that. But Isagi had bigger balls. He grabbed Kaiser’s phone leaving a shocked and turned on Kaiser and put the phone right up to his mouth, ready to insult Ness and his entire lineage like a bullet.

“What the actual fuck are you on you IDF soldier. I get that Netanyahu’s brainwashed you but you can’t be saying all of that. Especially since you look like the inside of a crack addicted hooker. And don’t go acting like you’re all high and mighty since you’re in the ‘promised land’ when you can’t even score an open goal or anything. Are you sure you shouldn’t be using this break to actually, oh I don’t know? Get better at football!”

“Y-Y-YOICHI?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT KAISER’S HOME?!! YOU’RE GONNA INFECT IT WITH ALL THOSE DISEASES IN JAPAN. THERE’S A REASON WHY THEY STAYED ISOLATED FOR SO MANY YEARS AND NOT TO MENTION YOUR HISTORY OF OPENING YOUR HOLE TO ANY MAN TALLER THAN 6’0??!!!”

“Look in a mirror, you’re gonna somehow blow up Kaiser’s house and somehow say that you own it now and that Kaiser’s dick was promised to you 3000 years ago”

“YOICHI IF I SEE YOU-” Ness starts before Isagi quickly ends the call. He didn’t want to have more of an anti-boner than he has already.

“Yoichi…that was really hot, can you slur me out like that” Kaiser says, slightly drooling.

As Ness’s break came, thankfully he didn’t miraculously appear at Kaiser’s doorstep like a malnourished orphan. But he didn’t call or message which Kaiser is also thankful for so he didn’t interrupt anymore of his time with Isagi. Especially right now, the two of them were cuddling after another great round of sex. Isagi was sleeping peacefully on Kaiser’s chest, slightly drooling as he murmured about who knows what - probably something football related. Kaiser was scrolling through instagram, mindlessly watching reels about 67 brainrot and football highlights. Until he notices that Ness posted something on his story. Ness wasn’t always one to post on his story, afterall he doesn’t really have a social life but Kaiser figures since it was his break that he would at least try to get out for once instead of being holled up at home reading Harry Potter smut. What he didn’t expect when he opened his story to be a vibrant rave and flashing lights. He read the location and realised that Ness was off on the deep end

Labubu rave, Tel Aviv.

What the actual fuck? He has to take a break before opening the other stories because what the hell do you mean there’s a Labubu rave in Tel Aviv of all places. He watched the next story, this time a video. It looked like it was Ness twerking on a girl who barely looks 12 and dressed up as a labubu while some weird phonk was playing. The camera was shaky as the person behind it seemed to be laughing uncontrollably only for the camera to turn to the camera man who was…REO MIKAGE?? This was getting confusing now, why is the Mikage heir in Israel of all places and with Ness of all people - what about that slow retard he was always fussing over. He moves onto the next story, another long video with more bass boosted nightmare music that is phonk. Ness and Reo were chugging down bottles of beer, some dripping down onto the floor until both threw their bottles in the air after pouring the rest on their labubus and kept dancing, clearly drunk out of their minds. The voice behind the camera screams at them to be careful and not to push and shove. Clearly a sensible person in this trio - although Kaiser doubts they can be all that sensible if they’re there of all places. But Kaiser can slightly recognise the voice, however he can’t put a finger on who exactly it is. The next story is another video - just how much did they film of this? The video was Ness dancing again with Reo hyping him up as he downs another beer before grabbing another bottle and pouring it on Ness. Causing the two of them to laugh while the cameraman makes a disgusted grunt telling them that was lukewarm - wait a minute…”lukewarm”? Kaiser immediately skipped to the next story wanting to see if his suspicion was right and he was. The final story was a selfie of the trio; Ness, Reo and…Rin. Kaiser genuinely has no clue how they even got Rin to agree to all of this if even Isagi can’t invite him out somewhere without being called lukewarm no less with Rin genuinely looking somewhat happy to be there, even if it was in the Itoshi way of a frown and looking off to the side. But Kaiser just looks at his phone astonished at the brainrotted mess he just witnessed on Ness’s story. He’s thankful Ness didn’t show up at his door but he still didn’t like the fact that a Labubu rave exists. While Kaiser was in his shock coma, Isagi stirs awake looking bleakly at Kaiser.

“So you saw Ness’s story as well?” Isagi starts, somewhat comforting Kaiser in his new trauma of Labubus.

“Yea…wait how did you see it?”

“Bachira sent it to me, saying that he wanted to go or something,”

“...”

“I reported the story and sent it to Noa and Ego, I was tempted to leak it to the press but then it’ll be a bad look on us” Isagi continued, clearly not as phased by it as Kaiser

“I hope Ness gets an STD and has to stop playing football and the plane carrying Reo and Rin explodes Final Destination style”

Notes:

I lowk entered flow state writing this like I finished this all in an hour

Notes:

Thank you for reading my dear fans I hope you respect my headcanon of Israeli ness